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-ls it recording?
-Yeah.
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All right.
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All right, okay.
Can we clear this area, please?
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-See that? l talk, people listen.
-That's beautiful.
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-Hi, babe.
-Hi, babe.
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-How are you?
-l'm good. How are you?
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l'm good. You having fun?
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Yeah. You having fun?
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-You look mighty tanned.
-Hey!
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Oh, my God!
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Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Ready?
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Hold on.
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Hey, dude.
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-Zachy poo.
-What's up, baby?
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Hi, Zachy poo.
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l see.
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You want to get in on it, Lauren?
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-Come here. Come on.
-No way. No.
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Who loves you, baby?
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-You do.
-Of course.
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-l'm gonna go throw up.
-Shut up.
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Are you a little jealous, Zach?
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A little jealous? l thought your girl
was throwing me some rhythm there.
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-What do you mean "my girl"?
-Yeah, what do you mean "his girl"?
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Come on, you two.
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-l ain't nobody's girl.
-Enough with the charade. All right...
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Why are you still here?
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-Because nobody's following me.
-Okay.
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Where are we, by the way?
Does anybody know?
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El Matador, homie. Didn't you see?
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-"El Matador." Seriously?
-Yeah.
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You guys are my best friends. No shit.
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-Okay.
-Hi, guys.
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That is...
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-l'm totally gonna puke.
-Do it in your tent later.
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Guys, do you think...
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Guys, do you think
we're gonna know each other forever?
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-Yeah!
-Shut up.
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l fucking hope not.
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Let's create some memories.
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-Come on.
-Nice, Zach.
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l can't drink, man.
l got to do this to get high.
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Yo, be careful. Come on.
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Hey!
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Holy shit.
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Pretty fucking funny, Zach.
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-You're bleeding.
-Give me the camera.
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-My fucking arm.
-Oh, my God.
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Hey, man. You all right?
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Do l look... Do l look all right?
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He's over me.
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-That l don't believe.
-Whatever.
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No way any man could ever get over you.
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Because l'm great in bed, right?
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-Funny. Boy!
-Right?
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Wow, when's the last time
you saw these guys?
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-Five years.
-Well, if you don't behave...
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Oh, boy.
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-Are you sleeping?
-Are you sleeping?
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-Are you sleeping, baby Sara?
-Are you sleeping, baby Sara?
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-Baby Sara
-Baby Sara
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She's not crying anymore
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-So l think that's good
-l can hear that clearly
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-Hey, guys!
-Hey!
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Seamless.
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Nice touch.
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Damn.
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Boy toys.
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-Hey, Lauren.
-Amy!
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-Hey!
-Wow.
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What you got there?
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Hi.
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Wow. You have a family.
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-Wow.
-Can you take her for a sec?
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Okay.
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-Good to see you.
-You, too.
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You and Zach came together.
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He just picked me up at the bus station.
My butt's still dizzy.
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There you go. Back to mom.
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Wow, she's heavy. Cute kid.
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Thank you.
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-And where's the birthday boy?
-Hey, Mom. Wow.
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-Hi. Who's this?
-This is Sara.
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Hi.
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l'm Uncle Zach.
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Yes.
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-Happy birthday.
-Thank you. So good to see you.
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-So good to see you.
-l'll second that.
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-James. Heard a lot about you.
-Likewise.
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-Okay, let's go see this thing.
-Yeah.
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-Which one's the Godspeed?
-l don't think it will be hard to spot.
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Go on.
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lt's okay. l promise.
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Marco.
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Polo.
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Marco.
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You're always cheating.
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l'm only cheating if you lose.
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Dad.
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Yo, dickhead.
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Come on, Amy. You can do it.
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l'm right here, honey.
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There you go. Easy as pie.
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Danny always said
he'd be a millionaire by 30.
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Even back in high school.
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You said the same thing.
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-Yeah, but l was kidding.
-Let's give ourselves a tour.
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Where the hell is he?
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l don't know about you guys,
but l got to pee.
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-Watch your step, baby.
-Hey, Lauren, l think l found...
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l guess not.
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-Boy!
-Classic Dan.
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-He's having breakfast.
-Well, it's about time.
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Who's next?
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This little vixen is Michelle. Say hi.
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lt's nice to meet you guys!
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See you in, like, two minutes.
That's all it takes.
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Happy birthday.
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-Thank you.
-Great. Our daughter is scarred for life.
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She'll either grow up to be oddly attracted
to Popeye or a lesbian.
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-Yo. Where's my gift?
-My presence is your present.
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Awesome. Do you have the receipt?
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Easy.
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l wonder what this is.
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For he's a jolly big asshole
For he's a jolly big asshole
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For he's a jolly big asshole
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He's 30 fucking years old.
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-l have two very good things for you.
-Look at that.
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-Happy birthday.
-Who modeled for these?
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"Breast Wishes." Very clever.
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-Can't wait to taste them.
-l wanted to get you real ones.
