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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:03,501 ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR, 2 00:00:03,501 --> 00:00:05,400 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,601 SHAKE IT, DUDE. 4 00:00:06,601 --> 00:00:21,901 5 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:34,367 Man 1: [ On video ] I'D LIKE TO SEE 6 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,667 THE DEFENDANT IN MY CHAMBERS... 7 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:36,834 PRIVATELY. 8 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:38,567 Man 2: YES, YOUR HONOUR. 9 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:40,901 Man 1: THIS IS PROVING TO BE A DIFFICULT CASE. 10 00:00:40,901 --> 00:00:42,234 THE JURY IS HUNG, 11 00:00:42,234 --> 00:00:44,968 AND FOR THE RECORD, YOUR JUDGE IS ALSO HUNG. 12 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:49,234 THERE SEEMS TO BE A BIG HOLE IN YOUR DEFENCE, 13 00:00:49,234 --> 00:00:52,667 AND I'D PERSONALLY LIKE TO PROBE INTO IT A LITTLE DEEPER. 14 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:53,801 IS THAT CLEAR? 15 00:00:53,801 --> 00:00:55,100 Man 2: YES, SIR. 16 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,667 WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE. 17 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:57,834 Man 2: YES, SIR. 18 00:00:57,834 --> 00:01:00,367 Man 1: OH YEAH, THAT'S IT... 19 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:01,968 Melanie: WITH ALL DUE RE- SPECT, YOUR HONOUR, 20 00:01:01,968 --> 00:01:05,100 $100,000 BAIL FEELS UNDULY HARSH. 21 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:07,367 THE RECORDS CLEARLY SHOW THAT MR. SCHMIDT 22 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,801 HAS ALWAYS BEEN A LAW-ABIDING, 23 00:01:09,801 --> 00:01:11,067 TAX-PAYING CITIZEN 24 00:01:11,067 --> 00:01:13,133 TRYING TO OPERATE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS. 25 00:01:13,133 --> 00:01:16,133 IF YOU CALL AN UNSAVOURY, HOMOSEXUAL PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE 26 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:18,534 A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS. 27 00:01:18,534 --> 00:01:21,334 [ Whispering ] AS IF THAT TROLL'S NEVER BEEN TO A PORN SITE. 28 00:01:21,334 --> 00:01:23,767 YOUR HONOUR, MR. SCHMIDT WAS EXTREMELY DILIGENT 29 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:26,000 IN KEEPING HIS BUSINESS STRICTLY UP TO CODE. 30 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,868 HE HAD NO IDEA THAT HIS EMPLOYEE, 31 00:01:27,868 --> 00:01:31,300 EDWARD STEWART MALONE, WAS A MINOR. 32 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,868 Judge: WHILE IT IS THIS COURT'S OBLIGATION 33 00:01:32,868 --> 00:01:36,000 TO UPHOLD MR. SCHMIDT'S RIGHT TO OPERATE HIS BUSINESS OF CHOICE, 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,667 HOWEVER UNSAVOURY, MR. ROLLINS. 35 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,367 THIS COURT WILL NOT TOLERATE IGNORANCE 36 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,367 WHEN IT COMES TO THE CORRUPTION OF A MINOR. 37 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:44,868 IT WILL ENSURE THAT MR. SCHMIDT 38 00:01:44,868 --> 00:01:48,267 IS PUNISHED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. 39 00:01:49,701 --> 00:01:51,334 [ Shuffling of papers ] 40 00:01:51,334 --> 00:01:52,667 Judge: NEXT CASE. 41 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:55,634 Bailiff: THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA VERSUS JOAQUIM. 42 00:01:58,501 --> 00:01:59,968 I WAS BRILLIANT! 43 00:01:59,968 --> 00:02:01,667 I KNEW YOU WOULD BE. 44 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:03,367 THE AUDIENCE WAS SCEPTICAL AT FIRST. 45 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:04,968 OF COURSE, I DON'T BLAME THEM. 46 00:02:04,968 --> 00:02:06,834 THAT ALL CHANGED ONCE YOU BEGAN TO PLAY. 47 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:08,968 I KICKED ASS ON THE CADENZA, 48 00:02:08,968 --> 00:02:12,000 THE ANDANTE WAS PERHAPS A TAD TOO CON MOTO, 49 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,601 BUT BY THE FINAL ALLEGRO... 50 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:16,367 THE AUDIENCE WAS TRANSFIXED, TRANSPORTED. 51 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:19,234 THEY EVEN GAVE ME... A STANDING OVATION. 52 00:02:19,234 --> 00:02:21,534 AND THIS HUGE BOUQUET OF... WHITE ROSES. 53 00:02:21,534 --> 00:02:23,701 BLACK COFFEE PLEASE. COMING UP. 54 00:02:23,701 --> 00:02:24,634 I WAS THERE. 55 00:02:26,601 --> 00:02:28,467 YOU... WERE THERE? 56 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:30,868 I COULDN'T MISS YOUR DEBUT, SO I BORROWED DAPHNE'S CAR. 57 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:32,634 THERE YOU GO. 58 00:02:32,634 --> 00:02:34,501 YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY TO HARRISBURG? 59 00:02:34,501 --> 00:02:35,534 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 60 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:37,167 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PISSED. 61 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,667 BESIDES, YOUR AGENT WAS ALL OVER YOU, 62 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:40,400 SO I JUST WATCHED. 63 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,701 WHAT DID YOU SEE? 64 00:02:41,701 --> 00:02:44,701 YOU, TALKING TO YOUR WORSHIPFUL ADMIRERS. 65 00:02:44,701 --> 00:02:45,934 WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE RESCUED ME. 66 00:02:45,934 --> 00:02:47,367 HEY, YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND, 67 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,634 ESPECIALLY THAT CUTE GUY. 68 00:02:49,634 --> 00:02:50,567 WHAT CUTE GUY? 69 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:53,367 THE ONE YOU LEFT WITH. 70 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:57,534 OH, HIM? HE WAS A MUSIC STUDENT. 71 00:02:57,534 --> 00:03:00,434 HE WANTED TO PICK MY BRAINS, THAT'S ALL. 72 00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:03,100 THAT'S ALL? YEAH, WE TALKED ABOUT GRAD SCHOOLS. 73 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,501 I DON'T EVEN THINK HE WAS GAY. 74 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:07,367 FROM WHERE I WAS STANDING, 75 00:03:07,367 --> 00:03:09,934 IT LOOKED LIKE HE KNEW HOW TO BLOW MORE THAN A TRUMPET. 76 00:03:09,934 --> 00:03:12,100 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JEALOUS. 77 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:13,868 I'M NOT JEALOUS. 78 00:03:13,868 --> 00:03:15,534 THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK I WAS INTERESTED? 79 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,968 WELL, I REMEMBER ANOTHER YOUNG ADMIRER 80 00:03:18,968 --> 00:03:20,501 WHO CAME UP TO YOU AFTERWARDS, 81 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,968 TO TELL YOU HOW AMAZING YOU WERE. 82 00:03:22,968 --> 00:03:27,234 LOOK, FANS ARE GOING TO WANT TO MEET ME. 83 00:03:27,234 --> 00:03:30,667 WOMEN, GUYS, THEY'RE GOING TO WANT TO TALK, TO FLIRT. 84 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:32,868 THEY'RE GOING TO THINK I'M SEXY... 85 00:03:32,868 --> 00:03:34,634 I NOTICED. 86 00:03:34,634 --> 00:03:36,767 BUT THAT'S JUST PART OF THE DEAL. 87 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,501 WE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 88 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:42,834 NOW, WHATEVER THE BULLSHIT, 89 00:03:42,834 --> 00:03:45,634 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I LOVE, 90 00:03:45,634 --> 00:03:47,400 THE ONLY ONE I PLAY FOR. 91 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,634 SORRY, BABY, I GOTTA PEE! 92 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,634 [ Running of shower ] 93 00:03:58,701 --> 00:04:00,300 THE DINER CALLED, I HAVE TO GO IN EARLY 94 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,834 AND TAKE OVER FOR BETTY. 95 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,634 HERE I JUST GOT OFF THE LATE SHIFT. 96 00:04:07,901 --> 00:04:09,434 JESUS CHRIST. 97 00:04:09,434 --> 00:04:10,667 VIC, IT... IT'S TED, 98 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,033 HE'S ON THE FRONT PAGE! 99 00:04:15,501 --> 00:04:17,434 HOLY SHIT, THEY'VE ARRESTED HIM. 100 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,501 VIC? 101 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:22,834 VIC! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 102 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:24,300 YOU GOT WATER IN YOUR EARS? 103 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,000 [ Shriek ] [ Gasp ] 104 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,200 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 105 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,901 UM, MORNING, SIS. 106 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:33,467 I SEE YOU'VE MET RODNEY. 107 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,801 THIS PORN BUST GOT ME A LOT OF ATTENTION. 108 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,634 AND A NICE BUMP IN THE POLLS. 109 00:04:41,634 --> 00:04:44,300 THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU SOME FODDER FOR YOUR NEXT SPOT. 110 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,801 TELL ME, BRIAN, YOU GOT ANY KIDS? 111 00:04:46,801 --> 00:04:49,167 [ Sniffing ] YEAH,A SON. 112 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:51,467 THEN I'M SURE YOU SHARE EVERY PARENT'S CONCERN 113 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:53,534 THAT HE MIGHT COME ACROSS SOME PORN SITE 114 00:04:53,534 --> 00:04:56,067 LIKE THIS SCUMBAG, SCHMIDT, WAS RUNNING. 115 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:58,767 [ Sniffing ] HE'S ONLY TWO. 116 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:01,300 THE POINT IS, JIM MADE A PROMISE TO THE VOTERS 117 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,400 TO MAKE THIS CITY FAMILY FRIENDLY. 118 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,267 HE INTENDS TO KEEP IT. 119 00:05:05,267 --> 00:05:07,000 YOU'LL SOON DIS- COVER THE CHIEF'S A MAN OF HIS WORD. 120 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,501 I'M FINDING THAT OUT. 121 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:09,767 Dominic: JUST LOOK AT THIS STREET. 122 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,400 BACK ROOMS, BATHHOUSES... 123 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,000 IT'S A VERITABLE BREEDING GROUND 124 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,767 FOR EVERY FORM OF SEXUALLY TRANS- MITTED DISEASE. 