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Isn't college cool?

Just haven't had
a whole lot of time

to think about life
at u.C. Sunnydale.

- Wow.
- Previously on Buffy the vampire slayer.

- Have you met your roommate yet?
- No.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

It's nice to meet you. Kathy.

I just know that this whole
year is gonna be super fun.

Oh!

I'm sorry. I forgot my
manners in all the concussion.

I'm Riley. Are you girls
taking intro psych or...

- you've taking it?
- I'm a t.A. I'll be helping the professor out.

I'm professor Walsh. Those of you
who fall into my good graces

will come to know me as Maggie.
Those of you who don't,

will come to know me by the name my
t.A.'S use and think I don't know about...

The evil bitch monster of death.

Officially, you no longer
have a watcher.

Buffy, you know I'll always
be here when you need me.

You're going to have
to take care of yourself.

So, college not so
scary after all, huh?

It's turning out to be
a lot like high school,

which I can handle.

At least I know
what to expect.

Wow. This music
is so... So...

I know.

This song is super fun,
isn't it?

You bet.

It just gets fun-er and fun-er
every time you play it.

Going out?

Yeah.

I'm seriously
caffeine-deprived.

Figured I'd head down to
the grotto and get a jolt

and, you know,
do some studying.

Oh, it's late.
Won't you be up all night?

Oh. Yeah,
but it's cool.

I'm sort of an "up"
kind of night person.

I mentioned that, right?

I guess I just didn't realize you'd
be coming and going at all hours.

Well, not that I mind.

I'm just surprised.

I'll be quiet as a mouse.
I promise.

OK.

Oh! Say, Buffy...

I wanted to show you this
little system I implemented.

Oh, goody.
A system.

Just log every call
you make in here.

And that way when the bill
comes, there won't be a problem.

'Cause I figure,
a stitch in time...

Catches the worm.

You bet.

OK, then.

Also...

I noticed that some
of my milk was missing.

Did you...?

Oh. Yeah,
actually I did.

I meant to...

No. It's totally OK.
I was just wondering.

Yeah, i... i was making
my coffee and I just...

Buffy, it's fine.

I just wanted
to make sure...

That we didn't have
a thief or something.

Like who?

Sid the wily
dairy gnome?

I don't know.
It's no big deal.

I mean, please,
feel free.

OK.

I'm really sorry.

I have to...

Have a good time.

Yeah.

You, too.

With ironing.

So you're having trouble
getting past Kathy?

Yep. She made big
with the questions.

And you thought your days of
sneaking out of your room were over.

No such luck.

Kathy's nice and all,
but she's sort of...

I don't know, like
mini-mom of momdonia.

Wait. Did you just
hear something?

I'm chewing my gum
kind of loud.

That's not it.

My sneakers are squeaky.

I'm looking for something
lurky here, wil.

Oh.

Sorry. No.

Darn. I could use
a little play tonight.

Listening to the best of vh1
all day sorta put me on edge.

Oh, Kathy still
spinning the divas?

'Cause it's the fun-est!

Uhh, it's no big.

College is a time
of change, right?

I bet, before too long, she'll be
trip-hopping all over the place.

Yeah. This whole dorm thing is just
an adjustment we need to make.

You know? I mean, my roomie
is kind of challenging, too.

And what are we, if not
women up to a challenge?

Exactly. I mean, did we not
put the "grr" in girl?

Well, here's where
I get off.

Say hey to oz
for me.

Happy hunting.

Wish me monsters.

Wil?

All right.

Why don't you quit hiding and
come out and face me like a...

Thing.

Hey, I caught you!

Is everything OK?

Oh, everything's super.

I just decided a decaf latte
sounded like heaven after all.

So you're coming along.

Why not? This way you don't have
to walk these spooky paths alone.

Great.

That's just great.

This is neat,
isn't it?

The fresh air,
the trees,

the smell of...

Aah!

