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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,960 Fuck you! 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,480 Fuck you! 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,680 Fuck you! 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,360 Oh, I forgot, fuck you! 5 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,160 Great, four more assholes out. 6 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,680 Watch your mouth! 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,160 Mom, you said you decided to find me a new father 8 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,960 and the genes of an asshole will affect anyone but me. 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,680 What if I just meet men 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,560 for no reason and not just to find you a father. 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,240 So why did you take me out of the freezer? 12 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,160 -Ninininini! -Hello. 13 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaking alone again? 14 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,040 Can’t you dress decently for breakfast? 15 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,480 Uh... I don't even dress decently for work. 16 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,560 No way I do at home. 17 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,360 Don't take it out on Aunt Elisa. 18 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,480 You are angry because of your last dates. 19 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,360 My last dates were all assholes. 20 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,880 I knew that was why you were angry. 21 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,360 Giving it a thought, 22 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,960 if Javi is my father and Elisa is involved with grandpa, 23 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,560 Elisa is my step grandmother? 24 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,960 I don't want to hear about Javi. 25 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,040 What's wrong with you and Javi? 26 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,680 Well, since I'm not with him, I have not hooked... 27 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,840 That I haven't had... with any guy. 28 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,920 I don’t understand. 29 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,560 I've not slept with anyone. 30 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,240 Yeah. But I don’t get why you whisper. 31 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,040 The neighbors. 32 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,280 -What neighbors? -Hush. 33 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,480 You know... 34 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,880 Do you think Javi is still with the gardener? 35 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,680 I can’t stand you anymore! 36 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:36,240 Marta, you need a bang so bad! 37 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,960 Shit! What time is it? 38 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,760 I don’t know, but we are in my house. 39 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,240 As if we were going to be caught by your husband. 40 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,560 Worse, you idiot! I forgot my brother was coming for me! 41 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,360 No, no, wait. 42 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,480 Don't open to your brother! Wait, for fuck’s sake! 43 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,640 Not your brother! 44 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,680 Where the fuck did I take off my pants? 45 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:58,960 Hi, come in. 46 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,360 Sorry. I’ll take a quick shower and I’m ready. 47 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,040 Hey. 48 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,240 -Uh... -Get away from me! 49 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:13,560 What the fuck are you doing with my sister? 50 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,560 -I was... -No, look. 51 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,560 I really don't want to know. 52 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,160 David, this is not what you’re thinking. 53 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,960 Well, it may be... 54 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,960 pretty much what you’re thinking, but... 55 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,080 Your sister... 56 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,160 was coming to work. 57 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,360 Oh, and she came to water you up? 58 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,760 Javier, you've been weeks acting like that with her, 59 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,040 and she just comes to... 60 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,280 She’s supposed to be a gardener, 61 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,560 but you treat her like something else. 62 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,240 -That is not true. -Javi! 63 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,760 Where did you leave my money today? 64 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,560 Uh... 65 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,960 On the bedside table. 66 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,360 She comes, she sleeps with you and you pay her. 67 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,760 There’s a name for that. 68 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,680 Ok, well, I'll stop paying her. 69 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,280 Yes of course! Let her do it for free! 70 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,960 What you have to do is let her do her gardening things. 71 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,760 Yes, planting, watering, spraying... 72 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,080 You stop spraying her out, huh? 73 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,960 If you want to spray my sister, you ask her out 74 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,640 and then you see if you want to spray for free or not, okay? 75 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,960 Okay, but, I keep paying her as a gardener, right? 76 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,560 Okay. 77 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,680 Oh, I forgot. 78 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,080 The tickets you asked for ARCO. 79 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,960 -Thank you. -Give me mine too. 80 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,560 Oh, and Javi’s, he wanted two. 81 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,760 Here, now, I'm a ticket clerk at the fairgrounds, not the owner. 82 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,440 Well, what about you? Will you go with your girlfriend? 83 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,160 What girlfriend? 84 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,080 Oh yes... Elsa... Elvira... 85 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,160 Elisa. Wasn't she your friend? 86 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,160 I thought you’d be with someone else. 87 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,560 Thought you were a casanova... 88 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,280 You're with someone else? 89 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,760 No, I'm still with her. 90 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,360 But you won’t last long. 91 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,440 New week, new ticket. 