125 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:16,968 BUT WITH YOUR HELP... 126 00:05:18,434 --> 00:05:20,968 WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN IT UP. 127 00:05:20,968 --> 00:05:22,901 Nancy: AND IN THE PROCESS, WIN THE ELECTION. 128 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,634 Jim: BY THE WAY, YOU PLAY RACQUETBALL? 129 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:30,234 YEAH, I LOVE RACQUETBALL. 130 00:05:31,701 --> 00:05:32,868 GOOD. 131 00:05:32,868 --> 00:05:34,033 MEET ME AT THE ATHLETIC CLUB, 132 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,200 TOMORROW NIGHT, ABOUT 8:00. 133 00:05:36,334 --> 00:05:37,868 I'LL WHIP YOUR ASS. 134 00:05:37,868 --> 00:05:39,000 [ Patting of arm ] 135 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:42,868 [ Closing of car door ] 136 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:51,334 [ Moaning ] 137 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:00,801 OH... SHIT, SHIT SHIT, SHIT! OH GOD. 138 00:06:00,801 --> 00:06:01,801 OH, DID YOU COME? 139 00:06:01,801 --> 00:06:03,400 NO-NO-NO-NO, THANK GOD. 140 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,400 OH... WHAT? 141 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,334 THE CONDOM BROKE. 142 00:06:09,234 --> 00:06:10,167 LOOK, NO. 143 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,701 NO, DON'T. 144 00:06:14,701 --> 00:06:15,634 KEEP GOING. 145 00:06:17,934 --> 00:06:19,100 WHAT? 146 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,968 I SAID, KEEP GOING. I DON'T CARE. 147 00:06:20,968 --> 00:06:22,367 BUT, MIKE... MICHAEL, YOU COULD GET... 148 00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:24,434 I DON'T CARE. 149 00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:25,434 FUCK ME! 150 00:06:25,434 --> 00:06:28,734 OH... GOD! [ Groaning ] 151 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:31,601 MICHAEL! OH, MICHAEL. MIKE... 152 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:33,667 Debbie: [ Voice echoing ] MICHAEL... MICHAEL? 153 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,033 [ Ringing of bell ] 154 00:06:35,033 --> 00:06:36,701 HUH! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DID 155 00:06:36,701 --> 00:06:37,934 WHEN YOU WERE 12 YEARS OLD, 156 00:06:37,934 --> 00:06:39,868 DAYDREAMING ABOUT YOU AND CAPTAIN ASTRO 157 00:06:39,868 --> 00:06:42,801 FLYING OFF TO SOME INCREDIBLE NEW ADVENTURE... 158 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:44,501 OR TO FUCK. 159 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:47,067 SO WHERE'S BEN? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR DAYS. 160 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:49,334 HE'S JUST GOT A HEAVY WORKLOAD AT SCHOOL, THAT'S ALL. 161 00:06:49,334 --> 00:06:50,334 MM-HMM. 162 00:06:51,834 --> 00:06:54,400 WELL, IF IT ISN'T CASANOVA! 163 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,033 YOUR UNCLE HAS A BOYFRIEND, 164 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:57,701 AND WELL HUNG TOO, 165 00:06:57,701 --> 00:06:59,467 AT LEAST FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING. 166 00:06:59,467 --> 00:07:01,234 WE'VE ONLY GONE OUT A FEW TIMES. 167 00:07:01,234 --> 00:07:02,801 THEY HAD A SLEEP- OVER LAST NIGHT. 168 00:07:02,801 --> 00:07:04,467 THAT'S GREAT, UNCLE VIC. 169 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,033 TRY MIRACULOUS. 170 00:07:06,033 --> 00:07:08,434 I THOUGHT I WAS DESTINED TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE 171 00:07:08,434 --> 00:07:09,868 DATING MY RIGHT HAND. 172 00:07:09,868 --> 00:07:12,167 Debbie: SO WHEN DO I GET TO MEET HIM WITH HIS CLOTHES ON? 173 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:14,801 I'VE INVITED HIM FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. WOO! 174 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,400 THOUGHT I'D MAKE A TURDUCKEN. 175 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,467 A WHAT? 176 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:18,934 TURDUCKEN. 177 00:07:18,934 --> 00:07:21,567 YOU TAKE A CHICKEN, YOU STUFF IT UP A DUCK, 178 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,200 THEN STUFF THAT UP A TURKEY. 179 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,667 KIND OF LIKE A THREE- WAY, BUT WITH POULTRY. [ Chuckling ] 180 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:26,968 YOU AND BEN HAVE TO COME TOO. 181 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,634 DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THE ENTIRE FAMILY THERE? 182 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:32,100 WELL, WHAT GOOD'S A FAMILY IF WE CAN'T MAKE YOU SQUIRM? 183 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,334 [ Ringing of bell ] Man: HEY, DEB, YOUR ORDER'S UP. 184 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:36,167 WOULD YOU LAY OFF THAT FUCKIN' BELL? 185 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:37,534 THIS ISN'T A PRIZE FIGHT. 186 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:39,968 EXCUSE ME. 187 00:07:42,801 --> 00:07:44,300 [ Ringing of telephone ] 188 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,834 THANK GOD MY MOTHER'LL NEVER SEE THIS. 189 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,033 DID SHE DIE? 190 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:49,634 NO, SHE NEVER READS A NEWSPAPER. 191 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:52,968 [ Ringing of telephone ] 192 00:07:54,634 --> 00:07:55,934 HELLO? 193 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,033 MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING? 194 00:07:58,534 --> 00:07:59,601 ONE MOMENT. 195 00:08:00,801 --> 00:08:01,868 IT'S YOUR MOTHER. 196 00:08:05,634 --> 00:08:06,601 HI, MOM. 197 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,000 OH, NOT BAD, AND YOU? 198 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:12,501 OH, YOU DID? 199 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:16,367 YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD PICTURE. 200 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:17,534 NO, LOOK... LOOK, IT'S JU... 201 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:18,601 JUST A MISUNDER- STANDING, MOM. 202 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:19,534 IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. 203 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,367 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 204 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:24,200 I-I-I'LL CALL YOU LATER... 205 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,167 AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS. 206 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:29,434 SHE'S GOING TO NEED 'EM. 207 00:08:30,501 --> 00:08:32,634 "GAY PORN KING"? 208 00:08:32,634 --> 00:08:34,634 I HAVE ONE LOUSY LITTLE WEBSITE... 209 00:08:34,634 --> 00:08:35,701 AND WHO DO THEY SINGLE OUT? 210 00:08:35,701 --> 00:08:37,801 ME. GOD. 211 00:08:37,801 --> 00:08:39,634 AFTER I WAS SO CAREFUL TO CHECK 212 00:08:39,634 --> 00:08:41,801 AND DOUBLE-CHECK FOR EVERY POSSIBLE INFRACTION... 213 00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:44,267 EXCEPT FOR ONE. 214 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,434 EDDIE. 215 00:08:47,434 --> 00:08:48,901 THERE HE WAS, THE WHOLE TIME, 216 00:08:48,901 --> 00:08:52,067 RIGHT BY MY SIDE, WITH HIS PHONEY I.D. 217 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:53,801 IT'S A PLOT WORTHY OF PUCCINI. 218 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,367 Emmett: TEDDY, PLEASE, 219 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,434 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL NEED YOUR MOTHER'S MEDICATION. 220 00:08:57,434 --> 00:08:59,901 HUH, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 221 00:08:59,901 --> 00:09:03,000 I'M GOING TO WIND UP ONE OF THOSE ECCENTRIC CONVICTS YOU READ ABOUT. 222 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,968 THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN MY CELL DOOR 40 YEARS FROM NOW 223 00:09:04,968 --> 00:09:07,501 AND ALL THE WALLS ARE GOING TO BE COVERED WITH EQUATIONS AND LOGARITHMS... 224 00:09:07,501 --> 00:09:09,834 IN TEENY, TINY SCRAWL. 225 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,167 WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR BEST 226 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,701 TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 227 00:09:12,701 --> 00:09:15,334 BUT IT WON'T BE EASY. 228 00:09:15,334 --> 00:09:17,200 STOCKWELL IS OUT FOR BLOOD. 229 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,934 HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU AN EXAMPLE 230 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,400 IN HIS CAMPAIGN AGAINST PORN, DRUGS AND SEX. 231 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:24,000 EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR. 232 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:27,934 THERE MUST BE SOMEONE YOU KNOW WHO COULD PULL A FEW STRINGS, 233 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,834 PUT IN A KIND WORD ON MY BEHALF. 234 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,767 UH, THERE'S SOME- ONE WE ALL KNOW. 235 00:09:33,234 --> 00:09:34,167 BRIAN. 236 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:38,100 I'M A DEAD MAN. 237 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,634 YOU HATE IT. 238 00:09:46,634 --> 00:09:48,868 I DON'T... I DON'T HATE IT. 239 00:09:48,868 --> 00:09:51,601 IT'S JUST, WELL, I DIDN'T PICTURE HIM LOOKING QUITE SO... 240 00:09:53,267 --> 00:09:55,234 SO WHAT? EVIL. 241 00:09:55,234 --> 00:09:57,000 WELL, YOU SAID THE SECRET POTION 242 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,133 HE'S TAKING TO MAKE HIMSELF INVINCIBLE HAS WARPED HIS MIND. 243 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:02,634 YEAH, BUT UNDERNEATH, HE'S STILL A HERO, 244 00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:04,400 A GOOD GUY, AND HE WILL BE AGAIN, 245 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,467 ONCE ZEPHYR BLOWS SOME SENSE INTO HIS HEAD. 246 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,667 HEY, GUYS. 247 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:11,601 HI. HEY, BEN. 248 00:10:12,968 --> 00:10:15,000 WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? 249 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,834 WORKING ON THE SECOND ISSUE. 250 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,634 YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH THIS VILLAIN... 251 00:10:18,634 --> 00:10:20,033 IT'S NOT A VILLAIN. 