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ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR,
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ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX.
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SHAKE IT, DUDE.
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[ Distant wailing
of sirens ]
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THE FUCKER
DIDN'T SHOW UP.
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I KNOW.
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WE CAN GO
BACK AGAIN
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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I'LL DRESS UP
LIKE A HUSTLER,
WE CAN TRY AGAIN.
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[ Snorting ]
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YOU LOOKED HOT.
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[ Chuckling ]
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THIS IS GOING
TO COST YOU $100.
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WE WERE JUST
PRETENDING,
REMEMBER?
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MAYBE YOU WERE.
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[ Knocking on door ]
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[ Knocking on door ]
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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BESIDES THAT.
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I BROUGHT YOU THIS.
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IT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL
OF YOU. DID YOU
MAKE IT YOURSELF?
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IT'S THE COP'S.
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YOU FUCKED THE COP?
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YOU SAID YOU
NEEDED DNA.
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A CIGARETTE BUTT
WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
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HE DOESN'T SMOKE.
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I TOLD YOU I'D
DO ANYTHING.
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I GOT TO HAND
IT TO YOU, KID.
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YOU GOT A LOT OF...
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SPUNK.
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HOLY SHIT.
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IT'S LIKE THE MOVIES.
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I DON'T
RECALL A SCENE
LIKE THIS
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IN ANY FILM NOMINATED
FOR BEST PICTURE.
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I ALSO FOUND
OUT HIS NAME.
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KENNETH RIKERT.
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I LIFTED IT FROM
THE GARBAGE WHEN
HE WASN'T LOOKING.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
THEY CANCELLED
"GAY AS BLAZES".
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SO HOW ABOUT
EXPRESSING YOUR
APPRECIATION?
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OOH, HE ALREADY
HAS... THREE
TIMES WITH ME.
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WHAT DO YOU BOTHER
WITH THAT FOR?
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HOW MUCH IS HE
CHARGING YOU?
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100?
HMM.
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HE REFUSES
TO PAY THOUGH.
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I DON'T BLAME HIM.
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I WOULDN'T GIVE
YOU 10 BUCKS.
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OKAY, I THINK IT'S
TIME SOMEONE WAS
TUCKED IN BED.
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MM-HMM.
AND NOT MINE.
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YOU FUCKED
A MURDERER?
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I USED A CONDOM.
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WELL, YOUR SAFE-SEX
LECTURE PAID OFF.
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SHUT THE
FUCK UP!
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LET'S TRY TO
STAY CALM.
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YEAH, THE
PROFESSOR'S
RIGHT.
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WHAT DO
YOU KNOW
ABOUT IT?
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YOU'RE THE
ONE WHO PUT
HIM UP TO THIS.
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HE DIDN'T PUT
ME UP TO SHIT.
I WAS TRYING
TO HELP.
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YOU WERE
TRYING TO
IMPRESS BRIAN.
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YEAH, WELL HE
WOULDN'T BE
THE FIRST ONE.
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WELL, HE ALREADY
HAS A BOYFRIEND.
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YOU DO?
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IN A NON-DEFINED,
NON-CONVENTIONAL
WAY, YEAH.
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Ben:
LET'S NOT LOSE
FOCUS HERE.
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YOU NEED TO
UNDERSTAND
THAT WHAT
YOU DID
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WAS EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS.
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THIS GUY
COULD'VE
KILLED YOU.
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THEY ALL COULD.
WELL, IF YOU
KNOW THAT
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THEN WHY DO YOU DO IT?
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I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
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I WAS SEXUALIZED AT
TOO EARLY AN AGE.
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IT'S EXCITING, FUN AND
A GREAT WAY TO MAKE
NON-REPORTABLE INCOME.
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I WOULD LIKE AN HONEST
ANSWER, SMART-ASS.
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HE JUST GAVE YOU ONE.
WELL, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO LET YOU
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THROW YOUR LIFE
AWAY. YOU'RE GOING
TO STOP HUSTLING,
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YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF...
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RESPECT THE
CURFEW, NOT
SLEEP TILL NOON.
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GO BACK TO
SCHOOL...
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THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.
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CHRIST!
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I'D RATHER GET
KILLED AND TOSSED
IN A DUMPSTER
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THAN LISTEN TO
THE TWO OF YOU.
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FUCK.
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NICE GOING,
MA AND PA.
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Ted:
[ Grunting ]
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TED?
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TEDDY.
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TEDDY,
TEDDY, TEDDY.
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I'M NOT DONE YET.
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I KNOW, I KNOW,
BUT WE...
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WE'VE BEEN GOING
AT IT FOR HOURS,
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[ Grunting ]
BABY, AND
I, UH...
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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
HEAR MYSELF SAY THIS,
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BUT I THINK I NEED A REST.
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WELL, HERE.
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TAKE SOME MORE.
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NO, I-I DON'T,
UH, I DON'T
WANT ANY MORE,
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AND I-I DON'T
THINK YOU
SHOULD EITHER.
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[ Sniffing ]
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COME ON, EM.
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NO, I-I SAID I
DON'T WANT TO.
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[ Sniffing ]
BUT WASN'T
IT AMAZING?
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IT WAS AMAZING,
ALL RIGHT.
MMM,
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LIKE SOMEONE
TURNED ON
THE POWER
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AND IT WENT
SURGING THROUGH
EVERY...
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MMM, WHAT?
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[ Chuckling ]
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EVERY NERVE?
EVERY MUSCLE?
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OH, YEAH.
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YOU SEE HOW
LUCID YOU ARE?
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THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF CRYSTAL.
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IT MAKES
EVERYTHING...
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AH, CRYSTAL CLEAR.
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OH GOD. OH,
FEEL MY DICK.
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MY DICK
IS SO HARD.
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LET'S FUCK.
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PLEASE, TEDDY.
I JUST TOLD
YOU, I...
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YOU KNOW, BEING
ABLE TO SHARE
THIS WITH YOU
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MEANS EVERY-
THING TO ME.
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IT'S ALL I WANTED,
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FOR US TO DO
THIS, TOGETHER.
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I'M GOING TO GO
TAKE A SHOWER,
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BRUSH MY TEETH,
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GET THIS AWFUL TASTE
OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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WELL, WHAT
THE FUCK AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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[ Sniffling ]
I WANT TO COME.
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WELL, JERK ME
OFF AT LEAST.
YOU THINK YOU
CAN HANDLE THAT?
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MAYBE LATER.
NOT LATER, NOW.
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L-LATER.
OH, GOD.
[ Sniffling ]
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MMM.
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[ Moaning ]
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OH YEAH.
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OH YEAH.
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THAT'S IT.
MM-HMM. MMM.
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Man:
I TOLD YOU
ALREADY, THERE WERE
THREE OF US HERE.
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Horvath:
WHERE'S THE
GODDAMN BALLIS-
TICS REPORT?
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WELL, SOMEBODY'D
BETTER DO SOME
DETECTIVE WORK
AND FIND IT.
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I HAVEN'T GOT
ALL... DAY.
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YOUR EYES
ARE TIRED.
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YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
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UH, THIS NEWFANGLED CONTRAP-
TION'S CALLED A "CONDOM".
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YOU WANTED HARD EVIDENCE.
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IT DOESN'T GET MUCH HARDER.
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CHRIST, DON'T
TELL ME YOU
ACTUALLY...
NO,
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NOT ME, OFFICER KRUPKE.
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THAT KID.
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THE ONE WHOSE WORD
YOU WOULDN'T TAKE.
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WELL, MAYBE
YOU'LL TAKE
IT NOW.
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO DO WITH THIS?
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UH, TEST IT...
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AND SEE IF IT
MATCHES THE LOAD
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THAT YOU SIPHONED OUT
OF DUMPSTER BOY'S ASS.
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THIS SO-CALLED COP,
HAS HE GOT A NAME?
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KENNETH RIKERT.
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RING A BELL?
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HELLO?
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HE WAS AN OFFICER.
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HE WAS?
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HE RETIRED ABOUT
A YEAR AGO,
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SAID HE WAS UNDER
A LOT OF PRESSURE.
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[ Chuckling ]
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YEAH, WELL, I'M SURE
THAT MURDERING SOMEONE
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CAN BE VERY STRESSFUL.
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YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT.
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DID HE KNOW STOCKWELL?
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YOU COULD SAY SO.
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THEY WERE
PARTNERS...
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FOR 15 YEARS.
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Man:
HAVING SEXUAL
RELATIONS WITH A
PARTNER IN THE FIRM,
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USING AGENCY
RESOURCES TO
PRODUCE SUBVER-
SIVE MATERIALS
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IN ORDER TO UNDERMINE
A VALUED CLIENT.
