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Good evening Mr. and Mrs.
North and south America,
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and all our ships at sea, let's
get a fresh flesh... -Flash!
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Congress today has called
an emergency session,
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but as yet no one has shown up.
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And the president refuses
to issue a statement,
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having locked himself
and the vice president
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in his bath-room
early this morning.
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However, the first lady
urges all, and I quote,
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"seek comfort in
the Bible," unquote.
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A bulletin just in,
the world's top scientists
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are holding a conference
in Washington, D.C.,
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awaiting a statement
from professor Gordon,
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world authority on animal
behavior and renowned physicist.
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Gentlemen, we are
in big trouble.
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Sex madness perils planet!
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Extra! Read all about it!
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Sex madness perils planet!
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Get it now, read all about it!
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Sex madness perils planet!
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Hey, scram you horny jerks!
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Gentlemen!
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As I have told you,
we are in big trouble.
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I think there is no need
for me to describe to you
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the incredible chaos
our beloved planet
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has been plunged into.
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Of the disgrace-ful acts
which are being committed
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at this very moment!
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In every apartment,
on every street corner,
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or on the rooftops!
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In grass huts in the jungle,
in igloos in the arctic.
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In airports, in markets,
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in movie houses, in the parks!
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Yes, we are in big trouble.
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Doctor Gordon...
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All of us here are aware
of the total degradation
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that has overcome the masses,
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but what are we
going to do about it?
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What is causing it?
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Now I say it's a virus and
we must find a vaccine for it!
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It is not a virus,
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any fool can see it's
a case of mass hypnosis!
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Hypnosis... ha!
I've done research
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and traced the cause to
cans of bad passover tuna.
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Tuna fish, tuna fish!
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This guy's got
Mercury on his brain!
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Gentlemen!
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Gentlemen, we must be calm!
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Future generations are depending
on decisions made here today.
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Now, I have discovered
three things about this madness.
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Number one, not all
areas are affected.
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Look around you, are anyone
of you sexually aroused?
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Yes, ha-ha-hal
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anyone of you, huh? No!
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Not all areas have
been affected.
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Number two, my son,
who has been rep-resenting
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United States at the tenth
international ice hockey
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playoffs in Tibet,
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has discovered what appears
to be a great beam of light
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proceeding from some
far off planet
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whose appearance is simultaneous
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with the first
occurrence yesterday.
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Number three,
I discovered my wife...
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In bed with the garbage man.
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But what about
your son, professor?
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Did he find anything else out?
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Yes professor, what are
you holding back from us?
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What's the scoop?
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My son is at this very moment,
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'on his way back to this country
and as soon as he has landed...
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We shall all find out.
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Mable towers, mable towers,
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we're experiencing foul weather.
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Sorry!
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Oh, oooh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Is this your first flight?
My first drink.
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It's a terrible storm,
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do you think we're
going to make it?
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Don't worry.
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These new fordent trimotors are
the safest things in the sky.
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My name is Dale ardor,
what's yours?
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Flesh. Flesh Gordon.
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Oh, professor Gordon's son?
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Why yes.
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Sir, look out!
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Control yourself, Dale!
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Control yourself, Dale! Dale!
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Con-control yourself, Dale!
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Sir, I've got a giant boner!
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Well slap the damn thing down.
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I can't!
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I've got to keep this
thing under control.
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I can't!
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Mable towers, mable towers.
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You got two horny
son-of-a-bitches here.
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We're signing off.
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Dale! There's no one
at the controls!
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The plane's going down!
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Go down, go down!
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Oh yes, oh yes. Oh, flesh.
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Flesh! Flesh!
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Oh, flesh!
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Flesh!
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Let me go!
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Flesh!
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Flesh... oh!
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Jd
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Dale. We'll have to bail out.
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Flesh, oh my god, ooh.
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Oh my god!
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Just hold on!
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I can't hold anymore!
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Ooohhh. Oh!
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Flesh, mmm.
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Dale?
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Dale, darling,
are you all right?
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You called me "darling."
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Oh, flesh, what's happening?
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- Can you walk?
- I think so.
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Here, put this on.
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Jd
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Flesh, what's that?
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Come on, maybe we can
get to a telephone there.
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Stop.
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Not another step further.
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I know what you've
come here for.
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But you're not going to get it.
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Look, I don't know
who you think we are,
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but this girl's hurt, and we
gotta get to a telephone.
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You see, we were flying along
in this airplane from Tibet,
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when suddenly we were hit by
this sex ray from outer space.
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And this unrestrained
sex orgy ensued,
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which both of
the pilots joined in.
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When I noticed the plane
was going down,
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I took over the controls
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but they broke off in my hand.
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So you see the young lady,
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nearly overcome
with sex madness,
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and myself, bailed out just
before the plane crashed.
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And we landed just over there.
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Do you take me for a fool?
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Do you think I don't know
you've come here to steal
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the secret plans to
my new interstellar,
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hydrocombustion, miracle
patented, micro-teflon,
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nuclear, gamastaddle
rocketship-plane-missle!
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Which was twenty
years in the making.
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And employs a new
updraft design,
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which lifts the ship
on small spirals
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of synthetic strontium pellets.
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Do you think I don't know that!
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Well, I've never
even heard of it.
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So you're barking up
the wrong tree.
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Come here, young lady.
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I would like to conduct
a little experiment,
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you see there's evidence that
exposure to the sex ray,
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increases the size of
the secondary...
