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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
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ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX.
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SHAKE IT, DUDE.
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Michael:
SO THERE I WAS,
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STARK NAKED,
FREEZING MY TAIL OFF,
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SPYING ON BEN.
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WAS HE PLUCKING
HIS MAGIC
TWANGER?
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NO. HE HAD
A NEEDLE,
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AND HE WAS
GIVING HIMSELF A
SHOT IN THE ASS.
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THE NUTTY
PROFESSOR,
A JUICE PIG?
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I AM SO TURNED
ON. HERE, FEEL.
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[ Laughing ]
CUT IT OUT.
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I'VE SEEN HIM
DO IT TWICE.
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I THINK HE'S
DOING STEROIDS.
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FOR THE LIFE OF
ME, I'LL NEVER
UNDERSTAND WHY
SO MANY GAY MEN
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WANT TO FUCK
THEIR BODIES UP
WITH DRUGS.
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HE'S ALWAYS
AT THE GYM,
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HE HAS THESE
NASTY MOODS...
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"'ROID RAGE."
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WELL, CONSIDER
IT A SMALL
PRICE TO PAY
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FOR AN
AMAZING BODY.
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YOU'RE A BIG
FUCKING HELP.
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Emmett:
HI, GUYS!
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Michael:
SO HOW ARE THE
TWO LOVE BIRDS?
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UH, FREEZING
OUR TITS OFF.
YEAH, WELL,
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AT LEAST I WON'T
HAVE TO PINCH
MY NIPS TO GET
THEM ALL TAUT.
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ALLOW ME.
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OW!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE LINE TO
GET INTO THIS
FUCKING DUMP?
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YEAH, IT'S ON
ACCOUNT OF THOSE
GUYS WHO O.D.'d.
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GREAT. SO BECAUSE SOME
IGNORANT AMATEURS DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING,
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THE REST OF US
SHOULD GET PUNISHED.
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YEAH, YOU CAN
THANK YOUR FRIEND,
THE CHIEF.
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LET'S GO INSIDE
BEFORE MY DICK
GETS FROSTBITE.
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YOU HAVE A
GUEST PASS?
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[ Whimper ]
UH, ONLY
ONE GUEST.
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Ted & Emmett:
ASSHOLE.
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Man:
FREEZING MY NIPPLES OFF...
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ALL RIGHT,
HONEY, YOU
CAN GO.
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SEE SOME I.D.?
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HMM.
Officer:
ANY DRUGS?
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WORK THE
POCKETS,
HONEY. WORK
THE POCKETS.
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Various:
WHOO-OO-OO!
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Ethan:
YOU WANT ME TO
WASH YOUR BACK?
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Justin:
HMM... ANY EXCUSE
TO KEEP YOUR
HANDS ON ME.
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[ Chuckle ]
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YOU KNOW,
CLEANLINESS
IS NEXT TO
HORNINESS.
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MMM. YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU'RE
FINISHED,
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I KNOW A REALLY
COOL GAME WE
CAN PLAY.
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IT'S CALLED
"HIDE THE
SOAP BAR."
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OH-H.
[ Snort ]
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[ Ringing of telephone ]
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HELLO?
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YEAH?
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OH HEY, HOW
YOU DOING?
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NO FUCKING WAY.
THAT'S FANTASTIC!
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WHAT?
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PREPARED? ARE
YOU KIDDING?
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I'VE BEEN
PREPARING MY
WHOLE LIFE!
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YEAH. OKAY.
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THANKS, MAN.
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THAT WAS GLEN.
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YOSEF TREBLEK
HAD A TRIPLE
BYPASS.
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WHO'S
YOSEF TREBLEK?
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THIS, UH,
THIS HUNGARIAN
VIOLINIST.
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OH GOD, THAT'S
TERRIBLE.
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NO, NO, NO, IT'S
THE GREATEST
NEWS EVER.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED
TO PLAY THE
HARRISBURG SYMPHONY,
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BUT OBVIOUSLY
HE CAN'T NOW.
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SO GLEN
SUGGESTED ME,
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THE SILVER
MEDALIST FOR
THE HEIFETZ
COMPETITION,
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AS THE
LAST MINUTE
REPLACEMENT,
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AND THEY
SAID YES!
THEY SAID YES!
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MY GOD, IT'S YOUR
FIRST CONCERT.
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IT'S NOT
PHILADELPHIA OR
BOSTON, BUT...
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IT DOESN'T
MATTER. IT'S
A START.
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OH, GOD.
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[ Groan ]
I WISH YOU
COULD BE THERE
WITH ME.
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[ Sniff ]
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I WISH I
COULD TOO.
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BUT YOUR AGENT
WOULD FLIP OUT
IF I WAS THERE.
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YEAH. I KNOW.
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00:04:17,734 --> 00:04:20,400
HEY, I WAS, UH...
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I WAS GOING TO
GIVE YOU THIS WHEN
THE PHONE RANG.
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I BOUGHT
TWO OF THEM.
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THEY WEREN'T
VERY EXPENSIVE,
BUT...
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THE GUY AT THE
STORE SWORE TO
ME THAT THEY WERE
ONE OF A KIND.
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AND...
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I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE A
WAY FOR US TO
BE TOGETHER,
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EVEN WHEN
WE'RE APART.
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TV Announcer:
CITIZEN, WAR HERO,
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COP, CHIEF OF POLICE.
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JIM STOCKWELL: YOU
CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT
KNOWING HE'S THE MAYOR.
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PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE
TO ELECT JIM STOCKWELL.
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WELL?
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00:05:21,801 --> 00:05:22,767
WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
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00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,367
IF I WANT TO SLEEP AT NIGHT,
I COULD TAKE A XANAX.
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OR I COULD WATCH YOUR AD.
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[ Clearing of throat ]
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Vance:
WHAT...
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MY PARTNER
MEANS...
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WHAT I MEAN IS,
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IT'S FUCKING BORING.
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THAT SPOT WAS
MADE BY ONE OF
THE BEST AGENCIES
IN THE STATE.
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96% OF THE TEST
GROUP WE SHOWED IT TO
REACTED FAVOURABLY.
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WHO WERE THEY,
INSOMNIACS?
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OUR LOYAL SUPPORTERS.
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WELL, YOU'VE ALREADY
GOT THEIR VOTE.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE
VOTERS WHO ARE UNDECIDED,
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OR THE ONES
WHO WOULDN'T
CAST A BALLOT
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FOR A LAW AND
ORDER CANDIDATE?
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YOU HAVE TO PULL
THEM INTO YOUR CAMP
IF YOU WANT TO WIN.
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00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:03,501
AND THERE IS
NO WAY IN HELL
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YOU'RE GOING TO
DO IT WITH THAT.
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I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
A BETTER PLAN?
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DO YOU
WORK OUT?
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FOUR TIMES
A WEEK.
RELIGIOUSLY.
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ANY SPORTS?
GOLF.
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SWIMMING.
BASKETBALL.
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HOBBIES?
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BUILD MODEL
AIRPLANES.
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NO SHIT.
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I DID THAT WHEN
I WAS A KID.
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YOU TOO?
SURE, WHO DIDN'T?
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BUT WHAT'S
THE, UM...
WHAT'S
THE POINT?
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THE POINT IS, I
CAN RELATE TO IT.
EVERYONE CAN.
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BUT WHO THE HELL'S
GOING TO RELATE
TO SOME STIFF
IN A UNIFORM?
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BRIAN, TAKE
IT EASY...
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I DON'T MIND
THE TRUTH.
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EVEN IF YOU
USE IT LIKE AN
ASSAULT WEAPON.
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SO...
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WHAT DO YOU
SUGGEST?
CHANGE
YOUR IMAGE.
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STOP SELLING
YOURSELF
AS A HERO
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AND START SELLING
YOURSELF AS A MAN.
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THAT'S IT?
AN ORDINARY MAN,
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WITH THE SAME
CARES AND
CONCERNS AS
EVERYONE ELSE.
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THE ONLY
DIFFERENCE
IS, YOU'RE
IN A POSITION
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TO ACTUALLY
DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
LOOK,
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I KNOW I CAME
TO YOU FOR SOME
FRESH IDEAS.
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HOWEVER, IT'S
A RADICAL CHANGE
FROM THE CAMPAIGN
WE'VE BEEN RUNNING.
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TOO RADICAL.
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00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:07,868
WELL, IT'S
YOUR CALL.
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00:07:07,868 --> 00:07:09,400
BUT WITH THE
WAY THINGS
ARE GOING,
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I'D SAY YOU
HAVE NOTHING
TO LOSE...
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EXCEPT THE
ELECTION.
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SEE NOW, THIS,
UM, SHADE OF
APRICOT FOR
THE WALLS
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IS CALLING
OUT FOR A
PLUM CARPET;
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WHICH PRACTICALLY
SCREAMS FOR THE
RASPBERRY COUCH
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WITH THE PEACH
CUSHIONS.
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YEAH, I KNEW
I SHOULD'VE
GOTTEN THE
FRUIT COBBLER.
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Lindsay:
ISN'T IT A
BIT EXTREME?