252 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:21,067 A FALLEN HERO. 253 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,000 HIS NAME IS JUICE PIG. 254 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:24,300 OH? 255 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,067 HE'S SORT OF A JEKYLL AND HYDE CHARACTER. 256 00:10:26,067 --> 00:10:28,234 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES HE'S CHARMING AND KIND, 257 00:10:28,234 --> 00:10:30,167 AND OTHER TIMES... 258 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,167 HE'S A MONSTER. 259 00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:33,667 WONDER WHERE YOU GOT THAT IDEA. 260 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,234 SO, UH, DEB TELLS ME THAT ETHAN WAS A BIG HIT. 261 00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:40,200 YUP, HE GOT RAVE REVIEWS... 262 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,601 AND A BOOKING WITH THE BUFFALO SYMPHONY. 263 00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:43,734 THAT IS GREAT. 264 00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:48,701 I'LL GIVE THESE ANOTHER SHOT. 265 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,200 THANKS. 266 00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:55,667 SEE YA. 267 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,634 Ben: SEE YOU, JUSTIN. I'LL GET THE DOOR. 268 00:10:58,734 --> 00:10:59,667 BYE. 269 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:02,334 SO HOW WAS THE GYM? 270 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:05,434 OH, DID, UH, 315 ON THE BENCH PRESS. 271 00:11:05,434 --> 00:11:06,968 YOU COULD USE A PROTEIN SHAKE AFTER THAT. 272 00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:08,701 UM, I'LL MAKE IT. 273 00:11:10,634 --> 00:11:13,000 UM... BY THE WAY, 274 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,601 VIC INVITED US TO DINNER TOMORROW, 275 00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:18,033 TO MEET HIS NEW BOYFRIEND. 276 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:20,200 ROY AND I ARE WORKING LEGS TOMORROW NIGHT. 277 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,467 WELL, COULDN'T YOU WORK LEGS EARLIER? 278 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:24,434 I TEACH EAR- LIER, MICHAEL. 279 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,467 PLUS I GOT TO MAKE SOME CALLS FOR PAUL'S MEMORIAL SERVICE. 280 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:28,767 I COULD HELP YOU. 281 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,968 HEY, NO OFFENCE, BUT IT'S NOT YOUR WORLD. 282 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,300 NEGATIVE. 283 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,234 AGAIN. 284 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,434 OH, HONEY, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 285 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,701 MOST WOMEN DON'T GET PREGNANT THEIR FIRST TRY. 286 00:11:47,701 --> 00:11:49,300 MM, I'M NOT MOST WOMEN. 287 00:11:50,901 --> 00:11:52,801 I'M USED TO HITTING A GRAND SLAM, 288 00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:54,067 FIRST TIME OUT OF THE BOX. 289 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,934 YOU MAY HAVE TO ADJUST YOUR THINKING. 290 00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:58,267 THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU IT USUALLY TAKES ABOUT TEN MONTHS. 291 00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,868 WHAT DO WE DO UNTIL THEN? 292 00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:03,067 WE COULD PICK OUT NAMES. IN THE JEWISH FAITH, 293 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:06,267 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NAME YOUR FIRST-BORN AFTER YOUR GRANDFATHER. 294 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,267 WHAT WAS YOUR GRAND- FATHER'S NAME? HYMAN. 295 00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:09,701 [ Laughing ] OH, NO! 296 00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:13,968 SHH, YOU'LL WAKE UP GUS. 297 00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,167 WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE? 298 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,167 HERMAN. 299 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,133 OH, I'M PRAYING FOR A GIRL. 300 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,534 [ Sigh ] 301 00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:38,067 LINZ? HMM? 302 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,267 DO YOU SUPPOSE IT'S OUT THERE? 303 00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,200 WHAT? 304 00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:45,400 OUR KID. 305 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:50,467 WAITING FOR US TO WILL IT INTO EXISTENCE. 306 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,534 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. 307 00:12:58,801 --> 00:12:59,734 WHO KNOWS? 308 00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:02,267 MAYBE. 309 00:13:08,701 --> 00:13:10,033 [ Whispering ] COME ON, KID. 310 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,400 GET HERE. 311 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:18,734 [ Beeping of car horn ] 312 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,767 [ Humming ] 313 00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,267 [ Sigh ] 314 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,267 WELL, AT LAST. 315 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,033 MY OWN PERSONAL STALKER. 316 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:34,868 HEY, THIS IS A... THIS IS A BEAUTY, BRI. 317 00:13:34,868 --> 00:13:36,300 FIRST CHANCE I'VE HAD TO SEE IT, 318 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,400 YOU KNOW, BUT THEN AGAIN, I... I'VE BEEN BUSY, 319 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,067 WHAT WITH THE NEW HOUSE AND WORK AND... 320 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,367 BEING ARRESTED AND GOING TO JAIL. 321 00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,801 YEAH, I SAW THE PAPERS. 322 00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:46,400 THAT'S AN AWFUL PICTURE. 323 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,167 I'D SUE. 324 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,767 YEAH, WELL MAYBE WHEN I'M IN THE BIG HOUSE 325 00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,434 I'LL STUDY LAW. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. OH. 326 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,033 LISTEN, BRI... 327 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,400 LOOK, YOUR FRIEND STOCKWELL, HE... 328 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,200 HE WANTS THE POWERS THAT BE TO THROW THE BOOK AT ME. 329 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,400 YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD PUT IN A WORD? 330 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,534 WHICH WORD WOULD YOU LIKE? 331 00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:03,901 "DON'T." 332 00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:05,601 SORRY, THEODORE, NO CAN DO. 333 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,601 PLEASE. 334 00:14:08,868 --> 00:14:10,300 I'M BEGGING YOU. 335 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,067 LOOK, I DO HIS TELEVISION SPOTS. 336 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,834 I'M NOT THE FUCKING D.A. I KNOW, 337 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,801 BUT YOU'VE GOT HIS EAR. HE MIGHT LISTEN TO YOU. 338 00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:17,033 WELL, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO 339 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,100 THAT WOULD BE OVERSTEPPING THE BOUNDS. 340 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,300 SINCE WHEN DO YOU EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OVERSTEPPING THE BOUNDS? 341 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,067 YOU WERE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO CROSS THEM. 342 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,234 IT'S BUSINESS. 343 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,501 BUSINESS. 344 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,434 RIGHT, OF COURSE. 345 00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,367 I UNDERSTAND. 346 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,167 YOU GO OFF TO YOUR MEETING. 347 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,634 DON'T SPEND ANOTHER SECOND 348 00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,234 WORRYING ABOUT A LITTLE PISHER LIKE ME. 349 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,033 HERE. 350 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,434 THERE YOU GO. [ Ignition of engine ] 351 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,067 DRIVE SAFELY NOW. 352 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,234 MOTHERFUCKER. 353 00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:50,901 [ Sniff ] 354 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:52,901 TRY THIS. 355 00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:58,067 SMELLS LIKE SOME GUYS I'VE GONE DOWN ON. 356 00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,267 THAT IS THE GROSSEST, MOST DISGUSTING THING 357 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,734 I'VE EVER HEARD. EW. THANKS. 358 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,968 I WANT SOME- THING TO GO WITH A BURGUNDY OR A MERLOT. 359 00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:07,367 OH, PLANNING A PARTY? FOR TWO. 360 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,901 CELEBRATE ETHAN'S TRIUM- PHANT RETURN... 361 00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:12,467 [ Sigh ] HAIL, CAESAR. 362 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,934 AND TO SUPPLICATE MYSELF AT HIS FEET 363 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,434 FOR THINKING HE WAS FUCKING AROUND ON ME. 364 00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:18,467 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT COMES FROM LIVING WITH BRIAN. 365 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:21,000 OKAY, CORRECTION. BRIAN DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ON YOU. 366 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,234 YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALWAYS HONEST, 367 00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:24,234 RIGHT FROM THE START. 368 00:15:24,234 --> 00:15:25,701 [ Sniffing ] 369 00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:28,033 THIS MIGHT BE NICE WITH A RICH, FULL-BODIED... 