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Gorgeous hotel, huh?
- Yeah, spent my honeymoon here actually
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Two of my honeymoons here
- We went to Pittsburgh, very much like this
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So uhh, how many times you been married anyway?
- 5
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6 depending on how you count
- Hey we're up
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Lemme ask you something, divorce is killing me
Do you have any advice?
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They're all pretty tough. Actually one wasn't so bad.
I signed the papers in front of the church
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Right before the next wedding.
I really wanted to sign the papers on the wedding night
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But I couldn't find a notary to go for it.
- Sure, where would he stamp?
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Well, I'm never gettting married again I'll tell you that
- Sure you are
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No, no never!
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My wife left me for an Audio Video salesman, can you believe that? I'm a doctor!
- That sucks.
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What do you do?
- Audio Video salesman
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And stores
Chain of stores
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Well, I'm turning over a whole new leaf down here
Completely different approach with women
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From now on
I'm paying for it by the night
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I have two marriages would've worked out alot cheaper that way
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It's not the ex-wives killing me, it's my daughter
She absolutely refuses to talk to me
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Been there
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Just keep trying, she'll come around
- If it's one thing I could change ...
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Here we are
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Well uhh, you ready?
- I'm terrified, but this is great
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Yeah right he died, parasailing in Mexico
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Okay is this a sequel to last year's motorcycle accident?
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How did he put you up to this anyway?
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I don't think I can handle
Going back for this without you
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Are you sure you can take the days off?
-It's not even an issue
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Thank you
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I'm not going back for you
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I'm going to meet chicks
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All those ex-wives of his, all grief-stricken and vulnerable
- I love you
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What was he doing parasailing?
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Goddammit
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You know the last thing I ever said to him
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Was that
"I never wanna see your stupid face again"
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Oh God, this is totally him
Drops me an email says he's in an accident
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That he needs my help and
No one answers his damn phone
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I'm sure he's fine baby
If not somebody else would've called too
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Oh, I don't wanna see them either
I don't want any of it
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Marry me, Barbara LeFay
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You realise you're proposing to me on the phone
while I'm pumping gas, how am I supposed to say yes?
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Hey I tried at the beach, I tried at the church
I even tried after sex
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When we got stuck in that elevator
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That was you?
- That's very funny
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I even tried at the scoreboard at the Giants game
Everybody says "Yes" when you propose on the scoreboard
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But not you
- So why do you keep asking?
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Cause you never say "No"
- I always say "No"
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Yeah but you never mean it
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Listen, it can't be as bad as you remember
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You're older, they're older
When's the last time you were back there?
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4 years okay?
I haven't even met this wife Autumn
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Her name, is Autumn
- Why didn't you go back for the wedding?
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It was an impulse thing in Bora Bora
Some Polynesian voodoo ceremony
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I don't wanna be here ...
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Alright, stop
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Close your eyes
Close 'em
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Take a deep breath
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Pretend you're in an elevator
- You're so stupid
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Trust me everything's gonna be fine
- Promise?
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I promise
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Thank you
- Anytime
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake
- I love you too. Bye
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Oh great.
Great!
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You'd better be Goddamn seriously injured
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You must be Barbie. I'm Autumn.
- It's nice to meet you
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My gosh, you're practically my age. How old are you?
- I'm 28
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Me too!
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Get out
- Wow I love your scarf, can I borrow it?
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Yeah, yeah of course
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Listen Henry's upstairs, your grandma's in the kitchen
if you wanna say "Hi" while I go grab him
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Barbie Rose Lefay!
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There's nothing wrong with you?
I knew it, you son of a bitch
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Who do ya love?
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Hey matey, Henry Lefay here or should I say
Long John Henry Lefay. Maybe I will ...
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I still write all these myself
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Is that the pirate one?
- Yeah ma
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How many times do I have to watch that big steaming cow pie?
- Ma, you love this
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You said you were in an accident
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When?
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In your email, you said you were in a motorcycle accident
You need my help
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I do need your help
But that accident was just a fender bender
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Hey look at the size of this thing
Same guys did the scoreboard at the Yankees stadium
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Big image quality
Makes you feel like you're a part of the action
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Last night we were watching Bodyheat
Felt like I was banging Kathleen Turner myself
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He did
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How come you never returned my calls?
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Ooh look at the time
We gotta change
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I got a gig tonight
I want you to go
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Gig?
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What do you mean a gig?
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That was good
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So, how did you guys meet?
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Oh, through my parents
Henry used to date my mother
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Oh no no no, not recently
When they were in junior high school
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Bet you thought it was something weird
- Weird! No, why?
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Okay I know it bothers some people that
Henry's twice my age, but guess what
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I asked him out
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I've always been attracted to more mature men
It's just my thing
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Well this old dog's not complaining
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Barbie doll this marriage is different, it really is
I'm a man at peace y'know
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It's like I met you 25 years ago
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Of course 25 years ago she didn't even know how to wipe herself
- She does now
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Daddy
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Why do you need my help?
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It's the business
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Veronica's gotten totally impossible
Y'know she's never forgiven me for leaving her
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And now she's squeezing me with her 50%
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We don't see eye-to-eye on anything
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But she's always liked you
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Plus you got the MBA I bought ya ...
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You didn't buy me an MBA
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You know what I'm talking about
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I just figured you could help us iron some things out
And in the meantime while you're here
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You can get to know your new stepmom
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Nobody knows us there
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They will darlin', they will
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Henry, I lived in New York City
They laugh at you
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With me
They always laugh with me
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Barbie?
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You really want my advice?
- Yeah yes
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My advice is, one of you should sell out your share
to the other and be done with it
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I've offered
She won't buy
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She won't sell
She's holding on out of sheer honorary spite
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C'mon Barbie's here, let's do this
- Fine
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Do what?
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Stockholders' meeting. I'm here representing my 50%
- And I'm here representing mine
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Okay what's the first thing you do at stockholders' meeting?
- Approve the minutes of the last meeting
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There was no last meeting
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Then it's approved
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Alright, those in favor say "Aye"
- Aye aye
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Alright, old business?
- No old business
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New business?
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I move that both Henry Lefay
And Veronica Caraminjo
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Each make a gift of 1%
Of commerce stock in the company
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To one Barbara Lefay
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To me?
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Motion approved
I need a second, I'll second it
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Those in favor say "Aye"
- Aye!
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Motion carries unanimous
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Wait ...
Why are you giving me stock?
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He hasn't explained this to you?
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Classic
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You are as bad a partner
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As you are a husband
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Did you know he actually cheated
During our wedding reception?
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Technically that was not cheating since I was married
To her before I was married to you
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[Cursing in Spanish]
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Please please English
I love it when you curse at me in English
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Why are you giving me stock
Hello?
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Henry wants to do a Martin Luther King Day sale
It's offensive
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No it's not offensive.
It's to get a jump on President's Day.
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If you just think outside the box for once V
Just for once
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Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King
Two of the same kind
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Great Americans shot down by racist assassins
Both get their own holiday
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What about that doesn't scream
20% off?
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But New York first
Please let's vote on it, my 49% says let's expand
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49 opposed
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Uhm don't look at me, I don't care
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You gotta care
That's why we gave you the 2%
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So what, I get deciding vote on everything
And you guys give me no arguments
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Agreed
- That's the deal
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Okay fine forget the City
It's an awful idea
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Thank you
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An inventory-driven business like this
Starting up one store in a major market
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You couldn't possibly afford the media plan
To justify that
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What did I tell you?
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But V, as for marketing and advertising,
my 2% goes behind Dad
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No matter how stupid or offensive his ideas may be
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He's made you rich off making
A fool out of himself
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So deal with it.
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Martin Luther King Day?
Knock yourself out
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I'm sure I'm not making either one of you happy
But that is my 2% worth
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And if you don't like it,
You can take your damn stock back
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And leave me alone
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I'm happy
- It's good
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Hey don't walk away so fast
You're my only child
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I never get to see you
Besides I know it's crappy
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How I tricked you into coming down here
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So I'd like to make it up to ya
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Blue skies
Smiling at me
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Nothing but blue skies
Do I see
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I've arranged a day of beauty for you
- A day of beauty?
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Don't get all big-city on me
Barbie doll
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Remember where we came from
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Terri-Lee's House of Beauty
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9 am tomorrow morning
Service already been paid for
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Just you and Autumn
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Me and Autumn ... terrific
Look Dad I really gotta go back
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Listen, I really need you to do this for me
Autumn really respects you
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Here it comes
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I want you to tell her
I want a divorce
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A divorce?
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I'm not telling her that
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Right ... Probably something I should tell her
But you could tee it up for me
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You can tell her what a sleazebag I am
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You're my daughter
It'll mean something come from you
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Daddy, if you don't respect the institution of marriage
At least respect what it means to the people you marry?
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I respect the institution of marriage
I respect the living crap out of it
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But this I knew was a mistake
I knew it coming down the aisle
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It wasn't even an aisle
It was a dirt path
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Polynesian witch doctor holding us upside-down
And shaking us
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I don't even think this one was legal
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This is wife No. 5 Dad
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And you haven't even been married a year yet
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Look, she's way too young
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But she seems like
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A really sweet girl
And she's obviously
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Crazy about you
You can't take the easy way out this time
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Why don't you try marriage counselling
Try whatever you have to
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But this time you have to get serious
with yourself and at least try!
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You're right,
you're absolutely right
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I should do whatever it takes
To make this one work
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And I think you'll be happy in the end
This is something that could change
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Everything In your life
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It's just one problem
- What is that?
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I'm already engaged to somebody else
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What?
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Yes I know I know I know ...
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But this gal
She's like a wild cat in the sack
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This is the one that'll finally screw
Your old man into the ground
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Daddy, I'm your daughter
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Dad, you cannot have a new fiancee
You are married to Autumn
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That's why I need your help
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Who do ya love?
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I'm just gonna stop in at the store apparels
Was gonna get mom a present
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You wanna come in?
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Uh nah, I'm just gonna wait for you out here
- Okay
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Oh good
I found you
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You lying scumbag!
- Hey hey
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Why are we
Throwing teddy bears at me?
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I'm giving you back
Everything you ever gave me
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Selfish jackass
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What did I do?
- You were sleeping with your wife
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While we were still married
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I did ... my wife?
- Autumn
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You told me you didn't even meet her
Until after we were divorced
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Which divorce?
The first or the second one?
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Uhh you liar
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Our mutual colorist has told me
The whole sordid tale
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I don't want any of this anymore
Nothing from our vacations
240
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:33,528
Nothing from your stupid commercials
241
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,239
Ooh especially this
242
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,000
What the hell?
243
00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:39,614
Wait wait wait ...
I bought you this?
244
00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:40,615
Of course you did
245
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:41,616
When we went to St. Lucia
246
00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:45,000
And we snuck off to the dormant volcano
Just before midnight you gave it to me
247
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:46,618
To wear under my dress
248
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,528
I've never been to St. Lucia
249
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,023
Okay show's over
Yup
250
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,724
Keep movin' people
Thank you
251
00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:57,725
Stop staring
252
00:15:58,226 --> 00:16:00,726
Hey I got an idea
253
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:01,957
Lunch?
254
00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:23,710
Didn't know she was in town?
- No
255
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,811
Hey guys
256
00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:30,367
Well well
Hey Barbie Lefay
257
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:33,068
God we're all getting older
Aren't we?
258
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:37,907
Sarah Jane ...
259
00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:38,908
And you
260
00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:43,179
I remember you
- Hey Barbie, how are ya?
261
00:16:48,436 --> 00:16:50,391
So, what brings the big girl
back to the small town?
262
00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:52,992
I'm just straightening out some family stuff
263
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,002
With what?
Our faith-healer?
264
00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:57,903
Ohh, I see all those years since high school
Haven't affected your charm
265
00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:03,226
I uh, I hear you're living
In California now
266
00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:04,227
So, uh
Big business
267
00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:06,228
Uh, it's kinda
It's a consulting firm
268
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:07,229
What are you doing?
269
00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:10,603
Uhm I'm still over at Friendly Freddy's
270
00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:11,604
Yeah
- Okay
271
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:15,005
I manage it now
272
00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:17,006
Well uh,
Some things don't change much at all
273
00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:21,440
Some things do
274
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,179
I have a dream ...