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FOR EMMETT,
I'D SAY IT'S
A BIT SUBDUED.
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EXCUSE ME?
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YOU'RE MOVING INTO
A DIFFERENT KIND
OF NEIGHBOURHOOD.
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IT'S NOT THE
GAY GHETTO.
IT'S...
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A BEDROOM
COMMUNITY.
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THERE'S A
DIFFERENCE?
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YES, IT'S MORE
TRADITIONAL,
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MORE RESERVED.
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SO, MAYBE YOU
WANT TO CHANGE
YOUR STYLE,
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LOSE THE
STREISAND
POSTERS.
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"THE MAIN EVENT"
WAS GOING IN
THE ENTRY.
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THE SLAVE
BOY LAMPS?
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IT'S GOING
ON THE BAR,
RIGHT?
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YOU JUST WANT TO THINK
ABOUT FITTING IN,
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RATHER THAN
STANDING OUT.
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Lindsay:
THINK OUR
HOUSE.
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YOUR HOUSE?
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AM I TO BELIEVE
I'M ACTUALLY
GETTING
DECORATOR TIPS
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FROM LESBIANS?
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LOOK, THIS
IS EMMETT'S
PROJECT, RIGHT?
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HE'S GOT CARTE
BLANCHE TO DO
WHATEVER HE WANTS
WITH THE HOUSE.
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STREISAND,
PLUMS,
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KUMQUATS... IF
THAT'S WHAT HE
WANTS, THEN THAT'S
WHAT IT'LL BE.
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[ Mouthing silently ]
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GOOD LUCK.
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BY THE WAY,
YOU DIDN'T HEAR
IT FROM ME,
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AND I DIDN'T
HEAR IT FROM MY
COP BOYFRIEND;
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BUT THERE'S A
CERTAIN POLICE
CHIEF WHO WANTS
TO BE MAYOR
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WHO'S TRYING
TO GET SOME
ATTENTION
FOR HIMSELF
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BY GOING AFTER
BUSINESSES THAT
PANDER TO...
SHALL WE SAY...
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PRURIENT INTERESTS?
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I WAS GONNA SAY
WEB-WHACKERS.
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WELL, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME, DEB.
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I RUN A CLEAN
OPERATION.
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TEDDY IS IMMACULATE.
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HE EVEN
RINSES OUT
HIS UNDERWEAR
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BEFORE HE PUTS
THEM IN THE
LAUNDRY.
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HONEY, IF
THEY WANT TO,
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THEY CAN ALWAYS
FIND SOMETHING.
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WELL, THANKS
FOR THE HEADS-
UP, DEB.
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WELL, DON'T THANK ME...
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THANK
BENEDICT ARNOLD
KINNEY.
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HE'S THE ONE WORKING
FOR THE ENEMY.
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NICE TO SEE
YOU TOO.
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I'LL HAVE A SPLIT
PEA SOUP TO GO.
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JUSTIN, A
SPLIT PEA.
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00:09:00,701 --> 00:09:02,767
AND FEEL FREE
TO PISS IN IT.
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YOU SHOULD REALLY
LEARN TO SEPARATE
YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS
FROM BUSINESS, DEB.
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IT'S THREE BUCKS.
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WHERE'D YOU
GET THE RING?
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ETHAN
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[ Ringing of till ]
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HOW ROMANTIC.
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FUCK ALL YOU'D
KNOW ABOUT ROMANCE.
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KEEP IT.
THAT'S A BIG TIP.
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MAYBE YOU COULD BUY
HIM SOME FLOWERS.
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I'M SURE HE'D LIKE THAT.
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[ Slamming of
till drawer ]
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[ Humming ]
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[ Clatter of typing ]
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ARE YOU HAVING
AN INTERNET
AFFAIR, MICHAEL?
HMM?
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[ Sniffing ]
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YOU'VE BEEN
ON THAT A
LONG TIME.
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[ Grunting ]
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I'M DOING
SOME RESEARCH.
AH!
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[ Whirring of printer ]
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WORK?
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FOR YOU.
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00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,234
ME?
224
00:10:10,334 --> 00:10:11,267
STEROIDS?
225
00:10:12,934 --> 00:10:13,868
I SAW YOU.
226
00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:18,400
SAW ME WHAT?
227
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,400
SHOOTING UP.
228
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,234
SO UNLESS YOU'VE
SUDDENLY BECOME
A HEROIN ADDICT,
229
00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:23,634
I FIGURE THAT'S
WHAT IT IS.
230
00:10:25,601 --> 00:10:26,801
MICHAEL, ARE YOU
SPYING ON ME?
231
00:10:26,801 --> 00:10:28,300
SPYING ON YOU?
232
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,834
WE LIVE TOGETHER.
HOW CAN I
NOT NOTICE?
233
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:34,033
WELL, A LOT OF GUYS
ARE USING THEM, OKAY?
234
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,367
TO FIGHT
BODY WASTING.
235
00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:37,934
YOU'RE NOT WASTING.
236
00:10:37,934 --> 00:10:39,434
YET.
237
00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:40,734
DID YOUR DOCTOR
PRESCRIBE THEM?
238
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,300
NO.
WELL, THEN WHERE
DID YOU GET THEM?
239
00:10:46,267 --> 00:10:47,234
WHAT IS THIS, AN
INTERROGATION?
240
00:10:47,234 --> 00:10:48,868
I'M CONCERNED,
THAT'S ALL.
241
00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,601
IT SAYS THERE'RE A
LOT OF SIDE EFFECTS.
242
00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:52,834
MOOD SWINGS, DIARRHEA,
LIVER DAMAGE...
243
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:54,767
YEAH, I'M AWARE
OF THE POTENTIAL
SIDE EFFECTS,
MICHAEL.
244
00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,234
I HAVE DONE MY
RESEARCH TOO.
245
00:10:56,234 --> 00:10:57,767
WELL THEN, WE SHOULD'VE
AT LEAST TALKED IT OVER.
246
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,467
LOOK.
247
00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:12,267
I'M JUST TRYING
A CYCLE, OKAY?
248
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,968
TO SEE IF
IT MAKES ANY
DIFFERENCE.
249
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,534
AND SO FAR
THE ADVANTAGES
250
00:11:16,534 --> 00:11:17,868
ARE BEATING THE
DISADVANTAGES.
251
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,868
HUH?
[ Grunts ]
252
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,367
[ Groaning ]
253
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,868
HMM? YEAH? HUH?
254
00:11:26,868 --> 00:11:28,834
UH... UH...
255
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,501
HUH? HUH?
256
00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:33,601
IT'S NOT
TOO BAD, HUH?
257
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,000
IT'S FINE.
258
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,734
[ Whispering ]
HOW ABOUT THAT?
259
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,167
NICE.
260
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,467
AW, DON'T TELL
ME IT WORKS
ON THAT TOO.
261
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,067
HMM.
262
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,567
[ Mixed chatter ]
263
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:55,033
[ Dribbling
of basketball ]
264
00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:56,267
GET ON HIM, GET
ON HIM, GET ON HIM.
265
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,400
GOOD SHOT. OKAY,
TAKE IT OUT.
266
00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:09,467
YOU'RE GUARDING HIM. MOVE
A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT THERE.
267
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:22,067
268
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,901
I'M JIM STOCKWELL,
269
00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:27,033
POLICE CHIEF AND
COACH OF MY SON'S
BASKETBALL TEAM.
270
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:29,667
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN
YOU COULD SEND YOUR
KIDS TO THE PARK.
271
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:33,901
BEFORE SEX AND DRUGS
WERE AVAILABLE ON
EVERY STREET CORNER.
272
00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:36,634
AS A CRIME FIGHTER
AND A PARENT,
273
00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:38,267
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THOSE TIMES AGAIN.
274
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:40,534
I KNOW YOU WOULD TOO.
275
00:12:40,534 --> 00:12:43,367
VOTE FOR ME FOR MAYOR,
276
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:46,567
AND LET'S MAKE
PITTSBURGH FAMILY-
FRIENDLY ONCE MORE.
277
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,968
AND CUT.
278
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,033
KEEP ROLLING,
KEEP ROLLING.
279
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:50,968
[ Whispering ]
KEEP ROLLING.
280
00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:53,901
[ Panting ]
281
00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:56,901
HOW WAS THAT?
282
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,434
IT WAS GREAT.
283
00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:00,701
DID YOU
GET THAT?
YEP, I GOT IT.
284
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:02,701
THANKS.
285
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,801
HOW WAS THAT?
286
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:09,033
IF I DIDN'T
KNOW BETTER,
I'D SWEAR YOU
WERE TOM CRUISE.
287
00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,667
[ Mixed chatter ]
288
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,834
Ted:
EVERYONE HAVE
VALID I.D.s?
289
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:21,801
Men:
YES, SIR!
290
00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:25,667
MM-HM.
291
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,000
ANY CONVICTED FELONS?
292
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,634
Men:
NO, SIR!
293
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,767
MM-HM.
294
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,200
ANY ILLEGAL DRUGS
ON THE PREMISES?
295
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:37,801
NO, SIR!
