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(Hiroaki Tsuno) Why is my part cancelled?

(AD)The director said you don't get hard as much these days,

hence we can't film as many insertion close-ups.

- Really?

He said that unless we can actually see it going in and out

there's nothing erotic in there

I'm compensating that with some technique

Like this, see!

And Mr. Tsuno, you have been moaning a lot as well

Have I? Sorry, I won't do it next time!

(AD)Ok ok See you later

(Tsuno) Hello Mr. Company President!

Got any work for me?

I haven't been working for more than 3 days already

(Riichi Tsunematsu) I'm having my meal now.

Uh?

My Frodo hasn't become Lord of the Rings as of late

He's just a plain Hobbit

Come on, Mr. President, take a look

See what I say?

(Cafeteria Staff) Hahaha!

(Cafeteria Staff) Huh? (Tsuno)Told you it was a Hobbit, didn't I?

(Yoshiaki Marui) This country deals with sticks and holes

by hiding them under a mosaic, get what I'm saying?

We're the shadow of the helicopter

The shadow of the helicopter

born from where the sticks and holes cross paths!

...or something like that

Can you do threesomes?

Are you OK with getting jizzed on your face?

Can you swallow?

Ah...

Can you do threesomes?

(Seiryo) What is... a threesome?

Eh?

It's having sex with two male actors at the same time.

... I see.

Then... Are you OK with getting facials?

"Facials"?

(Momoko Kiuchi) Mr. Tsunematsu, hello!

Ah, hello!

Today I'm playing an imprisoned undercover agent.

Look, there's even a zipper over here

No secret to it at all

Hahaha

Congratulations on becoming president!

Surprising, isn't it! Even though you've just entered the company.

I'm really surprised! Hehehe...

That I've become president, doesn't mean that

you should start getting all smarmy on me

...Huh?

Was my judgement wrong?

(Jonathan Wong)Yes, over here please!

(Flight Attendant) What can I help you with?

Ah, yes, you know we now heading to Los Angeles

to start adult film company

W-wait

If we start business in America and leave our servers there

You fuckers, too noisy! Shut up!

Shut up!

as I was telling you, Japan's law doesn't have any effect there

Japanese watch tons of porn over the internet

We, make money.

Get the point?

Ok, if you got the point,

bring me some Jack Daniels and some water now!

Yes, sir...

(Riichi)W-wait, Wong… (Wong) President

Let's scout that girl

She got a nice rack

Good morning!

(Shoichiro Hirase) I'm Hirase from Orcas Law Associates

(Kotaro Nemuro) What we're looking for here are actresses on their way out.

Idols that don't sell anymore

(Hitoshi Hanemura) Total copy protection...

is impossible,

(Satoko Yamamura) Adult films geared towards women are on the rise now.

Many of my friends watch them

Most of these girls, once they've been scouted by a talent agency

actually think they can become stars, but

most of them end up becoming assistants

or end up with one-word dialogues in dramas or movies

And once they've realized it, they end up being invited to drink in comedians' parties

Those are the types of girls we look for. We raise them for two years,

We absolutely do not tell them about AV

But we instead praise them and work on raising their sense of self worth

We tell them "It'd be such a pity if you left" or "you can do it, it's allright, come on"

We keep on telling them so

But they really do not have a chance to sell

Then the gap becomes bigger and bigger

And the bigger it becomes

it becomes easier for them to fall into AV

Look at that girl

(Yurika Mizaki) So you're on a business trip? That's why, then...

(Nemuro) She's an initial member, so many fans of her group know her.

So where have you been to?

Could you hire her, then?

She'll get paid 20,000,000JPY (200,000USD) and I'll get paid 30,000,000 JPY (300,000 USD)

She's all yours for 50,000,000JPY (500,000USD)

Hehe!

(Moans)

Grandma, how're your hips?

(Grandma) I'm OK.

(Marui) Try using this

(Grandma) Thank you!