275
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,600
That one day
276
00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:32,711
This Saturday as a matter of fact
277
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,488
You can save up to 10%
on big screen TV
278
00:17:36,237 --> 00:17:39,089
My dream is that
This Martin Luther King Day
279
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,542
You can exercise your
Civil Rights
280
00:17:42,064 --> 00:17:46,443
By marching over to Henry Lefay's
For big savings on audio equipment
281
00:17:46,443 --> 00:17:47,443
My dream
282
00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:52,001
Is that if you're looking
For the best prices on portable DVD players
283
00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:54,892
Nobody has to ride
At the back of the bus
284
00:17:55,928 --> 00:18:01,096
And this weekend only
Delivery is finally free at last
285
00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:04,497
Thank God almighty
It's free at last
286
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:11,473
He was young and handsome
And just plain more fun
287
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,474
Than any man that I'd ever met
288
00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:15,475
So you went out with him
I get that
289
00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:19,176
You had a good time
But you had to have seen what he was like
290
00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:23,459
Why would you marry him?
291
00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:26,029
Do you remember that big stuffed pig
That was in your bedroom
292
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,030
When you were little?
293
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,327
Yeah
294
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,485
That big hideous thing
295
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,486
Do you know where that came from?
296
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:39,385
One time, when we were engaged
Henry took me to the carnival
297
00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:42,758
And we played that game where we
Squirt the water gun into the clown's mouth
298
00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:43,759
And you win a little stuffed animal
299
00:18:43,769 --> 00:18:46,844
And if you keep playing
You get a bigger stuffed animal
300
00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:47,845
Well Henry played for hours
301
00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:51,199
And spent God knows how many dollars
302
00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:57,550
Until he won that grotesque
Enormous stuffed pig
303
00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,551
So he decides
It's gonna be
304
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:00,601
A part of the family
305
00:19:01,602 --> 00:19:04,527
And we take it everywhere
It goes on all of our dates
306
00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:07,871
It even got to my mother's house
My mother's house
307
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,027
Thanksgiving okay
Makes her set him a plate
308
00:19:11,028 --> 00:19:12,298
Ties a napkin around its neck
309
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:17,995
We get on the plane to go to Hawaii
For our honeymoon
310
00:19:18,234 --> 00:19:20,296
And there in the window seat
311
00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:22,297
Next to us
Is the pig
312
00:19:22,898 --> 00:19:26,798
Henry bought it a ticket
And arranged the whole thing
313
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,799
Wow
314
00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:32,276
I don't know what happened
To that ugly old pig
315
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,302
Oh baby I know it's hard
316
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:42,303
But I really want you
To go over to your father's house
317
00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,504
And make things better
318
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:45,582
Find a way
319
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,883
Get away from me
Put down that knife
320
00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:02,917
Oh no
Not this again!
321
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:03,918
Help! Help!
322
00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:09,740
You are dead!
323
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:10,741
Oh crap!
324
00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:15,097
Hey Barbie
- Hi
325
00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:16,098
You are really dead!
326
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:22,292
I mean it Henry!
This time I'm gonna cut it off!
327
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:23,293
Where are you?!
328
00:20:27,264 --> 00:20:30,509
Hey Barbie, when did you get into town?
- Uhh a couple of days ago
329
00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:33,184
One of the neighbours called in.
What's going on?
330
00:20:33,185 --> 00:20:36,685
Well, Ophelia's chasing my Dad around
With a carving knife
331
00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:39,433
Y'know when they got divorced
I thought these calls would stop
332
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,634
We all wake and dream
Can't we?
333
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:50,156
Hey look
They're naked this time
334
00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:55,827
Okay so Henry and I were involved in
Let me say this tastefully
335
00:20:55,885 --> 00:21:00,066
O-R-A-L
And he answered his cell phone
336
00:21:00,891 --> 00:21:03,968
And then he tries to explain away
by saying it was his fiancee
337
00:21:03,969 --> 00:21:05,369
It was
- You have a fiancee?!
338
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:08,822
Okay, speaking of fiancees and wives
Where's Autumn?
339
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,748
She volunteers at the Food Bank
One night a week
340
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:11,880
How convenient
341
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,600
Isn't it?
342
00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:16,701
Okay can I just get a minute alone
With my father?
343
00:21:17,102 --> 00:21:17,992
I best get going anyway
344
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,703
Can you give me a ride home, honey?
345
00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:23,204
But first be a dear
And help me find my bra
346
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:33,818
What are you doing screwing around with Ophelia
When you are engaged to someone else
347
00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:35,459
When you're married to someone else
348
00:21:35,844 --> 00:21:37,386
She came over here
She wanted to get it on
349
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,697
What am I supposed to say?
- Uhh, no?
350
00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:41,478
Barbie doll
You don't understand
351
00:21:41,891 --> 00:21:44,464
Around Ophelia I'm powerless
352
00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:49,165
Seriously, I know she's wacky as a waterbug
She's probably gonna kill me in my sleep
353
00:21:50,572 --> 00:21:53,879
But when that woman gets around me
I turn into jelly
354
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,880
So why are you engaged to another woman?
355
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,181
Why don't you just marry Ophelia
For the third time
356
00:21:58,182 --> 00:21:59,582
And make it stick
357
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,105
You saw her chase me around here naked
With a butcher knife
358
00:22:03,106 --> 00:22:05,454
Y'know what we used to call that
When we were married?
359
00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:06,455
What?
360
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,500
Tuesday
361
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:12,701
God help me
That crazy ass blonde is the only one that matters
362
00:22:13,302 --> 00:22:13,992
That woman is hands down
363
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:18,665
Without a question the one true love
Of my life
364
00:22:18,966 --> 00:22:19,666
Awww ...
365
00:22:20,415 --> 00:22:24,352
You're the one true love
Of my life too honey
366
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,559
Isn't he adorable?
367
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,560
Oh Barbie, did your Dad tell you
About our day of beauty?
368
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:33,748
Oh, y'know what Autumn
It sounds great but I gotta go home ...
369
00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:34,749
Barbie doll
You don't have to leave yet
370
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,750
How could you break
This little girl's heart?
371
00:22:41,395 --> 00:22:45,512
Y'know your Dad's been so encouraging about me
Redecorating his house making it my own
372
00:22:45,513 --> 00:22:46,513
I was thinking of the billiard room
373
00:22:46,514 --> 00:22:47,514
Off the kitchen area
374
00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:50,515
Making it into a little breakfast snuck
375
00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:54,730
Where we can snuggle up in the morning
With our coffee and read the paper
376
00:22:55,521 --> 00:22:59,915
Listen Autumn,
Just be careful about idolising my father
377
00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:02,222
You know his history with women, right?
378
00:23:06,055 --> 00:23:10,086
It's the age thing, isn't it?
You can't seem to get past that, can you?
379
00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:11,587
No it's not that.
I mean there is that
380
00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:13,888
But I'm worried about you
381
00:23:14,797 --> 00:23:17,115
Making plans, and ...
- Barbie
382
00:23:17,516 --> 00:23:18,816
Forgive me for saying so, but ...
I think I know him a little bit better
383
00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:21,117
Than you do at this point
384
00:23:21,216 --> 00:23:24,633
And with men of this type
I mean sometimes
385
00:23:24,934 --> 00:23:27,934
You just have to catch them at the right age
When they're finally ready to settle down
386
00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:35,810
In my heart Henry is a true romantic
I know it sounds crazy but why do you think
387
00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:36,811
He's gotten married so many times
388
00:23:37,564 --> 00:23:42,022
He honestly believes there's such a thing
As happily ever after
389
00:24:02,326 --> 00:24:04,459
Can I help you, miss?
390
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:08,208
What do you think that kid
could be thinking?
391
00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:09,509
Oh I know what he's thinking
392
00:24:11,209 --> 00:24:14,584
He's thinking "No one is ever
Gonna have sex with me"
393
00:24:15,472 --> 00:24:19,313
You used to have that job
- Mm hmm
394
00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:23,314
And you used to be that girl
Right over there watching
395
00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:27,670
Is that what you were thinking?
- Maybe
396
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,974
Did you ever get married?
- No
397
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,608
Boyfriend
- Yeah
398
00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:46,323
So uh what's the deal with you and Sarah Jane
Wasn't expecting that
399
00:24:47,048 --> 00:24:51,566
How long have you guys been together?
- No no no, she was just pulling your chain
400
00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:52,567
We're not together
401
00:24:56,774 --> 00:24:59,576
Anyway, I don't see where you got called to say anything
After the way you broke my heart
402
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:03,579
What do you mean the way I broke your heart?
You dumped me
403
00:25:04,383 --> 00:25:07,942
After I heard about you and Johnny Ferrigno
On the band trip
404
00:25:09,443 --> 00:25:11,943
Johnny Ferrigno ...
I barely remember that
405
00:25:13,449 --> 00:25:15,472
I made out with him, didn't I?
406
00:25:17,273 --> 00:25:19,473
That's what I was told
407
00:25:21,185 --> 00:25:24,935
I know why you did it too
408
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:31,639
Is that a fact?
- It is
409
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,919
When we got towards the end of senior year
You thought I was gonna ask you to marry me
410
00:25:37,865 --> 00:25:41,240
Yeah I was no fool Barbie
Anybody could take one look at you
411
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:42,941
And see that you weren't gonna spend
the rest of your life
412
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,700
In a town this size with a kid named Stevie Peevee
413
00:25:45,701 --> 00:25:47,701
Who danced with a drunken elephant
414
00:25:52,702 --> 00:25:53,202
Is that right?
415
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,300
I could tell you were the type that
Wanted to settle down and get married early
416
00:25:58,043 --> 00:26:00,779
You always had that serious side
417
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,080
Yeah I guess maybe I had that
418
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:09,116
So, who is the lucky girl that
Actually got you?
419
00:26:09,873 --> 00:26:11,844
Nobody ...
420
00:26:13,145 --> 00:26:15,845
Nobody even close
421
00:26:17,614 --> 00:26:22,133
I should go
It's nice seeing you
422
00:26:28,052 --> 00:26:31,979
Why do I have to do this?
- C'mon, she's gonna be your new stepmom
423
00:26:32,899 --> 00:26:34,444
Think about Autumn
- What?
424
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,906
With Autumn, I almost got married and divorced
Before you even got a chance to meet her
425
00:26:38,907 --> 00:26:40,150
I don't want that to happen again
426
00:26:40,151 --> 00:26:43,151
I feel like I'm cheating
I don't even know this one's name
427
00:26:43,152 --> 00:26:44,952
I'm assuming you do
428
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,595
Her name?
She did this thing last night
429
00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:48,996
That made me forget my name
430
00:26:49,716 --> 00:26:53,652
Here's the little princess right now
Honey, meet your new stepmom
431
00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:58,518
Hi Barbie
432
00:27:00,307 --> 00:27:02,006
Wait, you were Sarah Jane's babysitter?
433
00:27:02,217 --> 00:27:03,017
How did I not know that?
434
00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:06,726
Were you aware of anything that happened
To me when I was 13?
435
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:09,003
And then I was 3 years behind Barbie in high school
436
00:27:09,104 --> 00:27:11,204
Honey I told you this whole thing
On our first date
437
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:12,205
Don't you remember?
438
00:27:12,790 --> 00:27:14,515
Yeah well on our first date
My mind was already south of the border
439
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,000
If you know what I mean
440
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,001
Lovely
441
00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:20,254
Oh this doesn't bother you
Does it Barbie?
442
00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:21,055
Your father and me?
443
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,956
Bother me?
Not at all
444
00:27:22,957 --> 00:27:23,957
Because if it did, well
445
00:27:24,421 --> 00:27:26,173
That would kinda suck for you
446
00:27:26,174 --> 00:27:28,174
Don't worry Mommy,
I'll be fine
447
00:27:30,236 --> 00:27:31,921
You guys talking bout a pre-nup yet?
448
00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:32,422
I don't think this is really a good ...
449
00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:35,123
Y'know honey, that's okay
450
00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:37,988
Look, I understand that you're skeptical
451
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:39,689
Your Dad walked out on you
When you were a kid
452
00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:43,000
And we all knew that that left you
With some major trust issues
453
00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:46,708
Which probably screwed up every relationship
You've ever had
454
00:27:46,709 --> 00:27:47,759
Even to this day
- Daddy
455
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,387
Outside
456
00:27:51,388 --> 00:27:52,844
Now!
