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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,534 --> 00:00:04,567 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, 2 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:05,834 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 3 00:00:05,834 --> 00:00:06,834 SHAKE IT, DUDE. 4 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:21,801 5 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:40,100 6 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,467 ♪ YOU'RE FLYING HIGH... ♪ 7 00:00:41,467 --> 00:00:42,601 HI THERE. 8 00:00:42,601 --> 00:00:43,934 SHE THINKS SHE'S SO HOT. 9 00:00:43,934 --> 00:00:45,601 NOT AS HOT AS YOU. AW-W. 10 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:49,534 ♪ SUN IN THE SKY ♪ 11 00:00:49,534 --> 00:00:52,267 ♪ YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ♪ 12 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:56,067 ♪ OOH, DRIFTING ON BY ♪ 13 00:00:56,067 --> 00:00:58,767 ♪ YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ♪ 14 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:02,167 ♪ IT'S A NEW DAWN IT'S A NEW DAY ♪ 15 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:04,667 ♪ IT'S A NEW LIFE ♪ 16 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:07,801 ♪ FOR ME ♪ 17 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:12,334 ♪ AND I'M FEELING GOOD ♪ 18 00:01:12,334 --> 00:01:16,901 19 00:01:16,901 --> 00:01:18,701 THIS USED TO BE SUCH A MAGICAL KINGDOM, 20 00:01:18,701 --> 00:01:21,234 FULL OF SPRITES AND FAIRIES. 21 00:01:21,234 --> 00:01:24,667 NOW, IT'S LIKE WATCHING "THE WIZARD OF OZ" IN REVERSE. 22 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,634 COPS IN THE STREETS, COPS IN THE BARS, 23 00:01:26,634 --> 00:01:28,000 COPS IN THE CLUBS. 24 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,634 IT'S FUCKING DEPRESSING. 25 00:01:29,634 --> 00:01:30,968 UNLESS YOU'RE INTO COPS. 26 00:01:30,968 --> 00:01:41,067 27 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,100 Debbie: WHAT'RE YOU TWO DOING? 28 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,968 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE DOING? 29 00:01:43,968 --> 00:01:45,601 WE'RE COP-ULATING. 30 00:01:45,601 --> 00:01:48,067 THIS IS NO LAUGHING MAT- TER. COME ON. 31 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,334 THIS STREET'S A SHADOW OF ITS FORMER SELF. 32 00:01:50,334 --> 00:01:51,634 STOP STOCKWELL. 33 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,501 I THINK HE'S HOT. 34 00:01:54,501 --> 00:01:56,067 I'D DO HIM ANY DAY. [ Chuckling ] 35 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,000 JESUS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THROUGH TO THESE GUYS? 36 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,667 SHOVE UP A STICK OF DYNAMITE UP THEIR COL- LECTIVE ASS? 37 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:04,534 HOLLER "BLOODY MURDER"? 38 00:02:04,534 --> 00:02:06,534 THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO. 39 00:02:06,534 --> 00:02:07,567 THANKS. 40 00:02:07,567 --> 00:02:09,467 STOP... STOP STOCKWELL. 41 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:12,234 YOU WANT TO LEND A HAND? Justin: STOP STOCKWELL. 42 00:02:12,234 --> 00:02:13,701 IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN THAT. 43 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:14,767 Justin: STOP STOCKWELL. 44 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:17,100 Man: NOT INTERESTED. STOP STOCKWELL! 45 00:02:23,234 --> 00:02:24,534 YOU GOT IT? YEAH. 46 00:02:26,934 --> 00:02:29,567 Michael: OH-H, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING? [ Chuckling ] 47 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:31,634 Ben: SO LISTEN, I'VE GOT CLASSES TILL 5:00. 48 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:34,801 COMING HOME AFTER SCHOOL? 49 00:02:34,801 --> 00:02:36,467 FIRST I'VE GOT BAND PRACTICE, 50 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:38,334 THEN SUZY AND I ARE STUDYING FOR THE CHEM FINAL. 51 00:02:39,801 --> 00:02:42,167 WHO'S SUZY? CAN'T YOU TELL HE'S BULLSHITTING US? 52 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:45,000 SURE. SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 53 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,367 TO HANG WITH MY FRIENDS, 54 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,267 IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU. 55 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:50,033 I TOLD THEM I'M LIVING WITH TWO OLD QUEENS 56 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:52,868 WHO PAY ME FIVE Cs A DAY TO WALK AROUND NAKED. 57 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,767 YEAH, I'M... ALWAYS BULL- SHITTING US. 58 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:55,901 ACTUALLY, THAT'S THE TRUTH. 59 00:02:57,601 --> 00:02:59,901 THEY'RE JEALOUS AS HELL THINKING I GOT THIS CUSHY GIG, 60 00:02:59,901 --> 00:03:03,033 WHILE THEY'RE OUT TRYING TO ROLL A STOCKBROKER FOR LUNCH MONEY. 61 00:03:03,033 --> 00:03:04,868 YEAH, WELL... 62 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:07,734 TRY AND REMEMBER, DINNER'S AT 7:00. 63 00:03:07,734 --> 00:03:09,968 BEN'S MAKING HIS TOFU STIR-FRY. 64 00:03:09,968 --> 00:03:12,901 [ Scoffing ] MORE FUCKING HEALTH FOOD? 65 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:13,934 ALL RIGHTY. 66 00:03:16,868 --> 00:03:19,367 LOOK, I'M SHOWING. 67 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,234 AND IT'S SEXY AS HELL. 68 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,667 OH, YOU THINK SO? 69 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,234 MM-HMM. 70 00:03:25,701 --> 00:03:28,534 YOU SAID I WAS SEXY WHEN I WAS CARRYING GUS. HMM. 71 00:03:28,534 --> 00:03:30,601 OR WAS THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER 72 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,267 BECAUSE I LOOKED LIKE A WHALE? 73 00:03:32,267 --> 00:03:34,467 THERE'S SOME- THING ABOUT A PREGNANT WOMAN. 74 00:03:34,467 --> 00:03:35,968 THAT GLOW. 75 00:03:35,968 --> 00:03:38,501 FOR ME, THAT GLOW WAS NAUSEA. 76 00:03:38,501 --> 00:03:40,434 HMM, ME TOO... 77 00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:43,000 AND YET I CRAVE PIZZA WITH PEPPERONI AND PINEAPPLE. 78 00:03:47,734 --> 00:03:49,868 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I CALL FAST DELIVERY. 79 00:03:49,868 --> 00:03:51,467 SORRY. IT'S NOT A PIZZA. 80 00:03:55,033 --> 00:03:56,567 IT'S A BLANKET FOR THE BABY. 81 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:58,968 I GOT IT AT THIS ANTIQUE STORE NEAR THE GALLERY. 82 00:03:58,968 --> 00:04:00,300 YEAH, GET THIS OUT OF HERE. 83 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,834 HUH? PLEASE. 84 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:02,968 W-WHAT'S THE MATTER? 85 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,367 DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S BAD LUCK TO BUY SOMETHING 86 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:05,834 FOR A BABY BEFORE IT'S BORN? 87 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:08,167 WELL, HOW WAS I TO KNOW IT WAS A JEWISH CUSTOM? 88 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:10,033 I'M JUST A POOR SHIKSA. 89 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:12,167 LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT BACK. 90 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:14,767 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL RETURN IT ON MY WAY TO WORK. 91 00:04:14,767 --> 00:04:17,667 EM, YOU'RE UP EARLY. 92 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:20,300 HMM, COULDN'T SLEEP, 93 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,667 THOUGHT I'D COME DOWNSTAIRS, PICK UP A BOOK. 94 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:25,000 "PSYCHOLOGY OF THE VAGINA"? 95 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,434 YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ON MY MUST-READ LIST. 96 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 [ Ringing of cell phone ] 97 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,567 OH, THAT'S MINE. 98 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,334 VIC, HI. 99 00:04:40,334 --> 00:04:41,934 YEAH, I'M, UM... 100 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:43,400 [ Clearing of throat ] I'M FEELING A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER. 101 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,701 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MEET WITH THE, UH, THE HILLIARD-FORDE'S 102 00:04:46,701 --> 00:04:48,901 TO GO OVER THE PLANS FOR THEIR WILD WEST ANNIVERSARY? 103 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,033 THANKS EVER SO. 104 00:04:55,767 --> 00:04:57,534 THEY WANT TO RENEW THEIR WEDDING VOWS... 105 00:04:57,534 --> 00:04:58,667 ON HORSEBACK. 106 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:01,868 EMMETT, 107 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,634 SWEETIE, YOU CAN TELL ME 108 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:05,234 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS AND TO BUTT OUT... 109 00:05:06,634 --> 00:05:07,968 BUT IF TED WANTS TO DESTROY HIMSELF, 110 00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:09,634 THAT'S HIS CHOICE. 111 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:12,968 DON'T LET HIM DESTROY YOU TOO. 112 00:05:12,968 --> 00:05:14,334 LINDSAY, SWEETIE... 113 00:05:15,534 --> 00:05:17,234 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS... 114 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,167 SO BUTT OUT. 115 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,767 [ Sighing ] 116 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:23,734 SORRY. 117 00:05:24,868 --> 00:05:28,534 IT'S JUST... HE'S MY PARTNER. 118 00:05:28,534 --> 00:05:29,501 YOU KNOW, MY PAL. 119 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,400 IF ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU TWO CAN. 120 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,200 YEAH, BUT STILL, YOU GOT TO BE TOUGH. 121 00:05:36,267 --> 00:05:37,534 TOUGH, HMM. 122 00:05:37,534 --> 00:05:38,801 THAT'S WHAT MY DADDY USED TO SAY. 123 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,334 HE EVEN BOUGHT ME BOXING GLOVES 124 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:43,734 TO TEACH ME TO BE A MAN. 125 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,400 HMM. I LOVE BOXING. 