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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,795 Comrade, if he enters the wood, we will lose him. 2 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,635 Ok... and? 3 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,678 Move it! Move it! Come on! 4 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,749 I think we lost some men. 5 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,549 The willows might hide them. 6 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,676 No, it is them that drew back. 7 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,715 Platoon, halt! 8 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,676 Look, the helicopter! 9 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,638 This time he can't get away. He's ours. 10 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,756 Ok, we got him. 11 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,709 What does he want? 12 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,756 He's a hundred meters in front of us. 13 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,591 Only a peasant shouldn't he be. 14 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,597 He goes towards the bank. 15 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,675 Is he firing? 16 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,593 I can clearly see him... on my left. 17 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,715 We got him! Order! 18 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,794 He turned on the right side, towards the wood! 19 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,716 We'll lose him! Go, hurry up! 20 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,792 Watch out with that gun! 21 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,796 The objective moves towards the wood. 22 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,791 There are gendarmes in the wood. 23 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,556 - What is he saying? - Something about gendarmes. 24 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,631 Where do they come from? Which is their code? 25 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,749 No idea. 26 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,591 Not the same frequency. 27 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:32,669 The objective got in the wood. 28 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,678 We'll lose him! Platoon, deploy! 29 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,751 Move it, you fucking idiot! 30 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,756 There! There he is! 31 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,595 Platoon, halt! 32 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,750 Platoon, are you all deaf? Halt! 33 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,676 The gendarmes emerged from the wood. 34 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,712 They move towards you. Received? 35 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,598 Shit! They are going to rub shoulders with each other! 36 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:05,554 Army, pay attention! The gendarmes are coming over! 37 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,589 On the ground! 38 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,749 Don't you hear? 39 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,597 On the ground! 40 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,595 Mr. Colonel... 41 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:34,709 He shot the Colonel. 42 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,672 He fired on us. He shot the Colonel. 43 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,750 Pay attention! Stop shooting! 44 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,756 Everyone must stop shooting! 45 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,795 Waste him! 46 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,673 Good, we've finished. Returning to base. 47 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,797 Don't shoot! 48 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,789 At your orders! 49 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,637 Lieutenant Oulea. I have two wounded persons, out of which one very badly. 50 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,591 - How many? - Two. 51 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,588 Me, also. Two wounded persons, also... 52 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,593 and I don't even have a bandage. 53 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,631 He looks as if the hail storm came upon him. 54 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,711 Someone bring a tarpaulin here! 55 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,715 He didn't use it. 56 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,631 What are you saying? 57 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,669 He didn't shoot. The gun muzzle is cold. 58 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,591 Who fired, then? 59 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,671 Fuck me! 60 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,755 So, what's your problem? 61 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,676 You wait in vain, he's not coming. 62 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:46,715 Oh, really? 63 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,552 Have you seen what time it is? 64 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,629 So what do you suggest? 65 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,592 Vodka. It's my best friend. 66 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,716 So... what do you eat to keep you so pretty? 67 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,552 This takes care of me. 68 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,715 But the children don't drink, they suck. 69 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,711 Would you like to know what the children suck? 70 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,677 How old are you dear, since you want to... 71 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,591 - What do you think? - 15 years old. 72 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,715 Add some more! 73 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,794 - Some more! - 22 years old. 74 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,749 Leave it lower! 75 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:14,795 And what do you do? 76 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,750 I'm a waitress at Gili's, in Dudesti. 77 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,675 And you? 78 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,756 Graduated from electronics. 79 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,749 Ok, sweetie... I breed pigs. 80 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,795 I breed pigs, I swear. It's well paid. 81 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,797 Shit, I get to know only suckers and losers. 82 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,635 Why didn't you tell me the elevator isn't working? 83 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,756 Because we don't take the elevator, we go up with the horse. 84 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,598 My head hurts like hell... 85 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,749 We'll take it easy on the staircase. 86 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,677 You can go with your horse on the staircase. I'm not going anywhere. 87 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,671 I'm so stupid! 88 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,792 And the guy with the "Dacia" stopped but I turned him down. 89 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,669 Come on, sweetie... 90 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,598 I told you I'm not going anywhere. 91 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,590 My feet won't help me! I think my toes are wounded! 92 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,670 You can even fuck me, still I won't go anywhere. 93 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,558 Don't you think you have too much guts? 94 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,750 What? Would you like me to scream and wake up all the people? 95 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,677 If I kick the shit out of you you'll never forget me. 96 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,593 Don't fucking play with me, got it? 97 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,716 I've told you we take the horse here. 98 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,757 Put me down a bit! I can walk by myself! 99 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,715 You, stallion! 100 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,792 I'm not tired at all. I'm a strong stallion. 101 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,632 I can't wait to see you naked, stallion! 102 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,637 So, what's your name? 103 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,592 Norica, from Eleonora. 104 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,631 Mitou, from Dimitrie. 105 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,713 Tell me, Norica... Are you not afraid? 106 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,637 Afraid of what? 107 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,712 What if I take you upstairs to devour you? 108 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,678 I could butcher and cut you to pieces. 109 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,638 No one saw you entering here. 110 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,790 You will be my food the whole winter, as you are dear to me. 111 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,716 Your pussy and your brain, in the freezer! 112 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,712 If that's the way it was meant to be... 113 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,716 You killed me, Norica! 114 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,716 Do you know a Japanese has been here before you? 115 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,591 Oh, that was you, then? 116 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,591 Yes, but no one believes me. 117 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,557 It's ok... 118 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,591 You're salted, it's good. 119 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,669 You are right, it's good. 120 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,595 Is there something left out of the... 121 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,557 Out of the Japanese? 122 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,677 Not much. I needed fresh meat. 123 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,591 Are you still not afraid? 124 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,597 Afraid of what? 125 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,796 What if I let you fall? 126 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,756 So what's the problem? 127 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,591 Am I not your little bird? 128 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,638 I'll fly a bit and come back on your shoulder. 129 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,710 You are totally "syphilitic". 130 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,678 We won't make a nest for a long period. 131 00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,749 You ogre, 132 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,750 I will fall asleep and you're going to devour me. 133 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,551 Is there something left to drink? 134 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,709 Give me the jar! 135 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,790 I feel like sleeping. What hour could it be? 136 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,716 I have no clock. It is at the clockmaker. 137 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,552 You don't have many things around here. 138 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,676 Have you decided to repair all of them? 139 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,711 At least you have a mattress. 140 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,671 Yes, at least I have that. 141 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,634 What the hell is her name? Did I fuck her or not? 142 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,595 Good morning, chief! Morning! 143 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,557 How do I look dressed like this? 144 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,795 Did you wash your drawers? 145 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,669 Take care not to catch a cold. 146 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,799 Don't worry, chief! I'm not so weak. 147 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,715 Give it to me! 148 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,592 I'll cook some fried potatoes with eggs, we eat and then I go. 149 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,669 Go where? 