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Romantic comedy sequels
never work.
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And that's why.
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Because, for us to fall in love,
was not a problem.
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Everything was ok.
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But what now?
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What we need now
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is to take a step forward,
Do you understand?
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we have to take
a little step forward.
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I know what you mean,
Marta, but...
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shouldn't you tell that
to your partner?
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It's just that it's easier
to say it to you, doctor.
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Can't you tell him?
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Eh...
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And you don't want to take
that step?
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Well...
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Don't you think that this...
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is quite a big step forward?
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-Sorry, sorry.
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Sorry. It's my friends' dog,
sometimes he runs off.
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You can see,
he's a bit frisky.
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You do know he is a she,
don't you?
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-Uh?
-Really?
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-Christ.
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Everyone always treats him
like a boy.
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Yes.
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Things are never
what they seem.
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Come on.
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Let's have a nap in the chair.
Up we go.
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Whoopee!
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If you have a little boy, what are
you doing in a fertility clinic?
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It's not a boy, it's a girl.
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And it's not what it seems.
She's my niece,
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my brother's daughter.
And my friend's daughter.
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She's not your niece,
she's our niece.
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These little details are
also little steps forward.
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She's one year old today
and we've brought her along while...
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...they throw a surprise party.
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For a one year old?
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Yes, they're a very strange family.
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My dad asked me to
and I didn't want to argue.
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He had an operation recently
and he's ok but a bit sensitive.
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What the hell have you put all
this shit up for?
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Can't you lend a hand, dad?
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I don't understand why you have
to dress up my house
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as if it was a mariachi fiesta
in Jalisco.
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How would you know what a fiesta
in Jalisco is like!
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Hey, if only you knew...!
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I never lost anything
in Jalisco.
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Well, if truth were told
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you did lose something in Jalisco.
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Are you talking about Jalisco?
You have to go.
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We'll put you up.
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-'How long have you been trying?'
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Eh... Trying what?
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To get pregnant.
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For how long before you decided
to get professional help?
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Um, trying, if you mean
trying, we haven't tried.
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We decided it this morning,
but we haven't done anything.
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We'll have a go tonight.
Er, I suppose.
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So why have you come to a
fertility clinic?
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Because we've decided to start
and so that you can tell us how.
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I mean, one moment,
the nuts and bolts, that we know.
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Let's say that we've done it,
but not in the way that...
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We've done it but
without taking it seriously.
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Speak for yourself.
I take it seriously .
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I just want to let the doctor know
that we have done it,
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but without thinking about becoming
parents,
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It was a bit more,
well, out of... out of habit.
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Sorry, not out of habit on my part.
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I think there is a
misunderstanding here.
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We help couples
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who can't get pregnant in
the normal way.
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-Yes.
-But do you know
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if you can or cannot
get pregnant?
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Well, I know that I can't.
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It's...
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Is there a hidden camera somewhere?
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This...
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What the hell is this?
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It's a present from Don Julio.
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Ah, no, no, no, no!
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He can't give her that.
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And when she's 10,
what's he going to buy her,
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a real horse?
-Could be.
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Because we've got horses on
our ranch to give away as presents.
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Very well, but he doesn't
have to come to my house
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to rub it in.
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Nobody's rubbing anything in.
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And we're only in your house
for the birhtday party.
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Relax, later we'll be off
to our five star hotel.
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Calm down.
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Don Julio has brought a nice present
and you...
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you look after us all year round.
You don't think that's enough?
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I think it's normal.
I'm her grandfather after all.
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You're right, just like my Julio
is her grandfather as well,
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he can give her what he likes.
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I'm the girl's only
grandfather!
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I don't want to butt in,
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but my father is also
her grandfather, is he not?
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Another one, eh?
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Oh yes! You are all in this together
trying to ruin my day!
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Mum, have you seen dad?
I haven't seen him in a while.
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Did he go back to the hotel?