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- Jerkoff!
- What?
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Flexi jerkoff, I thought
I recognized you.
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Why... why you must be flesh,
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professor Gordon's son.
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I was wondering why you knew
so much about the sex ray.
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Come, let me show you the ship.
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Gosh, let me introduce you.
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Dale ardor, this is
doctor flexi jerkoff.
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How do you do?
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So you see, I've actually
discovered which planet
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the sex ray is coming from,
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and fortunately, the straddle
ship was ready just in time.
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Oh, you can't know what
it was like, out here,
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all alone when the sex ray hit.
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It was hell!
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Fortunately, the rocket was
completed before that happened,
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and the design was
not influenced.
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You look so funny.
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Oh, the likeness is incredible.
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I was able to get
most of the parts
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from the sears catalogue.
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And you really think
it will make it to
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the outer reaches of
the solar system?
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It's got to.
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It's the last hope humanity has.
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Flesh... Dale...
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Will you come with me?
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It will be a dangerous trip,
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and I don't know what we're
likely to encounter out there,
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but someone has
got to save the earth
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from the treacherous
clutches of that evil ray.
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What do you think, Dale?
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Flesh, let's do it.
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Sure, why not,
we'll give it a try.
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Wonderful!
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The planet's orbit will
bring it closest to the earth
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in approximately...
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Six minutes!
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And there's much
work to be done.
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Come, follow me.
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Jd
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Where do you want these, doc?
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Right over there
flesh, storage bin c.
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What's this gizmo do, doc?
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Don't touch that dial!
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I had an assistant once
who touched that dial.
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Touch that dial.
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Gee doc, you really
got a lot of neat stuff.
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Did it take you a long time
to put it all together?
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Don't bother me now,
flesh, it's almost ready.
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Get the door.
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Which button, doc?
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That one.
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Ignition.
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- Ready, Dale?
- Ready, flesh.
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All right, hang on.
We're taking off.
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Fire rocket one.
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Jd
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Fire rocket two.
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Hang on now,
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we're going through
the moronosphere.
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Look, Dale!
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The moon!
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The earth!
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Wow! I can see the Great Lakes!
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There's lake Ontario,
lake Michigan,
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lake superior...
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What is it, Dale?
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The sex ray,
we're heading right for it,
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change course quick!
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It's... it's jammed, flesh,
I can't move it!
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Let me try!
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Jd
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Another episode like
that, and I'll be ready
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for the old folk's home.
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Jd
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Hey doc, what sort of planet
does it look like to you?
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Definitely inhabited, flesh.
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No natural force could
have affected us
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the way that sex ray did.
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And look at those green
areas over there...
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It's probably forest
or jungle, I should think.
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And those are desert
areas over there.
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This planet even has
frigid polar regions,
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not unlike those of earth.
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Let's have a closer look,
shall we.
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Jd
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Hang on, we're going down.
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Jd
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Forgive me, your protuberance,
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but at this moment an
alien ship approaches porno.
266
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,894
Probably the earth people.
267
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,441
Bring the ship down,
268
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,565
but I want the earthlings
brought to me unharmed.
269
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,647
Understand?
270
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,527
Yes, your protuberance.
271
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:15,618
Jd
272
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,554
Not too close, look!
273
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,636
Do you suppose they're friendly?
274
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:44,193
Jd
275
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:02,124
The starboard
gammamodulator's been hit!
276
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,546
- I'll fix it.
- Oh no!
277
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,669
I can't control the ship, flesh!
278
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,548
- Hold on, jerkoff!
- Do something, flesh!
279
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,379
I think we're going to crash.
280
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:16,262
Oh! Oh, no,
what's going to happen?
281
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,433
Hurry, flesh!
282
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,887
I'm hurrying, jerkoff,
I'm hurrying!
283
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,017
Save us!
284
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,143
Oooooohhhhhh.
285
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,519
I'm trying to!
286
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,021
Hurry flesh!
287
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,023
We're in deep trouble flesh.
288
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,275
Ah, come on, jerkoff!
289
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,776
Oh, flesh, do something!
290
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,028
- Hurry!
- Dale, quick!
291
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,346
Give me a Bobby pin! Come here!
292
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,530
Here's one!
293
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,159
Oh...
294
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,490
Save us.
295
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,623
Jerkoff, I think I've fixed it!
296
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,545
- Oh, god!
- You're right.
297
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,045
She's beginning
to respond to the controls.
298
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,091
All right now, hang on.
299
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,386
Hold on Dale.
300
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,424
The ship's falling apart!
301
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,600
- Hold on, Dale!
- I'm holding on.
302
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,643
I'm taking her down.
303
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:18,532
Jd
304
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:27,292
Jd
305
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,467
Dr. jerkoff, Dr. jerkoff!
306
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,343
Are you all right?
307
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,141
Oh, flesh. I think so.
308
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:43,562
Is the ship badly
damaged, flesh?
309
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,293
I don't know, let's go
outside and have a look.
310
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,558
Yes.
311
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,314
Oh, Dale.
312
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:52,693
Just a moment, I think
I have something here.
313
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,739
For, uh... yes.
314
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,825
It was my mother's.
She was buried in it.
315
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:20,432
Good, there's oxygen
on this planet.
316
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,181
This is the strangest
place I've ever seen.
317
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,208
I wonder why they didn't
send the welcoming committee?
318
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,223
They did, look!