150 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,637 Obviously at work, chief! 151 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,709 What work? 152 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,718 I'm a waitress at Gili's, in Dudesti. 153 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,558 Oh, really, why do you need this Gili dude? 154 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,713 Because I'm sick of hooligans. 155 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,711 I can't believe... this Gili dude... 156 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,718 He's a serious man, head of a family, leaves everything behind. 157 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,673 We'll marry this autumn. With rings and everything. 158 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,749 Or maybe you want to marry me? 159 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,589 Oh, you're the type... 160 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,671 ...who marries. So, is it a yes? 161 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,751 Then we must find a place for you, sweet birdy! 162 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,553 You'll find a shit! You're such a nice guy now, after you fucked me! 163 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,712 Is this what your mother taught you? "Shit, chief, fuck"? 164 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,755 I don't have a mother. 165 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,631 Does your father know you're smoking? 166 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,598 I don't have a father, chief. What about you? 167 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,592 Can't it be seen I'm an orphan? 168 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,592 I don't have a mother, nor a father, I don't even know my name. 169 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,551 By the way, would you like to know my name? 170 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,596 Of course I want. 171 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,638 But if you didn't tell me until now, I couldn't afford to ask you. 172 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,755 Do you want to make me kick your ass? 173 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,677 I will ask your name, chief. 174 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,751 One of these days, for sure. 175 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,591 I can't wait to know with whom I messed up, 176 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,752 who is the boss in bed and in the kitchen, also, 177 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,679 who protects me from cold, gives me shoes and clothes 178 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,672 and promised to find a place for me to live. 179 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,716 I will cook something for you, chief. 180 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,548 There is no flour, no semoule, 181 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,677 no sugar, no rice... Nothing. 182 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,710 What's this? 183 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,557 I use it when I go to the opera. 184 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,709 You old fuck! 185 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,630 And this? 186 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,678 It's nuts jam. I'm crazy about it. 187 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,750 It's candied. I will fix it for you. 188 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,551 You're fucking kidding me! Sauerkraut! 189 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,631 And where do you keep the Japanese? Since you don't have a freezer... 190 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,709 What Japanese? 191 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,716 You forgot, chief! 192 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,679 Leave some there. Tonight we cook force meat rolls in cabbage, with fish and sugar. 193 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,635 Ok, chief. 194 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,558 I'll go to work. My pigs are waiting for me. 195 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,599 You stay right here and don't open the door to anyone. 196 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,677 Especially if those from the electricity come. 197 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,637 They ring and knock like stupids. We postpone them till Friday. 198 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,590 Ok, chief! 199 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,749 Stop calling me "chief"! My name is... 200 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,710 I know, from Dimitrie. 201 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,756 You told me yesterday, but you forgot. 202 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,715 I'm Norica... 203 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,715 from Eleonora. 204 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,671 But you also forgot it. 205 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,712 The same with the Japanese. 206 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,711 You have all forgotten. 207 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,599 Do you remember I told you that you were syphilitic... 208 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,592 or that we wouldn't make a nest for a long period... 209 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,677 do you remember? 210 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,796 You really scare me, Mitou! 211 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,551 You silly man! 212 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,755 Tell me... 213 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,679 did you fuck me or not last night? Can you remember? 214 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,629 no... 215 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,631 I could not remember. 216 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,558 This is what happens when you get drunk like a pig. 217 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,678 But how else could I get drunk if not like a pig? 218 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,752 There's no other animal so similar to the man than the pig. 219 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,637 There's no other disgusting animal in this world than the pig. 220 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,677 When the evil was driven away by God's Son out of the man, 221 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,593 he hid among pigs. 222 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,598 You really scare me, Mitou. 223 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,593 All the animals are blind for a while when they are born, 224 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,597 a few days 225 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,553 or a few weeks. 226 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,589 Only the pigs 227 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,797 have a kind of cloth on their eyes, when they are born 228 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,637 which disappears with the first sunray. 229 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,673 Only them and the children start seeing so fast. 230 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,636 Only the man and the pig 231 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,677 are so impatient. 232 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,719 They are possessed by a kind of devilish curiosity. 233 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,717 They are eager to see the divine light. 234 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,798 A pig is able of killing its brother for a pumpkin crust. 235 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,553 The pig is the man's brother, Norica. 236 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,711 These must be the idiots with the electricity. 237 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,597 I won't open. 238 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,710 Our little brother Nicusor is here! 239 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,756 Our brother from America is here! 240 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,711 Are you stupid or what? 241 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,759 We wanted to make you a surprise, to have some fun. 242 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,669 Get out of there! 243 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,755 I couldn't help it. 244 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,749 Are you going to come here or not? 245 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,709 Laugh, Nicu! 246 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,677 What are you doing here? 247 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,718 I bought this from the airport in New York, seven dollars... 248 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:42,555 We wanted this to be a surprise but this blockhead ruined everything. 249 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,629 I couldn't help it. 250 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,635 What are you doing here? 251 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,711 I came to see you! 252 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,711 Wait for me to wash, I smell of pigs. 253 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,677 The same business? 254 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,799 This is what father gave us: the pigs to me, America to you. 255 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,669 - Orphan, ha? - Get lost. 256 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,591 Give me a break! 257 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,797 I came here for you, to forget about everything... Can't you forget it? 258 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,669 You make the shit smell! 259 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,630 To forget it, ha? 260 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,755 Why not? Fuck it! 261 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,552 To let bygones be bygones? 262 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,755 Got it! Can't you once be "gallant"? 263 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,789 Ok, if you say so. 264 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,716 I've learned one thing from my pigs. 265 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,633 The man descends from the pig not from the monkey. 266 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,749 The pig is the man's brother. 267 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,596 So may you live one thousand years! 268 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:36,550 You were saying you're waiting for the citizenship before coming here. 269 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,598 It will be easier for me to come when I have the citizenship. 270 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,554 We will come there. You just be happy you escaped from this country. 271 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,796 I will come with my wife, Norica. 272 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,749 I took my chance. They could have turned me back. 273 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,709 - Why should they turn you back? - Just like this. 274 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,712 Stop it! Take it and go away, you get on my nerves! 275 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,550 Listen... 276 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,715 Are you going to tell us about it? 277 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,553 Tell us about America. 278 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,789 I've seen and passed through many things. 279 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,755 Tell us what you've seen! We'll never have this chance. 280 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,710 Leave him! He's too weak and scared to speak! 281 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,712 Until he gets his citizenship, they will keep an eye on him. 282 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,711 You stupid fuck! 283 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,711 Get the hell out of here! 284 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,716 You can play with the bottles here. 285 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,638 Throw them on the cars one by one, ok? 286 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,557 Don't tell anything 'till I'm back! 287 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,676 What are you doing girls? 