92 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,280 No. We’re fine. 93 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,760 This time, perhaps one month, then you leave her, right? 94 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,560 Cut it out! If your father is happy, let him be. 95 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,640 But... Cut what out? 96 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,360 I just care about him, 97 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,040 because Elisa doesn't like them so old. 98 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,960 I am not that old, you idiot! 99 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,760 Dad, I didn't want to tell you in front of Míriam, 100 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,880 but you must leave Elisa. She cheats on you. 101 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,360 She cheats on me? 102 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,240 I didn't want to show you this. 103 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,080 She’s on Tinder. 104 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,960 So am I! How do you think we met? 105 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,160 How come you are on Tinder? 106 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,440 Dad, that girl is not good for you however multiorgasmic she may be. 107 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,880 How do you know that? 108 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,040 You told me. 109 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,560 You don’t remember? 110 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,960 See? You are old. 111 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,160 Bobby Bippy bought a bat. 112 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,560 What did Bobby Bippy do with his bat? 113 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,360 With his bat Bobby Bippy banged a ball. 114 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,760 "Hey, stop teaching 115 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,360 tongue-twisters to your one-year-old granddaughter. " 116 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,880 "Frida." 117 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,960 Someone has to teach them to speak properly. 118 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,760 You take them to Mexico and they’ll talk like a cartoon. 119 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,560 "You’re so dumb, for God’s sake!" 120 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,360 You're hanging up now. Good. 121 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,480 "No, wait, I have to ask you something. " 122 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,560 "Look, Lorenzo, Julio's son, 123 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,360 my stepson, is an artist in Berlin 124 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,160 and tomorrow he heads to Madrid for a few days 125 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,000 -to an exhibition of..." -Come on! 126 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,560 Be clear. What do you want? 127 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,680 "For you to pick him up at the airport." 128 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,240 Sure, and then what? 129 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,480 "You’re so ungrateful!" 130 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,760 "Julio has your son here and your granddaughter, 131 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,240 and you can't get your ass up. " 132 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,680 Why can't he get a taxi? 133 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:52,240 "Look, I’ll put Julio on, he’ll explain. " 134 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,760 -"Julio!" -No, no, no, no! 135 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,960 I have nothing to talk to that man. Fine, I'll do it. 136 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,160 Text me the flight details on WhatsApp. 137 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,280 What now? 138 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,480 I came for clothes, I have them at your place. 139 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,080 I thought it was your dumb brother. Come in, child. 140 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,480 Your mother is so annoying! 141 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,160 You must have told her something. 142 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,480 Oh, yeah? 143 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,160 Well, look, 144 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,560 she asked me if you could do her a favor. 145 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,280 Mom, where is Mr. Julio's son? 146 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,960 I've been here for an hour and a half, but he hasn’t come. 147 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,560 And his plane landed a while ago. 148 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:41,960 I’m off here. 149 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,960 I hate talking to the voicemail. 150 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,480 -Good Morning. -At last! It was about time! 151 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,280 -"Dear passengers..." -How are you? I'm Marta. 152 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,480 "... keep your belongings..." 153 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,560 -Come on, let's go. -But where are we going? 154 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,680 To get the car. Don't you want a lift to the hotel? 155 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,360 Okay, yes, 156 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,160 but I have my wife 157 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,560 and my shift ends in half an hour. 158 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,840 What shift? 159 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,560 You are not Lorenzo? 160 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,640 No, miss. I am Reinaldo. 161 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,960 Packaging service. If you like, I can wrap your suitcase. 162 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,520 Why are you pretending to be Lorenzo? You are not Lorenzo. 163 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,960 How might I know who Lorenzo is? 164 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,960 A Mexican, like you. What a coincidence! 165 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,560 Coincidence? I am Cuban. 166 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,080 I am Lorenzo. 167 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,360 Are you Marta? 168 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,360 Oh, are you Lorenzo, Mr. Julio's son? 169 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,960 They say so. 170 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,480 You mocking? 171 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,680 Sorry I didn't laugh after what I've waited. 172 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,560 Haven't you seen the little sign? 173 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,080 - "Dear passengers." -Can we go, please? 174 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,440 Sure, sorry. 175 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,040 Thank you. 176 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,560 So, this was your great idea to get back your customers. 177 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:08,160 They closed the Calderón, so I must follow my Atleti. 178 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,760 Don't you think this is a bit out of the way? 179 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,960 The stadium is far, yet when there's a match, tickets get sold out. 180 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,240 I brought you the tickets to go to ARCO with Claudia. 