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First day of unemployment.
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More like funemployment!
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[laughs heartily]
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[fanfare blows]
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[screams] I wanna die!
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Best day ever!
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Ugh.
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Blood Haven Thrill Park.
Such memories.
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Jesus, Bane!
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I almost blew that place up,
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but then I rode the Cyclotron
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and thought,
"I get it. This is fun."
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Do ya need somethin'?
I'm kinda busy here.
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You don't look busy.
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You look like you're
Insta-stalking your ex-crew.
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Not very healthy.
Slippery slope.
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Gah. Can ya believe
they ditched me?
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I made one little mistake
and they just... they bolt.
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After everything
I did for them.
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Um. You could blow them up?
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Nah, not really my thing.
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I could blow them up?
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Nah. Argh!
Looks like both of us
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will be spending
the weekend alone.
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No, I'm going to
Black Manta's beach lair.
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He's smoking a pork shoulder.
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I...take it
you didn't get the invite?
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Um, maybe check
your spam folder?
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[door slams shut]
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[engine whirring]
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[Sy snoring]
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[sighs]
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I don't thinkshe's going to respond.
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Hey, sane me.
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Also, the LOL felta little sweaty.
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Yeah, I went
back and forth on that.
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Where are all your friends?
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Just kidding. I know.They left you.
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What? You just came outta
the phone to shit on me?
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I'm here to help you.
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Look, you messed up a bunchof important relationships,
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but there's still someone
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who is always goingto love you unconditionally.
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Someone who always managesto comfort you.
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She's not even responding
to my texts.
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Ivy's definitely not gonna
wanna see me.
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I wasn't talking about Ivy.
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[gasps]
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[bell dinging]
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Hi, Mom.
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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Togetherness... ♪
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♪ Is one thing that drives you
through life and love ♪
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♪ Will alwayssteer you right ♪
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♪ All you need isTo hear their voices ♪
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♪ Of really good familyAnd really good choices ♪
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♪ And you want another,Especially your brother! ♪
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Hey! You're up, sleepyhead.
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-[Gus chuckles]
-[Poison Ivy grunting]
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[Gus] You've probably got
the usual questions.
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Where am I?
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Exactly.
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[mockingly] Where am I?
What are you doing to me?
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Why are you so handsome?
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[laughs]
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Y'know, that's just me playin'.
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Uh, but actually,
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I don't have the answers
to any of these questions.
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I'm just a low-level goon.
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Hey! I got an idea.
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Why don't you just let me go?
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Honestly, I'd consider it,
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but I need this job.
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I'm actually
a kindergarten teacher.
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Just sidegooning to make some
extra moolah for art supplies.
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You know what, if you let me go
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I'll double what you're making.
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I mean, I'll get you
construction paper.
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Like, those crazy
smelly markers...
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Ah, geez, that's so nice.
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But if I did, I'd drop
to three stars on Goon Review.
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They say that's all you need,
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but once you drop below four,
you're dead.
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Okay, so I will be
getting out of here.
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So if you're not the one
who's gonna let me out,
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I will have to kill you first.
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Ooh, that really took a turn,
didn't it?
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Well, honestly,
we're harvesting you
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in two days, so...
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[cell phone ringing]
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Oh. Oh, God. I gotta take this.
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[whispering]
It's a parent from the school.
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[cell phone beeps]
Hey, Mrs. Kirshen.
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Uh, little Kendall
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told a rather grown-up joke
at share time.
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[door slams]
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Well, it was
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"What did one potato say
to the other potato? Idaho."
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Oh, gee, hold on, wait.
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No, I forgot to say "one of
the potatoes is a whore."
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[laughs] Oh, God.
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[wind blowing]
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[vibrato intensifying]
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Hey! So, I need your help,
okay?
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-[meeping]
-Go find Frank...
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...and tell him to get Harley
to come rescue me.
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[meeping]
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So, yeah,
I get into Legion of Doom
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and next thing I know
she doesn't wanna be
friends anymore!
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Well, I'd be in your crew
any day, sweetie.
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Ya know, sometimes
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I use the express line
when I have more than 12 items.
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Aw, yeah,
that's truly evil of ya, Ma.
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Listen, you know, I know I
ain't called ya in
a few months--
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Thirty-six months.