319
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,730
Quick, into that cave!
320
00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:34,655
Jd
321
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,575
Sist and decease!
322
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:47,663
Jd
323
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,256
Quick, in here!
324
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:58,679
Jd
325
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:02,350
Hep, hep, hep.
326
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:06,054
Hep, hep, hep.
327
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:09,686
Left, left, left.
328
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,108
You men search over there.
329
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,060
Left, left, left...
330
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,326
They'll be coming back.
331
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,654
Let's go this way,
maybe there's another way out.
332
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Jd
333
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:48,058
It's so strange in here.
334
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,560
Flesh, it almost looks alive.
335
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:53,893
What is it, flesh?
336
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,898
I'm not quite sure.
337
00:26:55,989 --> 00:27:03,989
Jd
338
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:22,714
And what unusual
formations and textures.
339
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,925
Why, this is like no
rock known to science.
340
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:27,179
It's.
341
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,932
It's not hard like a rock,
342
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,228
it's...
343
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,771
Whoaaaaaaaaal
344
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,144
great galaxies!
345
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,441
What is it doc?
346
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,403
Some species of penisaurus,
I should think.
347
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,380
This way!
348
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:10,055
Jd
349
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:24,028
Jerkoff! She'd down!
350
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,950
What... oh, oh!
351
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:28,991
Better get this, jerkoff.
352
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,412
Oh, you beast, get away from me!
353
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,246
You stink!
354
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,091
All right, flesh.
355
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,763
Stand aside.
356
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,637
Oh, no!
357
00:28:55,067 --> 00:29:02,360
Jd
358
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:06,317
Left, left, left...
359
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,624
Ah, ha.
360
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,893
Oh!
361
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,194
Flesh!
362
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,692
What was that?
363
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,400
The earth people.
It came from down there.
364
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,031
After them. - Run.
365
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,781
Nol
366
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,457
there they are.
367
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,330
What?
368
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,710
Take the earthlings alive.
Tie them up.
369
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,512
- I got dibs on the girl.
- The blonde giant's mine.
370
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,635
Leave the bearded one for me.
371
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:19,727
Jd
372
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:39,997
Jd
373
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,820
Your sickness, we have
captured the earth people,
374
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,630
and await your command.
375
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,882
The earth people, eh?
376
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:57,102
Bring them to me at once.
377
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,475
Fetch the earth people here!
378
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:02,649
His sickness will
seeeee theeemmmm!
379
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:06,604
Stop shouting, you dildo.
380
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:14,698
Jd
381
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:40,645
Why have you come
to the planet porno?
382
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,223
To destroy the terrible
sex ray that has brought
383
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:46,526
chaos to our
beloved planet earth.
384
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,946
I should think
you'd be thanking me.
385
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:52,900
But no matter.
386
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:56,862
No power in the universe
can ever hope to squelch
387
00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:01,621
the infinite force
of my sex beam.
388
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,952
But why must you do this thing?
389
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,003
The earth is a peaceful planet
390
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,082
and poses no threat to you!
391
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,345
I'll tell you later.
392
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:19,058
But, how did you get here?
393
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:21,728
The straddle ship I constructed.
394
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,181
A scientist, eh?
395
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,143
I could use a brain like yours.
396
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,477
Guards!
397
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:32,156
Take him to the laboratory
and show him what to do.
398
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,360
No, no, no!
399
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:43,202
Jd
400
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,833
Bring the earth woman closer.
401
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,380
No! No!
402
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:55,505
By the goddess yumi,
you are beautiful!
403
00:32:55,599 --> 00:33:00,389
My eyes have never beheld
such loveliness.
404
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:04,142
You shall be my bride!
405
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,312
Nol
406
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,063
ohhhh, she is exquisite,
407
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:13,067
she is exquisite.
408
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,944
Take your filthy,
vellow hands off her!
409
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:16,733
Don't touch her, I'll kill you!
410
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,034
Silence! Get him off me!
411
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,361
Take him!
412
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:23,074
Take him to the sex depletor
and bring me his essence!
413
00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,500
It should add immeasurably
to the pleasure
414
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,578
of our wedding night.
415
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,289
Stop.
416
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,341
The blonde giant
shall not be depleted.
417
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:36,886
Amora. As queen of darkness,
418
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,840
and guardian of
the sacred power pasties,
419
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,267
you have the privilege
to spare him only
420
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,596
if he survives
the torture I ordain.
421
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:51,314
I sentence him to
trial by ordeal.
422
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,315
So be it, then, wang.
423
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,239
But if he survives, he's mine!
424
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,157
To the arena with him!
425
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:08,038
Jd
426
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:23,767
Jd
427
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:36,316
Jd
428
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:57,921
Jd
429
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:22,279
Jd
430
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:50,515
Jd
431
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,732
To the depletor with him!
432
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:58,812
He's mine, he's mine, he's mine,
433
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:01,273
he's mine, he's mine!
434
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,160
After them, you ninnies!
435
00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:18,251
Jd
436
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:48,829
Sleep now, and forget.
437
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:51,531
Forget all.
438
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:56,336
We shall love, and my body...
439
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:59,961
Will be linked
forever with yours.
440
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:07,639
When you awake, you shall
be my king of darkness.
441
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:15,726
Jd
442
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:40,500
Jd
443
00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,233
Oh, Gordon...