181 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,360 Thank you. 182 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,560 Excuse me. Why are you going to invite my sister to ARCO? 183 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,560 You told me to invite her out. 184 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,560 Yes, but not 'out' like, officially. 185 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:30,040 I meant out like for some Coke, ice cream or milkshake. 186 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,760 We are not 15 years old. 187 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,960 How did you tell her? 188 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,240 I don't know, I invited her out and that’s it. 189 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,680 That’s it? So, you are dating. 190 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:39,960 What? Dating? 191 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,360 That sounds like dating to me. 192 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,880 Like when we were 15. 193 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,560 If you treat a girl to the movies, 194 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,960 you treat her only to that. Period. 195 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,960 Commitment is temporary. 196 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,360 It starts and ends that night. 197 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,160 But, if you ask her out, 198 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,080 without specifying the place nor the exact reason for the date, 199 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,960 you make an uncertain commitment 200 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,680 and a sentimental relationship. 201 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,560 Is that an article of the Spanish Constitution? 202 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,480 Javi, it's an unwritten law. 203 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,960 It’s okay if you are dating. 204 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,040 They’re not dating! 205 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,560 My sister must return to Argentina. Her visa ends in a week. 206 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,680 Meanwhile... 207 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,360 Yes, meanwhile, you can spray her, right? 208 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,360 Look, I warn you, Javier, don't play with my sister. 209 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,120 God! I don't play with anyone. I really like Marta. 210 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,360 Claudia! 211 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,240 -I said Claudia. -You said Marta. 212 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,120 He’s still hung up on Marta. 213 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,480 I don’t give a fuck about Claudia. 214 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,640 -Marta, Marta, I said Marta. -Right. 215 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,120 Hey, I’m sorry about before. 216 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,840 Thanks for coming for me. 217 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,560 It's the first time I'm in Spain. 218 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,080 You'll like it, you'll see. 219 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,360 I mean, you won't see it, it’s pretty, I mean. 220 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,680 But that’s not the most important. The food is delicious. 221 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,880 What brings you here? 222 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,280 -I am a plastic artist in Berlin. -Uhuh. 223 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,080 And I was invited to exhibit my work in ARCO. 224 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,760 That’s good! The car’s here. 225 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,080 I’ve never been there, but I would love to see that fair. 226 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,760 I would like to see it too. 227 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,560 -Uh... -Just kidding. 228 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,680 Do I make you feel unconfortable? 229 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,360 No, no, no, not at all! 230 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,160 I don’t care you are... blind. 231 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,880 Oh! That word! I hate it! 232 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,960 It’s politically correct, 'blind'. 233 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,040 Sounds like I’m part of a window. 234 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,360 Forgive me. Every time I speak, I screw it up. 235 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,960 I don't know, I don't know many... blind people. 236 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,880 -Many? -Okay, no one. 237 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,240 At school, I had a friend who was deaf. 238 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:31,680 Pardon? 239 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,640 Okay, I shut up. 240 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:34,880 When is you exhibition on? 241 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,480 Tomorrow. 242 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,920 You should come see it and tell me what you think. 243 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200 Uh-huh. 244 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,960 Don’t tell anybody, but I haven’t seen it yet. 245 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,960 Okay. 246 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,760 ARCO. 247 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,040 ARCO. 248 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,160 One of the hits of this edition 249 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,480 is the traveling exhibition titled 'Heteropatriarchy, 250 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,040 past, present, ta-da!' 251 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,040 To start, we’ll see the emblematic work 252 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,680 by Valencian artist Merichel Barrachina, 253 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,680 with the title 'Mich rests... 254 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,040 half barefoot.' 255 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,880 As you can see, the work explains itself. 256 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,760 Will you come with me, please? 257 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,960 I confess I can’t distinguish a groundbreaking artist... 258 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,640 from a trickster even though I am Argentine. 259 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,040 What are you staring at? 260 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,160 Nothing. 261 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,160 I'm sorry you have to go. 262 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,840 Oh no! Did my brother tell you? 263 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,160 Yes, my visa is almost out so I’ll be expelled, but no worries. 264 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,560 But you wanted to stay? 265 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,560 Well, yeah, for a while. I don’t know. 266 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,560 Now, I feel very well here. 267 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,560 If I can do something, 268 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,280 -something you can think of ... -No, nothing. 