What the blizzard
was that all about?

Uh, he, um...
Tried to take my backpack.

What were you thinking,
taking him on like that?

Oh, I, heh.
I don't know.

I guess I panicked.

I mean, it's just you could
have gotten hurt or something.

And look at my sweater.
It's ruined.

Yeah. Sorry about that.

Here. We'll go
get you cleaned up.

Boring... Boring...
Bill... Bill...

You run?

And jump.

And bend.

And, occasionally,
frolic.

OK...

And what's with motorbike
and scooter magazine?

Congratulations.
You've found me out.

I'm a mod jogger.

OK, you're not having one of
those midlife things, are you?

'Cause I'm still going "ick" from the last
time you tried to recapture your youth.

Buffy?

Sorry.

Demon, last night.
Made with the pummeling,

but he got away.

What sort of demon?

Um, he had a cloak on.

Glowy green eyes, and his skin had,
like, a super bad fake rub-on tan.

Translate?

Orangey?

Thank you.

Anything else?

My roommate Kathy was there,
but she didn't see anything.

You took your roommate
patrolling with you?

Well, I invited
the whole dorm,

but she was the only one
that could make it.

I told her I was going
for coffee,

and she decided
to tag along.

Right. Well, we should
discourage her from that habit.

From what you described, I'm not
familiar with the creature,

but I'll look into it and give you
a ring when I find something.

You know,
it's nice out here.

Yes. I take my tea
out here sometimes.

What are you
doing today?

Uh, it's a big day
for me, actually.

A friend of mine recently acquired
an original Gutenberg demonography,

and it suddenly occurs to me that you've never
once asked me what my day's plans were,

which would lead me to inquire whether
you're feeling entirely yourself.

That's not true.

I ask about you
all the time.

OK, well, maybe the words

don't actually make it
out of my mouth,

but I think about it.

And it's appreciated.

Still doesn't explain why
you're hanging around here

instead of rushing off
as usual.

It's no big.

I just figured I'd
hang here, you know,

until my roommate
goes to class.

Ah, I see.

I know, it's probably just
me having a bitch attack.

But it's not...
Me.

Buffy, living with
somebody is never easy.

Especially for
an only child.

Just listen to me, OK?

When she sharpens
her pencils,

she measures them
with a ruler

to make sure they're
all the same size.

Which is fussy,
I agree.

But everyone has
their idiosyncrasies.

You'd do well to learn
to tolerate them.

Or I'll end up an old lady
who can only live with cats?

Something like that.

OK. You're right.

Take a mental pic.

This is the new Buffy... kinder,
gentler, roommate extraordinaire.

Ex-boyfriend
or loan shark?

Excuse me?

The person you're
hiding from?

Oh...
Both.

Ugly breakup.

I'm sorry.
I just cut...

No. Stay. Stay.

I'll watch your back.

Freshman, huh?

Is it that obvious?

There are signs.

For instance, people who've
been around for a while

know how to use
their dining hall card.

It's not for food?

Work it right, and you
can get 3 meals' worth.

Which equals fewer
punch cards used annually.

Ah, and more cash from dad that
you get to keep for yourself.

Right!

The goal is to Polish off

as much as humanly possible
in one sitting,

enough to get you through the
rest of the day if necessary,

while chipmunking items
for future consumption.

Ah, got it.

Excess dry goods fit nicely
in a backpack or your pocket.

The wetter items... macaronies, your
Turkey loaf... then you're into ziplocks.

It's not for beginners.

I'll just take it slow.

So...

So, those are my...

Are you...

Oh, no. I have
someone waiting.

Otherwise, I'd... Hah.

Uh, Parker Abrams.

I'm at Kresge hall.

Buffy summers.
Stevenson.

OK, well, I'll see you around
Buffy summers of Stevenson.

See ya,
Parker Abrams.

Hey. Say hi
to non-college guy.