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Oh!
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Do you call him 'dad' as well?
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Try to understand.
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I grew up...
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No, no, no.
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No need to explain.
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Happiness!
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This is a birthday party.
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We've been together for a year,
but neither of us
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brought up the subject of children.
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The fact is
we wanted to be parents
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even before we met.
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And, as we are on sabbatical leave
we want it now.
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We want it now,
I mean now, right now.
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Yes, yes, all very logical
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but the problem is that
I can't treat you
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unless you've been trying
for at least six months.
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We've been trying for six months.
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Excuse me?
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Say we've been trying for six
months. It doesn't matter!
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No one knows if
we've been...
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that we haven't stopped...
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Nobody knows if we've done it
to have kids or out of habit.
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Stop saying 'out of habit.'
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Yolanda, the patients
are leaving now.
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Give them an appointment
to come back in six months, please.
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It's a calculator.
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Um?
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The button you pushed,
it's a calculator. It didn't work.
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There's no intercom.
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At least you could have told us
how it's done.
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Of course, it's very simple,
look.
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Daddy puts his seed in
mummy's tummy...
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There's no hidden camera.
This is a comedy club.
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We're going to try something.
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Okay. I'm going to give you a
leaflet.
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Look, here are the guidelines,
habits, the optimum days...
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even a diagram with different
positions, eh, champ?
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And moreover, it comes with an app
for the phone.
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It takes away all the fun
of a natural conception,
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but as you're both in such a
hurry...
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Okay, okay, let's go.
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Enjoy.
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-Look out!
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-Shit!
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Sorry love.
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... Sorry, it's just...
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I thought I saw...
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a friend I haven't seen
for ages,
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but it wasn't him.
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What friend?
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The only friends you have are
those two idiots.
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Eh?
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Which two idiots?
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Which two? Nacho and me.
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We're the only regulars
left in this place.
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Since they closed
the Calderón stadium
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this place has gone downhill.
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Rafa, this bar was never
what it used to be.
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You have to shut the bar.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't you trust me?
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It's a bad patch but...
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You're going to close today,
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we've got the baby girl's
birthday.
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You've got the present, right?
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-We agreed you'd get it.
-What?
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Nacho's getting it.
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Here they are! Quick, quick!
Let's go, run, run!
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Surprise!
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-And who the hell is this?
-A bit of respect, please.
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This is my son Josechu.
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Josemi, dad, Josemi.
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You too, apple of my eye,
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are you here to
fuck up my day as well?
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Does the alarm go off each time
we have to do it?
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That's a bit cold, isn't it?
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Is there some kind of trick?
To get pregnant?
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Yes, of course it does. It says
here: 'Shag like little bunnies.'
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Don't say that in front of the
child.
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Marta, you're crazy.
She's a baby.
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She's not going to understand
the surprise party.
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And if she understands 'shag',
she's the Antichrist.
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We'll have to burn her.
-Don't say that, you idiot.
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Well, if you want
we could try...
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this position.
-Okay.
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Of course. Let me see...
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Let's see, I lie down...
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Get down on your knees.
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On your knees.
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Then, I have to lift this leg
up to here.
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-Very comfy.
-Yes.
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Put this one over here.
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And grab this leg
with your hand.
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Okay, that's it.
-Great.
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Now , come closer.
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Okay. Now what?
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You should give me a kiss.
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I can't.
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And if I let go of your leg?
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I can't, not in front of the
child.
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Marta, she doesn't understand
anything.
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Let's wait till she falls asleep.
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Hey, you have to try to
sleep now, ok?
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Auntie and uncle are going to make
you a little cousin,
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but you musn't look
because we're going to play trains.
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Choo-choo! Choo-choo!
-Stop.
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Your putting me right off.
C'mon, come here.
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She'll drop off soon. Won't you,
honey?
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C'mon, sleepy time.
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Why am I the one in charge?
The kid's not mine.
