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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:20,647 FEAR CITY 2 00:01:20,867 --> 00:01:23,819 FEAR CITY a family comedy 3 00:02:52,658 --> 00:02:54,152 Relax, Sandy. It's me. 4 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,941 God, Ben! He'll kill us all! 5 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,656 Don't be so melodramatic. 6 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:04,195 The horrible Yuri is dead. He's nothing but memories now. 7 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,569 This whole horrible nightmare is over. 8 00:03:09,617 --> 00:03:12,532 He hated us because we make good money... 9 00:03:12,742 --> 00:03:16,689 ...and, with his communistic ideas, money is a bad thing. 10 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:20,819 My God! He killed Jim... 11 00:03:22,242 --> 00:03:22,775 ...Susan... 12 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:25,031 ...Ludovic... 13 00:03:26,533 --> 00:03:27,150 ...Maximilien... 14 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:30,574 ...and Toto, too. 15 00:03:33,658 --> 00:03:35,567 It was horrible. 16 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:39,695 The Johnson's are coming over. I'm going to tidy up a bit. 17 00:03:39,908 --> 00:03:43,156 Go take a bath. Nothing horrible can happen now. 18 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:54,981 Nothing horrible... 19 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,282 ...can happen to us now. 20 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:02,115 That bath did me good. 21 00:04:04,117 --> 00:04:05,776 Sandy! Look out! 22 00:04:07,575 --> 00:04:09,650 I'm so sorry! It's horrible! 23 00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:12,782 That's all right, dear. That's all right. 24 00:05:04,283 --> 00:05:05,528 I'm almost there! 25 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,283 I'll call you back. It's horrible! 26 00:05:13,908 --> 00:05:16,611 The vacuum cleaner! I left it on! 27 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,319 OIL DO NOT GET THROWN IN 28 00:05:36,617 --> 00:05:38,904 Look out behind you! It's horrible! 29 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:47,193 DO NOT GET THROWN IN AGAIN 30 00:05:54,283 --> 00:05:56,358 Die! Dirty Communist! 31 00:06:15,283 --> 00:06:16,446 So long, Yuri! 32 00:06:41,075 --> 00:06:42,450 Pretty good, right? 33 00:06:45,033 --> 00:06:47,700 Wait. Did you notice... 34 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,480 ...how much action there is at the end? 35 00:06:51,783 --> 00:06:55,481 If you fell asleep, you can see it again... 36 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,526 ...there are other screenings. 37 00:06:58,158 --> 00:07:00,067 Don't forget your press kit! 38 00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:02,280 Nice to meet you. 39 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,980 Press agent, Odile Deray. 40 00:07:06,117 --> 00:07:08,192 Take a kit. If you need more info... 41 00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:09,867 ...I'm at the Martinez. 42 00:07:11,492 --> 00:07:14,989 I won't write a word. That film's a piece of shit! 43 00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:18,774 You should see it again. 44 00:07:19,242 --> 00:07:20,949 No deal, Deray! 45 00:07:21,992 --> 00:07:24,658 Odile Deray! In any case, I'll call you. 46 00:07:34,283 --> 00:07:38,527 I told you to keep all handbags on your lap. 47 00:07:38,742 --> 00:07:40,484 Look! You were robbed. 48 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:46,533 The mgmt. is not responsible. 49 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:50,783 Warning. This film has been rated "R"... 50 00:07:57,117 --> 00:07:59,902 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY ONE 51 00:08:02,325 --> 00:08:05,857 What's spotted ermine? How much? I won't yell. 52 00:08:06,075 --> 00:08:07,320 See you tomorrow. 53 00:08:07,908 --> 00:08:08,940 Hold on. What? 54 00:08:09,492 --> 00:08:12,325 See you tomorrow. Let's hope we get a crowd. 55 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,697 I get paid the same. Button up... 56 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:15,608 ...it's raining. 57 00:08:15,825 --> 00:08:17,200 I think it stopped. 58 00:08:18,908 --> 00:08:20,367 Say hi to your wife. 59 00:08:22,825 --> 00:08:24,817 I will. What? So? 60 00:08:25,158 --> 00:08:26,190 How much was it? 61 00:08:26,408 --> 00:08:27,404 How much? 62 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,073 No, I won't yell. 63 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:31,732 How much!! 64 00:08:44,408 --> 00:08:47,822 No, it was dead. Don't change the subject! 65 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,116 I'd rather die than sell the R.V. 66 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,904 Over my dead body... What? 67 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:19,985 I'm going to be cut off! 68 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,691 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY TWO 69 00:09:28,992 --> 00:09:31,149 I'm sorry. The funeral's Tuesday. 70 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:36,321 I can't make it. I would've loved to come. 71 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:40,698 That's nice of you. I hope it'll be a nice day. 72 00:09:40,908 --> 00:09:42,402 It'll be more cheery. 73 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,192 - Tea? - Yes, thanks. 74 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:50,482 Is that him? 75 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:52,904 No, that's my dog. 76 00:09:53,408 --> 00:09:54,606 Oh, of course. 77 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,990 Tell me about him. I hardly knew him. 78 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,605 He's a German Shepherd, well-trained... 79 00:10:01,825 --> 00:10:03,283 - ...spayed. - No, your husband. 80 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,232 They slashed him with hammer and sickle. 81 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:13,235 But he was so handsome whole. 82 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:16,900 Clean, generous... Really generous. 83 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,072 Sugar? 84 00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:19,365 Sixteen. 85 00:10:20,158 --> 00:10:22,031 It's funny. The film I'm handling... 86 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:25,739 ...is about a hammer-and-sickle killer. Incredible, huh? 87 00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:29,652 Look. His last gift. 88 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,488 I told him, "It's crazy! We'll have to sell the R.V." 89 00:10:32,992 --> 00:10:33,905 Know what he told me? 90 00:10:34,992 --> 00:10:36,023 He said, "Let it ride!" 91 00:10:36,617 --> 00:10:39,865 What a feeling! To read about my film in the papers! 92 00:10:40,075 --> 00:10:43,904 I can still hear him! "Let it ride!" A real capricorn. 93 00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:47,733 I'm a press agent. So of course I love the press. 94 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:50,405 We never used the R.V. anyway. 95 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:54,943 Somebody had to get killed for them to spill some ink! Incredible! 96 00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:57,775 It wasn't much ink. Just one paper. 97 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:01,152 We never used the R.V. Well, one time. 98 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:06,108 No, two. Who could they interview anyway? 99 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:10,399 The director's in an asylum. The producer's in prison. 100 00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:11,779 The star... 101 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,193 He must be free. He hasn't worked since. 102 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,902 We never used it. 103 00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:20,863 It was in the garage for months, gathering dust. 104 00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:24,989 If I have him whacked, it'll whip up interest. 105 00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,653 Body guards. The whole bit! 106 00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:28,700 I can just see the headlines. 107 00:11:28,908 --> 00:11:33,199 "Star of Red is Dead Comes to Cannes Despite Danger" 108 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:34,280 Where's the phone? 109 00:11:34,492 --> 00:11:36,863 I said, "Either the coat or the R.V." 110 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,859 And he said, "Let it ride!" 111 00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,275 GREEN PARTY REP. KILLED 112 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:49,276 Green Party Rep. Killed 113 00:11:53,158 --> 00:11:54,818 - WHAT A CATCH! - What A Catch! 114 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,450 Was it because he opposed the Martoni Project,.. 115 00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:05,858 ...construction of the Megamilton Hotel on the Cannes beach... 116 00:12:06,075 --> 00:12:08,611 ...that ecologist Jacques Lelong was killed? 117 00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:12,902 Joining us live by telephone, Philippe Lulu. Philippe? 118 00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:15,902 Hello, Michel. His body was found... 119 00:12:16,117 --> 00:12:17,492 - How are you? - Fine. 120 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:20,403 His body was found on one of the Lérins Islands... 121 00:12:20,617 --> 00:12:22,988 ...drowned a week ago. According to the coroner... 122 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,488 ...the Green Party Rep.'s body was blue, 123 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,775 blue as the skies of the Riviera. 124 00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:32,652 Suspicion abounds about Jean-Paul Martoni's role in the affair. 125 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:36,778 He is right now being questioned by police... 126 00:12:36,992 --> 00:12:38,983 ...and he may be charged shortly. 127 00:12:39,783 --> 00:12:42,901 Call us back with any new developments. 128 00:12:43,492 --> 00:12:45,282 Now turning to the Film Festival... 129 00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:49,901 Arriving today; director Boldav Mavatlava Kraspeck. 130 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:54,656 His film Autumn Bugs is a favorite. Will it get the Palme, or won't it? 131 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:58,316 Also from Cannes, the strange murder... 132 00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:01,200 ...of a projectionist at the Cameo Theater... 133 00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:05,154 ...who was projecting a horror film. 134 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:10,824 And now; for our Belgian friends who love arugula,.. 