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Shit. It's under.
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He doesn't know that.
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Yes!
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Oh, yeah.
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G'day.
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Get out of the vehicle.
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No worries.
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Know how fast you were going?
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Faster than I was supposed to,
if you blokes pulled me up.
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You shoot pigs for a living?
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Bet your life.
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Can you read?
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Well, get a bit stuck on the big words
every now and then, but you know.
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Yeah, I can read pretty good.
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Then you'd be able to
read the sign back there
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with the big one-fuckin'-double-zero
on it, wouldn't you?
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You know, I could've sworn I was, you
know, sittin' under 100 there. You know.
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You think I'm talking shit?
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Struth no. No, sorry, mate. No.
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No, look, won't happen
again, all right?
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Where the fuck you
think you're going?
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You bastards. You're
putting me on, aren't you?
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You're not really going
to book me, are you?
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Can I see your license, please?
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You're a long way
from home, aren't ya?
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Look, always travel up north when I'm
doing a bit of hunting, you know.
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Get away from it all. Not
a lot of pigs down south.
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Ooh!
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This, plus a speeding ticket.
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It's an order to take
this car off the road
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for good.
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Tires are as bald as a baby's ass.
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Amazed it's even running.
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Body looks like you've thrown
it off a fuckin' cliff!
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Aw...
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Come on.
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Now you take this piece
of shit back to town,
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and then you get the fuck
back where you came from.
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I don't want to see your ugly
mug around here ever again.
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You understand?
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Or is that too many
big words for you?
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Mate, you sure you
want to give me this?
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Bet your life.
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You have a nice day.
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Ta!
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You fuckin' asshole. Oh, man.
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That's how we keep our
quotas up out here, son.
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Oh, man. "You sure you
want to give me this?"
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Yeah. Pretty sure you just got that rusted
piece of shit taken off the road, too.
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Fuckin' dickhead.
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Oh, man, did you see
the look on his face?
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What a redneck moron.
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Jesus! Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck, the...
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Fuck!
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Shot!
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Where the bloody hell do
you think you're going?
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You're crazy, mate!
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Not me leg. I think it's broken.
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Yeah.
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Ah, shut up, you big crybaby.
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That'll do, pig.
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What do you think
you're fuckin' doing?
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You know, your little mate's right.
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I am a pig shooter.
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You know what I do to pigs
who won't stop squealing?
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I make 'em stop!
68
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Fuck me.
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You stupid pair of bastards.
70
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Look at the fuckin' mess you made,
huh? Now, I gotta clean it up.
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They'll fuckin' find us!
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They'll find the fuckin'
car and then they'll...
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Fuck.
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I want to see my kids.
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Why?
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Mate... Mate, wait.
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I can make the ticket
go away, mate.
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Or I can make you go away.
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Let's go! You are seriously a hero.
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Hello.
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Cool.
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Hey! Thank you! Thank you!
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Have a good trip.
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Awesome.
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They are so cute. I love them.
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What are they called again?
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The little black one's
called Nutella.
88
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Yeah, we have that in Europe, too.
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I know it's brown, but it's my
little daughter's idea of a joke.
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And the little one with the
broken horn is called Casper.
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And, uh, the other
one, that's Marley.
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- Okay.
- Thank you so much.
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- It's all right.
- Here we are.
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Bye-bye, kids.
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- Thank you. Auf Wiedersehen.
- See ya. Okay.
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- See ya, love.
- Thank you very much.
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So cool.
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Oops.
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Hello, and, uh, goodbye.
100
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,634
All right, if you keep fighting
you're gonna go back to the car.
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Motherfucker!
102
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,434
What's wrong with you people?
You afraid to stop or something?
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00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,312
Yahtzee.
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00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,238
What the bloody hell are you
buggers doing out here?
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00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,244
This is a national park.
You can't camp here, mate.
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00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,077
Uh...
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00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:09,083
Sorry, we did not know that was the
case. About national parks, I mean.
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No signs here.
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Oh, well, don't get your knickers in a knot,
mate, I'm not a ranger or anything. Eh?
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00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,600
Look at this bloody fire, mate.
You haven't put it out properly.
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All this bloody saltbush around
here is dry as a nun's nasty.
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You know, one spark, the whole
bloody place will go up!
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Ah. I...
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I did put some water on it.
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Yeah?
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Well, for all the good you've done,
you may as well have pissed on it, eh?