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MR. VANCE WAS LIVID.
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LIVID, AND IF
THIS IS TRUE...
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I DON'T BLAME HIM.
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WELL?
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IS IT?
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I SUPPOSE IT DEPENDS
ON HOW ONE PERCEIVES
THE SITUATION.
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AND, UH, HOW DO
YOU PERCEIVE IT?
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MR. KINNEY AND I HAD
PERSONAL RELATIONS
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PRIOR TO MY INTERN-
SHIP AT VANGUARD,
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SO IT'S NOT AS IF I
WAS FUCKING THE BOSS.
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AS FOR PRODUCING
SUBVERSIVE MATE-
RIALS, I MADE
SOME POSTERS
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BASED ON MY
POLITICAL BELIEFS.
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I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS
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OR YOUR SEXUAL RELATIONS.
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I'M INTERESTED
IN THE REPUTATION
OF THE SCHOOL.
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YOUR BEHAVIOUR HAS
JEOPARDIZED THE ENTIRE
INTERNSHIP PROGRAM.
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IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, I
WAS DOING A KICK-ASS JOB.
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YOU WILL THEREFORE
APPEAR BEFORE THE
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE
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TO APOLOGIZE FOR
YOUR ACTIONS.
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YOU WANT ME
TO APOLOGIZE?
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IF YOU CARE TO REMAIN A
STUDENT AT THIS INSTITUTE.
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Michael:
YEAH, THERE.
YEAH.
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[ Clearing
of throat ]
Melanie:
OH.
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HELLO IN
THERE. IT'S
ME, MICHAEL...
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[ Giggling ]
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BUT YOU CAN
CALL ME "DAD".
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YOU THINK
THIS THING
REALLY WORKS?
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WELL, THE ARTICLE
SAID THAT PRENATAL
LEARNING IS POSSIBLE.
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UM, VOICE
RECOGNITION,
NAMES...
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LINZ, SAY
SOMETHING.
YEAH.
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OH... OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY. AH...
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO RECITE THE
GETTYSBURG
ADDRESS,
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JUST SAY "HI".
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HI.
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THIS IS YOUR
OTHER MOM.
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Michael:
[ Chuckling ]
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OH, UM... AND
THIS IS YOUR
CONCIERGE.
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I HOPE YOU'RE
ENJOYING
YOUR STAY.
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IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING,
JUST HOLLER.
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I'LL COME BACK LATER.
Michael:
WAIT, EM.
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YOU WANT TO
SAY SOMETHING
TO THE BABY?
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I'M DON'T THINK
HIS OR HER PARENTS
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WOULD LIKE HIM OR HER TO
HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
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LET'S GO.
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Melanie & Lindsay:
BYE, MICHAEL.
BYE.
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Melanie:
[ Clearing of throat ]
SEE YOU LATER.
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BYE.
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HOW LONG IS THIS
GOING TO GO ON FOR?
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UNTIL THEY APOL-
OGIZE TO TEDDY
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FOR NOT
ACCEPTING
HIS APOLOGY.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR APOLOGY FOR
CALLING MELANIE
A CUNT?
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I'LL APOLOGIZE
FOR CALLING
HER A CUNT
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WHEN SHE APOLOGIZES
FOR CALLING ME
A SILLY FAGGOT.
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THEY ARE YOUR
FRIENDS AND YOU
KNOW HOW MUCH THEY
LOVE YOU AND TED.
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THEN THEY COULD'VE
SHOWN SOME
UNDERSTANDING.
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SO HE USED CRYSTAL.
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00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:21,934
OKAY? I MEAN,
HE'S HARDLY
THE ONLY ONE.
229
00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:24,634
I'M SURE HALF
THE PEOPLE IN
THIS COMMUNITY
HAVE TRIED IT.
230
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,234
I HAVEN'T.
WELL, IF YOU HAD,
231
00:11:26,234 --> 00:11:28,167
MAYBE YOU'D
REALIZE IT'S NOT
SUCH A BIG DEAL.
232
00:11:30,334 --> 00:11:31,400
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING...
233
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,234
DON'T TELL ME.
234
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,133
YOU DIDN'T.
235
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,467
IT JUST HAPPENED.
236
00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:48,901
TAKING CRYSTAL
DOES NOT JUST
HAPPEN.
237
00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:50,801
I THOUGHT THAT
IF I DID IT
WITH HIM,
238
00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:53,701
HE WOULD KNOW
THAT I'M NOT
BEING JUDGEMENTAL
239
00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:56,901
OR... OR... OR
DISAPPROVING,
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
240
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,267
OKAY? THAT...
THAT... THAT
HE WOULD TRUST ME
241
00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:00,000
AND KNOW THAT
I LOVE HIM,
242
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,934
SO THAT WHEN
I ASKED HIM
TO STOP...
243
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,100
HE WOULD.
244
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,434
AND DID HE SAY
HE WOULD STOP?
245
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,534
HE SAID THAT...
246
00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:15,234
HE NEVER FELT SO
CLOSE TO ANYONE
IN HIS LIFE...
247
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,968
AND THAT HE CAN'T
WAIT FOR US
TO DO IT AGAIN.
248
00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:30,868
Justin:
THEY WANT ME
TO APPEAR
249
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,434
IN FRONT OF
THE DISCIPLINARY
COMMITTEE AND
APOLOGIZE,
250
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:34,968
LIKE I DID
SOMETHING WRONG.
251
00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:36,634
Brian:
WELL, DIDN'T YOU?
252
00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:38,267
ARE YOU SAYING
YOU AGREE
WITH THEM?
253
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:39,868
IF SOMEONE HAD
TOLD ME WHAT
YOU WERE UP TO,
254
00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,734
I WOULD HAVE
FIRED YOUR ASS...
255
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,667
IF I DIDN'T
HAVE MY DICK
INSIDE IT.
256
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,334
BUT I'M
NOT SORRY
FOR ANYTHING.
257
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:48,133
I'M NOT SAYING
YOU SHOULD
BE SORRY.
258
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,033
I'M JUST SAYING
YOU SHOULD
APOLOGIZE.
259
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:52,734
JUST GIVE IN TO
THEM? ROLL OVER?
260
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:54,868
WELL, DO YOU WANT
TO FINISH YOUR
EDUCATION AND
GET A DEGREE?
261
00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:56,801
GET A GOOD JOB
AND BE RICH?
262
00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,734
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT MONEY.
OKAY,
263
00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:02,868
DO YOU WANT TO
HAVE THE FREEDOM
TO CREATE WHAT-
EVER YOU WANT
264
00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:05,234
WITHOUT HAVING TO
ANSWER TO ANYONE?
WHO DOESN'T?
265
00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:06,434
WELL, THEN
YOU CARE ABOUT
THE MONEY
266
00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:07,767
SO YOU SHOULD
GO APOLOGIZE.
267
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,300
NOT FOR THEM.
FOR YOU.
268
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,100
Debbie:
WELL, DETECTIVE
HORVATH.
269
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,133
OUT OF ALL THE
PLACES IN GREATER
PITTSBURGH,
270
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,567
WHAT BRINGS
YOU TO OUR
HUMBLE LITTLE
ESTABLISHMENT?
271
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,501
I HAVE A DATE.
272
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,367
OH.
AND HERE
HE IS.
273
00:13:24,601 --> 00:13:25,934
WHAT, DID YOU
CONVERT HIM?
274
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,400
COFFEE, DEB,
PLEASE.
275
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,367
YOU WERE RIGHT.
276
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:32,400
THOSE ARE MY THREE
FAVOURITE WORDS
277
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,767
AFTER "NINE
INCHES CUT".
278
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:35,934
ABOUT WHAT?
279
00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,234
UM, THE CREAM.
280
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,467
WHAT, DID IT TURN?
281
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:41,634
IT MATCHES
THAT FOUND IN
JASON KEMP'S
RECTUM.
282
00:13:41,634 --> 00:13:44,100
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I JUST POURED IT.
283
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,701
I'M REFERRING TO A SPERM
SAMPLE FROM AN OFFICER
284
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,100
THIS KID HUNTER SAID
HE SAW WITH THE VICTIM.
285
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,767
Debbie:
HOLY SHIT.
286
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,100
DOES THAT MEAN
HE'S THE KILLER?
287
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,367
IT MEANS HE HAD ANAL
INTERCOURSE WITH HIM
288
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,367
ON THE NIGHT HE
WAS MURDERED.
289
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,968
IS IT ENOUGH
TO MAKE HIM
A SUSPECT?
290
00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:58,868
NOT NECESSARILY.
WE HAD A DEAL.