296
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:43,434
EXCELLENT.
297
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,834
ALL RIGHT...
BACK TO WORK.
298
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,767
Men:
YES, SIR!
299
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,534
OH, AND, UH...
KEEP IT CLEAN.
300
00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:51,801
YES, SIR!
301
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:53,968
I-I MEAN... YEAH,
KEEP IT DIRTY BUT...
302
00:13:53,968 --> 00:13:55,267
YES, SIR!
303
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,667
[ Sighing ]
FIRE ALARMS,
304
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,033
SPRINKLER
SYSTEMS,
305
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:05,501
HANDICAPPED
RAMP, TOILETS.
306
00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,133
ALL UP TO CODE,
MR. SCHMIDT.
307
00:14:08,634 --> 00:14:10,767
ANY RODENTS OR PESTS
ON THE PREMISES?
308
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,868
ONLY THE HUMAN
KIND, MR. SCHMIDT.
309
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:16,767
ALL RULES AND REGU-
LATIONS THE CORRECT
SIZE AND CLEARLY POSTED?
310
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:17,834
MEASURED TO
THE INCH.
311
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,868
JUST LIKE YOUR
JERKERS, MR. SCHMIDT.
312
00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:22,901
WELL THEN, EDDIE...
313
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:25,367
I'D SAY WE HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
314
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:28,400
EVERY DETAIL HAS BEEN
CHECKED AND RE-CHECKED.
315
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:31,934
LET 'EM COME
AND INSPECT.
316
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:34,467
WE, AT TEDDY'S WHACK-SHACK,
ARE READY FOR THEM.
317
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:46,701
Woman:
SO HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT YOUR FIRST
CONCERT APPEARANCE?
318
00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:49,367
SCARED, CONFI-
DENT, EXCITED?
319
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,567
Ethan:
DEFINITELY ALL
OF THE ABOVE.
320
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,534
Woman:
Y-Y-YOU KNOW, IT'S QUITE
A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT
321
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,968
FOR SOMEONE SO
YOUNG, AND OBVIOUS-
LY SO GIFTED...
322
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,801
TO HAVE SUCH
SUDDEN SUCCESS.
323
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,801
I UNDERSTAND
THAT UNTIL
RECENTLY,
324
00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:09,100
YOU WERE
PERFORMING ON
STREET CORNERS?
325
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,667
WELL, YOU GOTTA
PAY THE RENT.
326
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,901
[ Chuckle ]
[ Opening of door ]
327
00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:14,567
WHAT'S UP?
328
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:19,701
HEY, THIS IS
JUSTIN, MY COUSIN,
AND HIS GIRL-
FRIEND, DAPHNE.
329
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,133
THEY LIKE TO USE
THE APARTMENT
SOMETIMES WHEN
I'M NOT HERE.
330
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,033
HEY, GUYS, THIS
IS ALEXA SCOTT,
331
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:26,601
SHE'S, UH...
INTERVIEWING ME
FOR THE PAPER.
332
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,934
RIGHT.
333
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:30,968
Ethan:
SO...
334
00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:33,367
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
COME BACK ANOTHER TIME?
335
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,601
SURE. I'LL
SEE YOU LATER.
336
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:37,567
COME ON, DAPH.
337
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:44,667
SORRY ABOUT THE
INTERRUPTION.
338
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,067
AH...
339
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,400
JUST A COUPLE
MORE QUESTIONS.
340
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,601
DO YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND?
341
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,334
I'D PREFER
NOT TO TALK
ABOUT THAT.
342
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:58,100
OH... THAT
USUALLY
MEANS YES.
343
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:01,968
Daphne:
"GIRLFRIEND"?
344
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:03,501
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
345
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:06,200
HIS AGENT DOESN'T WANT
ANYONE TO KNOW HE'S GAY.
346
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,601
HE THINKS IT COULD
HURT HIS CAREER.
347
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:10,334
WHO GIVES A SHIT
WHO A VIOLINIST
IS FUCKING?
348
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:11,267
DON'T ASK ME.
349
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,467
I AGREED TO GO
ALONG WITH IT.
350
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,801
YOU KNOW, BRIAN...
MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN
351
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:20,300
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED
IN A BOYFRIEND,
352
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,167
BUT AT LEAST
HE NEVER ASKED
YOU TO LIE.
353
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:25,467
HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS ENTIRE
FUTURE CAREER AT STAKE.
354
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,300
SO YOU'RE GOING
TO BE HIS "COUSIN"?
355
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,968
LIKE ANYONE'S DUMB
ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT.
356
00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:30,501
NO ONE'S GOING TO KNOW.
357
00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:32,300
JUSTIN, YOU ALMOST
DIED COMING OUT.
358
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,701
HOW COULD YOU GO
BACK IN FOR ANYONE?
359
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,100
I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.
360
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,767
BUT IT'S FUCKING
UNFAIR OF HIM
361
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,100
TO MAKE YOU PRETEND
YOU'RE SOMETHING
THAT YOU'RE NOT.
362
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,667
I SAID I DIDN'T
WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT.
363
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,267
SO WOULD YOU
MIND YOUR
OWN FUCKING
BUSINESS?
364
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,267
Emmett:
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THOSE DYKES
365
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,667
TELLING US
HOW WE SHOULD
DECORATE
OUR HOUSE?
366
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,534
DON'T THEY REALIZE
LAURA ASHLEY
WENT OUT WITH
ROTARY PHONES?
367
00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:00,200
NOW, NOW.
SHOW A LITTLE
COMPASSION.
368
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,234
I MEAN, THEY CAN'T
HELP IT IF... AH,
THEY'RE DESIGN-
CHALLENGED.
369
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:05,934
IT WOULD LOOK
STUNNING HERE.
370
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,534
WHAT WOULD?
371
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:12,100
A CHAIR AND OTTOMAN
UPHOLSTERED IN
DYED BLUEBERRY
OSTRICH-SKIN.
372
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,033
[ Chuckle ]
WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
373
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,200
BRINGS OUT
YOUR EYES.
MMM.
374
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,267
BUT IT'S... IT'S
TOO EXPENSIVE.
375
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,934
WHO CARES
ABOUT COST?
376
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:21,968
THIS ISN'T AN
INVESTMENT,
IT'S A HOME.
377
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,868
IT'S OUR HOME.
HMM...
378
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:28,767
THIS MUST BE
A FAIRY TALE
'CAUSE I MARRIED
A PRINCE.
379
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:33,868
OO-WHOOPS!
SORRY, GUYS.
380
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:34,901
I'M JUST HERE
TO REPORT,
381
00:17:34,901 --> 00:17:36,934
THE HOUSE
INSPECTOR'S
DOING JUST FINE.
382
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:38,400
NO MAJOR
PROBLEMS
SO FAR.
383
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,601
KNOCK WOOD.
[ Rapping on door ]
384
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:41,667
WELL...
385
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:48,100
HI, I'M SUNNY!
SUNNY REED.
386
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,300
ACTUALLY,
IT'S SUSANNA.
387
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,634
BUT EVER SINCE I
WAS A BABY, THEY
CALLED ME SUNNY,
388
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:54,701
I GUESS JUST
BECAUSE I ALWAYS
HAVE THE SUNNIEST
SMILE ON MY FACE.
389
00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:57,834
OH... I...
I'M JENNIFER.
390
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,033
EVER SINCE
I WAS A BABY,
THEY'VE CALLED
ME JENNIFER.
391
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:01,634
WELL, WELCOME
TO THE NEIGH-
BOURHOOD.
392
00:18:01,634 --> 00:18:03,367
I JUST KNOW
YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE IT HERE.
393
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,567
OH, THANKS.
I'M JUST THE
REALTOR,
394
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,734
I'M NOT THE
NEW OWNER.
395
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:08,767
THAT'D BE ME.
TED SCHMIDT.
396
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,033
Sunny:
HI, TED!
397
00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:11,501
SUNNY!
SUNNY REED.
398
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:13,701
MY HUSBAND AND
I JUST LIVE
NEXT DOOR.
399
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,701
WELCOME TO THE
NEIGHBOURHOOD.
400
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:17,033
I BROUGHT YOU
A CARAMEL CAKE.
401
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,601
I'M FAMOUS FOR
MY CARAMEL CAKE.
402
00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:20,067
BUT DON'T
WORRY, TED.
403
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,901
I'LL SHARE THE
RECIPE WITH
MRS. SCHMIDT.
404
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,033
WHERE IS
MRS. SCHMIDT?
405
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,234
THAT'D BE ME.
406
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:28,801
THEN YOU'RE...
407
00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:29,767
THAT'D BE US.
408
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,834
WELL, ISN'T THAT
INTERESTING?
409
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,267
WELL, I JUST KNOW
YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE IT HERE.
EVERYBODY DOES.
410
00:18:36,267 --> 00:18:38,634
WE JUST HAVE
THE BEST SCHOOLS
AND CHURCHES,
411
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,834
AND EVERYBODY
BABYSITS AND
LOOKS OUT FOR
EACH OTHER'S KIDS.