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It was a good thing
I found you, huh?
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Name's Mick.
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Rutger.
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Rutger. Rutger! Eh?
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Kraut, are ya?
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I'm, um... From Germany.
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They usually are.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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Heil, Fräulein.
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Hi.
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Little bit of German for you.
129
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,515
It's good, Fräulein.
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As I was saying, mate, if
the rangers did find you,
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you'd be charged, right?
You wouldn't want that, would you?
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00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,573
No.
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00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,992
As a matter of fact, mate,
I'm going back through town,
134
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so I can give you a lift, okay?
135
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,248
You know, and set you up in a
caravan park for the night.
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00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,833
Right? Yeah?
137
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,787
You wouldn't want to be hiking
back into town, would you?
138
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,462
No, we were hoping to
get lift tomorrow.
139
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:37,301
Like I said, there's no signs here, so did
not think we were doing anything wrong.
140
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,224
Well, I'm offering you a
lift, mate, you know.
141
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So you won't get caught.
142
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:44,852
Um...
143
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,727
Are you sure there's no camping
here? I checked on the map.
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00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,062
I just said so, didn't I?
145
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,449
Well, yes, but...
146
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,700
Well, you calling me a liar?
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00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:04,664
Um...
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00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:09,462
Look, I'm gonna give you one
last chance to help you out.
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All right?
150
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,430
Thank you, but, um, we will stay.
151
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,305
Sorry about the fire and for
making you come out of your way.
152
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,475
Don't you turn your back
on me, you Nazi bastard!
153
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,901
So, let me hear you talk
back now, you dopey cunt.
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00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,620
Rutger!
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Rutger!
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Rutger!
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Rutger!
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Let me go!
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Let me go!
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Eh?
161
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,558
Keep still. Keep still.
Keep fucking still!
162
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,026
Now put your hands together.
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Put your fucking hands together, or I'll
spread your nose all over your face.
164
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,402
Huh?
165
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,863
Now look, I didn't
want to do you here,
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but your stupid fucking
boyfriend forced me.
167
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,916
And now, why wait, eh?
168
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,548
Anyways, my name's Mick Taylor.
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Pleased to meet you.
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00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,263
You know...
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00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,810
I still don't know what you friggin'
tourists see in this place.
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I mean, is this the way you
spend your life, Fräulein?
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00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:02,566
Eh?
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00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,870
Coming out here and
shitting in our backyard?
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Is that what it's all about, eh?
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00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,999
Is it, eh?
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I'm talking to you.
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Talking to you!
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Oh...
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00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,210
Oh, look at that, eh?
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Cookies!
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Rutger!
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Rutger!
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Rutger, no!
185
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Eh?
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Shit!
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He's tougher than a pig.
188
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:52,384
Where you crawling
off to, Fräulein?
189
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,191
Now,
190
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I promise you.
191
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We're gonna spend a nice,
long, few months together.
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There we go!
193
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Non-smoker.
194
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Gutless Kraut now, huh?
195
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,602
Jesus!
196
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:29,402
Rutger, what are you,
part bloody donkey?
197
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:33,159
Who's the lucky girl, then? That'd
make your eyes water, wouldn't it?
198
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Here's a little piggy,
here's his snout.
199
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Slit him open and
his guts fail out.
200
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,751
Get your fucking head out of there.
201
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,429
All good.
202
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,927
The dogs'll like that.
203
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,593
Oh, you mongrel bastard.
204
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,147
Oh, Jesus.
205
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,187
Come on!
206
00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:06,476
Come on.
207
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:11,110
Quickest way to a man's heart
is through his chest, eh?
208
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,910
Doesn't look fucking easy getting through
that fucking breastplate, does it?
209
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,906
Can you fucking believe it?
There we are.
210
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,248
Oh, no. Rip your heart out.
211
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,371
There we go!
212
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,826
Hide and seek, is it?
213
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,982
Hey, come on, girly.
214
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,852
Up the ass.
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Wait, wait.
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You have to run faster than that.
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Clever bitch, eh?
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00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,354
Beck?
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00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,063
Becky?
220
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,561
Hello, Angel?
221
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,941
I can't hear you, babe.
222
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,697
Um...
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Becky.
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Bollocks.
225
00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:12,879
Holy shit!
226
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,300
Help me!
227
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,129
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
228
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,260
What happened?
229
00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:24,757
Did you get hit?