291
00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:00,567
YOU SAID IF
I BROUGHT YOU
HARD EVIDENCE,
292
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,734
YOU'D RE-OPEN
THE CASE.
293
00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,200
I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
294
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,033
WELL, I UPHELD
MY END AND SO
DID HUNTER,
295
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,868
NOW IT'S
YOUR TURN.
296
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:07,834
SORRY, KINNEY.
297
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:10,033
IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH.
298
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:13,667
UH...
299
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,667
STILL SEARCHING
FOR THAT EXQUISITE
TURN OF PHRASE
300
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,534
THAT IN FIVE
WORDS OR LESS
EXPRESSES
THE ESSENCE
301
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:26,968
OF WHAT YOUR
CHARACTER'S
FEELING?
302
00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:28,534
I'M FRUSTRATED
AS SHIT.
303
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,367
ONLY FOUR,
CONGRATULATIONS.
304
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,534
NOW COME TO BED.
305
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:42,067
IT MUST BE HARD
TO CONCENTRATE
ON YOUR WRITING
306
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,767
OR ANYTHING ELSE
FOR THAT MATTER
307
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:45,334
WHEN YOUR MIND
IS ON OTHER
THINGS.
308
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,400
HMM?
309
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,200
CASE IN POINT.
310
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,167
SORRY, MICHAEL,
IT'S JUST THAT
AFTER WHAT HE DID,
311
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,534
IT'S OBVIOUS
WE'RE NOT GETTING
THROUGH TO HIM.
312
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:55,801
HE'S STILL HUS-
TLING, HE'S STILL
COMING HOME WHEN-
EVER HE PLEASES,
313
00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:57,767
HE WON'T EVEN
DISCUSS THE
POSSIBILITY
314
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,133
OF GOING BACK
TO SCHOOL.
WELL, AREN'T
YOU THE ONE
315
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,868
WHO SAID THESE
THINGS TAKE TIME?
316
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,501
IT CAN'T GO
ON LIKE THIS
INDEFINITELY.
317
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,200
Michael:
WELL, WE'RE
DOING THE
BEST WE CAN.
318
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,300
Ben:
WELL, MAYBE
OUR BEST ISN'T
GOOD ENOUGH.
319
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,801
MAYBE HE'D BE
BETTER OFF WITH
SOMEONE ELSE.
320
00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:12,000
Michael:
THERE ISN'T
ANYONE ELSE.
IT'S JUST US.
321
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,234
Ben:
AND WE'RE IN
OVER OUR HEADS,
THANKS TO ME
322
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:18,067
BECAUSE I HAD TO
SAVE THE WORLD.
323
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,100
Michael:
NOT THE WORLD,
JUST ONE KID.
324
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,367
Ben:
MICHAEL, WE'RE
NOT HELPING HIM.
325
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,133
AND WHAT'S MORE,
HE DOESN'T WANT
OUR HELP.
326
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,033
SO I THINK WE
SHOULD JUST
ADMIT OUR
FAILURE...
327
00:15:31,801 --> 00:15:32,767
AND LET HIM GO.
328
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,767
[ Mixed chatter ]
329
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,067
Man 1:
THAT'S A
BIT STEEP.
330
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,634
Man 2:
COME ON.
331
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:40,767
IT'S ONLY
100 BUCKS.
332
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,200
YOU'LL HAVE
A GOOD TIME.
333
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:45,567
[ Chuckling ]
334
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,868
YOUR VERY BEST
SCOTCH, IN A
CLEAN GLASS.
335
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,067
WELL, THINK
ABOUT IT.
336
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,100
ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE?
337
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,067
I DON'T ACCEPT
DRINKS FROM
STRANGERS.
338
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,534
HUH. THAT MUST
BE THE FIRST
TIME THOSE WORDS
339
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:03,467
HAVE BEEN
SPOKEN IN HERE.
340
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,734
YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE
FROM THE OTHER NIGHT.
341
00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:13,634
YOU HAVE A
GOOD MEMORY.
I'M IMPRESSED.
342
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,634
SAY, WHILE
YOU'RE AT IT...
343
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:22,567
YOU REMEMBER HIM?
344
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,434
CAN'T SAY I DO.
345
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:36,734
HE USED TO COME HERE.
346
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,200
HE HAD A REALLY HOT ASS.
347
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,167
WOULDN'T KNOW.
348
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,868
THAT'S STRANGE
'CAUSE COPS FOUND
YOUR LOAD UP IT.
349
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,300
HEY,
WHERE'RE
YOU GOING?
350
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,100
YOUR DRINK
JUST GOT HERE.
351
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,267
I DON'T KNOW WHO
THE HELL YOU ARE,
352
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,000
OR WHAT THE FUCK
YOU'RE UP TO...
353
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,868
YEAH, HOW RUDE
OF ME NOT TO
INTRODUCE MYSELF.
354
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,634
BRIAN KINNEY,
CONCERNED CITIZEN.
355
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:01,634
YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG GUY.
356
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:05,467
FORGIVE ME. I
THOUGHT THAT YOU
WERE KENNETH RIKERT,
357
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,067
1737 VISTA COURT LANE.
358
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,133
THAT KID
YOU PICKED
UP OUT FRONT
359
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,801
THE OTHER NIGHT?
360
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,067
WHAT A RASCAL.
361
00:17:20,434 --> 00:17:23,667
HE ALSO SNATCHED
THE CONDOM YOU USED...
362
00:17:25,534 --> 00:17:26,501
AND GUESS WHAT?
363
00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,200
POLICE DID A LITTLE
SCIENCE PROJECT
364
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,400
AND, UH, YOUR
LITTLE SWIMMERS,
365
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,634
AND THE ONES THEY FOUND
IN DUMPSTER BOY'S ASS
366
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:37,801
ARE MEMBERS OF
THE SAME TEAM.
367
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,701
[ Clinking of glasses ]
368
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:48,667
BOTTOMS UP.
369
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,033
SO JUST OUT
OF CURIOSITY...
370
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:00,868
WHY'D YOU
KILL HIM?
371
00:18:02,234 --> 00:18:03,367
WHAT? AN
ACCIDENT?
372
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,567
THINGS GET
A LITTLE
OUT OF HAND?
373
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,767
DID HE
FIGURE OUT
YOU'RE A COP,
374
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:12,801
AND TRY AND
BLACKMAIL YOU?
375
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,634
I MEAN, THAT
MUST BE WHY
YOU RESIGNED.
376
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,400
WAS THAT
YOUR IDEA...
377
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,234
OR STOCKWELL'S?
378
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:21,234
SHUT UP.
379
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,834
DID YOU GO TO HIM AND
CONFESS THE WHOLE THING?
380
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:28,000
HE PROMISED TO PROTECT YOU
IF YOU QUIT THE FORCE?
381
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,267
THAT'S REAL LOYALTY.
382
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:32,033
ON THE OTHER
HAND, MAYBE
HE FIGURED
383
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:35,534
IF IT CAME OUT THAT
HIS FRIEND AND PARTNER
384
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:37,767
IS A MURDERER
AND A FAG,
385
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,100
IT MIGHT KILL,
SO TO SPEAK...
386
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,334
HIS CHANCE
TO BE MAYOR.
387
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:43,701
I SAID SHUT UP.
388
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,934
I'M SURE IF YOU
WERE TO CONFESS,
389
00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:52,534
EVERYONE WOULD
BE MORE THAN
SYMPATHETIC.
390
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,767
AFTER ALL, YOU
WANTED TO DO THE
RIGHT THING, RIGHT?
391
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:07,901
392
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,667
Ben:
WE'LL WISH
HIM LUCK AND
SAY WE THINK
393
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,467
THIS IS THE
BEST THING
FOR ALL OF US.
394
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,434
I GUESS.
395
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,167
HEY.
396
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,968
Ben:
DID YOU WANT
SOME BREAKFAST?
397
00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:21,801
I ALREADY ATE.
398
00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:24,267
I DIDN'T SEE
ANY DIRTY DISHES
IN THE SINK.
399
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:25,400
THAT'S BECAUSE
I WASHED THEM.
400
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,400
YOU ALSO WASHED
YOUR HAIR.
401
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,334
YEAH.
402
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:34,033
WHAT'S THE
OCCASION?
GOT A DATE...
403
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:37,234
WITH A HIGH
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.
404
00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:39,534
I'M SURE THE
KIDS' PARENTS
WOULD LOVE TO
HEAR THAT.
405
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,801
I'M THINKING
ABOUT GOING
BACK TO SCHOOL.
406
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:45,868
REALLY?
407
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:47,901
Ben:
[ Chuckling ]
408
00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:51,267
THAT IS, UH,
YOU'RE NOT...
