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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,953 --> 00:00:34,953 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:36,499 Is she really going out with him? 3 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:10,769 The silver jubilee 4 00:02:10,771 --> 00:02:12,807 marks 25 years of Her Majesty's reign. 5 00:02:17,879 --> 00:02:19,415 Oi, watch it! 6 00:02:47,911 --> 00:02:50,516 I'll fucking kill you! 7 00:02:50,782 --> 00:02:52,448 Don't come back here, 8 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:53,850 you fucking thieving little git! 9 00:02:53,852 --> 00:02:57,457 - Fuck off! - Fucking bastards! 10 00:03:01,594 --> 00:03:02,992 All right, John? 11 00:03:02,994 --> 00:03:04,594 All right, boys? 12 00:03:04,596 --> 00:03:05,999 All right, go, go, go, go! 13 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:10,735 Keep fighting the machine, boys! 14 00:03:12,773 --> 00:03:14,139 To the Queen! 15 00:03:14,141 --> 00:03:16,173 - Hip, hip... - Hooray! 16 00:03:16,175 --> 00:03:18,479 - Hip, hip... - Hooray! 17 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,783 Mum, can I have a word? 18 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:24,885 Can you sub me next week's pocket money? 19 00:03:28,688 --> 00:03:30,624 - You'll be home by 12:00? - Yeah. 20 00:03:30,626 --> 00:03:32,091 A revolution bankrolled 21 00:03:32,093 --> 00:03:33,893 entirely by Mum's spare change. 22 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:38,764 God save the Queen! 23 00:03:38,766 --> 00:03:40,902 The fascist regime! 24 00:03:41,837 --> 00:03:43,638 Get off! 25 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:47,444 I fucked your mum! 26 00:03:47,777 --> 00:03:49,609 I had fun with her afterwards. 27 00:03:49,611 --> 00:03:51,645 She's a very generous lover. 28 00:03:51,647 --> 00:03:52,915 Whoa! 29 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,826 Oi, slow down, mate. Slow down. Come on. 30 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,597 I can't believe you did that. That was so funny. 31 00:04:07,599 --> 00:04:09,165 Thank you very much. 32 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:10,934 When did they start charging a bleeding pound 33 00:04:10,936 --> 00:04:12,634 for a punk show in Croydon? 34 00:04:12,636 --> 00:04:14,939 Shut it, Vic, all right? We're getting in for free. 35 00:04:15,674 --> 00:04:17,042 Up here. 36 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,945 Females await, boys. 37 00:04:20,212 --> 00:04:22,082 Don't touch my hair. 38 00:04:22,949 --> 00:04:24,151 Don't touch my hair. 39 00:04:25,618 --> 00:04:27,720 Please kiss my heart and touch my mind. Don't touch me there. 40 00:04:28,954 --> 00:04:30,691 Don't touch my hair. 41 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:35,494 Don't touch my fucking hair. 42 00:04:35,496 --> 00:04:36,994 Oi! 43 00:04:43,605 --> 00:04:46,505 Fuck you, bitch! Bitch! 44 00:04:46,507 --> 00:04:49,709 Whoa, punk really is the greatest thing 45 00:04:49,711 --> 00:04:52,010 that ever happened to ugly people, isn't it? 46 00:04:52,012 --> 00:04:53,144 Fuck you, Jerry. 47 00:04:54,849 --> 00:04:57,085 Wait till you see Slap. Wait till you see my boy! 48 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,491 Oi, get the fuck out of here! 49 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:04,460 Come in the front door, you poofs! 50 00:05:05,027 --> 00:05:09,531 Oh, boys, this place is teeming with proper gash. 51 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,035 Do you not like that word, Enn? 52 00:05:12,535 --> 00:05:14,802 Would you prefer "lady bits" or "front bottom"? 53 00:05:14,804 --> 00:05:15,905 Fuck off. 54 00:05:17,172 --> 00:05:18,810 God, those braces are clinging on for dear life, ain't they? 55 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:23,212 I think the one with pink hair is Shirley from school. 56 00:05:23,214 --> 00:05:24,746 Yeah, I know her. 57 00:05:24,748 --> 00:05:26,016 She's Boadicea's right-hand bitch. 58 00:05:26,616 --> 00:05:29,153 Go and talk to her then. Get us into the after party. 59 00:05:30,022 --> 00:05:32,024 Hey, who's the twat in the turtleneck? 60 00:05:32,758 --> 00:05:35,158 Must be another label sniffing around The Dyschords. 61 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,763 You know, Boadicea should be reading our fanzine. 62 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:41,768 Yeah, he's right. She could put us on the map. 63 00:05:42,034 --> 00:05:43,967 - Get us an intro then. - I don't want to. 64 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:44,971 - Talk to Shirley. - No. I don't want to. 65 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,603 You went to school with her. 66 00:05:46,605 --> 00:05:48,171 - Sod off. - Aww, are you a virgin? 67 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,176 - Fuck off! - Go on! 68 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,075 The chick is leaving the nest. 69 00:05:52,077 --> 00:05:53,744 I was in Despair, 70 00:05:53,746 --> 00:05:55,314 and now I'm in another band called Lipstick, 71 00:05:55,316 --> 00:05:57,648 which was formed from the remnants of Despair. 72 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:58,919 Hiya! 73 00:06:00,787 --> 00:06:02,523 It's Shirley, right? 74 00:06:02,722 --> 00:06:04,355 Uh, we went to school together. 75 00:06:04,357 --> 00:06:06,928 The name's Spinning Jenny. 76 00:06:07,127 --> 00:06:09,829 Nice. I'm Enn. 77 00:06:09,831 --> 00:06:11,634 Uh, we did that show together? Do you remember? 78 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,235 Baa Baa Black Sheep? 79 00:06:13,668 --> 00:06:16,735 I was a bag of wool, and so were you. 80 00:06:16,737 --> 00:06:18,241 And we had that duet together. 81 00:06:18,873 --> 00:06:20,373 Go on, give us a tune then, "Shirley." 82 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:22,546 - Piss off. - Um... 83 00:06:22,745 --> 00:06:24,681 I do remember that song we did though. 