444
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:12,741
Jd
445
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:48,527
Your protuberance, we have
spotted queen amora's ship
446
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:50,074
over the forest kingdom.
447
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:55,288
Shoot them down,
and bring them to me!
448
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,036
But your assholiness,
449
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,367
the forest people and we
are sworn enemies.
450
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,190
We could not survive
a landing in this realm.
451
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:04,706
Are you afraid of
a few vegetables?
452
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:07,258
I gave you my orders!
453
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,007
I will be obeyed!
454
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:13,181
Yes, degenerate one.
455
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,850
Make ready for the ceremony!
456
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:19,429
Porno shall have
a new queen tonight.
457
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:23,100
Out of my way, dildo!
458
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,832
Guard, I need your help.
459
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:42,410
Here, hold that.
460
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,463
This, hold that too...
461
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,292
And this also, please...
462
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,297
And just one more thing,
463
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,754
that's it.
464
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,760
Very good.
465
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:56,762
Put up your hands!
466
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:08,899
Jd
467
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,741
Down, please.
468
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:21,828
Jd
469
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,219
Give me the keys.
470
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:49,981
Jd
471
00:40:53,159 --> 00:41:01,159
Jd
472
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,883
Oh, come in me!
473
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,465
Damn, you magnificent giant.
474
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:23,387
Come, come, come!
475
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,473
And bind us forever in darkness.
476
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:37,028
Jd
477
00:41:53,678 --> 00:42:01,678
Jd
478
00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:22,115
Jd
479
00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:46,014
Jd
480
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:29,974
Jd
481
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,074
- W...
- A
482
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,826
- n...
- G.
483
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:50,750
Emperor wang is the one for me,
484
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:54,295
without him, the planet porno,
485
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:57,715
would be ever so forlorno.
486
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,605
Francis newberry.
487
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:27,073
Jd
488
00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:57,979
Jd
489
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,243
Jerkoff!
490
00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:11,869
Flesh! I thought you were amora.
491
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,870
This is all I could
find to wear.
492
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:16,794
How'd you get away
from wang's palace?
493
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:20,624
When I discovered wang's
plan to destroy amora's ship,
494
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,925
I overpowered the guard
with a radium gas
495
00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:25,003
I developed in wang's
laboratory.
496
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,554
And, disguising
myself as a pirate,
497
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,634
followed the bomber ship and
swooped down to rescue you.
498
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,853
What about Dale?
499
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:37,808
Even at this very moment,
the ceremony which will render
500
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:41,190
Dale and wang man and wife
draws ever nearer
501
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,441
its fateful conclusion.
502
00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,568
It's no use, flesh.
503
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:49,778
Alone, we would be
powerless to stop it.
504
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,863
Flesh, look!
505
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,620
I had led an evil life.
506
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,167
And my thoughts have
arisen from the seeds
507
00:45:57,255 --> 00:46:01,214
of darkness and greed.
Take these stones.
508
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,258
These are the source
of my power.
509
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:07,803
And with them, destroy wang
510
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:11,178
and his insidious schemes.
511
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:14,602
These, my power pasties,
512
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:18,602
are the only force that
can stop the sex beam.
513
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:23,353
Once accomplished, earthlings,
514
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:27,156
my spirit shall at
last rest in peace.
515
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:36,582
She was a noble woman, flesh.
516
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:39,251
Took a lot of guts.
517
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:43,422
She was a brave scout.
518
00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:47,127
Come on, doc, we haven't
got much time to lose.
519
00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,132
Wait a minute doc,
I can't go like this,
520
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,430
I feel silly.
Don't worry, flesh.
521
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,803
I think I've got something
for you in the ship.
522
00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:16,201
Come on, jerkoff,
we've got to stop wang!
523
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,825
- All right, flesh.
- Come on!
524
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,911
Oh please.
525
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:27,090
Left, left, left, left...
526
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:34,721
Jd
527
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,641
I eft...
528
00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:39,311
There they are!
529
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:49,942
Jd
530
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,703
You may...
531
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,498
Kisssss the bride.
532
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:02,418
Ahhh, ha-ha...
533
00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:06,544
Come here, my little bottle cap.
534
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,501
Get away from me
you slimy snail!
535
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:10,960
Oh!
536
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:16,300
Jd
537
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,186
That's all for this
rancid affair, you Turkey!
538
00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,396
Stop!
539
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,981
The wedding's over, wang!
540
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,399
After them, you dildos!
541
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:40,332
Jd
542
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,500
Amateurs!
543
00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,628
The pasties, jerkoff!
544
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:49,798
Jd
545
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,589
All right, wang, where is she?
546
00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:57,969
What have you done with Dale?
547
00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,780
So help me if you lay
a hand on her I'll...
548
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:02,186
You're too late, you fool!
549
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,264
She was spirited away
barely a breath
550
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,974
before love's first kiss.
551
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:11,483
I have been robbed of my
beautiful virgin bride.
552
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:13,610
Shall I give it
to him now, flesh?
553
00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,783
Not now doc,
he's been through enough.
554
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:34,798
If you find her,
tell her I love her!
555
00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:45,395
Stop fighting me foolish
woman, I'm trying to save you!
556
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,723
Halt!
557
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,353
I have brought the earth girl.
558
00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:49,980
Follow me.
559
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:54,780
Jd
560
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:57,153
No, no, where are you taking me!
561
00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:02,488
No, no, take me back to flesh.
562
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,456
I no!
