Original subtitles

"Good word?" What the...?

"Good work."

- Absolutely! - Yearbook!

- And how's my favorite little man? - I'm okay.

- And we can make this work. - Okay, stop.

- Are you serious? - I'm sorry. Can't hear you.

- Are you serious? It's like five miles. - What?

- Can I watch? - Do you want to wait for me downstairs?

- Come on, Evans. It'll be nice. - No, Warren.

- Cutsies? - What?

- Damn! - What? No, they're not!

- Did you do that to her? - What did you just say?

- Do I really? - You do.

- Do it. - Oh, my...

- Do you want to go over the plan again? - No, I think I got it.

- Dry cleaners. - Your back-up back-ups?

- Dude! - Oh, no

- Elle! - What?

- Evans, come on! Don't make me beg. - Warren?

- Fine. - Thank you!

- Get a clue, Lee! You weren't even here! - I swear to God,

- Get off of me! - Chill out!

- Get off! - Get off him! Get off!

- Go! - Go!

- Gross. - It's payback time for lying about Flynn.

- Ha-ha-ha. You're funny. - I prefer the term "witty."

- Hells yes! - Yes.

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hey! - Hi!

- Hey! - I heard moaning!

- Hey, guys! - Hey, you made it!

- Hey, guys. - Hey!

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey. Is everything okay?

- Hi, honey. - Hey, Mom.

- I bet you she does. I bet you. - No.

- I guess I'd break up with her. - No, you see?

- I know myself. - No! Do not call me.

- I love you more! - Bye! I love you!

- I'll see who it is. - That's okay. I got it.

- I'll take that. - Thank you! A great smootch!

- I'm more of a slapstick guy myself. - Really?

- I'm not feeling well, Warren. - She said no, Warren!

- I'm serious, Noah. - So am I.

- It was like a classic Lee, huh? - Yeah!

- Just a minute. - I need to get your laundry.

- Kissing booth! - Kissing booth!

- Kissing booth. - What?

- Lee wants to know if you like him. - Flynn's brother?

- Lee? - Geronimo!

- Like, I'm trying to drive. - Stop! You're so stupid!

- Love you. Bye! - Love you.

- Me? - Now!

- Mmm! - Ooh.

- Morning. - Morning.

- My God! You're trying to kill us! - Oh, my God!

- My brother will be there, but you know. - Hey.

- My pants ripped! It's all I had. - What about your back-ups?

- No way! - It turns out people

- No, Mia! - Time to get your dirty-girl on!

- No, well... - Then it's solved!

- No. - How could that happen?

- No. - Okay, Lee. That is enough.

- Noah! - All right, fine.

- Noah, get off of him! - Calm down!

- Noah, get off of him! - Stop!

- Not in this lifetime, girl! - Never gonna happen.

- Oh, 'tis so! - Really?

- Oh, my God! - Oh, Jesus, woman! Pull over!

- Oh, my God! - You like it?

- Oh, my God! Am I being expelled? - Elle...

- Oh, yes! Come on! You got it! - Boring!

- Oh. - Yeah.

- Okay, okay! - Come on, let's go!

- Okay, thank you for driving me. - Totally.

- Okay, wish me luck! - Good luck.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Okay. Off. My turn. - Bully!

- Out! - Okay. I'm going.

- Really? - No, dude! It's awful!

- Really? - You're one of us now, girl.

- Right here? Oh, do I? - Yeah.

- Right now? - Go!

- Right? - You know?

- Security. - Oh, my God! We're gonna die!

- So, I should... - Just get out, dork.

- Sorry. Traffic was crazy. - Hey!

- Stop pulling! - I'm not pulling anything!

- Swimming team picked it. - Damn it!

- Thank you, guys. - Sure!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thank you. I love you so much! Thank you! - Go!

- That girl totally left! - Yeah.

- These are my back-up back-ups! - All right! Don't get so upset!

- Unless you think I shouldn't. - No, actually, I think you should.

- Was that Mia? - Did you see that?

- We are killing it. - Yeah!

- We don't have to, Mom. - Of course, we do.

- What about your back-up back-ups? - These are my back-up back-ups!

- What the hell, Tuppen? - It's fine, Lee. I got this.

- What? - Jesus!

- Who am I? - A total Comic-con dork?

- Who? Who's out there? - It's Olivia's ex.

- Yeah! - Dude, let's do it!

- Yeah. - Thank you. I'll be there in a second.

- Yeah. - Where's your car?

- Yeah.Totally. - Yeah.

- Yeah? - These pictures...

- Yep. - Oh, my God.

- Yes! - I did it!

- You know what you need? - Hmm?

- You need to leave. - Stop it!

- You really think I'd hit her? - I wouldn't put it past you.

- You should have back-ups. - My backups are at the cleaners.

- You're gonna thank me one day. - Okay.

- You're kidding, right? - Oh, hell no!

- Your t-shirt. Right. I'm sorry. - Elle!

- and I really want to call you... - No.

- but would you be working the booth? - Me?

- cold sores... - Ew.

- if you laid a hand on her.... - All right, that's it!

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95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what's happening here,

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'Cause honey with you...

All our stuff in trunks and paper bags

All right

And I just gotta say

And I just gotta say

And fly away...

And her life's a mystery...

And it's working so well

And it's working so well

And it's working so well...

And nobody knows but me...

And nobody knows like me

And nobody knows like me

And nobody knows like me

As you walk on by

Bang bang, young drunk...

Be together, be together

Be together, be together

Be together, be together

Be together, be together...

Because love grows Where my rosemary goes

Because love grows Where my rosemary goes...

But changing roles...

But love grows where my rosemary goes

But love grows where my rosemary goes

Call my name or walk on by

Can you hear it

Catch that, catch that star

Dancing you know it baby...

Do the things we never did...

Don't you forget about me

Don't you forget about me...

Don't you...

Don't, don't, don't, don't

Every dollar counts...

Everybody holding hands...

Everybody look at your hands

Everybody's takin' a chance

Fantastic dream of a dream

Fantastic dream of a dream

Feels good to be alive

Forget about me...