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Well, you are the brother
of the aunt's boyfriend,
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the closest relative.
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And you helped with the birth.
You can't get closer than that.
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And you?
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You're Carla's boss.
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Not anymore.
Since the baby came along,
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she's not been back to the bar.
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You fired her, you bastard.
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No, that's a lie.
I didn't let her go.
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You didn't fire her
because she never had a contract.
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If I can't pay the electricity bill,
how could I pay for staff?
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Take her on at the hospital
if you're worried about her.
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-Yes, at the Social Security.
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I'm calling the Ministry of Health
right away
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to see what they can do.
What do you think?
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Nacho should get her
as his Uber assistant
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to deliver
bottles of water.
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You're both idiots, and for being
a pair of clever clogs,
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today you pay for the ride.
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-Yes, ho, ho.
-That's it.
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-Now, now, here they come.
-Oh!
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Surprise!
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-'The image of the dog
popped into my head.'
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-'We'll be in Granada
in little over three...'
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Where is she?
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Christ! Manuela!
Manu!
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Manuela!
(TV) "He's not leaving the match."
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-Manuela!
-Manuela!
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How did she get here?
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My baby!
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Are you okay?
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Yes, yes.
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-Is she ok?
-Yes.
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She smells of cuttlefish a bit,
but she's okay.
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I'll never leave you alone ever
again, never, never.
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What time is it?
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We've got to take her to her party.
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Here you go, I've to change my clothes.
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But...
254
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,160
If you're going to tell your parents
about what happened today,
255
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,000
don't tell them about the fridge.
256
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,600
Better to tell them about
the shagging.
257
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,560
Okay?
258
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,360
-Oh!
-Let's go!
259
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,000
-It's them, it's them!
260
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,440
Surprise!
261
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,080
And who are they?
262
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,720
We are the three cool kings.
263
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,360
This year we've brought incense
to help the baby sleep.
264
00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:00,280
When she gets her ears pierced,
we'll bring her gold earrings.
265
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,120
As for the myrrh,
when we find out what it is,
266
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,440
we'll score a couple of grammes.
267
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,840
Ready. Shall we go?
268
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,240
Haven't you forgotten something?
269
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,800
We almost forgot the present.
270
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,400
Um... Didn't you forget something
else?
271
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,920
You say my dad only has cheap wine
so to shut you up...
272
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,840
Great, thanks, but...
273
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,400
Are you sure there's nothing
else you've forgotten?
274
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,600
Do you think that we
275
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,440
should really have a baby?
276
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,760
Dad, are you eating
your granddaughter's cake
277
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,120
before she's even got here?
278
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,200
Good God! All this stuff is too
spicy.
279
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,680
It's all...
very Mexican.
280
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,240
-Oh, lord!
-Here she is.
281
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,800
-Surprise!
-Surprise!
282
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,160
-Surprise!
-Surprise!
283
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,240
-Surprise!
284
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,320
She's just fallen asleep!
285
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,600
-May I?
-Yes.
286
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,880
Sorry, sorry.
287
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,920
-Did you say something?
-No, I thought it was you.
288
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,480
It was me.
289
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,080
What are you doing here?
290
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,080
Carolina,
she always makes me cry.
291
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,800
-But she's not even here.
-Exactly.
292
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,800
Don't worry about me.
You two get on with it.
293
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,040
What the hell is wrong with you?
294
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,400
-We're broke.
295
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,920
But it's my problem.
296
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,520
You two get on with it.
297
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,520
Who the hell is now?
298
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,440
-Sorry.
299
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,520
It's me.
300
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,600
It's just...
301
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,440
I saw someone in the street...
302
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,000
a friend I've not seen for a year
or so and I got all nostalgic.
303
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,680
But you two, get on with it, uh?
304
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,200
Dad? What are you doing here?
305
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,640
Your mother, with her husband.
306
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,680
And you brother Diego.