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Okay.
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lt's a pervert's life for me
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This is a nice fucking boat, Mr. Rockefeller.
Business must be good.
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-You like, huh?
-Yeah.
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Me, too. l like very much.
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And l want to keep it that way.
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-No smoking onboard, birthday boy.
-Are you fucking kidding me?
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Baby's brand new.
140
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How long you been running drugs?
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l prefer to make my fortune
the old-fashioned way.
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-How's that?
-With other people's money.
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All right, so, this is just, what,
your getaway vehicle?
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l like it fine where l am.
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Hey, Sara. You want to take a nap?
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There we are, huh?
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Are you having fun on this big, old bed?
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-Who's my girl?
-You are, aren't you?
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Now let's see if Mommy can relax.
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You've already done the hard part.
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-You think?
-Sure.
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You got onboard. You scaled the wall.
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Your mommy's crazy, sweetheart.
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l hope you'll come visit me
in the madhouse when you're older.
155
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No. Your mom's acting human.
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All right.
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Party time, people!
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Nothing like starting the day
with a Screaming Orgasm.
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-lsn't that right, baby?
-l don't know, you tell me.
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Look at that ass, Lauren.
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lt's time for you to stop being the perfect,
caring husband, 'cause l'm fine.
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No more talk.
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Time to get our groove on.
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Are we getting old?
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Not yet.
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Good.
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lt's been one major adrenaline rush for us
ever since we met.
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So, how many hours has it been exactly?
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For your information,
not that it's any of your business,
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but we've known each other for exactly...
Babe?
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Two weeks, one day
and four and a half hours.
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She can tell time.
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-l'm impressed.
-Okay.
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The natives are thirsty.
Must feed the natives.
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Quench your thirst with a nice shot.
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The Cleavers have arrived, and just in time.
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Screaming Orgasm, June?
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l think your mother may have dropped you
on your head one too many times, Dan.
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She's breastfeeding, you fool.
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-No shit. lt's just OJ.
-Thank you.
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Why are you wearing one of those?
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To cover my monster boobs.
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Monster boobs.
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-That wasn't very funny.
-Yeah. l know.
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All right, no, seriously.
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l'd first like to thank you all
for coming out here
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and accepting my most humble
of invitations after all these years.
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l appreciate it.
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And l would like to propose a toast
to our dear friend,
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with a great ass l may add, Zach.
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Happy birthday, old man.
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Thank you.
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l dub thee captain for a day.
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Hang on, hang on.
l'm not done with my toast yet.
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Here's to staying single,
seeing double and sleeping triple.
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No disrespect.
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None taken.
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Cheers.
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Come on, everybody. Let's dance.
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Baby.
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Bow's over there.
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Let's groove.
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Okay.
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Very impressive boat, Dan.
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Yacht, Jimmy. lt's a yacht.
206
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So, you still cruising the world?
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Aspen in the winter, Maui in the summer?
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Last winter, Japan. Yeah, instructing.
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-That was fun.
-You can snowboard in Japan?
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Yeah. Up north. Hokkaido.
Lots ofAustralians.
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Cool.
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Man, this is wild.
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Careful. Easy, easy.
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-You all right?
-Relax.
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Where are all the fucking dolphins?
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What are you talking about?
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Remember Flipper?
lf you fall in, they'll save you.
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Unless you save me first.
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Let me guess.
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You're the king of the world, right?
Very original.
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Zach, shut up.
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There it is.
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Yes.
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See, that life raft seats eight.
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And there are only six of us, Amy,
so we're set.
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Don't forget Sara.
227
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l'm sorry. So, six and a half.
228
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Actually, l think the orange
kind of suits you.
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l'm hot.
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Yes. You are.
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l want to go swimming.
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You boys want to take a dip?
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-We got masks and a knife. Who wants?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, we do.
-We do.
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Cute.
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Any special requests for dinner,
my captain?
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Yeah. Two mermaids on a stick.
238
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And now for the piece de résistance.
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l love her! l'm gonna name her Delphine.
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-Told you we'd see a dolphin.
-Wow.
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-You coming, Dan?
-l'll be right with you.
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You want one, right?
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Duty calls.
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Go enjoy yourself, please.
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-You sure?
-Fair.
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Gee, thanks.
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-All right. Let's get wet.
-Should l take my cigarettes with me?
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Wow, it looks deep.
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Just kidding.
250
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That's funny.
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l'm coming, sweet girl.
252
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-See you ladies in the water.
-Yep.
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Last one in's the last one out!
254
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l love it!
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Let's go.
256
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,722
-You and Amy seem really happy.
-We are.
257
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,479
That's nice.
258
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,346
You know what they say.
259
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,435
"You got to kiss a lot of frogs
to find your prince."
260
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,990
l think Amy's still kissing.
261
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,621
Zach, stop.
262
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,866
Well, you seem like a very nice frog.
263
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,672
So do you.
264
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,959
l don't mean a frog.