YOU'RE NOT JUST
SAYING THAT?
409
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,367
THERE'S NO HARM
CHECKING IT OUT.
410
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:56,634
RIGHT.
411
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,067
[ Gibberish ]
412
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,334
THERE YOU ARE.
413
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:09,033
WHOO-HOO, WOULD
YOU LOOK AT
THIS PLACE.
414
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,167
DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS GOING
TO BE SO FANCY-
SCHMANCY.
415
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,133
[ Chuckling ]
416
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,033
[ Growling ]
417
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,901
YEAH, I BROUGHT
A CLIENT HERE AND
JUST FELL IN LOVE
WITH THE PLACE.
418
00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:24,634
THEY MAKE
A FENNEL
PHYLLO PIE
419
00:20:24,634 --> 00:20:26,167
THAT IS
TO DIE FOR.
420
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,133
MMM.
421
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:30,033
SO, UM, WHAT
DO YOU WANT
FOR LUNCH?
422
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,133
MMM, NOTHING
FOR ME.
423
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,100
YOU HAVE TO EAT.
NO,
424
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,534
I'LL JUST WATCH
YOUR FENNEL
PHYLLO FEED FEST.
425
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:37,501
[ Chuckling ]
426
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,267
SO, UH, WHERE
YOU BEEN?
HMM.
427
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,434
VISITING A
FRIEND. HMM.
428
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:50,033
MICHAEL? BRIAN?
NO, MARK.
429
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:54,367
YOUNG DOCTOR
CRYSTAL.
[ Chuckling ]
430
00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:57,367
SO WE DO A
LITTLE TINA.
431
00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:01,067
SINCE WHEN ARE
WE ON A FIRST-
NAME BASIS WITH
ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES?
432
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,601
YOU LOVED IT TOO.
433
00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,767
YOU KNOW, WHAT? I...
I DIDN'T LOVE IT.
434
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,467
I ONLY DID IT
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
435
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:07,767
AND I'M NEVER
DOING IT AGAIN.
436
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,334
WHERE THE HELL'S
THAT GODDAMN WAITER?
437
00:21:19,868 --> 00:21:22,067
YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T
SO LONG AGO YOU WERE
A GODDAMN WAITER...
438
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,601
AND A MAID...
439
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,300
AND A PORN STAR...
440
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:30,834
BUT NOW,
OF COURSE,
441
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,100
PLANNING PARTIES FOR
EVERYONE IN TOWN.
442
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,834
HEY, HOW ABOUT
YOU THROW A
PARTY FOR ME?
443
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:38,601
HUH? UH, UNLESS,
OF COURSE, I'M
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
444
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,701
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT NOT GOOD
ENOUGH...
445
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,901
IF YOU LOVE
ME, THEN YOU'LL
THROW ME A PARTY.
446
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:47,100
FINE. YOU
WANT A PARTY,
447
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,467
I'LL GIVE
YOU A PARTY.
448
00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,234
I'M HONOURED.
449
00:21:50,234 --> 00:21:52,634
SO, UH, WHAT... WHAT
KIND DO YOU WANT?
450
00:21:52,634 --> 00:21:54,167
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
451
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,067
SMALL, INTIMATE AFFAIR,
452
00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,067
TOMORROW NIGHT.
453
00:21:57,067 --> 00:22:00,934
FOR SAY, SIX
OF MY CLOSEST
FRIENDS
454
00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:02,067
SO EVERYTHING MUST,
455
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,968
MUST, MUST,
BE PERFECT.
456
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:06,267
AM I MAKING
MYSELF CLEAR?
457
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:10,801
CRYSTAL CLEAR.
458
00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:12,901
EXCELLENT...
459
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,634
THEN I'LL LEAVE
IT IN YOUR
CAPABLE HANDS.
460
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:20,534
OH, AT LAST,
THE GODDAMN
WAITER.
461
00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:21,501
[ Chuckling ]
462
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,467
WHO YOU GOT A DATE
WITH THIS TIME? VIC?
463
00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:42,601
I WAS HOPING YOU.
464
00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:43,567
NOT INTERESTED.
465
00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:46,868
WILL YOU LISTEN?
466
00:22:51,701 --> 00:22:53,667
TALK FAST. I
GOT ICE CREAM
MELTING.
467
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:59,000
SINCE WHEN IS
ICE CREAM ON
YOUR DIET?
468
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,934
SINCE WHEN IS
WHAT I EAT ANY
OF YOUR BUSINESS?
469
00:23:01,934 --> 00:23:03,601
LOOK, I JUST WANT
TO EXPLAIN...
470
00:23:03,601 --> 00:23:04,868
YEAH, WELL, SAVE
YOUR BREATH...
471
00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:08,434
AND YOUR EXPLANATIONS.
472
00:23:08,434 --> 00:23:09,901
DEBBIE, HONEY,
PLEASE...
473
00:23:09,901 --> 00:23:11,834
DON'T YOU CALL ME HONEY.
474
00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:13,767
LOOK, I'M SORRY,
475
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,501
BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO UNDERSTAND...
476
00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:17,467
YEAH, THAT WITH ALL
THE FUCKING EVIDENCE
IN THE WORLD
477
00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:18,701
STARING YOU RIGHT
IN THE FACE,
478
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:22,133
YOU STILL REFUSE
TO OPEN THE CASE.
479
00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:25,534
LOOK, IF I PRO-
CEED WITH THIS
INVESTIGATION,
480
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,167
AND IT TURNS OUT
THAT STOCKWELL
481
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,267
IS ONLY TRYING
TO PROTECT HIS
FORMER PARTNER,
482
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,567
NOT TO MENTION
HIMSELF...
483
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:31,601
YOU'D BE A HERO.
484
00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:33,367
I'D BE A DEAD MAN.
485
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:39,534
AT LEAST AS FAR
AS MY FUTURE WITH
THE PITTSBURGH P.D.
IS CONCERNED.
486
00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:43,567
I'VE BEEN
WITH THE FORCE
FOR 24 YEARS.
487
00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:45,567
I CAN RETIRE SOON.
488
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,133
I JUST WANT
TO COLLECT
MY PENSION...
489
00:23:50,634 --> 00:23:51,901
AND GO HOME.
490
00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,000
THEN BY ALL MEANS,
CARL, THAT'S WHAT
YOU SHOULD DO.
491
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,534
GO PLANT TOMATOES
IN YOUR GARDEN
492
00:24:03,534 --> 00:24:07,067
AND WATCH THE GAME
FROM YOUR BARCALOUNGER.
493
00:24:09,734 --> 00:24:11,634
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, I DO
HAVE A DATE
494
00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:13,501
WITH A PINT OF
CHOCOLATE...
495
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,934
CHOCOLATE CHIP.
496
00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:25,467
Boy:
I GOTTA RUN, GUYS,
I'M GONNA BE LATE.
497
00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:27,400
Michael:
CAN YOU BELIEVE
ALL THESE FORMS?
498
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,801
YOU'D THINK WE
WERE APPLYING
FOR A BANK LOAN.
499
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,000
OR CITIZENSHIP.
500
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,167
HEY, WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE
GOING...
501
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,400
ASSHOLE!
MAKING FRIENDS
ALREADY?
502
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,234
AT LEAST NOW
WE FINALLY
GET TO KNOW
ALL ABOUT YOU.
503
00:24:37,234 --> 00:24:38,334
NAME?
HUNTER.
504
00:24:39,701 --> 00:24:41,534
HUNTER WHAT?
JUST HUNTER.
505
00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:44,234
YOU THINK YOU'RE
AN AGING ROCK DIVA?
506
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:47,200
LAST NAMES TEND
TO GET IN THE
WAY OF MY WORK.
507
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,667
FROM NOW ON, THE
ONLY WORK YOU'RE
DOING IS HOMEWORK.
508
00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:50,767
OUT WITH IT.
509
00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:53,701
JAMES HUNTER MONTGOMERY.
510
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,367
NICE TO MEET
YOU, JIMMY.
511
00:24:55,367 --> 00:24:56,300
[ Chuckling ]
SHUT UP.
512
00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:58,501
WHEN WERE
YOU BORN?
513
00:24:58,501 --> 00:24:59,734
I WASN'T BORN.
514
00:24:59,734 --> 00:25:01,434
MY MOTHER WAS
TOO DRUNK TO
GIVE BIRTH,
515
00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:02,467
SO I WAS
DELIVERED.
516
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:05,067
16 GLORIOUS
YEARS AGO
LAST TUESDAY.
517
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:07,067
LAST TUESDAY?
518
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:08,667
YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY
LAST WEEK AND YOU
DIDN'T TELL US?
