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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,600 not a film by INGMAR BERGMAN 2 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:16,280 without LENA ENDRE 3 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,440 and absolutely not with SAMUEL FR�LER 4 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,520 PRATFILM PRESENTS 5 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,280 a film by THE KNUTSSON BROTHERS 6 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,840 NAKED AGAIN 7 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,520 and for the first time on a big screen in Sweden - VICTORIA SILVSTEDT 8 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:56,160 This very night in a street in Stockholm. 9 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,200 I can't get out. 10 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,520 Hello! 11 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,320 Anders? 12 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,360 Our hero ANDERS is going to marry Maria tomorrow. 13 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:35,640 He tries to be as smart as the guys at work, but he's more of a flop. 14 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,320 Lift him up. 15 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,640 Hell, he's as heavy as lead! Help me... 16 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,800 The evil guy PIERRE wants Maria, too. 17 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:02,160 But not only for love, mainly for her father's money. 18 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,880 -Turn on the light. -Three or four hours will do... 19 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,480 Fucking complicated to undress this guy! 20 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,840 And the watch... 21 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,080 More, more, more! 22 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,600 Shit, you do that... 23 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,000 Get him into the elevator. 24 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,080 Just give me two seconds - wait outside... 25 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:46,800 -Isn't it a bit too hard on him? -Hell, no! What do you mean? 26 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,040 -Each for all... -...and all for each! 27 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,000 Two years earlier. Ander's bachelor's den. 28 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,560 Guess what! Maria, at my job, the manager's daughter... 29 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,480 Do you know with whom she's having dinner tonight? 30 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:12,560 No? With me, Anders Karlsson! Tell me what to do, how to dress! 31 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,520 Bring flowers, it always pays... 32 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,560 Our friend MATTE, the only guy who doesn't work in an advertising agency. 33 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,280 He's got a decent job. 34 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,960 Good luck! Bye! 35 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:28,520 "Good luck... "I needed that! Here I was with my bunch... 36 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:34,280 My ex-girlfriend left me two years ago. Shit, I got to have a crap. 37 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:39,440 Look into her eyes. Not there, and not her ass... 38 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:45,120 -How sweet of you to bring flowers! -Well, yeah... 39 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,360 -Some roses and stuff... -Gorgeous! 40 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,000 Don't mind the mess. I'm redecorating. Come on in! 41 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:56,680 I'm preparing some food, put on some music... 42 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,640 Oh, yeah! A guitar-solo! 43 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:08,000 ''Yngwie Malmsteen!'' Yeah! Anders Karlsson! 44 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,800 Heavy metal?! That's my little brother's records. 45 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:18,320 Yeah... My brother's got them, too. 46 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:23,160 If she asks me about my brother, he's away. 47 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,840 Good drink. What is it? 48 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,600 It's a... gin and tonic. 49 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,680 Yeah, that's what I thought, but... 50 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:38,720 You know... I need to... go to... 51 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:43,200 -It's in the hall, behind the drapery. -The drapery? 52 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,960 It's okay, I'm just going to...wash my hands. 53 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,040 It was a drapery. 54 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,800 I suppose there 's a... No, there isn't. 55 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,120 I'll just wait... 56 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,760 No, I won 't! 57 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:03,600 There 's always room for a friend... 58 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,280 The party for the bride-to-be Friday, 6 June (yesterday) 59 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,280 Here's to Maria and Anders! 60 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,160 The bride MARIA was fed up with superficial persons- 61 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,760 -and fell in love with Anders, or is it just maternal affection? 62 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:16,800 The most improbable couple according to me! 63 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,920 Cheers! 64 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,440 Anders got good sides, too. 65 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,800 His ''back side''... 66 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,200 -Love is blind. -Taste is like dicks - different! 67 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:38,480 -I wonder how it turned out. Pierre... -Pierre told me they planned... 68 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,320 -...to sabotage his car, kidnap him. -Boring! 69 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,760 -How old are they? 13 or 30? -Five! 70 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,720 The bridesmaid PERNILLA lives with Pierre who treats her like shit. 71 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,720 She's waiting for an opportunity to give back. 72 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,280 The advertising agency M�rtelbom & Co- 73 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,360 -owned by Maria's father KG. 74 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,760 Morning, Helen! - Morning, Andreas! Everything's okay? Any mail? 75 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,640 Pierre! Aren't you going to play jokes on Anders today? 76 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,240 Sure. 77 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,720 Hell, who 's that? 78 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,040 -At Anders' and Maria's place. -It's mom. Are you awake? 79 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:27,480 -Sure, it's eight o'clock! -How are you today? Before D-Day! 80 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,600 Underpants... Forgotten to wash out again? 81 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,680 Maria slept at Viviane's and KG's place. 82 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,360 Sleep well, sweetheart! 83 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,880 Panties... 84 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,720 -Trying the wedding dress on... -Samantha Fox! 85 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:47,120 Viviane! Just as beautiful as ever! Like mother like child. 86 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,400 -You're too late for both. -There! 87 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:53,880 -Did you invite dad? -Oh l� l�! Victoria's Secrets... 88 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,440 He's an alcoholic! 89 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,920 He'd be so happy! You know he's having such a hard time. 90 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,880 Darth Vader at Luke Skywalker's Wedding, quite unlikely... 91 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,920 I could call him. 92 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:08,480 I won 't have him destroying my wedding! 93 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:13,960 Don't invite him! You hear me! I've got to go to work now. Bye! 94 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,720 Bye! Give my love to Maria. 95 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,720 -Don't be too hard on Anders. -No. 96 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,800 I met Maria two years ago. 97 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,440 -A flat tire?! -Shit! 98 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,280 Two! 99 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,320 -All four! -Shit! 100 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:37,680 And tomorrow I'm getting married! Do I really want that? And babies? 101 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,920 -How many spare tires do you have? -Little Red Riding Hood! 102 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,640 On your way to work...? Get in and I'll drive you there. 103 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,160 The wet dream ROSITA is just an ordinary girl- 104 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,760 -who studies, feeds her cat, and works on the side. 105 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:59,200 Maria, this is Rosita. She'll be our nanny- 106 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:04,240 -and learn our children how to read and count and... clean the windows. 107 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:10,400 Do you think they love each other? Is Anders' love for Maria real? 108 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:15,400 Anders is young, it is true, And inexperienced- 109 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:20,320 -but just give him a few years and he'll be a great asset to the firm. 110 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,520 Love is no investment, KG. 111 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,960 Don 't say that. You're my best investment. 112 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:34,480 Ofcourse I love Maria, but here lam all alone in the woods. 113 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,680 She's a beauty, she's nice. 114 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,160 -You thought you were in heaven. -What are you doing here? 115 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,440 He bought it! He bought it! 116 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,760 Stag-party, stag-party! 117 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:11,160 -Panties! -Lay off! 118 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:16,160 Anders, honey... 119 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,040 -I'd never have guessed! -What the fuck is this?! 120 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,800 Hell, it wasn't... 121 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,760 BABES! 122 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,760 -Hello. -Hi. 123 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,280 I've come to work. A stag-party for...Anders. 124 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,560 Well, they're not here yet. Watch this! 125 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,760 Sorry, ladies, but you've got to hurry up. 126 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,880 There's a bunch of guys coming, and you wouldn't like to see them. 127 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,920 Of course we'll check them out. Maria's last chance! 128 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,840 Gimme a man! 129 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,920 We hired him for you, sex with Anders is probably not too exciting. 130 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 You'd never imagine! 131 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:22,920 -Now watch, you fag! -He's no fag, he's getting married! 132 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,120 Maybe he isn't a fag yet, but it's not too late... 133 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,880 -I'm gonna take you for a ride, baby. -What kind of ride? 134 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:35,040 -Isn't it a bit too cruel? -His own choice to get married, so... 135 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:46,480 You're gonna get something you'll never forget. 