370 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:30,067 EGGPLANT. 371 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,033 I MEAN, IS THIS NOT A THING OF BEAUTY? 372 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,033 TOUCH IT. 373 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,067 STROKE IT. INSERT IT? 374 00:15:36,734 --> 00:15:40,033 I CAN'T HELP IT IF EVERYTHING'S TAKEN ON A SEXUAL CONNOTATION 375 00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:42,100 EVER SINCE I MET RODNEY. 376 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,400 I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM. 377 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,133 I'M JUST... I'M SORRY BEN WON'T BE THERE. 378 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:47,534 I'M SURE HE HAS MORE IMPOR- TANT THINGS. 379 00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:48,968 GOING TO THE GYM. 380 00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:51,601 HE NEEDS TO SPEND MORE TIME AT THE GYM LIKE... 381 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,033 I NEED ASPARAGUS. 382 00:15:54,601 --> 00:15:56,434 EXCUSE ME? 383 00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:58,367 FOR THE SALAD. 384 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,367 A MEDLEY OF ARUGULA, ENDIVE, 385 00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,200 GRILLED ASPARAGUS AND SMOKED... 386 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,367 LLAMA. 387 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,601 WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. 388 00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:07,000 IT'S MADE OUT OF LLAMA'S MILK. 389 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,267 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 390 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,901 I MEAN, THAT I WAS ACTUALLY JEALOUS. 391 00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:15,567 I GUESS IT JUST PROVES HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM... 392 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,000 AND I DON'T JUST MEAN SEX EITHER. 393 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,367 IT'S MORE ROMANTIC. IT'S LIKE... 394 00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:23,400 BRAHMS OR... MAHLER. 395 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,067 UH-HUH. I KNOW. 396 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,334 I SOUND LIKE A GREAT BIG... 397 00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,067 CHEESEBALL! CHEESEBALL. 398 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:31,334 HERE, CATCH. 399 00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:33,734 UNCLE VIC, DID YOU HEAR ME? 400 00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:35,801 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I CAN PICK OUT PRODUCE 401 00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,200 AND LISTEN AT THE SAME TIME. 402 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,601 "HE'S ANGRY, HE'S CRUEL." 403 00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:41,133 HE'S NOT THE SAME BEN. 404 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,133 IT'S 'ROID RAGE, MICHAEL. I KNOW, 405 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,534 AND I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT. 406 00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:45,868 I'M JUST TIRED OF FEELING 407 00:16:45,868 --> 00:16:47,334 LIKE I COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND 408 00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:49,267 WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH 'CAUSE I'M NOT POSITIVE. 409 00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,367 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A BIT RAGEFUL YOURSELF. 410 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,567 I SAID NO INTERRUPTIONS. 411 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,067 THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE TO SEE YOU. 412 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,000 SAYS IT'S URGENT. 413 00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:10,033 MRS. TED SCHMIDT? 414 00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,567 YOU MIGHT HAVE CALLED FIRST. 415 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:28,133 IF I HAD, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN IN A MEETING, RIGHT? 416 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:36,434 SO, THIS IS THE INNER SANCTUM OF THE GREAT GOD KINNEY... 417 00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:40,534 WHERE MEN'S FATES ARE DECIDED. 418 00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:42,367 WHAT? DID THEODORE SEND YOU DOWN HERE 419 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,300 TO THROW YOURSELF ON MY MERCY? 420 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,234 HE DOESN'T KNOW I'M HERE... 421 00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:49,100 AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF THROWING MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY... 422 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,133 OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. 423 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,067 WHAT A RELIEF! 424 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:54,801 I CAN COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. 425 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,067 YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE, 426 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,033 THERE'S A VERY GOOD CHANCE HE'LL GO TO JAIL. 427 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:07,934 WELL, TELL HIM TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 428 00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:09,567 AT LEAST HE'LL GET FUCKED REGULARLY. 429 00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:14,501 I SUPPOSE THAT'S MEANT TO BE WITTY. 430 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:17,934 WE ALL KNOW ABOUT YOUR CHARMING SENSE OF HUMOUR... 431 00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:18,868 [ Closing of door ] 432 00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:21,534 BUT WE ALSO KNOW 433 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,367 THAT DEEP DOWN, YOU CARE ABOUT US, 434 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,300 EVEN THOUGH YOU'D NEVER ADMIT IT. 435 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,300 WHICH IS WHY I'VE COME... I ALREADY TOLD TED 436 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,334 THERE'S NOTHING... I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD HIM. 437 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,434 I ALSO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT TEDDY AND ME, 438 00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:35,767 THAT WE'RE JUST A... 439 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,834 COUPLE OF SILLY QUEENS SETTING UP HOUSE, 440 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,133 THAT IT'LL NEVER WORK. 441 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,400 WELL, THERE WAS A TIME 442 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,734 WHEN I WOULD'VE THOUGHT EXACTLY THE SAME THING. 443 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,167 BUT MIRACLE OF MIRACLES, 444 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,367 I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 445 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,801 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 446 00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:54,234 BECAUSE HE GIVES ME LOVE... 447 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,601 AND RESPECT. 448 00:18:57,934 --> 00:19:01,200 AND NOW IT IS MY TURN TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING BACK. 449 00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:06,100 NOW I SWORE TO MYSELF THIS WASN'T GOING TO WIND UP 450 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,467 AN OLD LANA TURNER MOVIE, 451 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:10,000 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE DIRECTION IT'S HEADED, 452 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,667 SO I'M GOING TO MAKE LANA PROUD. 453 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,767 PLEASE, BRIAN... 454 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,634 I AM BEGGING YOU. 455 00:19:23,234 --> 00:19:24,601 HELP HIM. 456 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,701 Debbie: VIC COOKS, I COOK, 457 00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,567 ALL THE GRASSIS ARE COOKS. 458 00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,501 NONNY, UH, THAT WAS OUR GRANDMOTHER, 459 00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:39,801 NONNY MADE CANNOLI THAT WAS... 460 00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:41,334 LIGHTER THAN AIR. 461 00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:43,133 BEFORE SHE DIED, SHE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED, 462 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,534 I SAID HER RECIPE. 463 00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:45,834 SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME. 464 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,767 SHE TOOK IT WITH HER RIGHT TO HER GRAVE. 465 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:50,334 WHICH IS WHY WE'RE HAVING POACHED PEARS... 466 00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:51,968 WITH ALMOND CREAM. 467 00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:53,467 OOH. Debbie: AH! 468 00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:54,901 AND HER GNOCCHI, 469 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,400 WELL, IF YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO MAKE IT, 470 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,567 YOU KNOW IT CAN COME OUT LIKE BULLETS. MA. 471 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,501 MA, WOULD YOU LET RODNEY TALK? 472 00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:02,734 WHO'S STOPPING HIM? 473 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,834 YOU SORT OF HAVE TO DIVE IN AROUND HERE. 474 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,167 YOU WERE TELLING US HOW YOU AND VIC MET. 475 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:08,367 A POZ MEN'S GROUP. 476 00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:10,667 MM-MMM. 477 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,901 AT A POZ MEN'S GROUP. 