126 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,133 OF COURSE YOU DO. 127 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:48,434 I GLUED RHINE- STONES ON THEM. 128 00:05:48,434 --> 00:05:50,167 OF COURSE YOU DID. 129 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:52,000 Lindsay: WELL, WOULDN'T YOUR DADDY BE SURPRISED 130 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,467 TO SEE THE MAN YOU'VE BECOME. 131 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:05,234 I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, BRIAN. 132 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,901 NOT MANY PEOPLE WHO JUST GOT FIRED 133 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:08,934 WOULD GO OUT AND SPEND $5,000 134 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:10,267 ON A NEW LIQUID TELEVISION. 135 00:06:12,033 --> 00:06:14,534 WELL, WHAT BETTER USE OF MY FREE TIME THAN TO SHOP? 136 00:06:14,534 --> 00:06:15,767 [ ♪♪♪ on TV ] 137 00:06:15,767 --> 00:06:17,634 I'M JIM STOCKWELL, POLICE CHIEF 138 00:06:17,634 --> 00:06:19,501 AND COACH OF MY SON'S BASKETBALL TEAM... 139 00:06:19,501 --> 00:06:20,434 [ Snorting ] 140 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:23,133 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 141 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,234 THE FIRST FUCKING THING YOU SEE 142 00:06:25,234 --> 00:06:28,167 ON YOUR BRAND NEW 99-INCH HOME ENTERTAIN- MENT SYSTEM 143 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,601 IS STOCKWELL... 144 00:06:29,601 --> 00:06:31,067 IN ONE OF YOUR FUCKING COMMERCIALS. 145 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,300 IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE. 146 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,901 THEY'RE RUNNING THESE SPOTS ON EVERY LOCAL STATION. 147 00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:36,033 I SHOULD KNOW. 148 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:38,000 I BOUGHT THE AIR-TIME MYSELF. 149 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,067 Justin: NOW HIS HIGH- DEFINITION GHOST 150 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,267 HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU. 151 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:42,467 IT'S VERY DICKENSIAN. 152 00:06:44,801 --> 00:06:45,767 HEY. 153 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:48,868 MAYBE THIS'LL CHEER YOU UP. 154 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,000 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 155 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,634 IT'S A NEW VILLAIN I'M WORKING ON FOR "RAGE". 156 00:06:56,634 --> 00:06:57,667 HIS NAME'S RAZORBACK. 157 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,100 HE'S ACTUALLY A SWINE. YEAH, I NOTICED. 158 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,601 YES, BUT THANKS TO A RUTHLESS ADVERTISING EXECUTIVE, 159 00:07:03,601 --> 00:07:05,467 HE CAN APPEAR IN CLOSE-TO- HUMAN FORM 160 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,067 AND HE'S RUNNING FOR MAYOR OF GAYOPOLIS. 161 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:09,434 OH, I MARVEL AT HOW YOU COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS. 162 00:07:09,434 --> 00:07:10,934 MM-HMM. 163 00:07:10,934 --> 00:07:13,100 HE'S ALREADY MESMERIZED ALMOST EVERYONE 164 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,200 INTO VOTING FOR HIM, 165 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,033 BUT WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS, 166 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,634 HE GOING TO SEND THEM TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. 167 00:07:17,634 --> 00:07:18,667 HOLY PORK CHOP. 168 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,067 MM-HMM. 169 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,434 SO RAGE HAS TO USE HIS POWER OF MIND CONTROL 170 00:07:22,434 --> 00:07:23,901 TO EXPOSE RAZORBACK'S VILLAINY 171 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,400 AND BRING EVERYONE TO THEIR SENSES 172 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,767 BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. YEAH. 173 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:28,767 THAT'S SOME STORY. MM-HMM. 174 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,567 IF ONLY THERE WERE A REAL RAGE 175 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:35,300 TO CHANGE EVERYONE'S MIND. 176 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,501 Stockwell: ...YOU CAN BE SURE, AND AS A CRIME FIGHTER 177 00:07:37,501 --> 00:07:39,467 AND A PARENT IS... 178 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:42,567 IF YOU SAY IT, MEAN IT. 179 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:43,667 RIGHT, BOYS? 180 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,167 Boys: RIGHT, DAD. 181 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,267 I'VE GOT EXACTLY 43 MINUTES 182 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,501 BEFORE I HAVE TO GET BACK FOR CLASS. OKAY. 183 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:50,534 [ Loud kissing ] 184 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:51,868 ARE YOU SURE WE WON'T BE DISTURBED? 185 00:07:51,868 --> 00:07:54,000 AH, I CALLED HUNTER'S SCHOOL AND... 186 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,534 MMM, MMM. 187 00:07:55,534 --> 00:07:58,200 AND HE IS IN SPANISH LAB AS WE SPEAK. 188 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,868 HOLA. [ Chuckling ] 189 00:07:59,868 --> 00:08:00,968 [ Knocking on door ] 190 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:05,133 [ Groans of frustration ] 191 00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:11,133 BIBLES OR BEAUTY PRODUCTS? 192 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,133 EXCUSE ME? 193 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,067 TIME-SHARE IN TAMPA? 194 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:16,133 UH, NO, UH, ACTUALLY, 195 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:17,434 I'M LOOKING FOR BENJAMIN BRUCKNER? 196 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:21,100 HEY, I'M BEN. HI. 197 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,334 [ Whispering ] DON'T LET HER SELL YOU SOMETHING 198 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,801 FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. YOU DON'T NEED IT. SHH. 199 00:08:24,801 --> 00:08:26,400 I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING. 200 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,367 UH... NO. 201 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:32,133 UM, THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AT THE HIGH SCHOOL GAVE ME YOUR ADDRESS. 202 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:34,100 UH, IS SOME- THING WRONG WITH HUNTER? 203 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,801 HUNTER? 204 00:08:35,801 --> 00:08:37,200 YOU... YOU MEAN JIMMY? 205 00:08:38,367 --> 00:08:40,200 IS THAT WHAT HE CALLS HIMSELF THESE DAYS? 206 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:44,534 I'M RITA MONTGOMERY. I'M HIS MOM. 207 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,801 HE TOLD YOU THAT I WAS IN PRISON? 208 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:54,334 FOR KILLING HIS FATHER. 209 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,033 OH MY GOD... 210 00:08:56,033 --> 00:08:59,734 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY HE WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 211 00:08:59,734 --> 00:09:02,501 UH, ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO CONFESS, I DID THINK OF IT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS. 212 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,734 YOU KNOW, HE CHEATED ON ME AND... 213 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:08,634 HE LEFT ME WITH A CHILD AND WITHOUT A CENT. 214 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:11,067 I COULD BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 215 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:14,467 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I HAD TO LET HIM GO TO A FOSTER HOME. 216 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:16,534 Ben: AH, I CAN IMAGINE HOW DIFFICULT THAT MUST'VE BEEN. 217 00:09:16,534 --> 00:09:17,467 YEAH. 218 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,033 I CALLED SOCIAL SERVICES ABOUT A YEAR AGO 219 00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:23,367 TO TRY AND FIND HIM, AND THEY TOLD ME THAT HE HAD RUN AWAY... 220 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:25,801 AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM EVER SINCE. 221 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:28,801 Michael: NOW YOU'VE FOUND HIM. 222 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,534 YEAH. 223 00:09:30,534 --> 00:09:33,634 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S SURVIVED ALL THIS TIME ON HIS OWN. 224 00:09:37,634 --> 00:09:39,267 HE WAS IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE. 225 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,400 Michael: YEAH, UM... 226 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:42,634 SO WE TOOK HIM IN. 227 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:45,767 YOU TWO ARE ANGELS. 228 00:09:47,601 --> 00:09:49,167 NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 229 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,434 [ Clearing of throat ] 230 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:58,634 SO DO YOU INTEND TO STAY IN TOUCH? 231 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:03,701 NO, I... I INTEND TO DO MORE THAN THAT. I... 232 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 NOW THAT I HAVE A JOB AND AN APARTMENT, 233 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,501 I WANT HIM TO COME AND LIVE WITH ME. 234 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,400 AND OF COURSE, I KNOW IT WON'T BE EASY AND... 235 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,167 I'M SURE HE'S VERY ANGRY, 236 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:16,968 BUT I INTEND TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM. 237 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:26,767 [ Office hubbub ] 238 00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:28,133 IT'S AN INTERESTING TAPE... 239 00:10:30,534 --> 00:10:32,701 BUT WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW 240 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:34,667 IS WHY YOU BROUGHT IT TO US, 241 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,300 CONSIDERING YOUR FORMER POSITION IN JIM STOCKWELL'S CAMPAIGN. 