288 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,597 Sit down, dear! 289 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,717 Can you make some room, cousin? I want to wash. 290 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,633 Pee, don't worry! Mitou is family! 291 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,669 Don't you remember her, Mitou? 292 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,638 She is Cristina. She won the bronze in Tokyo. 293 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,638 Cristina, "wide opened legs", we all grew up together. 294 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,789 Why are you dwarf, Cristina? 295 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,712 If the Party filled us with testosterone... 296 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,717 And after separating from Florin and Nelu, I went to Hollywood. 297 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,756 Have you really been to Hollywood? 298 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,678 So I stayed a while around those artists' villas. 299 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,718 I was so proud, thinking if those from my country knew where I was. 300 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,716 If my family only saw where I was. 301 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,588 I was rummaging through their garbages, looking for bread, bones... 302 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,636 I was living eating from the garbages. 303 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,789 And plumes, also. 304 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,592 There were some huge and sweet plums like this... 305 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,750 and oranges... - Oranges? 306 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,638 Sure, it was the season. A lot of orchards. 307 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,676 It was summer, it was so beautiful! 308 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,551 I was such a good time... 309 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,551 Don't tell me! You have been to Hollywood! 310 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,595 Sure I was! 311 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,717 Have you seen Ava Gardner's swabs in those garbages? 312 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,677 Sure I did. 313 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,755 Have you seen pools, also? 314 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,556 Of course I did. 315 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,710 I've seen many things around there. 316 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,591 Despite this, sometimes you miss home. 317 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,671 - Remember little Cocarlatu... George? - Yes... 318 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,597 He cut his veins! He couldn't take it anymore! 319 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,636 Why didn't he come home? 320 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,795 Oh, my God, I forgot. 321 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,670 Sorry! I forgot you can't tell anything... 322 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,671 I forgot... Damn my muscles! 323 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,797 Quickly, brothers! Help me! I need a nail to stick it in my head! 324 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,712 Stop this bullshit! You have no audience! 325 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,756 - Tell me, your brothers... - What's the matter with them? 326 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,676 Totally out of their minds. And this midget with his wife... 327 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,799 They love each other very much. She got her uterus sewn to have a baby! 328 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,715 You idiot! 329 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,637 Shut up and don't move from here! 330 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,678 Don't you dare going anywhere! Understood? 331 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,555 What happened, godmother? 332 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,710 This idiot broke the windscreen of a car! 333 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,712 - Well done. Why did he park in the street? - But where else? 334 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,598 In the garage, like in America! 335 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,756 Well done, boy! How did you do it? 336 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,712 Go on! Teach him only rubbish! 337 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,631 But he knew it already! 338 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,671 Sit down! Nicu will tell us about America! 339 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,799 Tell us, Nicu! How is it like in America? 340 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,710 He won't tell us he lives a good life there. He's afraid we may come to him. 341 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,753 I used an ultramodern procedure when they sewed my uterus. 342 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,678 - Have you seen The Statue of Liberty? - Yes, I did. It's very high. 343 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,675 How high is it? 344 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,791 Stop that thing! 345 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,794 Tell us, how high is it? 346 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,755 As high as that block. 347 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,712 In America, they have other methods for this problem with the uterus... 348 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,791 Will you give me a break with your uterus's problem? 349 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,715 You, tell everything! 350 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,633 I've been living in New York for 3 years. I've had my ups and downs. 351 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,712 Now I work in a restaurant for a Romanian, Leibovici. 352 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,594 He lives near Arad. I wash the dishes in the kitchen. 353 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,593 I wash the toilets too when required. 354 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,717 A mountain of plates! I even dream about them at night! 355 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,637 I have enough money. 356 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,678 Last summer, I worked here and there, saved some money and I went to L.A., 357 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,756 where I made a deal with Florin and Nelu. 358 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,552 I would have stayed more with them but I needed money to come and see you. 359 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,599 So, I went back to New York to earn money so that I can come here to you. 360 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,636 Tell us, is it good or bad living there? 361 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,630 Look... 362 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,796 Say if it's better or worse than here. 363 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,593 It's good everywhere if you obey and you mind your own business. 364 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,756 Here or there, is the same. 365 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,636 So, if it's good here, why did you leave? 366 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,716 As long as you mind your own business is good everywhere. 367 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,712 That is you must know your limits. 368 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,789 It would be better to keep your mouth shut. 369 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,715 Why keep it shut? 370 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,557 Just like this. 371 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,677 Or you must talk more about good things, only about good things... 372 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,673 as they can hear you, here and there too, and at any moment they can... 373 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,716 Get the fuck out of here! 374 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,633 And you can suck my dick with your dandy tie! 375 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,636 Who do you think you are to make fun of me? 376 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,758 Look what a nice wife Dimitrie has got! 377 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,791 So when will we dance at the wedding? 378 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,637 Has the rice swelled in you, you losers? 379 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,631 Marriage! Marriage! 380 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,756 In autumn! Listen, Nicu... 381 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,552 when do you get back in America? In autumn, too? 382 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,550 No, tomorrow. 383 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,677 Heard him, Norica? This mister is leaving tomorrow! Tomorrow!? 384 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,638 He has been here for a month, no sign of life, 385 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,712 he hasn't written a line in 5 years, has gone in America in my place, 386 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,591 and now, he's going back tomorrow! 387 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,558 Yes, tomorrow. You can come at the airport if you want! 388 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,631 When did it arrive? 389 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,594 I don't know. I've found it this morning near the door. 390 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,557 What will we do? 391 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,598 We'll go at the airport tomorrow to say good bye to the idiot. 392 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,595 And after? 393 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,749 After... 394 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,597 I'll tell you what we do next: I'm going to Gili. 395 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,557 I come with you. 396 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,629 You are crazy. 397 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,715 You'll say I'm your cousin. 398 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,677 I tell you, you're totally insane. 399 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:22,550 You didn't get it, did you? I'll be his wife this autumn. 400 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,790 You should send this picture to Nicu in America. 401 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,670 The little boy will be pleased to see it. 402 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,711 Do you still take pictures? 403 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,755 No, I'm not, father. 404 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,629 - Don't you? - No. 405 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,710 You are such a waste. 406 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,631 Would you like to drive? 407 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,712 I don't want to hit it. I'm not in the habit of driving anymore. 408 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,553 At least if you liked driving. 409 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,676 Better than nothing else. 410 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,675 Look at your brother! 411 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,591 He has got something. 412 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,636 At least he is useful somehow. 413 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,795 I don't have to worry about him anymore. 414 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,794 ...Leibovici's plates... 415 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,716 Sorry? Say it loud and clear if you have the guts! 416 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,677 I didn't say anything, father. 417 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,756 But you were nagging something. 418 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,712 You can leave me and Norica at the end of the park. 419 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,677 Were you not supposed to go to work? 420 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,672 What hour do you start working? 421 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,629 2 P.M., isn't it? 422 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,797 3 P.M. I've started working at this hour for years 423 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,591 and I've been telling you this for years now. 424 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,557 He is old. 425 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,790 We become boring and curious, we start forgetting. 