519
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,734
WE COULD'VE
DONE SOMETHING
TO CELEBRATE.
520
00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:13,000
LIKE BLOW
OUT A CANDLE?
521
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,267
I BLEW THREE
TRICKS THAT DAY.
522
00:25:14,267 --> 00:25:16,300
MADE 150 BUCKS.
523
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,634
THAT'S
WHAT I CALL
CELEBRATING.
524
00:25:22,868 --> 00:25:24,734
THE PRESS HAS ENDORSED
YOUR CANDIDACY.
525
00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,868
AND THE POLLS ALL
FAVOUR YOU TO WIN.
526
00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:28,334
IT'S PRACTICALLY
A SHOO-IN.
527
00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:29,868
WE ALL KNOW
THE LAST WEEK
OF A CAMPAIGN,
528
00:25:29,868 --> 00:25:31,701
ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN.
529
00:25:31,701 --> 00:25:33,734
LET'S NOT COUNT
OUR VOTES UNTIL
THEY'RE COUNTED.
530
00:25:37,634 --> 00:25:38,968
SEND
HIM IN.
531
00:25:38,968 --> 00:25:41,501
WOULD YOU
EXCUSE ME?
532
00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:42,434
SURE.
SURE.
533
00:25:55,801 --> 00:25:57,167
THANKS FOR
STOPPING BY.
534
00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:58,334
ANY TIME, JIM.
535
00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:02,367
SO WHAT CAN
I DO FOR YOU?
536
00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:05,767
I WAS THINKING MORE OF
WHAT I COULD DO FOR YOU.
537
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,567
EVEN BETTER.
538
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,868
I'M SURE YOU'VE
BEEN FOLLOWING
THE CAMPAIGN.
539
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,634
NO, ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN
SO BUSY SHOPPING AND...
540
00:26:13,634 --> 00:26:14,601
BLOW-DRYING MY HAIR.
541
00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,767
THEY'RE PREDICTING
THIS TIME NEXT WEEK,
542
00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:21,667
I'LL BE THE
NEW MAYOR OF
PITTSBURGH.
543
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:22,868
WELL, WHAT
DO YOU KNOW?
544
00:26:23,968 --> 00:26:25,534
YOU DID IT.
545
00:26:25,534 --> 00:26:28,067
THANKS, IN
NO SMALL PART,
TO YOU.
546
00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,067
HAVE A SEAT.
547
00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:30,334
I'LL STAND.
548
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,133
I ASKED TO SEE
YOU BECAUSE...
549
00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:39,934
I WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH
I REGRET WHAT HAPPENED.
550
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,801
THAT'S VERY CLASSY OF YOU.
551
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:46,801
AND THAT PERHAPS
I ACTED IN HASTE,
552
00:26:46,801 --> 00:26:48,701
MISJUDGED THE SITUATION.
553
00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:50,133
NO APOLOGIES.
554
00:26:51,334 --> 00:26:52,300
NO REGRETS.
555
00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:55,834
WE MADE A
GREAT TEAM.
556
00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:57,334
YOU DID ME A
GREAT SERVICE.
557
00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:04,434
ARE YOU OFFERING
ME MY JOB BACK?
558
00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:05,767
I'M OFFERING
YOU A FUTURE.
559
00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:09,167
THERE'S A LOT I CAN DO.
EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE.
560
00:27:11,901 --> 00:27:13,834
HOW'S THAT?
561
00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:16,801
YOU ALWAYS WANTED
MY BACKERS FOR
YOUR CLIENT LIST.
562
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,667
I CAN STILL
DELIVER THEM...
563
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,400
AND NOW YOU CAN KEEP
THEM ALL TO YOURSELF.
564
00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:33,934
[ Soft jazz ♪♪♪ ]
565
00:27:33,934 --> 00:27:35,701
Ted:
WELL, WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THIS.
566
00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:38,234
SOME ENCHANTED EVENING.
567
00:27:38,234 --> 00:27:39,868
GLAD IT MEETS
WITH YOUR APPROVAL.
568
00:27:41,234 --> 00:27:44,334
MUST BE COSTING
ME A PRETTY PENNY,
569
00:27:44,334 --> 00:27:46,367
BUT SINCE I DON'T
HAVE A PENNY, PRETTY
OR OTHERWISE...
570
00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:47,334
COST IS NO OBJECT.
571
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,367
[ Clanking of utensils ]
572
00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:58,868
[ Stopping of
jazz ♪♪♪ ]
573
00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:02,434
[ Up-tempo ♪♪♪ ]
574
00:28:02,434 --> 00:28:03,868
[ Knocking on door ]
575
00:28:03,868 --> 00:28:06,400
[ Gasping ]
WHY, IT MUST
BE OUR GUESTS.
576
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,734
HEY-HEY-HEY.
577
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,300
GUYS, COME
ON IN. COME
IN, COME IN.
578
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,701
EMMETT, YOU KNOW
DOCTOR MARK.
579
00:28:18,801 --> 00:28:19,767
COME ON
IN, GUYS.
580
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,234
IT LOOKS LIKE
ELTON JOHN'S OSCAR BASH.
581
00:28:25,234 --> 00:28:28,234
THANKS TO NONE OTHER
THAN PITTSBURGH'S
PRE-EMINENT
PARTY PLANNER
582
00:28:28,234 --> 00:28:30,133
AND OUR HOSTESS
FOR THE EVENING,
583
00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:32,400
EMMETT HONEYCUTT.
584
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,634
Man 1:
WELL, IF WE'RE
GOING TO PARTY,
585
00:28:34,634 --> 00:28:37,501
WE MIGHT AS WELL
MAKE OURSELVES
COMFORTABLE.
586
00:28:37,501 --> 00:28:39,767
Man 2:
HEY, THAT'S
A GREAT IDEA.
587
00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:41,467
Ted:
AND IF YOU'RE
OBSERVANT,
588
00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:45,100
YOU MIGHT BE
ABLE TO DISCERN
TONIGHT'S THEME.
589
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,934
SEE, ALL OF EM'S DIVINE
CREATIONS HAVE LITTLE
THEMES TO THEM.
590
00:28:48,934 --> 00:28:50,100
HMM, I'LL GIVE
YOU A HINT...
591
00:28:51,434 --> 00:28:53,567
CRYSTAL GOBLETS,
CRYSTAL PLATES,
592
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:54,667
CRYSTAL NUT DISHES,
593
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,534
CRYSTAL CANDLESTICKS.
594
00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,701
THEN IT'S A
GOOD THING I
BROUGHT THIS.
595
00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:00,834
OH-H-H.
[ Chuckling ]
596
00:29:02,801 --> 00:29:05,200
OH, HE'S SO MUCH
MORE THOUGHTFUL
THAN FLOWERS
OR WINE,
597
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,501
WOULDN'T YOU
AGREE, EM?
598
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,801
Mark:
THERE WE GO.
599
00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:14,701
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
600
00:29:14,701 --> 00:29:17,200
DOCTOR MARK
GAVE IT TO ME.
601
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,434
I MAKE THEM
MYSELF FROM
MY MEDICAL
SUPPLIES.
602
00:29:19,434 --> 00:29:21,067
[ Chuckling ]
603
00:29:21,067 --> 00:29:23,601
HOW NICE TO KNOW OUR
INSURANCE DOLLARS
AREN'T GOING TO WASTE.
604
00:29:23,601 --> 00:29:24,567
[ Chuckles ]
605
00:29:26,434 --> 00:29:28,200
Emmett:
I HOPE, UH,
EVERYONE
606
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,934
WILL TRY THE
ASPARAGUS AND GOAT
CHEESE SOUFFLES?
607
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:31,300
THEY'RE A
SPECIALTY.
608
00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,801
Mark:
I THINK THAT
PIPE LOOKS A
LITTLE EMPTY.
609
00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:36,968
UH, THERE'S ALSO,
UM, POPCORN SHRIMP,
610
00:29:36,968 --> 00:29:39,267
AND, UH, SEARED
AHI, UH, TUNA...
611
00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:51,667
612
00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:54,934
♪ I'LL NEVER
FIND SOMEONE ♪
613
00:29:54,934 --> 00:29:59,501
♪ QUITE AS TOUCHED
AS YOU ♪
614
00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:02,667
♪ I'LL NEVER
LOVE SOMEONE ♪
615
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:08,000
♪ QUITE THE WAY
THAT I... ♪
616
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:23,467
617
00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:29,934
Brian:
AND NO SOONER
DO I TALK
TO RIKERT,
618
00:30:29,934 --> 00:30:31,868
THEN WHO SHOULD
CALL ME BUT
STOCKWELL,
619
00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:33,334
WANTING TO KISS
AND MAKE UP.