Not that I mind, but don't
non-college guys

usually populate
the non-campus?

Usually. Just thought I'd come
around and check on my girls.

And eat off my plate.

What's the deal, xand?

Parents not feeding you?

Sure they do.

For a price.

So... Spill.

What was that all about
with the cutie patootie?

I don't know.

Nothing serious, I think.

Just random adorableness.

Oh, a technique
I know well.

Hit the girl
with your best shot,

and then hasta.

Gotta respect
the drive by.

Low rejection.
Fond memories.

It looked like more
than that to me.

He got
all googly-eyed.

And that's because he
got hit by the buffinator.

Now he's powerless.

You think?

No question.
He'll be back.

So what else is up
with the buff?

Any vamp action?

No. I did get jumped by a demon of
non-specific origin last night.

Yeah? Something
apocalypse-y?

Do we need to assemble
the Scooby gang?

No, but thank you
for asking.

I just got way
too excited, didn't I?

You just need to get out of the
basement a little more there, xand.

Hi, everybody.

Squeeze in.

You all know my roomie
Kathy?

Hey, Kathy.
Hi.

Hi.

Is that my sweater?

Oh, I didn't think
you'd mind.

I mean, you got mine
all muddy.

I was saving you
from a...

Bear.

Mugger.

Well, it's not
a problem, is it?

I mean, I figure we're
almost like sisters now,

living together
and everything.

No, it's...
It's fine.

I just wished
you'd asked.

So, where are
you from, Kathy?

Nebraska,
originally.

Ah, yes.
Big sky country.

I know it well.

I mean, can you
believe her?

I mean, first she
acts like she has

sit privileges
at my lunch table,

just because some computer
decided to make us cellmates.

I'm sure it's
not easy for her.

She's not like you. She
doesn't know anybody here.

Fine, but what about
my sweater?

You can't believe the stuff
that I have to put up with.

Yeah, I guess
it's hard,

but I'm sure the sweater
thing was an accident.

I don't know, wil. I don't think
I can take another day of this.

I think she's coming back from the
bathroom. I'll call you back.

Don't forget to log
those calls.

Ew!

Who left
their gum here?

Gum gnome?

It wasn't me. It had
to be somebody, Buffy.

I don't know.

Do you always make
that noise when you sleep?

So then,
after the scorpion,

the demon
opened my mouth

and sucked some kind of
weird light out of me.

And the worst part?
I wake up,

and there's Kathy
staring at me

like I'm some kind
of freak.

Well, actually, the worst part?
I'd have to go with

the demon pouring the
blood down your throat.

Me, too. I would
vote for that, too.

But that's
just a dream,

and this Kathy thing
is real.

I mean,
all she cared about

was that her precious
sleep had been disturbed.

Perhaps it would
be more productive

to examine your dreams.

Um, to determine
their meaning.

You can read dreams?
That's neat.

Giles, Kathy.
Kathy, Giles.

He's our
grown-up friend.

N-not in
a creepy way.

Nice to meet you,
Kathy.

Ditto. Maybe
you can read

the dream I had
last night.

There was, like,
this monster,

and he sat
on me,

and did all this stuff to me.

Stuff like
scorpions,

and bloody Mary
minus the Mary?

That's it.
How'd you know?

Well, I'm
a good guesser.

Me, too.
And I'm guessing

that you need to be on your
way to class, right, Kath?

Hmm. Sounds like
somebody woke up

on the wrong side of
the bed this morning.

Um-hmm, and guess what.
You were next to it.

You know,
I do need to dash.

My whole schedule's off because
someone kept me up all night.

Well, it's been fun.
Toodles.

Toodles.

You know what this means?

Yes. Not only does she
take my sweater,

but now she has to
horn in on my dreams.

She is the most
ever mooch...

Oh, I haven't even
gotten to the floss.

Buffy, focus,
please?

Now, if Kathy and you are
having the same nightmares,

chances are, something
happened to you both

when you met
the demon in the woods.