265
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,419
l mean, just pretty good.
266
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:15,381
l mean, just good. l mean, you're pretty.
267
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,469
-You're good.
-Thank you.
268
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,811
She's beautiful.
269
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,730
Thank you.
270
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:27,860
l want kids, Amy.
You know, one day, when the time's right.
271
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,862
With Barbie?
272
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,898
-What's wrong with having a little fun?
-Nothing.
273
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:40,028
-lf l was single and a guy...
-You don't need to be a guy to have fun.
274
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,330
ln your dreams.
275
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,921
And to think,
if l hadn't been such an ass in high school,
276
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,580
it could have been me instead of James.
277
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:52,089
Yeah. Like l was the only girl
in your life, right?
278
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,973
Why don't we head upstairs?
279
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,304
Why not?
280
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,537
-Take that off.
-Why?
281
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,706
-Just... Just come on. Take it off.
-All right.
282
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,795
-Okay. Now close your eyes.
-No.
283
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,885
Come on. Close your eyes.
284
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,354
Okay. Open them.
285
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,271
Yeah.
286
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,742
lt's cool.
287
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,413
Yeah.
288
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,703
Yeah. Let's go.
289
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,913
Okay.
290
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,332
So that's how it is, huh?
291
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,248
Oh, my gosh. That's no fair.
292
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,837
lt's so stupid and so long ago.
293
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,675
l lost my top.
Oh, my God, l feel so exposed.
294
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:25,891
Most people are afraid of spiders,
or afraid to fly, or scared of...
295
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,604
Scared of clowns?
296
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,765
Stop!
297
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,727
Hey!
298
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,856
lt's gotten worse since l had Sara.
299
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,566
l don't want her to end up
worrying about stuff like that
300
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,117
because of my paranoia.
301
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,330
You know, my buddy Brad,
302
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,371
he was afraid of circus clowns.
303
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,785
-Was?
-Yep.
304
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,208
-What'd he do?
-Well, we took him to the circus.
305
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,377
-No! You let me down, Dan!
-The water looks great. Come on.
306
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,795
-Let me down! Let me down!
-Trust me. Amy, trust me.
307
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,394
No! No, no, no!
308
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,879
Daddy, what's wrong?
309
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,939
-Marco.
-Polo.
310
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,691
Marco.
311
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:02,315
-You're always cheating.
-l'm only cheating if you lose.
312
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:44,203
Daddy!
313
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,322
No!
314
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:54,785
Amy?
315
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,003
Amy? Dan, what the hell happened?
316
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,134
What the hell happened?
How did she get in the water?
317
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,378
Dan, you're a child!
318
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,002
-Are you okay?
-You're gonna be okay, Amy.
319
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,089
We're gonna get you out.
320
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,799
-You did this? Did you do this, Dan?
-Are you all right?
321
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,974
We just jumped in the water.
322
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,434
What is wrong with her?
ls she gonna be all right?
323
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,524
You're gonna be okay, Amy.
We're gonna get you out.
324
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,349
Where's the ladder?
325
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,524
Where's the ladder? The ladder?
326
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,653
Should be... l...
327
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,021
Where's the fucking ladder, Dan?
328
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,439
l think it's on the other side.
329
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,612
lt's not on the other side. Or the back.
330
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,489
There's no fucking ladder.
331
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,800
You guys, help me out.
332
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,974
Any second.
333
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,630
We're gonna get you back on the boat.
334
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,638
Real fast. Relax.
335
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,887
We're gonna get back on that boat
real fast, okay?
336
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,239
We got to find the lowest point.
337
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,490
There!
338
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,112
No?
339
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,333
Fuck!
340
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,251
-We got to get to the lowest point.
-Higher, come on!
341
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,585
Come on, Zach!
342
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,382
All right. Let's try.
343
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,223
-Hey, Zach, what about that?
-Damn it!
344
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,304
Zach.
345
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,263
We got to run it right there
where the line is.
346
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,138
How's that look, Dan?
347
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,603
Fuck!
348
00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,897
-lt's too high!
-Come on, Dan!
349
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,198
-Hey.
-Hey.
350
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,325
How are you?
351
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:03,917
Using what? Water?
352
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,712
-At least we're trying to think of something.
-l'm thirsty.
353
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,126
l want to get back on.
354
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:11,967
We'll find a way.
355
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:20,889
Fuck!
356
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,564
Sara. Sara?
357
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,857
She'll be fine.
358
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:29,025
She could sleep through a hurricane,
and my crappy singing.
359
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,611
You know that.
360
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,000
A little higher!
361
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,759
l want to get out now, Dan!
362
00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,853
l'm getting cold.
363
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:06,056
Dan, help me! Don't leave me alone.
364
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,360
l'm tired and l'm cold
and l don't want to drown.
365
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,452
Come here. Come here.
366
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,912
That better? You all right?
367
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,960
You look pretty silly with that thing.
368
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,579
l know.