269 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,560 Actually, you can. 270 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,080 You can do something to help me to stay. 271 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,720 But we just met, 272 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,880 so, I don't know, maybe it's too much. 273 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,360 They left a shoe here, it's crazy. 274 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,480 No, Javi! Leave it! It is a work of art! 275 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,560 What? Are you serious? 276 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,920 Does anyone really swallow this? 277 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,160 I can’t believe it. 278 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,560 You do restaurant reviews where they cook similar things. 279 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,040 You swallow worse things. 280 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,480 OK, very good. 281 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,680 Uh... 282 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,480 What were you going to tell me? 283 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,560 Yes. Look... 284 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,760 I know I have no right to ask you this, but... 285 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,040 -ARCO. -Uh... 286 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,680 -Well, later... -Uh-huh. 287 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,760 As you can see, sculptor Lorenzo Cuervo... 288 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,640 is able to reproduce a face with amazing realism, 289 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,840 although, since birth, 290 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,760 he’s completely... 291 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,960 uh... blind. 292 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,480 Look, this one’s a tricker. 293 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,160 Shall we go? 294 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,880 Pity that Nacho and Javi are at ARCO! 295 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,480 This is going to be great. 296 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,280 Rafa, I’m serious, this is absurd. 297 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,160 To open on match days is okay, 298 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,760 but who the fuck is going to come here on a normal day? 299 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,680 It's a word of mouth thing, you know? 300 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,880 There is good beer, a large place 301 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,360 and it's five-minutes’ drive from the center. 302 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,360 In a Formula 1 with no traffic, it takes 20. 303 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,240 You lack high-mindedness! It’s about holding on. 304 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,040 Oh! 305 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,480 ARCO is you. 306 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,760 You will be, for a minute, 307 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,040 the guest artist. 308 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,840 A secluded room... 309 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,560 and a camera. 310 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,680 This screen broadcasts in streaming 311 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,480 whatever you can create here. 312 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,480 Art in its purest form. 313 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,360 You can get into that room 314 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,240 and tell me in front of these people what you were going to tell me. 315 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,600 No, no, don't laugh. 316 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,960 -It is something serious. -Oh yeah? 317 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,080 And I'm ashamed to ask you, but I want to stay in Spain 318 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,240 -and to get... -Marta! What the fuck... 319 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,560 -My name is Claudia. -Uh... Right. 320 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,560 I know, but Marta is still there. 321 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,680 I mean, my Marta. 322 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,360 I mean, my ex Marta. 323 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,760 Did you like it? 324 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,880 Yes, I promise. 325 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,040 I could make you one. 326 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,880 You have beautiful features to sculpt. 327 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,360 I can’t believe it. 328 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,560 Why you don’t believe me? I have an eye for that. 329 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,960 Hi. What a coincidence! 330 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,480 Hello, good afternoon. 331 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,560 -Are they speaking to us? -Yes. 332 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760 Who are they? 333 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,160 Friends, Javi and Claudia, 334 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,360 but I prefer to call them House and garden. 335 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,840 Ah. Pleasure. 336 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,360 Lorenzo. 337 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,760 Pleasure. We heard you are one of the stars of the year. 338 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,840 -Yes. -Well... 339 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,960 Not only because the guide says so. Critics and the audience say it. 340 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,560 Ah! I don't pay much attention to critics. 341 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,560 All critics are bitter and frustrated. 342 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,240 Well Javi is a critic. 343 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,960 Ah. Art? 344 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,480 No, food. 345 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,480 Javi likes to eat. Don't you see it? 346 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,040 Look, Marta, I believe your boyfriend doesn't see me. 347 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,240 -I'm her brother. -Step brother. 348 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,880 -Talking about brothers... -Javi, what's up? 349 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,240 -Hi. -Hi, Claudia. 350 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,560 Hi, Marta. 351 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,040 Marta! Javi, you didn't tell me you were coming with Marta. 352 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,760 I come with Claudia. 353 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880 I come with Marta. 354 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,240 Ah, hello. I’m Nacho, his brother. 355 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,160 -Javi's. -The critic? 356 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,360 No, I am a driver. 357 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,560 -He’s talking about me. -Do you want me to talk about you? 358 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,240 No, no, I was talking about him. 359 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,760 Ah, you already knew each other. 360 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,960 -No, but he is her brother. -The gardener’s. 361 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,320 No, Marta's brother. 