307
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,800
They put spices on everything.
308
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,200
See you at the hotel tomorrow.
309
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,120
Bye bye.
310
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,120
Let's see if you can get it
together,
311
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,280
I want some more
grandchildren.
312
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,400
But you are all off
as well, aren't you?
313
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,800
Dad, we've got something
to say to you.
314
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,520
At heart, it's good news,
315
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,320
because we're going to leave you
in peace.
316
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,000
Joaquín, you know that Diego and I
are out of work,
317
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,760
and it's been great here,
318
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,320
but Don Julio has made us an offer
to go and work for him
319
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,200
in his company in Mexico.
320
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,800
And, it's a big opportunity
for us.
321
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,800
You're taking then to México?
322
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,480
Don Joaquín, I respect you, but
they deserve an opportunity.
323
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,080
Who is this guy talking to me?
324
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,920
Did we hire a mariachi
for the birthday party?
325
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,400
-Daddy, don't be daft!
-Are you talking to me?
326
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,520
Daddy number 1 or daddy number 2?
327
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,160
Just to be sure.
328
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,680
I knew he'll do this.
329
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,800
Can we have a word?
330
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,320
Think about the youngsters!
331
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,720
Stop being so selfish
for once in your life!
332
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,120
Me? Selfish?
333
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,680
It's you who are doing the
same to me as you did before.
334
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,520
20 years ago,
you took my son
335
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,240
and now, just when I'd got him back,
you snatch him away again.
336
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,400
And, what's more, you're going to
take my only grand-daughter!
337
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,920
Please, daddy!
338
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,760
You have four more!
339
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,000
What the hell are you
doing in there?
340
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,680
You get my name wrong, okay,
341
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,160
but it's too much that
you don't remember my kids.
342
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,280
Do you get it?
343
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,000
This is what you want me to leave
a grand-daughter here for?
344
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,040
Okay, okay.
345
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,680
I confess that I haven't always
done right by Josemi.
346
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,080
Or with me.
347
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,160
Okay, very well, I haven't done
right by you either,
348
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,400
but I deserve another chance
with my son.
349
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,400
Okay, well there he is.
350
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,240
your eldest,
and he needs your help.
351
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,440
But what is it he needs?
352
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,640
-I have needs, daddy.
353
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,240
I have needs...
354
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,280
We're a
couple of unfortunates.
355
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,720
Son, I'm going to try
to be a father to you,
356
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,760
but don't think I'm
going to join your team, alright?
357
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600
This way.
358
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,640
No, please, the tickets.
359
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,360
It doesn't say.
360
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,520
There has to be a
time limit.
361
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,840
It doesn't say.
362
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,240
It says that lying in that position
aids conception,
363
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,840
but it doesn't say for how long.
364
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,280
So I've got to stay here all day?
365
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,800
It doesn't say how long
intercourse should last either.
366
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,920
That depends upon the individual,
I suppose.
367
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Blimey!
368
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,000
I was sure
Marta would come.
369
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,000
I was sure Javi would come.
370
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,920
I was sure your father
wouldn't come.
371
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,800
I put in your weight
and it says you should lose some.
372
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,800
Why did you put
my real weight?
373
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,400
Because you have to.
374
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,840
Really? And it says
that you are thirty.
375
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,000
If you don't lose weight,
I'm going to be thirty.
376
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,880
What time is it? 10:30! We have
to say goodbye to my mother!
377
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,320
Don't! You can't put
your legs down!
378
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,400
God! Sorry!
379
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,880
Javi, be careful, look at me!
380
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,200
Of course, better to
run over a stranger
381
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,640
than not to say goodbye
to your mother.
382
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,560
Okay, but don't slam on the brakes.
383
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,560
The little sperms
are going to arrive,
384
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,440
but might not manage once they do.
385
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,360
I'm not sure that's how it works.
386
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,360
We really have to go now.
387
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Mum, Diego!