230
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,476
What?
231
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:30,158
It's all right. Come on! We're gonna
get you out of here, all right?
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All right.
233
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,019
Whoa.
234
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:40,072
Hey, is there anyone else?
Is there anyone...
235
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,242
Who did this shit to you?
236
00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:45,036
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on!
237
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,121
Give me your hand, all right?
238
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,331
I don't understand you!
239
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:56,089
Who's this fucking maggot?
240
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,850
Who was that? Who was that?
241
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,691
What the fuck is going on here?
242
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,691
You'll have to do better
than that, asshole!
243
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:23,050
Oh, shit! It's all right!
244
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:28,098
Hey, little pigs, little pigs!
Let me come in!
245
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,851
It's all right!
246
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,935
Come on, you fucker!
247
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:45,940
Whoa!
248
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,116
Fuck! Fuck!
249
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,631
Hold on!
250
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,059
Oh, God!
251
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:40,082
It's all right.
Hang on. It's all right.
252
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,300
See you in hell, cunt!
253
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,170
Jesus.
254
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:50,929
Yeah!
255
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,473
Oh, shit!
256
00:39:58,688 --> 00:39:59,889
Are you all right?
257
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,064
Oh, shit!
258
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,258
Fuck!
259
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,052
For fuck's sake, Mick!
260
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,481
Don't!
261
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,249
Fuck!
262
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:20,965
I'm...
263
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,390
I'm sorry.
264
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,494
Shit!
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00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:59,169
Shit, shit, shit!
266
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,084
Uh...
267
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,142
Hey!
268
00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:23,940
Oh, shit!
269
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:37,037
What the fuck's wrong
with you, you pricks?
270
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,248
Stop, you fucking bastards!
271
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,677
Okay.
272
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,102
Okay.
273
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:26,710
Hey!
274
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,963
Hey!
275
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,132
Stop!
276
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,971
Here! Hey!
277
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:51,910
Oh, fuck me.
278
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,037
Oh, shit!
279
00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,814
Thanks for the truck, blubber guts.
280
00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,277
Let's play, eh?
281
00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:35,988
Come on!
282
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,154
Oh, shit!
283
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:22,951
Whoops.
284
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,920
Bit of music, eh?
285
00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:11,000
Oh, shit!
286
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:18,799
Oh, shit!
287
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:24,897
Hey! Shit! Flying kangaroo!
288
00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:30,110
Oh! Sorry, Skippy.
289
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,778
Hey!
290
00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,792
Welcome to Australia, cocksucker.
291
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,175
Come on.
292
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:31,538
Oh!
293
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,773
Come on!
294
00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:02,421
Shit!
295
00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,684
You'll have to do better than that!
296
01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:01,949
He's got to be hungry, I know that.
297
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:04,782
We didn't know whether to wake you.
298
01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:09,325
We're heading to town as soon
as you've eaten something.
299
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:17,590
Phone?
300
01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:19,675
No phones.
301
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,753
We got shortwave if it was working.
302
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:26,307
It's the magnets. Something
weird in the ground.
303
01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:29,603
Even the TV goes on the
blink now and again.
304
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:32,226
Ah, you got to be
self-sufficient out here.
305
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:36,313
It's all right.
306
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,026
You're safe now.
307
01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:40,715
I'm Lil.
308
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,919
This is Jack.
309
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:46,884
Paul.
310
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:56,060
Come on, son. Eat up.
You'll need your strength.
311
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:20,126
I made it special for you.
312
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,423
You in there, hero?
313
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:35,178
You don't want anyone else
to get hurt, do you, eh?
314
01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:38,227
He's here.
315
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,740
Don't you worry, mate.
I'll see to it.
316
01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,474
Get off my property.
317
01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:20,144
Hey, mate. The boy. Hand him over.
318
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:25,279
I said get the hell away from here.
319
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,780
Now get.
320
01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,225
He's gone.
321
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,394
No. No, he's...
322
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,018
He's not.
323
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:04,146
He will be if I see him again.
324
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,277
The car's at the front.
325
01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,446
We'll all go out together.
326
01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:11,028
You got the keys, no?
327
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:12,358
I can't.
328
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:26,960
Shit.
329
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,682
Hey, baby.
330
01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:21,432
We could have had a
good time, you and me.
331
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,653
Please!
332
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:00,981
Just leave me alone.
333
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,866
Fucking Pommy, eh?