So, we need
to figure out

if this ritual they're
dreaming about

has some special
use or meaning.

Cool. You guys can
do the brain thing,

I'm gonna go to class.

Which could also be construed
as the brain thing.

Not when you're minoring
in "napping 101."

OK, so that was
the evil twin, right?

'Cause she was bordering
on Cordelia-esque.

Well, she's
definitely pushing

the stress meter
on this Kathy thing.

I concur that
she's not, uh, herself,

but you know, uh, learning
to live with someone

can be a challenge.

And she
hasn't been sleeping.

Right, then. Nothing to
get too concerned about.

Still, uh, let me
know if she, um...

Hits the red zone?

Yes.

Lots of popular artists
who don't get their dues.

Madonna, Whitney...

That's so
totally true.

Parker?

Hey. Uh, I just
stopped by to say...

Ha ha. That. Uh,
and bring you...

You know, uh, to maximize
your dining hall exports.

They're heavy duty.

Plus freezer guard.
That's so...

Parker was just gonna leave his
number and then go, but...

Ha ha. We just
started talking.

He's such a blast.
The time just flew.

Time, really?
How much time?

I'm not sure. We sort of got
caught up talking red wings.

It turns out Kathy's
a closet hockey fan.

I think
it's the violence.

Quit it!

I told you that was
just between us.

It could be
the sweaty men.

Stop!

Look, if you 2
are gonna rassle,

do you mind
taking it outside?

I have a lot
of work to do.

Sorry.
I didn't realize.

No, Parker, wait.

Look, I'm sorry,
I... i didn't mean to...

No, it's
totally cool.

I should go anyway.

It was great
of you to stop by.

M-maybe we could
do it another time?

Another time
for sure.

Bye, Kathy.

Bye. See ya.

It wouldn't have killed
you to be nice, you know.

Looked like you were being nice
enough for the both of us.

I wasn't moving in on your
territory, if that's what you mean.

Right. Just like you
didn't destroy my sweater.

I'm cold.

Well, I'm hot.
Deal with it.

Do you know what
your problem is, Buffy?

You?

Hardly. Your problem is,
you're spoiled.

Maybe the world revolved around
you where you used to live,

but it's share time now.

Share time, huh? Fine.
I'll show you share time.

You're worried
about her.

Yeah, both of them.

I mean, what kind
of demon runs around

putting ooky blood dreams
into people's heads

like some kind of nightmare fairy?
It's not right.

Well,
I'm against it.

And Buffy's completely
being not herself.

If it wasn't for
this English paper,

I'd be there right now,

um, listening, doing the
girly best-friend thing.

Well, I can do that.

You can?

Oh, I'm not saying we'll
braid each other's hair,

probably, but you know,
I can hang with her.

Watch for signs she's
going over the edge?

You're the best.

Oh, she's probably
patrolling by now.

Check around
the science center,

and if you need me,
I'll be...

At the library.

So then,
Kathy's like,

"it's share time,"

and I'm like,
"oh, yeah? Share this."

So either
you hit her,

or you did your wacky
mime routine for her.

Well, I didn't
do either, actually,

but she deserved it,
don't you think?

Nobody deserves
mime, Buffy.

Oh, Kathy does.

She deserves to be locked
in an invisible box,

and blown away by an
imaginary wind, and...

Forced to wear
a binding unitard?

Yeah, the itchy kind.
It's perfect.

Just here to help.

Which I appreciate,

but you've never come
on routine patrol

with me before, oz.
So, what's the deal?

It seemed more interesting
than homework.

As long as
it's an elective.

I can handle myself
alone, you know.

Not in question.

Good.

So then, I go to
the refrigerator, right?

And the label queen
has managed to put...

Just a, just
a thought, Buffy.

Do you think all this ranting is
scaring away potential demons?

You're right.

Ooh! She's even
affecting my work, now.