620
00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,667
WHAT DO YOU
MAKE OF THAT?
621
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,300
HE HAD A CHANGE
OF HEART?
622
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,067
OR MAYBE THAT
AFTER OUR
LITTLE VISIT,
623
00:30:40,067 --> 00:30:42,767
RIKERT CALLED
HIS OLD PAL,
AND NOW HE'S
SCARED SHITLESS.
624
00:30:42,767 --> 00:30:43,834
RIKERT'S DEAD.
625
00:30:46,534 --> 00:30:48,834
I WENT TO BRING
HIM IN FOR
QUESTIONING.
626
00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:50,234
I FOUND HIM
IN THE GARAGE.
627
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:55,667
HE WASHED HIS
CAR AND SHOT
HIMSELF IN
THE HEAD.
628
00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:07,000
OH, WHAT A SHAME.
629
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,200
LOOKS LIKE RAIN.
630
00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:11,601
[ Buzzing ]
631
00:31:21,701 --> 00:31:23,133
[ Clatter of movement ]
632
00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:41,367
WELL, IF IT
ISN'T LITTLE
MARY SUNSHINE.
633
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:44,000
LITTLE MARY
SUNSHINE DIED.
634
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,901
I'M A LITTLE MARY-
GO-FUCK-YOURSELF.
635
00:31:47,434 --> 00:31:48,934
HOW WAS THE SOFA?
636
00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:51,234
WHERE'S A GOOD
CHIROPRACTOR WHEN
YOU NEED ONE?
637
00:31:52,334 --> 00:31:53,400
SORRY.
638
00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:57,334
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO BE?
639
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,667
IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A CAKE.
640
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,100
WHY DIDN'T YOU
HAVE VIC MAKE
YOU ONE OF HIS?
641
00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:04,200
BECAUSE I WANTED
AN OLD-FASHIONED
BETTY CROCKER
TRIPLE-LAYER,
642
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,200
LIKE MY MOM
USED TO MAKE.
643
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,567
TOO BAD IT
DIDN'T TURN
OUT LIKE HERS.
644
00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:10,067
IT TURNED OUT
EXACTLY LIKE HERS.
645
00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,167
[ Snorting ]
646
00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:13,801
HMM.
647
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,767
WELL, LET'S...
SEE IF WE CAN
EVEN IT OUT.
648
00:32:19,267 --> 00:32:22,234
HMM, IT'S
JUST LIKE OLD
TIMES, HUH?
649
00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:24,033
YOU AND ME.
ROOMIES.
650
00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:27,534
HMM.
WHAT'S THE
OCCASION?
651
00:32:27,534 --> 00:32:29,801
IT'S HUNTER'S
BIRTHDAY. WE'RE...
WE'RE GIVING
HIM A PARTY.
652
00:32:29,801 --> 00:32:31,434
DO YOU WANT
TO COME?
653
00:32:31,434 --> 00:32:34,367
MMM, I WOULDN'T
BE MUCH FUN.
654
00:32:35,968 --> 00:32:37,734
YOU KNOW YOU CAN STAY
HERE AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
655
00:32:37,734 --> 00:32:38,901
THANKS, SWEETIE...
656
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,968
BUT YOU HAVE A FULL HOUSE,
657
00:32:41,968 --> 00:32:44,834
AND I HAVE TO FACE TED.
658
00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:47,367
I SPENT THE
ENTIRE NIGHT
ON THAT
LUMPY SOFA
659
00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:48,667
PREPARING WHAT TO SAY.
660
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:50,834
THINK HE'LL LISTEN?
661
00:32:50,834 --> 00:32:52,501
I DON'T KNOW...
662
00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:54,701
BUT HE'LL DAMN
WELL HEAR ME.
663
00:32:58,868 --> 00:33:00,167
THERE.
664
00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:01,801
NOW ALL WE HAVE
TO DO IS FROST IT,
665
00:33:01,801 --> 00:33:03,100
AND HUNTER'LL HAVE
A BIRTHDAY CAKE
666
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:06,734
THAT WOULD MAKE
BETTY AND YOUR
MAMMA PROUD.
667
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,467
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
TO THE DISCIPLINARY BOARD,
668
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,834
TO THE FACULTY
AND STUDENTS
669
00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:15,968
OF PITTSBURGH
INSTITUTE OF
FINE ARTS
670
00:33:15,968 --> 00:33:19,534
FOR ANY EMBAR-
RASSMENT I MAY
HAVE CAUSED THEM.
671
00:33:19,534 --> 00:33:23,167
ALSO, IF, BY
MY BEHAVIOUR,
672
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,367
I HAVE IN ANY WAY...
673
00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:28,767
DAMAGED THE
INTERNSHIP PROGRAMME
674
00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:30,000
I AM TRULY SORRY.
675
00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:36,467
THE BOARD ACCEPTS
YOUR APOLOGY,
MR. TAYLOR.
676
00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:39,300
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY
TAKEN TIME TO
CONSIDER YOUR
BEHAVIOUR
677
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,968
WHICH, REGRETTABLY,
YOU DID NOT DO
678
00:33:40,968 --> 00:33:43,100
BEFORE YOU ACTED
SO HASTILY
679
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,801
AND INAPPROPRIATELY.
680
00:33:44,801 --> 00:33:47,200
HOWEVER, GIVEN
THE GRAVITY OF
THE SITUATION,
681
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,100
WE FEEL SOME SORT
OF DISCIPLINARY
ACTION IS REQUIRED.
682
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,801
WE THEREFORE EXPECT
YOU TO WRITE A LETTER
683
00:33:51,801 --> 00:33:54,067
OF, UM, APOLOGY TO
MR. GARDNER VANCE,
684
00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:55,767
EXPRESSING YOUR...
685
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,400
REGRET FOR ANY
EMBARRASSMENT
686
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,767
YOU MAY HAVE
CAUSED HIM
687
00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,434
OR HIS FIRM.
688
00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:04,434
FURTHERMORE, YOU WILL
APOLOGIZE TO POLICE
CHIEF STOCKWELL.
689
00:34:04,434 --> 00:34:05,400
NO.
690
00:34:07,868 --> 00:34:09,234
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
691
00:34:09,234 --> 00:34:10,901
YEAH, I WON'T DO IT.
692
00:34:10,901 --> 00:34:12,634
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
TO STOCKWELL.
693
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,534
I'M AFRAID, MR. TAYLOR...
694
00:34:15,601 --> 00:34:16,701
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
695
00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:18,767
NO CHOICE?
696
00:34:20,701 --> 00:34:23,534
YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
HE'D LIKE ME TO HAVE.
697
00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:25,367
HE'S ALREADY TAKEN AWAY
MY RIGHT TO ASSEMBLE,
698
00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:26,968
MY... MY RIGHT TO FUCK...
699
00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:28,234
MY...
700
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,601
THIS IS NOT ABOUT
YOU BEING GAY.
701
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:32,968
YOU'RE RIGHT.
702
00:34:32,968 --> 00:34:34,534
IT'S NOT.
703
00:34:34,534 --> 00:34:35,934
IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM
OF EXPRESSION
704
00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,968
AS A PERSON
AND AN ARTIST,
705
00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:40,234
WITHOUT FEAR
OF CENSURE
OR REPRISAL.
706
00:34:40,234 --> 00:34:43,601
THAT'S WHY I WILL
NOT APOLOGIZE TO HIM,
707
00:34:43,601 --> 00:34:45,467
HERE OR UNDER ANY
OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE.
708
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,000
[ Sniffling ]
WHAT, YOU'RE
LEAVING ALREADY?
709
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,067
I GOT A
TONSILLECTOMY
IN AN HOUR.
710
00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:54,767
[ Chuckling ]
HOW DO YOU
DO IT?
711
00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:57,033
AS WITH EVERY-
THING, THE
SECRET IS
MODERATION.
712
00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,133
Mark & Ted:
[ Laughing ]
713
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,801
Ted:
OH, LOOK
WHO IT IS.
714
00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:05,033
THE PARTY'S OVER.
715
00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:06,501
Mark:
THE PARTY'S
NEVER OVER,
716
00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:08,133
AND SOME FRIENDS
ARE STOPPING BY
THIS EVENING.
717
00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:09,067
I'LL BE THERE.
718
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:11,434
I'D ASK YOU TO
CATER IT BUT...
719
00:35:11,434 --> 00:35:12,801
WATCHING
OUR WEIGHT.
720
00:35:12,801 --> 00:35:13,767
[ Chuckling ]
721
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:21,934
[ Closing of door ]
722
00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:27,400
NOBODY TOUCHED A THING.
723
00:35:28,534 --> 00:35:29,868
IT WAS TOO BEAU-
TIFUL TO EAT.