412
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,801
WELL, THAT
SOUNDS LIKE A
VERY FRIENDLY
GROUP OF PEOPLE,
413
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:46,734
DOESN'T
IT, GUYS?
414
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,133
VERY.
415
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,734
FRIENDLY.
Sunny:
IN FACT,
416
00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:52,934
IT'S A TRADITION
THAT WE HOST A
COCKTAIL PARTY
417
00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:54,067
FOR OUR NEW
ARRIVALS.
418
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,968
NOTHING FORMAL,
JUST A LITTLE...
419
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,234
"HI, WELCOME TO
THE NEIGHBOURHOOD"
KIND OF THING.
420
00:18:58,234 --> 00:19:01,701
SO, HOW'S
FRIDAY AT AROUND
6:00, JUST
RIGHT NEXT DOOR?
421
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,567
WELL, THANK
YOU... SUNNY.
422
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,300
SUCH A
LOVELY HOUSE.
423
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:11,868
THE HARRISES,
THEY JUST
HAD THE MOST
EXQUISITE TASTE.
424
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:16,467
EARLY AMERICAN
FURNITURE AND
ORIENTAL RUGS...
425
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,734
WELL, I
SHOULD GO.
[ Laughing ]
426
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:19,734
OH, YOUR CAKE!
OH.
427
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,901
OH... SEE
YOU FRIDAY.
428
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,267
SEE YOU FRIDAY.
BYE-BYE, SUNNY.
429
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,567
BYE.
TOODLES.
430
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,234
THERE YOU GO,
MRS. SCHMIDT.
431
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:33,734
Debbie:
JEN SAID THAT
TED AND EMMETT'S
NEW HOUSE
432
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,300
HAS TONNES OF
CURB APPEAL.
433
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,300
LIKE YOU.
434
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,133
ALTHOUGH WHY
THOSE TWO WOULD
WANT TO LIVE
435
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,334
AROUND A BUNCH
OF BREEDERS
IS BEYOND ME.
436
00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:43,934
A LOT OF US ARE
MOVING ON UP
THESE DAYS.
437
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,601
I'LL TAKE
LIBERTY AVENUE.
438
00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:49,133
OH...
OH, SHIT!
439
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,367
WHAT?
440
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:53,000
MY GOOD RING JUST FELL
BEHIND THE FRIDGE.
441
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,367
YOUR GOOD RING?
442
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,901
YEAH, THE
ONE I GOT ON
THE TV SHOW.
443
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,968
FROM THE
JOAN RIVERS
COLLECTION?
444
00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:00,801
Debbie:
AND DON'T SAY
A FUCKING THING
AGAINST HER.
445
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:03,000
I LIKE THAT
SHE'S GOT A
BIG, DIRTY MOUTH
446
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,200
THAT GETS HER
IN TROUBLE.
447
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,234
I WONDER WHY.
448
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:06,267
SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND.
449
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,801
WHAT... MA.
W-WAIT...
450
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:09,100
SOMEONE GIVE
ME A HAND HERE.
451
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,434
DEBBIE, DEBBIE.
DEBBIE, DEBBIE,
DEBBIE.
452
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:11,801
Ben:
OH. LET ME DO
THAT, ALL RIGHT?
453
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:13,100
YOU'RE GONNA
HURT YOURSELF.
454
00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:15,767
[ Grunts
of effort ]
455
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:21,968
ALL RIGHT.
456
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,000
CAN YOU SEE IT?
457
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,400
U-U-UMMM...
458
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,834
THIS?
YES!
459
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:29,567
OH, MY HERO.
460
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:30,834
[ Chuckle ]
461
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:33,634
OH. NOW THAT'S
WHAT I CALL
A REAL MAN.
462
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,167
WE COULD'VE
DONE THE SAME.
463
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,601
YEAH, WITH A FORKLIFT.
464
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:37,701
[ Chuckles ]
465
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:39,033
OH YEAH.
466
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,300
THANK YOU.
Ben:
OKAY.
467
00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:46,167
OKAY. WELL,
I BETTER GO
WASH MY HANDS.
468
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,667
HAS BEN ACTUALLY
GOTTEN BIGGER SINCE
THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM?
469
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,234
YEAH, WELL HE'S BEEN
WORKING OUT A LOT LATELY.
470
00:20:53,234 --> 00:20:55,234
AND IT SHOWS.
471
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:56,767
HMM. WHAT'S HIS SECRET?
472
00:20:56,767 --> 00:21:00,100
YOU KNOW, PROTEIN
SHAKES, LOW CARB
DIET, STUFF LIKE THAT.
473
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,100
DOES "STUFF
LIKE THAT"
INCLUDE
STEROIDS?
474
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:07,501
IS THAT WHAT
HE'S DOING?
475
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,234
HE SAYS IT
PREVENTS WASTING.
476
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:14,367
WASTING? HE'S
BUILT LIKE A
BRICK SHITHOUSE.
477
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,167
THE STUFF IS POISON.
478
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,033
FOR ONE THING, IT
MAKES YOU MEANER
THAN CAT PISS.
479
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,534
AND FOR
ANOTHER...
FOR ANOTHER,
480
00:21:19,534 --> 00:21:20,601
IT'S NONE OF
YOUR CONCERN.
481
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,801
IF THAT'S WHAT BEN
NEEDS TO DO TO STAY
ALIVE AND HEALTHY,
482
00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:26,367
THEN... THAT'S
ALL THAT MATTERS.
483
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,601
Vince:
CAN'T ARGUE
THAT...
484
00:21:29,601 --> 00:21:30,868
IF THAT'S THE
ONLY REASON.
485
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:36,534
486
00:21:36,534 --> 00:21:38,467
I'M JIM STOCKWELL,
487
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:42,467
POLICE CHIEF AND
COACH OF MY SON'S
BASKETBALL TEAM.
488
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,400
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN
YOU COULD SEND YOUR
KIDS TO THE PARK,
489
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,734
BEFORE SEX AND
DRUGS WERE AVAILABLE
ON EVERY CORNER.
490
00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:51,467
AS A CRIME FIGHTER
AND A PARENT,
491
00:21:51,467 --> 00:21:53,334
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THOSE TIMES AGAIN.
492
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,767
I KNOW YOU WOULD TOO.
493
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:57,534
VOTE FOR ME FOR MAYOR,
494
00:21:57,534 --> 00:22:00,934
AND LET'S MAKE
PITTSBURGH FAMILY-
FRIENDLY ONCE MORE.
495
00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:10,400
496
00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:24,133
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.
497
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:25,834
Woman:
IT'S A
MUSIC VIDEO,
498
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:27,667
NOT A CAMPAIGN
ADVERTISEMENT.
499
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,067
THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE
GOING TO RUN THAT.
500
00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:30,701
IT'S PRACTICALLY OBSCENE,
501
00:22:30,701 --> 00:22:32,667
REVEALING HIS
BODY LIKE SOME
SORT OF...
502
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:33,667
SEX OBJECT.
503
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:36,767
WHAT DO YOU THINK
SELLS CORN FLAKES?
504
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:41,567
THERE IS A
STRATEGY BEHIND
ALL THIS...
505
00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:42,901
WHEN WE'LL AIR THE SPOT,
506
00:22:42,901 --> 00:22:44,133
ON WHICH PROGRAMMES...
507
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:46,167
THOSE WITH A
STRONG FEMALE
DEMOGRAPHIC,
508
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:47,501
AGES 18-34.
509
00:22:53,701 --> 00:22:54,701
ALL RIGHT, DO IT.
510
00:22:54,701 --> 00:22:56,000
JIM, YOU CAN'T...
511
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,300
BUT IF YOU TURN
ME INTO A JOKE...
512
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,534
I'LL FUCKING
HAVE YOUR BALLS.
513
00:23:01,534 --> 00:23:03,300
IF HE TURNS YOU
INTO A JOKE,
514
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,734
I'LL FUCKING
GIVE THEM TO YOU.
515
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,367
[ Humming of
hair dryer ]
516
00:23:14,701 --> 00:23:16,467
EM?
517
00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:18,033
HI, HON, I'LL
BE RIGHT OUT.
518
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:22,033
THE NEW "TRAVIATA"
JUST CAME OUT.
519
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,601
CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT.
520
00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:24,534
OH YEAH?
521
00:23:26,033 --> 00:23:26,934
[ Chuckling ]
522
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,100
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
523
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,834
WHAT, ARE YOU...
YOU PLANNING ON
GOING STRAIGHT AGAIN,
524
00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:34,200
OR IS THIS SOME KIND
OF BIZARRO, CROSS-
DRESSING PRACTICE
525
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,934
YOU ENGAGE
IN WHEN I'M
NOT AROUND?
526
00:23:35,934 --> 00:23:38,667
I WAS JUST PUTTING
TOGETHER AN OUTFIT FOR
THE NEIGHBOURS' PARTY.
527
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,534
WELL, YOU'LL
FIT RIGHT IN.
[ Chuckling ]
528
00:23:40,534 --> 00:23:42,968
OH, OH, AND
CHECK THIS OUT.