135 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,775 PARIS, THAT SAME DAY 136 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,991 - The boss wants you. - Sorry, Marc. 137 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,406 I stopped smoking -- it's nerves. 138 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:04,781 No problem. 139 00:14:05,617 --> 00:14:06,696 I had problems... 140 00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:08,450 ...with my wife lately. 141 00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:11,363 And they took my visiting rights away. 142 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,694 And as for my wife... 143 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,075 Hi, Tiffany. 144 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,528 That's pretty- is it cashmere? 145 00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:38,821 Cotton! 146 00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:46,484 I don't want to bother you... 147 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:49,949 ...but can I sleep over? I lost my mother this morning. 148 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:52,780 She died? 149 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:57,275 No, I lost her. She was there and then - poof! - I lost her. 150 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:05,406 But my dog died. So if I could sleep over... 151 00:15:05,617 --> 00:15:07,904 ...just to have someone around. 152 00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:09,527 Your dog died 3 times. 153 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,654 He suffered horribly. 154 00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:15,315 Karamazov here yet? 155 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:16,565 Yes, sir. He's right here. 156 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,863 Send him in! 157 00:15:25,783 --> 00:15:27,194 It was an accident, boss. 158 00:15:27,408 --> 00:15:29,614 This isn't about Princess Valonni. 159 00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:34,943 I got a call from the Cannes Festival. Ever hear of Cannes? 160 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,074 I went to camp there, when I was 7. 161 00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:40,071 You're the man for the job. 162 00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:45,400 You take the 10 AM flight to Nice. 163 00:15:46,158 --> 00:15:48,233 It should take off about 1 PM. 164 00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:49,988 It's 11 AM now. 165 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,943 - So what?! - No, I meant... 166 00:15:52,783 --> 00:15:56,115 The person you're guarding is a movie star - Simon Jeremi. 167 00:15:57,075 --> 00:15:58,652 You pick him up in Nice. 168 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:01,857 Your contact is Odile Deray. 169 00:16:03,242 --> 00:16:04,700 D.E.R.A.Y... 170 00:16:06,117 --> 00:16:09,151 ...a press agent. You stay to the end of the festival. 171 00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:12,072 This is no walk in the park. 172 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,533 There's a hammer & sickle killer... 173 00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:25,692 ...and there's some connection to her movie. 174 00:16:25,908 --> 00:16:30,697 Some kind of iden... identification thing. Get it? 175 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:31,940 Yeah. More or less. 176 00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:35,440 Which means... 177 00:16:37,825 --> 00:16:41,654 ...no more close contact protection for Princess Valonni. 178 00:16:43,492 --> 00:16:44,736 Why not, Uncle? 179 00:16:44,992 --> 00:16:48,572 I promised I'd keep you apart until her abor-... 180 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:49,905 Until her what? 181 00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,943 Until her abortion. 182 00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:52,990 But we were... 183 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,441 No 'buts'! Enough bullshit! 184 00:16:57,533 --> 00:17:01,991 And, for once in your life, think with your head, instead of your d - 185 00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:14,074 Nice Airport. 186 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,193 Watch the closing doors. 187 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:26,650 Odile Deray? 188 00:17:29,742 --> 00:17:31,401 I'm looking for Odile Deray. 189 00:17:32,158 --> 00:17:33,190 That's her! 190 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:39,858 You're Odile Deray? 191 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,151 I'm the Pope; I'm waiting for my sister. 192 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,114 I'm Odile. 193 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,108 - I'm from Security, Inc. - And you are..? 194 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:55,566 At the airport. 195 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,528 Right, but what's your name? 196 00:17:57,742 --> 00:18:01,606 Serge Karamazov. No relation. I'm an only child. 197 00:18:02,783 --> 00:18:04,194 No, because Karamazov... 198 00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:06,151 The Brothers... I'm not related. 199 00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:07,316 Yeah, right. Sure. 200 00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:10,071 That's funny. 201 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:14,489 Lulu? 202 00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:22,652 I'm Lulu. 203 00:18:24,158 --> 00:18:24,740 Cigarette? 204 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,823 No, thanks. I'm trying to quit. 205 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:43,070 This plane makes express stops only, and will not stop at HRMPFNG! 206 00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:46,857 There he is! 207 00:18:52,992 --> 00:18:55,363 - Bye, Simon. - Bye, Sylvie. 208 00:18:55,575 --> 00:18:57,234 Simon, I'm Odile Deray. 209 00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:00,941 This is Serge Karamazov. 210 00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:02,154 No relation. 211 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:07,532 Mr. Karamazov will be seeing to your security. 212 00:19:07,742 --> 00:19:08,986 Do you have any baggage? 213 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:13,905 No one told me to bring baggage. Should I have tooken some? 214 00:19:14,242 --> 00:19:15,984 No, no problem. Let's go. 215 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,616 What about your sister? 216 00:19:24,992 --> 00:19:27,564 Mr. K., you drive. I'll get in back. 217 00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:29,740 Simon, you take the death seat. 218 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,731 Sit up front. 219 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:37,864 Right. 220 00:19:46,242 --> 00:19:47,783 Power steering... 221 00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:50,699 ...leather interior... 222 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,358 ...remote door locks... 223 00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:56,448 Limited series Palme d'Or... 224 00:19:57,492 --> 00:19:59,069 ...a car which is a good... 225 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,564 ...driving type car. 226 00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:12,241 I'm going to make you a star, Simon. 227 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:13,860 You can't buy this publicity. 228 00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:17,821 A real murder, just like in the movie During the Cannes Festival. 229 00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:19,273 We'll need stills, right? 230 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,231 You all right with stills? 231 00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:23,158 - Yes. - Good. 232 00:20:23,825 --> 00:20:25,105 I like working with good stills. 233 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:31,365 The Germans love the picture. They've always had good taste. 234 00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:34,906 The Danes, too. Do you speak Danish? 235 00:20:39,408 --> 00:20:40,653 You'll have to learn. 236 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,029 Sköl öften Strüü 237 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,321 Repeat after me. 238 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,115 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 239 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,277 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 240 00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:53,116 Wait. Excuse me... 241 00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:57,651 ...if you keep doing that, how am I supposed to... 242 00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:05,274 ...It's here somewhere... 243 00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:11,783 Safety first. 244 00:21:12,992 --> 00:21:14,190 All right, in back? 245 00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:20,485 You're at the Martinez. 246 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,110 You know it? 247 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,321 You'll like it. 248 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,731 I want you to be happy. 249 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,115 You'll have to take him everywhere. 250 00:21:29,658 --> 00:21:31,318 Everyone'll want to see him. 251 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:32,482 The magic of Cannes. 252 00:21:33,408 --> 00:21:34,689 You can call me Serge. 253 00:21:35,283 --> 00:21:38,401 Eye on the road, Kara! Simon, where should we eat? 254 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,400 Shit! 255 00:21:45,242 --> 00:21:46,486 What's with you? Car-sickness? 256 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:50,735 No, when I'm happy, I vomit. 257 00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:53,356 And I'm real happy. 258 00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:55,906 I left my calendar in the theater. 259 00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:58,950 It's not far. Drop me off here. 260 00:22:07,575 --> 00:22:08,441 Shit. 261 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,775 Which is stronger, the hippopotamus or the elephant? 262 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,991 'Cause a hippo is pretty strong. 263 00:22:45,492 --> 00:22:50,446 We have a reservation for Karamazov and Jeremi. 264 00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:54,605 Fill out this card. 265 00:22:57,658 --> 00:22:58,939 Aren't you hungry? 266 00:23:00,992 --> 00:23:03,114 I'm hungry, hungry... 267 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,408 Can I be frank? 268 00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:07,739 You're a pain. 269 00:23:07,992 --> 00:23:09,450 Yeah, but I'm still hungry. 270 00:23:11,575 --> 00:23:13,650 OK, what do you want to eat? 271 00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:16,321 Whatever. Pork gums. 272 00:23:17,825 --> 00:23:20,741 Where can we get good pork gums around here? 273 00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:24,696 "Chez Laplaud." Best pork gums on the coast. Like a reservation? 