563
00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,287
Nol
564
00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:22,596
Jd
565
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,517
The earth girl.
566
00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:29,891
We've been hoping you'd drop in,
567
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:33,022
ever since we heard of your
opposition to emperor wang.
568
00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:38,240
But, perhaps I should explain.
569
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,786
Am chief Nellie.
570
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,710
Commander of the vast
and powerful
571
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:52,834
Amazon underground of porno.
572
00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:56,292
An organization solely
devoted to the over-throw
573
00:50:56,387 --> 00:51:00,300
of wang and his corrupt
male chauvinist regime.
574
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,006
But what does that
have to do with me?
575
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,772
Our spies have been
watching you closely,
576
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:13,316
because of your determined
and flagrant dislike
577
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,817
of wang and his cohorts...
578
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,614
We, uh, have decided to
initiate you into our ranks.
579
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:26,197
But I want the earthman,
flesh Gordon.
580
00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:29,659
You will be of more
use here with us.
581
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:31,994
No! No...
582
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:42,717
Jd
583
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:47,681
Wait, what are you doing?
584
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:49,011
I've gotta get back to flesh!
585
00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:58,063
Jd
586
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:09,535
Jd
587
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,880
Ranks in formation,
for selection inspection.
588
00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,643
Mmm, very nice face,
very pretty.
589
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,698
Nice nipple.
Ohhhh, yes, mmm-mmmbh...
590
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:50,156
Pretty hair, nice, shiny...
591
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:53,333
What are you doing
to your nipples, zerig?
592
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:56,332
They look very nice. Very nice.
593
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:59,915
Face is nice...
Turn around, let's see.
594
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,375
Bend over, let's see.
595
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,131
Oh, yeah, real nice.
596
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,588
Very nice. Nice bottom.
597
00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:11,931
Mmmm, no! No good.
598
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:14,183
Step forward.
599
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:19,772
Oh excellent, excellent,
prepare yourself, you'll do.
600
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:29,195
No, no! Oh!
601
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:40,751
Jd
602
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,099
Flesh! Flesh!
603
00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:58,023
No! Get away!
604
00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:01,273
Flesh! No! No!
605
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,825
Get away! Get away!
606
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,780
Flesh!
607
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,536
Flesh! Flesh!
608
00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,491
Flesh! Nol
609
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,622
jerkoff.
610
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,399
I heard Dale... she's in
some sort of trouble.
611
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,317
Jerkoff, I hear Dale...
She's in some sort of trouble.
612
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,548
Dale!
613
00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:27,048
Get away! Get away!
614
00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:32,174
We're in some sort of pit, doc.
615
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:37,480
Jd
616
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:49,612
Jd
617
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:16,597
Jd
618
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,779
Jd
619
00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:35,783
Here let me try.
620
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:37,580
Try to get us outta here.
621
00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:45,747
Didn't work.
622
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:47,629
Stand back, flesh.
623
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,176
Jd
624
00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,556
Come on, doc.
625
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,401
There she is, doc.
626
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,407
Good lord, flesh, they're dykes!
627
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,910
Dykes!
628
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:25,246
Don't any of you
try anything now.
629
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,420
I've got the power pasties and
I know how to use 'em.
630
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,801
You, get back there
with the others.
631
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:34,846
I know your kind.
632
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:38,096
Now what were you
doing down here?
633
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,926
What were you doing with Dale?
634
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,226
Get back there!
635
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,274
Jerkoff!
636
00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:17,135
Jd
637
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:27,024
Jd
638
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:29,522
No, no! You might hit flesh.
639
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:33,731
Jd
640
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:57,216
Jd
641
00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:29,957
Jd
642
00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:54,565
Jd
643
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:28,140
Jd
644
00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:39,485
What happened to it, flesh?
645
00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:44,403
An arrow.
646
00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,534
A poison tipped arrow, in fact.
647
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:54,088
Whoever you are,
we owe you our lives.
648
00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:55,960
Nonsense.
649
00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:58,133
I was happy to
do it, for you see...
650
00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,926
I'm prince precious,
651
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:02,470
rightful heir to
the throne of porno.
652
01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:05,469
Years ago this planet
was a veritable paradise,
653
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,972
but wang, a maniacal botanist,
654
01:00:08,063 --> 01:00:11,055
whose organ was devoured
by a crazed penis flytrap,
655
01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:14,016
could not tolerate the existence
of so much pleasure.
656
01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,898
And so, banding together
an army of the impotent
657
01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,479
and frustrated,
and armed with a small,
658
01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,360
but effective, sex ray,
659
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,067
plunged my palace
into carnal chaos,
660
01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:27,325
and took it over, exiling me,
661
01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:29,622
and my few advisors,
to what is now known as
662
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,415
the forest kingdom.
663
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:33,869
Then you feel that, together,
664
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,831
we might put an end
to wang's savage reign.
665
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:40,383
And that our new cosmic
friendship might inspire
666
01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:43,257
an everlasting bond
of kindness and love
667
01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:45,555
between the peoples
of this planet and yours.
668
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:53,976
If there's anything
I can ever do to repay you.
669
01:00:54,067 --> 01:01:02,067
Jd
670
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:42,024
Jd
671
01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:05,627
Stay a while, flesh,
the fun's just beginning.
672
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,678
I'd like to, precious,
but I can't.
673
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,757
I'd better get back to the lab
with doctor jerkoff
674
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,762
and help him work on
the destructo beam.