Give it to me all through the night

Going on a vision quest

Gonna catch that star and fly away...

Gonna catch that star and fly away...

Heart attack

Heartbeat, rewind Turned up, amplified

Her clothes are kinda funny

Her hair is kinda wild and free

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, uh-huh uh-huh

Hey, uh-huh uh-huh

Hey, you

I just gotta tell her That I love her endlessly

I keep it up till it's down

I said oh my mama m'oh my ma you're gonna do it my way

I saw you sliding out the bar...

I say no one

I say oh my mama m'oh my ma...

I wanna run but I can't 'Cause my legs won't go

I wanna spit but my mouth is dry

I want to laugh and I want to cry

I'll be alone

I'll put us back together at heart baby

I'm a lucky fella And I just gotta tell her

I'm a lucky fella and I just gotta tell her

I'm alive and I'm waiting for this

I'm alive and I'm waiting, waiting

I'm gonna be I wanna save the day

I'm gonna carry it out

I'm gonna shout it

I've been looking in a new direction

I've been looking in a new direction

In our eyes, we'll be fine

Is too cool

Is too cool...

It struck me That the two of us could run

It's a feeling that's fine

It's a feeling that's fine

It's gonna be a good night

It's guys like you, Mickey...

It's my time

It's my time

It's my time...

Just like that, just like that

Just like that, just like that

Keep my feet on the ground somehow...

Let me show you how it's done...

Let's just dance

Looking for love in all the wrong places

Never love me

No fine girls just ugly faces

No one

Now you know what to do G bust a move

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh Mickey you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind...

Oh come on and shout it out

Oh will you walk away...

Oh, Mickey, what a pity you don't understand

Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand

One two three four

One two three four

Oooh

Oooh...

Rain keeps falling

Rain keeps falling

Rain keeps falling down...

Rain keeps falling down...

Right here right now

Right here right now

Right here right now

Rip it up Forget about your school work

Rip it up When they open the rule book

Rip it up, yeah

Safety dance...

Say yeah

Say yeah, say yea h

Say yeah...

Says she wanna dance to a different groove

Shake my soul

Shake my soul

Shake my soul

Shake my soul

She ain't got no money

She's really got a magical spell

She's really got a magical spell

Shout it...

Sing along, we sing along to the moment

Sing the music

So many stars

So many stars

So many stars

So many stars

So many stars

Stand up and shine

Starting down, I'm gettin' in store

Surf the mountain, ride the crest

That I can't get away

That I can't get away...

That I love her endlessly

That I love her endlessly...

The moon and the stars are a lover's creation

The moon and the stars are a lover's creation...

The night is the moment of love's illusions

The only reality's you and me

The touch of your lips would be such a sensation

The world is clear from upper cores

There is no other place I wanna be

There's no other place I wanna be

There's nowhere left to go

There's so many stars

There's something about her hand holding mine

Things are never what they seem

Twist shake shout Come on and let it out

Twist shake shout Come on and let it out

Twist shake shout Come on and let it out

Twist shake shout Come on and let it out

Twist shake shout, twist shake shout, twist shake shout...

Walk the line of dreams and sanity...

Watching the moonlight You dance in shadow

Watching the moonlight You dance in shadow

Watching the world wake up from history

We can dance if you want to

We can dance, we can dance

We can dance, we can dance

We can dance, we can dance

We can do it how we like

We can leave your friends behind...

We get lost in foggy fantasies

We gonna hip shake, escape...

We're doing it wall to wall

We're gonna lose our minds

We're on our way We're gonna be okay

What you want baby you got it Just bust a move

When you walk away...

Where did they go...

Whoa uh oh

Will you call my name...

Will you recognize me

Will you stand above me...

Wishing on a shooting star

Won't you come see about me...

You and me in silhouette...

You better not fade away

You know how it feels like nicotine...

You take me by the heart and you take me by the hand

You wanna learn the Yippie

You're so sweet my angel

A little piece of my heart

A ticket and a mint, which we encourage each and every single one of you to use!

About everything.

About the booth.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely! No, Flynn will be working the booth.

Absolutely! The more, the merrier!

Ah!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right, see you later.

All right.

All right.

All sales and epic smooches are final!

Allow me to revise. Everyone is looking at you.

Alrighty!

Alrighty, let's do this thing!

Alrighty. Hit the road.

Always be happy for your bestie's successes.

Am I some sort of freak or something?

And I always, always

And I have no idea why they're sitting with me.

And I love you.

And I meant everything that I said to her tonight.

And I want him.

And I was happy about it.

And I was pretty sure I'd lost him forever.

And I'm sorry if that hurts you,

And Mr. Tuppen will be punished,

And besides, no one should treat a girl like that.

And don't turn back for a final wave.

And even though I felt like I was about to puke my liver out,

And even though I know I shouldn't,

And for everything with Elle.

And for the first time,

And for the guys,

And get this: I even wound up kissing your brother!

And here I was thinking I was just your brother's annoying best friend.

And if you just can't accept that,

And it is driving me crazy.

And no matter how much I wanted it,

And no tongue, because we're not the French.

And not that you care,

And now he has that too.

And number three:

And rumor has it that if the person he likes is working the booth,

And standing here,

And that made me happy.

And that was the first time it hit me.

And that's me today,

And that's the person you'll spend forever with.

And that's why I know he's wrong for you.

And the old switcheroo was his idea?

And the problem is we're all really good friends.

And the smelly, less-cute baby right next to me? That's my best friend Lee.

And then Lee came upstairs and he told me everything.

And then it hit me.

And there you are, treating her like some slut that you picked up at the club.

And this was our time.

And what is your idea for the fundraiser?

And you are taking me home.

Any excuse for a fight, right?

Any excuse to cross-dress and I'm in!

Anyway a lot of stuff has happened between now and then.

Are you crazy, Dad? I love it!

Are you for serious?

Are you kidding me? I live for this shit.

Are you shitting me?

Are you still wearing your clothes?

Aren't you forgetting something?

As I ran home,

As if!

As promised, the next kisser is Flynn!

As you may have noticed, there's a slight twist to this kissing booth.