274 00:23:33,617 --> 00:23:38,903 You're mine. All mine. And I'm all yours. 275 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:43,574 All of you. You, all of you. My whole body is yours. 276 00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:55,194 Darling, you kill me. You're killing me. 277 00:24:02,825 --> 00:24:04,283 What about my nose? 278 00:24:06,325 --> 00:24:07,984 And my ears? 279 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,898 And my little belly button? 280 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:17,865 And my feet?.. No. 281 00:24:18,450 --> 00:24:21,319 Come on, think. Think. Whose are they? Think. No. 282 00:24:22,658 --> 00:24:23,240 One second. 283 00:24:24,575 --> 00:24:25,985 And what about my... 284 00:24:27,158 --> 00:24:27,858 I'm being cut off. 285 00:24:30,742 --> 00:24:34,404 You'll love this room. Last year, Robert Goulet had it. 286 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:42,238 Security. I'll go in first. 287 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:43,730 Should I get the light? 288 00:24:44,242 --> 00:24:45,273 I'll find it. 289 00:24:58,783 --> 00:25:00,325 So you're an actor? 290 00:25:02,658 --> 00:25:03,773 That's great. 291 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,315 How'd you get started? 292 00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:15,107 I knew the usherette. 293 00:25:15,617 --> 00:25:17,857 It's who you know, huh? 294 00:25:20,492 --> 00:25:21,950 I don't know anyone. 295 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,235 OK. We'll take the room. 296 00:25:32,117 --> 00:25:36,574 Clean it up a little. At these prices that's the least you could do! 297 00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:43,153 You mind giving me an autograph? 298 00:25:47,742 --> 00:25:51,357 It's for my sister, Edwige. 299 00:25:54,242 --> 00:25:56,613 "For." You wrote "fur." 300 00:26:04,742 --> 00:26:07,148 Not "H". It's Edwige with an "E". 301 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:17,114 Not "EE". It's an "I". 302 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,441 Good. And an "E" at the end. 303 00:26:29,408 --> 00:26:31,116 But you forgot to sign. 304 00:26:37,617 --> 00:26:38,566 The key. 305 00:26:50,992 --> 00:26:54,773 Simon, about the beds, should we flip for it? 306 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,991 So I'll take this one. 307 00:27:03,325 --> 00:27:04,819 I'm real happy. 308 00:28:00,283 --> 00:28:02,240 - What happened? - Is there any progress? 309 00:28:02,450 --> 00:28:04,074 This is the 2nd murder in this theater. 310 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,694 Is the movie that bad? 311 00:28:05,908 --> 00:28:08,279 Let us do our jobs. 312 00:28:08,492 --> 00:28:12,107 As soon as we know anything, we'll inform you right away. 313 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:15,361 Is it a serial killer? Are the festival-goers in danger? 314 00:28:15,783 --> 00:28:18,154 Let us do our jobs. 315 00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,986 As soon as we know anything, we'll inform you... 316 00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:35,527 Är det en serial killer som filmfestivalbesökarna har att frukta? 317 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,617 Lat polisen göra sitt jobb... 318 00:28:39,825 --> 00:28:43,441 ...jag kommer att informera sa fort jag vet mera. 319 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:52,149 Biales is sporting a silk & wool double-breasted suit, 6 buttons... 320 00:28:52,367 --> 00:28:55,650 ...with shirt and tie in a Calder-like pattern. 321 00:28:58,367 --> 00:29:00,524 You called the press? Nice going! 322 00:29:00,742 --> 00:29:04,950 No, Det. It was the lady who found the body. Odile Deray. 323 00:29:09,158 --> 00:29:11,482 The victim was killed with a hammer and pickle. 324 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:15,565 No, a sickle. Well that's what the lab guys think. 325 00:29:15,783 --> 00:29:18,866 Sure looks like "pickle," no? Any other clues? 326 00:29:19,075 --> 00:29:23,650 The killer scratched a 2nd letter in the wall. That makes "O D". 327 00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:26,238 We have the Scrabble team on it. 328 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:32,607 Like Do Re Mi. Must be a musician. 329 00:29:34,242 --> 00:29:36,364 This guy is a maniac. 330 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:40,191 I hope you have a strong stomach. It's a butcher job in there. 331 00:29:50,825 --> 00:29:51,856 Where's the crime site? 332 00:29:52,075 --> 00:29:52,905 Over here. 333 00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:59,066 It was horrible. Hiding in the corner, with those... 334 00:30:00,158 --> 00:30:02,115 ...eight big hairy feet and... 335 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:07,735 This is Odile Deray, who discovered the body. 336 00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:09,906 Do you know Det. Biales? 337 00:30:11,617 --> 00:30:15,149 Born in 1950 in the town of Oran, Algeria... 338 00:30:15,367 --> 00:30:19,029 ...his mother was vaudeville star, Alicia Lampero. 339 00:30:19,242 --> 00:30:21,696 His father, Maurice, was a gendarme. 340 00:30:21,908 --> 00:30:25,441 Patrick Humphrey Tiburce Biales was an only child. 341 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,815 Fortunately, his mother joined in his childhood games... 342 00:30:31,367 --> 00:30:34,282 ...because Mr. Biales was rarely at home. 343 00:30:36,825 --> 00:30:38,153 In 1962... 344 00:30:38,367 --> 00:30:39,908 ...the Biales family left Algeria... 345 00:30:40,117 --> 00:30:41,527 ...for Nice. 346 00:30:42,117 --> 00:30:44,239 Then they took a bus... 347 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,242 ...to Cannes. 348 00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:48,027 Patrick was twelve. 349 00:30:48,742 --> 00:30:50,117 Wanting to please both... 350 00:30:50,325 --> 00:30:51,949 ...his mother and father,.. 351 00:30:52,158 --> 00:30:53,818 ...he was torn between the stage... 352 00:30:54,033 --> 00:30:55,657 ...and the police. But... 353 00:30:55,867 --> 00:30:58,533 ...destiny decided for him because, in 1968... 354 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,405 ...during the May riots, his father died... 355 00:31:01,617 --> 00:31:04,189 ...his head stuck in a subway grating. 356 00:31:06,492 --> 00:31:08,567 So he took up the badge... 357 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,491 ...and left the trapeze behind. 358 00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:15,154 1971. He finished 10th in the Nice Police Academy... 359 00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:18,816 ...with a B minus average, which doesn't suck. 360 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:24,774 After solving two mysteries, he got his gold badge. 361 00:31:26,825 --> 00:31:27,821 How many letters? 362 00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:28,780 Nine. 363 00:31:31,117 --> 00:31:31,650 Policeman. 364 00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:36,321 He won the regional playoffs of Letters and Numbers... 365 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:39,898 ...and so was promoted... 366 00:31:40,117 --> 00:31:44,028 ...to Chief Detective of Cannes, the post he still occupies. 367 00:31:45,783 --> 00:31:46,614 Nice to meet you. 368 00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:56,491 We're friends of the body discoverer. 369 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:57,980 All right. Go ahead. 370 00:32:00,075 --> 00:32:01,983 Not you! No sneakers! 371 00:32:06,908 --> 00:32:08,071 Is Miss Deray here? 372 00:32:08,283 --> 00:32:11,318 She went to change. Then they took her to the station. 373 00:32:13,242 --> 00:32:15,529 That's very inconvenient. 374 00:32:16,283 --> 00:32:19,899 I got here 4 hours ago. They gave me this guy to protect. 375 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,441 So I protect him. That's my job. 376 00:32:24,658 --> 00:32:25,939 Right. I understand. 377 00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:27,902 First he vomits in the car. 378 00:32:28,117 --> 00:32:30,902 Really disgusting. Who knows if it'll come clean. 379 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:34,400 Then, in the room, same thing. We had an appt. at a restaurant. 380 00:32:34,617 --> 00:32:38,315 He's hungry. And he ate nothing. He drank O.J. 381 00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:40,193 We wait. She doesn't come. 382 00:32:40,408 --> 00:32:42,898 See that? It's a Cin-a-thon! 383 00:32:43,117 --> 00:32:46,365 Right. A Cin-a-thon. So now what do I do with this guy? 384 00:32:46,575 --> 00:32:47,275 Yeah, I see. 385 00:32:47,492 --> 00:32:50,277 It's amazing. That's my 1st real Cin-a-thon. 386 00:32:50,492 --> 00:32:53,028 Go take a closer look. 387 00:32:54,033 --> 00:32:57,566 So, anyway, she calls me. She says she discovered another body. 388 00:32:57,783 --> 00:33:02,489 So she'll be late. Right. So how long does it take to discover a body? 389 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,110 What? 1 hour, 1 1/2? 390 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:05,364 Tops. 391 00:33:06,783 --> 00:33:08,491 Don't touch stuff. 392 00:33:11,492 --> 00:33:15,321 It's been over 2 hours. What am I supposed to do with him? 393 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:17,525 Think of taking him to Aqua-Splash? 394 00:33:17,825 --> 00:33:21,523 No. Hey, Simon, tomorrow we go to Aqua-Splash. 395 00:33:26,117 --> 00:33:27,658 There's the orange juice. 396 00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:38,565 I'm Philippe Garcia and this is Dets. Sens and Bestel. 397 00:33:39,158 --> 00:33:40,486 It's my duty to inform you... 398 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:42,242 ...this will all be filmed. 399 00:33:45,033 --> 00:33:47,605 No, Detective. The thingamajig is busted. 400 00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:50,231 Bestel fucked the whole thing up. 401 00:33:52,617 --> 00:33:56,197 It's my duty to inform you, this will all be not filmed. 402 00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:23,648 Miss Deray, you can't eat frankfurters in here. 403 00:34:24,033 --> 00:34:25,113 NO EATING FRANKS 404 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:28,193 What are you going to do? 405 00:34:29,325 --> 00:34:31,116 Lock me up for frank eatery? 406 00:34:42,658 --> 00:34:47,032 Tell us about your relationship to the victims... 407 00:34:47,408 --> 00:34:49,945 ...Mr. Jacques and... what's the other guy's name? 408 00:34:50,158 --> 00:34:50,941 Mireille. 409 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,364 I hired them and then they died. 410 00:34:57,075 --> 00:34:59,067 So it's the 2nd murder... 411 00:34:59,783 --> 00:35:01,443 ...involving this film. 412 00:35:01,658 --> 00:35:02,489 Right. 413 00:35:03,033 --> 00:35:04,408 Good for publicity. 414 00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:11,106 And your job is whipping interest for the film. Am I mistaken? 415 00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:12,700 Yes, "whipping interest". 