724
00:35:30,934 --> 00:35:33,367
MORE LIKE TOO
TWEAKED TO EAT.
725
00:35:33,367 --> 00:35:35,067
[ Sniffing ]
UH, THIS
PLACE REEKS.
726
00:35:44,567 --> 00:35:46,133
SO WHERE'D
YOU GO?
727
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,400
DOES IT MATTER?
728
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,801
OF COURSE IT
MATTERS. YOU
EMBARRASSED ME.
729
00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:52,234
I EMBARRASSED YOU?
730
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,901
IT WAS EXTREMELY
RUDE FOR YOU TO
JUST TAKE OFF.
731
00:35:54,901 --> 00:35:56,100
MY FRIENDS
THINK YOU DON'T
LIKE THEM.
732
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,234
I DON'T.
733
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,834
AND SINCE WHEN
DID YOU GET SO
FUCKING SUPERIOR?
734
00:36:02,834 --> 00:36:06,033
YOU THINK BECAUSE
YOU PUT A PIECE OF
CHEESE ON A CRACKER
735
00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:07,200
AND YOU PAWN
IT OFF AS
CHIC THAT...
736
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,367
SOMEHOW YOU'RE
BETTER THAN
EVERYONE?
737
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:09,701
[ Sniffling ]
WELL, LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING,
738
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,934
NO MATTER HOW
MANY FANCY PAR-
TIES YOU GIVE,
739
00:36:11,934 --> 00:36:13,834
OR HOW MUCH
MONEY THEY GIVE
YOU TO GIVE THEM,
740
00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,200
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
A PIECE OF TRASH
741
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,934
FROM HAZELHURST,
MISSISSIPPI.
742
00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:19,767
I DON'T NEED YOU
TO TELL ME THAT,
743
00:36:19,767 --> 00:36:21,868
BECAUSE I TELL MYSELF
THAT EVERY DAY,
744
00:36:21,868 --> 00:36:24,000
BUT AT LEAST I AM
NOT A TWEAKED-OUT,
745
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,634
FUCKED-OUT CRYSTAL QUEEN!
746
00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:30,133
[ Sniffling ]
747
00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:35,467
TEDDY... PLEASE.
748
00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:38,033
OKAY, IT IS
NOT TOO LATE.
749
00:36:38,033 --> 00:36:40,767
YOU CAN STILL
BE YOU AGAIN.
750
00:36:40,767 --> 00:36:43,634
MY SWEET, UPTIGHT
ACCOUNTANT WHO
WOULD FREAK OUT
751
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:46,100
IF SOMEONE PUT
DOWN A GLASS
WITHOUT A COASTER.
752
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,067
I...
753
00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:52,033
I DON'T WANT TO
BE ME ANY MORE.
754
00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:58,033
OKAY? I HATED
THAT PERSON.
755
00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:04,801
FOR THE FIRST
TIME IN MY LIFE,
I AM RELAXED,
756
00:37:04,801 --> 00:37:07,667
I AM HAPPY AND
I AM HAVING FUN!
757
00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:12,501
YOU CALL THIS FUN?
758
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,767
THIS IS PATHETIC.
759
00:37:18,434 --> 00:37:20,234
PATHETIC?
760
00:37:20,234 --> 00:37:21,400
YEAH.
761
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,467
THAT'S WHAT
YOU THINK I AM?
762
00:37:27,234 --> 00:37:28,501
YOU KNOW WHAT?
[ Sobbing ]
763
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,868
I DON'T NEED YOU
CRITICIZING ME,
764
00:37:33,868 --> 00:37:35,367
AND MAKING ME
FEEL LIKE SHIT.
765
00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:36,567
[ Sniffling ]
OKAY?
766
00:37:36,567 --> 00:37:37,534
[ Sniffing ]
767
00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:41,634
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
768
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,968
EVERYTHING
IS BEAUTIFUL,
769
00:37:43,968 --> 00:37:45,267
AND IF YOU DON'T
SEE IT THAT WAY,
770
00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:47,200
YOU CAN JUST GET
THE FUCK OUT.
771
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:49,234
[ Sniffling ]
772
00:38:17,501 --> 00:38:18,467
[ Slamming of door ]
773
00:38:20,334 --> 00:38:21,300
[ Sniffling ]
774
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,801
THIS IS COOL
SHIT, DUDE,
775
00:38:24,801 --> 00:38:26,267
BUT I COULD'VE
SAVED YOU
SOME BUCKS.
776
00:38:26,267 --> 00:38:28,968
YEAH, RUNNING FOR
THE DOOR WHILE
YOU DISTRACT
THE SALESPERSON
777
00:38:28,968 --> 00:38:30,501
IS NOT EXACTLY
MY STYLE.
778
00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:33,167
All:
SURPRISE!
779
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,501
[ Cheering ]
780
00:38:43,634 --> 00:38:44,834
WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO SAY SOMETHING?
781
00:38:46,534 --> 00:38:47,767
WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?
782
00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:49,100
SWEET KID,
ISN'T HE?
783
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,667
Michael:
IT'S A...
784
00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:52,234
IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY.
785
00:38:52,234 --> 00:38:53,934
FOR WHO?
786
00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:55,868
Ben:
FOR YOU. IT'S
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
787
00:38:55,868 --> 00:38:57,767
NOW, COME
SAY HELLO.
788
00:38:57,767 --> 00:38:59,901
THIS IS MELANIE
AND LINDSAY.
789
00:38:59,901 --> 00:39:00,901
AND GUS.
790
00:39:00,901 --> 00:39:02,300
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
791
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:03,634
Michael:
AND THIS IS
UNCLE VIC.
792
00:39:03,634 --> 00:39:04,634
AW-W.
793
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,601
[ Laughter ]
794
00:39:06,968 --> 00:39:08,434
Michael:
I HOPE YOU
LIKE CHOCOLATE.
795
00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:10,200
I MADE IT MYSELF.
796
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,567
IT'S A
BETTY CROCKER
GOLDEN FUDGE,
797
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:15,167
THE SAME KIND
I USED TO MAKE
FOR YOU, HONEY.
798
00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:17,634
Various:
AW. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
799
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:19,801
Ben:
ALL RIGHT.
800
00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:23,067
READY TO BLOW?
801
00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:24,367
BET YOU NEVER
HEARD THAT BEFORE.
802
00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:25,801
[ Laughter ]
803
00:39:25,801 --> 00:39:27,334
BETTER HURRY.
THE CANDLES
ARE MELTING.
804
00:39:27,334 --> 00:39:30,167
Melanie:
ONE, TWO, THREE...
805
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,334
Michael:
WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT!
806
00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:32,667
YOU HAVE TO
MAKE A WISH.
807
00:39:34,234 --> 00:39:35,334
FOR WHAT?
808
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,834
SOMETHING
YOU WANT.
809
00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:37,801
MORE THAN
ANYTHING.
810
00:39:39,767 --> 00:39:40,734
Michael:
HMM.
811
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,601
[ Cheering/clapping ]
812
00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:54,267
Debbie:
ALL RIGHT!
813
00:39:57,901 --> 00:39:59,601
[ Mixed chatter ]
814
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:05,634
SORRY I'M LATE
FOR THE SURPRISE.
815
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:08,501
TED KICKED ME OUT.
816
00:40:10,501 --> 00:40:11,901
OH, EM. I'M SORRY.
817
00:40:13,567 --> 00:40:15,300
I TRIED, MICHAEL.
818
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,367
I SWEAR I DID.
I KNOW YOU
DID. I KNOW.
819
00:40:17,367 --> 00:40:19,033
THERE WAS NOTHING
I COULD DO.
820
00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,634
Ben:
CHEERS.
821
00:40:21,634 --> 00:40:22,934
Debbie:
[ Laughing ]
YEAH, YOU TOO.
822
00:40:24,634 --> 00:40:26,834
COME, COME ON,
COME ON, JOIN US.
823
00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:29,767
THE LAST THING
YOU NEED AT A
FESTIVE OCCASION
824
00:40:29,767 --> 00:40:32,934
IS A GUEST ON THE
VERGE OF A NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN SO...
825
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,701
BESIDES, I, UH,
826
00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,267
NEED TO FIND A
PLACE TO LIVE.
827
00:40:38,868 --> 00:40:40,100
Melanie:
YOU CAN STAY
WITH US.
828
00:40:41,801 --> 00:40:44,167
THAT IS, IF
YOU DON'T MIND
A ROWDY TWO-
YEAR OLD.
829
00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:45,801
AND A CRANKY
PREGNANT LADY.
830
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,868
AFTER WHAT I
SAID TO YOU?