369
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,249
l'm gonna have to take it for a bit, okay?
370
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,434
Come on, bro.
371
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:36,640
Push!
372
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,677
Too fucking slippery, man!
373
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,675
l'm holding it as best l can, bro.
374
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:46,057
-Do it again. Come on.
-Yes! Yes!
375
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,396
Yes! Yes!
376
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,145
Bro, the air, bro. We're losing the air.
377
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,324
Fuck.
378
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,002
This was supposed to be fun.
379
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,998
l'm sorry.
380
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,513
There is a way.
381
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,507
There must be.
382
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,336
l don't believe it!
383
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,848
How could you be so stupid?
384
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,389
Could you get off my back?
l said l was sorry.
385
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,604
You did?
386
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,853
All right,
everybody just fucking relax, okay?
387
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:29,475
lt can't be this hard.
We'll get on this fucker. All right?
388
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,734
-What you got?
-Might be able to grab this.
389
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,108
Hell, yeah, you can reach that!
390
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:45,543
-You got to time it with the wind.
-You're really close.
391
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,955
Yes!
392
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,973
Yes! Nice! Nice, nice!
393
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,177
-Yes, yes, yes!
-Yes!
394
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,228
-Damn it!
-Damn it!
395
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,480
l don't deserve this.
396
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,325
Fuck it. We'll think of something.
397
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,508
Hey, girl.
398
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,604
Glad to have you back.
399
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,647
lt'd be funny if it weren't so serious, huh?
400
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:55,475
How's she doing?
401
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,817
-She'll be all right.
-Give me your mask.
402
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,282
How are you doing?
403
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:01,777
Okay, good.
404
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,529
We'll get you out of this water.
405
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:12,287
Hey.
406
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,706
Any of you guys got a cigarette?
407
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:19,666
Listen, l smoke, like, 40 packs a day.
408
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,341
My lungs are trash.
409
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,086
You don't see me going under.
410
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,298
Right?
411
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,890
lt's a lot harder to drown than you think.
412
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:29,524
You'll be okay.
413
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,810
-Michelle, we'll be fine.
-Thank you.
414
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,568
Come on.
415
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,486
-Come on.
-Let's move around a little.
416
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,611
What was that for?
417
00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:44,067
We'll get the blood flowing.
That'll warm us up.
418
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:45,197
For being here.
419
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,833
We should look for some other boats.
420
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,079
There must be some around, right?
421
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,623
Absolutely. Someone will find us.
422
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,014
You all right?
423
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:13,138
Not really.
424
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,234
l'll make it up to you.
425
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,030
-Something just touched my leg!
-What the fuck was it?
426
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,834
-What?
-l don't know. There it is again!
427
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,288
A shark! l know it's a shark!
428
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,960
Okay. Okay. Just calm down, okay?
429
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,293
What do you see?
430
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,833
Maybe we should kick our legs.
431
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,417
Scare it away.
432
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,251
Or piss it off!
433
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:54,997
All right, nobody's bleeding.
434
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,709
lt ain't a shark.
435
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,880
-How do you know?
-We're still here, aren't we?
436
00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:01,629
Yeah, that's the problem, Dan.
437
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,551
-l didn't plan for this.
-No shit.
438
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,840
Don't you do some sort of
pre-flight check, like a pilot?
439
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,175
Have some sort of
emergency backup plans?
440
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,680
Obviously not.
441
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,102
-lsn't that standard?
-Hey,
442
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,141
who died and made you
Captain fucking Nemo?
443
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:19,055
You didn't notice either. None of you did.
444
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:22,476
lt's your boat, Dan, not mine.
445
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,725
lf it weren't for you, Dan,
446
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:28,108
Amy would be up there,
and we wouldn't be here right now.
447
00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:32,156
Look, l said l was sorry, okay?
448
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,735
l should have checked.
l should have checked.
449
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,081
l should have checked!
What do you want me to say?
450
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:40,464
All right, l didn't think. l made a mistake!
451
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,961
You spend millions on a boat,
but you don't think?
452
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,258
l need some space.
453
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,800
Well, that's great!
We got loads of it out here, man!
454
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,545
You're MacGyver.
455
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,217
-Why don't you build something?
-Yeah.
456
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:59,345
Why not pull a 747 out of your ass
and fly us all out of here?
457
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:10,898
There has to be a way,
'cause Sara's still up there.
458
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,757
l feel cold. l can't move my legs anymore.
459
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,517
Please! Please!
460
00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:44,232
Listen!
461
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:50,239
Will you give me a minute?
l need some time to think.
462
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,711
Jesus!
463
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,003
What are you doing, Michelle?
464
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:12,007
-Michelle, what are you doing?
-l'm just trying to stay afloat!
465
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,427
Why does she get the jacket?
466
00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:15,840
-l need it, too!
-Stop it!
467
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,848
We can... We can share it!
468
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,180
Michelle!
469
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,427
Get a hold of yourself.