334
01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:06,319
I...
335
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,828
- Huh. Definitely a Pommy.
- Weak as piss.
336
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:25,607
Obviously don't know the
first rule of the Outback, hero.
337
01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:31,037
You never, ever stop.
338
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:36,417
Could have saved yourself
a whole lot of trouble.
339
01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:44,583
Why you here, Pommy?
340
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,757
Please...
341
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,686
I asked you a question.
342
01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:58,765
- Why are you here?
- Please...
343
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:02,059
Please... I didn't...
344
01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:05,316
I didn't mean to interfere.
345
01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:10,409
I should have just left her there
and minded my own business.
346
01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:14,990
Well, maybe I can
answer it for you, huh?
347
01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:17,701
You're here for an adventure.
348
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,461
You're here for a bit
of excitement, hmm?
349
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:26,174
- For the thrill, hey? Hey?
- Yes. Yes! Yes!
350
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,634
- Something a bit different!
- Please.
351
01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:31,465
Please!
Just let me out of here.
352
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,429
And I'll just walk away.
353
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,518
That's a good one.
354
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:40,105
You expect to come to
my fucking country,
355
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:43,275
waltz around like you
own the bloody place,
356
01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:47,445
come between a man and his
meal and "just walk away," eh?
357
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,864
Just like that?
358
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,488
Please! Don't!
359
01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,789
You owe me, boy.
360
01:12:57,498 --> 01:13:00,292
What made you think you could
just take her away from me, huh?
361
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,960
Just wanted to...
362
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,837
Hey? Hey, hey, hey?
363
01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:07,508
Where's your famous
English wit, now? Huh?
364
01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:12,971
Even harder to be a smartass
with no fucking tongue.
365
01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:16,679
There once was a lad from York,
366
01:13:16,767 --> 01:13:18,852
who picked his nose with a fork.
367
01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:21,646
And when it got stuck, he
cried, "I don't give a fuck,"
368
01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:24,600
and walked around
looking like a dork.
369
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:29,613
There once was a man,
uh, from Kansas,
370
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:32,157
whose nuts were made of brass.
371
01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:35,908
In stormy weather, he'd clack them together,
and lightning would shoot out his ass.
372
01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:40,074
What are you doing, Pom? Hmm?
373
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:44,669
There once was an old lady from
Wheeling, who had a peculiar feeling.
374
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:48,465
And she lied on her back,
and tickled her crack,
375
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,880
and pissed all over the ceiling.
376
01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:57,557
"Pissed all over the ceiling."
377
01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:59,643
You're a funny little
fuck, aren't ya, eh?
378
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:02,063
English wit, mate.
379
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,228
Where'd you learn those?
380
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,062
Boarding school.
381
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:07,859
Boarding school, huh?
382
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,861
Pants-down, botty-whackers, eh?
383
01:14:09,862 --> 01:14:12,565
Only on weekends.
384
01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:16,201
You still know fuck
all about my country,
385
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:18,700
eh, you little Pommy ponce?
386
01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:22,166
There once was an
Australian stockman,
387
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,412
lying, dying.
388
01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:29,756
And he got up on one elbow
389
01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:34,053
and he turned to his mates who had
all gathered around and he said...
390
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:37,382
Watch me Wallabies feed, mate
391
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,096
Watch me Wallabies feed
392
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,560
They're a dangerous breed, mate
393
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,978
So watch me Wallabies feed
394
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,105
All together now!
395
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:47,649
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
396
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,773
Tie me kangaroo down
397
01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:52,445
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
398
01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:54,273
Tie me kangaroo down
399
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:57,075
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl
400
01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:58,994
Keep me cockatoo cool
401
01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:01,746
Don't go acting a fool, Curl
402
01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:04,374
Just keep me cockatoo cool
All together now!
403
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:06,577
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
404
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,587
Tie me kangaroo down
405
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,589
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
406
01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:13,337
Tie me kangaroo down
407
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,094
Take me koala back, Jack
408
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:17,887
Take me koala back
409
01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,265
He lives somewhere out
on the track, Mac
410
01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:21,933
So take me koala back
411
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,184
All together now!
412
01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:25,228
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
413
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:27,181
Tie me kangaroo down
414
01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:29,816
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
415
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:31,815
Tie me kangaroo down
416
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:34,571
Play your didgeridoo, Blue
417
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:36,322
Play your didgeridoo
418
01:15:36,323 --> 01:15:38,950
Keep playing 'til I
shoot through, Blue
419
01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:40,285
Play your didgeridoo
420
01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:41,829
All together...