457
00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:12,187
Blue skies smiling at me ...
- Aww
458
00:28:13,188 --> 00:28:15,888
Don't even think of trying to charm
Your way out of this one
459
00:28:16,289 --> 00:28:17,889
Sarah Jane just likes to talk too much
That's all
460
00:28:18,153 --> 00:28:20,078
She's a bitch on wheels okay
Ever since high school
461
00:28:20,079 --> 00:28:21,779
She was a freshman
I didn't invite her to some party
462
00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:23,380
I didn't even know what I did
463
00:28:23,481 --> 00:28:24,704
Just don't expect me to be nice to her
464
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,177
Just give it time
465
00:28:25,178 --> 00:28:27,460
Everything has a way of working itself out
466
00:28:27,461 --> 00:28:28,961
No, things don't work themselves out
467
00:28:29,162 --> 00:28:30,702
What happens is
You do what suits you at the moment
468
00:28:30,703 --> 00:28:33,125
And then you assume someone's gonna
Come along and clean up your mess
469
00:28:33,234 --> 00:28:35,999
And someone always does
Usually me
470
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,740
Okay, come back inside
I'll buy you one of those molten chocolate cakes
471
00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:41,341
A molten choc ...
472
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,551
I'm sure you'll like Sarah Jane
Once you get to know her better
473
00:28:44,952 --> 00:28:46,144
Don't call her Mommy
474
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,900
It's really gonna tick her off
475
00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:50,901
I am so done with this
476
00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:52,709
C'mon Barbie doll
Who do ya love?
477
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:57,713
I got a new ticket to fly outta here tomorrow
And I never wanna see your stupid face again!
478
00:29:26,502 --> 00:29:28,549
This is gonna be a circus
You have no idea
479
00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:31,590
Alright, I'll buy us some cotton candy
We'll be fine
480
00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:43,591
Guess he wasn't too hung up
On the whole PC fan, huh?
481
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,792
Sweetheart
Ohh baby ...
482
00:29:58,993 --> 00:29:59,993
Hi I'm Kate
483
00:30:01,642 --> 00:30:02,703
Lloyd ...
It's a pleasure to meet you
484
00:30:02,704 --> 00:30:03,704
Yeah, you too
485
00:30:03,751 --> 00:30:07,513
I'm sorry it's not under happier circumstances
486
00:30:11,088 --> 00:30:12,913
How long has it been since you talked
To your father?
487
00:30:13,514 --> 00:30:13,914
About a year
488
00:30:15,576 --> 00:30:19,028
When he tricked me into coming in last fall
489
00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:24,201
My condolences
I'm sure this is uh ...
490
00:30:24,302 --> 00:30:25,702
Sure this is rough on you two
491
00:30:26,788 --> 00:30:31,035
I did all my crying over losing
Henry Lefay a long time ago
492
00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:41,255
I won't be selfish about Henry's memory
493
00:30:41,556 --> 00:30:45,156
He spent the earlier stages of his life
With several other women and
494
00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:46,721
I wanna make sure that they're
Treated like family
495
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:49,722
At the viewings
And sitting upfront with us at the funeral
496
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:53,286
That'll mean alot to my Mom
And the others
497
00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:55,287
Alot of women
Would be more jealous of his past
498
00:30:55,092 --> 00:30:59,013
I'm very secure in the journey
that Henry and I shared together
499
00:30:59,014 --> 00:31:02,714
There's no point in troubling myself
For the experience before we even met
500
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:05,998
What is the granola queen
Going on about now?
501
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:10,899
Uhmm, Autumn is talking about Henry
- Henry is dead, what is she saying?
502
00:31:11,252 --> 00:31:13,068
That they had a good marriage
503
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:18,135
Just don't let her say any crystals
- Oh, okay
504
00:31:18,685 --> 00:31:20,574
Are you hungry Mae, or thirsty?
505
00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:21,075
What?
506
00:31:21,276 --> 00:31:22,976
Can I get you something to eat or drink?
507
00:31:23,305 --> 00:31:26,963
Don't shout at me
Get me some water
508
00:31:27,229 --> 00:31:29,079
Where's Henry?
509
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,780
He's gone, Grandma
He passed away
510
00:31:38,086 --> 00:31:40,870
I'm gonna get you that water
511
00:31:41,571 --> 00:31:42,871
Okay?
I'm gonna grab that
512
00:31:42,872 --> 00:31:43,672
That's good
513
00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:49,241
What can i do to help with the arrangements?
Cause I know Dad never thought
514
00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:51,907
He was ever gonna die
So I'm sure there's alot of things
515
00:31:51,908 --> 00:31:52,608
That needs to be figured out
516
00:31:52,674 --> 00:31:56,131
It's all under control
Henry made all the arrangements in advance
517
00:31:56,132 --> 00:31:59,389
It's one of the many ways your father changed
In the time since you've known him
518
00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:01,700
I think that Henry's
519
00:32:01,748 --> 00:32:08,073
Spiritual quest was brought on in part by a sense
That a transition might be coming
520
00:32:08,363 --> 00:32:11,021
He wrote me the most beautiful letter
521
00:32:11,122 --> 00:32:13,280
Outlining all the details of the funeral that he wanted
522
00:32:13,281 --> 00:32:15,281
Pallbearers, music, everything
523
00:32:15,743 --> 00:32:19,696
He even picked out a plot at Shady Glen
Under a great white oak
524
00:32:20,197 --> 00:32:22,697
All of us someday beside him
525
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:29,306
And really, the only problem is in getting
The American Consulate in Mexico
526
00:32:29,307 --> 00:32:31,343
To help us get his body released
And shipped up here but
527
00:32:31,344 --> 00:32:33,044
Veronica's taking care of that
528
00:32:33,303 --> 00:32:34,525
He's still in Mexico?
529
00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:35,526
Wait
530
00:32:36,527 --> 00:32:40,027
I mean
I'm surprised that you would come back without him
531
00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:41,028
Oh
532
00:32:41,339 --> 00:32:44,750
I wasn't in Mexico with him
You didn't know that?
533
00:32:44,751 --> 00:32:45,751
The trip was something that
534
00:32:45,752 --> 00:32:46,952
Henry had to do on his own
535
00:32:47,253 --> 00:32:48,553
Sort of a
536
00:32:48,754 --> 00:32:50,054
Spiritual retreat
537
00:32:50,784 --> 00:32:52,424
But between you and me
538
00:32:52,925 --> 00:32:56,925
There is something going on down there
Some element of his quest
539
00:32:56,926 --> 00:32:58,926
That he didn't want me
To know about
540
00:32:59,329 --> 00:33:03,308
I think he may have found
Some sort of shaman
541
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:08,187
Or maybe even started
Experimenting with peyote
542
00:33:08,509 --> 00:33:11,071
Peyote my ass
He was in Mexico screwing someone else
543
00:33:11,172 --> 00:33:13,034
And the bimbo ran him and left his body to rot
544
00:33:13,235 --> 00:33:14,035
Any suspects?
545
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:18,436
Wife No. 2
Wife No. 4
546
00:33:18,937 --> 00:33:21,737
Isn't that the same person?
547
00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:22,438
Welcome to the circus
548
00:33:35,228 --> 00:33:36,211
Hello ...
Ophelia?
549
00:33:39,212 --> 00:33:40,312
It's Barbara
550
00:33:40,313 --> 00:33:41,313
Are you in here?
551
00:33:43,114 --> 00:33:45,014
Hello?
552
00:33:49,015 --> 00:33:49,999
Oh boy ...
553
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,500
Barbie ...
554
00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:09,490
Oh my God
You look just like him
555
00:34:10,454 --> 00:34:12,128
What's gonna happen to us, huh?
556
00:34:12,129 --> 00:34:14,129
Y'know I never stopped loving that man
557
00:34:14,329 --> 00:34:18,902
No matter who he was married to
No matter who I must marry too
558
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:24,603
It's okay ...
559
00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:27,821
And who is this ...
560
00:34:28,459 --> 00:34:30,113
Tall handsome prince
561
00:34:30,928 --> 00:34:34,667
That's my boyfriend Lloyd
Lloyd, say hello to Ophelia ...
562
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,052
Charmed
563
00:34:38,353 --> 00:34:40,053
Not half as much as I am
564
00:34:42,506 --> 00:34:46,062
Can I get you a glass of Cabernet, Lloyd?
565
00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:50,600
It's too bad you weren't in town last week
566
00:34:51,101 --> 00:34:54,401
You would've watched me star in
A local production of 'Grease'
567
00:34:55,643 --> 00:34:58,725
I got to relive high school
- I'm sure that was really something to see
568
00:35:00,036 --> 00:35:04,138
Well, maybe when this is all done
I'll give you a little private sample
569
00:35:04,839 --> 00:35:05,450
Barbie ...
570
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,178
We should talk about the funeral arrangements
571
00:35:08,349 --> 00:35:10,379
Actually aside from getting his body back
Into the country
572
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,800
Autumn has it all under control
573
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:15,005
Daddy worked everything out in advance
Right down to the burial plots
574
00:35:15,506 --> 00:35:16,206
Burial plots?
575
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,307
No ...
576
00:35:18,536 --> 00:35:19,794
Henry wanted to be cremated
577
00:35:20,895 --> 00:35:21,495
Cotton candy time ...
578
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,895
He wrote me this beautiful letter
Specifying exactly how he wanted
579
00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:27,396
His funeral down to the smallest detail
580
00:35:27,622 --> 00:35:30,000
He didn't trust Autumn to do it right
I'm sure
581
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,261
No, Henry wanted to be cremated
And have his ashes spread over the ocean
582
00:35:33,262 --> 00:35:35,762
From a catamaran
Off the Bahamas
583
00:35:36,063 --> 00:35:37,203
You have this in writing?
584
00:35:37,654 --> 00:35:40,004
We once made love there
I'm one of those
585
00:35:41,945 --> 00:35:43,903
Anyway talk to the other wives
Ask Veronica
586
00:35:43,904 --> 00:35:46,704
She's on everyday
I'm sure she knew he wanted to be cremated
587
00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:48,305
Lloyd ...
- Yeah
588
00:35:48,944 --> 00:35:52,715
Have you ever experienced the pleasure
Just inches away
589
00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:54,856
From a live barracuda?
590
00:35:56,057 --> 00:35:56,997
Uhmm ...
591
00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,298
Honey?
592
00:36:31,262 --> 00:36:32,154
Come inside
593
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:35,255
Look, why don't you go downstairs
And check out the new Ipods?
594
00:36:35,517 --> 00:36:38,454
Okay, but if there's gonna be a scion
I wanna watch
595
00:36:38,455 --> 00:36:41,255
Please go,
I'll be there in a few
596
00:36:46,606 --> 00:36:47,875
Veronica
Hi ...
597
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:50,976
I'm ...
598
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,066
Grateful to have you in here
599
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,977
In such a painful time
600
00:36:55,978 --> 00:36:56,559
Yeah ...
601
00:36:56,889 --> 00:37:00,241
Uh, you're taking this alot
Harder than I expected
602
00:37:00,642 --> 00:37:03,342
Considering that you guys spent pretty much
The last 10 years
603
00:37:03,343 --> 00:37:05,002
At each other's throats
604
00:37:05,633 --> 00:37:08,075
We remain business partners
For so long because
605
00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:10,576
We were the best of friends
606
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:12,497
Underneath
607
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,198
V ...
608
00:37:16,698 --> 00:37:17,800
Can I ask you something?
609
00:37:18,011 --> 00:37:19,701
Did Daddy wanted to be cremated?
610
00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:20,402
No!
611
00:37:20,953 --> 00:37:22,203
Why would you think that?
612
00:37:22,504 --> 00:37:23,900
That's what Ophelia says
613
00:37:24,302 --> 00:37:27,053
Ophelia is a manipulative lunatic
614
00:37:27,354 --> 00:37:29,154
Henry wanted to be buried
615
00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:30,455
At Pleasant Meadows
616
00:37:31,056 --> 00:37:32,756
At Pleasant Meadows ...