426 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,749 This is the problem with old aged persons. 427 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,793 Even if you start at 3 P.M., you'll be late. It's 12.45 P.M. already. 428 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,558 I'll be there in time! Why do you worry so much? 429 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,710 I worry if I see you don't worry. 430 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,712 Ok, let's start worrying! All of us, let's worry! 431 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,591 What are you doing, Costel? Why don't you worry? 432 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,595 Leave him alone. 433 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,673 Tell me what's his fucking problem: "what hour do you start?" 434 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,752 No one cries for me or for my salary there. 435 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,629 People are not into pigs! 436 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,675 I believe you! 437 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,597 Oh, do you believe me? 438 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,592 Ok, you're a major and vaccinated. I'm out of it... 439 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,592 You're out of it, ha? Stop the car! 440 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,671 Leave him drive! 441 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,709 I said to stop the car! 442 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,677 Leave him drive! 443 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,630 Stop it! 444 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,790 Are you insane? Do you want to kill us? 445 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,591 Stop the car! Are you deaf? 446 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,552 Stop it! You know I'm syphilitic! 447 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,716 You idiot! You were about to kill us all! 448 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,672 Do you remember when I made the request for a Visa? 449 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,796 You came to me where I was, at the pigs. Remember, mother? 450 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,670 I was 16 years old. After one year in jail. 451 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,750 Don't worry! Norica must know everything! 452 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,717 You started begging: "Retire your request or I'll be fucked up!" 453 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,749 You know your father has tension! You'll kill him! 454 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,556 Do you remember, father? 455 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,712 I stayed there with my pigs so that you can come today and make fun of me. 456 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,677 Shut up, it's my turn to talk now! 457 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,639 And after the revolution who was sent to America using relations? 458 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:32,793 Nicu, who after 5 years is still washing Leibovici's plates and toilets! 459 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,716 Shut up, I'm talking! 460 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,597 I'll disappear from your life! 461 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,677 Starting from tomorrow, I'll be in the army for two years. 462 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,596 Now, listen to me carefully! 463 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,639 You've postponed my army for 4 years, though I never asked for it. 464 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:51,599 I had enough of your relations. It's over, hear me? 465 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,677 I'm going to army even if it's the hell there! 466 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,795 That's what I want and I warn you 467 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,559 if you ever use any relation again I kill you. Hear me, mom? 468 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,629 I'll burn your house. 469 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,757 And don't you dare send me any package or they'll end up at pigs! 470 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,636 Come on, move it! Get off! 471 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,669 - Get lost! Get lost! - You idiot! 472 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,719 That's enough! Fuck you and your palsied family! 473 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,791 From now on each will follow his own way! 474 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,755 Three more beers. 475 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,636 And don't stare at me so much or I'll pour them. 476 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,597 - Are you going with me to a movie tonight? - You're kidding. 477 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,596 There's a new Indian movie on. It'll make you cry. 478 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,709 The Sandokan one? I've already seen it. 479 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,711 No, that's a fight movie. This one's about love. 480 00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,789 Give me a break! 481 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,716 What are you doing here? Will you stay with him all day? 482 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,552 Bring her here, Gili, she forgot about our beers! 483 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,551 These two are going to ruin me. 484 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,675 What were you doing? Talking to that little boy? 485 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,631 - Yes! - Oh! 486 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,558 May our boss Gili live long! 487 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,551 Cheers, Gili! 488 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,631 May Gili Trandafir live long! 489 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,789 Where is your old car? 490 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,637 I let it breathe. We've suffocated together. 491 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,598 Pour a beer to me, too! I'm melted. 492 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,589 What are you doing? 493 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,757 They are both new, taken from the streets. I must watch them. 494 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,595 - Especially her. - Especially. 495 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,592 What's wrong with you, Norica? 496 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,756 She is so shy! Just a child! 497 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,592 She knows what will happen this autumn... 498 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,789 if she is a good girl. 499 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,715 Mitu, my cousin. He must go to the army. 500 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,669 What're you saying? 501 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,557 There's my cousin, Mitu. 502 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,756 He came to say good bye. He's going to the army. 503 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,597 Come here! 504 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,752 Good day! Norica told me about you uncle Gili... 505 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,593 I'm her cousin. I came to say good bye before going to army. 506 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,795 Sit down! 507 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,789 Order a beer! 508 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,675 Bring a beer for your cousin! 509 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,789 - Two years? - Yes, two. 510 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,672 Are you going to bring that beer? Add 5 grilled meat rolls, too! 511 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,796 God bless you! 512 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,716 God bless you, uncle Gili! 513 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,595 God bless you! May you live one thousand years! 514 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,757 And in autumn, the marriage! Good luck with Norica! 515 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,669 Good luck, Norico! 516 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,597 Shall I come and pick you up this night? 517 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,636 - To pick you up... - What? 518 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,636 I come to take you with my bike. 519 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,715 Are you really so stupid? 520 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,789 Why? It's not so far away. 521 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,715 You really stink! 522 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,631 You fucking bitch! 523 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,671 Thanks a lot, uncle Gili! 524 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,711 May God help you! 525 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,795 Good luck! 526 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,593 You can stay there and talk if you say you're leaving tomorrow. 527 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,751 Who knows when you see each other again? 528 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,716 Sit down, Norico! 529 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,553 So, is it true you went to jail? 530 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,749 Why? 531 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,715 Rape attempt. 532 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,552 A Japanese, too? 533 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,677 No, she was from Giulesti. She gifted me some disease. 534 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,553 And the syphilis? Later on? 535 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,795 May you live, Gili! 536 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,715 Good day to everybody! 537 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,635 May you live uncle Gili and we next to you! 538 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,597 I'm not giving anything without money! 539 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,756 Come on... Only till Monday when I have the money. 540 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:09,755 Norica give him a brandy! 541 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,717 A vodka! And may you live long! 542 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,591 Don't cross the line! It's much already! 543 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,639 May God give you a car! He gave you a chick already! 544 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,791 You were lucky! 545 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,711 Luck is made with the hands! 546 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,636 - May you fuck her 100 years from now! - Isn't it a bit too much? 547 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,597 How is she? 548 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,633 She has a certain thing... 549 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,789 I have never seen such a thing! 550 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,635 Tell us, how is she? 551 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,711 You syphilitic! 552 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,677 Leave the canister! 553 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,750 One, two, three, four! 554 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,709 Form the group! 555 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,636 Arrange three by three! 556 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,669 He doesn't understand! He's new! 557 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,597 He's new! He doesn't get a thing! 558 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,710 Come on! 559 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,709 What do they have? 560 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,598 You're going in shit instead of them. 561 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,750 They are the veterans. My brother told me this. 562 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,549 They are so big! Mr. Corporal will we go inside? 563 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,710 Shut your mouth and withdraw your paunch! 564 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,671 Platoon! Halt! 565 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,636 Arrange! Put out your cigarette! 