416 00:35:13,867 --> 00:35:15,242 It's "whipping up interest". 417 00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:19,567 Let's not get picky. 418 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:24,398 You think I'm stupid enough to kill people like in my film... 419 00:35:24,617 --> 00:35:25,861 ...so it'll be more successful? 420 00:35:26,408 --> 00:35:29,111 No one said you were stupid. 421 00:35:29,658 --> 00:35:33,274 I did, at first. But now I think you're wonderful. 422 00:35:33,908 --> 00:35:36,445 I didn't kill them, if that's what you're thinking. 423 00:35:38,325 --> 00:35:40,068 I'll take a lie detector test. 424 00:35:40,825 --> 00:35:41,821 Why not? 425 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:43,444 We can't, boss. 426 00:35:43,658 --> 00:35:47,902 Bestel was trying something, hooked it to his C.B. and it went... 427 00:35:48,408 --> 00:35:49,488 All right, all right. 428 00:35:50,158 --> 00:35:52,115 Don't leave Cannes for a while. 429 00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:54,617 I have no intention of leaving. 430 00:35:54,908 --> 00:35:58,489 With all that's happened, I've got work to do. 431 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,866 I was at the Cameo. Look what we found. 432 00:36:02,783 --> 00:36:03,365 A finger. 433 00:36:04,783 --> 00:36:07,355 No, I'm kidding. This is what we found. 434 00:36:13,575 --> 00:36:15,199 Fabric? 435 00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,780 What could that be? 436 00:36:18,992 --> 00:36:20,272 Fabric has existed... 437 00:36:20,492 --> 00:36:21,654 ...since ancient times. 438 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:25,529 It's estimated that it was invented about a long time ago, B.C. 439 00:36:26,242 --> 00:36:29,573 "The ant is no lender," as La Fontaine said. 440 00:36:29,783 --> 00:36:33,197 Back on the national front, and the murder of the Green Rep... 441 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,400 J.P. Martoni has been indicted... 442 00:36:35,617 --> 00:36:39,742 but the N.R.P. leader can't be found, despite numerous court summons. 443 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:42,440 Our correspondant, Jacques Izdelebrouf. 444 00:36:46,325 --> 00:36:50,450 We seem to have a slight technical problem. 445 00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:56,523 Let's go directly to the Festival. Tonight, the official... 446 00:36:56,742 --> 00:37:00,985 ...screening of Octet - The Blacksmith's Resignation... 447 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,942 ...by the Uzbek director Mirjovsky Ibisklivackse... 448 00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:08,778 ...whose moving portrayal of... 449 00:37:13,367 --> 00:37:14,232 All right. 450 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,400 I'm told the report isn't quite ready. 451 00:37:18,617 --> 00:37:22,528 Also in beaut, beauti... - makes me stammer -- 452 00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:27,945 ...beautiful Cannes, the 2nd murder of a projectionist... 453 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,866 ...with hammer and sickle... 454 00:37:30,075 --> 00:37:33,109 ...as he projected the film Red is Dead. 455 00:37:33,325 --> 00:37:35,897 The press agent is being questioned by Det. Biales,.. 456 00:37:36,117 --> 00:37:37,907 ...says she knows nothing... 457 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:41,485 ...but also says, "See the movie." Now... 458 00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:48,867 I'm told no report. 459 00:37:52,242 --> 00:37:54,032 CANNES - DAY THREE 460 00:37:55,783 --> 00:37:56,815 What time is it? 461 00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:58,575 Nine-thirty Ayem. 462 00:37:58,783 --> 00:37:59,400 Already? 463 00:37:59,617 --> 00:38:00,945 My watch is a little fast. 464 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:08,154 Last night, the official screening of The Suicide of Herman Brooks... 465 00:38:08,367 --> 00:38:09,825 ...by Verner Skobletsin. 466 00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:11,278 You like your new room? 467 00:38:11,492 --> 00:38:14,444 Fine. Don't sit there. He vomited again. 468 00:38:14,658 --> 00:38:15,903 ...the famous fartman... 469 00:38:16,117 --> 00:38:18,571 ...Mizou Mizou, who lit up... 470 00:38:18,783 --> 00:38:20,526 ...the walk with his presence. 471 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:22,942 Mizou had performed... 472 00:38:23,158 --> 00:38:24,321 the evening before... 473 00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:25,364 all of Carmen 474 00:38:25,575 --> 00:38:29,570 Everything's going great. There's a lot of light on the film. 475 00:38:29,783 --> 00:38:33,825 The Americans want remake rights. I'm negotiating with the Germans. 476 00:38:34,033 --> 00:38:37,898 Kara, hurry up. The press conference is at 11. 477 00:38:39,825 --> 00:38:40,655 I'll get it. 478 00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:46,195 Sarah Connor? 479 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:47,523 Next door. 480 00:38:51,533 --> 00:38:54,865 I've got lots of press. Even two political reporters. 481 00:38:55,450 --> 00:38:57,489 This conference is big. 482 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,277 Sarah Connor? 483 00:38:59,492 --> 00:39:00,239 Yes? 484 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:04,949 Simon, sell this film for me. 485 00:39:05,158 --> 00:39:06,984 Find some gimmicks, catch phrases. 486 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,030 Like what? 487 00:39:08,242 --> 00:39:09,819 Well, like, like... 488 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:12,778 ...catch phrases! 489 00:39:12,992 --> 00:39:15,446 - Like what? - Like catch phrases! 490 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,234 Kara, you really have to be his bodyguard. 491 00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:21,774 I want to really dazzle them. 492 00:39:22,575 --> 00:39:23,855 I believe, I believe! 493 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:28,527 Could you stop smoking in my face? I'm trying to quit. 494 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:30,200 How did you do it? I can't. 495 00:39:30,408 --> 00:39:33,194 I just play the trumpet. It's a substitute. 496 00:39:33,408 --> 00:39:36,740 I get it. You make the same motions. 497 00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:38,148 Same notes, too. 498 00:39:39,325 --> 00:39:40,107 Because... 499 00:39:40,325 --> 00:39:43,110 Ready Simon? All decked out? 500 00:39:46,992 --> 00:39:50,738 Right. I'd better do something. 501 00:40:40,783 --> 00:40:42,858 TOOLS AND MACHINERY 502 00:41:07,117 --> 00:41:08,943 You know Christine, from cosmetics? 503 00:41:09,158 --> 00:41:10,273 The one with the pimples? 504 00:41:10,492 --> 00:41:13,823 Yeah, the ugly one. She found a man. 505 00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:14,567 She didn't! 506 00:41:14,783 --> 00:41:17,782 I swear. She gets him home, on the couch... 507 00:41:17,992 --> 00:41:22,069 ...and she comes back 5 mins. later, naked, says, "What's your pleasure?" 508 00:41:22,283 --> 00:41:24,156 And what did he do? 509 00:41:24,367 --> 00:41:28,361 He beat it out of there. So I told her, next time be romantic. 510 00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:30,075 We're starting. 511 00:41:30,783 --> 00:41:33,782 So the next time, she's going to take a bath... 512 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:36,564 ...so she won't go naked; she wraps the quilt around her. 513 00:41:36,783 --> 00:41:38,775 And the guy froze his balls off? 514 00:41:38,992 --> 00:41:42,156 So the quilt gets caught in the door. 515 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:45,567 So to get loose, she drops the quilt. And he says,.. 516 00:41:45,783 --> 00:41:49,446 ..."It's only cellulite. I love you just the way you are." 517 00:41:49,658 --> 00:41:51,282 Unbelievable! 518 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:55,106 I swear! 519 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,320 This is her first boyfriend. 520 00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:06,484 - With those pimples - - You're not interested? 521 00:42:07,033 --> 00:42:08,824 The two in the back, not interested? 522 00:42:10,825 --> 00:42:11,490 Sure we are. 523 00:42:12,742 --> 00:42:14,117 I'll repeat it for you. 524 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:20,075 After the screening, you'll have Q&A with Simon Jeremi... 525 00:42:20,283 --> 00:42:22,855 ...the star of Red is Dead. 526 00:42:35,783 --> 00:42:38,818 Of course, I've provided a list of the killer's victims. 527 00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:41,783 The real killer, not the one in the movie. 528 00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:44,731 The widows are here as well. 529 00:42:48,908 --> 00:42:52,441 Thanks for your attention. Enjoy the movie! 530 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,483 No, not at all. 531 00:43:01,783 --> 00:43:05,695 Darling, there's no risk, or I wouldn't get a risk bonus. 532 00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:19,278 I do all this to make you happy. And then you... 533 00:43:20,242 --> 00:43:21,522 Hold on a second. 534 00:43:23,242 --> 00:43:26,241 If you have to step out a second, then go ahead. 535 00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:27,399 I can't leave you alone. 536 00:43:27,825 --> 00:43:28,988 But you're sick. 537 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,363 Go relieve yourself. 538 00:43:31,283 --> 00:43:32,149 Relieve yourself. 539 00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:39,154 What was I saying? 540 00:43:41,783 --> 00:43:43,242 It stinks in here. 541 00:43:44,450 --> 00:43:45,115 I'm going. 542 00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:46,321 By all means. 543 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,447 Go ahead. 544 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:48,865 I'm next door. 545 00:43:49,408 --> 00:43:50,357 I know where. 546 00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:52,650 May I? 547 00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:54,609 Whatever. Take it all. 548 00:43:55,992 --> 00:43:57,071 This'll kill me. 549 00:44:04,325 --> 00:44:04,990 Martine! 550 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,114 Security! 551 00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:20,240 I'll pick it up on the way home. 552 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:21,774 It won't kill me. 553 00:44:22,450 --> 00:44:24,323 You here for the festival? 554 00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:26,947 He's back. 555 00:44:28,117 --> 00:44:28,982 I'm being cut off. 556 00:44:32,658 --> 00:44:35,693 You could hurt yourself with that thing. 557 00:44:36,117 --> 00:44:37,824 Let me help. Just say the word. 558 00:44:39,742 --> 00:44:41,817 So what's going on? 559 00:44:42,033 --> 00:44:43,741 I'm seropositive. 560 00:44:45,408 --> 00:44:46,404 I was just kidding! 561 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,573 Fuck! I don't need this. 562 00:45:19,908 --> 00:45:21,283 Out of the way! 563 00:45:23,783 --> 00:45:24,863 I really got to shit! 564 00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:11,488 Meanwhile, in Vera Cruz... 565 00:46:12,408 --> 00:46:13,902 Anything else? 566 00:46:14,367 --> 00:46:15,991 That will be all, thanks. 