- Yeah
617
00:37:34,221 --> 00:37:37,154
Autumn said that they have plots together
At Shady Glen
618
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,705
We have plots side by side
At Pleasant Meadows
619
00:37:40,906 --> 00:37:43,306
Henry wanted us to be buried
Next to one another
620
00:37:43,557 --> 00:37:44,897
Y'know Autumn is his wife
621
00:37:45,898 --> 00:37:48,358
Please, nobody takes that seriously
622
00:37:51,659 --> 00:37:52,159
Si?
623
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,220
[Speaking in Spanish]
624
00:37:55,221 --> 00:37:56,821
American Consulate in Mexico
625
00:37:57,122 --> 00:37:59,122
[Continues speaking in Spanish]
626
00:37:59,253 --> 00:38:00,123
A hah ...
627
00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:14,658
So, so you're trying to locate the woman
628
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:16,659
Who'd been staying at the hotel with him
629
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:19,998
Excellent
630
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:21,699
[Speaking in Spanish]
631
00:38:21,950 --> 00:38:23,000
Adios
632
00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:25,201
Hah!
633
00:38:26,534 --> 00:38:29,690
They didn't want to release the body
If the woman he was staying with
634
00:38:29,821 --> 00:38:31,321
Was still in Mexico
635
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,254
But because they can't figure out
Who the hell she is
636
00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,415
They decide to turn him
Over to us
637
00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:38,866
He'll be in the contract tonight
638
00:38:39,007 --> 00:38:41,127
And at the Ithaca airport
In the morning
639
00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:44,349
Okay ... this is good news
I guess
640
00:38:45,350 --> 00:38:45,890
Yeah
641
00:38:46,507 --> 00:38:48,154
Good news
That they're sending him back
642
00:38:49,255 --> 00:38:50,515
Awful news
643
00:38:50,516 --> 00:38:53,016
That he was down there with somebody
644
00:39:00,108 --> 00:39:02,848
I don't know if I'm ready
To see your Dad in a casket
645
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,649
You don't have to
It's closed
646
00:39:04,821 --> 00:39:06,127
Closed?
647
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,278
Well everyone
648
00:39:07,288 --> 00:39:09,354
Had a different opinion
So I suggested that we close it
649
00:39:09,355 --> 00:39:10,655
At least for now
650
00:39:10,892 --> 00:39:13,771
I think it's barbaric
That people wanna look at the body anyway
651
00:39:13,872 --> 00:39:16,402
Yeah, but he's been in an accident
They wanna know he's okay
652
00:39:16,403 --> 00:39:17,303
Miss Lefay?
653
00:39:17,304 --> 00:39:18,304
I'm John Goodenough
654
00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:20,900
From the funeral home
If there's anything we can do
655
00:39:21,331 --> 00:39:22,701
Please see me directly
656
00:39:22,802 --> 00:39:23,302
Thank you
657
00:39:23,348 --> 00:39:25,627
I did not have the privilege of knowing
Your father personally
658
00:39:25,628 --> 00:39:27,428
But from everything
That I've been hearing
659
00:39:27,528 --> 00:39:31,696
It's clear he brought a lot of love
To a lot of people
660
00:39:31,897 --> 00:39:32,697
You have no idea
661
00:39:32,874 --> 00:39:35,551
While I have you
Would you happen to know if
662
00:39:35,552 --> 00:39:37,952
There's been a resolution
Regarding the cemetery?
663
00:39:38,392 --> 00:39:40,196
I've been told it's Pleasant Meadows
664
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:42,397
I've also been told it's Shady Glen
665
00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:56,319
I know you think Henry wanted
To be buried
666
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,420
At Shady Glen
- He did want
667
00:39:57,421 --> 00:39:59,251
To be buried at Shady Glen
668
00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:01,677
We picked out those plots
Only last year
669
00:40:01,678 --> 00:40:03,428
But he gave out the payment
On Pleasant Meadows
670
00:40:03,429 --> 00:40:05,340
Even after that I can show you
The cancelled cheques
671
00:40:05,341 --> 00:40:06,341
Veronica?
672
00:40:06,949 --> 00:40:09,305
I appreciate that you are Henry's partner
673
00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:12,306
But please don't forget
That I was his wife
674
00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:14,787
Please keep your voices down
675
00:40:15,014 --> 00:40:18,893
Has anyone here happen to speak
To the American Consulate in Mexico?
676
00:40:19,194 --> 00:40:19,694
No
677
00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:20,795
Why?
678
00:40:21,396 --> 00:40:21,796
Barbie?
679
00:40:22,139 --> 00:40:23,098
Not now
680
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:24,099
What?
681
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,300
Really mom
Later
682
00:40:25,401 --> 00:40:25,901
Please!
683
00:40:29,873 --> 00:40:32,284
Apparently
684
00:40:32,285 --> 00:40:35,005
Daddy wasn't alone in Mexico
685
00:40:35,006 --> 00:40:37,206
I knew it
Was he with some sort of shaman?
686
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:40,103
There was ...
687
00:40:41,094 --> 00:40:42,354
A woman
688
00:40:42,595 --> 00:40:44,255
Staying with him at the hotel
689
00:40:45,189 --> 00:40:48,689
And they couldn't find her
And they don't know who she was
690
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,290
Autumn
691
00:40:50,999 --> 00:40:51,891
Okay maybe we should
692
00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:55,759
Give you some time to yourself okay
So mom?
693
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:56,550
Grandma?
694
00:40:56,551 --> 00:40:58,791
Grandma?
695
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:00,300
V, let's go
696
00:41:04,659 --> 00:41:06,001
It's all mine
697
00:41:08,052 --> 00:41:09,852
The will says
Every last penny goes to me
698
00:41:10,153 --> 00:41:12,037
Henry's half of the business
Everything
699
00:41:12,087 --> 00:41:14,954
I even have half interest in those
Precious plots of yours
700
00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:17,025
At Pleasant Goddamn Meadows
And the only thing
701
00:41:17,026 --> 00:41:19,376
Going into the ground come Friday
Is worms
702
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,299
Or your bones bitch
If you try and cross me
703
00:41:24,535 --> 00:41:26,313
Hello hello
Sorry I'm late
704
00:41:26,394 --> 00:41:27,694
Who's in charge here?
705
00:41:27,815 --> 00:41:29,695
John Goodenough
Funeral Director
706
00:41:29,996 --> 00:41:31,696
Ophelia Parker
The bereaved
707
00:41:31,797 --> 00:41:33,397
Well, the most deeply bereaved
I'm sure
708
00:41:33,698 --> 00:41:34,367
Listen, I bet
709
00:41:34,368 --> 00:41:36,857
A good-looking Father like yourself
Would know where to get a lady
710
00:41:36,858 --> 00:41:38,558
A Vodka Collins hmm?
- Excuse me?
711
00:41:38,559 --> 00:41:39,619
With lime
Thank you darling
712
00:41:40,126 --> 00:41:42,927
And some McNuggets
I get hungry when I drink
713
00:41:43,328 --> 00:41:44,558
Where is the ...
714
00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:45,759
Henry
715
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:46,560
The body?
716
00:41:47,031 --> 00:41:48,959
Oh!
In the viewing room
717
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,360
Thank you ever so much
718
00:41:51,231 --> 00:41:52,361
Oh, and
719
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,509
Two extra thingies of the
Tangy honey mustard sauce
720
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:55,930
Thank you gorgeous
721
00:41:59,399 --> 00:42:00,750
Were you all waiting for me?
722
00:42:05,051 --> 00:42:06,001
Henry ...
723
00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:09,392
Closed casket
724
00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:11,743
I didn't realize it was this bad
725
00:42:11,793 --> 00:42:13,424
I wanted a closed casket because
726
00:42:13,425 --> 00:42:14,925
I believe when someone dies
727
00:42:14,926 --> 00:42:17,826
He deserves his privacy
And not to be gawked at
728
00:42:19,001 --> 00:42:20,304
So he wasn't disfigured?
729
00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:20,995
No
730
00:42:22,096 --> 00:42:23,386
Oh thank God
731
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,934
Look at us here together
732
00:42:28,935 --> 00:42:30,735
It's like the reunion we never had
733
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,836
Let's hold hands
734
00:42:34,937 --> 00:42:36,837
C'mon, for Henry!
735
00:42:41,243 --> 00:42:44,949
We have things we share in common
With nobody else in the world
736
00:42:45,601 --> 00:42:47,123
We've all known the better ...
737
00:42:47,864 --> 00:42:49,124
We've all known the worst ...
738
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,100
In all four of Henry Lefay's marriages
739
00:42:52,901 --> 00:42:53,501
Five!
740
00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:54,502
Oh yes
741
00:42:55,049 --> 00:42:56,238
Two of which were to me of course
742
00:42:56,259 --> 00:42:58,139
Which does give me a sort of seniority ...
743
00:42:58,150 --> 00:42:59,040
Screw you!
744
00:42:59,357 --> 00:43:02,861
Honey, I'm just trying to say
That though we may all think
745
00:43:02,862 --> 00:43:05,362
We know how Henry
Wanted to say goodbye to this earth
746
00:43:06,035 --> 00:43:08,872
He did write it all down for me
In a deeply personal letter
747
00:43:08,873 --> 00:43:11,048
So I stopped
And I made copies on the way
748
00:43:11,774 --> 00:43:12,575
That's why I was late
749
00:43:15,956 --> 00:43:20,516
I've got my own letter too
Exactly exactly like this
750
00:43:21,007 --> 00:43:22,867
In mine he wanted a Catholic priest
751
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:24,068
Did you say Catholic?
752
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:25,209
In a pig's eye
753
00:43:25,510 --> 00:43:26,110
Timeout!
754
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,927
I'm the current wife
755
00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:31,258
I'm making the decisions
About the ceremony
756
00:43:31,259 --> 00:43:34,220
You know,
A good compromise would be his childhood pastor
757
00:43:34,228 --> 00:43:37,251
If I wanted your opinion
I would've asked for it
758
00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:38,312
Get it?
759
00:43:38,313 --> 00:43:41,390
May I say something
About the casket?
760
00:43:41,062 --> 00:43:42,689
What about the casket?
761
00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:45,750
I think it should be open
People want to see that he's alright
762
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:48,221
Mom, will you stop saying that,
It's screwed up
763
00:43:48,232 --> 00:43:49,022
No!
I agree with Kate
764
00:43:49,054 --> 00:43:50,766
Open open open!
765
00:43:51,027 --> 00:43:51,800
I am the wife
766
00:43:52,301 --> 00:43:53,201
Me!
767
00:43:53,432 --> 00:43:55,012
I make all the decisions
768
00:43:55,313 --> 00:43:56,613
About everything
769
00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:57,754
Right
770
00:43:58,495 --> 00:44:00,036
But Henry did want to be cremated
771
00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:01,197
Well that's not happening
772
00:44:01,198 --> 00:44:02,438
Well it's what he wanted
773
00:44:03,002 --> 00:44:04,895
Nobody is getting cremated
774
00:44:04,896 --> 00:44:06,836
So just stick it up your ass!
775
00:44:11,826 --> 00:44:12,976
Oh no no no no no ...
776
00:44:13,577 --> 00:44:13,877
Hey!
777
00:44:18,078 --> 00:44:19,008
You're gonna tip it over!
778
00:44:24,056 --> 00:44:24,941
Stop!
779
00:44:38,756 --> 00:44:41,355
Oh Daddy Daddy Daddy
What have you done now?
780
00:44:46,769 --> 00:44:49,541
It's not right
781
00:44:49,802 --> 00:44:53,462
You're not supposed to bury
Your own children
782
00:44:54,381 --> 00:44:56,327
You raised a great man
783
00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,968
I raised a selfish prick
784
00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:04,024
But ... he was
He was always good to me
785
00:45:04,025 --> 00:45:05,025
So ...
786
00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:07,496
That's something
- Yes
787
00:45:09,397 --> 00:45:09,797
Hello
788
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,967
Is Henry Lefay in this box?
789
00:45:15,068 --> 00:45:15,768
Yes
790
00:45:19,605 --> 00:45:22,502
You mind if I just stand here with you
For a bit?
791
00:45:22,903 --> 00:45:24,353
No no no not at all ...
792
00:45:24,404 --> 00:45:25,354
I'm ...
793
00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:26,355
Barbara Lefay
794
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,100
Henry's daughter
795
00:45:30,221 --> 00:45:32,111
How nice to finally meet you
796
00:45:30,609 --> 00:45:33,208
I'm Effa
797
00:45:33,302 --> 00:45:34,995
Effa Devereaux?