529
00:23:42,968 --> 00:23:44,367
IT'S MY NEW COLOUR SCHEME
FOR THE LIVING ROOM.
530
00:23:44,367 --> 00:23:46,567
MOCHA WALLS,
531
00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:49,734
CHOCOLATE
MOHAIR COUCH,
AND, UM...
532
00:23:49,734 --> 00:23:51,767
CHARCOAL TWEED
CLUB CHAIRS.
533
00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:56,467
OH, IT'S...
VERY SMART, VERY
SOPHISTICATED, BUT
NOT VERY YOU.
534
00:23:56,467 --> 00:23:58,968
I MEAN, WHAT...
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE... THE
PLUM CARPET,
535
00:23:58,968 --> 00:24:02,334
THE RASPBERRY
SOFA, THE...
536
00:24:02,334 --> 00:24:04,300
CASABA MELON
PILLOWS?
537
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,234
PEACH.
OH.
538
00:24:06,968 --> 00:24:08,334
WELL, I...
I HATE TO
ADMIT IT,
539
00:24:08,334 --> 00:24:10,968
BUT YOU KNOW,
MAYBE MEL AND
LINZ WERE RIGHT.
540
00:24:10,968 --> 00:24:13,534
IT WAS TOO...
FRUITY.
541
00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:15,200
UH-HUH. SO,
542
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,300
INSTEAD WE GET
ASSIMILATIONIST-BEIGE,
543
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,267
BLEND-RIGHT-IN-BROWN
AND MAKE-NO-WAVES-GREY.
544
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:22,834
I JUST FIGURED THAT
SINCE WE'RE LEAVING
LIBERTY AVENUE,
545
00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:26,234
MAYBE IT WAS TIME
WE LEFT CERTAIN OTHER
THINGS BEHIND TOO.
546
00:24:26,234 --> 00:24:29,133
LIKE OUR COLOUR
SCHEME, OUR
SELF-RESPECT?
I MEAN, WHAT...
547
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,934
WHATEVER HAPPENED
"TO FUCK 'EM ALL"
HONEYCUTT?
548
00:24:34,033 --> 00:24:36,334
BACK IN
HAZELHURST,
549
00:24:36,334 --> 00:24:40,100
I USED TO LOOK
UP AT THOSE HOUSES
ON THE HILL,
550
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,734
YOU KNOW,
WHERE THE RIGHT
PEOPLE LIVED?
551
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:46,033
AND DREAM THAT
ONE DAY, I WOULD
LIVE THERE TOO.
552
00:24:47,934 --> 00:24:50,968
AND NOW THAT MY
DREAM IS FINALLY
COMING TRUE, I...
553
00:24:50,968 --> 00:24:53,501
I JUST... I
DON'T WANT PEOPLE
THINKING TH...
554
00:24:53,501 --> 00:24:54,934
THAT WE'RE THE
FAGS NEXT DOOR?
555
00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:59,300
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT WE'RE GOING
TO BE NO MATTER
WHAT YOU DO.
556
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:00,767
AND IF THEY
DON'T SAY IT
TO OUR FACE,
557
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,234
THEY'LL SAY IT
BEHIND OUR BACKS.
558
00:25:07,434 --> 00:25:08,367
WAIT THERE.
559
00:25:10,234 --> 00:25:12,734
[ Distant wailing
of sirens ]
560
00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:18,601
THIS IS WHAT
THE WELL-DRESSED
QUEER WILL
BE WEARING
561
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:19,701
ON FRIDAY
NIGHT.
562
00:25:23,901 --> 00:25:26,133
I LOVE THAT
SHIRT. ISN'T
IT SO CUTE?
563
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:27,868
[ Mixed chatter ]
564
00:25:33,267 --> 00:25:34,968
Ben:
PERFECT.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
565
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,367
THANK YOU. I
APPRECIATE IT.
566
00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:45,968
I DIDN'T
SEE YOU.
567
00:25:47,033 --> 00:25:48,033
GUESS NOT.
568
00:25:48,033 --> 00:25:48,968
[ Sniffing ]
569
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:51,968
YOU DON'T USUALLY, UH,
570
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,200
WORK OUT THIS TIME
OF DAY, DO YOU?
571
00:25:54,534 --> 00:25:55,534
NOT USUALLY.
572
00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:02,734
LOOK, IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.
573
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,634
I THINK IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I THINK.
574
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,467
MICHAEL TOLD ME
HE WAS GOING TO
TALK TO YOU.
575
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,234
HUH.
576
00:26:15,234 --> 00:26:16,167
YEAH, WELL HE DID.
577
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,234
AND HE UNDERSTANDS.
578
00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:22,734
WELL, THAT'S
MICHAEL.
579
00:26:22,734 --> 00:26:24,334
ALWAYS
UNDERSTANDING.
580
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:25,868
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST MIND YOUR
OWN BUSINESS?
581
00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:27,601
IF IT WAS JUST
YOU, I WOULD.
582
00:26:27,601 --> 00:26:28,667
AS MY DEAR OLD
DAD USED TO SAY,
583
00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:29,767
YOU'RE THREE TIMES SEVEN.
584
00:26:34,033 --> 00:26:35,467
BUT IT'S NOT
JUST YOU.
585
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,634
YOU'RE TAKING HIM
DOWN WITH YOU.
586
00:26:39,634 --> 00:26:41,634
I DO NOT NEED TO
BE LECTURED BY
THE BIGGEST WHORE
IN PITTSBURGH.
587
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,467
YOU ARE FUCKING
LUCKY YOU'RE
NOT POSITIVE.
588
00:26:51,934 --> 00:26:52,868
[ Grunt ]
589
00:26:59,601 --> 00:27:01,534
Ethan:
YOU ALL
RIGHT?
590
00:27:01,534 --> 00:27:02,467
SURE.
591
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:05,000
REALLY?
592
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:17,868
IT WAS THE
INTERVIEW.
593
00:27:17,868 --> 00:27:22,133
NO. I DON'T
GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT THAT.
594
00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:24,968
HUH, DAPHNE WAS
PRETTY PISSED
OFF, THOUGH.
595
00:27:24,968 --> 00:27:26,701
PASSING ME OFF
AS YOUR COUSIN.
596
00:27:26,701 --> 00:27:28,434
WELL, COME ON.
I HAD TO THINK
OF SOMETHING.
597
00:27:28,434 --> 00:27:29,534
MMM?
MMM.
598
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:35,033
IS THIS HOW
IT'S GOING TO
BE FROM NOW ON?
599
00:27:35,033 --> 00:27:38,767
LYING, PLAYING
GAMES...
600
00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:40,400
NOW YOU'RE
GOING AWAY.
601
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,033
TO HARRISBURG
FOR ONE NIGHT.
602
00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:44,067
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M GOING ON
A WORLD TOUR.
603
00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,701
THAT'S NEXT.
I WISH.
604
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,934
LOOK.
605
00:27:50,934 --> 00:27:53,267
WHO KNOWS
WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN?
HMM.
606
00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,100
I COULD BOMB,
AND THAT'LL BE
THE END OF IT.
607
00:27:56,234 --> 00:27:57,400
BUT IF
THIS WORKS...
608
00:27:58,934 --> 00:28:01,667
WE COULD HAVE
THIS AMAZING LIFE.
609
00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:05,200
I WAS THINKING,
WE COULD BUY
A FARMHOUSE,
610
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,467
WITH A
STUDIO, AND A
PRACTICE ROOM.
611
00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:11,968
HUH... YOU
DREAM BIG.
612
00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:14,601
WHY NOT? DOESN'T
COST ANYTHING.
613
00:28:14,601 --> 00:28:18,934
GOD, YOU'RE
SUCH A ROMANTIC.
614
00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:23,033
I HATE THAT
YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE
THERE WITH ME.
615
00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:26,200
NOT AS
MUCH AS ME.
616
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,267
HOW AM I GOING
TO PERFORM
WITHOUT MY MUSE?
617
00:28:29,267 --> 00:28:31,100
YOU'LL
DO FINE.
618
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,901
BESIDES, YOU
ALWAYS SAID I
WAS DISTRACTING.
619
00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,868
DON'T YOU KNOW
I WAS PLAYING
JUST FOR YOU?
620
00:28:36,868 --> 00:28:38,000
[ Chuckle ]
621
00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:51,767
Both:
[ Heavy breathing ]
622
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:04,033
YOU'RE NOT READY.
623
00:29:08,868 --> 00:29:10,868
WELL, COME ON.
GET DRESSED.
624
00:29:10,868 --> 00:29:13,667
YOU DON'T WANT
TO MISS ALL THAT
HOT MALE ACTION.
625
00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:14,868
WHAT'S
THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
626
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,133
THIS.
627
00:29:20,334 --> 00:29:22,467
HOW'D YOU
GET THAT?
628
00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:24,567
WHAT? DID ONE OF YOUR SEX
PARTNERS GET CARRIED AWAY?
629
00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:26,667
NO, ONE
OF YOURS.
630
00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:28,667
YOUR BOYFRIEND PRACTICALLY
STUFFED ME INTO A LOCKER.