567 00:46:17,658 --> 00:46:18,856 How much is that? 568 00:46:19,075 --> 00:46:20,485 13.95 569 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,402 Outa the way, fucking mimes! 570 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,857 Are you all right? 571 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,231 You need something? 572 00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:34,363 No, it's all right. I have paper. 573 00:48:37,992 --> 00:48:39,734 CANNES - DAY FOUR 574 00:48:40,408 --> 00:48:41,689 KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 575 00:48:42,158 --> 00:48:43,818 Fax it to me right away. 576 00:48:44,242 --> 00:48:47,940 For the Tuesday screening, an American company... 577 00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:51,193 ...will sell us the latest in metal detectors. 578 00:48:51,408 --> 00:48:54,407 I'm still waiting for tomorrow's guest list. 579 00:48:55,867 --> 00:48:59,316 It's 300,000 more but it's top-of-the-line. 580 00:48:59,950 --> 00:49:04,359 Extra. Cannes Killer Strikes Again! 581 00:49:05,033 --> 00:49:08,151 Red is Dead takes Festival by storm!.. 582 00:49:13,658 --> 00:49:15,069 Five cents, sir. 583 00:49:20,367 --> 00:49:21,647 Martoni still a suspect. 584 00:49:21,867 --> 00:49:24,533 The police are questioning a deaf eye-witness. 585 00:49:26,658 --> 00:49:29,990 Here's the ad for the new projectionist. 586 00:49:31,117 --> 00:49:33,820 Yes. Already three dead. 587 00:49:39,908 --> 00:49:40,655 Read it to me. 588 00:49:40,867 --> 00:49:45,359 "SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING. JUJIT. HLPFL. CLL. HOT. MART." 589 00:49:45,575 --> 00:49:48,360 Add "more if compatible." It's more personal. 590 00:49:48,575 --> 00:49:49,690 Absolutely. 591 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,073 There's 1 with a ringer, too. 592 00:49:52,283 --> 00:49:56,823 Let's say you pass by and you're wearing braces... 593 00:49:59,408 --> 00:50:02,111 Almost got me. Pretty good item. 594 00:50:04,117 --> 00:50:05,741 I'm not sure about the color. 595 00:50:07,742 --> 00:50:08,904 White tuxedo. 596 00:50:09,742 --> 00:50:13,274 And there's one with Tahitian music. 597 00:50:15,450 --> 00:50:18,235 The P.M. edition! 598 00:50:22,408 --> 00:50:24,400 You can mix sounds. 599 00:50:28,617 --> 00:50:29,198 In any case,.. 600 00:50:29,408 --> 00:50:33,154 ...in Cannes, death doesn't bring you down, right Jocelyne? 601 00:50:34,325 --> 00:50:38,154 Right. Last night, the official screening... 602 00:50:38,742 --> 00:50:42,819 ...of Volapuk Zoltek, by Govaschlisev Scumsky... 603 00:50:43,033 --> 00:50:46,151 ...was upstaged by the Red is Dead party. 604 00:50:46,575 --> 00:50:49,278 Three deaths in three days... 605 00:50:49,492 --> 00:50:52,491 ...have made this film the sweetheart of Cannes. 606 00:50:52,783 --> 00:50:54,443 A real fairy tale... 607 00:50:54,658 --> 00:50:58,570 ...for Red is Dead, which is being snatched up sight-unseen. 608 00:50:59,658 --> 00:51:02,325 To celebrate, the film's producers... 609 00:51:02,533 --> 00:51:06,196 ...last night threw a "Murder Party" at the Villa Belair. 610 00:51:08,575 --> 00:51:10,483 Stars from all over... 611 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,491 ...mingled with reporters. 612 00:51:13,408 --> 00:51:15,696 Cake, champagne, fireworks... 613 00:51:15,908 --> 00:51:18,315 ...nothing was left out, not even the hammer... 614 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,367 ...and sickle, the evening's motif. 615 00:51:22,325 --> 00:51:24,151 The woman behind the scandal, or at least... 616 00:51:24,367 --> 00:51:26,821 ...the glory, was bursting with joy... 617 00:51:27,325 --> 00:51:29,233 ...although she had reservations. 618 00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:33,233 There's too much talk about the events... 619 00:51:33,450 --> 00:51:36,200 ...and perhaps not enough about the film itself. 620 00:51:36,408 --> 00:51:38,483 But it's true this is great. 621 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,359 And you, Simon? Happy? 622 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,524 He's real happy! 623 00:51:44,325 --> 00:51:46,068 Busy with his investigation... 624 00:51:46,283 --> 00:51:49,069 Det. Biales nevertheless had this to say: 625 00:51:49,658 --> 00:51:51,697 Let the police do their job. 626 00:51:51,908 --> 00:51:54,114 We'll catch this murderer. 627 00:51:55,158 --> 00:51:58,442 What's the killer's motive? Who will be the next victim? 628 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:02,656 No matter. Last night in Cannes, it was time to celebrate. 629 00:52:02,867 --> 00:52:03,567 Thank you, Jocelyne. 630 00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,191 Are Lapp beavers hermaphrodites? 631 00:52:06,408 --> 00:52:08,779 That's the question for this Belgian scientist... 632 00:52:12,867 --> 00:52:15,901 What? No, we're all booked up. 633 00:52:16,117 --> 00:52:18,488 For three weeks. 634 00:52:20,367 --> 00:52:22,109 This guy's dreaming. 635 00:52:23,117 --> 00:52:26,234 I have an appt. with Det. Biales. Odile Deray. 636 00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:34,315 Comment allez-vous? Je vais très bien. 637 00:52:35,158 --> 00:52:38,774 Etes-vous rouge? Etes-vous morte? 638 00:52:38,992 --> 00:52:41,695 J'ai très faim, et vous? 639 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:43,355 Oui, manger, Pauly. 640 00:52:43,575 --> 00:52:47,155 La plume de ma tante est sur le bureau de mon oncle. 641 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:52,072 Vive la différence! La Fayette nous voici... 642 00:52:52,283 --> 00:52:55,318 ...toujours l'amour! C'est formidable! 643 00:52:55,533 --> 00:52:56,198 Formibubble! 644 00:52:56,408 --> 00:52:59,941 Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? 645 00:53:00,158 --> 00:53:01,403 Bien sûr. 646 00:53:02,242 --> 00:53:03,783 Regardez-moi. 647 00:53:05,033 --> 00:53:06,065 Follow me, please. 648 00:53:06,283 --> 00:53:07,114 Ja. 649 00:53:19,825 --> 00:53:21,449 WAR AND PEACE 650 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:23,567 Waiting long? 651 00:53:24,492 --> 00:53:26,483 No, I just got here. 652 00:53:27,283 --> 00:53:28,907 Excuse me, Det... 653 00:53:29,742 --> 00:53:30,406 Patrick. 654 00:53:33,117 --> 00:53:36,032 I had to debrief the projectionist for tomorrow. 655 00:53:36,242 --> 00:53:37,486 He'll be up all night. 656 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:38,649 Thanks. And bring us... 657 00:53:38,867 --> 00:53:40,147 ...some snapawogs... 658 00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:43,648 ...to peck on. 659 00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:52,158 Some job getting out all the invitations. 660 00:53:52,450 --> 00:53:55,947 Will the Lt. Governor be there? Will Martoni come? 661 00:53:58,283 --> 00:54:00,405 If Martoni comes, the Lt. Gov. won't. 662 00:54:00,908 --> 00:54:04,773 Enough about your movie. Tell me about yourself, sweepea. 663 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:05,573 Odile. 664 00:54:05,908 --> 00:54:08,658 I'm Odile. Sweepea is Popeye's friend. 665 00:54:09,742 --> 00:54:12,196 Sweepea is Popeye's baby. His friend is Wimpie. 666 00:54:14,367 --> 00:54:15,031 Oh, sorry. 667 00:54:16,242 --> 00:54:18,115 It's this film. All this pressure. 668 00:54:18,325 --> 00:54:19,570 Tell me about yourself. 669 00:54:22,825 --> 00:54:23,988 Where do you come from? 670 00:54:24,908 --> 00:54:27,149 Dijon. I started out as press agent for... 671 00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:28,991 ..."Mustard & Movies". 672 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,524 Fascinating. What was it about? 673 00:54:32,742 --> 00:54:34,152 Mustard and movies. 674 00:54:34,783 --> 00:54:35,946 Great. 675 00:54:37,075 --> 00:54:39,067 My first car was a Peugeot. 676 00:54:39,283 --> 00:54:40,446 Incredible. 677 00:54:41,033 --> 00:54:43,783 My cousins slept at my grandma's. 678 00:54:44,158 --> 00:54:45,533 Fabulous. 679 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,822 So I slept downstairs, 'cause I lent him my sweater. 680 00:54:50,867 --> 00:54:52,195 You're wonderful. 681 00:54:55,658 --> 00:54:56,240 Are you married? 682 00:54:59,992 --> 00:55:01,569 Your snapawogs. 683 00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:05,986 Careful, the plate is hot. 684 00:55:06,575 --> 00:55:09,147 Don't eat me! Don't eat me! 685 00:55:12,158 --> 00:55:15,821 I was married; we split up four years ago. 686 00:55:17,117 --> 00:55:20,863 He was big in tripe. You know "Le Mans Tripe - Always Ripe"? 687 00:55:23,158 --> 00:55:24,486 It was famous back home. 688 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:25,988 And since then? 689 00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:27,031 No one. 690 00:55:27,617 --> 00:55:30,734 No one? Not one affair in four years? 691 00:55:35,283 --> 00:55:36,315 Don't you miss it? 692 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:37,946 Not at all. 693 00:55:44,992 --> 00:55:46,818 What's the House Special Venipudding? 694 00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:47,780 It's delicious! 695 00:55:51,242 --> 00:55:53,317 Two venison legs - it's for two. 696 00:55:56,158 --> 00:55:59,358 Two venison legs, firm... 697 00:56:01,075 --> 00:56:03,611 ...and slightly parted... 698 00:56:05,533 --> 00:56:07,572 ...and stuffed with thick cream... 699 00:56:09,075 --> 00:56:11,150 ...drenched in hot white wine, dripping... 700 00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:13,489 ...over the fleshy part... 701 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,315 ...of the animal. 702 00:56:19,575 --> 00:56:22,609 They're snugly tied... 703 00:56:23,408 --> 00:56:24,985 ...on a bed of watercress. 704 00:56:28,117 --> 00:56:30,902 - How's the watercress? - It's at once tender... 705 00:56:31,867 --> 00:56:33,360 ...and tough. 706 00:56:36,117 --> 00:56:39,400 Tied, really tied? It can't get away? 707 00:56:39,617 --> 00:56:42,106 The watercress is my slave. 708 00:56:56,450 --> 00:56:58,572 Where were you? Odile was looking for you. 709 00:56:59,117 --> 00:57:00,575 Wait. 710 00:57:01,783 --> 00:57:03,822 I bust my ass... 711 00:57:04,033 --> 00:57:05,361 ...all day... 712 00:57:05,575 --> 00:57:08,147 ...for your safety! Right or wrong? 713 00:57:08,742 --> 00:57:09,691 Right. 714 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,654 And this Odile Deray... 715 00:57:15,242 --> 00:57:16,735 ...can't tell me where she is! 716 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,193 But I know where she is. 717 00:57:19,408 --> 00:57:20,440 Should I take you home? 718 00:57:20,992 --> 00:57:22,190 Wanna know where? 719 00:57:22,658 --> 00:57:24,449 She's with Rick Hunter. 720 00:57:26,950 --> 00:57:27,981 What does this... 721 00:57:30,325 --> 00:57:32,198 ...Rick Hunter know about women? 722 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:33,733 I don't know. 723 00:57:35,867 --> 00:57:36,567 Nothing. 724 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,277 He knows nothing. 725 00:57:41,075 --> 00:57:42,983 Hey, that's not your bottle! 726 00:57:46,325 --> 00:57:47,570 But I know. 727 00:57:48,242 --> 00:57:51,822 Every one I escorted I fucked. 