566 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,635 Show me what you've got! 567 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,592 Understood! 568 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,669 Lie down! 569 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,677 Lie down! Are you deaf? 570 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,556 Your private life is over. 571 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,789 Listen to me carefully! 572 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,796 Here, you're not in a pub! 573 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,591 Here, you defend your country! 574 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,717 Even if you want it or not! 575 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,756 I will make men out of you! 576 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,755 Stand up! 577 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,750 I can't believe it! What's this? 578 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,635 Tired, soldier? 579 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:26,675 Mr. Lieutenant... 580 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,716 Shut up! Come here! 581 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,598 I can feel your wine flavour, you miserable! 582 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:49,679 Look what he has here! 583 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,790 Are you a faggot or a woman? 584 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,716 Shut up! Did I allow you to laugh? 585 00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,715 Take it off 586 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,676 or I'll take it off together with your ear. 587 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,557 Got it? 588 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,669 Lie down! 589 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,709 Not you, him! 590 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,591 Corporal, take over! 591 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,709 Stand up! 592 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,675 Lie down! Stand up! Lie down! 593 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,636 Did I say "lie down"? 594 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,551 I've brought some grilled meat rolls. 595 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:08,678 I'm not touching Gili Trandafir's rolls. 596 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,678 It's not about Gili, I stole them. 597 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,715 Then I can accept them. 598 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,716 Pay attention, there's a can of beer, too. 599 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,671 It's not allowed. 600 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,749 What's wrong with you? 601 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,717 These assholes put some bromide in my food to make fun of me. 602 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,594 It is said there're some who grill meat rolls out of human flesh. 603 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,790 You are used to it, aren't you? 604 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,551 So, you came to see me... 605 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,677 Yes, why not? You fought for me, remember? 606 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,754 Does he still touch you? 607 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,755 Of course he does. It's his right. 608 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,749 I will kill him. 609 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,632 Why don't you talk to your father to get you out of here? 610 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,638 I have no father, idiot. 611 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,711 What about me? Must I wait for you for 2 years? 612 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,749 You wait for me. 613 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,635 Why should I? 614 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,756 Because I want so. 615 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,591 I'll get out of here when I want. 616 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:11,755 You hurt me. 617 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,756 Stay calm, Mitu! 618 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,709 How are you doing here? 619 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,756 I miss you like crazy. 620 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,559 I've brought some nuts jam, your favourite. 621 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,749 They love it, too! 622 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,589 Can I? 623 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,597 What if people see us? 624 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,795 They won't see. 625 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,595 Take them off! 626 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,635 Are you alright? 627 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,795 Take them off, hear me? 628 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,633 Tonight Ex-Rock will be performing on the stadium. Are we going? 629 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:08,795 I'm not allowed. I'm punished. 630 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,716 Then I'll go with Marin, the boy from the grill. 631 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,712 If you're going with him I'll break his head. 632 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,596 But if you can't move from here... 633 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,636 I'll manage to see you. 634 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,709 Don't touch her! 635 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,710 Shut up! 636 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,758 Take your hands off her! Norica! 637 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,755 Ex-Rock! 638 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,598 Why do you always get me into troubles, Cafanu? 639 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:09,709 Why? 640 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:12,749 Tell me! 641 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,638 Come... move it! 642 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,597 Come on! Move it, move it, move it! 643 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,635 The mask! 644 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:24,755 Raise your weapon! 645 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,552 Like this! 646 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,709 You move slowly, soldier! 647 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,759 I heard you breed pigs in your private life. This won't change. 648 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,750 You stayed with pigs before, with pigs you'll stay from now on. 649 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,669 Raise your weapon! 650 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,677 Put the weapon above your head! 651 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,597 What're you doing? Are you tired? 652 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,715 Come on! Move it, move it! 653 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,555 Stand up! 654 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,591 Stand up! Don't you hear me? 655 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,789 Keep the mask on your face! 656 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,638 Like this! If you can get me in shit 657 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,551 why couldn't I do the same to you? 658 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,669 Back to your place! 659 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,669 Mr. Colonel... 660 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,591 I haven't seen you when you came. 661 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,796 - Are there any problems with the soldiers? - Not at all. 662 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,750 I was told something different. You didn't let him go home at all. 663 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,676 He is punished. I went to take him from the police at night. 664 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,637 And you put him with the pigs! 665 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,709 I just took all the necessary measures. 666 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,789 Following what regulations? 667 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,592 You know we have had a misfortune in the unit before. 668 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:06,635 It was an accident. 669 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:07,755 Let me finish! 670 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,552 Lieutenant... 671 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:13,633 do you know how many of them are able to use a weapon here? 672 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,715 Five per cent. 673 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,712 Heard me? Five per cent. 674 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,795 I wonder if you and me belong to this category. 675 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:25,554 I want this soldier in my office, I'll take care of him. 676 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,756 Cafanu is an irreconcilable element. 677 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,633 And I give the orders in this unit! 678 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,795 Listen to me! 679 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,672 I knew his father, he was a kind of minister. 680 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,711 Cafanu was 16 years old, he wanted to go to America. 681 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,588 His father begged him not to leave: "You'll ruin my career." 682 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,713 So, this loser didn't go, so that his father could be clean. 683 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,675 Understood? 684 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,631 Shall I bring some water? 685 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,715 It's no problem. 686 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:19,631 Good evening, Mr. Mitu! 687 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,591 You can suck me! 688 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,716 I thought it was the orderly officer. Come in! 689 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,676 You got it all here! 690 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,718 Look: bureau, phone, papers! 691 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,631 Sit down! 692 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,591 The world changed! 693 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,557 You're somebody now! 694 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,632 Let me offer you something to drink! It's 5 stars... 695 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,639 Poor Colonel... I don't know why he keeps this since he's not allowed to drink. 696 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,637 - Tell me, have you seen her? - Yes. 697 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,557 - And? - And what? 698 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,597 How is she? 699 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,591 The Colonel will notice someone drank here. 700 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,591 I've told you he's not drinking! 701 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,710 I'll replace it with some tea. Same colour. Tell me! 702 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,756 Put some bromide for his dick! 703 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,670 Are you idiot? Tell me: how is she? 704 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,758 I'll tell you, but I want a day off. You know how to do it. 705 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,716 The paper with the stamp is enough. I'll imitate the signature. 706 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:08,755 Ok. 707 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,710 Come on, tell me! 708 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,597 - I'll tell you, but you won't like it. - Just tell me. 709 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,795 - Don't tell me I didn't warn you! - Say it! 710 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,558 Gili fucks her! Don't hit me or I scream! 711 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,675 How can you know it, idiot? 712 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,548 She moved with him. He doesn't hide fucking her, 713 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,632 he fucks her in his bed. They'll marry. 714 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,671 Do you think you're Gili? 715 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,597 He has money. 