798
00:45:34,996 --> 00:45:37,296
I was Henry's very first wife
799
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:41,679
Well I'm sure some of you know about
The time that
800
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:42,998
Henry dropped out of college
801
00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:46,395
And went to Chicago
To try to be a blues musician?
802
00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:49,586
Well the very week
803
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:51,796
That boy got into town
804
00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:53,637
I ain't gonna lie
805
00:45:53,658 --> 00:45:55,648
He knocked me right off my feet
806
00:45:56,589 --> 00:45:59,419
But pretty soon I could see
he didn't belong in Chicago
807
00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,850
With or without me
So ...
808
00:46:01,354 --> 00:46:02,518
After 3 months
809
00:46:02,519 --> 00:46:04,359
We got an annulment
810
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,270
And I sent him back home
To New York
811
00:46:06,826 --> 00:46:08,453
Never saw Henry Lefay
812
00:46:08,454 --> 00:46:09,989
Or heard his voice again
813
00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:13,890
There are no paper towels
In the ladies' room
814
00:46:14,121 --> 00:46:14,701
Grandma!
815
00:46:14,891 --> 00:46:16,008
She doesn't work here
816
00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:18,099
Uhm I'm sorry
But I must ask you straight out
817
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,100
What exactly do you want here?
818
00:46:21,271 --> 00:46:22,911
You must be Veronica
819
00:46:22,892 --> 00:46:25,083
Well I don't want anything at all
820
00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:26,584
In fact
821
00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:27,890
I'll bet you dollars-to-donuts
822
00:46:28,105 --> 00:46:31,904
I'm the only person in this room
That doesn't have a will in her purse
823
00:46:31,905 --> 00:46:32,905
With her name on it
824
00:46:33,112 --> 00:46:35,896
Henry Lefay
Never gave me nothing
825
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,897
And I don't expect
Nothing from him now
826
00:46:41,762 --> 00:46:44,163
Would you happen to be Kate?
827
00:46:45,504 --> 00:46:46,264
Yeah
828
00:46:46,841 --> 00:46:49,570
Y'know I would imagine this shock
Is the biggest for you
829
00:46:49,771 --> 00:46:51,791
Woman thinks she's the man's first wife
830
00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,942
Is gotta be mighty unsettling
831
00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:55,443
To find out she isn't
832
00:46:56,084 --> 00:46:58,827
Y'know I truly regret
Any pain this causes you
833
00:46:59,288 --> 00:47:00,328
Can I ask you something?
834
00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:01,129
Yeah
835
00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:03,630
If you've been out of touch
With my father since Chicago
836
00:47:03,669 --> 00:47:05,649
How did you know so much
About all of us?
837
00:47:06,517 --> 00:47:07,687
The internet, honey
838
00:47:09,188 --> 00:47:10,688
Yes, may've been about
839
00:47:11,289 --> 00:47:12,989
Let's see about 5 years ago
840
00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:13,990
Out of the blue don't you know
841
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:17,691
Henry Lefay up and tracks me down
842
00:47:17,814 --> 00:47:18,877
And sends me an email
843
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:22,978
Just wanted to know
Whatever happened to me, y'know?
844
00:47:23,251 --> 00:47:24,902
What my life'd been like
845
00:47:25,603 --> 00:47:27,593
And you know one thing led to another
846
00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:30,414
And we've been emailing
Each other ever since
847
00:47:30,495 --> 00:47:31,415
Everyday
848
00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:32,916
Every .. everyday?
849
00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:33,317
Everyday
850
00:47:34,502 --> 00:47:35,227
Get out
851
00:47:35,228 --> 00:47:37,558
Well I didn't hear from him
A few days
852
00:47:37,909 --> 00:47:38,789
I just
853
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:41,890
Just got this bad feeling
854
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:42,924
And I thought
855
00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:46,425
I'd better give that boy a Google
856
00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:49,660
And sure enough
857
00:47:50,761 --> 00:47:52,061
Well y'all know the rest
858
00:47:53,023 --> 00:47:55,852
Apparently Henry's had
All kinds of secrets
859
00:47:56,853 --> 00:47:58,166
There's no reason not to believe this one
860
00:47:58,367 --> 00:48:00,467
Oh not so fast
861
00:48:00,893 --> 00:48:03,316
How do we know this isn't
Some kind of a scam?
862
00:48:03,617 --> 00:48:05,317
That you're not inserting yourself
Into Henry's life
863
00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:08,318
Under false pretenses just so
You can get something from us
864
00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,029
Later?
865
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,612
Oh you mean like the time
You pretended you were pregnant
866
00:48:12,613 --> 00:48:14,313
So Henry could leave Veronica
867
00:48:14,314 --> 00:48:16,914
And marry your bony ass
A second time?
868
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,884
Cause you are Ophelia
Aren't you?
869
00:48:21,156 --> 00:48:23,200
You've come a long way today Effa
870
00:48:23,626 --> 00:48:25,026
I bet you you're hungry
871
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,027
Y'know what girl
872
00:48:26,051 --> 00:48:29,557
I am feeling like a little pie
With some ice cream
873
00:48:29,658 --> 00:48:30,428
You know where I can get some?
874
00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:32,564
There's a diner
Across the green
875
00:48:32,565 --> 00:48:35,265
Where they make
A mean Dutch apple
876
00:48:35,396 --> 00:48:36,266
For real?
877
00:48:37,801 --> 00:48:38,522
My treat
878
00:48:38,723 --> 00:48:39,133
Oh cool!
879
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,107
Anything that you want for yourself
880
00:49:11,508 --> 00:49:12,008
You can ...
881
00:49:12,515 --> 00:49:13,022
Have
882
00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:16,023
Thanks
883
00:49:48,718 --> 00:49:49,418
Good morning
884
00:49:49,419 --> 00:49:51,070
You're here very early
885
00:49:51,428 --> 00:49:52,983
I asked everyone to come an hour
Before the viewing
886
00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:54,944
So that we can figure out
The minister issue
887
00:49:55,015 --> 00:49:55,495
Ahh
888
00:49:55,801 --> 00:49:56,859
Are the others here?
889
00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:57,660
No, you are the first
890
00:49:58,011 --> 00:49:59,526
Would you like to wait
In the study?
891
00:49:59,527 --> 00:50:01,227
Actually, if you guys don't mind
892
00:50:01,479 --> 00:50:03,574
I'd like a few minutes
Alone with Dad
893
00:50:03,675 --> 00:50:05,175
Sure
- Thank you
894
00:50:06,676 --> 00:50:07,476
Thank you
- Mm hmm
895
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:16,202
No no no no no ...
896
00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:19,224
How long were you and Henry together?
897
00:50:19,305 --> 00:50:20,745
About 15 years ...
- Oh wow
898
00:50:20,884 --> 00:50:23,726
Yeah it was crazy 15 years too
I'll tell you
899
00:50:24,766 --> 00:50:26,631
Where's what's his name?
The funeral guy?
900
00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:29,412
What about Ophelia?
Have you seen her?
901
00:50:30,013 --> 00:50:30,450
No?
902
00:50:31,851 --> 00:50:32,211
B-Baby?
903
00:50:33,808 --> 00:50:37,010
Whatever you do,
Do not let Autumn into the viewing room
904
00:50:38,737 --> 00:50:39,400
Why not?
905
00:50:39,861 --> 00:50:41,401
Why not let Autumn into the viewing room?
906
00:50:41,702 --> 00:50:42,402
Wait a second, wait
907
00:50:42,743 --> 00:50:43,817
Don't, come here!
908
00:50:48,273 --> 00:50:49,894
Who did this?
909
00:50:53,495 --> 00:50:54,005
Autumn
910
00:50:57,018 --> 00:50:58,418
Hang on a second
911
00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:00,719
Hey!
912
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:03,780
Wait
913
00:51:07,351 --> 00:51:08,481
Hey
C'mon
914
00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:10,332
Really Autumn?
915
00:51:13,258 --> 00:51:15,405
Who said that you could cremate him?
916
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:16,686
One of the ex-wives
917
00:51:16,758 --> 00:51:17,403
Ophelia?
918
00:51:17,514 --> 00:51:18,714
Yes!
Ophelia, that's her
919
00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:20,005
I had no choice
920
00:51:20,006 --> 00:51:21,045
Once the forms were signed
921
00:51:21,196 --> 00:51:23,996
Ophelia has no legal standing
Autumn is his wife
922
00:51:24,317 --> 00:51:26,316
Orphelia brought me the form
Signed by Autumn
923
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:27,617
She forged her signature?
924
00:51:27,658 --> 00:51:29,218
I had no way of knowing that
925
00:51:53,119 --> 00:51:53,699
No!
926
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,010
Whoa whoa whoa ...
927
00:52:11,011 --> 00:52:11,791
Stupid!
928
00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:15,992
Don't watch
929
00:52:22,524 --> 00:52:23,110
Stay away from the hearse!
930
00:52:35,246 --> 00:52:36,387
No, it's a classic!
931
00:52:41,895 --> 00:52:42,465
Oh oh oh ...
932
00:52:42,856 --> 00:52:46,073
I never give my car to the valet
933
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,354
Cool it!
934
00:52:58,755 --> 00:52:59,955
All of you
935
00:53:00,182 --> 00:53:02,317
I guess what I really do need to know is
Do any of you
936
00:53:02,318 --> 00:53:03,268
Want me to press charges?
937
00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:10,249
That's real good Barbie
Can you show me how to do that?
938
00:53:10,531 --> 00:53:12,187
Maybe after the funeral
But here's what I'm thinking, Pinky
939
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:14,098
We should charge her
940
00:53:14,129 --> 00:53:15,099
For attempted homicide
941
00:53:15,206 --> 00:53:17,347
And her for cremation fraud
942
00:53:17,401 --> 00:53:20,210
And him for aiding
And abetting a forger
943
00:53:21,637 --> 00:53:22,676
Are those even laws?
944
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:23,877
You wanna find out?
945
00:53:24,578 --> 00:53:25,478
No ...
Not really ...
946
00:53:25,054 --> 00:53:28,438
So as far as the criminal justice system
Is concerned
947
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:30,959
I think we should all just pretend
That this never happened
948
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:36,180
Well ... yeah ... I mean ...
I ... I ... It ...
949
00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:36,481
Okay
950
00:53:36,677 --> 00:53:37,747
Thank you Pinky
951
00:53:38,509 --> 00:53:39,823
Great to see you again
952
00:53:40,424 --> 00:53:41,654
Real sorry about your Dad
953
00:53:42,891 --> 00:53:44,034
Officer
954
00:53:47,435 --> 00:53:49,285
You better watch it ...
955
00:53:49,286 --> 00:53:50,286
Get in there now!
956
00:54:01,737 --> 00:54:02,187
Now you listen to me
957
00:54:02,289 --> 00:54:03,609
And you listen to me good
958
00:54:03,610 --> 00:54:06,379
I intend to send my father off
With a modicum of dignity
959
00:54:06,483 --> 00:54:08,481
That is what I owe him
And I am gonna give him that
960
00:54:08,482 --> 00:54:10,099
Come hell or high water
961
00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:13,118
So that means
No more surprise cremations okay
962
00:54:13,374 --> 00:54:15,285
No more demolition derby with the hearses
963
00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:16,716
No more anything!
964
00:54:16,817 --> 00:54:17,717
Except quiet
965
00:54:17,764 --> 00:54:21,351
Dignified, respectable mourning
966
00:54:21,855 --> 00:54:23,500
Have I made myself clear?
967
00:54:23,601 --> 00:54:24,200
Yes
968
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:26,009
Alright then
969
00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:31,656
And just so I make myself clear
970
00:54:31,957 --> 00:54:33,700
We're spreading Henry's ashes
In Bora Bora
971
00:54:33,701 --> 00:54:34,816
The hell we are
972
00:54:34,817 --> 00:54:36,351
That's where he was happiest
973
00:54:36,359 --> 00:54:37,352
Guys, please
974
00:54:37,510 --> 00:54:39,701
This coffee table is awfully dusty
975
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,122
You should use Pledge
976
00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:44,039
Somebody better talk to this woman
977
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:44,812
Grandma!