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Right. Yes. You know,
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it's just... I got swept up
in my relationship with Joker,
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and then my breakup with Joker.
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Yeah, I saw that on
Howie, may he rest in peace.
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Anyway, I'm sorry.
I shoulda stayed in touch.
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[groans] I missed ya, Ma.
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Well, if ya were around more
ya wouldn't miss me so much.
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Maybe ya could move back,
be a psychologist again?
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Maybe make that "life of crime"
thing more of a weekend deal?
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Ma! Ma, the Legion of Doom
isn't a weekend kinda thing.
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Okay. Well, it's an option.
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The one your only Mom
likes the most.
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I'm just glad you're home.
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You...you kept this trophy?
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I know ya wanted us
to throw it away,
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but I just couldn't do it.
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Still so proud of ya.
Even after what happened.
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[announcer]
Next on the floor exercise,
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Harleen Quinzel.
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Okay, this is it, Dad.
If I nail this routine,
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I'll be the national champ.
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Probably go to the Olympics,
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get lots'a endorsements,
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maybe be
the first woman president.
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Great, great. So, um...
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I'm gonna need ya
to take a dive.
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-What?
-I owe a bunch of money
to my bookie.
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I bet against ya.
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You're the heavy favorite.
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So, if ya lose
I keep all nine of my fingers.
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But this is my dream.
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You'll have other dreams.
Come on, do it for me.
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[upbeat music playing]
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-[crowd cheering]
-[announcer] Stunningperformance by Quinzel.
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I mean,she's got this in the bag.
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[crowd cheering]
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You're killin' me, Harleen.
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Ooh! A costly mistake.
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Oh. Thank you, sweetie.
Thank you.
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You saved my life.
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Also, let's be honest,
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there ain't never gonna be
a lady president anyway.
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[Harley grunting]
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I hate you.
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[yells] I wanna kill you!
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That was my worst day.
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Ugh, I'm glad that sonuvabitch
is rottin' in jail.
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[Nick] Hey, sweetie.
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He got out and we kinda
got back together.
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Why? He broke every promise
he ever made!
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And he apologized for that
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and made a whole bunch
of new ones!
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Plus, he made me this
beautiful bracelet in jail.
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It's water resistant,
up to 50 meters.
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[Frank the Plant]
People shit on the WNBA,
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but I'm a purist.
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Get those dunks
the fuck outta my face.
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Give me a nice crisp
bounce pass.
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That's my shit.
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I'm more about
the fundamentals!
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[meeping]
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Do not interrupt me.
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You're a dandelion weed.
I'm a grown ass plant.
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[meeping]
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-What? Ivy's in a well...
-[meep]
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-...guarded prison?
-[meep]
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-Ivy's been captured--
-[meep]
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-at PlanetWide Pavers--
-[meep]
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-and needs me to find Harley--
-[meep]
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-in Bensonhurst--
-[meep]
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to rescue her?
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Am I super baked
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or are two plants
talking to each other
right now?
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Chaz, you gotta drive me to
Brooklyn.
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[coughing]
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Honey, a birdie just told me
the dentist down the street
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just got divorced.
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Tallest Jew I've ever seen.
I could introduce ya.
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No, Ma.
Can ya pass me the peas?
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They're right next to
that piece of shit.
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Oh, Harleen, come on!
Talk to me.
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Hasn't been a day gone by
I haven't regretted what I did.
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Oh. How about a week
after the championship
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when ya bought a Trans Am
with the extra money?
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Okay, I didn't regret that.
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But on the whole, though,
a lotta regret.
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I'm reformed now.
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Huh? Haven't placed
a single bet since.
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Oh, then why were ya
sent to jail?
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Eh, the usual.
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Almost beat an Irish to death.
Nothing to do with gamblin'.
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The Irish are a menace.
They're like rats, honey.
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He's the rat.
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You ain't changed one bit.
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I never woulda come back home
if I'd known ya were here.
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I just wanna be
with people who love me.
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Like Ma, Grandma, Barry--
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Aw, Harleen,
I am so sorry for what I did.
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I'm hopin' you'll forgive me
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'cause I'll never be able
to forgive myself.
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What do ya say, sweetheart?