716 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:44,549 Fuck that bitch! Saturday, we go to Bica the Lame and fuck all night! 717 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,598 Who fucks her puts his signature on her wooden leg! 718 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:50,551 Stop thinking about that bitch! 719 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,552 Wake up! Let her go! 720 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,679 Mr. Colonel, let me go home, I have something to solve. 721 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,548 You call me back one year from now. I promise I'll be here. 722 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:11,632 Why don't you talk to your father? 723 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,716 He can arrange this. 724 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,633 You know he just waits for you to do this! 725 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,671 I don't have any father. 726 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,632 Mitu, I've been knowing you since you were a child. 727 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,593 I think you take me for somebody else. 728 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,750 Ok, if you say so... 729 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:36,554 But it should be clear to you. I can't help you here. 730 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,675 I can't let you go. 731 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,676 Understood, Colonel. 732 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,791 I said "naked"! 733 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,631 Your pants off! 734 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,676 Take off your pants, you idiot! Quickly! 735 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,595 Stand up! 736 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,795 To the left! 737 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,638 What shall I tell you? Welcome here? 738 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,593 You're welcomed in a bad place! 739 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,597 This place is called The Snake Pit because they're so many. 740 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,638 No one knows how they can live here. 741 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,670 Let me introduce myself! 742 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,679 I'm Burci, the Capitan, with one long dick to fuck you all! 743 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,590 Patan! 744 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,710 18 months for desertion! 745 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:02,715 Secasu! 746 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,750 30 months for killing a Corporal! 747 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,749 6 months for stealing materials! 748 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:10,675 You fucker! 749 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:11,675 Dode! 750 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,711 - 4 years for killing by imprudence! - Not my fault! 751 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,637 I am talking here! 752 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:19,675 - Cafanu! - Present! 753 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,796 30 months for indiscipline! 754 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,591 You're such a loser! 755 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,756 Defecting with the weapon, 3 years! I'll fuck you! 756 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,755 Cretan! 757 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,795 Stealing from the unit's storehouse! You're fucked up! 758 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,557 We are bad, aren't we? 759 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,671 We are tattooed... 760 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,638 Starting from tomorrow no long hair, rings, earrings, 761 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,790 bullshits like these. Jerk off! 762 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:12,749 llies! 763 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,593 18 months for hitting your superior! My fucking dick! 764 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,755 You're the one? 765 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,597 At your orders, Captain! 766 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,758 Where do I know you from? 767 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,631 How did you do it? 768 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:30,715 Like this? 769 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,591 Stand up! 770 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,557 Come here, I said! 771 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,632 I'm the Captain Burci. I've shot a soldier. 772 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,749 A loser like this one... 773 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,712 He didn't want to co-operate. 774 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,718 He recognized to my face so I shot him! 775 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,679 So I'm warning you in advance! 776 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,751 What are you doing, idiots? 777 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,672 Lieutenant Pricop says he doesn't need them now. 778 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:59,593 Fucking assholes! Won't he need them later on? 779 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,709 Isn't it right? 780 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,591 - Yes, Captain. - Then... 781 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,796 Then it means you must carry them back. 782 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,757 Why are you back? I've already told you I don't need them. 783 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,790 The commandant said to leave them here. You'll use them later. 784 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,597 I'll call you when I need them. 785 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,638 I don't need his materials now. 786 01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:07,749 Take them back! 787 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,669 Didn't get it? 788 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,551 I am talking to you! 789 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,635 Attention! Move it! 790 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,557 llies died. 791 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,551 The fucking assholes killed him. 792 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,789 Patan! 793 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:06,635 Secasiu! 794 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,675 Motoc! 795 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:13,629 Berila! 796 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:16,709 llies! 797 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,598 I'll take the package for him. 798 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,552 Are you idiot or what? 799 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,557 Oh, I forgot about this. 800 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,711 Do you have anything for me? 801 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,669 Take this! 802 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,755 Look, there's something for you, too! 803 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,794 Words don't cost a thing. 804 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,553 Mitu, listen to me carefully... 805 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,754 and don't forget a word: 806 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,677 Don't wait for me. I'll never come to see you again. 807 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:51,757 I don't know where you are now and I don't even want to know. 808 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,553 Don't you dare see me again with or without your tank! 809 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:01,637 Gili doesn't want to marry me anymore 810 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,678 "to leave his wife for a whore fucked by all the hooligans". 811 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,710 He said he wanted a serious marriage. Me too. 812 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,591 I want a marriage in the church. 813 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,638 With a priest, and then I want a child... 814 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,596 I would have liked a child from you 815 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,757 but it was not possible, it was other way written. 816 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,633 I told you we wouldn't stay long together. 817 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,677 And that you were syphilitic, remember? 818 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,709 Tell me! 819 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,671 Why don't you say anything? 820 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,757 You only love your pigs! 821 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,598 You love animals not people! 822 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,557 Kiss you, Norica. 823 01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,637 Stop! 824 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,557 Mr. Lieutenant! 825 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,716 If you don't stop, I shoot! 826 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,591 I'll make a sieve out of you! 827 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,756 Don't move! Hear me? 828 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,551 - I'll shoot! - Go on, shoot! 829 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,589 Leave me alone! 830 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,671 - Give me the weapon! - It's mine! 831 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,557 Lieutenant! 832 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,675 What is it, cousin? 833 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,589 Did you come to take her with the tank again? 834 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,710 You're going to rot in jail! 835 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,592 Suck it, asshole, suck it! 836 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,631 Idiots! 837 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,716 Only a band of idiots! 838 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:04,794 - How many shots? - Five. 839 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,637 - 7 mm? - Yes. 840 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,712 Shithead! He shot because he was scared. 841 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,670 I've finished. 842 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,591 Take him to a cold place. 843 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,749 So what do you think, Colonel? 844 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,715 Your little innocent man... 845 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,598 My God... how can this be possible? 846 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:24,795 Each effect has its cause. 847 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,592 And we'll find him following the trail. 848 01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,676 Come on, let's lift him up! 849 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,749 Put his arm inside, too. 850 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,756 Don't touch his ring! 851 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,591 I don't understand. 852 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:43,789 I don't understand a thing. 853 01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:57,597 "Soldier Dumitru" 854 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,716 This one has food for sure. 855 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,718 Look: cheese, frankfurters in boxes... 856 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,676 expensive salami. 857 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,715 Want some? 858 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,558 I die of hunger. 859 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:13,638 His mother put olives also. 860 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,709 Don't you want? 861 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,636 There's no bread but we have biscuits. 862 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,757 Even if it's not touched you can get 3 days arrest for this one. 863 01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:27,635 Want to drink? 864 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:28,749 No? Much better. 