136 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:52,840 -Bye, Anders! Good luck! -Bye, now leave us alone! 137 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,080 Aston Villa-United. Definitely a draw. 138 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:05,880 I'll give you a full massage. I haven't had a man for so long. 139 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,800 Neither have I. 140 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,560 Ladyshave?! 141 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:31,320 Give him the kiss of life, john-john, he seems to like you. 142 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,640 Ru Paul? 143 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,160 Surprise! Surprise! 144 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,720 How nice! 145 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:52,360 We've got summer, sun and droppings in the field 146 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:57,800 Maria's lying there with Anders ready to yield 147 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,040 Cheers! 148 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,120 God, what a ridiculous song! 149 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,080 Here, listen to this. 150 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:16,200 ''Finally, I'd like to tell you, Worried, that the size is of no importance.'' 151 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,440 Well... 152 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,800 ''Be honest to yourself, there's no hinder for love.'' 153 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,040 ''One inch is enough for carrying out an act of sexual intercourse.'' 154 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,200 ''Love, Dr. Ruth.'' 155 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,640 Ruth? Never! A guy wrote that! 156 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:37,200 Pierre is worried, so I tell him that he's got more than the average guy. 157 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:42,520 -I lie too, sometimes. -I'd appreciate another two inches! 158 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,040 And a thicker one... 159 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,480 No, I don't need to worry. Look at this! 160 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,040 I have proof for that! 161 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:55,600 -Anders, please, invite your father! -No, mom! He's an alcoholic! 162 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,480 -Are you drunk? -No, I'm not drunk, mom. 163 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,960 Out with the wine! In with the booze! 164 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,160 -Not that much! -Why not? 165 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:13,040 -Anders and I agreed to take it easy. -And you believe that? 166 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,920 Cheers! 167 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,360 Pierre promised they'd take it easy. 168 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:24,080 No, he won't get that pissed. No! 169 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,000 Okay. 170 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:31,160 Take my word for it. We won't hit the booze. 171 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:37,360 -Take that and party. -Hey, guys, guys, guys! 172 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,560 The real babes are here! 173 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,840 -What if I don't want to get married? -Isn't it a bit too late for regrets? 174 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,840 -Just joking... -I have to pee! 175 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,880 Where's my bag? Maybe I left it at the Jacuzzi. 176 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,320 I'll take a taxi. I hope it's still open. I've got all my things in my bag. 177 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,680 Hell, I'm sloshed! 178 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,920 -Hi. -Hi! Back already? 179 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,520 -Did you miss me? -Sorry, I'm just looking for my bag. 180 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:36,880 Try in there, but there's a stag-party so be careful. I wouldn't go in... 181 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,560 No, take my word for it. 182 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:11,240 -Hi, did you find it? How are you? -What are you doing? 183 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:16,720 -When the bottle stops... -Who shagged a girl? Raise your hand! 184 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,520 -Yeah, great! -You've done that? 185 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,600 No, wait! Who's been in bed with someone famous? 186 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,400 -Bj�rn Borg! -Okay, never mind. Listen... 187 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:33,440 -It's true! I had to have an abortion! -Great, Lotta. 188 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:41,080 If she had sex with anyone who's now dating another one of us today... 189 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,840 And if so, with whom? Do you understand the question? 190 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,920 -Yes, make it spin. -Nobody moves. 191 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,960 Maria! 192 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,360 -Let's hear it! -No, I got to leave now. 193 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:02,000 No, once you've started, you can't back out. 194 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:06,480 -Is it that important? -It's a matter of life and death. 195 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,800 Pierre. 196 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,720 PIERRE?! 197 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,400 I'm so sorry I haven't told you. 198 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,880 Hey, guys, I propose a toast. Here's to Anders! 199 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:33,000 Listen! Tonight's the last chance for Anders to get some meat. 200 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,360 -Matte will see to that he gets it! -Fried meat! 201 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:52,600 I'd like to say a few words because I think you've been great to me. 202 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,400 -We'll keep in touch. -Okay, bye! 203 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:03,280 -Bye, honey. I'm so sorry. -Forget it, it was so long ago. 204 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,520 -Do you really mean it? -Yes. Bye. 205 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,040 -See you tomorrow. -Bye! 206 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:21,040 Lotta's so funny. Did she really have an abortion? 207 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:29,400 -You're coming up? -To the guys? No thanks. Are you? 208 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,600 -Okay. Where is Pierre? -Pierre... 209 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:40,000 -Maybe he's in the apartment. -Pierre... 210 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:46,440 -Didn't he leave with the fag? -He drove the strippers home. 211 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,920 -Look in the apartment. -You boozeheads! 212 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,720 Dancing! Can you feel my guitar playing? 213 00:20:54,920 --> 00:21:00,120 -Anders! Where is Pierre? -I don't know. I haven't seen him. 214 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,440 I'm getting married! 215 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,920 Don't stand here. You're freezing cold. 216 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,160 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 217 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,640 Give me a hug! 218 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,920 It was so long ago. 219 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,320 Mom 's little crow Went for a row 220 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:19,080 Slided here, slided there 221 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:24,520 Aston Villa - away win, sure! 222 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:31,160 It was so long ago, so long ago, so long ago, so long ago... 223 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,240 -What...? -Hush up. 224 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:53,200 -Our little girl is now a grown-up! -Yes. 225 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:58,320 -Are you getting married tomorrow? -Well, I think so. 226 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,920 Now, let's go to bed. We've got a lot to do tomorrow. 227 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,200 -Good night, sweetheart! -Nighty-night! 228 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,600 Dream about Anders all night long! 229 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:25,160 Cosmos and all the things together... 230 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:31,480 What the hell, guys! What are you doing? Let's party! 231 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,000 Come on! 232 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,040 He's here... 233 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,600 Hush up! Keep quiet! 234 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,600 So, here you are, you deserter! 235 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,120 Yes, well... 236 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,680 I had a nap while waiting for you. The others were getting so gaga. 237 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,880 - The day before the wedding! -Come on! Get going! 238 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,960 I'd better not tell Maria! And it wasn't over yet... 239 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,200 Come on, let's drink! 240 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,600 NIGTHY-NIGHT! 241 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,680 See you in church! 242 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,360 D-Day. Saturday 7 June (today). 243 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:54,160 -You married in green plush, right? -Purple! It was called Mah-Jong. 244 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:58,040 -It was 1974, you were in my belly. -Great! 245 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:04,520 Yes, and dad was dressed in a green Corduroy suit. It's hard to believe. 246 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,080 -It was great yesterday. -What happened and where's Anders? 247 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,040 -Happened?! You were there! -Where did you go when I turned in. 248 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,120 - You've tried to phone him? -All day long! 249 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,600 - You haven 't seen him? -No. 250 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:24,480 I'm worried. A day like this nothing must go wrong. Let's meet at 12.30. 251 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,920 Hell. 252 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,840 -Relax, it'll be okay. -Bye. 253 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,600 I've got a fucking head-ache. 254 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:40,280 Take an aspirin! Anders and Maria are getting married today. 255 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:44,160 -If Anders is there on time. -Why wouldn't he be? 256 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:58,880 You don't want to be late for your best friend's marriage, right? 257 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,400 My best friend that you've been shagging! 258 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:07,640 Now what's this, my little idiot? It happened so many years ago. 259 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,600 You're so considerate! What about the strippers yesterday? 260 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,000 Well, I suppose I wanted to... 261 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:21,040 ...shag something with a stroke of intelligence for a change. 262 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:29,080 Then you might understand why I screwed Anders last night. 263 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,720 What did you do? 264 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,200 -Cut it out! -Don't you see what you've done? 265 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:44,240 You've screwed your best friend's... Sorry! Not ''screwed''... 