675
01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,969
Come, I'll go with you.
676
01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:33,116
Jd
677
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,555
Oh, flesh, I was just
going to send for you.
678
01:02:58,817 --> 01:03:00,523
What happened, doc?
679
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,350
Any scientist could
tell you, flesh.
680
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,694
Now, the beam is finished
and ready to be tested.
681
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,776
Now, if my calculations
are correct,
682
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:14,203
one blast from my device
and wang's odious sex ray
683
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,873
will be utterly smashed
to smithereens.
684
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,575
Well, how does it work, doc?
685
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:19,910
I'll show you.
686
01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:22,712
First, we have to attach
the power pasties.
687
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,960
Let me help you.
688
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:27,884
Jd
689
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:30,838
Now, over there is a scale
model of wang's sex ray,
690
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:33,344
surrounded by an
electromagnesium force field
691
01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:35,551
so impervious,
that were it not for
692
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,931
the energy of queen amora's
power pasties,
693
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:40,605
we could never hope
to destroy it.
694
01:03:40,692 --> 01:03:44,526
Now, stand back.
695
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,604
Watch this.
696
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:52,074
- Wow!
- Fantastic, doctor.
697
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,197
That's incredible.
698
01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:55,153
Congratulations. Congratulation.
699
01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,863
It works, jerkoff.
700
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,448
It's the eighth
wonder of the world.
701
01:03:58,543 --> 01:03:59,703
I knew it would.
702
01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,957
Then all we have to do
is mount it in a ship.
703
01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:05,915
And blow wang's
evil ray to atoms.
704
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,840
Then we can go home,
can't we, flesh?
705
01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:09,838
With good luck,
and good weather, Dale,
706
01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:11,590
we'll be home tomorrow night.
707
01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,137
Oh, flesh.
708
01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,215
- Let me prepare the ship.
- Yes, yes.
709
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:17,096
To the ship!
710
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:25,187
Jd
711
01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:37,199
Your aloneness, the earthmen
have invented a gun,
712
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:39,622
with which they plan
to destroy our sex ray.
713
01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,074
Ah!
714
01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:43,285
I have had enough
of these meddlers!
715
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,712
They have interfered with
the affairs of my regime
716
01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:47,630
for the very last time,
717
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:51,175
and they will be stopped.
718
01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:57,348
Now, listen carefully.
719
01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:05,435
Jd
720
01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:18,536
Doc, we're getting close
to wang's palace.
721
01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:21,615
Just one more minute,
flesh, I'm almost ready.
722
01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,252
Careful!
723
01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:29,046
This device has a delicate
electromagnetic balance.
724
01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:31,500
Any disturbance can
blow us all to atoms!
725
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,342
There it is, jerkoff,
the sex ray.
726
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:44,850
It's the forest flyer,
sound the alarm!
727
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:51,019
They've spotted us,
jerkoff, get ready.
728
01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:58,993
Now!
729
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,952
Stop him!
730
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:05,043
He...
731
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,329
Get him. My pasties!
732
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:14,168
Jd
733
01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:16,218
Pull the ship up, quick!
734
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,422
Jd
735
01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,802
- It's stuck!
- Let me give it a try.
736
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:27,732
Jd
737
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,978
Flesh, we're doomed!
738
01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:38,404
Jd
739
01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:49,956
Jd
740
01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,914
We've stopped falling,
what's happened?
741
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,170
We've fallen into
some sort of magnetic beam.
742
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,126
It's drawing us safely down.
743
01:06:57,222 --> 01:06:59,554
But why would wang
want to save us?
744
01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:01,427
He doesn't! Look!
745
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:07,308
Jd
746
01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:27,744
Jd
747
01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:47,347
Jd
748
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:21,173
When last seen, our hapless
heroes were about to be crunched
749
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:25,052
into oblivion by the perverted
wang's chomping jaws.
750
01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:27,634
Is there no justice on porno?
751
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:33,105
Jd
752
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,183
Dale, this is yours.
753
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:38,770
Jd
754
01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:41,072
Dr. jerkoff.
755
01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:46,699
Here's one for you, flesh.
756
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:54,286
Jd
757
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:57,622
Dale, are you all right?
758
01:08:57,717 --> 01:09:01,209
I'm all right, flesh.
759
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:04,762
It's really a shame
about that other guy,
760
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,636
stealing your pasties like that,
761
01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:09,968
and he was my best boy.
762
01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:13,521
What ever happened
to the other fellow?
763
01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:17,146
We only had four parachutes.
764
01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:19,397
Oh.
765
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:27,489
Jd
766
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,461
Come on, we've
got to get to wang.
767
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:48,551
Jd
768
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:52,977
Come on, flesh, let's go!
Hurry up!
769
01:09:57,819 --> 01:10:00,435
Jd
770
01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:10,990
Jd
771
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:13,830
There he goes, after him.
772
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:21,336
Jd
773
01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:55,991
Jd
774
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:06,634
Your struggles are useless!
775
01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:10,714
You are trapped
and you shall not live!
776
01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:13,720
I have tolerated your feeble
attempts to thwart me
777
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:16,803
for the very last time!
778
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:22,018
We have ways of dealing
with you, yankee.
779
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:31,030
See how you like
my royal flush, earthling!
780
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:38,832
- What is it?
- The floor!
781
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:49,169
Oh, no.
782
01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:57,263
Jd
783
01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:00,729
- There used to be one.