478 00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:15,934 WE SAW EACH OTHER ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM. 479 00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,234 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO, 480 00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:19,000 BUT SOME FRIENDS OF MINE CONVINCED ME 481 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,868 THAT I SHOULD MEET SOME POSITIVE MEN. 482 00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:22,534 WHY'S THAT? 483 00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,234 I'D BEEN DATING NEGATIVE MEN FOR A WHILE 484 00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:25,801 AND IT NEVER SEEMED TO WORK OUT. 485 00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,100 NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRIED, 486 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,467 THEY COULD NEVER REALLY UNDERSTAND 487 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:31,968 WHAT IT WAS LIKE LIVING WITH THIS THING... 488 00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:34,834 AND WITH VIC, THERE'S NO NEED TO EXPLAIN. 489 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,367 WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT EACH OTHER'S GOING THROUGH. 490 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,968 INSTEAD OF SEPARATING US, IT BROUGHT US CLOSER TOGETHER. 491 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,567 OF COURSE, NOT EVERY- ONE WHO'S POSITIVE 492 00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,467 FEELS THAT WAY. 493 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:48,968 YOU MIND IF I ASK, ARE YOU... 494 00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:49,968 Debbie: NO, HE ISN'T, 495 00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:51,467 BUT HIS BOYFRIEND IS. 496 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:54,300 OH, I'M SORRY. 497 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,767 I NEVER MEANT TO SAY THAT YOU... IT'S... IT'S OKAY. 498 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:58,634 I'M... I'M SURE THERE'RE A LOT OF THINGS 499 00:20:58,634 --> 00:20:59,601 I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND... 500 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,767 BUT IT'S NOT FOR A LACK OF TRYING. 501 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:22,968 502 00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:25,868 WOO! 503 00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,434 [ Chuckle/panting ] 504 00:21:31,267 --> 00:21:33,868 WHOO... DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET THE BOSS WIN? 505 00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,167 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 506 00:21:40,434 --> 00:21:43,234 SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY IT'S SMART. 507 00:21:43,234 --> 00:21:44,701 YEAH, WELL, SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID. 508 00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:49,667 WHY WOULD YOU TRUST ME IF I LET YOU WIN? 509 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,467 SCORE ANOTHER POINT. 510 00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:56,067 BESIDES, I DON'T LIKE TO LOSE. 511 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,200 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 512 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,767 YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THE STEAM ROOM? 513 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,334 LOVE TO. 514 00:22:09,534 --> 00:22:12,200 I ASKED THE D.A. TO FAST-TRACK THE SCHMIDT TRIAL 515 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,434 IN TIME FOR THE ELECTION. 516 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,400 I WAS ALSO THINKING... 517 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,000 WE SHOULD DO A TV SPOT WITH A BUNCH OF SCHOOL KIDS, 518 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,968 ON THE DANGERS OF PORN. 519 00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:24,767 YEAH, THE AD'S A GOOD IDEA. 520 00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:26,601 KEEP THE FAMILY- GUY IMAGE ALIVE... 521 00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:30,200 BUT... 522 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,334 THERE'S NOT MUCH I COULD DO WITH THIS TRIAL. 523 00:22:32,334 --> 00:22:33,467 IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS. 524 00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:35,400 YESTERDAY'S NEWS. 525 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,968 THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT ALIVE. 526 00:22:37,968 --> 00:22:40,701 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE SELLING LAST YEAR'S MODEL THAT... 527 00:22:40,701 --> 00:22:42,534 EVERYONE'S ALREADY SEEN IT. 528 00:22:42,534 --> 00:22:45,567 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ARRESTED O.J. [ Chuckling ] 529 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:47,901 THAT GUY'S A BUG. 530 00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:48,934 HE'S A SCHMUCK. 531 00:22:51,067 --> 00:22:52,567 HE DIDN'T EVEN KILL ANYBODY. 532 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:54,334 BUT IF WE COULD GET A CONVICTION... 533 00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:55,801 AH, THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING, 534 00:22:55,801 --> 00:22:58,167 AND YOUR OPPONENT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF GOING AFTER SOME SMALL-FRY 535 00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,467 TO GET THE FREE PUBLICITY, 536 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,567 THE PRESS'LL TURN HIM INTO A MARTYR. 537 00:23:01,567 --> 00:23:03,033 IT'S LIKE MY DEAR FATHER USED TO SAY, 538 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,167 IF YOU'RE GOING TO PICK ON SOMEONE, 539 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:05,701 PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE. 540 00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:09,434 SO WHERE DO WE GO NEXT? 541 00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:11,300 WELL, I'D SUGGEST THE SHOWERS. 542 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:17,834 YOU COMING? 543 00:23:19,434 --> 00:23:20,701 Brian: YEAH, IN A MINUTE. 544 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,000 TO THE NEW YORK PHIL. 545 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,801 AND THE LONDON PHIL, 546 00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:28,234 AND THE VIENNA PHIL, 547 00:23:28,234 --> 00:23:30,667 AND THE BERLIN PHIL AND THE... 548 00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,601 QUICK, NAME ANOTHER PHIL. 549 00:23:32,601 --> 00:23:33,634 PHIL FARNSWORTH? 550 00:23:33,634 --> 00:23:35,434 WE WERE IN THE SEVENTH GRADE TOGETHER. 551 00:23:35,434 --> 00:23:37,501 TO PHIL FARNSWORTH, WHEREVER HE MAY BE. 552 00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:42,200 MMM... MMM. 553 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:49,367 I LOVE YOUR MOUTH. AH? 554 00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:50,834 YOU DO? MM-HMM. 555 00:23:52,534 --> 00:23:55,067 YEAH, YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT LIPS. 556 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:56,901 SWALLOWING. 557 00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:01,701 OF COURSE, I LOVE THE REST OF YOU TOO, 558 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:04,634 BUT WHEN I WAS IN THAT HOTEL ROOM THE OTHER NIGHT, 559 00:24:04,634 --> 00:24:07,100 ALONE, JERKING OFF... 560 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,234 YOU WERE TOUCHING YOURSELF? YOU DIDN'T CALL ME? 561 00:24:09,234 --> 00:24:12,701 I WAS IMAG- INING YOU... 562 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,267 KISSING ME ALL OVER. 563 00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:18,734 SWEET... 564 00:24:18,734 --> 00:24:20,467 TENDAH KISSES... [ Chuckling ] 565 00:24:21,734 --> 00:24:24,133 AND THEN... [ Gasping ] 566 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:27,767 I WENT DOWN ON YOUR HOT, HARD COCK... OH-H. 567 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,200 LIKE THIS. 568 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,567 [ Chuckling ] 569 00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:31,801 AH! 570 00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:33,000 [ Knocking on door ] 571 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,467 OH, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, THE GIRL SCOUTS? 572 00:24:36,467 --> 00:24:37,567 I'LL TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF. 573 00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:44,200 HI, UH, IS ETHAN... 574 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,167 HERE? 575 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,667 WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? 576 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,000 I WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SO I... 577 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,934 SO I DROVE IN. 578 00:25:03,868 --> 00:25:06,100 WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. I THINK YOU BETTER GO NOW. 579 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,801 Justin: NO, WAIT. 580 00:25:07,801 --> 00:25:09,601 HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM HARRISBURG. 581 00:25:10,901 --> 00:25:12,667 IT'S A LONG DRIVE. 582 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:13,934 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. 583 00:25:13,934 --> 00:25:16,167 OH YEAH? YOU HIS ROOMMATE OR... 584 00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:19,133 I'M HIS MUSE. 585 00:25:39,901 --> 00:25:41,801 WHAT'RE YOU SITTING IN THE DARK FOR? 586 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,868 WAITING FOR YOU. 587 00:25:43,868 --> 00:25:45,667 TOLD YOU, I WAS WORKING OUT. 588 00:25:47,334 --> 00:25:48,267 LEGS, I KNOW. 589 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:52,067 OH, SO, UH... 590 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,067 WHAT'S VIC'S NEW BOYFRIEND LIKE? 591 00:25:57,067 --> 00:25:59,334 THEY'RE SO ALIKE, IT'S UNCANNY. 592 00:25:59,334 --> 00:26:02,367 MMM, WHAT SAME INTERESTS, SAME TEMPERAMENT? 593 00:26:02,367 --> 00:26:03,300 SAME DISEASE. 594 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,334 THEY'RE BOTH POSITIVE. 