266 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:49,520 Maybe you ''made love''... with your best friend's fianc�. 267 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:54,160 The day before her marriage! What will Maria say? 268 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,800 -What do you mean ''say''? -Yeah, what will she say? 269 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,200 -You wouldn't dare... -Not me. 270 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,400 I'm not involved in this. You must tell her. 271 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,920 Is it the police? Good. 272 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:13,040 There's a drug addict sleeping in our elevator - all naked. 273 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,720 25-55, come in. 274 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,320 This is 25-55. 275 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:30,280 Hi, we've got a naked junkie at Apple Road 111. Can you take that? 276 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:37,520 There I was...naked and alone. 277 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,080 Oh...an... 278 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,760 ... elevator! 279 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,000 -Let go! It's my sandwich. -Did you say Apple Road 111? 280 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:53,720 Hello! The Police Commander Center. This is 25-55. 281 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,360 -Was it Apple Road 111? -Hello? 282 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:02,160 Now, what's this? At seven thirty in the morning... 283 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,720 Apartment house... 284 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:23,160 Sparsely furnished... nice colors, yellow and black. 285 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:28,720 Learn to crawl, learn to walk Learn to love AIK! 286 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,200 The elevator! 287 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,960 -Hello...hi... -Hi, mate. 288 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,720 I've never seen that guy before. 289 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,920 Hi, my name is Anders. 290 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,720 I'd like to borrow some clothes. I'm getting married today. 291 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,880 While you're getting the clothes, May I use the bathroom? 292 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,080 Hi, I was wondering if I could use your...phone. 293 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,320 And the bathroom, if that's okay. 294 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,400 -No, just get out of here. -Please... 295 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,720 "Get out of here?" 296 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,880 Ugh! Pale-face... 297 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,880 Hi! 298 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,160 I was wondering... 299 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,200 Relax, just mingle... 300 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:32,680 -Hi, I've got no clothes. -And you'd like to borrow mine? 301 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,080 Well, no, I'm getting married today and that's why... 302 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,640 -Poor bride! -Let me buy your shirt. 303 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,840 Frankly, I don't take American Express. 304 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,400 I'm not poor. I'll pay you tomorrow. 305 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:54,840 I need to go to the bathroom. I'm getting married in four hours. 306 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,520 Hello, I'm with Jehovah's witnesses. I'm on my own today and... 307 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:07,200 May be you'd give a contribution for the benefit of the...naked children. 308 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:30,760 Jesus loves all the children All the children on our earth 309 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:35,200 Oh, when the saints go marching in Come on, baby, bite my wire 310 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,360 Anders Karlsson sees the danger And dribbles through the defence- 311 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:45,240 -meets the goalie, Thomas Ravelli is shaking, looking like a cheese... 312 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,360 Is it nice? 313 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,360 -Adam! -Yes. 314 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,880 -Did you call? -Yes, have you found him? 315 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,800 -The...drug addict in the elevator. -What drug addict? 316 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,760 He was lying there naked when I came with my dog. 317 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,280 Can you describe him? 318 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:22,040 Remember how messy you were, when we were getting married? 319 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,360 -I was just a bit confused. -Dad, you always are. 320 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,800 Now I just have to get some clothes And brush my hair... 321 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:38,640 Slowly walk up And say "yes" to the priest. 322 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,240 -I'm so hungry! -For what? 323 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,840 "The fleet!" Hell! 324 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:50,280 AIK-Djurg�rden, 5-0 at R�sunda Stadium 1978, on my birthday. 325 00:30:54,360 --> 00:31:01,080 Let's adjust to the environment, calm down, pass the defence... 326 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,720 Oh, no... Okay, take the jacket! Yeah, take them all! 327 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:16,560 And the car, yes... I won't need it. I gladly walk around like this. 328 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,360 Thank, God! Thanks! 329 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:30,520 We've looked everywhere, tell the lady there 's nothing to worry about. 330 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,960 "AIK." An AIK supporter! A real man. I hope he's at home. 331 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,360 AIK supporters are honest people. 332 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,000 -Hi, there. - The Djurg�rden-team! 333 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:49,320 -My name is Anders Karlsson. -On my birthday! Please, come in! 334 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,040 -Where are you going, my friend? -Definitely Djurg�rden! 335 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,400 -Ouch! Djurg�rden Cocksuckers. -Boys! Boys! 336 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:02,400 It's eleven o'clock. The wedding is in two hours. 337 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:09,360 Ten? Eleven?! Is my watch slow? Step on it! 338 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,960 I've got to take out my dog again. 339 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,200 There's nobody in the elevator now. 340 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,360 Was he aggressive? 341 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:28,960 Cops! Sneaks along the outer edge, disperses defense, passes goalie... 342 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,200 Got to get the time... He might know. 343 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,640 Hi! Do you know what time it is? 344 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,800 Thirty-nine, you fucking homo gay! 345 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:47,440 ''Homo gay?!'' I don't remember anything, so... 346 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,720 By the way...''homo gay''? isn't that a tautology? 347 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,400 100.000 on a single ticket! Soccer, beer and babes! 348 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,520 -Okay, give me some money! -No, then everyone will want money! 349 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,440 -But I'm getting married today. -No, no, no! 350 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,480 ''No?'' What do you know...? - Stop the bus! 351 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,600 I mustn't look desperate. 352 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,720 Stop, I need to come with you! 353 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:25,160 -Whoopie Goldberg! -Drive on! Burn some rubber! 354 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:31,360 Turn around, drive to S�nga church. I'm getting married in about an hour. 355 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,400 -Hell, I'm going out tonight. -Can't you change clothes for once? 356 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,480 Of course. But I'm smelling of fucking fish! 357 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:44,680 It's green. Step on it! Where are you going? I'm in a hurry! 358 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,400 Watch out! 359 00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:02,280 19-10 to 70, come in! A naked man stole a car, probably the same man. 360 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:07,760 Fucking Norwegian car. Don�t mention the war. 361 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,600 Go camping on a holiday... No way! 362 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:15,520 Camping is for Norwegians and kids... 363 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,800 ...and other asocial people. 364 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,560 -Hi, I need some clothes. -What? No... 365 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,600 -Please! -No! 366 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:33,760 -You're naked! Get out of here! -I've got something important to do. 367 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:40,480 Get out! Go away! Get lost! 368 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,880 -There you are! -Hi! 369 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,960 You're gorgeous! 370 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,000 -I have to tell you something. -Thanks for yesterday. 371 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,600 -Thanks... -Well, it was yesterday that... 372 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,240 -Hi. -Matte! 373 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,040 -What were you saying? -It can wait. 374 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,440 Fashionable people are always late. No problem. Just keep it up! 375 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,120 -Everything's okay? -Yes. No! 376 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:44,120 -I'd like this jacket in size 42. -Just a minute, I'll check. Wait here. 377 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,560 Hey, what are you doing? - Stop the thief! 378 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,080 Where do you think you'll end up? 379 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,320 Just be a nice horse now. No, not there! 380 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,560 Take it easy! 381 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,640 Where the hell is he? 382 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,080 Take it easy! Don�t come any closer. 383 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,880 -Hi! What do you want? -Why did you drive me here? 384 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,120 -I'm getting married today. -You don't say! When? 385 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:52,640 Right now! One o'clock! I'm late for my wedding and I don't want to be! 386 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:59,360 Why don't you call them? Come on, we'll phone at my place. No problem. 387 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,920 ''I'm going to my wedding. My wedding at one o'clock.'' 388 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:19,920 -I can't reach any of them. -I can't drive you, I must milk. 389 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,320 But I've got something in the barn, that'll come in handy. 390 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,160 I do apologize, I'm so sorry. 391 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,680 What could've happened? 392 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,880 How are you, Maria? 393 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,480 What can we do? 394 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,040 Where did he go? 395 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,240 -Shouldn't we tell Maria? -It's not our fault! 