421
01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:48,294
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
422
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,173
Tan me hide when I'm dead
423
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,633
So we tanned his hide
when he died, Clyde
424
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,802
And that's it hanging on the shed!
Hey!
425
01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:05,019
Fuck me.
426
01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:10,353
You mad little British bastard.
427
01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:12,025
Well, you know...
428
01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,027
Where do you know that song from?
429
01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:16,151
Uh... My mother had the record.
430
01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:18,820
- Oh.
- We'd listen to it endlessly as kids.
431
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,661
My word, eh?
432
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:27,204
You are a knowledgeable
little prick, eh?
433
01:16:38,844 --> 01:16:40,136
I'll tell you what, mate.
434
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,556
Let's have a fucking drink, eh?
435
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,435
I thought you'd never
fucking ask, mate.
436
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:50,230
"I thought you'd
never fucking ask."
437
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:23,429
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
438
01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:29,238
There you are, son. Let's wrap the
laughing gear around this one, eh?
439
01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:31,935
Oh. Thanks. It'd be better
to have a free hand.
440
01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:35,522
Oh. Thanks for mentioning that.
I would never have thought. You know.
441
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:36,894
There we go.
442
01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:40,731
- Thank you.
- Okay.
443
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,957
- Get that up, son.
- Thank you.
444
01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,375
Please.
445
01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:00,209
Here's looking up ya bum.
446
01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,469
Whoo...
447
01:18:06,765 --> 01:18:08,099
All right, isn't it?
448
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:11,769
Tastes like camel's piss but, Jesus,
it gives a man a fuckin' buzz.
449
01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:14,564
Rum. It's all me and my mates
used to drink back home.
450
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:16,816
Yeah? Rum, eh? Here's a good one.
451
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:19,944
My name is old Jack Palmer
I once dug for gold
452
01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:22,697
The song I'm 'bout to sing ya
Recalls the days of old
453
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,450
When I'd plenty mates around me
and the mates would fairly hum
454
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:28,655
As we all sat together
round the old keg of rum
455
01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:32,123
The old keg of rum,
the old keg of rum
456
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:35,794
As we all sat together
round the old keg of rum
457
01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:38,501
The old keg of rum...
458
01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:44,838
Australians all, let us rejoice
459
01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:50,051
For we are young and free
460
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:55,978
With golden soil and
wealth for toil
461
01:18:56,148 --> 01:19:00,228
Our home is girt by sea
462
01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:05,240
I hate that fucking song.
463
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,866
"Girt by sea."
464
01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:07,951
Who's "Gert"?
465
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:10,119
Some fucking big butch lesbian
466
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,580
standing astride Sydney
fucking heads or something.
467
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,203
It's a fucking shit song.
468
01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,203
Hmm...
469
01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:19,747
Oh, shit.
470
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:31,639
Now, seeing as you're such an amusing
fucking Einstein know-it-all bastard,
471
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,310
I got this little game
we can play, huh?
472
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,396
- Kind of like a quiz. Yeah.
- Right.
473
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:40,149
I call it Aussie history.
474
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:44,862
I ask you 10 questions, you get
half of 'em right, so, five,
475
01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:46,572
and then I'll let you go.
476
01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:48,525
Does that sound all right to you?
477
01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:53,997
That's... That sounds
fucking brilliant.
478
01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:55,541
Really?
479
01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:58,581
Sorry. I didn't get
your name, mate.
480
01:19:58,669 --> 01:20:00,587
Ah. Mick Taylor's the name.
481
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,965
Pig-shooter and general
fuckin' Outback legend.
482
01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:05,883
Right. Cheers.
483
01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:08,928
- You ready to rock 'n' roll?
- Yeah.
484
01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:20,144
What's that for, Mick?
485
01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,351
Oh, I forgot to mention.
486
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:28,115
For each one that you get wrong,
I get to grind off a finger.
487
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:35,331
So, 10 questions, 10 fingers. Kind
of fitting, you know what I mean?
488
01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:36,957
Of course.
489
01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:42,587
So it's sort of like Who
Wants To Be a Millionaire?
490
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:43,796
Yeah!