242 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:42,267 I'VE ALWAYS HAD A DEEP AND ABIDING REGARD FOR THE TRUTH, 243 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,300 ESPECIALLY WHERE POLITICIANS ARE CONCERNED. 244 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:47,601 I REALIZE IF THIS WERE SHOWN, 245 00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:50,467 IT COULD SERIOUSLY DAMAGE MY OPPONENT'S POSITION. 246 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:52,801 IT MIGHT EVEN LEAD TO A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION. 247 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:57,334 OR IT MIGHT ALSO LOOK LIKE LAST- MINUTE DESPERATION, 248 00:10:57,334 --> 00:11:00,434 NOT TO MENTION DAMAGE MY REPUTATION IF IT ISN'T TRUE. 249 00:11:00,434 --> 00:11:02,901 COUNCILMAN... NO, MR. KINNEY, 250 00:11:02,901 --> 00:11:06,634 I'M SORRY. I'VE RUN A CLEAN CAMPAIGN. 251 00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:09,267 REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME, I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 252 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,467 WELL... 253 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,801 YOU KNOW, STOCKWELL MAY BE A DICK, 254 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,501 BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT A PUSSY. 255 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,434 WITH ONLY A FEW DAYS TO GO BEFORE THE ELECTION, 256 00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:22,634 POLICE CHIEF JIM STOCKWELL 257 00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:25,200 IS MAINTAINING A SLIGHT ADVANTAGE IN THE POLLS. 258 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,400 HOWEVER, THE GAP BETWEEN THE TWO CANDIDATES IS STARTING TO NARROW. 259 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,400 Man: [ On TV ] BE SURE AND STAY TUNED TO OUR... 260 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,801 HEY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A NAP. 261 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,634 WHO'S GOT TIME TO NAP? 262 00:11:34,634 --> 00:11:36,734 I'VE GOT CLIENTS TO CORRAL, 263 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:37,968 CONCEPTS TO CONCEIVE, 264 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,467 CELEBRATIONS TO CREATE. HUH. 265 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,434 MAGIC DOESN'T HAPPEN BY MAGIC, YOU KNOW. 266 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:44,267 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, EM. 267 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,534 YEAH, WELL, 268 00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:47,234 I CAN'T LET TED DRAG ME DOWN. 269 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,601 I GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO GO ON. 270 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,167 [ Sighing ] [ Ringing of doorbell ] 271 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,133 HMM. 272 00:12:00,434 --> 00:12:02,200 HEY, MEL. 273 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,167 HELLO, TED. 274 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,100 [ Clearing of throat ] 275 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,100 SORRY IF I CAME AT A BAD TIME. I GUESS I SHOULD'VE CALLED. 276 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:30,567 WHEN MICHAEL TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 277 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,200 YEAH, MEL AND I KISSED AND MADE UP. 278 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,400 WELL, WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY KISS. 279 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,267 THEN LIFE WITH THE LESBIANS 280 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:39,234 ISN'T AS HORRIFYING AS ONE MIGHT EXPECT? 281 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,400 LOOK... 282 00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:54,801 WHY DON'T YOU PACK YOUR THINGS AND COME HOME? 283 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,167 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 284 00:12:58,167 --> 00:12:59,234 [ Sigh ] 285 00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:01,100 I KNOW. I BEHAVED ABYSMALLY. 286 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,400 THERE'S NO EXCUSE... 287 00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:05,701 BUT YOU'RE STILL MY FRIEND... 288 00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:08,901 MY LOVER. 289 00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:12,901 HUMPH. "LOVER". 290 00:13:12,901 --> 00:13:15,267 HOW I USED TO LOVE THAT WORD. 291 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,100 USED TO? 292 00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:20,400 HUH. 293 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,767 THEN I GUESS I BETTER REMIND YOU. 294 00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:37,601 YOU REMEMBER NOW? 295 00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:39,934 YOU'RE STILL A GREAT KISSER, TED SCHMIDT. 296 00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:46,901 [ Clattering ] 297 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:50,734 TIME FOR GUS'S BATH. 298 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,334 LOOK, I'LL STOP USING, EM. I PROMISE. 299 00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:05,100 YOU PROMISED BEFORE. I MEAN IT THIS TIME. 300 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,868 YOU MEANT IT BEFORE. BUT I GIVE YOU MY WORD, 301 00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,234 I SWEAR... YEAH, TEDDY, DON'T. 302 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,467 DON'T WHAT? 303 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,701 DON'T SAY WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR 304 00:14:13,701 --> 00:14:15,367 TO GET ME TO COME BACK, 305 00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:17,634 BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 306 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,434 I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU BELIEVE YOURSELF. 307 00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:24,734 SO YOU DON'T TRUST ME? 308 00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:27,033 WELL, HAVE YOU GIVEN ME ANY REASON TO? 309 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,501 Y... UH... YOU'RE AN ADDICT. 310 00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,067 I'M NOT AN ADDICT. 311 00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:35,167 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE, BUT IT'S TRUE. 312 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,434 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 313 00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:39,901 AND I-IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO BE, FINE, 314 00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,300 I CAN'T STOP YOU, 315 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,133 BUT I SURE AS HELL AM NOT GOING TO JOIN YOU. 316 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,100 [ Snorting ] 317 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,367 WELL, SOMEONE'S BEEN TALKING TO YOU. 318 00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:53,801 WELL... THEY TURNED YOU AGAINST ME, DIDN'T THEY? 319 00:14:53,801 --> 00:14:57,467 NO, TEDDY. NO ONE TURNED ME AGAINST YOU... 320 00:14:58,534 --> 00:14:59,667 EXCEPT YOU. 321 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:05,734 LOOK... 322 00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:08,734 I HOPE YOU'LL GET SOME HELP. 323 00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,467 I DON'T NEED ANY HELP, OKAY? 324 00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,400 AND I DON'T NEED YOU TELLING ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. 325 00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,200 [ Slamming of door ] 326 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:20,434 327 00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,834 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, OKAY, GUYS? 328 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,534 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. 329 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,534 DON'T FORGET... 330 00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:32,667 SUNSHINE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT FRONT, PASSING THOSE AROUND. 331 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,100 I FOUND A BETTER USE FOR THEM. 332 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,234 WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ATTI- TUDE IS THAT? 333 00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:40,467 REALISTIC. 334 00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,501 THE KID'S RIGHT. 335 00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:45,701 IF YOU'RE COUNTING ON THIS GROUP OF APATHETIC APES, COUNT AGAIN. 336 00:15:45,701 --> 00:15:47,501 WELL AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IT AIN'T OVER 337 00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:52,000 UNTIL THE SLIGHTLY- OVERWEIGHT-BUT- STILL-WORKING-ON- IT LADY SINGS. 338 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,133 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. 339 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,634 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, GUYS. 340 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,167 WHATEVER. TAKE THOSE. 341 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,133 DON'T... 342 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,467 WHAT THE HELL'D THEY DO? PUT A SIGN OVER THE FRONT DOOR: 343 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:09,234 "ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE"? 344 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,501 HUNTER'S MOM SHOWED UP TODAY WHEN HE WAS AT SCHOOL. 345 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,334 SHE'S PLANNING TO TAKE HIM BACK. 346 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,000 Michael: EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIM 347 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,968 OR HOW HE'S BEEN SUPPORTING HIMSELF... 348 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,467 OR THAT HE'S POSITIVE. 