595 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:11,701 OH. 596 00:26:15,834 --> 00:26:17,100 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 597 00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:22,267 I FOUND IT... WRAPPED UP IN THE GARBAGE. 598 00:26:22,267 --> 00:26:24,000 MICHAEL... MICHAEL, I'VE... I'VE USED IT. 599 00:26:24,801 --> 00:26:25,767 JUST P-PUT IT DOWN. 600 00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:30,133 YOU KNOW, SEEING VIC AND HIS NEW BOYFRIEND, 601 00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:31,968 THAT REALLY MADE ME THINK, YOU KNOW? 602 00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:35,834 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE WITH A POZ GUY. 603 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,501 NO... NO, NO. 604 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,234 I WAS UPSET WHEN I... I SAID THAT. 605 00:26:41,234 --> 00:26:43,267 I... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT... 606 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:45,133 MAYBE THAT POZ GUY SHOULD BE ME. 607 00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:46,367 MICHAEL, PLEASE! 608 00:26:46,367 --> 00:26:47,300 PLEASE WHAT? 609 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,734 ALL IT WOULD TAKE IS A QUICK JAB IN A VEIN AND... 610 00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:55,667 BE OVER IN A FLASH. 611 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:56,667 I'D HARDLY FEEL A THING 612 00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:58,534 AND THEN I'D BE JUST LIKE YOU. 613 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,834 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LIKE ME. 614 00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:02,434 YOU SAID YOU WANT SOMEONE 615 00:27:02,434 --> 00:27:04,033 WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH... 616 00:27:05,534 --> 00:27:06,767 WHO WAKES UP EVERY MORNING 617 00:27:06,767 --> 00:27:09,000 AND SUDDENLY REMEMBERS, "HEY, THAT'S RIGHT, 618 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,200 I'VE GOT THIS THING." 619 00:27:11,601 --> 00:27:15,567 WHO THINKS EVERY TIME HE GETS A COLD OR THE FLU, 620 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:18,033 "THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE END." 621 00:27:18,033 --> 00:27:19,601 WHO'S FILLED WITH THE RESENTMENT AND ANGER 622 00:27:19,601 --> 00:27:21,367 'CAUSE HE COULD NEVER HAVE KIDS, 623 00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:22,767 AND WHO HAS TO SHOOT HIMSELF UP 624 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,767 WITH STEROIDS BECAUSE HIS LOVER DIED, 625 00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:27,701 AND HE'S SCARED SHITLESS HE'S NEXT, 626 00:27:27,701 --> 00:27:29,200 AND WHO HAS TO DRIVE AWAY 627 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,200 THE PERSON HE LOVES, 628 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,567 AND WHO LOVES HIM... 629 00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:35,200 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 630 00:27:36,801 --> 00:27:38,033 WELL, NOW I WILL. 631 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,033 NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T... 632 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,434 FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP! 633 00:27:41,434 --> 00:27:43,400 NO, YOU STOP. 634 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,968 STOP USING THIS SHIT. 635 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:48,734 STOP HURTING YOURSELF... 636 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,367 STOP HURTING US. 637 00:27:50,367 --> 00:27:51,601 [ Dropping of syringe ] 638 00:27:56,868 --> 00:27:57,801 [ Closing of door ] 639 00:27:59,767 --> 00:28:00,901 Justin: "I WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE 640 00:28:00,901 --> 00:28:02,300 WHO ONLY WANTS TO BE WITH ME. 641 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,934 SOMEONE I CAN BE WITH FOREVER." 642 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:06,133 A CROCK OF SHIT. 643 00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:07,801 I MEANT IT. 644 00:28:07,801 --> 00:28:09,601 YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DID THE SECOND YOU WERE SAYING IT. 645 00:28:09,601 --> 00:28:11,067 CHRIST, LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR HANDS. 646 00:28:11,067 --> 00:28:12,701 OH, SO FUCKING WHAT? 647 00:28:12,701 --> 00:28:13,901 YOU'RE A LIAR! 648 00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:17,300 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 649 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,234 THAT IS SO LAUGHABLY, 650 00:28:19,234 --> 00:28:21,033 SO PATHETICALLY LAME 651 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,567 I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO COMMENT ON IT! 652 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:24,734 TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 653 00:28:26,901 --> 00:28:28,033 I WAS... 654 00:28:28,033 --> 00:28:29,667 I WAS COVERING MY ASS. 655 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,634 THAT'S BETTER. 656 00:28:31,634 --> 00:28:32,567 GO ON. 657 00:28:34,534 --> 00:28:37,000 I WAS ALONE, YOU WEREN'T THERE. 658 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,601 NOW IT'S MY FAULT. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 659 00:28:39,601 --> 00:28:40,734 I MISSED YOU. 660 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:43,634 SO YOU... SINCE YOU COULDN'T BEAR 661 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,601 TO BE WITHOUT ME FOR ONE FUCKING NIGHT, 662 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:49,467 YOU DECIDE TO PICK UP SOME... DROOLING ADMIRER? 663 00:28:49,467 --> 00:28:50,400 BASICALLY, YES. 664 00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:54,767 SO TELL ME, MR. GOLD, 665 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,133 AS A LAST MINUTE REPLACEMENT, 666 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:57,067 HOW'D HE DO? 667 00:28:57,868 --> 00:28:59,367 DID HE KNEEL AT YOUR FEET 668 00:28:59,367 --> 00:29:01,334 AND WORSHIP YOUR HUGE TALENT? 669 00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:03,501 DID HE MARVEL AT YOUR MAGNIFICENT FINGERING? 670 00:29:03,501 --> 00:29:05,934 DID THE WAY YOU STROKE YOUR BOW LEAVE HIM BREATHLESS? 671 00:29:05,934 --> 00:29:08,634 IT WAS ONE STUPID MISTAKE! 672 00:29:08,634 --> 00:29:10,934 LOOK HOW MANY TIMES YOU FORGAVE BRIAN. 673 00:29:10,934 --> 00:29:13,734 I NEVER FORGAVE BRIAN! 674 00:29:16,901 --> 00:29:18,033 I NEVER HAD TO... 675 00:29:19,701 --> 00:29:21,767 BECAUSE HE NEVER PROMISED ME ANYTHING. 676 00:29:23,734 --> 00:29:24,667 YOU DID. 677 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,968 I NEED YOU. 678 00:29:31,968 --> 00:29:33,267 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITHOUT YOU. 679 00:29:33,267 --> 00:29:35,133 I'M SURE YOU'LL SURVIVE. 680 00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:36,634 AFTER ALL, YOU STILL HAVE YOUR MUSIC. 681 00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:39,868 IT'S THE ONLY THING YOU EVER REALLY LOVED. 682 00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:55,501 UH, EVEN IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE 683 00:29:55,501 --> 00:29:58,033 AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL, 684 00:29:58,033 --> 00:29:59,367 IT WON'T BE SO BAD. 685 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:02,133 HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 686 00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:06,567 YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO READ AND WORK OUT. 687 00:30:07,634 --> 00:30:09,701 IT'LL BE LIKE A SPA VACATION. 688 00:30:09,701 --> 00:30:11,434 OH YEAH, I HEAR THE PRISON GUARDS 689 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:13,033 DO A GREAT HERBAL BODY WRAP, 690 00:30:13,033 --> 00:30:15,167 AND THE CHEFS PREPARE A FABULOUS LIGHT CUISINE. 691 00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:16,400 I'LL COME TO VISIT 692 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,033 AND WE'LL MAKE MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE. 693 00:30:20,033 --> 00:30:22,801 I DOUBT THE STATE PEN ALLOWS GAY CONJUGAL VISITS. 694 00:30:22,801 --> 00:30:24,567 THEY DID IN THIS FILM I SAW. 695 00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:25,701 WHICH ONE WAS THAT? 696 00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:27,334 "JEFF STRYKER DOES HARD TIME". 697 00:30:30,634 --> 00:30:32,601 LOOK, EM, 698 00:30:32,601 --> 00:30:34,434 I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO CHEER ME UP, 699 00:30:34,434 --> 00:30:36,334 BUT LIFE, 700 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,434 AT LEAST AS I KNOW IT... 701 00:30:38,434 --> 00:30:39,801 IS OVER. 702 00:30:39,801 --> 00:30:41,067 [ Knocking on door ] 703 00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:43,000 OH MY GOD, IT'S THE POLICE. 704 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,334 THEY'VE COME TO GET ME. 705 00:30:44,334 --> 00:30:45,734 THEY'VE COME TO GET ME. NO, NO. IT'S... 706 00:30:45,734 --> 00:30:46,667 NO... 707 00:30:51,868 --> 00:30:53,567 HEY. HE'S... HEY. 708 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:54,534 OH, TEDDY! 709 00:30:55,601 --> 00:30:57,000 HURRY UP, GET DRESSED. WE'RE LATE. 710 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,667 FOR WHAT? WH-WHERE'RE WE GOING? 711 00:30:58,667 --> 00:30:59,767 THE D.A.'S OFFICE. 712 00:30:59,767 --> 00:31:01,300 THEY'RE WILLING TO ACCEPT A PLEA BARGAIN. 713 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,934 YOU PLEAD GUILTY TO THE CHARGES, 714 00:31:02,934 --> 00:31:05,234 AND THEY WON'T SEEK A PRISON SENTENCE. 715 00:31:05,234 --> 00:31:07,100 OH MY GOD! 716 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,567 OH MY GOD, THAT'S WONDERFUL! 717 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,834 ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL, TEDDY? 718 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:11,100 I C... I C... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 719 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:12,734 HOW... HOW DID YOU CONVINCE THEM? 720 00:31:12,734 --> 00:31:14,734 I DIDN'T. I GUESS YOU MUST HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. 721 00:31:17,801 --> 00:31:19,400 YOU... YOU DON'T SUPPOSE BRIAN... 