Ask Mia about me!

Asked who?

At least Dad had forgiven me. He even paid for my driving lessons.

Awesome.

Ay!

Baby steps, Elle. Baby steps.

Basically, the only way she'd ever make out with you is if you paid for it.

Be sweet to Elle.

Because I know myself and I'm gonna run out of things to talk about

Because I love you.

Because I still wanted to kiss him.

Because I think it makes my eyes pop, and I really want to kiss her on Friday.

Because all this happened

Because if that's it, you can come with Rachel and I.

Better get used to disappointment!

Between us girls,

Bitches!

Boobies. My answer is always gonna be boobies.

Boom! I got you! In your face!

Broke my leg riding Lee's scooter.

But I can assure you, we have some real A-listers lined up.

But I really need to get out of here.

But I wanted you to know that...

But I'd be lying to you again if I didn't tell you that I love him

But I'm not sorry that it did happen.

But Noah can give you a ride.

But at that moment

But being my best friend

But first, we want to thank you for your time

But hey, it's for the best.

But if you think that we didn't fight sometimes,

But it's funny when I think about it.

But it's got to be Elle's choice.

But just so you know, my boobs are fantastic!

But let's focus on the booth.

But maybe they wouldn't.

But more importantly,

But more importantly, when did they eat those?

But not at the same time though.

But now what am I going to do?

But that is the only reason

But we do have one problem.

But we need to get you out of here, and lucky for you,

But what I do remember

But what came out of my mouth was...

But what do you want?

But whatever happened,

But who knows if Noah even wanted to kiss me again.

But you know what? No matter

But you know, I can't really remember what a single fight was really about.

But you know, we're all fucked up one way or another, right?

But you're not afraid to call me out on things.

Bye! I love you!

Bye.

Can you still give me a ride afterwards?

Can you... please?

Celebrated with Lee when he got his dream car.

Check it out.

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Come here!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Today was the first time the OMGs ever spoke to me.

Come on, Lee. It's no big deal. Seriously.

Come on, Lee. Seriously. As if.

Come on, Shelly.

Come on, Shelly. Don't say it like that.

Come on, let's just go, huh?

Come on, you know me.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Relax, Shelly. It was just a kiss.

Come one, come all, behold the power and raw intensity of a kiss

Common... A and B common mark.

Convince him to do the booth.

Cool.

Cross my heart.

Cutsies.

Dad, are you...?

Dad, my pants ripped. This is literally all I had.

Dammit!

Decided it was about time I got my license.

Detention tomorrow.

Did that clear anything up?

Did you just put hands on me?

Disco rules!

Discovered I am good at sports.

Discovered I like soccer.

Discovered a way to get to our favorite place to dance.

Discovered that I wasn't gonna be a fashion icon.

Discovered the place that we loved to dance most.

Do me a favor.

Do you really think Mia knows who you are?

Do you think you could maybe get a ride home with somebody else?

Do you want to go downstairs and start the car?

Does that include you?

Doing what?

Don't give up on him.

Don't invite any jackasses.

Don't say anything!

Don't say anything.

Don't you?

Done.

Douchebag!

Dr. Weissler report to delivery.

Dress is missing but underwear is still on.

Dressed as a cowboy for Halloween, Lee went as a doctor.

Dressed as a fireman for Halloween.

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Easybake Oven is downstairs, bitch!

Elle Evans and Lee Flynn.

Elle has a crush on you.

Elle!

Elle!

Elle!

Elle, I was friends with your mom for over 20 years.

Elle, I...

Elle, wait!

Elle, what's wrong?

Elle, you are aware that your lady shape sort of changed over the summer, right?

Elle.

Elle.

Elle.

Elle.

Elle...

Elle?

Elle?

Enough, Noah! Stop! Are you crazy?

Especially if that girl is you.

Even for me.

Everybody's looking at us.

Everyone, homeroom! Now!

Everyone... everyone just saw that, didn't they?

Ew!

Ew!

Ew! Perv!

Excuse me,

Excuse me.

Fine!

Fine.

First of all, if you mention this to anyone, and I mean anyone...

First off,

First up, for the ladies.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Flynn likes one of you. Yeah.

Flynn was so savage!

Flynn, silly!

Flynn...

For as long as I can remember,

For example, I punched Ron Getler

For me, that one has always been easy to follow.

Found out that my mom was sick.

Geronimo!

Get in the car, Elle!

Get it, girl.

Getting those A-listers may be harder than I thought.

Give me your numerals. We should def catch up.

Go!

Go!

Go! Whatever!

Go, Elle!

Go, Elle!

Go, Elle!

Go, Elle!

Go, go down there. Yeah! Just one second, Mom!

God! What is wrong with me?

God, what do people even do on dates?

Good for you.

Good morning!

Good, now you can take Mr. Stinks-a-lot to baseball practice.

Good.

Goodbye.

Gosh, I wish I had just told him then.

Got a bra I suddenly did need!

Got in a fight with Lee over who's the best dancer.

Got in a fight with Noah for beating up Lee.

Got my first bra. Didn't really need it.

Got my period! Finally!

Got over my crush on Noah...

Got protected by Lee's older brother Noah,

Got to go, Elle.

Guess it wasn't meant to be.

Guys!

Guys, I've never...

Ha! Noah?

Had a lot to say.

Had a tough talk with Dad.

Had my cast signed by Lee, who bought me ice cream to make up for breaking my leg.

Had to pay protection tax, though.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday, man.

Harvard.

Have I ever told you that you're bossy?

Have a good time! But not too good of a time!

Have you guys seen this text?

Have you made out with him yet?

He even gets credit for my fights!

He goes and gets into a fight on the first day of school.

He is good.

He is so handy!

He just didn't want to be around here.

He just got busy.

He knows I hate being called Shelly.

He needs a $20!

He said something about Rule Number 18 or whatever.

He told me last night he was leaving for Harvard today.

He's been going around telling all the guys not to ask you out

He's so cute!

Held her hand a long time.

Hell no!

Hello!

Hello, Los Angeles Country Day Prom!

Hello.