- That's it, earthlings.
784
01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:04,935
Goodbye, Gordon. Sweet dreams.
785
01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:09,147
Oh.
786
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,107
Here it comes.
787
01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:16,742
Jd
788
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,869
Bye, bye!
789
01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:22,460
- Nice knowing you, flesh.
- Yes, it was, thank you.
790
01:12:32,723 --> 01:12:37,433
Jd
791
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,853
J flesh Gordon is dead hey j
792
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:44,899
j flesh Gordon is dead hey j
793
01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:46,942
j flesh is dead j
794
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:48,860
j Gordon is dead j
795
01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:52,440
j flesh Gordon is dead j
796
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:55,368
j baby flesh Gordon is dead j
797
01:12:55,454 --> 01:13:03,454
jd
798
01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:08,794
J flesh Gordon is dead j
799
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:12,753
j flesh Gordon is dead j
800
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:14,712
j flesh is dead j
801
01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:16,889
j flesh is dead j
802
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:20,059
j flesh Gordon is dead j
803
01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:22,888
j dead dead dead dead j
804
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:30,982
jd
805
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:39,363
J flesh Gordon is dead j
806
01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:43,700
j flesh Gordon is dead j
807
01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,125
your lowness.
808
01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,301
Oh-oh, great impotentate,
I have done as you commanded,
809
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:55,924
and I brought you
the power jewels.
810
01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:58,301
Though the earthmen cannot
now destroy the sex beam,
811
01:13:58,392 --> 01:14:00,257
they're alive and loose in
the palace...
812
01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:01,593
Never mind that,
813
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:02,915
I have dealt with them already!
814
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,895
Give me the Jewel.
815
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:12,855
Did the nasty spy
frighten my babies?
816
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:15,315
Never mind that,
817
01:14:15,409 --> 01:14:19,322
little wangy-pangy is going
to take care of you all.
818
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:27,919
Wangy favors you with a trinket,
819
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:32,669
my little peanut-butter cup.
820
01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:38,049
Hmm.
821
01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:50,016
Mmm.
822
01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:59,067
What do you mean it's stuck?
823
01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:01,322
- It's stuck!
- Stuck?
824
01:15:01,414 --> 01:15:03,700
What do you mean, stuck?
825
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:05,452
Stop!
826
01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:07,408
. Flesh Gordon!
827
01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:14,499
The Jewel, wang!
The Jewel, where is it?
828
01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:15,673
Gimme that Jewel,
829
01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:17,531
or so help me I'll finish
you right here and now!
830
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,920
Let me have him, flesh.
831
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,552
I've been waiting for this
moment for a long time.
832
01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:23,678
The Jewel, wang, where is it?
833
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,805
You guess!
834
01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:33,484
Jd
835
01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:36,984
- Am I gettin' warm?
- Oh, very warm.
836
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:39,986
- Is it this, flesh?
- No, that's not it.
837
01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:51,497
Jd
838
01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:02,471
Give me that Jewel.
839
01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:06,680
Give me that Jewel
this minute, do ya hear?
840
01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:08,386
Ah, I can't, it's stuck.
841
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:10,096
What do you mean, it's stuck?
842
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:11,772
Gimme that Jewel!
843
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:14,687
I can't!
844
01:16:14,779 --> 01:16:17,987
Idiot, you thought you
could defy me,
845
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:21,658
but you have yet to tangle
with my rapist robots.
846
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:31,452
Jd
847
01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,501
It's stuck!
848
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:41,589
Jd
849
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:02,315
Oh, I wish I had
a picture of this.
850
01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,320
Give me that Jewel
this minute, do ya hear?
851
01:17:06,163 --> 01:17:09,621
Flesh!
852
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:20,044
Jd
853
01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:23,336
What-a-way to go, eh, earthman?
854
01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:27,264
In a flash
of mechanical ecstasy.
855
01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:34,142
Flesh! Flesh!
856
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:37,600
Flesh! Flesh!
857
01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:38,935
Flesh!
858
01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,320
No! Nol
859
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:56,038
jd
860
01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:02,170
Fools!
861
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:04,172
Idiots!
862
01:18:06,765 --> 01:18:09,097
What do you think you're doing?
863
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,551
What-a-way to go, hey, wang?
864
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:17,939
You have not heard
the last of wang.
865
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:26,027
Jd
866
01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:34,081
Flesh, come on,
we can't let wang get away.
867
01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:35,578
Never mind wang now,
868
01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:37,705
we have to get the Jewel
and save the earth.
869
01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,707
That reminds me...
870
01:18:47,014 --> 01:18:48,345
Oh, I can't, I can't!
871
01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:50,923
Spit it out!
872
01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:53,760
It's stuck!
873
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:16,077
Jd
874
01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:25,633
A plague, a pox,
a pestilence of storm!
875
01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:29,962
Anything, anything,
oh, great one!
876
01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:34,391
The fate of all evil
rests in your hands!
877
01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:40,223
Arise, arise, and destroy
your enemies,
878
01:19:40,317 --> 01:19:44,856
and avenge the glorious
cause of perversion!
879
01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:52,947
Jd
880
01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:06,215
Ooh, boy.
881
01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:10,170
I just love murder.
882
01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:12,380
Out of my way, you little fart.
883
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:22,810
Jd
884
01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:25,476
A monster's work is never done.
885
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,071
Oh.