631
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,100
WHAT? HOW COME?
632
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,834
WELL, IT SEEMS I
SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
HIS STEROID USE
633
00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:33,000
HE TOOK
OBJECTION TO.
634
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,434
WHY'D YOU SAY
ANYTHING AT ALL?
635
00:29:38,033 --> 00:29:39,567
UM...
636
00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:43,400
BECAUSE IT'S
UNDIGNIFIED FOR
A UNIVERSITY
PROFESSOR
637
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,067
AND NOT-SO-BEST-
SELLING AUTHOR
638
00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:47,234
TO BE SEEN MAKING
DRUG DEALS IN
A LOCKER ROOM.
639
00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:52,934
YOU SAW HIM?
YEAH.
640
00:29:52,934 --> 00:29:54,701
AND NOW I'LL BE
FORCED TO SIT AT HOME,
641
00:29:54,701 --> 00:29:57,567
NOT WEARING MY MOST
FABULOUS NEW SLEEVELESS
SHIRT TO BABYLON.
642
00:29:58,834 --> 00:29:59,834
I'M REALLY SORRY.
643
00:29:59,834 --> 00:30:01,334
YEAH, LIKE
THAT MAKES UP
FOR THE FACT
644
00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:02,634
THAT I'LL BE
SCARRED FOR LIFE.
645
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,667
WELL, YOU CAN...
TELL PEOPLE YOU
GOT IT DUELLING.
646
00:30:06,968 --> 00:30:09,834
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING TO
TALK TO HIM.
I DID.
647
00:30:09,834 --> 00:30:11,634
HE SAID IT'S
SOMETHING HE
NEEDS TO DO.
648
00:30:11,634 --> 00:30:15,300
[ Scoffing ]
BEN NEEDS MORE
MUSCLES LIKE I
NEED ANOTHER COCK.
649
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:16,767
HE SAID HE'S
AWARE OF THE
SIDE EFFECTS.
650
00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:18,000
LIKE PRACTICAL-
LY MURDERING
651
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,501
HIS LOVER'S
BEST FRIEND?
652
00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:22,067
WELL, IF
YOU'RE COOL
SLEEPING WITH
YOUR EYES OPEN
653
00:30:22,067 --> 00:30:24,434
AND A HATCHET
UNDER YOUR
PILLOW, THAT'S
YOUR BUSINESS.
654
00:30:25,901 --> 00:30:27,567
JUST KEEP
HIM THE FUCK
AWAY FROM ME.
655
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,834
Ethan:
OKAY, I GOT
MY RENTED TUX,
656
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,167
MY TRAIN
TICKET...
657
00:30:39,067 --> 00:30:40,601
"MISCHA".
658
00:30:40,601 --> 00:30:42,934
OKAY, I
GUESS THAT'S
EVERYTHING.
659
00:30:42,934 --> 00:30:44,200
EXCEPT YOU.
660
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,901
IT'S OKAY.
YOU'LL BE
BACK TOMORROW.
661
00:30:46,901 --> 00:30:48,834
I LOVE
STIFF-UPPER-LIP
GOODBYES.
662
00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:52,467
SO MRS. MINIVER.
663
00:30:52,467 --> 00:30:53,901
WHO'S SHE?
664
00:30:53,901 --> 00:30:56,501
IT'S FROM
AN OLD MOVIE.
DON'T YOU KNOW
ANYTHING?
665
00:30:56,501 --> 00:30:57,567
I'M AN IDIOT.
666
00:30:57,567 --> 00:31:01,000
AH, SHUT UP.
CAREFUL.
667
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,701
THERE MIGHT BE
PAPARAZZI LURKING
ON THE ROOFTOP.
668
00:31:02,701 --> 00:31:03,701
FUCK 'EM.
669
00:31:03,701 --> 00:31:05,501
LOOK!
[ Chuckling ]
670
00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:07,100
Children:
[ Mocking
laughter ]
671
00:31:13,234 --> 00:31:14,734
I'LL BE THINKING
ABOUT YOU,
672
00:31:14,734 --> 00:31:16,667
EVERY STEP OF
THE WAY, WISHING
YOU WERE THERE.
673
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,067
ME TOO.
674
00:31:18,067 --> 00:31:20,868
YOU WILL BE.
OH GOD.
675
00:31:20,868 --> 00:31:22,534
WHAT A CORNBALL.
676
00:31:22,534 --> 00:31:23,901
IT'S WHY
YOU LOVE ME.
677
00:31:25,601 --> 00:31:26,634
[ Closing of cab door ]
678
00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:38,067
[ Mixed chatter ]
679
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:44,634
THIS IS AMAZING.
JUST AMAZING.
680
00:31:46,467 --> 00:31:48,767
YOU'VE GONE UP
EIGHT POINTS
IN THE POLLS.
681
00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:50,934
THERE WAS EVEN AN
EDITORIAL IN THE
PAPER THIS MORNING.
682
00:31:50,934 --> 00:31:52,667
GOOD OR BAD?
IT WAS MIXED.
683
00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,534
IT DOESN'T MATTER
AS LONG AS
THEY'RE TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
684
00:31:54,534 --> 00:31:56,834
AND ALL SINCE
YOUR COMMER-
CIALS AIRED.
685
00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,200
YEAH, ALL OF THOSE
YEARS OF SIT-UPS
FINALLY PAID OFF.
686
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,567
WELL, WE'VE BEEN
GETTING CALLS ABOUT
IT ALL MORNING.
687
00:32:01,567 --> 00:32:03,701
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW, I HAD
EVERY FAITH IN YOU.
688
00:32:03,701 --> 00:32:04,701
NO, YOU
DIDN'T.
689
00:32:06,601 --> 00:32:08,734
BUT YOU TOOK A
CHANCE ANYWAY.
690
00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:09,767
Vance:
SO, UH...
691
00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:13,167
WHAT'S OUR
RESIDENT
GENIUS HAVE
IN MIND NOW?
692
00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:15,033
Jim: [ On TV ]
I'M JIM STOCKWELL,
693
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:18,300
POLICE CHIEF, AND
COACH OF MY SON'S
BASKETBALL TEAM.
694
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:20,334
THERE WAS A TIME...
695
00:32:20,334 --> 00:32:22,000
KEEP YOUR FACE
IN THE NEWS.
696
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,400
I'LL KEEP YOUR
FACE ON THE SCREEN.
697
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,267
Jim: [ On TV ]
...AVAILABLE ON
EVERY CORNER.
698
00:32:25,267 --> 00:32:27,267
AS A CRIME FIGHTER
AND A PARENT...
699
00:32:28,734 --> 00:32:30,734
HUH, COME ON.
700
00:32:30,734 --> 00:32:33,400
WE'RE THE GUESTS
OF HONOUR. IT'S
RUDE TO BE LATE.
701
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,734
MY INTUITION
TELLS ME THINGS
ARE NOT GOING TO
GO WELL TONIGHT.
702
00:32:35,734 --> 00:32:37,400
WELL, YOUR
INTUITION ALSO
TOLD YOU MADONNA
703
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,133
WAS GOING TO WIN
THE OSCAR FOR
"EVITA", SO...
704
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:41,000
SHE SO DESERVED IT.
705
00:32:43,968 --> 00:32:45,834
[ Sigh ]
LOOK,
706
00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:48,968
NO MATTER WHAT
HAPPENS IN
THERE TONIGHT,
JUST REMEMBER,
707
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,901
THIS IS
WHAT PRIDE
IS ALL ABOUT.
708
00:32:50,901 --> 00:32:53,100
WHY OUR
FOREFATHERS
AND FORE...
709
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:56,667
DRAG QUEENS
STOOD THEIR
GROUND AT
STONEWALL...
710
00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:59,767
SO THAT WE COULD
BUY A HOUSE IN
A NEIGHBOURHOOD
LIKE THIS.
711
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,334
[ Chiming of doorbell ]
712
00:33:13,067 --> 00:33:14,901
Sunny:
OH, THERE
YOU TWO ARE!
713
00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:16,868
COME ON IN!
714
00:33:16,868 --> 00:33:18,968
OH-H-H!
715
00:33:18,968 --> 00:33:20,534
[ Party chatter ]
716
00:33:20,534 --> 00:33:23,400
OH MY GOODNESS,
LOOK AT THAT!
717
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,334
I CAN'T WEAR
PASTELS, THEY MAKE
ME LOOK SO DUMPY.
718
00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:28,434
BUT YOU GAYS CAN
WEAR ANYTHING.
719
00:33:28,434 --> 00:33:30,167
SUCH BEAUTIFUL BODIES.
720
00:33:30,167 --> 00:33:31,901
YOU PUT OUR
HUSBANDS TO SHAME!
721
00:33:31,901 --> 00:33:34,801
SPEAKING OF
THE DEVIL, MY
HUSBAND, DENNIS.
722
00:33:34,801 --> 00:33:37,534
DEN, OUR
NEW NEIGHBOURS,
FRED AND EMILE.
723
00:33:37,534 --> 00:33:38,934
UH, IT'S TED.
724
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,100
EMMETT.