978
00:54:44,853 --> 00:54:47,043
Henry never gave a damn
About Bora Bora
979
00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:49,028
He wanted to be scattered
Over the Pacific
980
00:54:49,029 --> 00:54:50,009
From a catamaran
981
00:54:50,110 --> 00:54:51,010
He should be buried
At Pleasant Meadows
982
00:54:52,809 --> 00:54:54,760
You mean,
Bury his ashes?
983
00:54:57,717 --> 00:54:58,551
Would you give us a minute?
984
00:54:58,552 --> 00:54:59,972
We'll be in the viewing room soon
985
00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:01,306
I know I'm intruding
986
00:55:01,847 --> 00:55:04,807
But I'm actually kind of glad
To find you guys all here together
987
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:09,706
I was the one
Who was with Henry in Mexico
988
00:55:12,399 --> 00:55:13,305
Who are you?
989
00:55:14,106 --> 00:55:16,206
I was Henry's first wife
990
00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:17,507
Oh ...
991
00:55:17,573 --> 00:55:19,991
I was going to be his last wife
992
00:55:20,473 --> 00:55:23,047
Tell them Barbie
993
00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:29,408
It sucks
I'm so sorry
994
00:55:29,879 --> 00:55:32,559
It's all just too much
For one day
995
00:55:33,487 --> 00:55:36,040
I mean, I just lost my husband
996
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,351
And then someone goes
And burns him up
997
00:55:39,435 --> 00:55:40,435
And then
998
00:55:40,436 --> 00:55:42,976
I, finally,
He was gonna leave me?
999
00:55:44,268 --> 00:55:44,908
And you ...
1000
00:55:46,169 --> 00:55:47,199
You knew
1001
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,370
Put yourself in my shoes
1002
00:55:48,371 --> 00:55:49,746
Yes I knew about her
1003
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:50,547
But my loyalty has to be
1004
00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:53,162
With my Dad
And I didn't know
1005
00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:55,183
That Sarah Jane
Was the one with him in Mexico
1006
00:55:56,169 --> 00:55:57,458
You mean, there were others?
1007
00:55:58,059 --> 00:55:58,869
Oh my God
1008
00:56:06,007 --> 00:56:06,517
He really ...
1009
00:56:07,818 --> 00:56:09,358
Really was
1010
00:56:09,559 --> 00:56:10,009
Happy
1011
00:56:10,219 --> 00:56:11,551
When we were in Bora Bora
1012
00:56:13,062 --> 00:56:14,104
I'm sure of it
1013
00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:16,885
I am too
1014
00:56:20,473 --> 00:56:21,643
That's why we wanna
1015
00:56:22,154 --> 00:56:24,302
Spread his ashes there
1016
00:56:25,422 --> 00:56:27,641
I think
That's where he should live forever
1017
00:56:30,959 --> 00:56:34,681
I remember him happiest
In Yosemite
1018
00:56:35,082 --> 00:56:37,182
He took me hiking there
When I was 10
1019
00:56:39,448 --> 00:56:41,115
And he and my mother were still together
1020
00:56:43,515 --> 00:56:44,515
Up in the sun at the Dome
And ...
1021
00:56:46,216 --> 00:56:47,526
He sat down on the ground
1022
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,244
And I sat in his lap
And we looked out
1023
00:56:51,245 --> 00:56:53,245
Into the mountains forever
1024
00:56:54,855 --> 00:56:58,799
And I don't remember any other time
He held me nearly that long
1025
00:57:08,194 --> 00:57:10,424
He had such an enormous spirit
1026
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:17,125
What if he could rest forever
In all of those different places?
1027
00:57:18,006 --> 00:57:19,786
What if we divide up his ashes?
1028
00:57:20,001 --> 00:57:20,687
And each of us
1029
00:57:21,088 --> 00:57:24,318
Scatter a part of him
In a place we remember him being happy?
1030
00:57:24,589 --> 00:57:26,797
Because if anyone deserves that kind of goodbye
1031
00:57:26,798 --> 00:57:28,588
It was Daddy, right?
1032
00:57:31,575 --> 00:57:32,308
I'm sorry
1033
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,992
How did you know my mother?
1034
00:57:54,105 --> 00:57:54,805
Okay
1035
00:57:54,806 --> 00:57:57,324
So we have a new plan
For Daddy's ashes
1036
00:57:59,294 --> 00:58:00,512
Where's Ophelia?
1037
00:58:01,203 --> 00:58:03,583
She's in the viewing room
She wanted to be near him
1038
00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:05,024
And we didn't mind
1039
00:58:05,629 --> 00:58:07,269
Okay, let's go in there then
1040
00:58:11,170 --> 00:58:11,810
Ophelia?
1041
00:58:20,611 --> 00:58:22,131
Oh there she is!
1042
00:58:23,492 --> 00:58:24,232
Come on!
1043
00:58:24,433 --> 00:58:25,133
Ophelia!
1044
00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:26,134
[Speaking in Spanish]
1045
00:59:00,012 --> 00:59:01,148
Shoes! Shoes!
Take off your shoes!
1046
00:59:01,749 --> 00:59:02,849
Go!
- Okay!
1047
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,194
For what it's worth
I think Henry's ashes should be spread in Cancun
1048
00:59:06,352 --> 00:59:07,646
Do not
Make me hurt you
1049
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,397
Gimme my Henry!
1050
00:59:17,074 --> 00:59:18,977
Stop! Stop!
- No!
1051
00:59:19,049 --> 00:59:20,671
What the hell do you think
You're doing?
1052
00:59:20,722 --> 00:59:22,552
Henry wanted to be spread
Over the Pacific
1053
00:59:22,573 --> 00:59:23,153
And I'm not
1054
00:59:23,154 --> 00:59:24,914
Gonna let some little
Jenny-come-lately
1055
00:59:24,915 --> 00:59:27,685
Take him to Bora Bora
Where he doesn't even speak the language!
1056
00:59:28,486 --> 00:59:29,466
Give him to me!
1057
00:59:46,045 --> 00:59:48,313
Y'know, some guys get turned on
By this sort of thing
1058
00:59:50,773 --> 00:59:52,716
But not me
I'm just saying
1059
00:59:52,728 --> 00:59:53,717
Some guys
1060
00:59:58,318 --> 00:59:59,221
Go go go go go!
1061
01:00:39,565 --> 01:00:39,957
So
1062
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:41,558
What do we do now?
1063
01:00:44,003 --> 01:00:45,353
We could buy another urn
1064
01:00:46,254 --> 01:00:48,154
Maybe something a little sturdier
1065
01:00:50,420 --> 01:00:52,941
And leave it up there empty?
1066
01:00:53,452 --> 01:00:55,022
Or we can put something else in it?
1067
01:00:55,163 --> 01:00:55,688
Like what?
1068
01:00:55,689 --> 01:00:56,409
M-n-M's?
1069
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:59,410
What's the point?
There's nothing left of him
1070
01:00:59,797 --> 01:01:00,617
Oh Henry
1071
01:01:00,618 --> 01:01:03,799
I'm sorry
I didn't spring for the ornate brass
1072
01:01:04,881 --> 01:01:06,310
You'd still be here now
1073
01:01:06,851 --> 01:01:08,271
He'd still be dead
1074
01:01:10,472 --> 01:01:11,272
Shut your face
1075
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:14,372
You castrating Mexican twit
1076
01:01:15,483 --> 01:01:17,999
I am Spanish!
1077
01:01:26,354 --> 01:01:29,934
What in the sweet Lord of Jesus
Are you people doing?
1078
01:01:38,106 --> 01:01:40,685
You people are the worst
Fucking bereaved
1079
01:01:40,696 --> 01:01:42,716
I have ever seen in my life!
1080
01:01:44,062 --> 01:01:44,662
Excuse me
1081
01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:47,949
I've been conferring
With Father Hoolahan
1082
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,250
And I believe
We've found a way
1083
01:01:50,351 --> 01:01:53,101
To blend the Catholic
And Presbyterian ceremonies
1084
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:54,302
But ...
1085
01:01:54,993 --> 01:01:58,203
The Polynesian Holy man just arrived
And we were wondering
1086
01:01:58,207 --> 01:02:00,570
How you'd like us
To work him into the service
1087
01:04:07,049 --> 01:04:07,999
Oh God
1088
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,171
Whose mercies cannot be numbered
1089
01:04:12,048 --> 01:04:14,919
Except our prayers
In behalf of your servant
1090
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:15,920
Henry Lefay
1091
01:04:17,814 --> 01:04:18,557
Amen
1092
01:04:20,515 --> 01:04:24,536
And now if you'll turn to page 297
In your hymnals
1093
01:04:25,187 --> 01:04:28,137
I Can Hear My Savior Calling
1094
01:04:42,736 --> 01:04:44,066
You son of a bitch
1095
01:04:53,703 --> 01:04:56,600
But on that morning
Sarah Jane can't get herself out of bed
1096
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,837
I'm thinking to myself
When's the next time I'm gonna be in Cancun
1097
01:05:00,007 --> 01:05:01,785
So with or without her
I'm goin' parasailing
1098
01:05:02,218 --> 01:05:03,583
So I hired this family firm
1099
01:05:03,684 --> 01:05:05,584
That pulls you right up the beach
Behind their boat
1100
01:05:06,356 --> 01:05:07,490
They don't speak much English
1101
01:05:07,751 --> 01:05:08,491
And with ..
1102
01:05:08,612 --> 01:05:09,992
Two couples
Both on their honeymoon
1103
01:05:10,003 --> 01:05:11,293
And this single guy
1104
01:05:11,355 --> 01:05:12,676
Guy's name is Lipschutz
1105
01:05:12,717 --> 01:05:15,737
He's getting over his divorce
By working his way through every hooker in Cancun
1106
01:05:15,938 --> 01:05:16,968
Heck of a guy
1107
01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:19,462
My safety vest was a lil tight
So Lipschutz switches with me
1108
01:05:20,298 --> 01:05:22,900
I go up, have a great time
It's really a lot of fun
1109
01:05:23,001 --> 01:05:23,783
He goes up
1110
01:05:23,784 --> 01:05:25,700
With the vest
I just had on
1111
01:05:26,028 --> 01:05:27,388
Just had this thing on
1112
01:05:27,389 --> 01:05:30,239
Something snaps
He falls like 150 feet into the water
1113
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:31,450
Smack!
They pull him out, that guy's dead
1114
01:05:32,251 --> 01:05:34,799
He's dead, I mean I freak out
I lose it!
1115
01:05:34,844 --> 01:05:35,947
That could've been me
I'm thinking
1116
01:05:35,647 --> 01:05:36,947
That just ...
1117
01:05:37,548 --> 01:05:38,898
That just could've been me
1118
01:05:38,961 --> 01:05:39,961
I took off, y'know?
1119
01:05:39,962 --> 01:05:42,774
I left my ID there
All I had was my little fannypack
1120
01:05:42,775 --> 01:05:43,675
With a couple of hundred bucks
1121
01:05:43,841 --> 01:05:45,879
Which in Mexico
Buys a lot of tequila
1122
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:46,880
Next thing I know
1123
01:05:46,881 --> 01:05:49,001
I wake up passed out
In the backseat of the car
1124
01:05:49,152 --> 01:05:50,002
In Tampico
1125
01:05:50,619 --> 01:05:52,768
I tried to call you
But the hotel said you'd already left
1126
01:05:52,769 --> 01:05:54,769
Well, I figured
You walked out on me
1127
01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:56,190
So after 2 days
I had to get back to work
1128
01:05:56,191 --> 01:05:57,949
So I checked out
And went home alone
1129
01:05:57,953 --> 01:06:00,390
Wait ...
How did we hear that Daddy died?
1130
01:06:00,591 --> 01:06:01,891
The Mexicans
They must've thought
1131
01:06:01,892 --> 01:06:03,062
Lipschutz was me
And that I was Lipschutz
1132
01:06:03,186 --> 01:06:04,700
Well how did you get home
From Mexico?
1133
01:06:04,814 --> 01:06:05,704
Just dumb luck
1134
01:06:05,715 --> 01:06:08,657
The border guard supervisor
Grew up around here
1135
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:10,750
Remembers me from all those commercials
1136
01:06:10,872 --> 01:06:13,050
Why wouldn't you give
Someone a call?