470
00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:29,778
What is this?
Best friends stick together forever?
471
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,158
l'm a person, too.
472
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:45,754
l just don't want to die out here!
l don't... l don't want to die!
473
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,133
-l don't... l don't want to die!
-lt's okay.
474
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,551
lt's okay. lt's okay. Come here.
475
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,460
-l can't... l can't...
-Come on. Come on.
476
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:56,428
lt's fine. Trust me.
Come on, Michelle. Trust me.
477
00:34:56,511 --> 00:35:00,311
Okay. Now, breathe. Breathe with me, okay?
478
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,675
Breathe.
479
00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:08,483
There you go. There you go, see?
See, you're gonna be fine.
480
00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:12,321
Trust me.
Okay, now, l want you to breathe, Michelle.
481
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,987
Just breathe.
482
00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,317
Breathe with me.
483
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,332
You're gonna be okay.
484
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:23,913
There you go.
485
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,469
Our Father who art in Heaven,
486
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,013
hallowed be thy name.
487
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,595
Thy kingdom come.
488
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,984
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
489
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:55,992
Give us this day our daily bread
490
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,491
and forgive us our trespasses
491
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,874
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
492
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,880
And lead us not into temptation,
493
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,877
but deliver us from evil.
494
00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:20,391
For thine
495
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,563
is the kingdom,
496
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,557
the power
497
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:33,823
and the glory.
498
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,935
Amen.
499
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,953
Save your breath, Michelle.
500
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,578
lt doesn't hurt to ask.
501
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,205
Yeah. Blessed are
those who ask for nothing
502
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,955
for they shall never be disappointed.
503
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,628
What?
504
00:36:56,714 --> 00:37:00,304
He lets millions of people die every day.
Children die.
505
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,094
What makes you think he's gonna save us?
506
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,715
Well, l ain't no saint,
507
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,770
but l'd like to think that there's something,
something bigger out there. l don't know.
508
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:15,359
'Cause if there isn't,
509
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,322
we're all fucked.
510
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:24,412
Mothers lift cars off their children
when they get into an accident.
511
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,872
And people, they cure themselves
of terminal illness.
512
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,209
lt happens, okay?
513
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,424
Maybe it can happen to us.
514
00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:35,746
lt has to happen.
515
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,517
l'm so fucking cold!
516
00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:55,312
My hands are totally numb.
517
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:07,370
Water, water everywhere,
and not a drop to drink.
518
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,997
A 75-foot nautical wet dream. Shit!
519
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,834
Lucky me. Just going to the Bahamas, man!
520
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,627
l'm so thirsty.
521
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,632
Boats are bound to come by sooner or later.
522
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,586
Somebody will find us.
523
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,183
lt's coming from the other side.
524
00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:28,244
That's my phone. That's my phone.
525
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,986
Get it. Get it, get it, get it.
526
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:34,077
-Answer it! Answer the phone!
-Careful, don't let it get wet.
527
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,503
-l can reach that.
-Answer it.
528
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:41,799
Answer the phone.
529
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,803
Answer it! Answer it!
530
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,761
-Ring, baby.
-Quick.
531
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,680
-Erica.
-Happy birthday, baby brother.
532
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,595
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
533
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:56,854
Erica.
534
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,313
That nobody can deny
535
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,726
-Erica? Anybody? Can you hear us?
-Happy birthday!
536
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,316
Help! We're drowning! Please!
537
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,031
Shut up! Erica?
538
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,651
-Zach, can you hear me?
-Erica, hello?
539
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,947
-Zach, you there?
-Erica!
540
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:12,527
-Help us!
-Erica. Hello?
541
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:15,543
-What did you do?
-Nothing!
542
00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:17,911
-You hung up on her!
-l did not!
543
00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:20,582
-What happened?
-Give it to me!
544
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,547
-Try to call her back.
-Bullshit! Call 91 1 !
545
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,259
Come on. Come on.
546
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:28,088
Please! God damn it! Fuck!
547
00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:29,757
No.
548
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,144
Zach.
549
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,982
We might have been able to fix it.
550
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:48,529
lt was soaking wet, Dan.
lt was fucking fried.
551
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,322
Are you sure about that?
552
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:02,126
-Maybe she heard something.
-Heard what? "Hello"?
553
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:05,882
How's that supposed to help?
554
00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,165
You didn't even tell her where we were!
555
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,256
l'm serious!
556
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:21,024
We're gonna drown out here.
557
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,765
How come nobody's listening to me?
We're gonna fucking die out here!
558
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,278
-Fucking die, you idiot!
-Michelle, shut up!
559
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,740
-No, you shut the fuck up!
-Hey, come on!
560
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,491
-Shut up!
-Hey! Hey!
561
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,203
Knock it off! Let's keep it together!
562
00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:36,741
lt's bad enough out here.
563
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:40,537
We don't need to be starting in
on each other every second.
564
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,099
-Leg cramp.