831
00:40:48,868 --> 00:40:50,734
NO WORSE
THAN WHAT I
CALLED YOU.
832
00:40:53,067 --> 00:40:54,000
YOU WERE RIGHT.
833
00:40:55,701 --> 00:40:57,567
I AM JUST A
SILLY FAGGOT.
834
00:40:57,567 --> 00:40:59,434
NO.
835
00:40:59,434 --> 00:41:01,434
YOU STOOD BESIDE
YOUR PARTNER,
836
00:41:01,434 --> 00:41:03,767
NO MATTER WHAT
ANYONE SAID,
837
00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:06,300
AND THAT MAKES
YOU A VERY LOYAL,
838
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,701
VERY BRAVE
FAGGOT.
839
00:41:14,534 --> 00:41:16,701
Debbie:
THAT WAS ONE
HELL OF A
SURPRISE PARTY.
840
00:41:16,701 --> 00:41:17,734
Ben:
THANKS, DEB.
841
00:41:17,734 --> 00:41:19,534
Michael:
YEAH, MOM.
842
00:41:19,534 --> 00:41:21,234
Debbie:
WOULDN'T YOU
SAY SO, HUNTER?
843
00:41:21,234 --> 00:41:23,200
IT WAS ONE
HELL OF A
SURPRISE.
844
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,601
HUH?
845
00:41:24,601 --> 00:41:25,767
RIGHT ON.
846
00:41:25,767 --> 00:41:27,634
AND YOUR CAKE
WAS SUPERB.
847
00:41:27,634 --> 00:41:28,834
THANKS.
848
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,334
YOU'RE A GOOD
MAN, MICHAEL.
849
00:41:31,434 --> 00:41:32,834
I AM?
850
00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:34,834
I WOULDN'T
SAY SO IF IT
WASN'T TRUE.
851
00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:40,067
VIC, FOR CHRIST'S
SAKES, WHAT'S
TAKING YOU SO LONG?
852
00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:41,767
I'M WAITING FOR YOU.
853
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:42,767
OH.
854
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:43,734
[ Laughter ]
855
00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:47,567
OKAY.
856
00:41:47,567 --> 00:41:49,000
BYE, HONEY.
BYE-BYE.
857
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,200
THANK YOU.
MMM.
858
00:41:52,334 --> 00:41:54,133
Debbie:
THANKS, BABY.
BYE.
859
00:41:54,133 --> 00:41:56,133
SEE YA.
Debbie:
I LOVE YOU.
860
00:41:56,133 --> 00:41:57,067
I LOVE YOU.
861
00:42:02,467 --> 00:42:05,467
AH.
DID YOU HEAR
WHAT MY MOM SAID?
862
00:42:05,467 --> 00:42:07,033
THAT YOU'RE
A GOOD MAN?
863
00:42:07,033 --> 00:42:08,267
I COULD'VE
TOLD YOU THAT.
864
00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:15,133
HMM.
865
00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:18,834
YOU GOT SOME
PRETTY NEAT STUFF.
866
00:42:23,267 --> 00:42:24,200
ARE YOU GOING OUT?
867
00:42:26,734 --> 00:42:27,901
MAYBE LATER.
868
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:32,367
869
00:42:32,367 --> 00:42:34,300
SO THE GUY'S DEAD.
870
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:35,834
THAT ONLY PROVES
THAT HE DID IT,
871
00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:37,501
AND THAT'S WHY HE
KILLED HIMSELF.
872
00:42:37,501 --> 00:42:38,734
TO AVOID DISGRACE
873
00:42:38,734 --> 00:42:40,100
AND TO PROTECT STOCKWELL,
874
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,868
WHO I SUSPECT HE
SECRETLY LOVED.
[ Chuckling ]
875
00:42:41,868 --> 00:42:45,067
LEAVE IT TO A
QUEEN TO TURN
ANYTHING INTO
A DRAMA.
876
00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:46,501
WHAT ELSE
COULD IT BE?
877
00:42:46,501 --> 00:42:48,734
WE'LL NEVER
KNOW. HE'LL
NEVER TELL.
878
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,300
SO IT'S OVER?
879
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,868
YEAH. IT'S OVER.
NO, IT'S...
880
00:42:52,868 --> 00:42:53,868
NAH. IT CAN'T
BE OVER.
881
00:42:55,634 --> 00:42:57,901
THIS TIME,
NEXT WEEK,
882
00:42:57,901 --> 00:42:59,801
STOCKWELL
WILL BE MAYOR...
883
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,834
AND I'LL BE
COLLECTING
UNEMPLOYMENT.
884
00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:05,200
WELL, I WILL BE
ON THE STREET...
885
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,734
PEDDLING MY ASS OR MY ART,
886
00:43:07,734 --> 00:43:09,133
WHICHEVER MAKES
MORE MONEY.
887
00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:11,267
YEAH, WELL, DON'T
SPEND TOO MUCH
ON FRAMING.
888
00:43:13,834 --> 00:43:15,267
THEY SUSPENDED ME.
889
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,467
[ Scoffing ]
890
00:43:18,467 --> 00:43:21,334
OH, DON'T LOOK
SO DISAPPOINTED.
891
00:43:21,334 --> 00:43:23,267
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO PAY FOR
MY EDUCATION
ANY MORE.
892
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,534
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING
TO APOLOGIZE.
893
00:43:26,534 --> 00:43:27,801
I DID
APOLOGIZE,
894
00:43:27,801 --> 00:43:30,467
BUT THEN THEY
WANTED ME TO
APOLOGIZE TO HIM,
895
00:43:30,467 --> 00:43:31,734
AND I COULDN'T.
896
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,667
I COULDN'T SAY
"I'M SORRY"
897
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:35,234
TO SOMEONE WHO'D
RATHER SEE ME DEAD...
898
00:43:35,234 --> 00:43:37,267
ALL OF US DEAD
899
00:43:37,267 --> 00:43:40,067
THAN BE PART OF HIS
"FAMILY FRIENDLY" WORLD.
900
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:47,968
[ Groaning ]
SO YOU SACRIFICED
EVERYTHING.
901
00:43:47,968 --> 00:43:49,067
[ Sniffling ]
902
00:43:49,067 --> 00:43:51,300
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO
FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN.
903
00:43:51,300 --> 00:44:07,200
904
00:44:10,901 --> 00:44:13,534
♪ YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD
WITH OLD EYES ♪
905
00:44:13,534 --> 00:44:15,234
♪ CYNICAL AND SENSIBLE ♪
906
00:44:15,234 --> 00:44:18,267
♪ ALWAYS FULL
OF SURPRISES ♪
907
00:44:18,267 --> 00:44:21,133
♪ YOU TRAVEL
FAR AND WIDE ♪
908
00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:22,601
♪ LOOKING FOR
THE FEELING ♪
909
00:44:22,601 --> 00:44:25,400
♪ LOST INSIDE OF YOU ♪
910
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,567
♪ THEY DON'T
UNDERSTAND YOU ♪
911
00:44:28,567 --> 00:44:31,467
♪ NO, UNTIL
IT'S TOO LATE ♪
912
00:44:32,634 --> 00:44:36,934
♪ WITH EVERYTHING
THEY'VE HANDED YOU ♪
913
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♪ ON A SILVER PLATE ♪
914
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♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
915
00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:46,934
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY ♪
916
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:53,067
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
917
00:44:53,067 --> 00:44:55,334
♪ COVER YOUR EYES ♪
918
00:44:55,334 --> 00:44:58,667
♪ ARE YOU HUNGRY ♪
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
919
00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:02,601
♪ FOR A LITTLE MORE THAN
WHAT YOU'VE HAD BEFORE ♪
920
00:45:02,601 --> 00:45:06,033
♪ ARE YOU HUNGRY ♪
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
921
00:45:06,033 --> 00:45:08,801
♪ FOR A TASTE OF LIFE
WHET YOUR APPETITE ♪
922
00:45:09,868 --> 00:45:11,534
♪ ARE YOU HUNGRY ♪
923
00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:15,200
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
924
00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:19,634
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
925
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,701
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
926
00:45:21,701 --> 00:45:23,400
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
927
00:45:25,133 --> 00:45:28,968
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
928
00:45:28,968 --> 00:45:30,868
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
929
00:45:30,868 --> 00:45:34,534
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
930
00:45:34,534 --> 00:45:36,267
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
931
00:45:38,067 --> 00:45:47,234
932
00:45:47,234 --> 00:45:51,734
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
933
00:45:51,734 --> 00:45:55,434
MOO!
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRYHUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
934
00:45:55,434 --> 00:45:57,634
♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪
935
00:45:57,634 --> 00:46:09,534
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