349 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,901 I UNDERSTAND, SWEETHEART, 350 00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:33,300 AND YOU'VE DONE A LOT FOR THAT KID, 351 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,067 BUT SHE'S STILL HIS MOTHER. 352 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,968 AS MUCH AS YOU AND BEN CARE ABOUT HIM, 353 00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:41,367 NOTHING CAN REPLACE A MOTHER'S LOVE. 354 00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:49,033 Debbie: DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. 355 00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:52,601 YO, TURN IT ON. 356 00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:54,534 TURN WHAT ON? THE FUCKING TELEVISION. 357 00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,734 Announcer: ...TO BE THE BEST- LOOKING, HARDEST-WORKING 358 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,334 TRUCK ON THE ROAD TODAY. WHAT? 359 00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:04,968 Man: [ On TV ] ON APRIL 11, 2002, 360 00:17:04,968 --> 00:17:08,000 JASON KEMP, AGE 19, WAS MURDERED, 361 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,133 HIS BODY LEFT IN A DUMPSTER. 362 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,934 LESS THAN A MONTH AFTER JASON KEMP'S MURDER, 363 00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:16,133 POLICE CHIEF STOCKWELL SUSPENDS THE INVESTIGATION, 364 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,300 CITING LACK OF EVIDENCE. 365 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,334 FIVE DAYS LATER, CHIEF STOCKWELL'S FORMER PARTNER 366 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:26,033 SERGEANT KENNETH RIKERT, UNEXPECTEDLY RESIGNS FROM THE FORCE. 367 00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:28,834 ONE YEAR LATER, DNA TESTING LINKS KENNETH RIKERT 368 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:31,067 TO JASON KEMP ON THE NIGHT HE WAS MURDERED. 369 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:35,167 THE NEXT DAY, POLICE SERGEANT KENNETH RIKERT COMMITS SUICIDE. 370 00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:36,400 Man: OH MY GOD! 371 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,200 BEFORE YOU ELECT JIM STOCKWELL MAYOR, 372 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,467 AREN'T THERE SOME QUESTIONS YOU'D LIKE ANSWERED? 373 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,367 THIS POLITICAL AD- VERTISEMENT PAID FOR 374 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,067 BY "CONCERNED CITIZENS FOR THE TRUTH." 375 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,334 Commercial announcer: IS THIS YOUR TOWN... 376 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,801 [ Mixed reactions ] 377 00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,567 OH MY GOD! OH, I... 378 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,300 JESUS CHRIST. 379 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:12,367 380 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:23,901 [ Sighs of pleasure ] 381 00:18:23,901 --> 00:18:27,767 382 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:30,000 ♪ ABANDONED MY VESSEL ♪ 383 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,767 ♪ ASLEEP WHILE I WRESTLE WITH BLUE ♪ 384 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:38,334 385 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,601 ♪ POPSICLE SUMMER ♪ 386 00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:44,968 ♪ I SNIFF TILL I'M DUMBER THAN YOU ♪ 387 00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:48,434 388 00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:51,300 ♪ SHOWING OFF FOR SUSAN ♪ 389 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,934 ♪ SKIN KNEE AND BRUISES FOR DAYS ♪ 390 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,767 391 00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,033 ♪ WHILE I'M ON THE CURB... ♪ 392 00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,334 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LOVE? 393 00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:04,367 NO, WHAT WOULD YOU LOVE? 394 00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,901 TO MASSAGE YOUR BELLY WITH OIL. 395 00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:08,968 MMM. 396 00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,567 ESSENCE OF VANILLA, MMM. 397 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,167 ORANGE... MMM. 398 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,634 AND ROSEMARY. MMM. 399 00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:16,934 [ Chuckling ] 400 00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:20,167 I'M AFRAID THE ONLY OIL WE HAVE IS ES- SENCE OF OLIVE. 401 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,033 THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 402 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,934 I PURCHASED THE SAID DELIGHT THIS MORNING. 403 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,000 OH, AREN'T YOU CLEVER. MM-HMM. 404 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,367 WHERE IS IT? 405 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,701 IN THE BOTTOM DRAWER. 406 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,901 OH, I'LL GET IT. 407 00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:33,334 Lindsay: [ Gasping ] OH, WAIT, NO. 408 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:36,734 WHAT IS THIS? 409 00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:41,901 I SUPPOSE THERE'S NO POINT IN USING THE LEFT-OVER PIZZA EXCUSE. 410 00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:43,601 YOU TOLD ME YOU'D TAKE IT BACK. 411 00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:45,067 WELL, THE ANTIQUE STORE WAS CLOSED. 412 00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:46,634 YOU KNOW THE CRAZY HOURS THOSE SHOPS KEEP. 413 00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:47,701 NO, I DON'T WANT IT HERE. 414 00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,367 IT'S JUST A SUPERSTITION. 415 00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,100 NO, IT'S NOT A SUPERSTITION. 416 00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,667 WHEN I WAS ABOUT FIVE OR SIX, 417 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,400 MY MOM AND DAD TOLD ME 418 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,634 THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE A NEW LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER. 419 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,367 I REMEMBER THEM FIX- ING UP THE NURSERY, 420 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,267 BUYING LITTLE STUFFED ANIMALS. 421 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,734 MY MOTHER MISCARRIED IN HER 11th WEEK, 422 00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,434 RIGHT BEFORE HER SECOND TRIMESTER. 423 00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,601 YOU NEVER TOLD ME. 424 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,467 YEAH, WELL, SHE WAS DEPRESSED FOR YEARS. 425 00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:22,000 BLAMED HERSELF, SAID IT WAS PRIDE, 426 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,300 THINKING THAT THE CREATION OF LIFE 427 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,968 WAS UP TO THEM, NOT GOD. 428 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,033 WELL, NOW I'M IN MY 11th WEEK. 429 00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:33,067 IN A FEW DAYS, I'LL REACH MY SECOND TRIMESTER. 430 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,133 WHAT IF THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO ME? 431 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,734 "CONCERNED CITIZENS FOR TRUTH"? 432 00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,000 WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY? 433 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,801 A BUNCH OF LUNATICS. 434 00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:57,901 A BUNCH OF LUNATICS WITH MONEY. 435 00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,834 THAT COMMERCIAL MUST HAVE COST THEM A FORTUNE. 436 00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:03,601 YEAH, FIVE THOU EVERY TIME THEY RUN IT... 437 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,934 AND THEY'LL BE RUNNING IT EVERY HOUR, UP UNTIL THE ELECTION. 438 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:24,434 439 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,267 Brian: IF IT ISN'T THE WIDOW SCHMIDT. 440 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,300 FIRE ENGINE RED MUST BE THE NEW BLACK. 441 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,334 I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D SPARE ME THE SEARING WIT. 442 00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:42,868 I'VE BEEN BURNED ENOUGH ALREADY. 443 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,767 HOW ABOUT A COSMO? 444 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,567 NOW THAT I... I WOULD APPRECIATE. 445 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,234 COME ON. 446 00:21:52,701 --> 00:21:54,033 YOU WANT TO DANCE? 447 00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:55,400 UNLESS YOUR CARD'S FULL. 448 00:21:57,267 --> 00:21:58,601 AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S EMPTY. 449 00:21:58,601 --> 00:21:59,634 HUH. 450 00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:09,968 451 00:22:09,968 --> 00:22:12,200 YOU KNOW, WE'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 452 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,400 IT'S A SHAME. 453 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,100 WE MAKE SUCH A LOVELY COUPLE. 454 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,100 WE'RE BOTH... TALL. 455 00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,100 SO WHY NOW? 456 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,634 THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY BEING THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION. 457 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,200 [ Laughing ] HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 458 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,267 YOU'RE WITH ME. 459 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,000 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 460 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,133 I KNOW. 461 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:37,167 462 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,567 AND YOU ALSO NEED TO MOVE ON. 463 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,234 I HAVE. 464 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,400 THEN FORGET ABOUT HIM. 465 00:22:43,901 --> 00:22:45,067 HE'S DEAD. 466 00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:47,701 HE'S NOT DEAD. 467 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:50,234 WELL, HE WILL BE SOON ENOUGH. 