-Where? Which one?
565
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,885
-The left.
-Hold it up, hold it up.
566
00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:04,194
Okay? Okay?
567
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,277
That's much better. Thanks.
568
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,755
-l have an idea.
-What?
569
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,257
Let's make a rope. Come on.
570
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,600
Nude up, everybody.
571
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:44,936
Nude up.
572
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,859
-Another one of your perverted stunts?
-Give me some credit, Lauren.
573
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,441
We make a rope out of our shorts.
574
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,487
Toss it up there,
we'll hook it onto something.
575
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:57,490
l hate to say it, but it might actually work.
576
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,235
Chop-chop, people.
577
00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,703
l'm just... l'm so cold.
578
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:05,865
You're wearing dental floss, sweetheart,
not a ski parka.
579
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,828
Would you rather drown?
580
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:23,428
Shit!
581
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,398
-Hey!
-Hey!
582
00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:30,521
Hey!
583
00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:31,936
-Hey!
-Hey!
584
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,736
-Hey!
-Hey, stop!
585
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:35,489
-Over here!
-Stop!
586
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:36,859
Stop!
587
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,366
-Help!
-Over here!
588
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,826
Hey! Stop!
589
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,126
God!
590
00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:50,499
Stop!
591
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,170
-No!
-Come on!
592
00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:53,674
-Come on!
-Stop!
593
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,046
-Come!
-Over here.
594
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:57,839
Stop!
595
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:00,762
Stop.
596
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,936
She'll be awake soon.
597
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,027
l need the knife.
598
00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:20,203
Okay. Here, l'll hold that.
599
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,740
-Careful.
-Yeah.
600
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:27,001
-Okay. Should l start tying?
-Yes.
601
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:34,169
-ls there any way to get in from below?
-How should l know?
602
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,629
You own a boat like this,
you don't know anything about it?
603
00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:39,966
lt's a fucking yacht, Jimmy. Remember?
604
00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,262
lf it looks good, l buy it, okay?
605
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,516
ls that the answer you're looking for?
'Cause it's the only one l got right now.
606
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,057
l need the mask.
607
00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:55,359
Thanks.
608
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,907
Hey, Zach. You done with the knife?
609
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:09,079
-Yeah.
-Thanks.
610
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,422
Let's tie this.
611
00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,416
Yeah. lt looks good.
612
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:19,423
Hello. l am James Cousteau,
explorer of the deep.
613
00:45:19,758 --> 00:45:21,798
ls it a good knot?
You gotta make sure it's a good knot.
614
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:22,885
l'm gonna go take a peek below.
615
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,680
-ls it strong?
-l think so.
616
00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:27,354
-lt's gotta be able to hold me.
-You all right?
617
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,893
l'll be fine.
618
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,598
Give me the bikini top.
619
00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:37,939
Tie knots if you can.
620
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,280
l may have dropped something.
This is strong.
621
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,361
-Wring it out.
-We have to wring it.
622
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,980
-Yeah.
-Come on.
623
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,397
Go to your left.
624
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,148
Okay.
625
00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,159
Back me up.
626
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,411
-You okay?
-Yeah.
627
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,201
Wait, wait, wait. Here, pass it to Lauren.
628
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,414
Lauren.
629
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,914
-Someone hold it here.
-l got it.
630
00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,366
-Thank you so much.
-Okay.
631
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:33,536
Wait, wait, wait.
632
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:35,961
That's it. One,
633
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,298
two...
634
00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:46,684
-Give me a "one, two, three."
-Okay.
635
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,562
-Just a straight "one, two, three."
-Okay.
636
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,311
-Fuck!
-Here, wring it out.
637
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:53,852
Wring it out.
638
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,363
-You're getting this too wet.
-lt's too wet.
639
00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:08,701
-l got it.
-lt seems so easy.
640
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:10,409
-Okay.
-You can do it.
641
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,994
-On three.
-You can do it, Zach.
642
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,209
-One... To the left a little.
-Okay.
643
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:19,290
One, two, three.
644
00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:44,611
-You can do it. You can do it.
-Careful.
645
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,862
Come on, Zach.
646
00:47:47,739 --> 00:47:50,829
-You can get it, man.
-Take it slow.
647
00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,247
Come on.
648
00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:58,422
Careful.
649
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,056
Son of a bitch.
650
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,936
-Yes. Yes.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes.
651
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,403
Oh, my God!
652
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:44,842
God damn it.
653
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:51,594
Yo, man.
654
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,720
-What's that?
-l don't know.
655
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,563
lt's a square
cut in the side of your boat, bro.
656
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:09,855
James!
657
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:23,003
James.
658
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:36,010
What happened? Why are you...
Are you all right?
659
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:42,193
Lauren!
660
00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:43,939
What happened?
661
00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:50,443
Hey, James. Lauren...
662
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,990
ls he okay? ls he okay?
663
00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,204
-James?
-What happened?
664
00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:59,370
-Support his head.