722 00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:21,901 NAW, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 723 00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:23,601 OH, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE. 724 00:31:23,601 --> 00:31:26,267 YOU KNOW HOW FORCEFUL YOUR POWERS OF PER- SUASION CAN BE. 725 00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:27,834 Melanie: UH, DON'T REJOICE YET. 726 00:31:27,834 --> 00:31:29,968 THEY'RE GOING TO SLAP YOU WITH A MOTHER- FUCKER OF A FINE. 727 00:31:29,968 --> 00:31:31,934 YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE. 728 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:33,601 FOREVER? 729 00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:35,934 YOU DO ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY CONNECTED TO PORN AGAIN, 730 00:31:35,934 --> 00:31:37,801 EVEN BUYING A FUCKING NAKED GREETING CARD, 731 00:31:37,801 --> 00:31:39,934 THE D.A.'LL SLAM YOU TO THE WALL AND SCREW YOU STANDING. 732 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,601 NOW PUT YOUR PANTS ON. 733 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,801 DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU. 734 00:31:57,801 --> 00:31:59,934 I WAS ALREADY UP. 735 00:31:59,934 --> 00:32:01,200 I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP. 736 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,534 YEAH, ME EITHER. 737 00:32:04,334 --> 00:32:06,133 SO WHO TOLD YOU TO SLEEP ON THE SOFA? 738 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,868 WELL, AFTER WHAT YOU SAID, I... 739 00:32:10,067 --> 00:32:11,067 I MEANT IT. 740 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,834 LOOK, BABY, I'M GOING TO HAVE A HARD ENOUGH DAY, 741 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,334 GOING TO PAUL'S MEMORIAL, 742 00:32:17,334 --> 00:32:19,334 SEEING ALL THOSE GUYS WITH THEIR SUNKEN CHEEKS. 743 00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:22,734 AT LEAST THEY'RE STILL ALIVE, 744 00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:23,667 AND SO ARE YOU. 745 00:32:39,934 --> 00:32:41,901 I'VE DECIDED TO STOP USING THE STEROIDS. 746 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,234 GOOD FOR YOU. 747 00:32:46,934 --> 00:32:49,334 THEY ARE COUNTER- PRODUCTIVE TO MY HEALING. 748 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:52,000 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY THEY'VE TURNED YOU INTO A RAVING SHIT? 749 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 ALL RIGHT, THEY HAVE TURNED ME INTO A RAVING SHIT. 750 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,434 [ Flushing of toilet ] 751 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,567 I'M SORRY. 752 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:00,767 THANKS. 753 00:33:01,968 --> 00:33:03,601 YOU'RE APOLOGIZING FOR THE WRONG THING. 754 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,467 WELL, WHAT THEN? 755 00:33:07,868 --> 00:33:09,234 YOU'RE THE BRAINY PROFESSOR. 756 00:33:09,234 --> 00:33:10,167 YOU FIGURE IT OUT. 757 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,734 OKAY, I'M SORRY FOR SAYING 758 00:33:14,734 --> 00:33:16,334 THAT I SHOULD FIND SOMEONE WHO'S POSITIVE. 759 00:33:16,334 --> 00:33:17,734 THAT WAS THE DRUGS TALKING. 760 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:20,033 NO, IT WAS YOU. 761 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:21,167 DON'T MAKE EXCUSES. 762 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,133 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, THEN DO IT. 763 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:24,334 IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 764 00:33:24,334 --> 00:33:25,367 I WANT YOU. 765 00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:26,801 AT 9:00 O'CLOCK ON TUESDAY MORNING? 766 00:33:26,801 --> 00:33:27,801 WHAT ABOUT 10:00? 767 00:33:27,801 --> 00:33:30,000 I WILL FEEL THE SAME AT 10:00, 768 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,067 AND 11:00, AND 12:00. 769 00:33:34,033 --> 00:33:35,400 YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO STOP? 770 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,901 I ALREADY HAVE. 771 00:33:38,868 --> 00:33:41,133 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET DRESSED 772 00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:42,267 AND COME WITH ME? 773 00:33:44,634 --> 00:33:46,567 IT'S NOT MY WORLD. I DON'T BELONG THERE. 774 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:53,334 YOU BELONG WITH ME. 775 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,601 SOMEONE DIDN'T SLEEP AT HOME. 776 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,567 WHAT ARE YOU, A DETECTIVE? 777 00:34:08,501 --> 00:34:11,167 NO, IT'S JUST THE SAME STUNNING ENSEMBLE YOU WORE YESTERDAY. 778 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:13,200 I SPENT THE NIGHT AT DAPHNE'S, 779 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,834 IF IT'S ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. 780 00:34:16,968 --> 00:34:19,968 DO I DETECT A DISCORDANT NOTE IN LOVE'S TENDER REFRAIN? 781 00:34:31,467 --> 00:34:33,534 HEY, DEB, CAN I GET SOME COFFEE? 782 00:34:33,534 --> 00:34:34,801 COMING RIGHT UP, HONEY. 783 00:34:38,801 --> 00:34:39,734 [ Sniffing ] 784 00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:44,734 [ Clearing of throat ] I'VE BEEN, UH... 785 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:47,000 [ Sniffing ] THINKING OF A WAY TO SAY THIS 786 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,300 WITHOUT SOUNDING MAUDLIN AND HENCE INCURRING YOUR WRATH, 787 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:52,100 SO I'VE DECIDED TO DELETE ANY REFER- ENCES TO LOYALTY, 788 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,667 FRIENDSHIP, RE- SPONSIBILITY, AND BEING ONE'S BROTHER'S KEEPER 789 00:34:54,667 --> 00:34:56,100 AND GO WITH A SIMPLE... 790 00:34:57,968 --> 00:34:59,434 "THANK YOU." 791 00:34:59,434 --> 00:35:00,801 WHO SAID I WAS BUYING YOU LUNCH? 792 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,467 I'M TALKING ABOUT SAVING MY LIFE. 793 00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:06,234 OH. THAT. 794 00:35:08,334 --> 00:35:09,267 THAT WAS NOTHING. 795 00:35:10,701 --> 00:35:12,467 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT MEL SAYS I'LL BE WORTH 796 00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:13,834 BY THE TIME THEY GET DONE WITH ME. 797 00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:17,901 BUT... BETTER "HARD UP" THAN "HARD TIME". 798 00:35:19,267 --> 00:35:20,267 HERE YOU GO, TEDDY. 799 00:35:20,267 --> 00:35:22,200 THANKS, DEB. 800 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,400 WELL, GOOD NEWS. 801 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,667 I WON'T BE GOING TO JAIL. 802 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,200 THANKS TO A FRIEND. 803 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,100 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. OH... 804 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,000 HONEY, I'M SO RELIEVED. [ Chuckling ] 805 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,734 OH, GOD, THAT'S ON THE HOUSE! 806 00:35:39,801 --> 00:35:41,200 JUST DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 807 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,501 I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU. 808 00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,067 I DID IT TO PRO- TECT MY CLIENT. 809 00:35:45,067 --> 00:35:46,000 [ Patting on back ] 810 00:35:47,234 --> 00:35:48,267 OF COURSE. 811 00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:51,167 HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO PRESUMPTUOUS? 812 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:56,601 WHOO. 813 00:36:01,501 --> 00:36:04,334 I'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHY HE DOES THAT. 814 00:36:04,334 --> 00:36:06,400 YOU MEAN ACT LIKE A TOTAL SHIT? 815 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,767 WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS HE JUST SAVED TEDDY'S ASS. 816 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:11,968 [ Ringing of bell ] 817 00:36:11,968 --> 00:36:13,701 Man: ONE SPECIAL, ONE PINK PLATE. 818 00:36:15,734 --> 00:36:18,467 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TEST EVERY TIME YOU TINKLE. 819 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:19,634 Melanie: SAYS WHO? 820 00:36:19,634 --> 00:36:21,634 YOU HAVE TO LET MOTHER NATURE TAKE HER COURSE 821 00:36:21,634 --> 00:36:23,467 IN HER OWN SWEET TIME. 822 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:24,534 OH... 823 00:36:24,534 --> 00:36:26,601 IT'S EASY FOR HER. SHE'S ALREADY A MOTHER. 824 00:36:28,734 --> 00:36:30,033 ALL RIGHT. 825 00:36:30,033 --> 00:36:32,167 I'LL LET YOU HAVE YOUR FUN WITH CHEMISTRY 826 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:34,467 AND GO MAKE DINNER. SLOPPY JOES OKAY? 827 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:37,400 MEL? 828 00:36:39,234 --> 00:36:41,234 DON'T WORRY ABOUT PUTTING THE BUNS IN THE OVEN. 829 00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:42,167 WHAT? 830 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,133 OH MY... GOD. 831 00:36:53,734 --> 00:36:54,734 IT'S... 832 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,601 [ Gulping ] 833 00:36:56,601 --> 00:36:57,968 IT'S BLUE. 834 00:36:57,968 --> 00:36:59,167 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BLUE. 835 00:37:00,267 --> 00:37:01,300 WELL, THIS MEANS YOU'RE... 836 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,234 YOU GOT IT. 837 00:37:03,734 --> 00:37:06,067 A-ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ACCURATE? OH, BETTER BE, 838 00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:08,501 OR ELSE I'M GOING TO SUE THE PANTIES OFF THAT COMPANY. 839 00:37:08,501 --> 00:37:10,801 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 840 00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:12,868 FIRST TIME OUT OF THE BOX. 841 00:37:12,868 --> 00:37:14,234 TOLD YOU. 842 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:16,801 DON'T FUCK WITH MOTHER NATURE, HUH? 843 00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:18,133 WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL HER, 844 00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:19,667 "DON'T FUCK WITH ME." 845 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,267 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH ALL THESE? 