468 00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:51,334 BUT THAT'S HIS PROBLEM... 469 00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:56,868 KEEP DANCING. 470 00:22:56,868 --> 00:23:02,467 471 00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:03,868 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 472 00:23:03,868 --> 00:23:05,567 IT'S EASY. 473 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:07,033 JUST PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. 474 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:09,968 I MEAN, BE SO HEARTLESS. 475 00:23:09,968 --> 00:23:11,234 WELL, IT TAKES A LITTLE PRACTICE, 476 00:23:11,234 --> 00:23:13,634 BUT EVENTUALLY YOU GET THE KNACK. 477 00:23:13,634 --> 00:23:15,167 WELL, I COULD NEVER BE LIKE THAT. 478 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:16,167 SURE YOU COULD. 479 00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:19,000 WELL, THEN GO BACK TO HIM, 480 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,767 SHOW HIM HOW MUCH YOU CARE... 481 00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:25,000 AND LET HIM KILL YOU TOO. 482 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,300 483 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:31,067 ♪ LISTEN UP ♪ 484 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,934 ♪ PUT YOUR HEARTACHE DOWN ♪ 485 00:23:32,934 --> 00:23:34,734 ♪ SOONER OR LATER ♪ 486 00:23:34,734 --> 00:23:36,467 ♪ YOU'LL COME AROUND ♪ 487 00:23:36,467 --> 00:23:37,767 ♪ SO UP TIGHT ♪ 488 00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:41,100 ♪ SHAKE IT UP ♪ 489 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,133 490 00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:45,234 ♪ TIGHT ♪ 491 00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:47,734 492 00:23:47,734 --> 00:23:48,968 ♪ YOU'RE UP TIGHT ♪ 493 00:23:48,968 --> 00:23:54,634 494 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:55,667 ♪ TIGHT ♪ 495 00:23:55,667 --> 00:24:01,868 496 00:24:01,868 --> 00:24:04,667 ♪ UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP ♪ 497 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:14,167 498 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,901 ♪ UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP ♪ 499 00:24:16,901 --> 00:24:32,834 500 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,100 I'M GOING TO HAVE BABIES AND TAKE CARE OF THEM 501 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,133 AND GIVE THEM COD LIVER OIL AND WATCH THEIR TEETH GROW AND... 502 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:50,534 AND IF I EVER SEE ONE OF THEM LOOK AT A NEWSPAPER AGAIN... 503 00:24:50,534 --> 00:24:52,400 I THOUGHT TO- NIGHT INSTEAD OF, UH, HAVING DINNER AT HOME, 504 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,133 MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE SHANGHAI PALACE 505 00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:56,467 AND GORGE OUR- SELVES ON THE NINE-COURSE FEAST, 506 00:24:56,467 --> 00:25:00,100 AND THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE COULD GO SEE THE NEW JACKIE CHAN MOVIE. 507 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,501 THINK HUNTER WOULD ENJOY THAT? 508 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:02,434 MICHAEL. 509 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,467 WHAT? 510 00:25:06,601 --> 00:25:07,901 WE HAVE TO TELL HIM. 511 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:14,634 I KNOW. 512 00:25:18,801 --> 00:25:19,868 HEY, PAL. 513 00:25:19,868 --> 00:25:20,834 WHERE YOU BEEN? 514 00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:23,400 PICKING UP SUNDAY BRUNCH. 515 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,801 [ Clearing of throat ] WANT ONE? 516 00:25:24,801 --> 00:25:26,200 HUH! 517 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,367 YEAH, I WANT ALL OF THEM, 518 00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:29,434 BUT I'LL REFRAIN. 519 00:25:29,434 --> 00:25:32,601 LISTEN, WE'VE GOT SOME NEWS WE'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. 520 00:25:32,601 --> 00:25:35,701 WE'VE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME. 521 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,033 RIGHT, MICHAEL? 522 00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:38,734 YEAH, WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT. 523 00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:43,200 WHAT? 524 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,801 YOU HAD A VISITOR THE OTHER DAY. 525 00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:49,868 WHAT KIND OF VISITOR? 526 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,100 SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SEE YOU VERY MUCH. 527 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,300 HUNTER, YOUR MOM WAS HERE. 528 00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:59,467 FUCK! HOW DID SHE FIND ME? 529 00:25:59,467 --> 00:26:00,868 WELL, THE SCHOOL GAVE HER OUR ADDRESS, 530 00:26:00,868 --> 00:26:02,467 SHE CAME TO SEE US AND... 531 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:03,601 Hunter: SHIT! 532 00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:04,734 Ben: HEY! WHOA, HEY! 533 00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:07,100 [ Fast chatter on TV ] 534 00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:16,901 [ Blaring of car horn ] [ Squealing of tires ] 535 00:26:18,734 --> 00:26:20,234 HUNTER! 536 00:26:20,234 --> 00:26:21,200 HUNTER! 537 00:26:22,868 --> 00:26:25,734 CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, YOU RUN FAST. 538 00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:27,334 [ Grunting ] 539 00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:28,934 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 540 00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:31,868 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? GETTING AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AND HER AS I CAN. 541 00:26:31,868 --> 00:26:34,501 LISTEN TO ME. SHE SAID SHE FEELS TERRIBLE ABOUT GIVING YOU AWAY. 542 00:26:34,501 --> 00:26:36,868 SHE'S A LIAR. DON'T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD. 543 00:26:36,868 --> 00:26:38,934 WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID SHE WAS IN JAIL 544 00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:40,400 FOR KILLING YOUR FATHER. 545 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,200 EXCUSE ME, SHE ONLY STABBED HIM. 546 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,734 SHE WANTS TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 547 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,100 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER? 548 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,100 GIVE HER A CHANCE. 549 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,801 I'LL NEVER GO WITH HER. 550 00:26:48,801 --> 00:26:49,834 HEY, TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY. 551 00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:51,567 DON'T! GET OFF ME! 552 00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:54,100 HEY. 553 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,767 I-I KNOW WHY SHE WANTS ME BACK. 554 00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,400 TO SUPPLEMENT HER INCOME. 555 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,701 "COME ON, JIMMY. YOU LIVE HERE TOO. 556 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,634 GOTTA PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT. 557 00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:11,133 WE ALL NEED TO WORK." 558 00:27:12,968 --> 00:27:13,934 DOING WHAT? 559 00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:19,234 HUNTER... 560 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,033 IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN TELL US. 561 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,267 "YOU LIKE YOUNG DICK? 562 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,934 FOR 50, Y-YOU CAN SUCK IT. 563 00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:44,868 FOR 100, I'LL LET YOU FUCK ME." 564 00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:54,834 YOU THINK I'M BULLSHITTING? 565 00:27:55,934 --> 00:27:56,934 FUCK YOU TOO! 566 00:27:56,934 --> 00:27:57,901 HUNTER, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 567 00:28:02,434 --> 00:28:03,467 WE BELIEVE YOU. 568 00:28:06,868 --> 00:28:07,968 THERE'S NO WAY... 569 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,901 WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU GO WITH HER. 570 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,067 THAT'S A PROMISE, OKAY? 571 00:28:19,033 --> 00:28:20,000 OKAY? 572 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,968 BRIAN, WHY'RE YOU... 573 00:28:30,968 --> 00:28:33,968 WHY'RE YOU GET- TING RID OF YOUR NAKED GUY PAINTING? 574 00:28:33,968 --> 00:28:36,234 AND YOUR ITALIA MODA SOFA? 575 00:28:36,234 --> 00:28:37,934 AND YOUR MIES VAN DER ROHE TABLE? 576 00:28:40,467 --> 00:28:41,901 I THOUGHT I'D REDECORATE. 577 00:28:41,901 --> 00:28:43,367 SOMETHING MINIMAL. 578 00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:45,501 Man: OKAY, GUYS. 579 00:28:45,501 --> 00:28:48,133 SOMETHING TO MATCH MY CURRENT NET WORTH. 580 00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:50,033 WELL, I TOLD YOU NOW WASN'T THE BEST TIME... 581 00:28:51,567 --> 00:28:53,400 OH, THE TV, TOO? 582 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,367 MMM. 583 00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:57,400 GOOD THING IT WAS LIQUID. 584 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,767 BRIAN, IF YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, 585 00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:00,133 I'M SURE I COULD LOAN YOU... 586 00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:01,300 $100,000? 