491
01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:46,424
Except you don't get to phone
a friend if you get one wrong
492
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:50,220
because you'll be too busy
screaming in fucking agony.
493
01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:57,303
All right.
494
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,355
Let's rock 'n' roll then.
495
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:04,484
All right. We'll start
off with an easy one.
496
01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:09,031
What Aboriginal term
meaning "waterhole"
497
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:13,824
is also the name of an Australian
surf clothing company?
498
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:24,663
Billabong.
499
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:27,499
Very good.
500
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,009
- Next one's a bit harder.
- Right.
501
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,212
But you're a stinkin' Pom,
so you'll be all right.
502
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:38,019
In what year did the British
settle in Australia?
503
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,267
Oh, um...
504
01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:53,574
After Lieutenant James Cook
discovered the east coast
505
01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:56,028
and mapped it in 1770,
506
01:21:57,079 --> 01:22:00,032
the First Fleet arrived
and settled on
507
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:04,545
26th of January, 1788.
508
01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,716
Does that answer your question?
509
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:13,553
Jesus! You are a smart cunt.
510
01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:17,266
I might have to let you
go on that answer alone.
511
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:21,310
Where'd you learn all that shit?
512
01:22:21,311 --> 01:22:22,763
I'm majoring in history.
513
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:26,225
Majoring in history? That's a
fucking coincidence, isn't it, eh?
514
01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:31,904
But I am a man of my word,
and either way, you know,
515
01:22:31,905 --> 01:22:34,984
I did say 10...
516
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:36,985
Here we go.
517
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:42,912
Okay.
518
01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:48,334
Mmm.
519
01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:51,007
Rightio.
520
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:57,966
In what year did the British start
deporting convicts to Australia?
521
01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:03,060
The first 11 ships of the First
Fleet arrived with their cargo
522
01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:07,482
of around 780 British convicts
in Botany Bay, New South Wales.
523
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:13,106
And a further two convict fleets
arrived in 1790 and 1791.
524
01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:18,243
The first free settlers
arrived in 1793.
525
01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:21,621
Mick?
526
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,624
Mick?
527
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,452
That's right. Isn't it?
528
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:28,329
I know it is.
529
01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:31,711
Why?
530
01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:35,377
Um...
531
01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:40,716
I'm not really sure I
understand the question.
532
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:47,189
Why did the British deport
convicts to Australia?
533
01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:50,191
Why? Um...
534
01:23:51,610 --> 01:23:52,811
Uh...
535
01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:57,114
Come on, you dumb fuck.
536
01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:58,741
Time waits for no man.
537
01:23:58,742 --> 01:24:01,661
- No, no, no!
- Tick, took, tick, took, tick...
538
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:04,163
First, first... First of all,
539
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:06,791
after the British
lost the 13 colonies
540
01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:10,127
they'd lost their penal settlements
in Virginia, in the United States.
541
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:13,172
And they needed somewhere
to put all the criminals
542
01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:14,465
that were stacking up in England.
543
01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,676
There were... There were just
too many of these people,
544
01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:20,096
and they were just spreading
disease and wasting resources.
545
01:24:20,097 --> 01:24:22,391
And, second of all, they...
546
01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:25,685
And just, Australia looked
to be as rich in resources
547
01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:26,936
as the Americas.
548
01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:29,936
And obviously the British wanted to
settle this before the French did.
549
01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:32,317
Or the Dutch.
550
01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,353
Something like that?
551
01:24:36,196 --> 01:24:38,406
Mick, no. What the fuck,
man? That's right!
552
01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:42,202
What are you doing? Mick! Fuck!
That's the right fucking answer!
553
01:24:42,619 --> 01:24:44,696
What do you want me to fucking...
554
01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:47,158
Fuck! Mick, that's right!
555
01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:50,042
Fuck! That's the right
fucking answer, Mick!
556
01:24:50,043 --> 01:24:53,497
Mick! Jesus Christ! No!
I got two. Come on!
557
01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:56,299
You don't need to fucking do this!
I got them all right.
558
01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:58,798
It's the right fucking answer!
559
01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:16,944
It was fucking right!
560
01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:20,031
- No, it wasn't.
- Yes, it was the right fucking...
561
01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:21,575
No, it wasn't.
562
01:25:22,909 --> 01:25:25,161
The right answer is
563
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:30,666
because they are a
pack of Pommy cunts.
564
01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:40,419
No, seriously, you're right,
you know, technically.