886
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:35,403
Oh, yeah. Mmm-mmm_
887
01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:40,332
Jd
888
01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:48,128
Oh, fuck.
889
01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:54,172
Stop, look...
890
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:57,929
Listen.
891
01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:01,729
Too late now,
my imbecilic siblings!
892
01:21:01,815 --> 01:21:05,228
The sex ray is too
good for your earth!
893
01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:07,981
I'm going to burn
your fucking planet
894
01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:10,438
to a fucking crisp!
895
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:13,945
Jd
896
01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:15,572
Watch your back!
897
01:21:17,164 --> 01:21:19,155
Well...
898
01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:21,205
Mmm.
899
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:24,201
How delightful.
900
01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:32,005
He's got Dale!
901
01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:35,054
Quick jerkoff, use
the destructo beam to kill him!
902
01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:41,764
I dare not, at this
distance there's too great
903
01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:43,891
a risk of hitting Dale.
904
01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,519
If only we could get closer.
905
01:21:46,610 --> 01:21:49,852
Wait a minute, we'll
use wang's rocket ship.
906
01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,903
Come on.
907
01:21:51,990 --> 01:21:55,107
Jd
908
01:21:55,202 --> 01:21:57,363
Ah, you and I are going
to be good friends.
909
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,410
Coochie.
910
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,534
Jd
911
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:04,458
And...
912
01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:06,536
Wow.
913
01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:15,635
Well, this is the tower
of murder,
914
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:17,883
and it's where I hang out.
915
01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,808
Oh, oh, no.
916
01:22:30,028 --> 01:22:32,314
Are you having a good time?
917
01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:39,244
Jd
918
01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:41,194
Come on, jerkoff.
919
01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,282
Ooh, flesh!
920
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,493
Flesh, save me.
921
01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:49,419
God, it's high.
922
01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:53,875
Jd
923
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,005
Hmm.
924
01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:03,304
Yes, you're incredible.
925
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:05,727
I wonder how
you'd look in black...
926
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:09,557
Nylons.
927
01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:14,645
What do you think of that, hmm?
928
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:17,106
Hmm? Huh?
929
01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:25,160
Oh...
930
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:28,993
Hmm-hmm.
931
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:35,340
Hmm-hmm.
932
01:23:38,222 --> 01:23:42,682
Jd
933
01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:47,683
I just want
to look at your tits.
934
01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:52,311
There she is, doc.
935
01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:57,237
Jd
936
01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:07,368
Hey, they're getting serious.
937
01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:11,869
Okay, doc, get ready.
938
01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:14,046
Ready, flesh.
939
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:15,497
Fire!
940
01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:21,094
Doc, you missed!
941
01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:23,092
I know I missed. I'll get him.
942
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:27,927
Well, I never.
943
01:24:28,021 --> 01:24:36,021
Jd
944
01:24:38,991 --> 01:24:41,107
Up yours, Gordon.
945
01:24:46,456 --> 01:24:52,122
Oh, wow, uhf, pain.
946
01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:57,002
And now, you get...
947
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:59,378
Yours.
948
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:03,345
Get away.
949
01:25:10,981 --> 01:25:13,393
My ass.
950
01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:23,569
My ass.
951
01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:37,163
Pain, humiliation. Hemorrhoids.
952
01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:40,841
Jd
953
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:50,433
- Dale, are you all right?
- Oh, flesh.
954
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:53,512
Gordon.
955
01:26:03,825 --> 01:26:06,157
Let's do it fast, flesh!
956
01:26:06,244 --> 01:26:09,281
For this you'll pay.
957
01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:12,957
No one burns my ass
and lives to get laid.
958
01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:17,835
Oh, shit!
959
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:48,696
Jd
960
01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:54,470
Jd
961
01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:08,481
- Goodbye, jerkoff.
- Goodbye, prince.
962
01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:10,406
And Dale.
963
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,319
- Goodbye flesh.
- Precious.
964
01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:15,620
We'll miss you around here.
965
01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:17,185
Don't worry, precious,
I'll be back,
966
01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:19,074
and next time it'll
be a friendly visit.
967
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:22,627
With wang out of the way and
his terrible regime dispersed,
968
01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:25,751
the universe is once again safe
for democracy and freedom,
969
01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:27,457
and the right
of all due happiness,
970
01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:29,042
each according
to his own personal
971
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:31,093
religious convictions.
972
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:37,393
Jd
973
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,765
Goodbye, flesh.
974
01:28:39,856 --> 01:28:41,596
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
975
01:28:41,691 --> 01:28:42,811
- Bye.
- Have a safe journey.
976
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:43,939
- It's been grand.
- Yes.
977
01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:45,267
We'll see you. Goodbye.
978
01:28:45,362 --> 01:28:46,226
Goodbye, precious.
979
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:47,231
Be sure and write us.
980
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,186
Take care precious.
981
01:28:48,281 --> 01:28:49,145
- Okay, see ya.
- Be good.
982
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:50,606
- Bye now.
- So long.
983
01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:52,531
Adios.
984
01:28:52,619 --> 01:28:55,326
Jd
985
01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:05,833
Jd
986
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:15,634
There she is, the earth.
987
01:29:15,725 --> 01:29:23,725
Jd
988
01:29:26,736 --> 01:29:29,148
Oh, flesh, there's no
place like home.
989
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:39,366
Jd
990
01:29:40,305 --> 01:29:46,325
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