396 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,240 If he can't hold it, he shouldn't drink. 397 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,040 -He'll turn up, right? -Yes. 398 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,600 Good old Anders! 399 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,200 He'll thank us for saving him from the wedlock's fucking irons. 400 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,840 Yes! 401 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,080 I'm surprised at Anders. 402 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:17,160 He's like that at work, too - always giving all the shit to the others... 403 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,760 AIK, AIK, AIK! 404 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,760 -I support AIK, too. -What's this? Where did you get this? 405 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:47,280 -I'm getting married. That's why... -He nicked all of it! 406 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,680 A wig, too? 407 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,280 -He dyed his hair! -I'm Swedish, for sure! 408 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,680 -This seat is for disabled people. -Are you disabled? 409 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,440 You're getting off! 410 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:04,720 Once I wanted to be a cop. They're lucky I turned to advertising. 411 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,040 Maria! Maria! 412 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,920 Five ants are more than one elephant. 413 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,640 -Great! Hi. Anders Karlsson. -Ernie... 414 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,080 Bert? 415 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,120 -Hell, what a day! -You're not the only one. 416 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,400 I ended up in an animal transportation and I missed my wedding. 417 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,360 Berra didn't turn up, this is my second spell. 418 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,880 Great, thanks! 419 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:05,400 Hi, you're at Adam's, Viviane 's and KG's place. We can't take your call- 420 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,600 -but you can say your name after the tone. Bye bye! 421 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,040 Hello. Who's there? 422 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:37,520 Anders, there's nothing left. I deserve something better. 423 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:43,560 It's over. What remains is a regret at, or a longing for... 424 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:48,720 I just don't recognize you. It makes me confused and angry. 425 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:55,600 You should understand I was serious. How come you didn't see that? Maria. 426 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:04,080 I thought I just lived my worst day, But I was all wrong. 427 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,280 A fucking head-ache is killing me! 428 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,280 But that's... 429 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,880 I'd say a dej�-vu! 430 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,240 I went home last night... 431 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,920 -Hi! -Hello. 432 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,040 It's me, Anders, from yester... 433 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,080 I'm sorry about yesterday. I'm not like that. 434 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:42,360 I'm lucky you're still here. You can't imagine what I... 435 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,120 -I don't know what you're on about. -We met yesterday. 436 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,080 -I'm Anders Karlsson. -I've never seen you before. 437 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,560 Stupid Swede! Faggot! 438 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,880 No, no, no! You get out of here! 439 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,760 I'll piss through your mailbox! 440 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,880 He can 't possibly have forgotten me. 441 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,920 -Hey, you, help me! -I probably took some serious stuff! 442 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,880 I need you! Please, help me! 443 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,600 -You're so cute together. -I've never seen this guy before. 444 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,680 You and I met yesterday, right? 445 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,000 What the hell are you doing? I had my chances there. 446 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,720 A super dej�-vu! 447 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,360 It's the Djurg�rden supporter upstairs... 448 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:41,120 He trapped me again. I won't take it any more. 449 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,160 -Hi... -Hi, there. 450 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:50,240 Hi, my name is Anders Karlsson. I woke up in the elevator, naked. 451 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,120 Yesterday and today. I followed the tracks here. 452 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,920 On my birthday and everything. Come on in! 453 00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,640 Is it your birthday today, too? What day is it? 454 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:05,440 Saturday. - Boys, come and see! I've had a present. 455 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,200 This is what I've dreamt of. 456 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:13,880 -Wait! What date is it? -Saturday, 7 June. 457 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,720 -See what I've got! -Wasn't I here yesterday? 458 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:23,600 Unfortunately not, but there's always a first time, right? 459 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,040 Get him! 460 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,920 The wedding is in two hours. 461 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:31,600 Ten, eleven... 462 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,160 It is Saturday. 463 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,360 What did he call me? "Homo gay." 464 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,520 Hello, what a nice bucket! May I have a look? 465 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,600 You little brat, just wait... 466 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,960 Great! How much does a little guy like you get from daddy every week? 467 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:52,200 -25 crowns. -I don't believe you. Show me! 468 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,320 -And when will you have children? -Pretty soon, I think. 469 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,120 Anders simply adores children! 470 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,960 Oh, yeah! 471 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,960 Thumb, forefinger, middle finger... 472 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:07,040 100.000 on a single ticket! Soccer, beer and babes! 473 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,640 -Okay, give me some money! -No, then I'll have everyone after me! 474 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,600 I know, but I'm going to... I think I'm getting married. Give me... 475 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,560 -Yes! -No! 476 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,240 Why not? Don't be so fucking greedy! 477 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,560 Stop! 478 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,520 Ring finger, little finger... I still got some brains! 479 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,600 -But it's Saturday again.... -You, stop! You hear? 480 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:44,960 19-10 to 70, come in! A naked man has stolen a car. 481 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,320 For you! 482 00:44:54,280 --> 00:45:01,200 A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, x, y, z, �, �, �. 483 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,320 Well, I still know that, too. 484 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,360 Get the thief! 485 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,200 -The car? -Stop him! 486 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,160 -Someone took the car! -Stop the thief! 487 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:20,960 No one knew it was Whoopi's car! I just borrowed it. I hate thieves! 488 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:25,280 -Jump! -Shut up! That's what I'm doing! 489 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,800 A ticket to S�nga Church, please. 490 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,720 Seven fare stages, that's 49 crowns. 491 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,720 25 crowns. 492 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,080 That's expensive. I'm just getting over the bridge. 493 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,400 Two then, 14 crowns. 494 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,040 I'll ting-a-ling on the bridge... 495 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,120 What the fuck! 496 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,320 -You were getting off, right? -Well, I don't know... 497 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,800 Off the bus, right? Do you want some help? 498 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,560 It was just a joke. 499 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,520 -Just a joke! -Speedup a bit! 500 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,080 48.000 crowns! 501 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,440 -Fucking amateurs! -Kiss my ass! 502 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:28,200 Hold it! I said ''hold it''... 503 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,160 Thanks, I'll take that. 504 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:37,680 A police in the middle of the street Could be of great help to my feet 505 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,960 -Now there'll be a wedding! -Hi, guys! Can you give me a lift? 506 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,200 -Where do you live? -In Stockholm. 507 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,440 Wrong direction, but get in! 508 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,480 Put the siren on and step on it! 509 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,360 Cool! I'm going to S�nga Church to get married. What time is it? 510 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,520 Someone stole my car... 511 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,160 -You didn't manage to do that. -You charge it! 512 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,240 Stop arguing about that fucking rifle! 513 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,680 -What's this? -Oh, didn't they take it off? 514 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,760 -People don't do their jobs! -There's another one! 515 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,080 Another one?! I just don't get it! 516 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,040 Well, anyway, I was going to this place when... 517 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,080 Attention, all units! Three prisoners- 518 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:24,920 -broke out from the Karsudden prison. They're highly dangerous. 519 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,160 I suggest you all meet at "Oxenhill" They're probably armed. 520 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,040 I'll come back to you. 521 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,240 -You have to get off. -What's happening? 522 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,680 It's the heat. 523 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,920 -Now what? -Get out! 524 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,960 But where are you going? 525 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:48,760 -You were lucky this time. -Are you just leaving me here? 526 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:53,400 Am I supposed to walk home? I wanted to be a cop! Now... NEVER! 