1137
01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,941
Well at this point
I didn't realise that
1138
01:06:14,942 --> 01:06:16,272
Anybody thought I was dead
1139
01:06:16,695 --> 01:06:18,105
And who am I gonna call anyway?
1140
01:06:18,506 --> 01:06:20,311
When I got home this morning
I got to the house
1141
01:06:20,326 --> 01:06:21,752
Caterers setting up a party
Woohoo ...
1142
01:06:22,518 --> 01:06:23,218
What's goin' on?
1143
01:06:23,869 --> 01:06:25,576
They're all at your funeral
He says
1144
01:06:26,588 --> 01:06:27,769
Well I had to go see this
1145
01:06:27,970 --> 01:06:28,970
So I put on my suit
1146
01:06:29,271 --> 01:06:30,329
And here I am
1147
01:06:31,035 --> 01:06:32,463
So this Lipschutz ...
1148
01:06:32,470 --> 01:06:34,205
His family doesn't know?
1149
01:06:34,306 --> 01:06:35,906
And we've cremated him
1150
01:06:36,034 --> 01:06:39,732
And scattered his ashes
All over a gas station
1151
01:06:49,350 --> 01:06:50,070
Alright ...
1152
01:06:50,351 --> 01:06:51,949
I got an idea
I think you should come home with me
1153
01:06:51,950 --> 01:06:53,300
I left your bags in the back
1154
01:06:54,034 --> 01:06:55,395
Come on
1155
01:06:55,796 --> 01:06:57,926
I wanna spend one great day
With my grandmother
1156
01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:00,241
Okay
1157
01:07:01,132 --> 01:07:02,002
Okay
1158
01:07:04,413 --> 01:07:04,854
I love you
1159
01:07:05,315 --> 01:07:06,355
I love you too
1160
01:07:12,436 --> 01:07:13,592
Listen
I gotta say this
1161
01:07:13,793 --> 01:07:14,393
Uhmmm ...
1162
01:07:18,644 --> 01:07:21,860
Before this week
I thought you were amazing
1163
01:07:22,161 --> 01:07:23,061
You know that
1164
01:07:23,879 --> 01:07:24,392
But after watching
1165
01:07:24,393 --> 01:07:26,788
Everything you did
In the midst of all this insanity
1166
01:07:26,789 --> 01:07:30,189
Somehow holding together
I have a whole new respect for you
1167
01:07:34,309 --> 01:07:36,160
They say for better or for worse
1168
01:07:36,161 --> 01:07:37,700
What is worse than this?
1169
01:07:38,612 --> 01:07:39,815
And you were flawless
1170
01:07:43,616 --> 01:07:45,816
Goddammit woman
Marry me
1171
01:07:51,316 --> 01:07:52,288
Are you out of your mind?
1172
01:07:53,089 --> 01:07:56,359
Look at my family
Look at every marriage I grew up around, I mean
1173
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,480
So what are you saying?
You never wanna get married no matter what?
1174
01:07:58,601 --> 01:08:00,159
I'm saying I never wanna marry wrong
1175
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:03,751
Lloyd, no ...
1176
01:08:03,902 --> 01:08:05,352
That's not what I meant
1177
01:08:07,553 --> 01:08:08,093
Lloyd!
1178
01:08:11,790 --> 01:08:12,118
2 minutes?
1179
01:08:12,119 --> 01:08:13,119
Don't even think about it
1180
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:15,620
This is ridiculous
1181
01:08:24,001 --> 01:08:25,713
I didn't like the way
I left you last time
1182
01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:26,454
Mm hmm
1183
01:08:28,257 --> 01:08:30,133
Y'know when I thought you were gone
I uhmm ...
1184
01:08:32,740 --> 01:08:34,178
This is like a second chance for us y'know
1185
01:08:34,179 --> 01:08:36,169
I know we got off track
When I was a teenager
1186
01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:39,216
And I know we'll never be normal
Father and daughter
1187
01:08:39,817 --> 01:08:41,187
But uh, y'know
1188
01:08:41,274 --> 01:08:42,278
Maybe
1189
01:08:43,489 --> 01:08:45,179
Maybe we can be some kinda friends
1190
01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:47,180
Right
Okay
1191
01:08:47,181 --> 01:08:48,181
To a new beginning!
1192
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:49,622
A new beginning
1193
01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:55,877
Quite a funeral huh?
1194
01:08:56,278 --> 01:08:57,708
What's with the medicine man?
What was that all about?
1195
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,180
You mean the Polynesian holy man?
1196
01:08:59,191 --> 01:09:01,681
Autumn said that he performed your wedding
In Bora Bora
1197
01:09:01,882 --> 01:09:02,582
That was the guy?
1198
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,892
But he had a red face
1199
01:09:04,673 --> 01:09:05,883
Our wedding had a blue face
1200
01:09:07,084 --> 01:09:07,984
Could've been a red face
1201
01:09:08,685 --> 01:09:09,515
It was pretty shitface
1202
01:09:11,554 --> 01:09:12,314
When I do go
1203
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:13,638
No holy man of any kind
1204
01:09:13,839 --> 01:09:15,639
I'll just leave you some instructions
On what to do with me
1205
01:09:15,773 --> 01:09:17,876
You gave everyone instructions okay Dad?
1206
01:09:17,907 --> 01:09:22,657
You got yourself buried at 2 different cemeteries
And your ashes scattered off a catamaran
1207
01:09:22,845 --> 01:09:25,525
I'll just date your instructions
So everybody knows it's the latest version
1208
01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:28,106
If Sarah Jane or anybody else
Shows up with a later one
1209
01:09:28,107 --> 01:09:29,107
You can fight them tooth and nails
1210
01:09:29,108 --> 01:09:29,806
Just tell them it's all
1211
01:09:29,807 --> 01:09:32,907
Daddy this is exactly
What I'm asking you to stop doing to me
1212
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:33,880
Right right right right right ...
1213
01:09:33,981 --> 01:09:35,152
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
1214
01:09:35,153 --> 01:09:36,153
Got it, got it
1215
01:09:37,819 --> 01:09:38,684
Have you talked to Autumn?
1216
01:09:38,785 --> 01:09:39,745
How pissed is she?
1217
01:09:39,946 --> 01:09:41,350
On a scale of 1 to 10 million
1218
01:09:42,586 --> 01:09:45,730
Gals are a lot tougher to deal with
In divorce than when they're angry
1219
01:09:46,031 --> 01:09:47,785
That's how Veronica
Ended up with half of the company
1220
01:09:48,086 --> 01:09:50,186
That's why I was hoping you could
Kinda talk to Autumn a little bit y'know
1221
01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:51,787
Smooth things out
1222
01:09:51,918 --> 01:09:54,188
And you might wanna get
A hold of that Lipschutz family
1223
01:09:54,767 --> 01:09:55,578
Let them know what happened
1224
01:09:56,079 --> 01:09:56,579
Me?
1225
01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:57,680
I can't call 'em
1226
01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:59,501
They're likely to be kinda pissed off
1227
01:10:00,675 --> 01:10:02,076
And don't mention that cremation thing
1228
01:10:02,677 --> 01:10:05,737
I don't think Jewish people
Even wanted the right body
1229
01:10:07,009 --> 01:10:07,995
We have no ashes
1230
01:10:08,596 --> 01:10:09,558
Nah, you'll think of something
1231
01:10:14,156 --> 01:10:14,805
Goodbye
1232
01:10:14,956 --> 01:10:15,562
What?
1233
01:10:17,074 --> 01:10:19,109
Goodbye,
I'm going back to California
1234
01:10:19,110 --> 01:10:19,430
Barbie
1235
01:10:19,431 --> 01:10:20,141
Barbara
- Listen to me
1236
01:10:20,142 --> 01:10:21,002
You're never gonna change
1237
01:10:21,155 --> 01:10:24,266
Dad, and if you don't change
I'm gonna lose my mind
1238
01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:27,280
Oh God I love you Dad
1239
01:10:27,281 --> 01:10:29,401
I love you more than
You could possibly realise
1240
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,629
But don't follow me
1241
01:10:36,795 --> 01:10:37,990
And don't sing
1242
01:10:50,191 --> 01:10:51,101
Oh hey sweetheart
1243
01:10:52,102 --> 01:10:52,859
Look
1244
01:10:53,097 --> 01:10:55,190
There's something I need
To talk to you about
1245
01:10:55,191 --> 01:10:56,075
It's pretty serious
1246
01:10:56,079 --> 01:10:58,306
I wanted to wait till
After the funeral
1247
01:10:58,307 --> 01:10:58,877
What?
1248
01:11:00,510 --> 01:11:01,337
I'm done
1249
01:11:02,138 --> 01:11:04,850
I only come here to tell you that I am
Out of here, for good
1250
01:11:06,045 --> 01:11:07,869
What do you mean for good?
1251
01:11:07,870 --> 01:11:09,835
I've had it, Mom
Taking care of Daddy every minute
1252
01:11:09,836 --> 01:11:11,366
Whether he's alive or not
1253
01:11:11,464 --> 01:11:13,174
Fixing everything that he breaks
1254
01:11:13,175 --> 01:11:14,175
Oh grow up!
1255
01:11:14,715 --> 01:11:16,810
Huh, do you think you're the only person
With a family?
1256
01:11:17,301 --> 01:11:18,128
Roll with it
1257
01:11:18,385 --> 01:11:19,185
You've got so self-centered
1258
01:11:20,086 --> 01:11:21,275
What are you talking about?
1259
01:11:21,876 --> 01:11:23,308
Making the whole funeral about yourself
1260
01:11:23,317 --> 01:11:24,355
About me?
1261
01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:25,006
Yes
1262
01:11:25,107 --> 01:11:26,697
How you're gonna
Give your father some dignity in death
1263
01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:27,540
That he didn't have in life
1264
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:28,755
How narcissistic?
1265
01:11:29,345 --> 01:11:31,072
I was the one making this about myself?
1266
01:11:31,073 --> 01:11:33,175
What about those crazy women
1267
01:11:33,176 --> 01:11:35,355
That almost spilled that poor Lipschulz guy
1268
01:11:35,356 --> 01:11:36,356
Out of his coffin
1269
01:11:36,358 --> 01:11:38,657
And then cremated him huh?
1270
01:11:39,486 --> 01:11:43,778
They were just a bunch of sad women
Trying to mourn the best way they could
1271
01:11:44,556 --> 01:11:46,820
Why are you so damn accepting
All the time?
1272
01:11:47,721 --> 01:11:50,721
Even Ophelia
After everything that happened back then
1273
01:11:51,142 --> 01:11:51,722
Why can't you
1274
01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:55,709
Just show some spine for once
Instead of being the world's biggest doormat
1275
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:56,830
Spine?
1276
01:11:57,456 --> 01:11:59,143
You want me to show you
Some spine?
1277
01:11:52,454 --> 01:12:01,544
My daughter would not speak
To me that way
1278
01:12:01,645 --> 01:12:04,005
This is your big permanent exit
Out of New York
1279
01:12:04,006 --> 01:12:06,086
Why don't you just go back
To San Francisco right now?
1280
01:12:06,552 --> 01:12:09,147
Is that some spine for ya
Good enough spine?
1281
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,596
I think when you get to a certain age
1282
01:12:29,117 --> 01:12:31,667
God starts to make you forget
1283
01:12:32,162 --> 01:12:33,755
Because
1284
01:12:35,486 --> 01:12:37,756
If you had to hold on
To all those memories
1285
01:12:38,796 --> 01:12:40,807
It would just be too much to bear
1286
01:12:47,511 --> 01:12:48,111
Listen
1287
01:12:49,812 --> 01:12:51,782
Why don't you tell me
A memory you haven't told me
1288
01:12:52,183 --> 01:12:53,117
A happy one
1289
01:12:53,618 --> 01:12:54,024
Huh?
1290
01:12:55,025 --> 01:12:55,925
Well, uh ...
1291
01:12:56,556 --> 01:12:57,526
How about uh ...
1292
01:12:58,699 --> 01:12:59,249
Hawaii
1293
01:12:59,990 --> 01:13:01,112
You were on vacation?
1294
01:13:01,223 --> 01:13:02,083
No no ...
1295
01:13:02,131 --> 01:13:03,511
I lived there
1296
01:13:04,112 --> 01:13:05,432
You lived in Hawaii
When?