She's the Titanic.

She's a crawling
black cancer!

Aah!

She's other
really bad things!

On the plus side,
you killed the bench

which was
looking shifty.

This isn't funny, oz.

Something
has to be done.

Agreed.

I'm going to bed.

Oh, jeez.

I do what I can,
but Buffy's difficult.

She's secretive,
for one thing.

She comes and goes at
all hours of the night.

She leaves her gum
all over the place...

Sounds like
things are rough.

But don't you want to be
talking to Buffy about this?

I would, but
she's so touchy

about all kinds
of weird stuff.

I mean, sometimes
I get the feeling

that she's not quite
normal. You know?

Well, normal is...
Relative, right?

Later, OK?

Why were you
talking to her?

Buffy, come on.
We were just saying hi.

Yeah, that's what
she wants you to think.

Buffy, this has to stop.

I mean, I get it.

I have a sucky roomie,
too.

But you just
have to deal.

You're right.

I've been thinking
a lot about this

and it's clear to me now.

Good. That's better.

Kathy's evil.

I'm an evil fighter.

It's simple.

I'm gonna have to
kill her.

You have to kill her?

Don't you think you
could just...

Switch rooms
or something?

I would, but it's not just me
in danger from Kathy.

Look.

Toenails?

Evil toenails.

I took them off
the floor last night

when she was
in the bathroom.

She thought
I was asleep.

Good thinking. 'Cause in
the middle of the night,

those toenails could
have attacked you

and left little half moon
marks all over your body.

Don't be ridiculous.

The point is I measured them
before I fell asleep

and again this morning.

And they grew,

after they were cut.

That's a demon thing.

She has to be eliminated.

Of course.
It makes sense now.

But you'd better show those
bad puppies to Giles

before you do anything.
Just to be sure.

Oh, absolutely.

I don't want to do
anything crazy.

You hurry on to giles's,

I'll hang here and
keep an eye on Kathy.

Great. Good.

Thanks, wil.

Giles, I just talked
to Buffy and, yeah,

I think she's feeling
a little... Insane.

No, not bitchy crazy,

more like...
Homicidal maniac crazy.

So I told her
to come see you, OK?

Giles?

Anybody home?

Hello?

Oh!

What are
you guys doing?

This is...
This is ridiculous.

Buffy, this hurts me
more than it hurts you.

Not yet,
but it will.

Don't say that.

Please don't
say that.

We're doing this to stop you
from making a terrible mistake.

Clearly,
something is amiss.

Yeah, something's amiss
here, a miss Kathy Newman.

Giles. Ow.

Giles, look in my bag.

Look in the bottom
pocket of my bag.

She has parts that keep growing
after they're detached.

She irons her jeans.
She's evil.

She has to be destroyed.

I fear the demon that
Buffy met in the woods

has somehow
possessed her.

Lite Fm. Love songs.
Nothing but love songs.

Ya think?

Um, you stay
and watch her.

I know a spell that will
make the possessing demon

reveal itself so that
we can fight it.

But I need to get some
supplies from the magic shop.

Buffy, i...

See you around.

Can I come in?

Sure.

Where's Buffy?

I don't know exactly.

But I've been thinking

it might be a good idea
for you and Buffy

to give each other
some apart time.

In fact, you might
want to be, uh,

apart before
she gets back.

What do you mean?
I should leave the room?

Why should I go?

It's not fair,
I know.

You bet it's not fair.

Having to live with someone
who's obviously troubled.

Someone who so clearly needs to
be in a home, not in a dorm.

I don't know about that.

Buffy's going through
something, yes, but...

I wouldn't put it
past her to drop out

or take off
or something.

Do something horrible
to herself.

Herself?

Or worse. She's capable
of it, you know?

You can see it in those
shifty little eyes of hers.

One of these days she might
even push somebody too far...

Hello?

It's oz.

Hi.

You did?