587 00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:04,767 HOW MUCH? 588 00:29:04,767 --> 00:29:05,734 [ Sighing ] 589 00:29:06,834 --> 00:29:10,734 THE COST OF 20 30-SECOND PRIME-TIME SPOTS, 590 00:29:10,734 --> 00:29:12,667 AT FIVE THOU A POP. 591 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,067 YOU SAID THAT WAS PAID FOR BY THE... 592 00:29:15,067 --> 00:29:17,133 MEET THE "CON- CERNED CITIZENS FOR THE TRUTH." 593 00:29:18,534 --> 00:29:19,701 YOU. 594 00:29:19,701 --> 00:29:21,567 WELL, WHO THE HELL ELSE WAS GOING TO PAY FOR IT? 595 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:23,267 [ Sighing ] 596 00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:25,868 I MAXED OUT FIVE GOLD CARDS. 597 00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:28,467 THOSE CONCERNED CITIZENS REALLY ARE LUNATICS. 598 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,501 I THINK I'M EXPERIENCING POSSESSION WITHDRAWAL. 599 00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:33,667 I NEED TO LAY DOWN. 600 00:29:35,334 --> 00:29:36,734 GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T SELL YOUR BED. 601 00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:37,834 [ Scoffing ] SURE. 602 00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:40,000 I'D RATHER SELL A KIDNEY. 603 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,667 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 604 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,167 IT'S SO... NOBLE? 605 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:47,000 OUT OF CHARACTER. 606 00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:50,968 WHAT MADE YOU DO IT? 607 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,133 SOME ASSHOLE TOLD ME 608 00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:57,167 THAT IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING STRONGLY ENOUGH, 609 00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:59,701 YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO SACRIFICE EVERYTHING. 610 00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:40,801 611 00:30:55,868 --> 00:30:57,868 [ Distorted voices ] 612 00:31:17,467 --> 00:31:18,667 HEY, SLEEPING BEAUTY. 613 00:31:21,067 --> 00:31:22,400 I MUST'VE CRASHED. 614 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,501 I'LL SAY. 615 00:31:24,501 --> 00:31:26,567 YOU'VE BEEN OUT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 616 00:31:26,567 --> 00:31:28,601 OH, SHIT. 617 00:31:28,601 --> 00:31:30,734 Various: [ Moaning/yelling ] 618 00:31:31,868 --> 00:31:34,133 THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. 619 00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:36,100 I LOVE IT. OH GOD, I LOVE IT. 620 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,000 YOU'VE ALREADY FUCKED HIM. IT'S MY TURN. 621 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:38,901 COME ON. HERE I COME. 622 00:31:40,434 --> 00:31:42,100 COME ON. GET IN THERE. GET IN THERE. 623 00:31:46,033 --> 00:31:47,734 WHAT'S EVERYBODY WATCHING? 624 00:31:47,734 --> 00:31:50,267 IT'S A LITTLE INDY FEATURE. 625 00:31:50,267 --> 00:31:51,634 NOT MUCH IN THE WAY OF PRODUCTION VALUES, 626 00:31:51,634 --> 00:31:53,801 BUT THE PERFORMANCES ARE FABULOUS. 627 00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:56,834 [ Mixed yelling ] 628 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:00,634 LOOKS HOT. 629 00:32:01,734 --> 00:32:03,000 IS HOT. 630 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,267 HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 631 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,033 THERE YOU ARE. COME ON. 632 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,167 AH. 633 00:32:21,701 --> 00:32:22,634 YEAH. 634 00:32:23,701 --> 00:32:25,400 GO FOR IT. 635 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,834 Various: AH, VERY GOOD. YEAH. 636 00:32:27,834 --> 00:32:30,501 AH, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT HIS FACE. AH! 637 00:32:30,501 --> 00:32:32,167 OH YEAH. 638 00:32:34,434 --> 00:32:35,434 [ Mixed shouts of excitement ] 639 00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:51,467 YOU WERE HOT, HOT, HOT, DARLING. 640 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:58,133 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A PORN STAR? 641 00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:02,367 [ Distorted ♪♪♪ ] 642 00:33:10,067 --> 00:33:11,667 [ Mixed chatter ] 643 00:33:14,934 --> 00:33:16,534 DID YOU VOTE YET? YES, MA'AM. 644 00:33:16,534 --> 00:33:17,601 OKAY. THANKS. 645 00:33:17,601 --> 00:33:18,601 DID YOU VOTE? 646 00:33:18,601 --> 00:33:19,567 YOU BET, DEB. 647 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,200 HOW ABOUT YOU? 648 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,167 I'M GOING TO. OH, GOSH. 649 00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:25,667 YOU'D BETTER HURRY... 650 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:26,934 BEFORE YOUR FOOD GETS COLD. 651 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,100 DID YOU TWO VOTE YET? 652 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,834 WE'RE JUST ON OUR WAY. 653 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:46,467 I'D KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THOSE LEMON BARS. 654 00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:48,534 JEEZ, MA, YOU WANT US TO STARVE? 655 00:33:48,534 --> 00:33:51,601 "THIS ESTABLISHMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE", 656 00:33:51,601 --> 00:33:53,734 AND THAT INCLUDES ANYONE 657 00:33:53,734 --> 00:33:55,968 WHO HAS NOT PERFORMED THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT ACT 658 00:33:55,968 --> 00:33:58,834 EXPECTED OF EACH AND EVERY AMERICAN. 659 00:33:58,834 --> 00:33:59,801 ANAL SEX? 660 00:34:01,067 --> 00:34:02,734 IT'S WORKING, DEB. 661 00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:05,434 Man: [ On television ] WITH ONLY A HANDFUL OF DISTRICTS REPORTING, 662 00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,567 IT'S STILL TOO EARLY TO PREDICT THE OUTCOME 663 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,067 OF TODAY'S MAYORAL ELECTION. 664 00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:12,033 MEANWHILE, IN RELATED NEWS, A POLITICAL ADVERTISEMENT 665 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:14,567 AIRING ON LOCAL STATIONS IS CAUSING A REACTION. 666 00:34:14,567 --> 00:34:16,834 THAT'S THE FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR. 667 00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:18,100 CHIEF STOCKWELL, AS YOU KNOW, 668 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,267 THERE'S AN AD PAID FOR BY A GROUP CALLING ITSELF 669 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:22,100 "CONCERNED CITIZENS FOR THE TRUTH," 670 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:25,701 THAT IMPLIES YOU COVERED UP THE MURDER OF A YOUNG GAY MAN. 671 00:34:25,701 --> 00:34:26,968 KELLY, I CAN ASSURE YOU, 672 00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:28,901 NOTHING COULD BE FUR- THER FROM THE TRUTH. 673 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:31,133 Woman: THEN YOU DENY THE ACCUSATIONS? 674 00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:32,534 Stockwell: THERE ARE NO ACCUSATIONS, 675 00:34:32,534 --> 00:34:34,968 MERELY INSINUATIONS MADE TO DISCREDIT ME 676 00:34:34,968 --> 00:34:37,467 ON THE BRINK OF THE ELECTION. 677 00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:41,133 HOWEVER, I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE THAT THE VOTERS OF OUR CITY 678 00:34:41,133 --> 00:34:43,434 WILL SEE THROUGH THIS OBVIOUS SMEAR TACTIC, 679 00:34:43,434 --> 00:34:46,534 AND NOT ALLOW IT TO INFLUENCE THEIR DECISION-MAKING WHEN THEY GO TO THE POLLS. 680 00:34:46,534 --> 00:34:49,367 AND I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE THAT THE VOTERS ARE SMART ENOUGH 681 00:34:49,367 --> 00:34:51,701 TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. 682 00:34:51,701 --> 00:34:54,567 Announcer: ...TONIGHT. ON CHANNEL 5 WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED. 683 00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:58,467 YOU PUT YOURSELF IN DEBT TO THE TUNE OF... 684 00:34:58,467 --> 00:35:00,834 I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. I'LL HAVE A PANIC ATTACK. 685 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:03,801 100,000. YEAH. THAT'S IT. 686 00:35:06,734 --> 00:35:08,234 [ Sighing ] HEY, TAKE IT EASY. 687 00:35:08,234 --> 00:35:09,601 BREATHE DEEP. 688 00:35:09,601 --> 00:35:11,234 YOU'RE SELLING OFF YOUR POSSESSIONS? 689 00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:15,000 THE 'VETTE'S NEXT TO GO. NO. 690 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,434 IT'S JUST A CAR. 691 00:35:16,434 --> 00:35:19,033 THE CAR OF YOUR DREAMS. 692 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:21,067 JESUS, BRIAN. HOW COULD YOU DO IT? 693 00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:22,234 WHAT, RISK EVERYTHING? 694 00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:25,133 SOMETIMES, A... 695 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:27,167 A GAY MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A GAY MAN'S GOTTA DO. 696 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,467 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 697 00:35:29,634 --> 00:35:30,968 I END UP WITH A PACK OF GUM. 698 00:35:32,634 --> 00:35:33,601 LAST STICK. 699 00:35:39,868 --> 00:35:41,167 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 700 00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:42,968 HEY, WHAT'S THE LINE FOR? 701 00:35:42,968 --> 00:35:44,667 TO VOTE. 702 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:46,801 OH, I THOUGHT THEY WERE HANDING OUT FREE POPPERS. 703 00:35:46,801 --> 00:35:48,534 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, THERE'S AN ELECTION. 704 00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:51,200 NO SHIT. 705 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,400 WHO'S RUNNING? 706 00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:16,801 707 00:36:33,968 --> 00:36:35,634 UH, EXCUSE ME. 708 00:36:35,634 --> 00:36:37,968 YES? HI. UM... 709 00:36:37,968 --> 00:36:39,767 [ Sniffling ] 710 00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,901 MY NAME IS, UH, TED SCHMIDT 711 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:44,868 [ Sniffling ] AND, UH... 712 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:47,767 I NEED SOME HELP. 713 00:36:47,767 --> 00:36:52,300 ♪ SUNDAY MORNING I'M WAKING UP ♪ 714 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:56,901 ♪ CAN'T EVEN FOCUS ON THE COFFEE CUP ♪ 715 00:36:56,901 --> 00:37:00,334 ♪ DON'T EVEN KNOW WHOSE BED I'M IN ♪ 716 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,200 MY MOM WAS SO FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT BUT... 717 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,667 BUT THERE WAS A LINE OF GUYS LINED UP AROUND THE BLOCK, 718 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,267 WAITING TO VOTE. SAME WHEN I WAS THERE. 