(Company workers chatting joyfully)

(Ryohei Tsunematsu) Hehe

(Riichi) She's going to be the top star for the inauguration of our site.

What's this?

Well, you know, she's a quite known idol, and her group also was in the New Year's Eve show…

No, no That's your work.

Why are you bringing it to me?

It's because... there's a lot of money involved in the contract

So you're telling me you can't take responsibility?

You're the company boss here.

(Riichi) Is it really OK for us to sell uncensored films?

Mr. Marui!

(Door closes)

Ouch!

W-what?

(Miori Maeda) We need some off-the-book money.

The company has become too big and we cannot move as we please.

We're going to release uncensored films to generate that money.

Off-the-book money? What for?

Do you know why were you elected as company president?

Eh?

It's because uncensored films are risky business

If something were to happen you'd be thrown to jail and the company would cut ties with you.

He chose you because you were so serious

and such an idiot as well

(Ryouhei) Thanks for everything, president!

Your boy Riichi is a really good employee! Very capable!

(Nemuro) So, what do you say? We'll hire her?

Wait.

There have also been offers from other production houses.

Please wait!

I've waited quite enough already!

(AD) Mr. Osako!

Mr. Osako, please

could you return to the filming site?

(Osako) Huh?

(Tsuno) C'mon, it will get hard in no time!

It will get hard, I tell you! It will!

Please just give me a second

It will get rock hard soon! I'm telling you it will!

It will get hard!

(Osako) Sorry for making you wait!

(AD) Ok! Let's restart filming!

Let's start with the preparations!

Please, get off the way! Get off, get off!

(Masato Morioka) So the setting is, you two go by car

(Momoko) Yes

(Morioka) to an onsen resort in Hakone named "Sawamura" for a night

and we film you there.

I haven't said anything!

Then inside the car, you blow him once

and when you two get to the onsen then you fuck in the mixed baths

then you change into a yukata and you two do it once more after lunch

Yes

We're talking about filming!

I haven't said anything!

Ok, got it.

I'll take her personally to you today

Then please get the contract papers and the advance money read---

Wait there!

The 500,000USD contract, I accept it.

Please bring me Yurika Mizaki.

(Elevator chimes)

(Riichi) Ah (Momoko)Ah, hello Mr. Tsunematsu.

(Momoko) Mmm? W-wait! Ah!

Hmm? Ah...

(Momoko) Eh... (Riichi)Please, don't

go to the onsen

(Momoko) Yes?

I will make you a star.

I'll do my best to have you appear on TV.

On shows like "Waratte Iitomo" or "Tetsuko's Room"

I will have you appear on those shows

"Waratte Iitomo" is already over, you know.

So please don't appear in

"Onsen Fuck Tour", Ok?

Ok

Ok, then.

(Cameraman 1) Please look to the camera!

(Cameraman 2) Please look over here!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Filming should start ASAP

You'd rather not give her enough time to think or ask other people..

Don't stay here! Go back to the set!

I'm totally done

No more Oscars for my willy...

It's back to Japanese Oscars, sadly...

Professor

It's alright!

I'll help you

(Applauses)

It's impressive!

Im Tsuno,

your partner today!

Please!

(Riichi) First, you sign them into an adult video and film them

Then you make them debut as gravure or underground idols

Then, once they've garnered enough experience

You release their videos

It's the recipe for creating endless ex-idol AV stars!

(Hiroshi Omi) Mr. President!

Is it over?

(Omi) Well...

The thing is filming has stopped since the actor's dick won't get hard

Yurika has also said she wanted to go back home

(AD) Ah, sorry

Mr. President, over here

(Moans)

Please concentrate!

(Morioka) Eh? Come on!

Come on, please!

(Riichi) Mr. Morioka, are there any other actors around?

They're all in another site filming orgy stuff

All of the other actors are there

She shouldn't be given time to think or worry

Let's go after her

(Tsuno) Please give me some time Riichi Just a little more!