She's at giles'? OK.

You know...

During that...

Really short phone call

I realized
you are so right.

I mean, it's not fair to make
you leave your own room.

So, you're good.

You just stay
right there, OK?

I can't believe this.

After all that we've
been through together,

and you guys won't
believe me when I tell you

that Kathy is bad.

We want to, buff.
It's just...

Shh. Don't engage.

I don't know if I tightened
those ropes enough.

Then we'd better go over
there and check them.

Oh, dear god.

Avoid the legs.

Avoid the legs.

Nope.
Not tight enough.

Kathy.

Buffy.

I think we need
to talk. Don't you?

Absolutely.

Let's talk.

Oops. Look what I did.

Oh, look what I did.

I knew it!

Quit it.

I knew it.

I knew you were one
of those demon things.

You know, why don't you
just stuff it

and let me finish my ritual.
Ritual?

"The ritual of mok'tagar,

"a race of
transdimensional demons,

"involves the forced
ingestion of animal blood

while the victim
slumbers..."

Buffy's nightmares...

Were real.

Look, I'm sorry, OK?

I left my dimension
to go to college,

and they sent
these guys after me.

"But while the mok'tagar

"can assume many forms
and guises, including human,

"they can always be recognized
by others of their kind

due to their lack
of a soul."

So I'm borrowing yours.

Without even asking.

Tonight when they come
looking for me...

They'll take the one
without a soul.

Thank god, I won't have to
watch you floss anymore.

And I won't have to
live with a slob.

Aah!

It's share time, Buffy.

Fine. Let's start
with my sweater.

Oh.

Oh, why couldn't
Giles have shackles

like any self-respecting
bachelor?

Guys, I just saw Kathy
and she's acting...

Oh, my god. Are you OK?

Yeah. Buffy's got a pretty
good lead on us though.

I'll call Kathy.

Tell her to get
out of there.

All you had
to do was write...

Down...

Your...

Calls!

No answer.

Toenails.

Buffy was right.

Kathy's toenails not only keep
growing after they've been cut,

they actually regenerate
if they're destroyed.

And that's a demon thing?

Unequivocally, yes. So...

Where is Buffy?

Oh, dear. We have even
less time than I feared.

I've looked up all known
regenerating demons,

and only one species
practices the ritual.

Buffy's been seeing
in her sleep.

It's used to steal the
soul from a human body.

Wait, are you saying
that Buffy's

been doing
a Linda Blair on us

because Kathy's been
sucking her soul?

I believe so, yes.
Excuse me, please.

So Buffy was right
all along.

Later on, big remorse.

Now, I've found
a spell that should

reverse the soul transfer
procedure immediately.

Willow and I will
perform it at once.

Leaving Xander and me
to help Buffy in the flesh.

Hear me, elders
of the upper reaches...

Elders of
the lower reaches...

Elders of
the dry land...

Elders of
the river flats...

Ah ha.

Do you mind? People
are trying to study!

Ancients, I beseech you.
The soul abstracted,

let it revert
to its true seat.

Window's open.
Happy?

Open up.
Let me finish.

Let it be finished.

Let the unnatural vessel
be emptied.

Let the essence be returned
to its original host.

How did you...

Aah!

How's that?

Mm-mm. A little
to the left.

There. Perfect.

I'm so glad
you're here, wil.

I can already feel
all that bad Kathy Karma

just draining away.

About that...

The Kathy thing?

I'm sorry I doubted you.

You're completely forgiven.

I mean, you had
reason to doubt.

Except for the soul
sucking thing,

I bet Kathy
was pretty regular

as far as roomies go.

That's a pretty
big "except."

I guess.

I'm just glad that it was
Kathy's demon-y ways

making me no-fun Buffy.

I've always thought I was
pretty easy going, you know?

It's not like I have
the big issues.

I don't
burn incense or...

You gonna finish this?

Grr! Arrgh!