388
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,240
Oh!
389
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,720
-Sorry.
-Oh!
390
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Ay!
391
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,240
Sorry, we had a little problem
with...
392
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,600
well, what happened...
393
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,880
Let's say someone put
their foot in it.
394
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,600
Oh!
Eh!
395
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,600
I'm going to miss you,
but I'll visit you soon.
396
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,280
Look after this one.
And Carla too.
397
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,480
And the little one!
398
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,680
Oh... yes, yes, of course,
the little one.
399
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,760
Okay!
400
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,080
I'm losing my
little sister as well.
401
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,200
Who are you going to play marbles
with now?
402
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,720
Hey!
403
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,320
Okay, off you go, get out of here.
404
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,760
Yes, c'mon, off you go.
Go.
405
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,000
You're going to miss the plane,
c'mon, dad's not going to come.
406
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,680
-Sucedáneo.
407
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,320
What's up, Sucedáneo?
I didn't want to come,
408
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,320
but the dog insisted.
409
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,760
Bye bye, little one.
410
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,640
Give it to me.
411
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,320
C'mon, c'mon, let's go.
Eh!
412
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,560
Go,
413
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,920
before your mother
takes someone else.
414
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,400
Well, separating the girl
from her dog is a bit...
415
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,680
What? The dog stays with me.
Okay?
416
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,760
I thought that you didn't
like dogs.
417
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,600
And I don't, but this dog,
418
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,880
although I don't like it, is mine.
419
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,480
Truth is, she's a bitch
and she's mine. She was a present.
420
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,040
Well. She can decide.
421
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,920
Who? Marta?
No, the dog.
422
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,360
You put her in the middle,
you call her name:
423
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,920
'Sucedáneo, Sucedáneo',
424
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,840
and the one she goes to, keeps her.
425
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,040
-Come, doggie.
-Here, gorgeous.
426
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,640
-Come to mummy.
-Sucedáneo.
427
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,000
-Look.
-No, here.
428
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,280
Here, sweetie, here, here.
429
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,680
-Eh, eh!
-Come to mummy.
430
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,240
Look.
431
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,160
Don't do this to me, Sucedáneo.
432
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,680
Not you.
433
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,080
Here, here, here.
434
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,520
Hey, very good!
435
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,920
C'mon Sucedáneo.
436
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,440
-Hey!
-Here, here.
437
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,600
C'mon.
Here. Look, look.
438
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,240
Look, look, look, look!
439
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,520
Oh what a sweet thing!
My sweet doggie!
440
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,120
Come to daddy.
441
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,120
Come to daddy.
442
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,320
What?
443
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,640
-You had the dog treats in your hand.
-What are you saying?
444
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,120
Please!
445
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,320
They were in my pocket.
446
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,760
Who do you love
most in the world?
447
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,080
Who do you love?
Hey!
448
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,640
Where are the Mexicans?
449
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,480
Too late. They've gone.
450
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,160
Haven't we met at 12:30?
451
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,840
We changed it to 11:30
so they wouldn't miss the plane.
452
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,520
Why didn't you tell me?
We sent a WhatsApp.
453
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,720
Which WhatsApp?
The family WhatsApp.
454
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,080
Oh. Is there a family
WhatsApp?
455
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,040
Didn't you tell him...?
456
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,000
What? What do you want?
457
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,120
And you're partly to blame
for all this.
458
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,840
Won't you say anything?
459
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,000
Congratulations... to you both.
460
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,520
Congratulations?
We told you it was a cushion.
461
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,160
Christ! I thought you were kidding!
462
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,000
But, who would make up
something like using a cushion?
463
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,000
Yes, who would joke about somnething
like that?
464
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,240
However, stuffing a cushion there
as if you were pregnant
465
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,880
is... logical.
466
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,760
If your app or your leaflet had
worked I wouldn't have to wear it.
467
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,000
And we've done our bit,
but... nothing.