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Beautiful.
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Fuck you.
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Least the lines
of communication are opening.
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That's a start.
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Let's just have a nice dinner,
huh?
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Grandma's really happy
to see you.
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It's true.
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I don't know how many of
these dinners I've got left.
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What do ya mean, Grandma?
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Well, I went
to the doctor last week.
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I got the brain cancer.
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-Aah!
-Whoa!
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Jesus! That's an aggressive
form of brain cancer.
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[yells] Someone's tryin'
to kill us, ya idiot.
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[gunshots]
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[door creaking]
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[door slams]
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[both grunting]
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All right, who ya workin' for?
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[groans]
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[coughing]
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[gunshot]
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Dad! The fuck are ya doin'?
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He killed Grandma.
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I mean, she was gonna die
shortly anyway,
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but that was God's
trigger to pull.
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Well, they say, "he works
in mysterious ways".
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God doesn't send assassins, Ma.
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I was about to find out
who sent this bastard here
to kill me.
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Oh, he wasn't here to kill you.
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He's here to kill me.
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This is your fault.
You've been gamblin' again.
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No! I told ya.
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Look, it's been hard times.
We were scrapin' by.
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I tried to get
into real estate,
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but do ya know
how much a pant suit costs?
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Three figures!
254
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:46,947
Oh, Sharon, please.
255
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,548
Look, I took out a loan
256
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,549
from the only mooks
that'd give me one.
257
00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:53,253
The M-O-B. That spells--
258
00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:54,822
I know what it spells, Ma.
259
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,755
Look, if you were in trouble,
why didn't ya call me?
260
00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:58,557
I didn't wanna waste
your minutes.
261
00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,995
None of this
is your problem, Harleen.
262
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,730
I'll talk to the mob,
try to reason with them.
263
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,466
They're famous
for bein' reasonable.
264
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,902
They'll kill ya, Nicky!
265
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,004
Then at least the last memory
you'll have of me
266
00:11:10,038 --> 00:11:13,706
is finally doin'
the right thing.
267
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,009
All right, stop!
268
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,009
[groans] I'm comin'.
269
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,880
You're gonna stick up
for your old man?
270
00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:20,748
Hell, no.
271
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,981
I just know
when ya fuck this up,
272
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:25,720
they'll kill Ma next.
273
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:26,821
[mobster 1] Aye!
274
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,288
[mobster 2 chuckles] Ooh!
275
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,856
Gabbagool!
276
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,561
All great suggestions for
things we need'a stop sayin'.
277
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,028
Otherwise we're just feedin'
a harmful stereotype.
278
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,065
What are you doing?
Slap ya in the face.
279
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,798
What are you doing?
Get that out of your face.
What is this?
280
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:39,966
Hey, guys.
281
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,668
I realize
I owe you a buncha money,
282
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:45,272
[chuckles nervously]
but I'm wonderin'--
283
00:11:45,303 --> 00:11:46,673
-[grunts]
-[groans]
284
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,142
Which one of ya meatballs
killed my grandma?
285
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,211
Whoa! Holy shit!
286
00:11:51,245 --> 00:11:52,413
You're Harley Quinn.
287
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,980
That's right.
288
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,649
So either forgive my dad's debt
or I kill all of ya.
289
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,652
That ain't how
our business works.
290
00:11:58,686 --> 00:12:00,721
Yeah. It's based on loans
291
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,690
and the interest
attached to those loans.
292
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,392
We're servicing
a sector of the community
293
00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:06,725
traditionally ignored
by the financial sector.
294
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,629
Yeah! Bensonhurst
is our turf and I'm not--
295
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:13,466
-[grunts]
-...gonna ever be able
to chew veal parm again?
296
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,399
You fuggin' bitch.
297
00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:15,701
Hey! Whoa, whoa.
298
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,370
We can be respectful
while killing her.
299
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,354
Get her boys!
300
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,989
Harleen! Front-sault!
301
00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:36,855
[grunts]
302
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:40,293
Arabian Double Front!
303
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,296
[effort grunt]
304
00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:43,798
[moans]
305
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,432
Backwards salto!
306
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,335
I said backwards!
307
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:52,807
[grunts]
308
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,009
[chuckles]
Stuck the landing, kiddo.