846 00:37:58,267 --> 00:37:59,701 HMM? 847 00:37:59,701 --> 00:38:01,200 OH, UH... 848 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,567 THOUGHT I'D DONATE THEM TO CHARITY. HMM. 849 00:38:04,767 --> 00:38:06,968 YOU CAN GET A WRITE-OFF. 850 00:38:06,968 --> 00:38:08,901 YEAH, SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK I'LL BE NEEDING THAT NOW. 851 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:13,367 OH MY GOD! 852 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:15,434 LOOK! 853 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:20,834 IT'S MY REVOLVING BED, FROM WHEN I WAS A BIG STAR. 854 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:22,300 YOU STILL ARE. 855 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,467 IT'S THE DICKS THAT GOT SMALL. [ Chuckling ] 856 00:38:25,467 --> 00:38:27,701 I NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE USE IT. 857 00:38:27,701 --> 00:38:30,534 IT RETIRED WHEN YOU DID. 858 00:38:30,534 --> 00:38:32,400 GOD, IT BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES. MMM. 859 00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:35,667 THE G.I. JOE JERK, 860 00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,300 CONSTRUCTION WORKER WHACK. 861 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,434 GOD BLESS THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. 862 00:38:39,434 --> 00:38:41,100 TRUE VISIONARIES. [ Chuckling ] 863 00:38:42,834 --> 00:38:44,334 SO YOU, UH... MMM. 864 00:38:44,334 --> 00:38:46,167 CARE TO TAKE HER FOR A LITTLE SPIN? 865 00:38:48,968 --> 00:38:51,267 UH... NO, I... 866 00:38:51,267 --> 00:38:53,067 CAN'T. I GOT... TOO MUCH TO DO. 867 00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:54,834 UH... PLEASE, TEDDY? 868 00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:57,200 COME ON, ONE LAST TIME? [ Sigh ] 869 00:38:59,234 --> 00:39:01,734 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. START 'ER UP! 870 00:39:01,734 --> 00:39:03,133 HERE WE GO! [ Chuckling ] 871 00:39:08,834 --> 00:39:12,100 REMEMBER, YOU GAVE ME MY PORN NAME. HUH. 872 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,801 "FETCH DIXON". 873 00:39:13,801 --> 00:39:16,033 NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE PET AND THE STREET YOU GREW UP ON. 874 00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:21,767 YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOURS. 875 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:25,767 [ Sigh ] 876 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,901 "MILLICENT KENSINGTON". 877 00:39:41,534 --> 00:39:44,234 OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. 878 00:39:44,234 --> 00:39:46,234 YOU CRY. [ Sniffling ] 879 00:39:46,234 --> 00:39:47,734 YOU CRY ALL YOU WANT. 880 00:39:50,334 --> 00:39:53,501 [ Sniffling ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MOST UPSET ABOUT? 881 00:39:53,501 --> 00:39:54,634 NO MORE "RIM-A-RAMA"? 882 00:39:56,634 --> 00:39:59,167 THAT WE HAD TO GIVE UP THE HOUSE. 883 00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:02,234 I REALLY WANTED YOU TO HAVE THAT. 884 00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:03,701 HONEY, YOUR SAYING THAT... 885 00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:06,467 MEANS MORE TO ME THAN LIVING IN IT. 886 00:40:06,467 --> 00:40:07,868 YEAH, NOT QUITE. 887 00:40:09,634 --> 00:40:11,534 LISTEN. 888 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,367 WHERE I COME FROM, 889 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:16,100 WE HAD TORNADOES ALL THE TIME. 890 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:19,033 THEY'D BLOW THE ROOF OFF, DESTROY EVERYTHING. 891 00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:25,901 WE ALWAYS LOOKED AT IT AS A CHANCE TO REBUILD, 892 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:27,334 YOU KNOW, MAKE THINGS BETTER. 893 00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:30,634 SO THE BUSINESS IS GONE. 894 00:40:30,634 --> 00:40:32,601 SO THE HOUSE IS GONE. 895 00:40:32,601 --> 00:40:34,167 SO EVERY CENT YOU EVER MADE IS... 896 00:40:34,167 --> 00:40:35,667 YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 897 00:40:38,067 --> 00:40:40,968 THE POINT IS, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 898 00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:44,133 WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER... 899 00:40:45,534 --> 00:40:49,934 AND TOGETHER, WE ARE GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 900 00:40:51,000 --> 00:41:07,734 901 00:41:07,734 --> 00:41:22,667 [ ♪♪♪] 902 00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:34,033 THAT'S A MONTECRISTOESPECIAL SMUGGLED FROM CUBA, 903 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,667 SO STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK. 904 00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:40,334 IF THAT'S ANY INDICATION OF YOUR TECHNIQUE, 905 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,200 IT'S AMAZING YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 906 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,200 I'M STILL IN SHOCK. 907 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,834 WE MADE A BABY AFTER JUST ONE TRY. 908 00:41:46,834 --> 00:41:48,701 IT'S FUCKING DEPRESSING, ALL RIGHT. 909 00:41:48,701 --> 00:41:52,067 YOUR SPERM ACTUALLY LIKED MELANIE'S EGGS. UGH. 910 00:41:52,067 --> 00:41:54,167 WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO AC- COUNTING FOR SOME PEOPLE'S TASTES. 911 00:41:55,234 --> 00:41:56,234 [ Clearing of throat ] 912 00:41:58,934 --> 00:41:59,968 EASY, MIKEY. 913 00:42:02,767 --> 00:42:04,901 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT. WHAT? 914 00:42:04,901 --> 00:42:07,000 BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANOTHER LIFE. 915 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,067 DID I ASK YOU TO? 916 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,868 NOT YOU, ASS- HOLE. THE KID. 917 00:42:09,868 --> 00:42:11,033 JOB'S DONE. 918 00:42:11,033 --> 00:42:12,667 FROM HERE ON OUT, THE LEZZIE'S DO ALL THE WORK. 919 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,734 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP FOR BIRTHDAY PARTIES 920 00:42:14,734 --> 00:42:17,033 AND THE OCCASIONAL WALK IN THE PARK. 921 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,701 I DON'T INTEND TO BE A DROP-IN DAD LIKE YOU. 922 00:42:19,701 --> 00:42:20,701 I WANT TO BE INVOLVED, 923 00:42:20,701 --> 00:42:22,133 A REAL FATHER... 924 00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:23,567 IF I CAN JUST FIGURE OUT HOW. 925 00:42:25,133 --> 00:42:26,801 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GREAT DAD. 926 00:42:26,801 --> 00:42:27,901 WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? 927 00:42:27,901 --> 00:42:29,567 YOU RAISED ME, DIDN'T YOU? 928 00:42:29,567 --> 00:42:30,701 LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT. 929 00:42:30,701 --> 00:42:42,901 930 00:42:42,901 --> 00:42:44,133 Various: [ Moaning ] 931 00:42:44,133 --> 00:42:54,300 932 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,133 Man: SUCK THAT COCK. 933 00:42:56,133 --> 00:43:11,100 [♪♪♪ ] 934 00:43:14,701 --> 00:43:17,200 Man: [ Moaning ] OH YEAH. 935 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,234 ♪ HOLDING, HOLDING ME DOWN ♪ 936 00:43:21,234 --> 00:43:24,133 ♪ WOULD YOU RELEASE YOURSELF ♪ 937 00:43:25,901 --> 00:43:29,133 ♪ STEP INTO MY PARLOUR ♪ 938 00:43:29,133 --> 00:43:31,200 ♪ I COULD EASE MYSELF ♪ 939 00:43:32,534 --> 00:43:34,000 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 940 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:49,701 941 00:43:49,701 --> 00:43:52,634 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 942 00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:57,634 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 943 00:43:58,701 --> 00:44:01,267 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 944 00:44:02,334 --> 00:44:05,000 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 945 00:44:06,067 --> 00:44:08,767 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 946 00:44:08,767 --> 00:44:10,968 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 947 00:44:10,968 --> 00:44:13,467 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 948 00:44:13,467 --> 00:44:15,801 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 949 00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:19,801 ♪ TO MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 950 00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:23,601 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 951 00:44:23,601 --> 00:44:25,667 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 952 00:44:25,667 --> 00:44:28,434 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 953 00:44:28,434 --> 00:44:30,934 ♪ TO MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 954 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:33,100 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 955 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:35,567 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 956 00:44:35,567 --> 00:44:38,334 ♪ MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE ♪ 957 00:44:38,334 --> 00:44:40,400 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 958 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,100 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 959 00:44:45,701 --> 00:44:47,801 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 960 00:44:47,801 --> 00:44:50,367 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 961 00:44:53,133 --> 00:44:55,167 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 962 00:44:55,167 --> 00:44:57,701 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 963 00:45:02,634 --> 00:45:03,968 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU ♪ 964 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,167 ♪ FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 965 00:45:05,167 --> 00:45:15,300 966 00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:17,501 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 967 00:45:17,501 --> 00:45:20,033 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 968 00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:24,767 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 969 00:45:24,767 --> 00:45:27,334 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 970 00:45:30,067 --> 00:45:32,200 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 971 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,067 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 972 00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:40,300 MOO! ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 973 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,400 ♪ I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE ♪ 974 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,901 975 00:45:44,901 --> 00:45:46,467 ♪ I WANT YOU ♪ 976 00:45:46,467 --> 00:45:52,467 977 00:45:52,467 --> 00:45:54,300 ♪ OH-OH-OH ♪ 69700

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