719 00:37:09,267 --> 00:37:10,567 COULD NOT BELIEVE IT. YEAH. 720 00:37:10,567 --> 00:37:12,033 JIMMY? 721 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,734 OH MY GOD. BABY? 722 00:37:21,167 --> 00:37:23,067 I BARELY RECOGNIZE YOU. 723 00:37:24,334 --> 00:37:25,467 LOOK HOW MUCH YOU'VE GROWN. 724 00:37:25,467 --> 00:37:27,067 YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A MAN. 725 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,334 COME HERE AND GIVE YOUR MOM A HUG. 726 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:33,334 GET AWAY! 727 00:37:37,734 --> 00:37:39,567 HE'S AT THAT AGE. HE'S EMBARRASSED BY HIS MOTHER. 728 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:42,167 THAT CAN HAPPEN AT ANY AGE. 729 00:37:43,701 --> 00:37:46,100 DID THESE TWO GENTLEMEN TELL YOU THAT I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU? 730 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:47,067 I HEARD. 731 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,634 DID THEY ALSO TELL YOU THAT I WANT YOU TO COME LIVE WITH ME? 732 00:37:50,634 --> 00:37:52,300 NO FUCKING WAY. MRS. MONTGOMERY, 733 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,701 WE'VE TALKED IT OVER WITH HUNTER, 734 00:37:53,701 --> 00:37:55,534 AND WE THINK HE SHOULD STAY WITH US. 735 00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:56,701 WHY SHOULD HE STAY WITH YOU? 736 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,033 BECAUSE HE WANTS TO... 737 00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:01,434 AND WE WANT HIM TO. 738 00:38:04,234 --> 00:38:05,801 WELL, I'M HIS MOTHER, AND I... 739 00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:07,100 I DON'T SEE WHERE YOU GET A SAY. 740 00:38:08,801 --> 00:38:10,634 NOW I SAY, GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER. WE'RE LEAVING. 741 00:38:10,634 --> 00:38:12,534 I'M SORRY, BUT AFTER WHAT HE TOLD US, 742 00:38:12,534 --> 00:38:13,901 HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 743 00:38:13,901 --> 00:38:15,501 WHAT DID HE SAY? MORE OF YOUR STORIES? 744 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,100 HOW YOU MADE HIM WORK TO PULL HIS OWN WEIGHT. 745 00:38:24,601 --> 00:38:28,367 YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO, JIMMY, 746 00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:30,701 BUT I DO HAVE SOME IDEA WHY YOU WANT HIM HERE, 747 00:38:30,701 --> 00:38:32,334 AND WHEN I TELL THE AUTHORITIES THAT MY TEENAGE SON 748 00:38:32,334 --> 00:38:33,434 IS LIVING WITH TWO FAGS... 749 00:38:33,434 --> 00:38:34,667 ALL RIGHT, MRS. MONTGOMERY, THAT IS ENOUGH. 750 00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:35,934 NOW IF YOU DO NOT MIND... 751 00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:37,133 YOU KNOW WHAT? I MIND PLENTY. 752 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,968 AND I'M GOING TO COME BACK HERE WITH A COURT ORDER AND THE POLICE, 753 00:38:41,968 --> 00:38:43,767 AND YOU BETTER GET HIM READY. 754 00:38:43,767 --> 00:38:45,067 JIMMY? 755 00:38:45,067 --> 00:38:46,501 BABY, BABY. 756 00:38:46,501 --> 00:38:47,834 MOM'LL SEE YOU LATER. 757 00:39:14,067 --> 00:39:17,033 [ Chatter on TV ] 758 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:30,934 Blake: TED? 759 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:39,701 BLAKE? 760 00:39:40,868 --> 00:39:41,801 I, UH... 761 00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:44,868 SAW YOUR NAME AT THE FRONT DESK. 762 00:39:44,868 --> 00:39:46,534 I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE SAME TED SCHMIDT. 763 00:39:49,267 --> 00:39:50,300 IN THE FLESH. 764 00:39:55,534 --> 00:39:56,501 I, UH... 765 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:03,133 GOT MYSELF IN A LITTLE TROUBLE. 766 00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:04,734 IT'S... IT'S OKAY. 767 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:08,434 YOU DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN. 768 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:11,701 [ Heavy sigh ] 769 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:16,200 UH, LISTEN, UH... 770 00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:20,400 I'M GOING TO GROUP. 771 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,567 DID YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? 772 00:40:25,534 --> 00:40:27,234 [ Sniffling ] YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I DID... 773 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:30,267 SIGN UP FOR THE BADMINTON TOURNAMENT. 774 00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:34,400 YOU'RE STILL FUNNY. 775 00:40:41,601 --> 00:40:42,968 [ Sniffling ] 776 00:40:42,968 --> 00:40:43,934 YEAH. 777 00:40:54,567 --> 00:40:56,501 LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS... 778 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:58,033 WHEN YOU BROUGHT ME HERE. 779 00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:01,400 I DIDN'T STAY LONG. 780 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,534 AND NOW YOU'RE BACK. 781 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:04,767 YOU COULD SAY THAT. 782 00:41:05,868 --> 00:41:06,934 [ Sighing ] 783 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,434 I GUESS IT ISN'T EASY GETTING OFF THIS. 784 00:41:12,334 --> 00:41:13,367 YOU'LL DO IT. 785 00:41:25,834 --> 00:41:27,467 THIS OKAY? YEAH. 786 00:41:30,434 --> 00:41:31,567 WELL, LET'S GET STARTED. 787 00:41:33,133 --> 00:41:34,734 MY NAME IS BLAKE 788 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,467 AND I'M YOUR COUNSELLOR. 789 00:41:37,534 --> 00:41:39,767 Various: HEY. HI, BLAKE. 790 00:41:39,767 --> 00:41:41,968 WE HAVE SOME NEW PEOPLE WITH US TONIGHT. 791 00:41:41,968 --> 00:41:45,334 I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH I ADMIRE... 792 00:41:45,334 --> 00:41:47,267 HOW MUCH WE ALL ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE 793 00:41:47,267 --> 00:41:49,300 IN MAKING THIS CHOICE. 794 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:51,601 WITH MOST OF THE DISTRICTS ALREADY REPORTING, 795 00:41:51,601 --> 00:41:55,234 THE RACE BETWEEN POLICE CHIEF JIM STOCKWELL AND COUNCILMAN MARVIN DEEKINS 796 00:41:55,234 --> 00:41:57,467 STILL REMAINS TOO CLOSE TO CALL. 797 00:41:57,467 --> 00:42:00,534 Woman: [ On TV ] WE'RE GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE ON THIS ONE, AARON. 798 00:42:00,534 --> 00:42:01,901 Debbie: I'M FUCKING OUT OF NAILS. 799 00:42:01,901 --> 00:42:04,100 ANYBODY GOT SOME I CAN BORROW? 800 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,567 HERE, CHEW ON THESE. 801 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,734 FINALLY, AN ACT OF SELFLESS GENEROSITY. 802 00:42:08,934 --> 00:42:10,434 Lindsay: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF? 803 00:42:10,434 --> 00:42:13,067 HOMECOMING QUEEN. [ Chuckling ] 804 00:42:13,067 --> 00:42:15,501 THERE WAS A LOT RIDING ON THAT ELECTION AS WELL. 805 00:42:15,501 --> 00:42:17,667 WAITING ALL NIGHT FOR THE VOTES TO BE COUNTED. 806 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:18,701 FORTUNATELY, I WON. 807 00:42:18,701 --> 00:42:19,634 YOU TOO? 808 00:42:21,734 --> 00:42:24,234 NOT TO RESORT TO TRITE MUSICAL THEATRE REFERENCES 809 00:42:24,234 --> 00:42:27,634 AT THE 11th HOUR, BUT I'VE BEEN THROUGH NIXON, REAGAN, 810 00:42:27,634 --> 00:42:29,601 TWO BUSHES... 811 00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:32,267 AND I'M STILL HERE... 812 00:42:32,267 --> 00:42:36,334 AND, KIDDIES, IF I CAN SURVIVE ALL THAT AND MORE, 813 00:42:36,334 --> 00:42:38,100 WE'LL SURVIVE THIS, TOO. 814 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,234 THE INDOMITABLE SPIRIT OF QUEERS EVERYWHERE. 815 00:42:40,234 --> 00:42:41,801 Various: YEAH. HEAR, HEAR. 816 00:42:41,801 --> 00:42:43,234 Woman: [ On TV ] LATER ON IN THIS BROADCAST, 817 00:42:43,234 --> 00:42:45,234 OUR LIFESTYLE EDITOR, SHEILA GODDARD 818 00:42:45,234 --> 00:42:47,334 WILL SHOW US WHAT IT TAKES TO GIVE A VICTORY PARTY 819 00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:48,267 FOR A NEW MAYOR. 820 00:42:57,667 --> 00:42:58,934 OKAY, MA'AM. Hunter: SHIT! 821 00:42:58,934 --> 00:43:00,467 SHE BROUGHT THE FUCKING COPS. 822 00:43:02,634 --> 00:43:03,901 HOLY CHRIST. 823 00:43:03,901 --> 00:43:04,901 I'M NOT GOING WITH HER. 824 00:43:04,901 --> 00:43:06,167 LET'S TRY TO STAY CALM. 825 00:43:14,734 --> 00:43:18,367 LOOK, YOU MAY HAVE TO, WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT. 826 00:43:18,367 --> 00:43:20,200 NO WAY, YOU PROMISED. LOOK, TOMORROW, 827 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,400 WE WILL GET AN ATTORNEY, 828 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,734 AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS, 829 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:23,701 RIGHT, MICHAEL? 830 00:43:27,133 --> 00:43:28,067 NO. 831 00:43:29,267 --> 00:43:30,267 NO? 832 00:43:30,267 --> 00:43:31,567 LOOK, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO 833 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:34,100 THAT IF WE LET HIM GO WITH HER, THAT'LL BE THAT, 834 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,901 'CAUSE NO MATTER WHAT SHE DID TO HIM, SHE'S STILL HIS MOTHER, 835 00:43:36,901 --> 00:43:38,200 AND WE'RE THE TWO FAGS. 836 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,534 SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO? 837 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,634 [ Sighing ] 838 00:43:42,801 --> 00:43:43,767 COME ON. 839 00:43:45,767 --> 00:43:46,801 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 840 00:43:46,801 --> 00:43:48,067 LEAVING. 841 00:43:48,067 --> 00:43:49,734 MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T. 842 00:43:49,734 --> 00:43:51,634 LOOK, HE'S NOT GOING WITH HER AND HE'S NOT GOING BACK 843 00:43:51,634 --> 00:43:53,000 TO THE STREET. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS. 844 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,501 YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH TROUBLE WE COULD GET IN? 845 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,033 YEAH, I REALIZE IT, BUT RIGHT NOW, 846 00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:57,133 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 847 00:44:00,334 --> 00:44:03,067 IF YOU GUYS STOP TO FUCK, I'M SCREWED. 