565
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:45,424
And that gives me the shits.
566
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:54,646
Come on. Calm down. Calm down.
567
01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:57,443
Jesus Christ, you're going
on like a big girl.
568
01:25:57,444 --> 01:25:58,941
It fucking hurt.
569
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:02,733
Knock those tears off. Knock
'em off, you bloody suck.
570
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,871
- You all right?
- Yeah.
571
01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:12,793
Jesus H. Christ, boy.
You all right? You all right?
572
01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:14,418
Yeah.
573
01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:17,581
Right? All right?
574
01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:22,711
All right.
575
01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:28,307
Just one more quick one. An easy one
and then I'll get us another drink.
576
01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:30,431
And you can be on your way. Eh?
577
01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,807
You're doing real well, mate.
You're doing real well.
578
01:26:38,068 --> 01:26:39,770
Cheers.
579
01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:49,325
Now, who's Australia's
most famous cricketer?
580
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,366
And not Shane fucking Warne.
581
01:26:57,003 --> 01:26:58,204
Come on.
582
01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:08,305
Come on.
583
01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:13,804
I don't know anything
about fucking cricket.
584
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:17,436
Can you ask me a football question?
585
01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:21,152
You don't have to know about
cricket to know who this bloke is.
586
01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:22,987
Just give me a clue.
587
01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:25,698
Well, he's the greatest
cricketer of all time.
588
01:27:25,699 --> 01:27:28,159
The Muhammad Ali of
fucking cricket!
589
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,408
Oh, shit. Come on, Paul.
590
01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:32,538
It's on the tip of
my fucking tongue!
591
01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:35,708
Yeah, well, look. This will be on the
tip of your bloody tongue in a minute!
592
01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:38,335
What kind of a bloody
idiot you take me for?
593
01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:40,709
What letter does it
fucking start with?
594
01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:42,506
"D."
595
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:45,711
D... D... D...
596
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:48,927
- Douglas Jardine.
- Fucking Pommy, you idiot.
597
01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:55,686
Dennis... Dennis Lillee.
598
01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:56,854
Not fucking Dennis Lillee.
599
01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:58,689
- It's Dennis fucking Lillee.
- It's not Dennis Lillee.
600
01:27:58,690 --> 01:27:59,940
A famous cricketer
that starts with "D."
601
01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:03,190
It's not fucking
Dennis fucking Lillee.
602
01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:06,113
What the fuck is it
then if it's not...
603
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,316
Fuck this! Fuck you!
604
01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:11,410
No, no, no! Please! Please!
Jesus Christ, the other hand!
605
01:28:11,411 --> 01:28:13,954
- Eh?
- Use the fucking other hand, Mick!
606
01:28:13,955 --> 01:28:16,999
Is that your wanking hand, is it?
607
01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:19,335
Please yourself.
608
01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:21,914
Mick, it's Dennis fucking Lillee!
609
01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,548
Dennis fucking Lillee! Please!
610
01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:28,253
Please! Please! Mick! Mick! Mick!
611
01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:30,422
It's Dennis Lillee...
612
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,181
Give me that fucking hand
613
01:28:32,182 --> 01:28:36,432
or I'll knock your fucking teeth
right down your fucking throat.
614
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,563
You understand me? Eh? Eh?
615
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,234
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
616
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,361
Oh, no!
617
01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:32,112
Please.
618
01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:35,036
Just let me out of here.
619
01:29:35,078 --> 01:29:36,912
Of course I am going to let
you out of there, mate.
620
01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:39,161
You've been a real good sport.
621
01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:43,294
But first I'm going to grab
us another drink. All right?
622
01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:23,000
You're going to let me go now?
623
01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,710
Yeah, of course I will.
624
01:30:24,711 --> 01:30:27,414
Yeah, I'm going to
let you out of here
625
01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,924
and then I'm going to
take you somewhere else.
626
01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:32,378
- Down there.
- No!
627
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:37,341
'Cause you see, no one
really gets out of here.
628
01:30:37,933 --> 01:30:40,386
Well, not in one piece, you know.
629
01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:44,055
Figuratively speaking.
630
01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:57,868
That would just be crazy.
631
01:30:57,869 --> 01:31:00,447
What the fuck is this?
632
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:06,710
You said you were a
man of your word.
633
01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:08,413
I am. I am, mate.
634
01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:13,585
As I said, you owe me, boy.