728 00:57:53,742 --> 00:57:56,694 Irina De Frosberger - fucked her. 729 00:57:58,992 --> 00:58:02,240 Jocelyne Turner - fucked her. 730 00:58:04,367 --> 00:58:07,982 Prince Patrick of Moldavia- fucked him. 731 00:58:08,783 --> 00:58:11,533 I was plastered but I did anyway fuck him. 732 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:20,114 Odile Deray. Ms. Odile Deray... 733 00:58:21,033 --> 00:58:22,196 ...I can't fuck her. 734 00:58:28,992 --> 00:58:31,398 'Cause like... 735 00:58:31,617 --> 00:58:34,948 ...she, I can't fuck her. 736 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:42,947 What was I saying? 737 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:55,068 - You like Mozart? - Yes, which is it? 738 00:58:55,617 --> 00:58:56,731 The latest one. 739 00:59:00,367 --> 00:59:02,773 Come, Odile. Come on in. 740 00:59:17,408 --> 00:59:18,404 Whisky? 741 00:59:18,617 --> 00:59:19,731 A quickie. 742 00:59:20,617 --> 00:59:22,324 Don't want a whisky first? 743 01:01:25,867 --> 01:01:26,732 You have a brush? 744 01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,073 Thanks. So were you. 745 01:01:29,742 --> 01:01:30,904 You were wonderful. 746 01:01:31,575 --> 01:01:32,903 In the drawer, near the phone. 747 01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:46,991 CANNES KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 748 01:01:53,283 --> 01:01:55,192 "SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING... 749 01:01:55,408 --> 01:01:57,116 "CLL. HOT. MART... 750 01:01:57,533 --> 01:01:58,814 "MORE IF COMPATIBLE." 751 01:02:03,283 --> 01:02:04,777 Know the difference between... 752 01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,023 ...a fridge and a woman? 753 01:02:11,783 --> 01:02:12,779 It's so silly. 754 01:02:18,575 --> 01:02:20,650 A fridge doesn't moan when you take... 755 01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:25,898 ...your meat out. 756 01:02:28,825 --> 01:02:30,235 Pretty funny, huh? 757 01:02:31,533 --> 01:02:33,904 A little racy, but funny. 758 01:02:46,658 --> 01:02:48,733 Fuck Odile Deray! 759 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:52,986 We're going now, we're going. 760 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,152 I get my hands on her, I'll punch her lights out! 761 01:02:57,075 --> 01:03:00,940 And we'll pay for the damages. No problem. 762 01:03:01,158 --> 01:03:02,735 I'll break her face, that bitch! 763 01:03:11,242 --> 01:03:13,945 You wouldn't believe what I just found out! 764 01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:15,818 We have to... 765 01:03:20,575 --> 01:03:21,820 DUE TO BUDGETARY LIMITS... 766 01:03:22,033 --> 01:03:24,440 ...THE SOUNDTRACK OF THIS SCENE WAS PRODUCED ORALLY 767 01:03:30,408 --> 01:03:35,067 No one ever died from credit problems. 768 01:03:43,242 --> 01:03:46,857 This job is great. People kill over a gig like this! 769 01:04:06,367 --> 01:04:08,572 - Goddamn, you do a great cat! - Thanks. 770 01:04:08,867 --> 01:04:10,408 I mean it. Really. 771 01:04:10,617 --> 01:04:12,241 Thanks, from the bottom of my heart. 772 01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:13,992 You ordered coffee? 773 01:04:14,533 --> 01:04:16,406 Shh! We're recording. 774 01:04:16,617 --> 01:04:17,731 Excuse me for living! 775 01:04:17,950 --> 01:04:18,816 Oh shut up! 776 01:04:19,033 --> 01:04:20,278 - Shut your face! - Suck me off! 777 01:04:20,492 --> 01:04:21,654 I'm being snipped off! 778 01:04:22,783 --> 01:04:25,273 No! It's "cut off," not "snipped off"! 779 01:04:25,492 --> 01:04:26,025 Really? 780 01:04:26,242 --> 01:04:27,522 Weren't you watching? 781 01:04:27,742 --> 01:04:31,902 I do this part-time. I can't get full-time, so I'm... 782 01:04:32,117 --> 01:04:33,824 You could take an interest! 783 01:04:34,033 --> 01:04:35,575 I'm trying but it's not very... 784 01:04:35,783 --> 01:04:38,190 Look! The killer is wounded! 785 01:04:39,117 --> 01:04:40,694 He hurt his finger! 786 01:04:40,908 --> 01:04:41,988 He got hurt bad! 787 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:43,777 Yeah. His finger. 788 01:04:44,492 --> 01:04:46,282 WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE... 789 01:04:46,492 --> 01:04:48,863 ...THAT THE SOUNDTRACK WILL NOW BE NORMAL. 790 01:04:49,075 --> 01:04:50,652 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 791 01:04:51,742 --> 01:04:53,568 CANNES - FINAL DAY 792 01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:57,950 Who Gets It Next? 793 01:04:58,158 --> 01:05:00,565 Who's The Next Victim? 794 01:05:00,783 --> 01:05:01,863 Who Will Dare... 795 01:05:02,492 --> 01:05:03,867 Oh, sorry. 796 01:05:06,658 --> 01:05:09,492 HAMMER AND SICKLE KILLER 797 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,443 HAMMOR PICKLE KILLER 798 01:05:18,117 --> 01:05:19,315 Here comes lethal weapon. 799 01:05:25,117 --> 01:05:26,527 Where were you? 800 01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:32,274 Well, I had to take care of... 801 01:05:32,492 --> 01:05:35,775 While you were taking care, I got a projectionist for tonight. 802 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:41,109 The Festival direct line. Now we can always reach you. 803 01:05:41,325 --> 01:05:43,364 - Calf's head? - For me. 804 01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:46,652 Where is the projectionist? 805 01:05:46,867 --> 01:05:48,942 Be right here. He went to get a paper. 806 01:05:49,742 --> 01:05:51,864 Want the eyes? I don't eat them. 807 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:55,236 Hey, he better buy... 808 01:05:56,033 --> 01:06:00,075 ...tomorrow's paper, because he's not in today's. 809 01:06:02,575 --> 01:06:06,700 He should buy tomorrow's paper, about his death. 810 01:06:09,575 --> 01:06:13,783 And I entrusted tonight's security to... 811 01:06:14,783 --> 01:06:16,822 How could I trust a guy like that? 812 01:06:17,033 --> 01:06:18,859 Come on! I just had a few too many. 813 01:06:19,075 --> 01:06:22,691 Shut up, Kara. Not you. I was talking about Patrick... 814 01:06:23,867 --> 01:06:25,775 ...about Det. Biales. 815 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,106 Strange, those letters... 816 01:06:33,325 --> 01:06:36,905 ...the killer leaves. O.D.I., now L. 817 01:06:37,492 --> 01:06:41,949 What does it mean? LIDO? Maybe it's a dancer. 818 01:06:42,283 --> 01:06:43,611 Pass the tripe. 819 01:06:46,408 --> 01:06:49,028 One thing about the murders. I have a theory. 820 01:06:49,242 --> 01:06:50,522 Pass the sugar. 821 01:06:52,825 --> 01:06:55,824 I'm pwitty sure it's a siwial kiwuh. 822 01:06:56,742 --> 01:06:57,275 What? 823 01:06:58,742 --> 01:07:01,066 I think it's a siwial kiwuh. 824 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:08,941 A serial killer. A killer in series. 825 01:07:10,950 --> 01:07:12,408 Siwial kiwuh. 826 01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:14,981 That's what I said. 827 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:20,065 We're all out of brains. Would you like some heart? 828 01:07:20,283 --> 01:07:21,860 OK, heart. Make sure it's raw. 829 01:07:24,825 --> 01:07:28,405 Biales has the profile. 830 01:07:28,617 --> 01:07:31,367 He has everything they describe in F.B.I. studies. 831 01:07:31,575 --> 01:07:32,606 For example? 832 01:07:38,033 --> 01:07:41,980 Everything. The close-cut suits, the haughty attitude... 833 01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:44,152 ...those skinny fingers... 834 01:07:44,575 --> 01:07:47,693 ...the way he says, "Let the police do their job"... 835 01:07:47,908 --> 01:07:48,691 Relax, Kara! 836 01:07:48,908 --> 01:07:50,236 I'm relaxed. 837 01:07:51,117 --> 01:07:53,274 A piece of potatoe there. 838 01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:59,819 You can't know how a woman feels when a man disappoints her. 839 01:08:00,658 --> 01:08:02,318 How do we catch Biales? 840 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:09,485 I thought of a giant booby trap... 841 01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:13,529 ...with a big piece of cheese. The killer sees... 842 01:08:13,742 --> 01:08:15,235 Quiet! Here he is! 843 01:08:24,992 --> 01:08:26,071 Emile! 844 01:08:26,283 --> 01:08:28,322 Emile Gravier, our projectionist,.. 845 01:08:28,533 --> 01:08:30,490 ...Simon Jeremi, star of Red is Dead... 846 01:08:31,825 --> 01:08:34,528 ...and Serge Karamazov, in charge of your security. 847 01:08:37,450 --> 01:08:40,698 You haven't changed, Emile. How long has it been? 848 01:08:42,117 --> 01:08:45,614 16 years, 8 months, 21 days... 849 01:08:46,325 --> 01:08:48,198 ...4 hours... 37 minutes. 850 01:08:49,575 --> 01:08:50,606 It was a Tuesday. 851 01:08:51,283 --> 01:08:52,197 Been a while! 852 01:08:53,783 --> 01:08:56,024 I was working at "Mustard & Movies." 853 01:08:58,117 --> 01:08:58,650 In Dijon. 854 01:09:00,742 --> 01:09:01,940 That's where I met Odile. 855 01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:04,657 We were a hell of a team. 856 01:09:04,867 --> 01:09:06,657 Who was it? There was... 857 01:09:07,742 --> 01:09:09,152 ...there was Henri... 858 01:09:09,908 --> 01:09:11,367 And the tall one. 859 01:09:11,783 --> 01:09:12,448 André. 860 01:09:12,867 --> 01:09:13,898 No, the tall one! 861 01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:16,027 - André. - No, the tall one! 862 01:09:16,992 --> 01:09:18,236 And little Sylvie. 863 01:09:21,283 --> 01:09:22,279 We had some laughs! 864 01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,195 And the mother... 865 01:09:27,408 --> 01:09:29,696 Sylvie's mother was a baker. 866 01:09:29,908 --> 01:09:33,606 And she had a bakery on the corner of Michel and Didelot. 867 01:09:34,533 --> 01:09:35,198 Michel... 868 01:09:35,408 --> 01:09:36,523 ...or Pasteur? 869 01:09:37,617 --> 01:09:41,197 Anyway, so we all get there, and her father... 870 01:09:41,950 --> 01:09:43,148 ...Sylvie's father's name was... 871 01:09:43,367 --> 01:09:45,323 ...Paul, and there was big André... 872 01:09:45,533 --> 01:09:47,193 ...no, Henri. Right Odile? 873 01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:50,029 What a guy! 874 01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:55,358 So the guy comes in and says, "One loaf, please!" 875 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,231 In a butcher shop. 876 01:10:05,158 --> 01:10:05,858 I told it wrong. 877 01:10:08,033 --> 01:10:09,029 You better go now. 878 01:10:09,242 --> 01:10:10,652 If you're working tonight... 879 01:10:10,867 --> 01:10:12,657 ...you'd better get a look at the machine. 880 01:10:13,408 --> 01:10:16,075 Kara, could you take him to the center? 881 01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:20,569 Thanks, Emile. That's a load off my head. 882 01:10:28,242 --> 01:10:31,406 9 PM CANNES - The same day 883 01:10:31,825 --> 01:10:32,525 Cannes... 884 01:10:32,742 --> 01:10:34,947 ...has put on its finery tonight. 885 01:10:35,158 --> 01:10:39,651 Prestigious Cannes, fairy-tale Cannes at the hour of great cinema! 886 01:10:39,867 --> 01:10:42,866 Right, Carole, if the weather holds out. 887 01:10:43,075 --> 01:10:45,197 Don't be pessimistic. The weather... 888 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:48,242 ...will be fine. Here's the Lt. Gov.'s wife... 889 01:10:48,783 --> 01:10:52,613 ...escorted tonight by Mickaël, her youngest. 