Here I come. I'm gonna...

Here it comes.

Here we go!

Here's how this is gonna work.

Here, come here, take a seat.

Here.

Hey guys!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I have my reputation to think of.

Hey, Dad, where are my other pairs of school pants?

Hey, Elle! Wait up!

Hey, Elle.

Hey, Ellen!

Hey, Ellen! Come here!

Hey, I don't stink that bad!

Hey, Lee, guess what Warren texted the entire school!

Hey, Mr. Evans.

Hey, Noah! I haven't seen you since you got back from football camp.

Hey, Noah, have you seen Elle?

Hey, Shelly.

Hey, Yearbook Guy.

Hey, come on, man. It's all good.

Hey, could you pass me the wrench, please?

Hey, girl!

Hey, hey, hey! Rule Number Nine, young lady!

Hey, lay off her, Lee. It's not like it's all Elle's fault.

Hey, man, is that girl new?

Hey, no. Lee, I'm fine.

Hey, this is great. I really needed this.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey...

Hey...

Hey... so I have been thinking about our birthday party after prom,

Hi there.

Hi!

Hi, Elle.

Hi.

His attendance at school got so bad,

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmph.

Hold on.

Hold on. That is not Flynn.

Holding on to Noah,

Holy crap! Rule Number Seven!

Holy crap! What am I going to tell Lee?

Holy shit! She looks like a hot Braveheart!

Holy shit, bro! Check it out.

Holy...

Hot tub. Come on.

How about I relax your face?

How about a ride?

How crazy was that fight?

How many girls have you made out with in this spot?

How's school going?

I am assuming the t-shirt means you saw me in my underwear?

I am in for a super long junior year.

I am sorry. Was that the wrong color?

I am trying to find a good idea for our carnival fundraiser.

I am upset. Dude touched my lady-bump.

I call them the OMG Girls.

I can't believe you actually gave him your number.

I can't do it! Not with him!

I can't keep doing this.

I can't keep hurting people that I care about because of you.

I can't say I support the two of you. I can't.

I can't!

I can't.

I can't.

I cannot just be another one of your conquests.

I carried you out before too much came off.

I couldn't have made it through the years without her.

I couldn't stop thinking about the promise I had made to Lee.

I couldn't stop thinking about what Noah said to me.

I couldn't stop thinking about Noah.

I decided I had to see you one last time before I went.

I did not think that through.

I didn't mean for this to happen.

I didn't mean to wake you. I was just grabbing some clothes.

I don't believe that.

I don't even know if I'm gonna go or not yet.

I don't know what that means, but I want to hear all the gory details later.

I don't know.

I don't know. Sit around and eat food, I guess.

I don't know. I just...

I don't remember a lot from before high school,

I don't see what the big deal is.

I don't start fights, okay?

I don't think there's much you can't do.

I don't want to talk about that right now.

I figure out a way to tell Lee. It has to be that way.

I figured I'd try to get settled in before the fall term. You know?

I got a Barbie dance party. Lee got a scooter.

I got to go.

I gotta admit, the next couple of weeks were pretty lonely.

I guess I'd also be pretty pissed if I was slumming it

I guess I'm next.

I guess it comes from living in the shadow of a high school legend.

I guess it's kind of just how I'm wired.

I guess so.

I had to get away and think.

I have to be downstairs in ten minutes and work on the prom banner with Lee.

I have to find him. Like now.

I haven't seen Lee.

I hear he's into blondes. Too bad, Elle.

I hope you like what you see.

I hoped they would.

I just came to say I'm sorry about what happened on the lawn the other day.

I just like hanging out with you.

I just need to grab my things.

I just think that Elle is gonna have to figure out what's best for Elle.

I just thought it was gonna make a little bit of fog.

I just thought you deserve a little bit of an explanation.

I just tripped in the garage.

I just want to be with you for a few seconds more.

I just...

I just...

I kind of just played the whole sexist conversation out in my head

I knew it.

I knew there was a part of me

I know he hates being called Noah.

I know that we don't really see eye-to-eye on things,

I know what room you're in, Vince!

I know what you're thinking.

I know!

I know, dude! Who saw that one coming?

I know, right?

I know, right?

I love the irony. The girl who's never been kissed does a kissing booth? What?

I love this hoe!

I love you!

I love you, Elle, and I just want you to be happy.

I love you.

I mean it.

I mean, I just really thought that maybe it would be nice for you to do something

I mean, I think you did the right thing.

I mean, what is the difference between what just happened...

I need to talk to Elle.

I needed it for all those varsity sports I'm constantly playing, you know?

I never should have been lying to you.

I only come here alone.

I only finish them.

I promise.

I promise. Flynn will be there.

I really did want to go out with you.

I said did you do that to her? Did you hit Elle?

I said stop wiggling!

I save you, and now you're trying to blackmail me.

I shouldn't have let it happen.

I slept in the guest room.

I swear to God. Says it right here.

I swear. I promise.

I think I'm gonna go out with Tuppen.

I think I...

I think she might even let me play with her boobies later.

I think that's about it.

I think the hardest part was just seeing Noah's face at prom.

I think you're making a big mistake.

I think you're next up.

I thought I told you not to bring girls around here anymore.

I thought you were leaving for Harvard.

I told you before, stop messing around.

I told you to stay inside!

I told you to stop telling me what to do.

I tried to help her put makeup on.

I understand.

I want to go.

I want to show you something.

I want...

I wanted to apologize.

I was a small part of something that mattered.

I was dancing with Randy Melrose.

I was hoping maybe we could talk.

I was just way too drunk that night, so...

I was kidding!

I was like, "Oh, it's gonna happen!" But... until...

I was looking for you.

I was never playing Elle.

I was not expecting that!

I was watching porn.

I was wrong.

I wasn't thinking about Noah,

I wondered if our kiss meant anything to Noah.

I would totally have babies with Noah.

I'll catch you guys later.

I'll just delete this immediately.

I'll just get it myself!

I'll leave when I want to!

I'll make out with you.

I'll see you at the party, okay?

I'll see you soon, and you can come and visit.

I'm British, you wanker!