309
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,399
Oh, I never shoulda
310
00:12:57,399 --> 00:12:58,815
made you lose
that championship, Harleen.
311
00:12:58,815 --> 00:13:02,216
Seeing ya do
that routine perfectly
312
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:05,619
is better than any
dumb 'ol finger.
313
00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:06,921
I don't know about perfect.
314
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,923
I mean stumbled a little
on the landing.
315
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,125
[door opens]
316
00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:14,509
Get down!
317
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,302
[grunting]
318
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,774
[groans]
319
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,076
Ugh. In case you're wonderin',
320
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:34,110
[gasps] I'm givin' ya
a double thumbs up, champ.
321
00:13:36,485 --> 00:13:37,485
Oh...
322
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:39,754
Pollinate me harder...
323
00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:40,821
[moans]
324
00:13:40,855 --> 00:13:43,758
That's all you got? [moans]
325
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:46,027
Oh... Wh...
326
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,495
Where the hell are we? Chaz!
327
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,432
-Car, car, car! Start the car!
-[engine revving]
328
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:53,801
-They're coming, let's move it!
-[gunshots]
329
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,903
Get down! [screams]
330
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,440
What the fuck is goin' on?
331
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,041
I thought you were
just a weed dealer.
332
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,475
Weed's legal everywhere, man.
333
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:04,711
I'm diversifying into
hallucinogenic honey.
334
00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:06,980
Time to GTFO 'ah May-hico.
335
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,817
Mexico? We're supposed
to be in Brooklyn.
336
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,320
Which is basically
next to Mexico.
337
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,922
Stop lickin'
that goddamn honey
and drive this car.
338
00:14:14,956 --> 00:14:17,158
One lick ya see God.
339
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:21,662
Two licks and ya pass out
with a giant hard... [snoring]
340
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,264
Goddammit, Chaz!
341
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:25,466
Okay, Frank, you've got this.
342
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,769
-I'm coming, Harley.
-[brakes screech]
343
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:32,538
Wow. Harley has been
texting nonstop.
344
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,042
This last one says
she feels "ducking awful."
345
00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:37,110
[whispering] I think
she meant the F word.
346
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,249
"I'm super sorry.
I made a mistake.
347
00:14:39,282 --> 00:14:42,850
"I never wanted to hurt you.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
348
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,783
"Don't buy those boots."
349
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,287
[sighs]
Well, she's right about that.
350
00:14:46,321 --> 00:14:48,053
I don't think
you can pull off
a kitten heel.
351
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,624
You know what? I bought them,
but I returned them. Okay?
352
00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:51,725
I agree with you. I'm, like,
not a kitten heel person.
353
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,027
Can I just...
Can I have my phone,
354
00:14:53,027 --> 00:14:54,629
so I can...
I can text her goodbye?
355
00:14:54,629 --> 00:14:57,831
Feels like you're gonna ask her
to come save you.
356
00:14:57,865 --> 00:14:59,533
Gus, are you serious?
357
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,700
You really think I would do
something like that to you?
358
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,135
We have built a rapport.
359
00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:05,572
Mmm, yeah. I've seen
a lot of toxic friendships
360
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,908
and the best thing to do
is just cut them loose.
361
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,346
Let me rip that
band-aid off for you.
362
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:12,745
No, no.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
363
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,048
Oh. Okay.
364
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,548
And now I'll text her back.
365
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,216
Oh, shit.
366
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,620
Oh! Ya shoulda seen
my daughter.
367
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,221
Doin' cartwheels,
stabbin' guys in the throat.
368
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,758
Ah. Oh, I was so proud.
369
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,994
Dad, ya...ya saved my life.
370
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,096
Which is very
un-piece of shit like.
371
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,697
I'm tellin' ya,
your father's changed.
372
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,067
He gave his good thumb for you.
373
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,471
Worth it for my daughter.
[chuckles]
374
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,105
[grimacing]
375
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,676
Ugh, thumbs are overrated.
376
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,312
I love you.
377
00:15:44,345 --> 00:15:47,748
It's been so nice
havin' ya here, honey.
378
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:49,548
Sad to see ya go tomorrow.