527 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,920 -Hey, look! -Yeah! 528 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,640 -Are you nervous? -Look! 529 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,760 -Who's that? -Knock him down! 530 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,760 Yeah, sure! 531 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:12,160 Three prisoners for life escaped this morning from the Karsudden prison. 532 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,200 The fugitives were in the ward For the mentally deranged. 533 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:22,160 We warn the public - the men are highly dangerous and probably armed. 534 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,720 The leader is considered the most dangerous criminal in Scandinavia. 535 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,880 He was condemned for the murder of his own mother. 536 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:37,960 At the trial he said that she was old and would have died anyway. 537 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,920 -Come on! -Forget him! 538 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,080 -Shut up! -Don't give a fuck! 539 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:06,760 -You move and I'll fuck you for real! -Fuck off! 540 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,000 Quiet! 541 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,760 Now, leave! 542 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,080 -Where the hell is the jimmy? -Where's the fucker? 543 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,200 "Fuck you for real?" I'm off... 544 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,040 Great, thanks. 545 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:29,960 Hi. You're at Adam�s, Viviane�s and KG's place. We can�t take your call- 546 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,240 -but you can say your name after the tone. Bye bye! 547 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,080 It's over. 548 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:43,920 What remains is a regret at, or a longing for... I don�t recognize you. 549 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,880 It makes me confused and angry. 550 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:52,640 You should understand I was serious. How come you didn�t see that? Maria. 551 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,120 Hi! 552 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,960 Hi, there! Hi! 553 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,760 Get out of my way! 554 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,240 Is it Saturday today? 555 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:25,200 If so, I'm getting married. Can't you help me? 556 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:29,080 Thanks, God! Fucking thanks! 557 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,040 Looking good, looking gay YMCA... 558 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,720 Hi, there! 559 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,600 Hi, Knutsson! 560 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,560 Mummy! 561 00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,320 Just over the bridge. 562 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,200 -14 crowns. -Oh, shit! 563 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,040 Aren't you Anders? Great! 564 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,560 -Just stay cool. -Who? 565 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,800 I thought you were a guy from my class in school. 566 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,560 I've never seen you before. What school would that be? 567 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:17,120 You're just a bus driver. 568 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,080 Have a nice trip! 569 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,960 First stop after the bridge... 570 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,960 I'm getting off now! 571 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,520 -Pernilla, are you coming with us? -Yes, please. 572 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,640 -Hi. -Hi. 573 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,120 -I'm getting married, that's why. -Okay... 574 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:09,320 No, wait! I'm here! 575 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,400 Shit! 576 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,920 It was the priest calling. 577 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:25,280 A guy called Anders came and said he was getting married today- 578 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,920 -but he was dressed as a woman with a boa of swans-down. 579 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,400 Anders is lost... 580 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,040 You're always on about my looks. Yes, I'm handsome. 581 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,160 Look at him! 582 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,200 What the fuck do you look like? 583 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:49,040 -He must have had a hard life. -He's a hermaphrodite. 584 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,160 -Do you want a drink? -No. 585 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,280 Not you! - There you are. 586 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,960 Give it to me! 587 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,600 -Look at him! -Thirsty guy! 588 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:04,640 Anders, will you have these alcoholics For better, for worse till death... 589 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,560 Yes. 590 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:17,360 This can't be true! 591 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,880 The same day again! 592 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:29,200 No clothes, my watch is slow. A conspiracy! A condom up my ass... 593 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:33,520 Soon I'll meet the idiot who won 't Let me use his phone and toilet. 594 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,080 I'll give them shit, all of them! 595 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:42,560 ROCK- rock- 'n "-roll-music All across the USA 596 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,480 Hello. May I use your toilet today? 597 00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:01,160 -I wouldn't dream of it! -That's what I thought. Bye! 598 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:21,040 Hi! I'm doing the balloon dance... 599 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,200 What do you say? Not bad, right? 600 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,040 You don't want to see all of it? 601 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,280 Hi, have you seen a thing like this before? 602 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,720 -No, not such a small one! -Hey... 603 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,200 Listen... 604 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,040 The balls are okay! Nice ass! 605 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,320 What are you doing? Look here... 606 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,400 Baby, come and get me! 607 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,720 Radio News: A naked man stole from a three-year-old... 608 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,320 The parents� association is furious. 609 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,240 JESUS IS COMING 610 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,640 -No, be gone! -''Be gone?'' What do you mean? 611 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,400 This is God speaking. 612 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,520 -Where are you off to? -To buy a lottery ticket. 613 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,120 No, now it's my turn! 614 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,640 A lottery ticket, please. 615 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,680 My sign...? 616 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,280 Now who's going to save the world? 617 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,960 100.000 on a single ticket! 618 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,640 Taxi! 619 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,400 Keep it! 620 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:10,680 -Hi, take me to a clothing store. -No, I don't drive nudists in my car. 621 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,640 -I'll give you 1000 crowns! -No way! I don't drive nudists. 622 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,960 -2000! -Okay. 623 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,280 My sign... 624 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,920 -Hi, I'd like to buy some clothes. -What? 625 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,200 -Some clothes... -No, no. 626 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,600 -You're all naked. -I know, I need clothes. 627 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,360 -No way! -Here, take this! 628 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:39,600 You need clothes, of course! You're all naked! 629 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,240 -No problem! -And shoes! 630 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,360 I'm so sorry, we don't sell shoes. 631 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,080 We're going home. 632 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,680 -Is everybody leaving? -Poor Maria. 633 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,640 He isn't coming... 634 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,160 I'm off! 635 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:15,160 Maria, I was set up! I was pissed yesterday, or the day before... 636 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:20,560 -It wasn't my fault. -Tape it, I'll listen to it in 50 years. 637 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,400 Never ''sorry''! Never ''l love you''! 638 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:27,360 No comments on my pretty eyes! No flowers! Go to hell! 639 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,400 Drive off! 640 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,120 It's a quarter to one. What an ugly man... 641 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,720 -For how much? -Doesn't matter! 642 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,280 Hello, the flower-shop. 643 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,960 Yes. And we can have lunch there. 644 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,800 But...where's the car? 645 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,480 The news: An ugly man tragically lost his flowers. 646 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,760 -May I buy your flowers for a grand? -Cut it out! 647 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,560 Hey, buddy, come on... 648 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:12,320 They're for my girlfriend. We're celebrating our anniversary. 649 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,040 I'll give you two grand. You've got great clothes! 650 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,560 Buy your own flowers! These are mine. 651 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,440 Okay, you asked for it! 652 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:30,440 Ugly poverty-stricken devil! Curled mint, lily of the valley, blue tulip... 653 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,760 I love you! Your eyes are like blue anemones. 654 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:40,320 I can hardly wait to see this plain bouquet be reflected in them. 655 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,440 Thank you. 656 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:54,320 ''Elisabeth, forgive me. I'll never cheat on you again. Yours A.'' 657 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,280 -What? -What's this? 658 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:04,360 Anders, you lack just everything, especially a wife. And finesse. 659 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:16,640 Forget it! If it's so difficult to get married, it must be hell to be married. 660 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,320 I don't give a damn about your wedding. I'll get pissed like hell! 661 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:25,000 Babes! They cost you a bundle! I lost three taxi cab operations. 662 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:30,920 What could I do? I was always late. I�d better find myself a new girl! 663 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:36,080 I was lucky! Met the babe from yesterday, with the car and the tits. 664 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,760 -Hello, baby! -She's just like me. 665 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,960 Remember me? 666 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:45,840 -Yes. -Elegant and experienced. 