1297
01:13:05,696 --> 01:13:07,630
During the war
After Pearl Harbor.
1298
01:13:08,031 --> 01:13:09,878
I lived near the naval base
1299
01:13:09,882 --> 01:13:12,402
Ohh ...
We had such fun
1300
01:13:12,873 --> 01:13:14,323
I worked for this club
1301
01:13:14,324 --> 01:13:15,324
And the sailors
1302
01:13:15,325 --> 01:13:16,816
Would come in all week
1303
01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:20,367
They paid us
And we split 60/40 with the house
1304
01:13:21,888 --> 01:13:22,968
W-w-what ...
1305
01:13:23,364 --> 01:13:25,240
What, the soldiers paid you for what?
To dance?
1306
01:13:25,641 --> 01:13:27,995
Good heavens no!
It was wartime
1307
01:13:28,456 --> 01:13:29,796
You get a sailor on leave
1308
01:13:30,497 --> 01:13:32,257
They're not interested in dancing
1309
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:34,358
Ha ha ha ...
1310
01:13:35,761 --> 01:13:36,092
W-W-Wait ...
1311
01:13:36,940 --> 01:13:37,793
What are you saying?
1312
01:13:37,994 --> 01:13:39,394
That you were a hooker?
1313
01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:41,351
No! I was a party girl
1314
01:13:42,052 --> 01:13:42,992
What's the difference?
1315
01:13:43,847 --> 01:13:45,861
That, was much more patriotic
1316
01:13:48,169 --> 01:13:51,540
Ohh, this was so sweet of you
To find all this time for me
1317
01:13:52,076 --> 01:13:54,441
Especially since your mother's in the hospital
1318
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:57,242
What?
1319
01:13:57,243 --> 01:13:58,300
In the hospital
What do you mean?
1320
01:13:58,213 --> 01:14:00,167
She went to the St. Jo's this morning
1321
01:14:00,168 --> 01:14:01,168
For that biopsy
1322
01:14:02,169 --> 01:14:03,705
You know that
1323
01:14:04,906 --> 01:14:05,706
Oh God
1324
01:14:12,207 --> 01:14:14,197
Oh, how did you
- The doctor said it went well
1325
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:18,981
Mom I'm so sorry
1326
01:14:18,982 --> 01:14:20,764
I'm sorry too
1327
01:14:24,574 --> 01:14:26,409
You got a bad deal huh
1328
01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:30,810
Spending all those years alone
With just me
1329
01:14:32,348 --> 01:14:33,991
My life hasn't been that bad
1330
01:14:34,592 --> 01:14:37,432
You make decisions and
Things work out how they work out
1331
01:14:39,304 --> 01:14:41,478
You know when you go to a restaurant
1332
01:14:42,069 --> 01:14:43,689
And your food comes
1333
01:14:44,150 --> 01:14:46,290
And you realised
That you've ordered badly
1334
01:14:47,711 --> 01:14:48,889
That was me
1335
01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,745
I ordered badly
1336
01:14:52,146 --> 01:14:53,006
That's all
1337
01:14:57,856 --> 01:14:59,614
We can better won't
Make that mistake
1338
01:14:59,915 --> 01:15:00,615
Mmm ...
1339
01:15:01,116 --> 01:15:01,830
But now
1340
01:15:03,494 --> 01:15:05,891
You'll make the other mistake
1341
01:15:07,508 --> 01:15:08,670
What other mistake?
1342
01:15:20,123 --> 01:15:22,233
Excuse me, visiting hours are over
1343
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:24,444
I'll be quick
I'm just gonna say goodnight to my mother
1344
01:16:54,739 --> 01:16:55,309
Hey
1345
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:58,899
I was just closing up
1346
01:17:00,091 --> 01:17:01,097
Can I come in?
1347
01:17:02,998 --> 01:17:03,871
Yeah
1348
01:17:03,972 --> 01:17:04,832
Sure
1349
01:17:13,377 --> 01:17:16,218
You wouldn't believe, it but in California
I'm a very together person
1350
01:17:20,559 --> 01:17:21,710
Believe it
1351
01:17:23,008 --> 01:17:24,353
I used to know you pretty well
1352
01:17:24,554 --> 01:17:25,680
Oh man
1353
01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:28,616
What a week
1354
01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:30,587
You have no idea
1355
01:17:32,008 --> 01:17:33,315
My father's dead
1356
01:17:33,516 --> 01:17:34,686
My father's not dead
1357
01:17:36,387 --> 01:17:37,499
My mother's sick and
1358
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,286
My grandmother's a whore
1359
01:17:57,817 --> 01:17:58,807
You know what?
1360
01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:02,008
This is exactly how I felt
With Johnny Ferrigno
1361
01:18:05,109 --> 01:18:05,739
It was like
1362
01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:08,490
I was trying to find
My way out of something
1363
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:12,286
That's what she meant
1364
01:18:12,717 --> 01:18:13,587
There's ordering badly
1365
01:18:14,188 --> 01:18:15,588
And the other mistake
1366
01:18:17,189 --> 01:18:18,759
Is not ordering at all
1367
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,680
Okay
Umm
1368
01:18:25,761 --> 01:18:27,108
Please don't hate me
1369
01:18:29,153 --> 01:18:30,845
I tried that once
1370
01:18:34,011 --> 01:18:35,972
Didn't work
1371
01:18:42,637 --> 01:18:43,119
Lloyd
1372
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:45,320
Listen, there's umm
1373
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,521
Something I wanna talk to you about
1374
01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,189
Lloyd Lloyd
Let me call you back
1375
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:01,190
Blue skies
1376
01:19:01,401 --> 01:19:03,351
Smiling at me ....
1377
01:19:04,962 --> 01:19:07,282
Nothing but blue skies
1378
01:19:09,283 --> 01:19:10,783
Do I see
1379
01:19:17,798 --> 01:19:20,799
This pile of dust
Is all that's left of me
1380
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:21,839
These are my ashes
1381
01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:23,364
My remains
1382
01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:26,415
No ... it's ground crap
From the gas station
1383
01:19:26,916 --> 01:19:27,448
Okay?
1384
01:19:28,381 --> 01:19:29,081
Come on
1385
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:30,019
You're drunk
1386
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,320
Let's get you home
1387
01:19:31,275 --> 01:19:32,275
You know, I thought that
1388
01:19:32,276 --> 01:19:34,396
I kept moving
1389
01:19:34,497 --> 01:19:35,777
I could cheat death
1390
01:19:38,356 --> 01:19:39,116
That's what I thought
1391
01:19:40,217 --> 01:19:41,807
But that's not how it works
Is it?
1392
01:19:43,352 --> 01:19:44,462
Someday I'm gonna be
1393
01:19:44,753 --> 01:19:47,315
Just as dead as Lipschulz here
1394
01:19:48,616 --> 01:19:49,876
And what did I leave?
1395
01:19:49,992 --> 01:19:51,827
What did Lipschulz leave?
1396
01:19:52,428 --> 01:19:55,278
Disappointed hookers in Cancun
That's what he left
1397
01:19:55,503 --> 01:19:56,503
But not me
1398
01:19:56,504 --> 01:19:58,070
I got ...
1399
01:19:58,271 --> 01:20:00,471
I got half a business
1400
01:20:01,599 --> 01:20:02,599
And some really
1401
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,555
Memorable commercials
1402
01:20:05,716 --> 01:20:06,410
And you ...
1403
01:20:08,232 --> 01:20:10,935
A better daughter than this
Selfish asshole deserves
1404
01:20:11,336 --> 01:20:12,879
And I lost you, didn't I?
1405
01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:14,730
Ohh Dad ...
1406
01:20:16,533 --> 01:20:17,233
Y'know I-I
1407
01:20:17,234 --> 01:20:18,692
I really would like to change
1408
01:20:18,693 --> 01:20:20,059
I wanna change
1409
01:20:20,709 --> 01:20:21,854
No you don't
1410
01:20:22,055 --> 01:20:22,879
Nah ...
1411
01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:24,690
Nah, no I don't
1412
01:20:28,746 --> 01:20:30,696
But I did break up with Sarah Jane
1413
01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:32,005
Really?
1414
01:20:32,006 --> 01:20:32,534
Yeah
1415
01:20:33,436 --> 01:20:35,122
She wanted to keep the ring
1416
01:20:35,993 --> 01:20:36,855
So I said go ahead
1417
01:20:37,856 --> 01:20:39,260
Cubic zirconium anyway
1418
01:20:39,899 --> 01:20:41,210
So she threw it at me
1419
01:20:43,276 --> 01:20:43,976
Want it?
1420
01:20:44,377 --> 01:20:46,108
No, thank you
1421
01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:47,361
Then it's too bad
1422
01:20:48,362 --> 01:20:49,162
It's the real deal
1423
01:20:49,223 --> 01:20:50,600
Costs me 28 grand
1424
01:20:51,341 --> 01:20:52,180
Lemme see that
1425
01:20:54,630 --> 01:20:57,460
Hey Barbie doll
Barbie Barb ...
1426
01:20:57,761 --> 01:20:58,610
Barbara
1427
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:00,415
Have I touched anything?
1428
01:21:01,455 --> 01:21:03,666
I mean in your whole life
Have I touched anything?
1429
01:21:04,957 --> 01:21:05,487
Look at me
1430
01:21:06,818 --> 01:21:07,999
What do you think?
1431
01:21:08,065 --> 01:21:09,065
I think
1432
01:21:09,066 --> 01:21:11,181
You're a walking miracle
That's what I think
1433
01:21:12,310 --> 01:21:14,709
I'd just like to think
It did not all come from your Mom
1434
01:21:17,010 --> 01:21:17,622
It didn't
1435
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:19,795
Thanks
1436
01:21:19,996 --> 01:21:20,677
Thank you
1437
01:21:25,576 --> 01:21:26,350
Are you nervous?
1438
01:21:26,491 --> 01:21:27,351
Nah
1439
01:21:28,085 --> 01:21:30,709
Not when you've walked down the aisle
As many times as I have
1440
01:21:33,173 --> 01:21:33,998
But you
1441
01:21:34,799 --> 01:21:37,310
You're the most beautiful bride
I've ever seen
1442
01:21:40,424 --> 01:21:41,004
Ready?
1443
01:21:41,595 --> 01:21:42,438
Yeah
1444
01:22:59,045 --> 01:23:00,975
I never thought
I'd see them dance together
1445
01:23:01,576 --> 01:23:03,076
I'm so glad your Mom's okay
1446
01:23:03,523 --> 01:23:06,311
Of all your father's other wives
She was always my favorite
1447
01:23:06,412 --> 01:23:07,860
Did your father tell you?
1448
01:23:08,010 --> 01:23:09,161
We're getting married again
1449
01:23:09,772 --> 01:23:10,864
To each other?
1450
01:23:10,842 --> 01:23:11,999
Of course!
1451
01:23:13,306 --> 01:23:14,890
Well, third time's a charm
1452
01:23:16,209 --> 01:23:17,510
Hmmm
Look at you
1453
01:23:17,511 --> 01:23:18,511
You're a knockout, honey
1454
01:23:18,712 --> 01:23:19,445
Thanks
1455
01:23:20,598 --> 01:23:22,450
You think I could get away
With wearing white?
1456
01:23:24,951 --> 01:23:26,061
Hey there
1457
01:23:26,823 --> 01:23:27,965
Been looking for you
1458
01:23:28,652 --> 01:23:30,083
Day's been kinda intense
1459
01:23:30,084 --> 01:23:32,300
I was just looking for some quiet
1460
01:23:33,490 --> 01:23:33,999
You know what?
1461
01:23:34,391 --> 01:23:37,165
I remember sneaking away
From one of my weddings
1462
01:23:38,296 --> 01:23:41,166
Guessing a bridesmaid was involved?
1463
01:23:41,665 --> 01:23:42,553
Maybe
1464
01:23:49,681 --> 01:23:50,583
It's our song
1465
01:23:53,549 --> 01:23:54,049
May I?
1466
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:56,100
Yes you may
1467
01:24:19,384 --> 01:24:20,678
You're gonna love being married
1468
01:24:21,679 --> 01:24:23,099
There's nothing like it in the world
1469
01:24:26,335 --> 01:24:27,268
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