848 00:44:03,067 --> 00:44:04,100 COME ON. MICHAEL... 849 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,634 MIC... MICHAEL. 850 00:44:05,634 --> 00:44:06,601 Michael: BACK STAIRS. 851 00:44:07,934 --> 00:44:09,434 WAIT. 852 00:44:09,434 --> 00:44:10,934 WHAT, IF YOU FORGOT SOMETHING, JUST LEAVE IT, 853 00:44:10,934 --> 00:44:11,901 THERE'S NO TIME. 854 00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:22,801 Officer: MS. MONTGOMERY, STAY BEHIND ME. 855 00:44:26,367 --> 00:44:29,434 AND, AARON, DID YOU KNOW THAT FOR THE DEEKINS PARTY 856 00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:32,400 32,000 CHICKEN BREASTS WILL BE STUFFED. 857 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,467 NOW THAT'S A LOT OF BREASTS. 858 00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:34,501 A FEW COMMENTS ON THAT... 859 00:44:34,501 --> 00:44:36,033 CAREFUL, WE'RE ON THE AIR. 860 00:44:36,033 --> 00:44:37,501 Aaron: AND WE DON'T WANT TO GET OFF THE AIR, 861 00:44:37,501 --> 00:44:39,200 AT LEAST NOT UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION. 862 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,100 Woman: THAT'S RIGHT. SHEILA'S REPORT IS COMING RIGHT UP. 863 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:43,567 REMEMBER, WE'RE HERE ALL THROUGH ELECTION NIGHT 864 00:44:43,567 --> 00:44:44,667 SO YOU WON'T MISS ONE MOMENT. 865 00:44:46,133 --> 00:44:49,334 THIS JUST IN. WITH 84% OF THE VOTES COUNTED, 866 00:44:49,334 --> 00:44:51,000 SHHH. SHH. IT APPEARS WE CAN NOW DECLARE 867 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,534 THAT THE NEW MAYOR OF PITTSBURGH IS... 868 00:44:52,534 --> 00:44:54,701 MARVIN DEEKINS. 869 00:44:54,701 --> 00:44:55,667 [ Cheering ] 870 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,133 Debbie: YES! YES! 871 00:45:05,133 --> 00:45:06,767 Woman: [ On TV ] AND HERE'S AN INTER- ESTING FACT, AARON. 872 00:45:06,767 --> 00:45:08,968 IN AN OTHERWISE APA- THETIC VOTER TURNOUT, 873 00:45:08,968 --> 00:45:12,033 UNEXPECTEDLY HEAVY RETURNS FROM THE 8th DISTRICT 874 00:45:12,033 --> 00:45:13,634 MAY HAVE TIPPED THE OUTCOME... 875 00:45:13,634 --> 00:45:16,534 YES! WE MAY BE THE LAST VOTE TO BE COUNTED, 876 00:45:16,534 --> 00:45:18,434 BUT WE'RE THE VOTE THAT COUNTED MOST. 877 00:45:18,434 --> 00:45:20,367 [ Cheering ] 878 00:45:20,367 --> 00:45:22,234 ...MUST BE DUE IN PART TO THE LAST- MINUTE ALLEGATIONS 879 00:45:22,234 --> 00:45:24,400 THAT POLICE CHIEF STOCKWELL WAS INVOLVED 880 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,701 IN THE COVER-UP OF THE MURDER OF A YOUNG GAY MAN. 881 00:45:27,701 --> 00:45:29,601 COME ON, LET'S DANCE. 882 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:30,667 Debbie: DAMN RIGHT WE'LL DANCE. 883 00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:32,234 IN THE STREET! 884 00:45:32,234 --> 00:45:33,267 [ Cheering ] 885 00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:42,434 886 00:45:42,434 --> 00:45:43,367 OKAY! 887 00:45:44,434 --> 00:45:45,434 LET'S PARTY! 888 00:45:45,434 --> 00:45:58,033 889 00:45:58,033 --> 00:45:59,968 [ Wild cheering ] 890 00:45:59,968 --> 00:46:15,868 891 00:46:48,801 --> 00:46:51,067 A WORD OF ADVICE, MY SWEET EMMETT? 892 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:57,367 MOURN THE LOSSES BECAUSE THEY'RE MANY... 893 00:46:59,701 --> 00:47:02,234 BUT CELEBRATE THE VICTORIES... 894 00:47:02,234 --> 00:47:03,234 BECAUSE THEY'RE FEW. 895 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:11,734 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T DANCED SINCE THE LAST CENTURY. 896 00:47:15,467 --> 00:47:18,200 WELL, IN ADDITION TO THROWING FABULOUS PARTIES 897 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:22,534 AND BEING A WORLD-RENOWNED MASTER IN THE ART OF FELLATIO, 898 00:47:22,534 --> 00:47:24,400 I'M ALSO ONE HELL OF A DANCE INSTRUCTOR. 899 00:47:27,067 --> 00:47:28,067 MAY I? 900 00:47:28,067 --> 00:47:43,033 901 00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:48,000 [ Ringing of cell phone ] 902 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,434 MEL? 903 00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:53,467 WHERE ARE YOU? 904 00:47:53,467 --> 00:47:55,200 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 905 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,701 IT'S INSANE. 906 00:47:56,701 --> 00:47:57,868 WHAT? 907 00:47:57,868 --> 00:47:59,434 I SAID IT'S... 908 00:47:59,434 --> 00:48:02,067 MESHUGA! WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIND EACH OTHER. 909 00:48:02,067 --> 00:48:03,200 OH! 910 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,868 I SAID, IT'S WONDERFUL. 911 00:48:06,434 --> 00:48:07,567 I KNOW. 912 00:48:08,968 --> 00:48:10,000 HE LOST. 913 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,267 WHAT... W... WHO DID? 914 00:48:11,267 --> 00:48:13,000 STOCKWELL! 915 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,767 YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T... 916 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,234 WELL, WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY? 917 00:48:16,234 --> 00:48:18,067 I GOT THROUGH MY FIRST TRI- MESTER TODAY. 918 00:48:18,067 --> 00:48:19,634 Both: [ Laughing ] 919 00:48:19,634 --> 00:48:22,434 Lindsay: NOW THAT'S A VICTORY WORTH CELEBRATING. 920 00:48:22,434 --> 00:48:30,601 921 00:48:30,601 --> 00:48:31,667 Justin: WOW. 922 00:48:34,434 --> 00:48:37,100 THANKS TO RAGE, THE STREETS OF GAYOPOLIS 923 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:39,133 ARE ONCE AGAIN SAFE FOR PERVERTS. HMM. 924 00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:40,634 [ Cheering/laughing ] 925 00:48:40,634 --> 00:48:50,801 926 00:48:50,801 --> 00:48:52,667 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 927 00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:55,033 I'M USING MY POWERS OF MIND CONTROL. 928 00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:57,534 DROP YOUR PANTS... 929 00:48:58,801 --> 00:48:59,868 BEND OVER. 930 00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:05,534 UH, SURELY YOU CAN, UH, 931 00:49:05,534 --> 00:49:07,234 USE YOUR AMAZING SUPER-POWERS 932 00:49:07,234 --> 00:49:09,601 FOR SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE THAN THAT. 933 00:49:09,601 --> 00:49:11,000 TRY AS I MIGHT, 934 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,968 I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING ELSE. 935 00:49:12,968 --> 00:49:14,000 YOU... 936 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:19,567 937 00:49:19,567 --> 00:49:20,534 BRIAN! 938 00:49:21,767 --> 00:49:22,934 HEY, YOU'RE LATE FOR THE PARTY. 939 00:49:22,934 --> 00:49:24,334 STOCKWELL LOST. 940 00:49:24,334 --> 00:49:27,033 YEAH, MARVIN DEEKINS WON. UNDOUBTEDLY, HIS FIRST OFFICIAL ACT 941 00:49:27,033 --> 00:49:29,367 WILL BE TO DECLARE NATIONAL HOMO WEEK. 942 00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:31,300 HUNTER'S IN DEEP- SHIT TROUBLE. 943 00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:33,100 HIS MOM CAME TO TAKE HIM AWAY. 944 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,200 AND SHE BROUGHT THE COPS. 945 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,701 SO I... I TOOK HIM AND I RAN. 946 00:49:37,701 --> 00:49:40,567 MY GOD, HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY? 947 00:49:40,567 --> 00:49:41,567 THE LAW? 948 00:49:41,567 --> 00:49:44,234 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 949 00:49:44,234 --> 00:49:45,400 SO YOU RISKED IT ALL? 950 00:49:48,734 --> 00:49:52,567 MIKEY, YOU ARE SO... 951 00:49:52,567 --> 00:49:53,934 PATHETIC, I KNOW. 952 00:49:53,934 --> 00:49:55,234 I... 953 00:49:55,234 --> 00:49:56,601 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW? 954 00:49:59,434 --> 00:50:00,601 GO FOR IT. 955 00:50:08,501 --> 00:50:09,868 YOU SURE? 956 00:50:09,868 --> 00:50:12,100 I'VE LIVED WITH A MOTHER. IT'S A FATE WORSE THAN BIRTH. 957 00:50:19,601 --> 00:50:20,868 USE HI-TEST. 958 00:50:23,434 --> 00:50:24,634 Crowds: [ Cheering ] 959 00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:33,234 JESUS CHRIST, BRIAN. 960 00:50:34,801 --> 00:50:36,334 NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR. 961 00:50:36,334 --> 00:50:38,901 OH, NOW I GUESS I'VE LOST EVERYTHING. 962 00:50:43,567 --> 00:50:44,601 NOT EVERYTHING. 963 00:50:44,601 --> 00:50:47,734 ♪ I FEEL SO EXTRAORDINARY ♪ 964 00:50:47,734 --> 00:50:51,601 ♪ SOMETHING'S GOT A HOLD ON ME ♪ 965 00:50:51,601 --> 00:50:55,534 ♪ I'VE GOT THIS FEELING I'M IN MOTION ♪ 966 00:50:55,534 --> 00:50:59,167 ♪ A CIRCUMSTANCE OF LIBERTY ♪ 967 00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:03,300 ♪ THE CHANCES ARE WE'VE GONE TOO FAR ♪ 968 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:07,200 ♪ YOU TOOK MY TIME AND YOU TOOK MY MONEY ♪ 969 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,868 ♪ NOW I FEEL YOU'VE LEFT ME STANDING ♪ 970 00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:15,033 ♪ IN A WORLD THAT'S SO DEMANDING ♪ 971 00:51:15,033 --> 00:51:19,100 ♪ I USED TO THINK THAT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME ♪ 972 00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:23,167 ♪ I SEE THE LIGHT IN THE SHADE OF THE MORNING SUN ♪ 973 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:27,033 ♪ MY MORNING SUN IS THE DRUG THAT BRINGS ME NEAR ♪ 974 00:51:27,033 --> 00:51:28,934 ♪ TO THE CHILDHOOD I LOST ♪ 975 00:51:28,934 --> 00:51:30,834 ♪ REPLACED BY TEAR ♪ 976 00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:34,667 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME ♪ 977 00:51:34,667 --> 00:51:38,767 ♪ AND MY LIFE WOULD DEPEND ON THE MORNING SUN ♪ 978 00:51:38,767 --> 00:51:40,934 979 00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:44,467 ♪ I USED TO THINK THAT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME ♪ 980 00:51:44,467 --> 00:51:48,267 ♪ I SEE THE LIGHT IN THE SHADE OF THE MORNING SUN ♪ 981 00:51:48,267 --> 00:51:52,067 ♪ MY MORNING SUN IS THE DRUG THAT BRINGS ME NEAR ♪ 982 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:56,033 ♪ TO THE CHILDHOOD I LOST REPLACED BY TEAR ♪ 983 00:51:56,033 --> 00:51:59,634 ♪ I USED TO THINK THAT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME ♪ 984 00:51:59,634 --> 00:52:04,200 ♪ AND MY LIFE WOULD DEPEND ON THE MORNING SUN ♪ 985 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:20,133 986 00:53:02,834 --> 00:53:06,501 MOO! 987 00:53:06,501 --> 00:53:20,567 70643

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