[ Chuckling ]
725
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,367
GLAD YOU
COULD MAKE IT.
726
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,267
WE KNOW YOU BOYS
PROBABLY HAVE
A LOT MORE...
727
00:33:43,267 --> 00:33:44,934
EXCITING THINGS
TO DO ON A
FRIDAY NIGHT.
728
00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:47,400
WELL, ACTUALLY...
THEY DON'T
NEED TO KNOW
729
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,868
ABOUT KILLER
KROTCH NITE
AT BABYLON.
730
00:33:48,868 --> 00:33:50,567
HOW ABOUT
A DRINK?
731
00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:51,601
I WOULD GIVE
MY LEFT TIT...
732
00:33:53,067 --> 00:33:55,634
I MEAN, MY LEFT ARM, FOR
A, UH... FOR A COSMO.
733
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:56,801
Sunny:
EVERYBODY!
WELL...
734
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,567
THESE ARE THE
BOYS WHO BOUGHT
THE HARRIS HOUSE.
735
00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:01,834
Women:
[ Squeals of welcome ]
736
00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,033
Woman:
HI!
737
00:34:03,033 --> 00:34:05,300
I'M DEDE AND
THIS IS PHIL.
738
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:07,067
WE LIVE ACROSS
THE STREET.
739
00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:09,300
HI.
WELL, SUNNY
HAS TOLD US
740
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:11,033
ALL ABOUT YOU.
741
00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:12,534
YOU KNOW,
OUR FAVOURITE
TV SHOW
742
00:34:12,534 --> 00:34:14,000
IS THAT GAY
DRAMA, UH...
743
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,234
WHAT'S IT
CALLED?
744
00:34:15,234 --> 00:34:16,634
"GAY AS",
UH....
745
00:34:16,634 --> 00:34:17,868
UH...
SOMETHING.
746
00:34:17,868 --> 00:34:19,934
"GAY AS BLAZES"?
THAT'S IT!
747
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:22,501
OH, WE LOVE
THE CHARACTERS.
748
00:34:22,501 --> 00:34:24,334
YOU KNOW,
GAY PEOPLE
749
00:34:24,334 --> 00:34:26,868
HAVE THE
SAME PROBLEMS
THAT WE DO.
750
00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:29,067
I-ISN'T IT
AMAZING?
YEAH.
751
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,434
[ Giggling ]
752
00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:31,701
WE'RE THE
MAYERHOFFS.
753
00:34:31,701 --> 00:34:32,834
HI.
754
00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:34,868
YOU MUST COME
TO THE SCHOOL
MUSICAL.
755
00:34:34,868 --> 00:34:38,133
WE'RE DOING "MAME",
AND OUR 12-YEAR-OLD
OLIVIA IS MAME.
756
00:34:38,133 --> 00:34:40,200
OH?
NOT UNTIL THEY
COME TO MY HOUSE
FOR DINNER.
757
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,100
I HAVE A COUSIN
WHO'S A LESBIAN.
758
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:45,601
BIG DEAL. MY
BROTHER IS
A TRANNY.
759
00:34:45,601 --> 00:34:46,968
WHAT THE
HELL'S THAT?
760
00:34:46,968 --> 00:34:48,801
Man:
SOME PEOPLE ARE
SO IGNORANT,
AREN'T THEY?
761
00:34:48,801 --> 00:34:51,367
A TRANSSEXUAL.
RIGHT, GUYS?
762
00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:54,133
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S... RIGHT.
UH, IT'S...
IT'S TOTALLY
763
00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:55,267
WHAT WE
CALL THEM.
T- T...
TRANNY. TRA...
764
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:56,234
Dennis:
DRINKS?
765
00:34:59,434 --> 00:35:00,400
All:
CHEERS! CHEERS!
766
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:02,467
All:
[ Laughing ]
767
00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,334
Dede:
WELCOME TO OUR
NEW NEIGHBOURS.
768
00:35:05,334 --> 00:35:07,033
HAPPY HOME-OWNING!
769
00:35:07,033 --> 00:35:08,234
[ Mixed chatter ]
770
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,701
Ethan:
SO WHAT DID
YOU THINK?
771
00:35:11,701 --> 00:35:12,901
All:
[ Clapping ]
772
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:26,200
773
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,467
[ Indistinct
comments ]
774
00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,200
JUST TERRIFIC.
THANK YOU.
775
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,801
THRILLING
PERFORMANCE.
776
00:35:30,801 --> 00:35:32,901
AND YOU WERE
SO PASSIONATE.
777
00:35:32,901 --> 00:35:34,601
I TEND TO GET
INVOLVED WITH
WHAT I'M PLAYING.
778
00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:36,267
AND TO STEP IN
LIKE THAT, AT
THE LAST MINUTE.
779
00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:37,767
MOST IMPRESSIVE.
780
00:35:37,767 --> 00:35:40,100
IT WAS A
PRIVILEGE TO
PERFORM, SIR.
THANK YOU.
781
00:35:42,334 --> 00:35:44,734
YOU PLAY YOUR
ADMIRERS ALMOST
AS WELL AS
YOUR VIOLIN.
782
00:35:45,868 --> 00:35:47,267
I DIDN'T WORK
STREET CORNERS
FOR NOTHING.
783
00:35:47,267 --> 00:35:48,300
Man:
WELL DONE,
MR. GOLD.
784
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:49,934
NEXT TIME,
WE GET A TUX
THAT FITS.
785
00:35:51,234 --> 00:35:52,868
YOU MEAN THERE'S
ACTUALLY GOING TO
BE A NEXT TIME?
786
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,701
I SPOKE WITH
THE BUFFALO
SYMPHONY.
787
00:35:55,701 --> 00:35:59,300
THEY WANT TO
INCLUDE YOU IN
THEIR "EMERGING
ARTISTS SERIES."
788
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,033
NO SHIT!
MR. GOLD?
789
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,634
WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU. THANK
YOU VERY MUCH!
790
00:36:03,634 --> 00:36:05,801
I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN I GET BACK
TO NEW YORK WITH
THE DETAILS, OKAY?
791
00:36:05,801 --> 00:36:21,133
792
00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:22,300
[ Indistinct
conversation ]
793
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:38,000
794
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,033
[ Inaudible ]
795
00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:46,067
796
00:36:46,067 --> 00:36:47,033
[ Inaudible ]
797
00:36:48,133 --> 00:37:03,100
798
00:37:20,868 --> 00:37:21,934
COCKTAIL FRANK?
799
00:37:21,934 --> 00:37:23,667
UH, IT'S TED.
800
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:24,734
[ Giggling ]
801
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,067
THANK YOU, SUNNY.
802
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,834
WHAT LINE ARE
YOU IN, EMMETT?
803
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:34,234
I, UH, I WORK AT
A SMALL GENTLEMAN'S
HABERDASHERY,
804
00:37:34,234 --> 00:37:35,267
ON LIBERTY AVENUE.
805
00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:36,834
OH, THE
GAY STREET!
806
00:37:36,834 --> 00:37:37,834
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
807
00:37:37,834 --> 00:37:39,234
Sunny:
COCKTAIL FRANK?
NO, THANK YOU.
808
00:37:39,234 --> 00:37:40,400
BUT WHAT I
REALLY WANT TO DO
809
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,968
IS BE A PARTY
PLANNER.
810
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:44,234
MAYBE YOU COULD
HELP PLAN MY
HOLIDAY PARTY.
811
00:37:44,234 --> 00:37:45,234
Dede:
AND MINE!
812
00:37:45,234 --> 00:37:46,701
OH, AND MINE!
813
00:37:46,701 --> 00:37:47,767
NO, THAT WOULD
BE GREAT!
814
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:48,701
AH!
[ Laughter ]
815
00:37:50,133 --> 00:37:52,133
AND YOUR
INTUITION TOLD
YOU TONIGHT WOULD
BE A DISASTER.
816
00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:53,300
[ Chiming of doorbell ]
817
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,267
[ Laughter ]
818
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,734
CAN I HELP
YOU, OFFICERS?
819
00:37:59,734 --> 00:38:00,667
IS SOMEONE
DOUBLE-PARKED?
820
00:38:01,767 --> 00:38:03,133
UH, WE WERE
TOLD WE MIGHT
FIND A...
821
00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:04,133
THEODORE SCHMIDT
HERE, MA'AM.
822
00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:06,767
HIS OFFICE
GAVE US THIS
ADDRESS.
823
00:38:06,767 --> 00:38:07,901
OUR NEW NEIGHBOUR.
824
00:38:07,901 --> 00:38:08,901
HE'S RIGHT IN HERE.
825
00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:12,334
[ Mixed chatter ]
826
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,100
Woman:
LITTLE SLEEPERS,
BABY POWDER...
827
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,100
THEODORE SCHMIDT?
828
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:18,100
Woman:
OH...
829
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,667
YEAH, THAT'S,
UH... RIGHT.
830
00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,801
CAN I... CAN I
HELP YOU, OFFICERS?
831
00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:22,267
YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST,
MR. SCHMIDT.
832
00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:24,934
A-ARREST?