I'm actually here to talk to you.

I'm crazy about you, Elle.

I'm going to make the letters,

I'm in Noah's t-shirt!

I'm just not really sure if I like that one more or that one.

I'm just really sorry for lying to Lee about Noah and...

I'm just...

I'm not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls.

I'm on my way home now.

I'm saying I love you.

I'm saying that I love Noah.

I'm so confused right now.

I'm sorry, Noah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm taking this off.

I'm telling you

I'm totally dying.

I'm...

I've got your escape route all figured out.

I've never been in trouble before. I feel like it's hot in here. I'm sweating.

If I meant anything.

If we do this, nobody can know.

If word gets out that fighting me is a way of getting your number,

If you can't tell your best friend about something you're doing,

Imagine having to kiss that!

In spite of what happened tonight,

Is Noah gonna be here tonight?

Is my butt too big?

Is that so?

Is that what you think of me?

Is that you, Flynn?

Is there something going on between you two?

Is this because you don't have a date to prom?

It doesn't really feel like that right now.

It feels right.

It is not your job to monitor my dating life. Do you understand me?

It is what it is, Noah.

It seemed like he just saw me as a little sister,

It was about prom. So...

It was all my fault.

It was almost like she was on human growth hormones or something.

It was at this exact moment that I finally felt okay.

It was gonna be remembered by everybody.

It was just an argument over something that happened at football camp.

It was true.

It would mean a lot to me.

It's "Elle," actually. No "N."

It's Brad!

It's a 1995 Ford Probe!

It's a final look back on who we were,

It's all right. Can we... Can you just take me home, please?

It's amazing!

It's for charity, right?

It's getting too dangerous. I'm pulling over.

It's hot out here!

It's like with Rachel.

It's moments like this that make me wish things could stay this way forever.

It's not a big deal.

It's not every day you get accepted to an Ivy League school.

It's not like anyone's gonna think that I have a girlfriend.

It's not that I haven't wanted to, don't get me wrong.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. But I mean, this is exactly what I was talking about, Shelly.

It's okay. I got it covered.

It's okay. I have an hour to kill before your dad and I will meet the Andersons.

It's okay. I'll help you find him, okay?

It's one of the things I like about you.

It's so beautiful outside, I think I'm gonna go for a run.

It's so her!

It's time.

It's true, and it's not just me.

It's what everyone thinks of you.

Jeez, guys! Check out that.

Jesus! What happened your face?

Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Just don't end up grinding coochies with my brother,

Just get in the car, Elle.

Just get in the car, Elle.

Just gonna be $5.

Just leave me alone.

Just saying.

Just shoot it, girl!

Keep up the good work, huh?

Kiddo? Oh, my God.

Kill it.

Kind of makes you a little less annoying.

Kissing booth!

Kissing booth?

Knock it off!

Knock it off!

Learned how to ride a bike, learned how to swim.

Learned that girls can be really mean.

Leave!

Leave.

Lee and I have absolutely

Lee and I were born on the same day, at the same time,

Lee said that you're gonna give me a ride.

Lee was completely ignoring me.

Lee was in trouble.

Lee was responsible for Rule Number Nine,

Lee was the Black Swan.

Lee went as some weird bird.

Lee!

Lee! Rule Number Two, please!

Lee, I can explain.

Lee, I said I'll get it.

Lee, come on. She's a varsity cheerleader.

Lee, it's fine! I got this! Lee!

Lee, it's okay.

Lee, please!

Lee, there is something I wanted to tell you.

Lee, wait!

Lee, wait! Wait.

Lee, you seen my athletic cup?

Lee.

Lee?

Lee?

Let me get you up to speed. First Christmas I remember, I was six.

Let me handle this.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's just say, "interesting."

Like you wanted to make things worse!

Listen, Elle's not here.

Listen, I'm so sorry.

Listen, it's all about the OMGs.

Listen, you can't tell anybody about this, okay?

Listen.

Look at me. Noah, look at me!

Look at that cute baby! That's me, Elle Evans.

Look!

Look! You're blushing! How cute!

Look, I don't know what all this means.

Look, I have a spare helmet. You'll be fine.

Look, I have to tell him tonight.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

Look, it's okay. He'll get over it.

Look, you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.

Look. I'm sorry I stood you up.

Looking good, Evans.

Made up by getting him ice cream.

Made up with Noah by letting him fix my bike.

Made you an emergency survival kit.

Mark.

Maybe because he's the only guy that's ever asked me out.

Maybe things really would work out with Noah.

Me?

Meet you outside in five, and you can drive the Stang.

Memories.

Mia stopped me in the hall and said that she's going to the party tonight.

Mia will love it.

Miss Evans.

Miss Evans?

Mm-mmm.

Mmm.

Most of us.

My heart is beating so fast.

My new screen saver.

My parents aren't going to be home, so there's gonna be drinks.

My parents even sent me to see a couple of counselors.

My t-shirt.

Need peeps to work our kissing booth. You in?

Never great to hear your childhood crush say it's super gross in your pants.

Never let me drink again.

Next proposal is from the dance club.

Nice landing, ace!

Nine gold diggers, take two.

Ninth grade skirt on eleventh grade body.

No big deal, I guess.

No boobs are worth a broken nose.

No matter how mad you are at your best friend,

No more fighting.

No more telling me what to do.

No problem.

No problem.

No thanks. I'd rather be a customer.

No way!

No ways!

No wish this year.

No!

No! You know what? Unbelievable!

No! You're awesome, all right?

No, Elle, wait, please!

No, I think we'd better try again.

No, it's not enough. She has no clue what she's gotten herself into with you!

No, no, no!

No, nothing is going on.

No, you know the rules.

No, you won't. I told you not to come.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Come on, Elle.

Noah Flynn basically does whatever I tell him.

Noah Flynn is stupid hot,

Noah and his stupid, sexy smirk got the best of me.

Noah has gotten everything that he has ever wanted.

Noah was totally MIA.

Noah would be leaving for college. Soon.

Noah!

Noah!

Noah! Hey! Stop! Noah! Stop!

Noah! Noah! Noah!