362 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,560 My brother is David. 363 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,960 I mean, stepbrother. 364 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,360 Is David your stepbrother? 365 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,680 No, not David, but Lorenzo, and not Claudia’s, but Marta’s. 366 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,760 -But who is David? -He’s not here. 367 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,560 Hi all! 368 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,680 -Hello, piggy. -Piggy? 369 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,080 -It’s Míriam. -His wife. 370 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,880 -Javi's? -No, mine. 371 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,520 -She works here. -Ah! You are an artist? 372 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,800 No, ticket clerk. 373 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,880 Guess who I saw enter? 374 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,680 Dad? 375 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,960 That’s your dad? 376 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,880 -Is my father here? -With his girlfriend. 377 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,160 -Elisa? -Do you know Elisa? 378 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,560 That man is your dad? 379 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,680 -Uh... -And mine. 380 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,240 So, Elisa is...? 381 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,480 She is a friend of... Marta's. 382 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,480 Well, and yours too, right? 383 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,880 -She doesn't know. -I don't know what? 384 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,360 That Jesús is my father. 385 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,080 Of course I know it. 386 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,680 Yes, but Elisa doesn't. 387 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,960 -Of course she knows. -But my father doesn’t. 388 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,920 -Sorry? -I’m lost. 389 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080 So am I. 390 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,240 My father doesn't know that Elisa knows he’s my father. 391 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,360 -What? -Fuck! My dad 392 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,680 doesn't know Elisa already knows he’s my father. 393 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,360 Oh! 394 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,360 Hi. Lovely reunion! 395 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,560 What a coincidence! How are you? 396 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,160 I have a headache. 397 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,680 -And you are...? -Claudia. 398 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,560 -Ah. -The gardener? 399 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,840 Javi's. I knew it. 400 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,760 Hey, Javi, how are you? 401 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,680 What’s up? Another friend of yours? 402 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,880 No. Yes. 403 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,040 -Actually, I'm his ... -Personal trainer? 404 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,760 Do you know each other? 405 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,560 They know each other because Jesús is my friend 406 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,760 and Javi is my brother. Right? 407 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,280 Uh... right. 408 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,880 I am your brother, I think. 409 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,120 Sure. 410 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,280 Elisa, this is Javi, Nacho's brother. 411 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,680 We already know each other. 412 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,240 You have met before? 413 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,960 They were a couple. 414 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,480 Javi and Elisa? 415 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,360 No, Javi and Marta! 416 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,040 Ah! That's why you already knew Elisa! 417 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,160 Yes. 418 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,480 Wow! I get why they say we Mexicans 419 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,960 like soap operas. 420 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,640 Sorry. Javi, can we talk for a second? 421 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,480 Uh... Yes, of course. 422 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,240 Will you excuse me for a second? 423 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,240 Yes, I also wanted to ask you something, da... Jesús. 424 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,480 What is it? 425 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,480 Let's go somewhere else. 426 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,040 What are you doing? 427 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,760 Dad, I can't handle it. I have to tell you. 428 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,960 Tell me what, son? 429 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,760 It's about your girlfriend, Elisa. 430 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,960 What is it? 431 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,280 Well, Elisa... 432 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,360 -she is my ex. -Your ex? You ex what? 433 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,240 -Fuck, dad, my ex-girlfriend! -Girlfriend? 434 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,640 What is it? You are serious with the gardener, right? 435 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,960 Yeah. And why are you involved with your brother? 436 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,560 He is not my brother. What do you care? 437 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,560 Same as you about me going out with Claudia. 438 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,160 So, you do go out with her. 439 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,560 Why? Aren’t you okay with it? 440 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,040 -Have you fucked her? -96 times. 441 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,680 Does Elisa know you're my son? 442 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,360 Dad, everybody knows. 443 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,680 Well, except my wife, but don't tell her. 444 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,200 Shame on him! 445 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,880 Don't tell her what, that you’ve fucked my girlfriend? 446 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,160 You hooked up the first one you met. 447 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,080 Yes, that's it, I'm sleeping with our gardener. 448 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,560 So? You sleep with your stepbrother. What's worse? 449 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,640 Don’t worry about me. 450 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,360 This is ARCO. Everything seems normal here. 451 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,560 That's why you wanted me to leave her, you're still in love with her. 452 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240 Does that matter? 