833
00:38:24,934 --> 00:38:26,267
FOR WHAT?
834
00:38:26,267 --> 00:38:27,367
CONTRIBUTING TO
THE DELINQUENCY
OF A MINOR.
835
00:38:27,367 --> 00:38:30,100
TH... THAT'S
VERY FLATTERING,
OFFICER. I...
836
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,000
KNOW I LOOK WAY
YOUNGER THAN MY
YEARS, BUT...
837
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,801
AN INSPECTION
OF YOUR PORNO-
GRAPHIC WEBSITE
ESTABLISHMENT
838
00:38:34,801 --> 00:38:37,033
FOUND AN UNDER-
AGE EMPLOYEE ON
YOUR PREMISES.
839
00:38:37,033 --> 00:38:38,701
HUH! NO, THAT...
THAT'S ABSURD.
840
00:38:38,701 --> 00:38:39,901
I CHECKED AND DOUBLE-
CHECKED EVERYONE.
841
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,033
THERE ARE NO UNDER-
AGE EMPLOYEES.
842
00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:44,000
WHAT ABOUT
EDWARD STEWART MALONE?
843
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,701
EDDIE? HE...
HE'S MY ASSISTANT.
844
00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,434
HE WON'T BE
18 FOR ANOTHER
3 MONTHS.
845
00:38:47,434 --> 00:38:49,267
Various:
GOOD LORD. OH-H!
846
00:38:49,267 --> 00:38:50,501
EDDIE'S 21!
847
00:38:50,501 --> 00:38:51,834
NOT ACCORDING
TO HIS BIRTH
CERTIFICATE.
848
00:38:52,901 --> 00:38:54,934
B-BUT, HE...
HE'S SO TALL.
849
00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:56,367
WANT TO
COME ALONG?
850
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,701
OFFICER NORTON
HERE WILL READ
YOU THE MIRANDA.
851
00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:00,133
EM...
852
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,267
UH, UH...
853
00:39:03,267 --> 00:39:05,000
UH, TH-THANK
YOU, SUNNY,
854
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,467
THANK YOU,
DENNIS, UM...
855
00:39:07,901 --> 00:39:09,400
WELL, EVERYONE, AS... AS
SOON AS WE GET MOVED IN,
856
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,234
WE'RE GOING... HAVE A...
A... A BIG OL' BARBECUE.
857
00:39:13,234 --> 00:39:14,934
AND YOU'RE...
858
00:39:14,934 --> 00:39:16,534
YOU'RE ALL INVITED. SO...
859
00:39:18,868 --> 00:39:22,133
Various:
OH... GOODNESS.
OH, YOU JUST NEVER
KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE.
860
00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:23,100
Ben:
[ Vomiting ]
861
00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:26,300
[ Moaning ]
862
00:39:32,434 --> 00:39:33,567
[ Spitting ]
863
00:39:33,567 --> 00:39:35,601
[ Flushing of toilet ]
[ Cough ]
864
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,334
CAN I DO
ANYTHING?
AGH.
865
00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:40,834
[ Splashing of water ]
866
00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:44,067
[ Spitting ]
867
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,667
[ Sighing ]
868
00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:47,634
MMMM.
869
00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:53,000
MUST BE SOME-
THING I ATE.
OR THE STEROIDS.
870
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,334
WE ALREADY HAD
THAT CONVERSATION.
871
00:39:55,334 --> 00:39:56,567
IT'S FUCKING
YOU UP.
872
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:57,834
IT IS NOT
FUCKING ME UP.
873
00:39:57,834 --> 00:40:00,033
YEAH, IT IS.
AND YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW IT.
874
00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:01,334
CHRIST, YOU
EVEN HIT BRIAN.
875
00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:02,534
I DID NOT HIT HIM!
876
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,267
WELL, SHOVED
HIM, MADE
HIM BLEED,
877
00:40:04,267 --> 00:40:06,434
WHATEVER. BUT YOU
CAN'T JUST GO AROUND
SHOVING PEOPLE
878
00:40:06,434 --> 00:40:08,934
AND ACTING
ALL CRAZY.
OH, NOW
I'M CRAZY?
879
00:40:08,934 --> 00:40:10,267
UH, FUCK YOU!
880
00:40:10,267 --> 00:40:11,968
YOU'RE NOT
CRAZY. YOU
JUST...
881
00:40:11,968 --> 00:40:14,067
SOMETIMES YOU
ACT THAT WAY.
882
00:40:14,067 --> 00:40:15,534
YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING.
883
00:40:15,534 --> 00:40:16,601
UNDERSTAND
WHAT?
884
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,634
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO WAKE UP
EVERY MORNING
885
00:40:20,634 --> 00:40:22,968
AND REMEMBER,
"OH YEAH, I'VE
GOT THIS THING."
886
00:40:22,968 --> 00:40:25,968
BECAUSE YOU
DON'T HAVE
THIS THING.
887
00:40:25,968 --> 00:40:29,467
YOU NEVER
HAVE TO TAKE A
MOUTHFUL OF MEDS,
888
00:40:29,467 --> 00:40:31,167
NEVER KNOWING
WHEN THEY'LL
STOP WORKING,
889
00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:33,067
NEVER KNOWING WHEN
A FUCKING COUGH OR
A FUCKING SNIFFLE
890
00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:35,300
MAY LAND YOU IN
THE HOSPITAL,
BECAUSE TO YOU,
891
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,968
MICHAEL, IT IS JUST
A FUCKING COUGH OR
A FUCKING SNIFFLE!
892
00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,501
AND EVERY TIME
I GO TO KISS YOU
893
00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:41,534
OR SUCK YOU
OR FUCK YOU,
894
00:40:41,534 --> 00:40:44,267
EVEN WHEN WE'RE
PROTECTED, EVEN
THEN THERE'S STILL
THIS SHITTY,
895
00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:46,634
NAGGING DOUBT
THAT MAYBE, JUST
MAYBE, YOU COULD
GET INFECTED.
896
00:40:50,501 --> 00:40:51,734
SOMETIMES I
JUST THINK...
WHAT?
897
00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:56,901
SOMETIMES YOU
JUST THINK WHAT?
898
00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:00,000
THAT IT MIGHT
JUST BE EASIER
899
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,100
TO BE WITH SOMEONE
WHO'S POSITIVE.
900
00:41:18,234 --> 00:41:19,667
[ Slamming of door ]
901
00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:20,701
[ Sniffling ]
902
00:41:20,701 --> 00:41:35,667
903
00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:57,334
♪ MY EYES BURN NAKED ♪
904
00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:04,634
♪ MY BLACK COLD NUMBERS ♪
905
00:42:07,467 --> 00:42:11,467
♪ MY INSECURITIES ♪
906
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:18,033
♪ MY DEVIOUS NATURE ♪
907
00:42:21,334 --> 00:42:24,767
♪ MAKE IT GO AWAY ♪
908
00:42:24,767 --> 00:42:34,133
909
00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:35,100
BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE?
910
00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:39,133
NO THANKS.
911
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:47,501
WHERE'S YOUR FIANCE?
912
00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:51,968
HE'S PLAYING SOMEWHERE.
913
00:42:56,234 --> 00:42:57,234
WELL, LUCKILY...
914
00:42:58,300 --> 00:42:59,334
YOU HAVE THIS.
915
00:42:59,334 --> 00:43:05,200
916
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,200
SEE YA.
917
00:43:07,567 --> 00:43:11,100
♪ MY EYES BURN NAKED ♪
918
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,501
♪ MY BLACK COLD NUMBERS ♪
919
00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:25,067
♪ MY INSECURITIES ♪
920
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:31,834
♪ MY DEVIOUS NATURE ♪
921
00:43:35,033 --> 00:43:38,667
♪ MAKE IT GO AWAY ♪
922
00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:48,601
923
00:43:48,601 --> 00:43:52,367
♪ MY REST BETWEEN RUBBER ♪
924
00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:59,033
♪ MY SPIDER SHADOW ♪
925
00:44:02,434 --> 00:44:05,701
♪ MY SHATTERED DANCER ♪
926
00:44:05,701 --> 00:44:17,567
927
00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:19,634
♪ BEAUTIFUL ♪
928
00:44:19,634 --> 00:44:24,434
929
00:44:24,434 --> 00:44:26,667
♪ BROKEN ♪
930
00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:34,033
♪ MY CRYSTAL FINGERS ♪
931
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,601
♪ BEAUTIFUL ♪
932
00:44:40,133 --> 00:44:42,267
♪ BROKEN ♪
933
00:44:45,234 --> 00:44:48,934
♪ MY CRYSTAL FINGERS ♪
934
00:44:48,934 --> 00:44:57,667
935
00:45:05,467 --> 00:45:08,901
♪ MY GLASS LIKE RAIN ♪
936
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:14,734
♪ MY ILLUMINATION ♪
937
00:45:19,901 --> 00:45:23,534
♪ MY CRACKS ARE SLIDING ♪
938
00:45:23,534 --> 00:45:30,267
939
00:45:30,267 --> 00:45:33,934
MOO.
940
00:45:33,934 --> 00:45:48,234
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