Noah, I am so sorry.

Noah, stop!

Noah.

Noah?

Nope. No. Nope. Never work.

Not Elle's.

Not much help.

Not so bad at all.

Now I've ruined our friendship.

Now put your shirt on and get out.

Now that we're all besties,

Now you three, in my office!

Now!

Now, I'd like to introduce this year's theme:

Number two:

Of course you didn't. Boys never do.

Of course! Right.

Of course.

Of course. Duh. Come on.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! And I invited the Evanses.

Oh! And today,

Oh! You can be so sweet when you want to be.

Oh, God! I can't look any more.

Oh, I can't. I'm taking my parents to the airport.

Oh, I had an accident and Noah offered to help.

Oh, I have to go to practice right now.

Oh, I hope I didn't snore.

Oh, I know!

Oh, I wouldn't really call it a fight.

Oh, Noah.

Oh, and by the way, don't forget.

Oh, and news update:

Oh, and tell Mia I'm awesome.

Oh, and you threw up on your dress.

Oh, and...

Oh, and... really good work last night.

Oh, but there's another hour left.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on.

Oh, he looks busy.

Oh, hey, I think you got a text from someone.

Oh, hey. I'll be right back, okay? Oh! That was really close!

Oh, if you were here, I would beat you with my shoe,

Oh, it's fine. She kind of tasted like Cheetos anyway.

Oh, muscles!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! I just touched it!

Oh, my God! I won!

Oh, my God! Kill me now!

Oh, my God! Like, what?

Oh, my God! Okay!

Oh, my God! That was a good one!

Oh, my God! That was so savage!

Oh, my God, that would be amazing!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my word!

Oh, my!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Are you kidding me?

Oh, no, I really don't drink.

Oh, no, Mia, please! I don't think this is a good idea.

Oh, no, that's okay, Warren.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, nothing.

Oh, okay.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, sweet mercy!

Oh, that is the perfect carnival fundraiser!

Oh, this is so embarrassing!

Oh, um...

Oh, um...

Oh, wait! Flynn wears Superman boxers?

Oh, yeah! That's right! That's what happens when you mess with me.

Oh, yeah, God forbid anyone actually thinks you're in a relationship.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you are good!

Oh, you're dead!

Oh, you're gonna...

Oh, you're so dead!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Okay. I'll be down in a second.

Oh?

Okay!

Okay!

Okay, I suppose I could swing by the cleaners,

Okay, I think I speak for everyone

Okay, I'm trying. Seriously though, cover up.

Okay, but why would I do that when I have you as my personal chauffeur?

Okay, do you think Mia would like this one?

Okay, give this guy two mints.

Okay, let me go just make sure my dad knows where I'm going, okay?

Okay, listen. Can you just keep your phone on you?

Okay, so here's what I just heard.

Okay, so like,

Okay, well my arm is caught! Let me just reach down and...

Okay, well, now all we need is the student council to approve it.

Okay, yeah! It's 310...

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, you should probably leave.

Okay, you win, Noah. You want me to wash your motorcycle?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'm fine.

Okay. Just walk away. Hey, just walk away.

Okay. Listen to me, Lee.

Okay. That's okay.

Okay. Wait.

Okay. We can work with that.

Okay...

Okay? At least until...

Okay? If he can't see how completely baller you are,

Okay? My pants ripped.

Okay? Nobody wants us to be together.

Olivia, Mia, and Gwyneth.

Ollie!

One girl, one boy.

Only cried when she was asleep.

Only your best friend gets to know your birthday wishes.

Onward to Memory Lane!

Ooh!

Oooh.

Or for the way that I feel about your daughter.

Or we could just go tell Lee now.

Our accidental groping.

Our booth is going to kick ass at the carnival.

Our moms were BFFs before people even used the term "BFF,"

Ow.

Perfect!

Photographs which show images of great moments

Played Seven Minutes in Heaven. Fail!

Please!

Please, Lee!

Please, Lee, don't leave like this.

Please.

Please.

Plus I heard he's got like, three nipples.

Plus, that whole skirt thing was priceless!

Polish your trophies?

Promise.

Psst.

Psst.

Psst.

Pull over! Pull the car over!

Put your foot over the bike.

Rachel's getting here in ten minutes.

Realized I had a crush on Noah.

Really?

Really?

Really? I had no idea.

Really? What happened?

Relax, tiny Flynn.

Right, Olivia?

Rule Number 18:

Rule Number One:

Rule Number Six.

Rule Number Two: Never share our secrets with anyone else.

Rule number 18: always be happy for your bestie's successes.

Rules. Number one:

Said goodbye to my mom.

Sat with mom in the hospital.

Say, Elle,

See you.

See?

See? I knew that you could hear me.

Seems I was never meant to find out at all, doesn't it?

Seriously?

Seriously? In here? Noah!

She kind of has a crush on you.

She say anything about me? You tell her about my dimples?

She wanted to make sure that I would be there.

She was my best, best friend.

She's like important to my family, which kind of makes her important to me.

She's not even supposed to be here.

She's sort of a surrogate mom to me.

Shit!

Shit! Hide!

Shit.

Shit.

Shorts, please!

Shut up!

Since I started getting into fights.

Since when do you have a lock on your phone?

Sit.

Sitting here in front of...

So I'll see you tomorrow?

So I'll... I'll see you around.

So appealing in their own way. Don't you think?

So are you!

So have you asked him yet?

So maybe if you could just stop by the booth for a little.

So much for Rule Number Nine, huh?

So nobody wants to work the booth.

So this is what you've been keeping from me?

So we've got a pretty solid line up now,

So you really just have been fucking my brother and lying to me.

So you're trying to tell me that you two have not slept together.

So,

So, Flynn's still doing the booth?

So, Ivy League school, huh?

So, for everyone out there,

So, how about you?

So, how bad was I?

So, it's okay if Elle comes to prom with us, right?

So, tomorrow, first day of school,

So, we're gonna hang out now.

So, what about Harvard?

So, what was it you were saying?

So, what'd you wish for?

So...

So... sweet of you. I'm okay, though. Thank you.