453 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,040 Uh... 454 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,760 I don't care if this geek is here, I don't care what you do. 455 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,480 I don’t see you sleeping with your stepbrother. 456 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,560 Although, he doesn't see it either 457 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,160 but love is blind, isn't it? 458 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,440 Love is fool. Only a fool would have loved you. 459 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,680 Elisa was mine from before. 460 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,360 Perfect, she was yours, but remember she’s mine now. 461 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,480 She is more mine than yours. 462 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,480 Besides, it's weird. You have to leave her. 463 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,960 Are in love now? That never happened to you. 464 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,360 In love might be too strong, but she does turn me on. 465 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,040 And me, but... 466 00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:00,040 Congrats. 'She's mine, she was yours, now mine, I fuck her...' 467 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,160 Wow! 468 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,080 Sublime criticism 469 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,160 about the most stale stereotypes of the heteropatriarchy. 470 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,880 Thank you. 471 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,280 What...? 472 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,080 -Dad, I told you... -Don't you ever 473 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,280 speak to me again. 474 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,960 Well, nice to meet you. 475 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,160 I'll see you all some time. 476 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,240 I'm back, we can go now. 477 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,040 Where are the others? What happened? 478 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,880 Everything was heard. 479 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,040 They stood next to a camera. Didn't you notice? 480 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880 -Uh... no. -Let me see. 481 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,960 -Sorry. -What I said 482 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,680 -was not... -I was angry. 483 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,160 -Stop, what are you talking about? -What were you talking about? 484 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,160 About your dad's situation, your brother, 485 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,760 the woman, the friend... 486 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,560 They spilt the beans. 487 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,360 -Oh, okay. You haven’t heard anything ... 488 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,960 -Ok, great. -Thank Goodness. 489 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,360 -I mean, no. -No, no. 490 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,360 -What a pity! Poor things! -Yeah, right. 491 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,640 You two make a lovely couple. 492 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,040 Sorry? 493 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,560 I mean... 494 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,040 House and garden. 495 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,560 I can't see them, but... 496 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,360 some things are easy to feel. 497 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,560 Well, to be a first date, 498 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,560 it has been exciting. 499 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,760 I really like being with you. 500 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,360 -You haven't told me. -What? 501 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,680 Something you were going to ask me... 502 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,080 Yes, uh... 503 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,040 It’s... 504 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,880 It’s an idea I came up with to be able to stay in Spain. 505 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,360 -But... -Yes. 506 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,560 ...if you’re not sure, 507 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,480 just say no, it’s fine. 508 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,160 -Just ask me. Don’t worry. -OK. 509 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,840 Can I pee? 510 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,440 Is that what you need to stay in Spain, to pee? 511 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,880 What the hell are you doing here? 512 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,240 No, dad, what are you doing with... her? Where is mom? 513 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,440 Mom? I don't know what mom you mean. 514 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,760 Marta. You do know. 515 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,160 Well, if Marta is your mom, just know that... 516 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,960 she’s hooking up with your uncle. 517 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,560 It was amazing. 518 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,160 You would have seen Nacho's wife’s face. 519 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,680 Well, I didn't see her. 520 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,240 Your gardener told me. 521 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,760 No, she's not my gardener. 522 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,880 She just doesn't know what mess she has gotten into. 523 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,240 This sounds like we need some tequilas. 524 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,560 Waiter, two Margaritas, please. 525 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,840 Margaritas! Everything reminds me of fucking gardens. 526 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,880 I love your laugh. 527 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,240 I think I could sculpt your face smiling 528 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,560 without even touching it. 529 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,560 These silences between two people that can see each other... 530 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,760 must be so awesome. 531 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,480 Both connected, looking at each other... 532 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,960 Well, in my case, I never know if that is it 533 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,480 or if she took the time to get up and leave. 534 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,760 No, no, I'm still here, 535 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,880 but... I think I'm going now. 536 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,880 -You don't want another drink? -No. 537 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,040 If I drink more, I’ll be fucking drunk blind. 538 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,680 That was my idea. 539 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,440 Oh no! 540 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,680 Sorry, I didn't mean that. 541 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,560 -No, no, I get it. -I’m so embarrased! 542 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,160 Come on, focus. 543 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,680 Dad is supposed to plant the seed in mom, 544 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,160 not in the gardener. 