667 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,960 Two Long Island Ice Tea, each. 668 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,360 She'll be pissed, then I'll fuck her. 669 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,840 -What happened yesterday? -What do you mean? You were there. 670 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,720 I'll try to find Anders. You're coming? 671 00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:01,280 -Yes, we're going home. -I'll stay with Maria. You go. 672 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:05,160 Listen! What about the two of us getting married? 673 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,480 We'll have babies, lots of babies! 674 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,760 Let's get married...in Las Vegas. 675 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:15,040 You can drive me home in your Cadillac. 676 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,400 And then I'll touch your tits. They're so fucking great! 677 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,040 Two more... 678 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:27,440 -Weren't you getting married today? -Well, yes, but I've got big plans. 679 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:34,520 Listen, I'm just going to take a leak. I'll be back soon. Don't leave. 680 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:42,360 We'll start with a fucking great 69, then an ordinary missionary... 681 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:47,200 We'll continue with some tao, kamasutra and then some tantra-sex. 682 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,720 -Bull's-eye! -Girls love that. 683 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,520 What the hell? 684 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,240 She left? 685 01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,360 -You'd better leave, too. -But...she likes me. 686 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,520 Anders and Pernilla... 687 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,480 They screw... 688 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:11,480 I learned about it this morning. Why do you think he didn't turn up? 689 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,800 They've done things behind our backs. 690 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,920 Some guys who aren�t nitpicking... 691 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,960 -Hi, guys! -Who the hell are you? 692 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:28,360 -We'd like to drink and eat. -Grunge is out. You can't eat here. 693 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:33,040 -Just for a moment. -No, not at all. Absolutely not! 694 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:38,120 Guys, you're too sloppy. It doesn't work, dressed like that. 695 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:42,320 Put these clothes on, or we'll never get in there. 696 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,720 Night fever! Night fever! 697 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,240 How many are you? Four? Sure. 698 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,200 Cheers. 699 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,960 When you're having a nice time like this- 700 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:05,240 -you'd really like to sail the seven seas again. It would be great! 701 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:11,160 You should have seen! Patent leather shoes... 702 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:16,360 -What's that got to do with it? -Rio has always been my dream. 703 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,280 I don't want him to come. 704 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,400 Oh yes, you do. 705 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,280 Do you want me to look for him? 706 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,920 So you're interested in architecture! 707 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,120 How the fuck did I make her believe? 708 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:45,880 Stockholm, the library and everything, and Peter Celsing's early work... 709 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,560 The library, well...just a lot of books. 710 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,880 But Celsius - a fucking genius with all those degrees... 711 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,640 -0, 1 00, 37... - They're mentally deranged. 712 01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,480 We warn the public, the men are highly dangerous... 713 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:05,960 Bastards! When the police get them, they should kill them on the spot! 714 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:10,800 All prisoners should be killed! Send the skeletons to the archipelago. 715 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,720 What's your idea of man? 716 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,080 My dad is in prison. 717 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:22,120 I'm gonna fuck her! Even if I have to read all books in the library. 718 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:26,640 I gotta know more! They ought to send the fuckers to the archipelago. 719 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:32,840 Three mentally deranged prisoners for life managed to escape from... 720 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,440 Switch the TV off, please. 721 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:39,720 You must think that the library has a great architecture as well, or...? 722 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,840 -You're joking? -And Peter Celsing's early work... 723 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,680 I know who Celsing is. Asplund could have been my old man. 724 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:52,080 The pillared vaults were originally for the armed forces staff college. 725 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:56,680 Yes, I know. Miaou... 726 01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,760 Rosita! Dear, little Chilean! 727 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,720 The condor is so grim - oh yeah! 728 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,960 The snakes start rattling in Tarapaca! 729 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,040 Come and sit here, guys! 730 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:18,760 Seven sailors rounded the Horn today Rosita is everybody's dream, okay! 731 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:24,440 Still no crab-lice - new day, new missions... 732 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,120 Thanks. 733 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,520 Was it great for you, too? 734 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,520 -Yes? -Hi, Lundstedt. 735 01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:00,920 We've got a naked junkie at Apple Road 111. 736 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:02,920 Can you take that? 737 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,480 - Shut up! - No more stripping today! 738 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,200 You're okay, Eddie? 739 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,200 I recognize you. Aren't you a model or something? 740 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,200 Love me! Take care of me! You're so nice... 741 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,880 -Anders! -Yes, I'm here. 742 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:21,920 -Anders! -I love you so! 743 01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:29,480 No, wait a minute! No crime passionnel! 744 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,560 I'm sorry. I'll give you doughnuts and hamburgers next time. 745 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,080 Shut up and get me a towel! 746 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,720 You're so mean! And you're cowards! Two against one! 747 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:51,040 I'm dead angry now! 748 01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,720 Get him! Stop the thief! 749 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,600 -Wait a minute! -He's stolen my clothes. 750 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,640 I can't live like this. 751 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,960 -Did he steal your clothes? -Yes, go and get him! 752 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,920 -What about me! I'm naked! -Get in the car. 753 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:08,000 -Where is it? -Round the corner. 754 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:14,360 Thanks, call again, if there's something new. 755 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:21,880 Attention, all units! There's a robbery at the main post-office. 756 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,600 It's a naked man who's said to be a cop. 757 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,040 -We'll get him. -Yes, step on it! 758 01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:35,160 They've identified Anders on the videotape and he's naked. 759 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,600 Turn on the telly... 760 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:45,080 There's a message concerning the man- 761 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:49,400 -who's suspected of robbing the main post-office- 762 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,840 -at Vasagatan in Stockholm earlier today. 763 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,920 -A cop. -A cop?! 764 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,600 Naked! 765 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,560 How do they know he 's a cop? 766 01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,360 Did they recognize him? 767 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:04,680 If he's naked, how can they see it's a cop? 768 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,480 I suppose he looked really cool. 769 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,480 - I'm really hungry. - For what? 770 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:21,480 Two colleagues were shot down At Apple Road 111. 771 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:26,920 It was Skacke and Haber who were killed. Get that maniac now! 772 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,280 BANZAI! 773 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:33,120 ... who is also suspected of the very brutal execution... 774 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:39,320 ... of two Swedish policemen earlier this morning. 775 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,200 Okay... 776 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:47,280 All units! There's a crazy jockey at Solvalla racetrack. 777 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:51,880 I repeat.: a crazy jockey at Solvalla, in the third race, with no clothes on. 778 01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:54,080 They're all naked nowadays. 779 01:07:54,200 --> 01:08:00,560 When the police tried to catch him, he managed to get away in the chaos. 780 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,240 AIK! 781 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,680 Something's happened. 782 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,840 Sit down! We'll have a word with this Djurg�rden supporter. 783 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,440 Once again I have to clean up after your lunch. 784 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,920 -I've got the same one! -No AIK supporter wears napkins. 785 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:25,560 -Hamburgers and doughnuts! -I thought you'd be happy. 786 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,680 -Do I look happy? -Why can't you...? Okay, I'm sorry! 787 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:34,000 -Are you fucking nuts? -A fucking fag! Go to hell! 788 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,400 AIK! 789 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,520 Philippe, forgive me! Philippe, it was good! 790 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:54,800 Attention, all units! Listen to this! A hijacking drama at Arlanda airport! 791 01:08:54,920 --> 01:09:00,160 A naked man says he'll join A professional match against Italy. 792 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,720 Thursday, I think. - Right, Philippe? Was it Thursday? 793 01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,560 A naked man is climbing the facade of the CuIture Center. 794 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:10,920 The nakedman scattered hundreds ofthousands crowns- 795 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:14,440 -overthepassers-by at SergeI's Square. 