Just a little more!

A little more!

(Tsuno) Get hard! Please, get hard!

(Make-up) Yurika, please wait!

(Riichi)Ah! (Tsuno)Ah! Ah...

I cummed... I cummed all limp...

Ah, Riichi! Just give me one more chance. Just one more chance!

Just one more chance!

Yurika, wait!

(Nemuro) Please excuse us. Today she's---

(Tsuno) Ah!

Give me the camera

(Riichi) Ah!

Here, then?

(Riichi) Yes, over here.

Is it OK for you?

Yes

(Door locks)

Quite... impressive, this place...

What should I do...

(Riichi) Please strip naked

Yes

Underwear too?

(Riichi) Yes, take your underwear off as well

Panties as well.

Panties as well, then...

(Party sounds)

(Women laugh)

(Riichi) Please strip naked...

Ayumi (Ayumi Ikuta laughs)

(Saki Kajima moans]

W-wait!

(Yurika moans)

(Something hits the window)

(Yurika) I'm coming!

(Yurika moans)

(Something hits the window)

(Yurika moans)

I'll take the reigns of that company!

I'm aware Mr. Marui is using me

However, I'll make Galaxyz mine!

W-wait!

Ah.

Sorry for not having juice or other beverages to share

Ah

It's delicious

I'm sorry for serving the President just a simple glass of water

It's OK. I... havent come here to drink some juice.

Ah, right! You've come to have some, right?

Want to do it now?

No, no, we're not having sex now.

Well, since I couldn't offer you juice, let me blow you instead

No, it's OK… It's OK, it's OK

I'll feel bad if President Tsunematsu has visited my home and I didn't have anything to offer

(Riichi) Are you stupid?

Yes?

(Riichi) I'm asking if you're stupid

Ah, I'm sorry I have no brains...

(Riichi) Shouldn't you... think more about your self worth?

Shouldn't you think on more valuable things?

Yes

The place you're in now

is a dirty place. You shouln't be there.

Hence...

I want to rescue you from there

even....

at a personal cost

That's what I think

Understood?

Ehm... I'm sorry, by

"saving"

what do you mean by it?

Ah...

I want to care for you.

Do you understand?

I want to pr---

(Momoko) When a smart person (Riichi) Yes

looks at a dumb person and thinks "what a stupid",

the stupid also looks upon the smart person

and also thinks "what an idiot"!

Eh?

(Momoko) I understand...

that what you are looking for in the end

is for us to have sex, isn't it?

Eventually we'd end up having it, isn't it so?

Hmm... I don't like having sex for films

but I also balk at the idea of having sex with you, Mr. Tsunematsu.

Eh?

Ah..

Eh?

(Momoklo) Can you differentiate...

the pleasure face of a woman

from her crying face?

Can you actually differentiate when a woman moans from pleasure

from her moaning for pain?

I... don't get wet.

I won't get wet no matter how much they touch me or do me all sorts of things.

It hurts!

I cannot do it without lube, and even with lube, it hurts.

Sex is painful for me!

Hence, Mr. Tsunematsu, later on

even if we had sex

I wouldn't feel any pleasure

Are you OK with that?

You've felt sympathy at my situation

And you do not like my line of work

But, things are as is. Are you OK with that?

I'm sorry for speaking my mind

Eh...

You havent, even once...

gotten wet?

I have

That one time I had sex with President Marui

Eh....

(Momoko) Next time you're here

I'll-... I'll have some juice ready

What would you like to drink?

(Riichi) Ah, well...

I'll have some Bireley's then

(Doorbell chimes)

(Autolock opens)

(Miori) Ah

Ah!

Aah!

Which do you prefer? Mine or President Marui's?

(Miori moans)

Which do you like?

(Yurika moans)

(Riichi) Cut!

Our company...

doesn't need all that fancy sex

from "cool" actors and actresses.

We don't need that.

(Crunches on breath mints)

Film to the very end of the holes!!