379
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,981
[cell vibrating]
380
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,225
I don't know. [exhales]
381
00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:59,192
There's nobody really
waitin' for me in Gotham.
382
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,894
I came here hopin'
to spend some time with Ma,
383
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:04,065
but actually kind of glad
we could all be here together.
384
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,365
[knocking at door]
385
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,033
There she is.
386
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,403
-Grandpa?
-Well,
387
00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:12,572
I heard you were in town
and Grandma's dead.
388
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,375
Two reasons to celebrate.
389
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,610
Also, got a checkup
at the doc yesterday.
390
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,014
Says my blood pressure's
through the roof.
391
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,950
[inhales] Not sure
how much longer I got.
392
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,951
So let's drink.
393
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,653
[grunts]
394
00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:28,923
That blood pressure's no joke!
395
00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,306
[crashes]
396
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,599
[grunting]
397
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,567
[Harleen] Ha!
398
00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:41,836
[both grunting]
399
00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:44,238
Oh, my God!
400
00:16:44,272 --> 00:16:46,673
Jesus!
The mob's never gonna stop.
401
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,243
But as long as I'm here,
I'm gonna keep my family safe.
402
00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:50,711
-[gunshot]
-[groans]
403
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:54,379
[moaning]
404
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,447
Dad?
405
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,149
[groaning]
406
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,421
Harleen, honey. I'm sorry.
407
00:17:00,455 --> 00:17:03,389
There was a million dollar
bounty on ya.
408
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,692
I didn't wanna have to
kill ya myself,
409
00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:09,429
so I tipped off an assassin
to collect a finder's fee.
410
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,230
Big whoop!
411
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,531
But ya couldn't do it!
412
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,701
Could you,
you fucking piece of shit?
413
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:14,634
You...
414
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,970
Shit person!
415
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,605
You were lying
to me the whole time!
416
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,507
No, no, no, no, no.
I was not lying.
417
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,509
I did owe the mob
a lotta money.
418
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,577
I just figured
while I was waitin' on
the assassin to kill you,
419
00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:27,948
I could get ya
to take out the mob for me.
420
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,651
What are ya doin?
421
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,721
All I wanted was
what every Jewish mother wants,
422
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,689
for you to marry a doctor.
423
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,125
But I am a doctor!
424
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:39,594
And now look at ya.
425
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,497
I tried so hard
to get ya to change your life
426
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,999
in the most
passive aggressive way possible
427
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,134
and this is the thanks I get?
428
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,867
Yellin' and fightin'?
429
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,671
But I'm your daughter.
430
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,204
I know.
431
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,343
That's why people spit at us
at the grocery store.
432
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,111
When you became "Harley Quinn,"
433
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,614
we became the laughingstock
of the neighborhood.
434
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,383
Oh, oh, I'm the reason
you're the laughingstock?
435
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,983
What about Dad
bein' a fuckin' deadbeat?
436
00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:06,554
It's Bensonhurst!
437
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,154
You beat an Irish and
people forget a lotta things.
438
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,960
[exclaiming in pain]
439
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,728
-[Harley grunts]
-[groans]
440
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:18,432
[grunting] Piece of shit,
I'll fuckin' kill you.
441
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,267
Ha!
442
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,835
[grunting]
443
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,871
[grunting]
444
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,038
[Nick] Ahhh!
445
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:28,740
I do not know why
you're so upset.
446
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:30,242
I figured you'd understand.
447
00:18:30,278 --> 00:18:32,846
After all,
you're a criminal, like me.
448
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,780
I'm nothin' like you.
449
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:36,384
Ahhh!
450
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,884
Oh, sure ya are!
Of course ya are!
451
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:40,386
Ya turned on your crew
just like I turned on you.
452
00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:43,690
Classic case a' samesies.
453
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:44,790
-[grunting]
-[groans]
454
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,759
Ahhh!
455
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,027
No samesies!
456
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,961
I didn't turn on my crew.
They left me!
457
00:18:48,996 --> 00:18:50,695
Yeah, 'cause you
were suckin' face
458
00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:51,695
with that goyische clown.
459
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:53,468
You've always had
bad taste in men.
460
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,505
Gee, I wonder
where I learned that from?
461
00:18:55,538 --> 00:18:57,305
[screams]
462
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,075
Oh, my gift wrapping station!