-What happened?
665
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,214
Support his head. Keep it supported.
666
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:10,463
l think he has a skull fracture.
667
00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:15,086
-Jesus Christ.
-He needs a hospital, and he needs it fast.
668
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,931
Enough of this bullshit.
669
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:21,064
James. James. Give me the knife.
670
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,043
No.
671
00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:45,955
Dan! What is wrong with you?
672
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,343
Buy yourself a new toy
when we're out of this mess.
673
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,550
What the hell are you doing?
674
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,181
No!
675
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,370
Oh, my God!
Couldn't you just leave him alone?
676
00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,544
Give me some of the rope.
God damn it, Dan. Now!
677
00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:26,873
Christ, Zach, l'm sorry.
678
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,248
What did you do?
lt's just a stupid fucking boat!
679
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,206
What's wrong with you?
680
00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:37,336
This is gonna attract everything, isn't it?
681
00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:51,363
He was just trying to get us out of here.
682
00:51:57,823 --> 00:52:00,993
Sara... Sara, l'm here!
683
00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:03,703
Mommy and Daddy are here!
684
00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:05,157
Sara!
685
00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,631
l'm here! Mommy and Daddy are here! l...
686
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:16,014
l'm sorry.
687
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,336
l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
688
00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:22,347
Easiest thing in the world.
lt means nothing!
689
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,771
Where's Michelle?
690
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:33,767
Michelle!
691
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:36,647
Oh, my God.
692
00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:41,656
-Michelle.
-Michelle!
693
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:50,327
Michelle!
694
00:54:45,198 --> 00:54:46,698
How you doing?
695
00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:53,657
l feel cold.
696
00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:02,462
Well, we are at sea.
697
00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,677
Hold your head up, babe.
698
00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:22,360
lt's fine. Maybe in 20 years,
699
00:55:23,528 --> 00:55:25,988
we'll look back on this and laugh.
700
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,708
lt's too bad
701
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,013
that Dan forgot his camera.
702
00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:48,054
His video camera?
703
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,135
Yeah.
704
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:55,926
Remember El Matador Beach?
705
00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,151
Of course.
706
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:03,151
You were so sexy that day.
707
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,370
Now l know you're delirious.
708
00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:16,575
How much sea water did you drink?
709
00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:23,417
l should've told you that then.
710
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:29,723
You can tell me when we get back to shore.
711
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:39,098
Okay?
712
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:50,114
Zach?
713
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,488
Zach.
714
00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:54,492
Zach, breathe!
715
00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:57,582
Zach, wake up! Help me, Amy!
716
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:02,378
Zach, breathe! Breathe! Wake up! Breathe!
717
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,131
Oh, no.
718
00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,433
No.
719
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,299
God damn it!
720
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:15,558
No. No!
721
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,850
No.
722
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:24,059
ls the boat worth more to you
than your friends?
723
00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:30,822
He's dead! Zach's dead! Michelle's dead!
724
00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:33,819
But you still got your boat, right?
725
00:57:33,908 --> 00:57:38,658
Oh, yeah, l'm sorry. lt's a yacht!
lt's a fucking yacht, isn't it?
726
00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:40,077
No!
727
00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:43,165
lt's a fucking yacht! lt's a fucking yacht!
728
00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,876
-Fucking yacht! Fucking yacht!
-Stop it! Stop it!
729
00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:49,013
Stop it. Stop it.
730
00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:51,257
You're on his side.
731
00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:55,049
-No! No, of course not.
-That's what it looks like to me.
732
00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:58,019
After everything he's done?
733
00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:03,267
Old fires always burn, right?
734
00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:07,226
James, l'm just...
l'm just worried about you.
735
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,543
Most likely to succeed.
736
00:58:31,382 --> 00:58:36,052
l was voted Most Likely to Succeed
our senior year. You guys remember that?
737
00:58:36,262 --> 00:58:37,432
Dan...
738
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:41,734
l didn't want Zach to hurt it, l...
739
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:45,057
l couldn't let him hurt it because...
740
00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:50,229
Because it isn't mine.
741
00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:53,783
The boat...
742
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,120
This isn't my boat. This isn't my life.
743
00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,287
l couldn't...
744
00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:04,581
l couldn't rent something like this,
let alone buy it.
745
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,001
-What?
-l don't...
746
00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:09,585
l don't invest anything for anybody.
747
00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:16,255
l'm a fraud. l'm a monkey in a mailroom.
l'm an errand boy. l'm nothing.
748
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,221
l told Michelle l was a millionaire.
749
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:26,098
l told a hundred Michelles the same thing.
750
00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:31,072
l walk into their bars in my $2,000 suit
751
00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:34,280
with a picture of my boss's yacht
in my pocket, and l...
752
00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:37,112
l promise to sail them around the world,
753
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:41,620
and they always believe me.
You believed me.
754
00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,207
And, for once, just once,
755
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,083
l wanted to believe it myself.