So?

Some granola, sports drinks, antacids, and an epic dose of awkward shame!

Some people say you'll fall in love.

Somebody has to.

Sometimes she smells like apples or kind of like blueberry-coconut fusion.

Sophomore year, Spring Fling,

Sorry it didn't work out with you and Noah.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I thought that was gonna be funnier.

Sorry. I know that you were

Sorry. Okay. Thank you.

Sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes, definitely.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!

Still mad at you, but I am cold as shit!

Stink bomb? Are you kidding me? Where did you even learn that?

Stop it, all right? Tuppen isn't worth it.

Stop lying to your best friend. It's time.

Stop!

Stop, Lee! Please!

Stupid.

Such a player.

Sure.

Tastes like green.

Tastes like pink.

Tell him.

Tell me what?

Telling other guys to stay away from Elle to protect her.

Ten Beastmode. Ready?

Thank you for doing this, by the way.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thanks for doing this for me.

Thanks for staying a little longer.

Thanks for the ride.

Thanks!

Thanks, Andrew.

Thanks, dude.

Thanks.

That and Rule Number Nine, of course.

That didn't really matter though.

That is Lee Flynn.

That is enough! Calm down! I'm not letting you go until you chill out!

That is just fine.

That is way too cheesy and romantic.

That literally makes no sense.

That sounds so great when you say it.

That was a good one!

That was really close.

That way I can take you to prom.

That would be nice.

That's Mrs. Flynn.

That's all.

That's amazing!

That's gross.

That's incredible.

The OMG Girls want to know if you'll do our kissing booth.

The OMGs want to talk to me twice in one week!

The days of you controlling my life are over!

The difference is you.

The girls are asking for Flynn,

The independent Elle Evans

The kissing booth meant something to people.

The little black tool box on top of the shelf.

The moments that stood out

The next few weeks before Noah left for school

The one and only Ollie!

The only reason I ever talked to that dork

The only thing that I had that he didn't....

The people you will be kissing are blindfolded!

Then he's not the right guy for you.

Then maybe you can't be part of my life.

Then one day it hit me.

Then that's my decision to make.

There's a shemergency in the locker room.

There's others?

There's really nothing to talk about.

There's someone here to see you.

There...

These three super-popular juniors are kind of package deal.

They don't all make out with me.

They got you starting again?

They'll be the one who, no matter what, you can't live without.

They're at the cleaners.

This could be a problem.

This is a really big one for Lee.

This is all your fault, kissing booth!

This is amazing!

This is bullshit. You're acting like a hurt, little bitch.

This is so cool!

This isn't so bad.

This isn't the same thing as with Noah and you know that.

This was the moment that happens to all of us

Told her all about Noah.

Totally!

Tried to get used to seeing her there.

Tried to score my first kiss with Randy Melrose.

True.

Truth be told, I've never kissed anyone before.

Tuppen is a player.

Tuppen is just a dick. I don't know why I told you to go out with him.

Uh, it would be totally voluntary.

Uh, sorry I ruined your make-out sesh.

Um, listen...

Um.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... little bro keeps getting into it.

Um... yes.

Unbelievable.

Until I saw him.

Until now.

Wait!

Wait!

Wait! Didn't we tell you?

Wait, Noah. Stay here, please.

Wait, no.

Wait, no. Lee. Lee, wait.

Wait, this isn't the way home.

Wait.

Warren! Can you just play the game? I know how to hold a controller.

Was it, Noah? Was it just a kiss?

Wasn't exactly a love connection.

Watch this, Noah Flynn.

Watched Lee catch his first fish.

Watched Lee try to ride Noah's motorcycle.

Watched Noah getting really, really cute!

Watched Noah in his first fight. He won.

Watched Noah in yet another fight. He won.

Watched Noah ride his motorcycle for the first time.

Watched Noah teach Lee a lesson for sitting on his motorcycle.

We get them to do the booth, everyone else will follow.

We have an idea that we think everyone will be very excited about.

We have made more than all the other booths combined.

We made up our rules when we were six.

We need to up our game. I really want to pull this off.

We never did get to finish your skinny dip at Flynn's party.

We should go skinny dipping!

We'll see about that.

We're going out on Saturday to celebrate your big news.

We're gonna be in trouble if we don't come up with something fast.

We're having a party at my place tonight if you guys want to come.

We're just the organizers.

We're only two days away from the carnival so we need to move. Chop-chop!

We're supposed to be in a logistics meeting right now. Okay?

We're trying to figure out how not to get caught.

Wearing a skirt like that is asking for it.

Well, I had to see you blow out the candles on your cake.

Well, I'll see you around, eh?

Well, if you got your driver's license,

Well, it was a really nice apology.

Well, sir, I wish you the best of luck with that.

Well, that may be true.

Well, today is not that day.

Well, yeah. There's that too.

Well...

Well... he'll be lucky if he makes it through the season.

Went as a pirate for Halloween.

Went to visit her in the hospital for the first time.

What about the strength game, the one with the sledgehammer and the bell?

What about this one?

What about... Ooh! What about a dunking booth?

What an ass!

What are you doing anyway?

What are you saying?

What did she smell like today?

What do you mean?

What do you think? You think I meant to fall for my brother's best friend?

What he said made sense. It also meant he cared.

What if I didn't like having her around? What would you do then?

What is wrong with you?

What just happened? And why were the OMG Girls being so nice to me?

What the fuck?

What's Gucci?

What's going on in here?

What's that all about?

What's wrong?

What's wrong? Is everything okay?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?!

Whatever!

Whatever. Listen. M and D are out of town Friday night, so party starts at eight.

When did you get the boobs?

When you were at football camp learning to be a better douche.

When'd you become such a doctor?

Where have you been, Noah?

Where you going?

Which school?

Who cares?

Who did this? It's beautiful!

Who is this? Are you... are you a girl princess or a boy princess?

Why are you standing and talking instead of sitting and talking?

Why did you do that?

Why didn't Lee give you a ride home tonight?

Why do you care?

Why do you get in all those fights anyway?

Why should I?

Why, is it from a boy?

Why?