545 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,040 I’m not planting my seed in anyone. 546 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,720 This is... 547 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,560 What it is. 548 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,680 And what is it? 549 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,480 Maybe she wants something else, a relationship, getting married... 550 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,880 What? She must leave Spain. Why would she want to get married? 551 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,080 Maybe that’s what she wanted to tell you? 552 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,160 Uh... 553 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:14,760 So... 554 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,040 You mean she might want to... 555 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,840 I mean... 556 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,160 Do you think she wants to marry me for the papers? 557 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,160 Obviously, you idiot. Think how to kick her out. 558 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,480 Wait, let's think for a second. 559 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,120 It wouldn’t be a proper marriage. 560 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,240 It's just doing a huge favor, 561 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,840 but just a formalism. 562 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,480 It’s just bureaucracy. 563 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,360 Dad, think about it. This stuff always gets messed up. 564 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,760 Why would it? 565 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,680 If she needs to get married for the papers, 566 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,160 -let’s just do it. -What? 567 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,760 Uh... 568 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,080 Uh... 569 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,960 That's what you were going to ask me, right? 570 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,960 You want to get married for the residence permit. 571 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,040 No! 572 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,360 I was going to ask you to hire me 573 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,360 instead of paying me off the books to request the permanent visa. 574 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,760 -Ah! -But getting married is much better. 575 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,080 They would give me dual citizenship, Javi! 576 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,360 Thanks you! Thank you! 577 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,760 You are an angel! No one ever did something like that for me! 578 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,160 -Wait... -Thank you! 579 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,480 Thank you! 580 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,760 Well... 581 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,960 Oh! 582 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,480 I can't drive now. 583 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,520 Well, you have options. 584 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,480 Uber, Cabify, taxi... 585 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,440 or going up to my room. 586 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,360 Yeah, right. 587 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,480 Two stepsiblings just met 588 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,160 and spend the night in a suite. 589 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,040 Sounds like a porn movie, right? 590 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,640 I don’t know, I don't watch porn. 591 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,560 You say all that. 592 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,680 I’m serious. 593 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,960 I hadn't had such a good time in a while. 594 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,160 I needed it. 595 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,240 I think what you need is a hinge man. 596 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,280 A what? 597 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,040 Any guy to sleep with and turn the page. 598 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,240 -Uh-huh. -But it must be a stranger... 599 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,960 who you won’t see ever again. 600 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,360 -Uh-huh. -Uh-huh. 601 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,280 And why do you think I need that? 602 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,160 There are things that even a blind man can see. 603 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,440 You left? 604 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,080 So, 605 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,880 should I call a taxi or... 606 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,360 a hinge? 607 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,880 Wait! Stop. 608 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,080 -What’s wrong? -Huh... 609 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,760 I think it's better... to not continue together. 610 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,360 If we are going to get married for the papers... 611 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,360 It’s better to let it be just that. 612 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,760 So, you don’t want to be with me? 613 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,880 No, it’s not that. 614 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,240 I want to do this for you, but... 615 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,160 I am very confused now. 616 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,360 And how do we do it? 617 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,480 Should I go back to my plants 618 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,880 -and that's it? -Uh... 619 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,560 I guess it sounds weird, but I don't know how to do better. 620 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,840 I get it. 621 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,560 You and Marta have obvious feelings. Sparks fly. 622 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,160 I thank you very much for doing this for me, Javi. 623 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,440 Let's do that fake marriage,... 624 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,280 We’ll improvise the truth. 625 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,960 Uh... 626 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,160 If you want to stay to sleep... 627 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,560 If I sleep on the couch, 628 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,160 will you just go to your room, without a farewell fuck? 629 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,880 I’ll get you a taxi. 630 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,240 You did very well, dad. 631 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,040 I'm not sure about it. My head is so messed up. 632 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,960 Think about what you really want. 633 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,360 For example, if they knocked on the door now, 634 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,880 what'd you prefer it were, Claudia, who had returned, 635 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,880 or Marta, who had come running? 636 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,880 Míriam has kicked me out. 45015

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