796 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,920 I'm God! 797 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:20,880 Standing on the facade the man claimedto be God- 798 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,480 -and when thepolice triedto catch him, he managedtogetaway- 799 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:30,200 -in the chaos that emerged when he threwawaythe money. 800 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:33,200 Thepolice won 'tgive any details- 801 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:38,160 -butaccording to a reliable source it's a certain Anders Karlsson- 802 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,600 -whogrew up in Bandhagen. 803 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:45,400 It's also notedthat he was completelynaked. 804 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:50,560 Go right away! There's a maniac who is said to be a cop. 805 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,720 He can forget our party this spring. 806 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,480 Hands back... 807 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,080 Come on. 808 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:08,280 He fell. He made resistance and fell, several times... 809 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,160 He fell. 810 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,760 -It'd be great to sail the seven seas. -Oh, yeah. 811 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,200 Fucking elevator! 812 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,400 It'd be great to sail again! 813 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,840 Great to sail again, right? 814 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,680 Great, thanks! 815 01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:05,240 Hi, you're atAdam 's, Vivianne 's and KG'splace. We can 'ttakeyour call- 816 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,920 -butyou can sayyourname afterthe tone. Bye bye! 817 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,720 Who is this? 818 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:12,520 Anders? 819 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:36,440 I need to stop this curse. I love Maria... 820 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:43,200 Not smart to get raped by Pernilla. What happened at my stag-party? 821 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,480 Maria! 822 01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,880 What do you say? Should we go for it? 823 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,920 It's about time... 824 01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:00,200 Can you help me with this bow-tie? - I'll be right back. 825 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:08,560 I've got to tell you something. I shagged Pernilla yesterday. 826 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,520 -What will Maria say? -What do you mean ''say''? 827 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:14,560 -Maria! -I'm getting married! 828 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:19,600 I just wanted to tell you : Anders shagged Pernilla last night. 829 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,800 Why can't life be simple just one single day? 830 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,520 Pity you got pissed yesterday. 831 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:31,520 Well, if what you say is true, then... 832 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,520 ... I can't marry him. 833 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,520 Hi, I'm Anders... Karlsson. 834 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,160 Hi! I'm finally here. 835 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,120 Dear friends. 836 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:12,280 The wedding...is called off. 837 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:17,000 I'm really sorry, but Anders can explain. 838 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,320 Where are you going? 839 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:34,480 Pierre!He 's behinditall. It was him, thatfucking bastard! 840 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:38,360 -What's this? -No, lngo is a... 841 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:41,800 -Now what? -He wants to sit here. 842 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,440 DArtagnan and the three musketeers. 843 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:46,760 Cheers! 844 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:51,040 Cheer up! There are worse things. 845 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,960 Don't say ''no'' all the time. Do you want to taste it? 846 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,080 - True friendship. -You must behave. 847 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,200 I got to take a leak. 848 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:06,600 -Stop nagging! -Sure. 849 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:09,840 Stig! Hi! 850 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:14,000 -It's a fucking nuisance! -What? 851 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:19,840 My boy got married a few hours ago and I wasn't invited. 852 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,560 It's a fucking nuisance! 853 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:24,920 But I asked for it! 854 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,520 I haven't done much for him. 855 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,400 Have a drink! 856 01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:35,360 You need one. 857 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:39,160 No thanks. I've been clean for three months now. 858 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:44,960 This is how it is. 859 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,280 I will become a good human being. 860 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,160 Karlsson. 861 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:57,400 Man of the year Anders Karlsson: invited his dad to the wedding. 862 01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:01,240 Distributed money in the streets, was nice to children. 863 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:05,160 S�nga Church at Eker�, one o'clock. 864 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:09,160 -This is it. -Oh, it's just great! 865 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,200 -No sticky tape? -No need... 866 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:15,000 He became a goodman, saved the Swedish Welfare State. 867 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:20,520 An Anders Karlsson paid me to give these things to a little boy. 868 01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:23,520 -Would that be you? -Yes. 869 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:26,640 -I was to give you this, too. -Thanks. 870 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,240 -You're welcome. Bye. -Bye! 871 01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:35,920 This morning three prisoners tried to escape from the Karsudden prison. 872 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:41,040 They could be stopped at an early stage, thanks to an anonymous call- 873 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,960 -from a man in the center of Stockholm. 874 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:49,280 I'll give you 10.000 if you wait here. 875 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:54,720 Anders "King" Karlsson, national team manager, a great strategist. 876 01:15:56,240 --> 01:16:00,120 Hey, Pierre! Can you give me a hand? It won't take long. 877 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,160 -Come on. -Excuse us. 878 01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:04,680 I'll show you something. 879 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,840 Take that side. 880 01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:10,600 That, too! 881 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:17,600 Serves him right! We gonna win. 882 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:20,480 -I get it. -Drive off! 883 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:23,360 I'm glad you came! 884 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,960 -Can I have a word with you? -Now? 885 01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:30,920 -Everybody's waiting. ls it important? -Yes. Come on. 886 01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:39,920 Okay, the truth... Shit! 887 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,960 -The whole truth. -Come home from Las Vegas! 888 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:51,440 We're getting married now. So, let's hear... They're all waiting. 889 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,880 "Always speak the truth!" 890 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:58,280 -Many awful things have happened. -What's happened? 891 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:03,280 I...shagged Pernilla. 892 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,720 What are you saying? 893 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:17,000 And another girl. But I'm not sure, I was pissed. 894 01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:24,040 Maria, I don't really know. It happened, or it didn't! 895 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,920 How the hell can you come with this now? 896 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:37,320 How can you do that when we're getting married? 897 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,840 But, no, we aren't... 898 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,680 Maria, this is... 899 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:55,480 When did it happen? Was it yesterday? 900 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:59,000 -Is that the reason for your delay? -No, no... 901 01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:04,320 I was probably also... I think I was raped by some kind of...fake Negro. 902 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:10,120 It wasn't anything I really wanted to do, not of my own free will. 903 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:16,000 He forced me, and then later on I woke up in the elevator, all naked. 904 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:20,600 With...a rubber up my ass. 905 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,800 Leave me, Anders. Now! 906 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:32,920 I want to be left alone. Tell my mom to come, I need to talk to her. 907 01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:38,800 Anyway... I love you. 908 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:47,640 Sweetheart. 909 01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:51,480 What's wrong? What's wrong with you? 910 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,480 I don't want to get married. 911 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,400 What are you saying? 912 01:18:57,520 --> 01:19:01,360 -What's happened? -Well, it's like this... 913 01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:06,840 Anders drags me in here and tells me that he's been shagging Pernilla. 914 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:12,160 -I have to tell you something. -Thanks for yesterday. 915 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:16,040 And another girl. 916 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:20,720 And some Negro - a man... Yesterday. 917 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:29,640 Then there's this crazy story about how... 918 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:33,360 He says his days come over and over again. 919 01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:36,520 The same day comes back all the time. 920 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:42,280 He's come to the wedding 70 times! 921 01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:49,840 And he tells me he's won on a lottery ticket. 922 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,520 I don't know! 923 01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,720 And he shagged Pernilla, my best friend. 924 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,960 -Forget it, it was so long ago. -Do you really mean it? 925 01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:02,960 -I can't marry him. -Your father did the same thing. 926 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:09,360 -What?! Did dad fuck Ingemor? -No, I don't think so. 927 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:13,040 -But he was all messy. -I was just a bit confused. 928 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:17,320 He told me a lot of stories just before our marriage. 929 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:20,400 I think he really was remorseful. 930 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:26,160 But they're so worried about losing their freedom. 