Why? Why did you come downstairs?

Wonder why he didn't say anything.

Wondered why I still hadn't been kissed yet or even been on a date.

Woo!

Woo!

Worst of all,

Would Flynn be working the kissing booth?

Wow! That does taste like green!

Wow.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah, I was planning to, but...

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, he's cute. Needs to learn to dress, though.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Yeah, the booth is crushing it!

Yeah, the chess team picked that one. I know.

Yeah, we really haven't been hanging out much, right?

Yeah, we want to do a kissing booth.

Yeah, well, you got a little bit of drool on the corner of your mouth.

Yeah, you don't really get to pick the gender so much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Classic Lee.

Yeah. It's like those guys are trying to get in my little sister's pants,

Yeah. Of course.

Yeah...

Yearbook!

Yearbook!

Yearbook!

Yes! Oh, also,

Yes, Elle!

Yes, Noah?

Yes, asshat.

Yes, but then I told you not to tell me that anymore.

Yes, honey! Get it!

Yes, irony is a cruel mistress indeed.

Yes, some would even say breathtaking!

Yes. Don't worry. Leave that to me.

Yo! I think that's Elle Evans!

You are cute when you're being bossy!

You are the only girl who doesn't fall at my feet.

You can call us bitches.

You can count on that.

You can not pin all this on me.

You can't do that!

You can't tell him I told you.

You could change.

You do realize that you're not my dad, right?

You guys are too much.

You had your shot. Keep on moving, bud.

You have an accent.

You have fun tonight. Okay, Ellie-bear?

You have no idea what you're talking about.

You haven't changed.

You just did.

You just have to figure out how to make it right.

You just took me to your hookup spot?

You kind of learn to take care of yourself when that happens.

You know my mom will kill me if I leave you out here.

You know when the time is right.

You know,

You know, I could have brought the laundry down.

You know, I meant when I said, Elle.

You know, I want to know what it was that you wanted to tell me.

You know, a romantic song came on.

You know, if we wait out this rain, we should be fine.

You know, my whole life,

You know, we don't have to.

You know, you have zero experience with guys.

You know, you're cute when you're bossy.

You must know that, right?

You only broke the dress code.

You really expect me to believe that she just tripped?

You see? I told you she'd come.

You shouldn't have to do that just because I didn't want you to be with her.

You smell good.

You think I can change?

You told everybody that Noah and the OMGs

You two deserve each other.

You want to go down that road?

You want to know the truth?

You were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys

You were never meant to find out this way.

You will love this.

You! Don't even get me started on you, okay?

You'd have a better chance getting Miley Cyrus to become a nun...

You'll love this.

You're Noah Flynn.

You're about to witness a family tradition.

You're acting all weird.

You're crazy.

You're funny!

You're gonna have to ask him eventually.

You're gonna have to go on a date eventually.

You're holding it completely wrong. Just...

You're lucky if you can get even one really good best friend in your life.

You're not the boss of me, Noah.

You're picking boobies over my awesomeness?

You're really, really cute!

You're right.

You're sweet.

You're way too good for him.

You're welcome!

You've been, like, acting really weird recently.

You've got to be kidding me.

You've never even had a boyfriend.

Yup, come in

Yup. Pretty much.

all I cared about was Lee.

and I have a solution.

and I was leaning towards like a costume party, maybe?

and I'm so sorry that I lied to you before.

and ask that you withold any...

and helped to define who we are as a class.

and it always ended with me sounding like a dick.

and then go skinny dipping.

and then you are going to make everything else. Okay?

and we've been pretty much inseparable ever since.

are totally off-limits."

at the very moment that we're looking forward to who we want to become.

but I also, unfortunately, must punish you.

but I couldn't help wondering if he had a different reason for protecting me.

but I'm leaving for Boston tomorrow.

but I'm... I'm desperate.

but Lee and I developed a list of friendship rules.

but for as long as I can remember,

but we're still down one Noah Flynn, though.

doesn't give you the right to tell me who I can love.

drop them off at school.

everything suddenly seemed...

everything's set for the kissing booth, right?

for a while now.

for people that care about you.

from a truly fantastic year.

from one of our beautiful people!

fundraiser ideas.

he was in danger of not graduating.

here in Los Angeles, California.

how he feels now, I've just gotta find him and tell him how I feel.

how much I wanted to believe him.

in front of everyone,

in the sixth grade during Seven Minutes in Heaven.

is begging somebody else for help.

is that we always forgave each other.

it just didn't, cause...

just because of a kissing booth.

let's make this prom the very best!

loved to dance.

mostly.

no one in particular,

of all germs, cavities,

or I'll literally never talk to you again.

or Lee, or anybody.

possible.

probably expecting Olivia, so we don't have to do anything if you don't want to.

really good, dude.

really like to kiss!

running a bit late now, are we?

savoring the last fleeting moments of summer at Lee's totally awesome house.

shingles, gingivitis,

so if you could just get on the damned bike please.

so we were raised like twins

that I love you.

that skirt is ridiculous.

that was always going to belong to Noah Flynn.

that would always be Noah's.

the breathtakingly hot Olivia!

the student council is expecting our dance club idea

then he'll be there, too.

then...

things couldn't stay the way they were forever.

this week for the fall fundraiser.

told me that it wouldn't be smart if I showed up for our date tonight.

up to the very last second.

want to be close to you.

was to make sure he'd get his brother to come to the booth tonight.

was you.

we spent every spare minute together...

we would totally do the kissing booth, girl. Just for you.

we've had lunch with the Flynns every Sunday.

when I say kissing is the number one cause

when you suddenly go from invisible to everyone staring at you.

which is super gross.

which specifically states, "relatives of your best friend

who chased off some bullies who were hassling us.

who doesn't want to be told what to do by anyone,

with every bit of my heart.

with my little brother's sloppy seconds.

would be doing the kissing booth.

you don't know Olivia's ex at all, do you?

you got another thing coming.

you have to forgive them if they give you ice cream.

you probably shouldn't be doing it.

you wouldn't have to put up with my driving.

you're on the back of Noah Flynn's motorcycle, right?