463
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:03,576
[both grunting]
464
00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:06,413
Harleen,
please don't kill your father.
465
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,048
Yeah, we're family.
466
00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:09,982
Family doesn't kill each other.
467
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:11,884
-[grunts]
-[groans]
468
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:14,820
You people are not my family.
469
00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:16,021
And ya know what?
470
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:18,924
[grunts]
471
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:22,709
You're not even worth it.
472
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:27,583
[moaning]
473
00:19:31,439 --> 00:19:35,142
Harley? What happened to you?
474
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,577
[groans] Uh...
475
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,147
[gasps softly]
476
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,518
Well, look who's up.
477
00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:45,884
Harleen?
478
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,188
Wha...
479
00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:48,653
How much of this
am I hallucinating?
480
00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:49,557
Just me.
481
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:51,192
Weirdly the passed out guy
482
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:53,492
with the boner and the plant
driving the car are both real.
483
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,827
Why did ya tell me
to go back to Bensonhurst?
484
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,329
In my defense,
485
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,034
how could I havepossibly known your parents
486
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,669
would try to kill youfor a million dollar bounty?
487
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,170
Who wanted you dead,by the way?
488
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:05,605
No idea.
Feels like it could be anyone.
489
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,375
Now I got no one left.
And even Ivy hates me.
490
00:20:08,409 --> 00:20:09,875
What the fuck
you babblin' about?
491
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:11,345
Ivy doesn't hate you.
492
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,180
I'm only here
because Ivy says she needs you.
493
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,214
She's been captured.
It's life or death.
494
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:16,583
What?
495
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:17,384
Step on it
496
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,785
[brakes screech]
497
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:25,424
That's when I told my mother
I don't want to be a lawyer.
498
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:28,095
My passion is
early childhood education.
499
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,396
And let me tell you,
she did not...
500
00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:31,699
Oop. Doctor's here.
501
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,468
Sorry, I guess it's time
for harvesting.
502
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,769
Who the fuck are you?
Show me your face.
503
00:20:35,804 --> 00:20:40,804
Uh... Gonna have to
settle for a bag.
504
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:45,059
[straining]
505
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,467
[exhales]
506
00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,759
Joshua!
507
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,096
Whatup, Bane?
508
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,395
I just saw the statement
from the Legion corporate card
509
00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,365
that your Uncle Penguin
gave you.
510
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,867
Did you put a down payment
511
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,769
on a bounty
to kill Harley Quinn?
512
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:12,641
What? Pfft. No.
513
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:15,375
You are a lying liar!
514
00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:18,179
[yells] Okay, yes!
She ruined my bar mitzvah.
515
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,647
I want her dead.
Dead. Dead. Dead!
516
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:24,986
The credit card
is for emergencies only,
517
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,855
but your bill is all candies,
and vape pens,
518
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,459
and something suspiciously
labeled "dolphin encounter."
519
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:35,028
When you put out a hit,
you pay in cash.
520
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,730
Okay, fine, I'll cancel it.
521
00:21:36,761 --> 00:21:37,865
Already done
522
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:41,500
because I am this
credit card's reckoning.
523
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,874
I am cutting this card
and I am cutting it in half--
524
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,075
No. Please.
I hate when you do this, Bane.
525
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,675
-These blades are dull.
-Bane!
526
00:21:49,711 --> 00:21:51,644
-I will bend it.
-Don't do that.
527
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,913
Too late!
528
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,147
Do you think I want to be
credit card paying man?
529
00:21:55,182 --> 00:21:57,151
I have dreams, too!
530
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,987
Sorry, Bane. No, you're right.
531
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:02,021
You're right. I shouldn't have
tried to kill Harley.
532
00:22:02,057 --> 00:22:05,625
Aw, I guess
I was just being...impulsive.
533
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,428
Because you are young.
534
00:22:07,461 --> 00:22:12,365
The road to maturity
is a long one, Joshua.
535
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:17,202
Ahhh! Goddammit!
Who put that there?
536
00:22:17,238 --> 00:22:19,105
[Bane yells]
Blow up on the ground
537
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:23,308
you stupid office chair!
538
00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:25,577
[theme music playing]
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