931 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:31,560 -Where is Pierre? -I don't know. He's lost as usual. 932 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:34,400 What the hell are you doing? Get me out of here! 933 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,240 -Mom... -Yes? 934 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,040 I've been with Pierre. 935 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:43,040 Stop the car! 936 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:46,720 What's that you're telling me? 937 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:51,320 -When was that? Does Anders know? -It was ages ago. 938 01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:54,360 But I did screw Pierre, so... 939 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:57,840 Me too. 940 01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,320 What the fuck were you doing? 941 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:05,240 -But it was no good. -Did you really do it? 942 01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:06,960 -With Pierre? -Yes. 943 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,000 It was so long ago. 944 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:15,800 -We all make mistakes. -That's obvious. 945 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,880 Maria... 946 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:25,000 If you do love Anders, you'll have to hurry up. It's late. 947 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:32,200 There's no need to feel sorry for him, but he sure is nervous now... 948 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:41,080 You fucking working class idiot! 949 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,760 Maria, finally by my side! 950 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:08,640 So far, I was sure to win. Pierre was out of the running. 951 01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:11,720 -Dear bride and bridegroom. -At least I thought so. 952 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:14,520 Dear wedding guests. 953 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:18,480 We're gathered on this extremely beautiful day- 954 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:22,040 -When the countryside is flourishing- 955 01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:30,480 -to celebrate a very important ceremony- 956 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:34,600 -for this young couple. 957 01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:37,920 Will you, Maria Matilda M�rtelbom- 958 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:43,560 -have this Anders Stig-Elvis Karlsson, and love him for better, for worse? 959 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:45,280 Yes. 960 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:48,520 Will you, Anders Stig-Elvis Karlsson- 961 01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:51,640 -have this Maria Matilda M�rtelbom- 962 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:55,520 -to your wedded wife, and love her for better, for worse? 963 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,040 -Yes. -Yes. 964 01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:59,920 You may kiss the bride. 965 01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:13,480 Anders, I'm gonna kill you! 966 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:28,320 -Each for all... -...and all for each! 967 01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:35,720 KG! Sorry, I'm late. 968 01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:41,200 Can I have your attention, please? 969 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:47,400 Pierre is here now, and he has promised to show some slides. 970 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:58,800 Ladies and gentlemen, a loud applause for Pierre! 971 01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:05,280 Dear friends, things have happened that I'd like to share with you. 972 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:10,400 I must tell you that Anders is a swine. 973 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:13,680 -A liar and a devil. -A devil, right! 974 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:19,280 He took not only money from Viviane and KG, but their daughter, too! 975 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:26,040 He's been with other women. He's been playing a double game. 976 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:30,360 He's even deceived me. I'd never have been his best friend- 977 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:36,920 -If I'd known that he was going on like this. I had to search my heart. 978 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:40,200 -Here you are, 2500... -Thanks. It was fun. 979 01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:48,680 Was it this man I wanted Maria, the person I love- 980 01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:52,600 -and who is like a sister to me... 981 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:59,560 Was it this man I wanted her to marry? 982 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,520 And that's not all... 983 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,760 I learned more! 984 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:13,600 Then you might understand why I screwed Anders last night? 985 01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:16,760 I learned... 986 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:22,960 ...that Anders had shagged my fianc�e Pernilla. 987 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:27,440 The day before the wedding! 988 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,080 With Anders! 989 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:37,040 What the hell is this, Pierre? 990 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:40,680 Pernilla, Maria's best friend... 991 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,160 But... 992 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,560 Why are you with me? 993 01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:52,920 You're the only woman stupid enough to believe you have egg on your face. 994 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,400 I forgive Pernilla. 995 01:25:55,480 --> 01:26:00,960 When I see these slides I understand that she was in an evil man's grip. 996 01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:04,800 -Forgive me, Maria, I love... -Shut up! 997 01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:07,800 Anders is a full-grown manipulator! 998 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:14,400 Hi, mom, do you still have the slides? 999 01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:17,360 KG, I'm sorry I missed the ceremony. 1000 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:20,880 Can I have your attention, please! 1001 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:25,600 Pierre's going to show some slides. 1002 01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:34,840 Dear friends, there are many things that I'd like to share with you. 1003 01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:39,000 I've got to tell you that Anders is a swine. 1004 01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:45,320 A devil and a liar. 1005 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:51,160 He's been with other women and that isn't all. He's fooled... 1006 01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:57,040 What's this? 1007 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,920 -I've got proof. -My slides! 1008 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,760 He's been with... 1009 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,240 Where do these photos come from? 1010 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:12,960 What the hell is this? I've got proof! 1011 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:19,880 He's a junkie, he's unfaithful! Where do these fucking photos come from? 1012 01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:22,680 Please, Pierre, that's enough. 1013 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:25,080 Yeah, enough! 1014 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,720 Stop it! 1015 01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:33,880 Anders is my best friend and you should understand... 1016 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,960 An applause for the bridal couple! 1017 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:42,600 Now, let's forget about this and drink to the young couple! 1018 01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,480 Cheers! 1019 01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:52,040 I want a big fucking drink! 1020 01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:58,560 Thanks. 1021 01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,640 What was that? Not the best joke tonight! 1022 01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:09,200 Don't you get it? Someone's replaced all the photos from the stag-party. 1023 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:12,640 -I heard it was all over. -What do you mean ''over''? 1024 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:17,280 Between you and Pernilla. 1025 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:20,520 What do you mean? Matte! 1026 01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:23,120 Pernilla! 1027 01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:44,600 "The scouts' medal to A. Karlsson, the scout of the year, always prepared." 1028 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,280 -I'll be right back. -But why...? 1029 01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:51,800 When you come to Rio, there'll be a boat waiting, the ''Pacific Bride''. 1030 01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:55,440 It'll take you to Indonesia, where you'll stay for two weeks. 1031 01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:59,200 You're gonna drink, pick up babes. Anything! 1032 01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:03,320 You got money, tickets, a taxi and the plane in one and a half hour! 1033 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:06,200 -Off you go! -Come on, you're coming, too. 1034 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:08,400 -Come on. -Come on, Ingo! 1035 01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:11,560 Who were they? 1036 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:16,320 I'll tell you that some other day. A totally different day. 1037 01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:15,760 A long time ago when I turned four 1038 01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:20,280 my father gave me a gift 1039 01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:27,640 A nice present when I turned four 1040 01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:31,720 that I kept for many years 1041 01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:39,440 Teddy Bear Fredriksson Yes, that was his name 1042 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:45,480 Once he was only mine and we loved each other 1043 01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:51,280 Teddy Bear Fredriksson had a nose made of wool 1044 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:57,160 He was my very best friend when I was a little child 1045 01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:08,320 And every night he was so nice and soft 1046 01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:13,080 He warmed up my bed so it was so warm 1047 01:31:14,480 --> 01:31:20,480 He was so kind once when I fell ill 1048 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:25,160 He let me sleep on his arm 1049 01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:32,240 Teddy Bear Fredriksson Yes, that was his name 1050 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:38,120 Once he was only mine and we loved each other 1051 01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:43,960 Teddy Bear Fredriksson his nose was made of wool 1052 01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:50,000 He was my very best friend when I was a little child 1053 01:31:55,080 --> 01:32:00,920 But the years passed by and I forgot my friend 1054 01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:05,560 And I got married and had a child 1055 01:32:07,120 --> 01:32:13,040 And yesterday when she turned four 1056 01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:16,880 She got a teddy bear from her dad 1057 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:23,520 Teddy Bear Fredriksson Yes, that was his name 1058 01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:30,720 Once he was only mine and we loved each other 1059 01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:36,520 Teddy Bear Fredriksson his nose was made of wool 1060 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:42,400 He was my very best friend when I was a little child 1061 01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:34,360 Anders, what the hell is this? 84085

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