756
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,209
l...
757
00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:55,216
l'm so sorry.
758
00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:57,589
l...
759
00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:00,757
No.
760
01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,064
Jesus Christ, l killed him.
761
01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:13,693
l killed them.
762
01:00:19,907 --> 01:00:21,987
Oh, God, it's all my fault.
763
01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:44,346
l loved him and l never got to tell him.
764
01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:48,313
He knew. He knew. Let him go.
765
01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:49,604
No. No.
766
01:00:50,688 --> 01:00:53,858
Okay. Okay. Okay.
767
01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,856
God!
768
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,460
-l'm totally gonna puke.
-Do it in your tent later.
769
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,625
Guys, do you think...
770
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:59,513
Guys, do you think
we're gonna know each other forever?
771
01:01:59,590 --> 01:02:00,880
-Yeah!
-Shut up.
772
01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:25,873
ls Sara still asleep?
773
01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:28,581
l think so.
774
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,882
She'll be getting hungry soon, won't she?
775
01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:36,209
Probably.
776
01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:39,128
We'll be back onboard by then.
777
01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:51,976
-l'll check on her before l go to bed.
-Okay.
778
01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,941
She's a good girl, isn't she?
779
01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:02,822
Just like her mom.
780
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:52,200
l think l'm gonna go for a little swim.
781
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,331
See if l can make it back to shore.
782
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,785
-lt's too far.
-Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
783
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:07,803
l'm not gonna die treading water, man.
That's just not me.
784
01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,300
lt's James, he's just...
785
01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,976
There's pressure on his brain, Amy. Just...
786
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,280
See you soon.
787
01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:54,764
-You're gonna make it.
-Yeah, so are you.
788
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,062
-Okay.
-Take care, okay?
789
01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:06,741
-Look after them while l'm gone, yeah?
-Yes, ma'am.
790
01:05:09,488 --> 01:05:11,158
Wish me luck then.
791
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:13,833
You won't need it.
792
01:05:58,371 --> 01:05:59,501
Sara!
793
01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:03,169
Baby girl!
794
01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:08,214
Sara, can you hear me? l'm here.
795
01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:13,301
Your mommy's here. Can you hear me?
796
01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:18,177
Please stop crying!
797
01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:22,935
l'm here, l just... l can't...
798
01:06:35,741 --> 01:06:38,451
l heard Sara crying.
799
01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:43,749
She's hungry.
800
01:06:46,919 --> 01:06:49,339
How are you... How are you doing?
801
01:06:53,884 --> 01:06:55,394
l'm all right.
802
01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,387
Dan?
803
01:07:02,143 --> 01:07:04,353
l can't move my legs anymore.
804
01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:18,486
lt's a square cut in the side of your boat.
805
01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:21,406
He was just trying to get us out of here.
806
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,890
-What are you doing?
-l...
807
01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:41,600
l wanna try to find the knife.
808
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:49,686
-Do you know how far we've drifted?
-l gotta... l gotta do something.
809
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:52,574
No. You don't.
810
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:54,439
l do.
811
01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:58,699
l'll find it.
812
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:02,490
Okay.
813
01:08:53,921 --> 01:09:01,551
James.
814
01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:08,644
l feel tired.
815
01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:14,690
Really tired.
816
01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,030
My head hurts.
817
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,546
l think l'm gonna go to bed, all right?
818
01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:42,723
Don't go to sleep yet.
819
01:09:44,805 --> 01:09:46,805
You wait up for me, okay?
820
01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:50,057
You stay awake.
821
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,059
-Sure.
-Okay.
822
01:09:54,815 --> 01:09:56,225
Right.
823
01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:01,856
-l'll wait up for you any day.
-Okay.
824
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:12,874
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
825
01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:15,882
Yeah.
826
01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:35,099
Don't cry.
827
01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:38,271
l'm sorry.
828
01:10:43,697 --> 01:10:45,027
Don't cry.
829
01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:47,873
lt's okay.
830
01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:30,452
James. James.
831
01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:33,621
Drink. lt's raining.
832
01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:45,221
James.
833
01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:17,598
lt's okay. lt's okay.
834
01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:48,971
Sara and l, we're gonna...
We're gonna miss you so much.
835
01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:23,893
Grab it!
836
01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:30,958
lt should have been me!
837
01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:25,428
Amy!
838
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:39,895
Climb up!
839
01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:52,876
Try it again! Come on! You can do it!
840
01:19:35,145 --> 01:20:11,635
Sara.
841
01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:17,022
l know. l'm sorry. l'm sorry l left you alone.
842
01:20:17,103 --> 01:20:20,313
l'm sorry. l didn't mean to. l didn't...
843
01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:26,025
lt's fine.
lt's gonna be fine. lt's gonna be fine.
844
01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:46,482
Dan.
845
01:21:49,112 --> 01:23:05,562
Dan!
846
01:26:37,066 --> 01:26:38,186
Ahoy!
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