635
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:16,553
You took away my plaything.
636
01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:21,058
And so, you're just going to
have to stand in for a bit.
637
01:31:21,059 --> 01:31:22,761
Okey dokey?
638
01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:27,853
No. You're some
fucking faggot freak.
639
01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:29,233
You...
640
01:31:30,527 --> 01:31:32,403
Don't you ever fucking say that!
641
01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:35,072
Don't you ever say that!
642
01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:36,320
Hey!
643
01:31:38,326 --> 01:31:40,744
This will turn you into a woman.
644
01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:45,291
I didn't mean it like that.
645
01:31:47,627 --> 01:31:50,296
Hey, Mick.
646
01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:01,011
It's Don Bradman, bitch.
647
01:32:09,190 --> 01:32:11,108
You'll have to do better than that,
648
01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:14,229
you Pommy cunt!
649
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:36,168
Oi! That really bloody hurt!
650
01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:38,128
I think you cracked me skull!
651
01:32:38,511 --> 01:32:41,889
I got claret coming out of me
bloody skull, all over the place!
652
01:32:41,890 --> 01:32:43,432
There's blood everywhere!
653
01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:46,011
I hope you're happy
with yourself, mate!
654
01:33:01,618 --> 01:33:05,288
Yeah, I reckon by now you ought
to have found the dead end.
655
01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:09,163
People have been dying
to get out of here.
656
01:33:14,339 --> 01:33:15,631
Fuck!
657
01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:20,636
Oh, Danny boy
658
01:33:21,346 --> 01:33:25,346
The pipes, the pipes are calling
659
01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,845
From glen to glen
660
01:33:29,229 --> 01:33:31,352
And down the mountain side
661
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:36,566
The summer's gone and
all the flowers are dying
662
01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:43,367
You've got to be fucking joking.
663
01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:03,262
Here comes Uncle Mick!
664
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:10,053
Make it stop! Please!
665
01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:12,768
Please, don't leave me!
666
01:34:13,231 --> 01:34:15,354
I'll come back! I'll come back!
667
01:34:16,025 --> 01:34:17,522
Please!
668
01:34:18,945 --> 01:34:21,694
Help me!
669
01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:21,166
Now, about all them bodies.
670
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,627
They deserved it.
671
01:35:23,801 --> 01:35:25,302
All of 'em.
672
01:35:25,303 --> 01:35:27,130
Foreign bastards!
673
01:35:29,807 --> 01:35:32,226
Noxious, bloody weak.
674
01:35:43,905 --> 01:35:46,858
Somebody's gotta keep
Australia beautiful!
675
01:35:49,494 --> 01:35:50,695
Fuck!
676
01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:00,504
We're having such a good time.
677
01:36:00,505 --> 01:36:04,551
Singing, and drinking,
and carrying on.
678
01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:06,843
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
679
01:36:06,844 --> 01:36:09,429
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me...
680
01:36:09,430 --> 01:36:11,382
Ah, fuck ya!
681
01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:13,767
Come on! Come on!
682
01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:17,973
Get out of here! Get him! Go on,
get away up there. Get on him!
683
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,081
No!
684
01:36:59,022 --> 01:37:01,398
Come on, mate. Where do
you think you're going?
685
01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:04,944
I told ya, there's
no way out of here.
686
01:37:28,176 --> 01:37:30,970
Fee-fi-fo-fum
687
01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:34,928
I smell the blood
of a stinkin' Porn!
688
01:38:07,507 --> 01:38:08,754
Bit rough, ain't it?
689
01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:15,090
Now, where were we?
690
01:38:16,349 --> 01:38:18,847
Yeah, that's right.
691
01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:22,806
You see, in this world,
692
01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:27,318
there's people like me and
there's people like you.
693
01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:32,531
And people like me eat people
like you for breakfast
694
01:38:32,532 --> 01:38:34,450
and shit 'em out.
695
01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:39,785
You're nothing but foreign vermin.
696
01:38:40,289 --> 01:38:43,743
A stinking introduced species.
697
01:38:44,085 --> 01:38:48,381
And it's up to my kind
to wipe your kind out.
698
01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:54,178
And that makes me the winner.
699
01:38:55,179 --> 01:38:56,801
Which makes you...
700
01:40:09,462 --> 01:40:10,879
You got to help me.
701
01:40:11,672 --> 01:40:12,998
You got to help me.48515
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