865 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,757 What a garbage! And it's warm! 866 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:36,669 Are you not thirsty? 867 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:38,709 If you really want to know... 868 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,712 I don't want to know a shit! 869 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,556 Nothing! 870 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:00,749 You could have sent at least a package. 871 01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,672 What was I supposed to send? Nuts jam? 872 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,629 We get off! 873 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,749 Jump! 874 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:39,789 Come on, jump! 875 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:41,715 I can't. 876 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,676 - Come on! - I can't! 877 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,756 Let me kiss your hands father! 878 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,716 Where do you come from? 879 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:35,633 We come from everywhere. We're here to pray. 880 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,631 The church ritual is over. 881 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:40,717 We're here for something else: we marry. 882 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,597 - Mitu! - I know what I do. 883 01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,551 We want everything to be rightly done. 884 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:45,709 As the habit is. 885 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,633 This habit is not just to be there. 886 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,558 Now it's fast, people shouldn't marry. 887 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:56,713 Then I need the papers of the marriage. 888 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,672 And there's a fee for the Holly Church. 889 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,718 I'll pay it. I'll pay everything. 890 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,591 And you don't have the proper clothes. 891 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,751 She should be in white. Have you been married before? 892 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:13,555 No, I haven't. 893 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:14,629 See it? 894 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:18,759 How should I let you marry if she isn't dressed in white? 895 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,712 Wait, father, I'll dress her up! 896 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,596 Look, what a beautiful bride! 897 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,749 She is beautiful, isn't she? 898 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,670 With the crown, she'll be more beautiful! 899 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,672 The crown is not the problem. 900 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,716 But you need a godfather and a godmother. 901 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,631 Who'll guide the bride to the altar? 902 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,638 I will. And then I can die. 903 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:01,749 My son, God... 904 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,712 God'll understand! Somebody must understand! 905 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:06,715 I understand him. 906 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,597 Father, don't force me... 907 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,591 Now, I understand. 908 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,631 Forgive me, Mitu! 909 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,632 Forgive me, Mitu because I ruined you! 910 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:21,755 Forgive me, God! 911 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:27,672 Father, do as he says or he can kill you! 912 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,715 Why kill me? 913 01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,631 For me. 914 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,671 As you wish, boy. 915 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,711 You'll wear one of my shirts. 916 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,716 We're here to marry servant Eleonora 917 01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:44,791 to servant Dimitrie. 918 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,717 May it be God, Son and the Holly Spirit's will. Amen. 919 01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:45,679 Have mercy! I'll have my licence soon I swear! 920 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,597 Stop talking shit! 921 01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:50,593 Take everything you want, just leave me alone, 922 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,558 I have 6 kids at home to grow! 923 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,711 If you put it like this... 924 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:14,749 you can say it's a wedding ring. 925 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,749 You're so serious! 926 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,589 Let's have fun! 927 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:46,672 May it bring luck to your girl! 928 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,551 You never have enough! 929 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,553 You miserable! 930 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,552 All the people respect me! 931 01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:10,591 What're you saying? 932 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,631 Now, all respect me! 933 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,630 What? 934 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,557 These people... 935 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,751 You're crazy! 936 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,631 What's this? 937 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,556 It sounds like a bumble bee. 938 01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,637 You get off here. 939 01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:10,637 Your trip ends here! 940 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:11,675 And you? 941 01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,553 Me, what? What did you expect? 942 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,598 Mitu, don't say this! We can jump, we can run away... 943 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,757 You can, you're not guilty. You'll tell them I forced you. 944 01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,549 What about you? 945 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:25,749 I will manage better alone. 946 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,636 Get up! We don't have much time! 947 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,635 Keep the mouth organ! 948 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,756 I'll find you. I always did. 949 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:35,637 I'll look for you. Take care of you! 950 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:38,553 If they ask you just tell them I forced you. 951 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:39,709 Don't forget, ok? 952 01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:41,669 Come on, the train goes slower now! 953 01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:42,675 I'm staying. 954 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,716 - Do you jump or I push you? - I'm staying with you. 955 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,557 - Come on! - I want to stay with you! 956 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:47,629 Come on, girl, go! 957 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:50,592 I want to stay with you Mitu! 958 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:52,749 I don't want to go! 959 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,552 Fall down on your knees not to hurt yourself! 960 01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:58,635 One last word... 961 01:17:58,720 --> 01:17:59,709 No more words! 962 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,638 Mitu, I didn't have my period. 963 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,789 Go! 964 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:54,599 Attention! This is a mission of the Internal Ministry. 965 01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,757 I talk to the engine drivers of the locomotive. 966 01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,754 Stop the engine and get off! 967 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:06,714 I repeat: this is a mission of the Internal Ministry. 968 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,718 Of the Internal Ministry! 969 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,669 Cafanu! 970 01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:37,675 Are you there, Cafanu? 971 01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,716 Where are you, Cafanu? 972 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,758 We're here. Are you there? 973 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:48,634 There are 40 sharp shooters here. 974 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,679 They are all specialized in killing people. 975 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:55,638 Would you like to play hide and seek with them? 976 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,756 You're totally wrong, Cafanu! 977 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,797 I'm not a nobody, Cafanu! 978 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:04,636 I'm not any of your low life friends 979 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:07,632 to show me you're the hero! 980 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,597 Everything is surrounded. 981 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:11,795 Did you hear, Cafanu? 982 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:16,673 The soldiers are everywhere, the game is over, you lost! 983 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,558 Everything is over! 984 01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:26,709 Answer me, Cafanu! 985 01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:29,676 Drop your jokes. 986 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,598 Throw your weapon... 987 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,718 and get out with your hands on your head. 988 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:48,635 It's your turn now. 989 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:49,675 Excuse me? 990 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:52,593 Go and divert his attention! 991 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:54,635 I don't understand. 992 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,670 You are his commander. 993 01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:59,756 You're the only one who knows him. 994 01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,716 At least this is what the regulations say. 995 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:06,757 Tell him to throw his weapon till I don't kill him! 996 01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,636 That's why you've brought me here! 997 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,790 You're his commander, he'll listen to you. 998 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:18,673 Tell him he still has a chance, life is worth living, 999 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,716 everything you want. 1000 01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,750 Maybe is better if you go without a weapon. 1001 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,716 We won't stay here till morning, I hope! 1002 01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,551 He is right in this wagon. 1003 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,677 Walk slowly so he can see your hands! 1004 01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:56,755 One last thing... 1005 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:01,717 try not to stay in front of the window. 1006 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,597 Ok, Cafanu! 1007 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:08,752 Your Colonel, Vatasescu, is coming to you! 1008 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,553 He has something to say to you. 1009 01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:12,715 Hear me, Cafanu? 1010 01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:17,715 After all you've done, a Colonel is coming to talk to you. 1011 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:19,631 Ready? 1012 01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:23,672 Try not to disappoint us, Cafanu! 1013 01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:42,598 Can I come in? It's me, Vatasescu. 