468
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,360
Not even a little bit late, to get
our hopes up.
469
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,520
No, nothing.
470
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,480
So you go around with a cushion?
471
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,040
I'm not going around with a cushion!
I'm not crazy.
472
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,840
I wanted to try out the dress.
473
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,760
Look, I understand that it
is a bit weird,
474
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,120
but, sorry,
475
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,800
she made the dress
476
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,000
because she thought
she'd be pregnant by now.
477
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,320
And if I got pregnant now,
478
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,440
I wouldn't wear it
in the middle of winter .
479
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,000
Of course, you couldn't not wear
such a nice dress, could you?
480
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,720
Right. See?
He got it right away.
481
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,200
What?
482
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,640
Well yes, you know.
I've made some enchiladas.
483
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,000
You're not the only one
who misses them.
484
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,440
Surprise!
485
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,840
I figured that you must be feeling
bad alone, all on your own,
486
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,200
so I grabbed a couple of suitcases
and I've come to stay with you.
487
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,920
Let's see, your wife
has thrown you out, right?
488
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,680
Can I stay a few days?
489
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,120
Marta, you have reinforced
ovary syndrome
490
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,520
and you have a refundable
sperm condition.
491
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Yes.
492
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,760
Do you know these conditions?
493
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,080
-Truth be told, no.
-No.
494
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,720
And do you know why?
495
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,800
Because they don't exist.
I just made them up.
496
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,400
There's nothing wrong with you.
497
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,760
Maybe you can't get pregnant
498
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,040
because, deep down, you don't
really want to be parents at all.
499
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,680
Very well. So what can we do?
500
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,160
What you have to do is to
see a psychologist...
501
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,640
or something, or...
502
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,000
or admit
that nature knows best
503
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,360
and it doesn't want you
to be parents.
504
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,560
Great, so you think,
505
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,200
our problem is that we are
'kidophobic'?
506
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,600
I don't know if the term
exists but...
507
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,040
No, it doesn't.
I made it up too.
508
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,400
Let's go.
-Yes.
509
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,360
Perhaps we're just
'posing parents'.
510
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,360
What does that mean?
511
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,880
No idea, I just made it up.
512
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,480
Do you think that only you
can think up nonsense?
513
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,360
If you want we can play
at your place or mine.
514
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,360
Okay.
515
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,720
Okay but whoever loses
goes on top.
516
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,640
-Okay.
-Go.
517
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,040
One, two, three.
518
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:20,720
One, two, three.
519
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,320
One, two, three.
520
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,120
One, two, three.
521
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,920
One, two, three.
522
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,040
Forget it. Obviously
the doctor was right.
523
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,440
It's our fault
we can't have kids.
524
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,480
Don't worry.
If we can't, we can't.
525
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,200
You don't have to get upset.
526
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,000
Of course, if we can't have kids,
it doesn't matter.
527
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,240
It's not the end of the world.
528
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,680
Right. Shall we go to my place?
529
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080
To sleep.
530
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,760
I'm going to my place today.
531
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,840
I've a lot to do at the shop,
532
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,240
that way
I'll be there in the morning.
533
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,680
Okay.
534
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
As you wish.
535
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,320
Shall I walk you home?
536
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,880
Yes.
537
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,280
Shall we go?
538
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,760
We'll talk tomorrow.
539
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,000
We can still be okay. When we got
together, that wasn't the reason.
540
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,320
Of course that's not why
we got together.
541
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,800
If we don't have kids,
it doesn't matter.
542
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,280
No, it doesn't matter.
543
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,560
What?
544
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,320
I can't believe it.
What are you doing here again?
545
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,400
What am I doing here?
546
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,160
It's obvious that I can't
leave you alone for a second.
547
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,680
You've had over a year
and look at you.
548
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,520
'If we don't have kids,
it doesn't matter.'
549
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,120
Dad, have you lost it completely?
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