890 01:10:52,825 --> 01:10:54,864 Who's pretty grown up. 891 01:10:55,325 --> 01:10:55,942 Behind them... 892 01:10:56,158 --> 01:10:59,490 Bruno, of "Bruno Shirts," one of Cannes' nicer stores. 893 01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:01,194 Over there! look! A star! 894 01:11:03,033 --> 01:11:04,148 I don't know who it is. 895 01:11:05,117 --> 01:11:08,946 I think I saw him in a movie. Or on TV, I think... 896 01:11:09,158 --> 01:11:12,276 No, Carole. I'm told that's our Prime Minister. 897 01:11:12,492 --> 01:11:13,322 Right. I knew... 898 01:11:13,533 --> 01:11:17,694 ...I'd seen him on TV. I knew I'd seen that face. 899 01:11:19,408 --> 01:11:23,320 And here's Mrs. Jacques, widow of the first projectionist. 900 01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,407 She looks fabulous... 901 01:11:26,617 --> 01:11:28,739 ...in her gorgeous ermine coat. 902 01:11:32,533 --> 01:11:33,648 An emotional moment. 903 01:11:33,867 --> 01:11:35,195 Yes it is, Carole. 904 01:11:36,242 --> 01:11:39,655 Without all these murders, there'd be no party. So, a tribute... 905 01:11:40,033 --> 01:11:42,902 ...to one of those who made this magic possible. 906 01:11:53,033 --> 01:11:56,649 All right, you can't get killed on the steps. 907 01:11:56,867 --> 01:11:59,486 Unless there's a lone gunman, but I doubt it. 908 01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:03,944 No one in the aisles. I want to see everyone's badge! 909 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,398 There's a crowd. 910 01:12:13,075 --> 01:12:14,485 It's the red carpet. 911 01:12:14,867 --> 01:12:16,657 The Festival. Ever hear of it? 912 01:12:18,158 --> 01:12:19,238 Quite a crowd. 913 01:12:20,575 --> 01:12:21,738 Want some gum? 914 01:12:22,867 --> 01:12:24,823 Come on, have some gum. 915 01:12:33,908 --> 01:12:35,616 MUSTARD & MOVIES 916 01:12:36,117 --> 01:12:37,445 If you fell asleep... 917 01:12:37,658 --> 01:12:40,776 ...you can see it again. There are other screenings. 918 01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:49,736 Come on, have some gum. 919 01:13:00,908 --> 01:13:03,860 You really dressed up tonight! 920 01:13:04,367 --> 01:13:07,484 It's for tonight. Our dinner date. 921 01:13:08,367 --> 01:13:12,278 You said we'd have dinner. So, since the festival's almost over... 922 01:13:12,492 --> 01:13:13,690 I completely forgot! 923 01:13:13,908 --> 01:13:16,114 I'm going to a hop with my main squeeze. 924 01:13:16,742 --> 01:13:19,906 That's the 7th time you forgot. 925 01:13:20,117 --> 01:13:20,864 I'm so sorry. 926 01:13:21,242 --> 01:13:23,613 It's the festival. All this pressure... 927 01:13:24,575 --> 01:13:25,820 I'm disappointed. 928 01:13:26,408 --> 01:13:29,692 You promised. I'm going to tell you something: 929 01:13:29,908 --> 01:13:32,445 You can't fool one person a thousand times... 930 01:13:33,033 --> 01:13:35,108 Yes. You can fool, uh... 931 01:13:35,325 --> 01:13:37,649 ...1000 persons once,... uh... 1000 times... 932 01:13:37,867 --> 01:13:42,193 No! You can fool one time a thousand... 933 01:13:42,408 --> 01:13:43,736 You can't fool once... 934 01:13:43,950 --> 01:13:45,408 ...a thousand people. 935 01:13:49,242 --> 01:13:50,273 I got to go. 936 01:13:50,742 --> 01:13:51,856 Bye, Emile. 937 01:13:52,617 --> 01:13:53,815 ...a thousand times. Right. 938 01:13:57,075 --> 01:13:58,106 Bye, Emile. 939 01:13:58,950 --> 01:13:59,650 Bye, Sylvie. 940 01:13:59,867 --> 01:14:00,531 See you! 941 01:14:00,742 --> 01:14:03,906 Whatever happens to me you'll always be in my life. 942 01:14:16,575 --> 01:14:18,567 Everybody's waiting. It's time to go. 943 01:14:18,825 --> 01:14:21,777 OK, Carole. The crew of Red is Dead... 944 01:14:21,992 --> 01:14:23,272 ...has just arrived! 945 01:14:23,992 --> 01:14:26,825 Including Odile Deray, press agent and... 946 01:14:27,033 --> 01:14:31,608 ...an insider. It's hard to get an invitation so it must be an insider. 947 01:14:31,825 --> 01:14:33,532 We should say... 948 01:14:33,742 --> 01:14:35,864 ...no one's seen the movie. Have you? 949 01:14:36,075 --> 01:14:37,866 No. But still... 950 01:14:38,075 --> 01:14:42,650 ...let's be candid. There's no time to see movies when you have to... 951 01:14:42,867 --> 01:14:45,439 ...get your hair done, find a dress. 952 01:14:45,658 --> 01:14:46,773 You look very nice. 953 01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:49,859 Here's Det. Biales! 954 01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:59,815 Biales looks very elegant in his tuxedo by... 955 01:15:00,033 --> 01:15:01,065 No brand names! 956 01:15:01,283 --> 01:15:02,481 His tuxedo by... 957 01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:04,905 ...No Brand Names, 8, av. de la Calanque... 958 01:15:05,117 --> 01:15:06,527 ...in Antibes. 959 01:15:06,742 --> 01:15:07,821 Simon! Simon! 960 01:15:08,117 --> 01:15:09,030 Luc! 961 01:15:10,117 --> 01:15:11,694 His name is Simon. 962 01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,485 Simon! 963 01:15:17,658 --> 01:15:20,444 Get up here! I can't hold them back! 964 01:15:20,658 --> 01:15:22,864 Here's the Lt. Gov.'s wife again! 965 01:15:26,950 --> 01:15:28,823 Serge! 966 01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:30,691 Corinne! 967 01:15:35,283 --> 01:15:37,607 Excited buzz! Excited buzz! 968 01:15:49,450 --> 01:15:51,193 Kara to Régis! 969 01:15:54,825 --> 01:15:56,367 The red button, Régis. 970 01:15:56,742 --> 01:15:58,319 Régis here. 971 01:15:58,533 --> 01:16:00,774 We need another suit, and quick. 972 01:16:00,992 --> 01:16:02,367 All right. I'll get it. 973 01:16:03,242 --> 01:16:05,364 What size suit? 974 01:16:06,742 --> 01:16:08,117 And now I see... 975 01:16:08,325 --> 01:16:12,106 ...tonight's star, the up-and-coming 5th victim... 976 01:16:12,325 --> 01:16:15,443 ...the projectionist of tonight's film. 977 01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:18,492 His name is Emile Gravier, that's all we know. 978 01:16:24,450 --> 01:16:26,738 Here's Mrs. Martoni... 979 01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:31,739 ...wife of the senator-murderer, coming up the steps. 980 01:16:32,325 --> 01:16:33,949 She's seen someone. 981 01:16:34,158 --> 01:16:35,439 It's her husband! 982 01:16:36,742 --> 01:16:38,283 Wasn't he in prison? 983 01:16:39,575 --> 01:16:41,318 That's Martoni! Get him! 984 01:16:41,533 --> 01:16:43,276 All the exits are blocked. 985 01:16:43,492 --> 01:16:45,400 I have an invitation! 986 01:16:46,658 --> 01:16:49,858 - Emile, Emile! - Luc! Luc! 987 01:16:51,408 --> 01:16:54,075 Emile! His name is Emile! 988 01:17:54,742 --> 01:17:55,986 E x 989 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,441 c u s e m e. 990 01:18:01,158 --> 01:18:02,569 D e t e c t i v e 991 01:18:03,325 --> 01:18:04,819 B i a I e s. 992 01:19:03,367 --> 01:19:06,899 H e r e a g a i n 993 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:09,404 t h e L t. G o v... 994 01:19:09,617 --> 01:19:10,945 Stop, it's over. 995 01:19:11,450 --> 01:19:13,986 WE WANT OUR INVITATIONS BACK! 996 01:19:20,408 --> 01:19:22,365 Better call the nurses! 997 01:19:22,783 --> 01:19:25,450 And you! Do something! 998 01:19:32,242 --> 01:19:36,734 All these years, all these deaths -- wasted! 999 01:19:38,075 --> 01:19:39,699 It isn't fair! 1000 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,824 I don't deserve this! 1001 01:19:42,367 --> 01:19:44,275 I could project the film. 1002 01:19:46,367 --> 01:19:48,939 You can? That's great! How? 1003 01:19:49,158 --> 01:19:51,031 I'm a projectionist. 1004 01:19:51,242 --> 01:19:54,739 NOW THERE'S A FORTUNATE COINCIDENCE! 1005 01:19:54,950 --> 01:19:58,150 I wanted to be in movies, so my father said "Actor,"... 1006 01:19:58,367 --> 01:20:02,693 ...but I wanted to be projectionist, because I'm not really an actor. 1007 01:20:03,117 --> 01:20:04,907 How much time you need? 1008 01:20:05,908 --> 01:20:07,900 About ten mins. ought to do it. 1009 01:20:08,117 --> 01:20:10,357 Kara, you have your trumpet? 1010 01:20:13,450 --> 01:20:16,817 Now for once, do exactly what I say, OK? 1011 01:20:58,117 --> 01:20:59,741 I love this piece. 1012 01:20:59,950 --> 01:21:01,609 Can you dance the carioca? 1013 01:21:03,450 --> 01:21:05,856 It's not a fox-trot or a polka 1014 01:21:06,908 --> 01:21:08,947 It's very simple to do 1015 01:21:09,158 --> 01:21:12,110 Just watch my feet and you'll see 1016 01:21:13,867 --> 01:21:16,107 It's not a tango or a cha-cha 1017 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:19,606 And it's sure no bossa nova 1018 01:21:20,658 --> 01:21:24,239 Once you've learned, it's part of you. That's all... 1019 01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:26,691 ...you'll ever want to do. 1020 01:21:27,992 --> 01:21:30,030 Hoo-rah! 1021 01:21:31,908 --> 01:21:34,149 Let's dance the carioca 1022 01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:40,405 That's the way! Just like me, it'll take youse far! 1023 01:21:41,742 --> 01:21:43,568 Hoo-rah! 1024 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:47,024 With the carioca... 1025 01:21:49,075 --> 01:21:50,652 ...who cares if you say,.. 1026 01:21:50,867 --> 01:21:54,233 ...to other dances, "Ta-ta!" 1027 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:05,196 You need anything? 1028 01:22:05,408 --> 01:22:07,281 Newspaper and hot water! 1029 01:22:07,492 --> 01:22:08,073 That's all? 1030 01:22:08,283 --> 01:22:10,773 Pork gums! I'm a little hungry. Quick! 1031 01:22:11,575 --> 01:22:13,946 Now that you dance the carioca... 1032 01:22:15,117 --> 01:22:17,404 ...who cares about the polka? 1033 01:22:18,492 --> 01:22:20,033 Who needs the rumba? 1034 01:22:20,742 --> 01:22:23,361 The hula or the cha-cha? 1035 01:22:25,325 --> 01:22:27,815 Every morning when you awake... 1036 01:22:28,825 --> 01:22:31,315 ...the carioca makes you shake 1037 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,156 Your whole day starts to shine... 1038 01:22:34,367 --> 01:22:38,610 ...with every step you take 1039 01:22:39,783 --> 01:22:40,779 Hoo-rah! 1040 01:22:42,575 --> 01:22:45,657 Let's dance the carioca 1041 01:22:46,950 --> 01:22:51,525 Just like me, it will take youse far 1042 01:22:55,158 --> 01:22:58,940 Listen, I did everything I possibly could. 1043 01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:00,606 I did my best. 1044 01:23:00,825 --> 01:23:04,690 At this point in time, it's in God's hands, and let's do it. 1045 01:23:04,908 --> 01:23:06,283 Did you load the film? 1046 01:23:20,742 --> 01:23:22,780 Hoo-rah 1047 01:23:24,242 --> 01:23:26,317 Let's dance the carioca 1048 01:23:28,117 --> 01:23:30,108 Just like me... 1049 01:23:31,033 --> 01:23:32,859 It will take youse far. 1050 01:23:34,617 --> 01:23:36,573 Hoo-rah! 1051 01:23:37,450 --> 01:23:40,568 Let's dance the carioca 1052 01:23:41,825 --> 01:23:47,064 Who cares if you say, to everyone, "Ta-ta!" 1053 01:23:52,158 --> 01:23:53,949 More! More! 1054 01:23:58,033 --> 01:23:59,776 I hate to improvise. 1055 01:23:59,992 --> 01:24:02,742 With a good agent, we could get a tour. 1056 01:24:03,783 --> 01:24:04,815 What's the name? 1057 01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:11,533 Grimaldi. With all my... 1058 01:24:13,450 --> 01:24:15,109 We found Martoni. 1059 01:24:16,742 --> 01:24:18,817 Shit. I'd completely forgotten. 1060 01:24:19,033 --> 01:24:21,239 The autograph will have to wait. Let's go. 1061 01:24:34,783 --> 01:24:38,232 I'm so sorry. It's the film. All this pressure. 