1014 01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:44,715 Come in! 1015 01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,589 I don't have any weapon. 1016 01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:01,716 Come in! Do you have a light? 1017 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:03,557 I don't smoke anymore. 1018 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,596 The door, please! 1019 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:06,795 The door, yes... 1020 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,678 Please sit down! Vodka? 1021 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,751 I came here to ask for your gun. 1022 01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,551 It won't help you anymore. 1023 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,792 It's not yours, someone is responsible for it. 1024 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:35,794 - If I give it to you, will you leave? - Of course. 1025 01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:37,749 - Even those soldiers? - They, too. 1026 01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:41,757 Fucking shit! I've never thought it'll end up like this! 1027 01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:43,709 Yes, look at us... 1028 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:46,716 You really don't want some vodka? 1029 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:49,597 Ok, I'll drink with you. 1030 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,635 It burns! 1031 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:07,716 - You're not in the habit anymore. - My doctor won't let me... 1032 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:10,758 He also drinks! Don't visit him anymore! 1033 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:12,715 You're right. 1034 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:17,709 When you asked me 1035 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,712 to set you free, what did you want to say? 1036 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:23,750 You were talking about your "duty". 1037 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:29,555 It's true! You cleaned my boots but I can't remember afterwards. 1038 01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:30,755 "I can't do anything for you", you said. 1039 01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:33,716 Yes, you're right to hate me now. 1040 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,711 I don't hate you. 1041 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:43,672 What kills me is maybe if we've talked then... 1042 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:46,636 You wanted something so badly! 1043 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:47,709 To marry. 1044 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,598 That was the problem. And? 1045 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:52,591 I'm married now. 1046 01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:55,591 I never expected this! 1047 01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:58,675 Good luck and may it last! 1048 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,637 Good luck, money and dead enemies! 1049 01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:03,592 How could we clink if we have only one bottle? 1050 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,711 If I knew you're coming... 1051 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,636 You didn't expect me, ha? 1052 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,551 I didn't think about it... 1053 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,671 Did you think I would let you with that madman? 1054 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:17,591 The one who was shouting? 1055 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:23,638 "This is a mission of the Internal forces." 1056 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:24,709 "Fire!" 1057 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:31,709 Do you have a light? 1058 01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,677 Are you insane? 1059 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,591 Go fuck yourself! 1060 01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:47,756 One day, all these will disappear. 1061 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,631 All of them! 1062 01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:51,631 What means "nothing"? 1063 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,789 I'm telling you! 1064 01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:56,712 Carp won't be a major but "Mr. inspector". 1065 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:58,597 May he go to hell! 1066 01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:02,639 There won't be any majors in police and no one will go in the army. 1067 01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:03,755 Won't there be any soldiers? 1068 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:06,591 Yes, but they'll be paid. 1069 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:09,672 They'll come to the barrack like you go to work. 1070 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,711 And the Lieutenant won't get them in shit anymore? 1071 01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:13,756 There'll be nothing written in their contract. 1072 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:16,633 The soldiers can shit on his contracts. 1073 01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:18,551 And you? 1074 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,598 I don't care. I will retire. 1075 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:24,592 I will go fishing. Do you know how to fry fish? 1076 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,551 - Without doubt. - Have you been a cook also? 1077 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,552 Cook, waiter, pig raiser, soldier. Will you take me? 1078 01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:31,676 Only if you know to cook fish. 1079 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:33,597 I'm not coming alone. 1080 01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:35,750 That's right. Bring her, too! 1081 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:37,669 I will, believe me. 1082 01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:39,751 - No problem. - Here she is! 1083 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:43,789 She's beautiful. 1084 01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:45,669 How couldn't she be? 1085 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,711 She is my wife. 1086 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:58,552 This summer, we are going together to America, at my brother. 1087 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:09,756 Do you know what bird this is? 1088 01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:13,756 It's a chaffinch, a blue bird. 1089 01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,671 One night, when I was with the pigs 1090 01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:23,672 a sow gave birth to 12 little pigs. 1091 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:25,676 They drove me crazy with their squeaks. 1092 01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:27,756 You can't know why they're squeaking. 1093 01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,711 Because of the hunger or the fear... 1094 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:33,554 You think the walls will fall down from their noise! 1095 01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,789 So how could I calm them down? 1096 01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:36,715 I used vodka! 1097 01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:39,712 I got them drunk so I can sleep in peace. 1098 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:43,759 They sucked vodka instead of milk. 1099 01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:48,795 Then... 1100 01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:50,755 they fell asleep. 1101 01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:54,670 Then it was silence. 1102 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,671 A silence like in the first day 1103 01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:03,550 when only God's spirit moved above the waters. 1104 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:07,796 Then, I heard this bird. 1105 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:14,798 It was there a smell from the pigs that no one could breathe. 1106 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,710 What were you doing there, little bird? 1107 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,631 Have you ever seen it? 1108 01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:24,634 I'm sorry about one thing: the boy from the snakes unit. 1109 01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:25,715 A miserable just like me. 1110 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,553 He's in hospital, he'll be alright. 1111 01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:29,755 I didn't want to kill him. 1112 01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:32,631 I just wanted to take the gun. 1113 01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:37,591 He was staying like this: "Stop there or I fire!" 1114 01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:38,795 "I shoot!" "Go on, do it! ' 1115 01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:40,669 And I pulled his weapon. 1116 01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:41,709 Get down! 1117 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,631 Mr. Colonel? 1118 01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:33,551 Good morning! 1119 01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:36,711 Can I help you? 1120 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:39,593 Leave the girls and get back to work! 1121 01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:41,636 You get back to your hens! 1122 01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:42,715 Is there a church? 1123 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,718 Yes, the white one, near those trees. 1124 01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:47,677 After the hill. 1125 01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:50,712 Wait a bit and my lorgu will take you there! 1126 01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:52,751 He has the same way towards the fair. 1127 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,555 Is it a fair today? 1128 01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:55,755 Yes, like every Sunday. 1129 01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:57,631 What about that fun park? 1130 01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:00,558 Would you like try some there? 1131 01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:02,710 No, I lived my life. 1132 01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:06,751 I came to baptize my little baby. 1133 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,591 Isn't him a little too big? 1134 01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:13,554 I didn't feel good until now and he was too little to travel. 1135 01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:15,710 - Is there the same priest? - Yes, he is. 1136 01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:19,672 Why did you come such a long way? 1137 01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:21,597 Only I know why... 1138 01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:23,636 Could you take me there? 1139 01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:25,715 lorgu! 1140 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:27,794 Come here, lorgu! 1141 01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:37,715 What will he be called? 1142 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:40,633 He'll have the same name as his father, Mitu Cafanu. 1143 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:46,718 - Did he use to play for Flamura? - No, he didn't. 1144 01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:49,633 Was he not in the second division? 1145 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:52,676 Then why is this name so familiar to me? 1146 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:53,755 You've seen it in newspapers. 1147 01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:57,551 Don't make jokes with me! 1148 01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:00,598 I'll go on feet. You say it's not so far away... 1149 01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:05,629 Iorgu... what is called... 1150 01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:08,632 I have it just on my mind... 1151 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,551 Flamura! 1152 01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:18,591 They played for the right side... 1153 01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:22,639 There were two of them: Canafu and Vatasescu... 1154 01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:24,716 This is it! I remember! 1155 01:33:54,600 --> 01:34:00,675 Translated by: Arina loana Ursachi 83396

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