1062 01:24:42,325 --> 01:24:46,983 Dad, some guys would kill for this job. Don't cut me off. 1063 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,196 Feeling better? 1064 01:24:48,408 --> 01:24:49,950 This is my job. 1065 01:24:50,158 --> 01:24:52,446 I know, I was just trying to help. 1066 01:24:55,825 --> 01:24:56,655 It's you! 1067 01:25:03,408 --> 01:25:04,440 But why? 1068 01:25:04,867 --> 01:25:05,816 Because. 1069 01:25:07,950 --> 01:25:09,609 - That's no reason. - Yes, it is. 1070 01:25:15,658 --> 01:25:16,405 Want to know? 1071 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,697 A while ago, I called Odile to ask her for work. 1072 01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:23,485 She didn't even know me. 1073 01:25:25,117 --> 01:25:26,943 All those promises, forgotten! 1074 01:25:27,575 --> 01:25:31,652 That's why I killed them. So she'd remember me. 1075 01:25:34,867 --> 01:25:35,981 She made me a murderer. 1076 01:25:36,742 --> 01:25:38,200 Look out behind you! 1077 01:25:38,408 --> 01:25:39,867 You can't fool me. 1078 01:25:40,325 --> 01:25:44,272 You can fool 1,000 people 1 person but you can't... 1079 01:25:45,617 --> 01:25:46,317 Yes, you can. 1080 01:25:49,033 --> 01:25:51,867 You can't fool 1,000 people once... 1081 01:25:52,575 --> 01:25:55,574 ...but you can fool 1,000 people once. 1082 01:26:00,867 --> 01:26:02,444 Eat that, dirty communist! 1083 01:26:06,075 --> 01:26:07,699 Watch out! Behind you! 1084 01:26:07,908 --> 01:26:09,947 Idiot. That's the last reel! 1085 01:26:10,158 --> 01:26:12,730 I thought it was weird. They were just eating... 1086 01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:15,191 Go see what's happening. 1087 01:26:16,950 --> 01:26:21,407 I'll kill Odile, and myself. But first I'm going to kill you. 1088 01:26:21,617 --> 01:26:23,027 OK, but close your mouth. 1089 01:26:36,783 --> 01:26:38,360 I'll call you! 1090 01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:58,611 Listen, Martoni. This is not your day. 1091 01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:27,860 Come on, have some gum. 1092 01:27:32,575 --> 01:27:33,654 So you're the murderer. 1093 01:27:33,867 --> 01:27:34,946 I knew it all along. 1094 01:27:35,158 --> 01:27:35,989 No, it's not me. 1095 01:27:36,783 --> 01:27:39,154 Get him! He's the killer. 1096 01:27:39,575 --> 01:27:42,242 Emile is the killer! 1097 01:27:47,908 --> 01:27:50,907 Nice going! And I thought you were dumb! 1098 01:27:56,825 --> 01:27:58,153 What's going on? 1099 01:28:04,825 --> 01:28:05,940 What happened? 1100 01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:09,450 It was Emile. He's the killer. 1101 01:28:10,450 --> 01:28:12,442 He was caught by the giant booby. 1102 01:28:12,658 --> 01:28:13,240 Listen,.. 1103 01:28:13,908 --> 01:28:17,108 ...he isn't a booby, he's a police detective. 1104 01:28:19,575 --> 01:28:21,531 So Patrick, you're innocent? 1105 01:28:22,158 --> 01:28:23,154 You had doubts? 1106 01:28:23,908 --> 01:28:29,029 At your house, the hammer, sickle, the killer's mask... I thought... 1107 01:28:29,783 --> 01:28:31,574 What did you think, exactly? 1108 01:28:33,158 --> 01:28:34,949 The truth is much simpler. 1109 01:28:35,450 --> 01:28:37,525 I was - how shall I say... 1110 01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:53,528 I'm a cop -- just a cop. 1111 01:28:55,158 --> 01:28:58,027 My God, what a silly girl I've been. 1112 01:28:59,492 --> 01:29:01,567 We've both been silly girls. 1113 01:29:01,867 --> 01:29:04,866 The Lt. Gov. wants you, on the direct line. 1114 01:29:06,492 --> 01:29:08,400 Yes, your Honor? 1115 01:29:09,367 --> 01:29:12,484 All the exits are blocked. Martoni can't get out. 1116 01:29:14,825 --> 01:29:18,357 No. I only saw the beginning of the movie. 1117 01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:21,822 The beginning was very good. 1118 01:29:24,492 --> 01:29:27,775 Well, I had some ballet lessons. 1119 01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:32,065 Don't move!.. 1120 01:29:33,450 --> 01:29:34,446 ...or she's dead. 1121 01:29:35,033 --> 01:29:36,741 Hold on, your Honor. 1122 01:29:37,992 --> 01:29:39,154 Who's that? 1123 01:29:39,367 --> 01:29:43,148 Jean-Paul Martoni, a shady politician... 1124 01:29:43,783 --> 01:29:45,111 ...an ecologist killer... 1125 01:29:45,325 --> 01:29:47,233 ...who wants to turn the beach into a parking lot. 1126 01:29:48,742 --> 01:29:51,314 Don't worry, Odile, I'll take care of this. 1127 01:29:51,742 --> 01:29:56,116 Stop! Stay where you are! I want a helicopter. I want... 1128 01:29:56,325 --> 01:29:58,482 ...your men to let me leave. 1129 01:29:58,950 --> 01:30:02,364 Otherwise, she's dead. No more boobies to save you! 1130 01:30:02,575 --> 01:30:04,069 He's a police detective! 1131 01:30:04,283 --> 01:30:06,773 You're bluffing. He's bluffing. 1132 01:30:07,367 --> 01:30:08,363 Maybe not. 1133 01:30:08,575 --> 01:30:11,195 Sure he is. He's bluffing. You can tell. 1134 01:30:11,408 --> 01:30:13,116 Doesn't look like he's bluffing. 1135 01:30:13,325 --> 01:30:15,482 Sure he's bluffing. 1136 01:30:15,700 --> 01:30:17,608 I agree with Biales. Bluff. 1137 01:30:17,825 --> 01:30:20,196 Let's take a vote. I vote he's bluffing. 1138 01:30:20,408 --> 01:30:22,116 You're stalling for time! 1139 01:30:26,117 --> 01:30:27,113 You asked for it! 1140 01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:28,530 I'll kill her. 1141 01:30:28,742 --> 01:30:29,821 You're bluffing. 1142 01:30:31,408 --> 01:30:32,606 Your gun isn't loaded. 1143 01:30:37,992 --> 01:30:39,699 - Bastard! - I voted "No Bluff"! 1144 01:30:40,325 --> 01:30:42,897 Maybe all he had was one bullet. 1145 01:30:47,325 --> 01:30:48,902 That's really pushing it. 1146 01:30:52,908 --> 01:30:53,904 Lt. Governor? 1147 01:30:54,242 --> 01:30:57,157 No, this is Karamazov, I'm with security. 1148 01:30:57,825 --> 01:31:01,108 We have a hostage situation. Det. Biales is badly injured... 1149 01:31:01,325 --> 01:31:03,649 ...and a girl with really bad make-up. 1150 01:31:03,867 --> 01:31:05,989 A chopper in 10 mins., or she's dead. 1151 01:31:06,742 --> 01:31:09,741 He wants a chopper in 10 mins., or she's dead. 1152 01:31:10,908 --> 01:31:11,857 Says you're bluffing. 1153 01:31:12,075 --> 01:31:13,450 Tell him I'm out of knees. 1154 01:31:13,658 --> 01:31:17,404 Says he's out of knees... He says, "What's that got to do with it? 1155 01:31:17,617 --> 01:31:21,658 Enough. I'm counting down. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and when I get to zero, boom! 1156 01:31:22,325 --> 01:31:23,653 I'll blow her brains out. 1157 01:31:25,158 --> 01:31:27,482 He says, "5, 4, 3, 0, boom, brains." 1158 01:31:28,492 --> 01:31:29,441 Confusing!? 1159 01:31:29,658 --> 01:31:31,899 It loses in translation. 1160 01:31:32,158 --> 01:31:33,024 Five... 1161 01:31:41,742 --> 01:31:43,982 Let's get the chopper. There's only 1 left. 1162 01:31:51,242 --> 01:31:54,157 I could never tell you before... 1163 01:31:54,367 --> 01:31:58,859 How can I replay you? You saved my shoulders! 1164 01:32:04,950 --> 01:32:05,981 I surrender. 1165 01:32:10,992 --> 01:32:13,398 I've always loved you. 1166 01:32:13,617 --> 01:32:15,027 I know. 1167 01:32:17,825 --> 01:32:19,367 Have some gum... 1168 01:32:20,408 --> 01:32:22,116 ...and talk to me some more. 1169 01:32:26,658 --> 01:32:28,615 I always wanted to say... 1170 01:32:31,408 --> 01:32:32,440 You can fool... 1171 01:32:33,158 --> 01:32:35,908 ...1 person 1,000 times... 1172 01:32:38,075 --> 01:32:41,691 You can fool 1,000 people... 1173 01:32:42,617 --> 01:32:43,233 ...one time... 1174 01:32:45,367 --> 01:32:46,944 But you can't fool... 1175 01:32:48,242 --> 01:32:51,490 ...1,000 people 1,000 times. 1176 01:33:01,325 --> 01:33:03,613 Right. Because I'm the murderer! 1177 01:33:04,450 --> 01:33:05,730 Just kidding. 1178 01:33:15,367 --> 01:33:17,939 You sure the elephant's stronger than the hippo? 1179 01:33:18,158 --> 01:33:20,861 Positive. I read a book on it... 1180 01:33:21,075 --> 01:33:26,029 ...which explains that their strength is concentrated in the trunk. 1181 01:33:26,450 --> 01:33:28,109 Of the elephant I mean. 1182 01:33:29,325 --> 01:33:31,032 Nice going! 1183 01:33:31,242 --> 01:33:34,276 You managed to scrap a waterfront hotel complex... 1184 01:33:34,492 --> 01:33:36,816 ...1 of the most advanced projects ever. 1185 01:33:37,117 --> 01:33:41,858 I hope you're proud of yourself. I lost a few million, but who cares? 1186 01:33:42,075 --> 01:33:44,067 The main thing is, you're happy. 1187 01:33:44,492 --> 01:33:46,483 Go ahead. Admit you're happy. 1188 01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:54,195 I'm real happy. 1189 01:33:54,617 --> 01:33:57,153 Still got a little there. 1190 01:33:58,283 --> 01:33:59,315 Boy am I happy. 1191 01:34:09,408 --> 01:34:13,485 Please! A little decency! Leave us alone. 1192 01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:21,361 I hope it goes all right. I'm so worried. 1193 01:34:22,075 --> 01:34:25,691 It'll be all right. The doctors said I'll walk again. 1194 01:34:25,908 --> 01:34:27,367 No, I mean the movie. 1195 01:34:27,575 --> 01:34:31,024 All you care about's your knees. You're so selfish! 1196 01:35:00,617 --> 01:35:03,367 Let's go out to eat. My treat! 1197 01:35:03,575 --> 01:35:05,816 No. Dutch treat. 1198 01:35:06,033 --> 01:35:07,906 OK. Whatever you say. 1199 01:35:10,117 --> 01:35:12,783 Could we drop our arms? I got a cramp. 1200 01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:17,945 All's well that ends well. 1201 01:35:18,158 --> 01:35:22,367 Yeah, but Emile was buried with his secret. 1202 01:35:22,575 --> 01:35:23,489 What secret? 1203 01:35:23,700 --> 01:35:28,654 Those letters on the wall after each murder, O - D - I - L... 1204 01:35:30,742 --> 01:35:33,408 Whatever could it mean, "ODIL"? 1205 01:35:34,783 --> 01:35:36,775 No idea. That's a real mystery. 1206 01:35:36,992 --> 01:35:40,607 I'm hungry. Chinese food would make me real happy. 1207 01:35:40,825 --> 01:35:41,774 Italian. 1208 01:35:43,075 --> 01:35:44,699 Definitely Italian. 1209 01:36:29,908 --> 01:36:32,398 In conclusion, today's newspaper review. 1210 01:36:32,617 --> 01:36:33,861 - Hi, Louise. - Hi, Jacques. 1211 01:36:36,158 --> 01:36:39,856 Today's special report is on Red is Dead... 1212 01:36:40,075 --> 01:36:42,529 ...which was screened last night in the Festival Center. 1213 01:36:42,742 --> 01:36:45,445 So, Louise, I imagine... 1214 01:36:45,658 --> 01:36:47,946 ...it made all the front pages. 1215 01:36:48,158 --> 01:36:50,115 - No. - What do you mean, no? 1216 01:36:50,325 --> 01:36:53,324 Because there are... no papers. 1217 01:36:53,533 --> 01:36:54,565 Why are there no papers? 1218 01:36:54,783 --> 01:36:55,815 They're on strike. 1219 01:36:56,033 --> 01:36:57,527 Newspaper strike. 1220 01:36:57,742 --> 01:37:02,483 - No papers. - Nothing, nothing. 1221 01:37:02,700 --> 01:37:06,316 And now to... Thanks Louise, thanks Michel. 1222 01:37:06,617 --> 01:37:09,450 Now to the Squabowl Festival... 1223 01:37:09,658 --> 01:37:14,281 ...a favorite among Belgians, who recently discovered... 1224 01:37:14,492 --> 01:37:18,735 ...the weird vegetable which bears a striking resemblance to testicles. 1225 01:39:56,325 --> 01:39:58,815 Subtitles by Michael Katims 1226 01:39:59,033 --> 01:40:00,741 Processed by C.M.C. - Paris 1227 01:40:08,450 --> 01:40:09,825 I forgot the butter. 1228 01:40:10,825 --> 01:40:12,733 I knew you forgot something. 81279