84 00:06:25,246 --> 00:06:26,549 Let's sing it. 85 00:06:26,882 --> 00:06:29,219 Oh, come on. You start. 86 00:06:31,153 --> 00:06:34,691 We are bags of wool, and I love you 87 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,961 And I'm happy 'cause you love me too 88 00:06:40,963 --> 00:06:42,798 Don't pay any attention to that. 89 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,570 But now I'm a gray sock and you're a winter's cap 90 00:06:45,135 --> 00:06:50,641 Forever apart on the same cold 91 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:54,047 Chap 92 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:02,989 Oi, oi, oi. Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks! 93 00:07:03,388 --> 00:07:05,054 Ever get the feeling 94 00:07:05,056 --> 00:07:06,593 your invitation was lost in the mail? 95 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,993 Who could imagine you lot out here 96 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:11,863 - in a shithole like Croydon! - Fuck off! 97 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,065 In the world of quantum mechanics, 98 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,733 punks are everywhere at the same time. 99 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:18,873 Until, observe. 100 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,272 Let me welcome you to the leaders 101 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,979 of the Party go Punk revolution! 102 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:28,080 The incredible Dyschords! 103 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,158 With your, with your vampire 104 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,998 'Cause I'm your little sex toy 105 00:07:42,764 --> 00:07:45,099 Your city is torn 106 00:07:45,101 --> 00:07:48,001 She's singing I love you Oh, oh, oh, oh 107 00:07:48,003 --> 00:07:50,239 I had a planned adolescence 108 00:07:50,772 --> 00:07:52,942 Under duress 109 00:07:53,442 --> 00:07:56,278 A planned obsolescence 110 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,247 I'm so depressed 111 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:00,284 Yes! 112 00:08:02,453 --> 00:08:04,054 Fuck off! Fuck off! 113 00:08:05,923 --> 00:08:10,863 Cradle to the grave We are told what to do 114 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:13,896 I'm bleeding from my tongue 115 00:08:13,898 --> 00:08:16,765 But my blood's not blue Oh, oh, oh, oh 116 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:19,171 I had a planned adolescence 117 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:26,376 Suck him off! 118 00:08:31,217 --> 00:08:32,952 Stop! 119 00:08:34,053 --> 00:08:35,487 - Fuck off! - Piss off! 120 00:08:35,489 --> 00:08:37,958 Virgin Records! 121 00:08:40,192 --> 00:08:42,460 - Fuck you, yeah! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 122 00:08:42,462 --> 00:08:44,899 I had a planned adolescence 123 00:08:45,298 --> 00:08:47,066 Under duress 124 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:50,172 - Yeah! - A planned obsolescence 125 00:08:50,837 --> 00:08:52,707 I'm so depressed 126 00:08:54,175 --> 00:08:55,844 A planned adolescence 127 00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:58,747 Under duress 128 00:08:59,381 --> 00:09:00,982 A planned obsolescence 129 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,186 I'm so depressed 130 00:09:11,994 --> 00:09:13,196 Get off! 131 00:09:14,196 --> 00:09:15,829 There's your seven-inch. 132 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,398 You stupid fucking pillock. 133 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,400 We had him. We had him! 134 00:09:19,402 --> 00:09:21,203 And then you had to go and fuck it up! 135 00:09:21,205 --> 00:09:22,873 What are you, suicidal? 136 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:26,009 - Ahh! You remind me of my mum. - Good! 137 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:28,276 Bo, I'm the golden goose! 138 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:30,546 You haven't laid the golden egg yet, have you? 139 00:09:30,548 --> 00:09:32,382 I've had it, Slap! 140 00:09:32,384 --> 00:09:35,151 - So where's the after party? - Wadeson Street. And you! 141 00:09:35,153 --> 00:09:36,989 You are barred! 142 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:41,123 I can't bear it if they sign 143 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,993 to a major, though. So wrong. 144 00:09:42,995 --> 00:09:44,394 Well, The Clash signed to CBS. 145 00:09:44,396 --> 00:09:46,062 They're dead to me. 146 00:09:46,064 --> 00:09:47,431 I've written an editorial in the new issue. 147 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:48,898 Did you put my Slits review in? 148 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,401 Some of it. 149 00:09:50,403 --> 00:09:53,137 - What did you take out? - The epic fucking poetry. 150 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:55,573 Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist. 151 00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:58,912 You want to forget the artsy crap next Tuesday, John mate. 152 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:00,611 Where are you going to take her? 153 00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:02,916 - Who? - My impending date. 154 00:10:03,382 --> 00:10:05,386 When did you get a date? Who with? 155 00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:07,919 - Tracey. - What? Tracey the Slag? 156 00:10:07,921 --> 00:10:09,588 Tracey the Magnanimous. 157 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:12,290 "Now, boys, you can touch one of them. 158 00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:13,893 "Left one's bigger..." 159 00:10:13,895 --> 00:10:15,895 "...right one's nicer!" 160 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,534 So I was thinking, do I save up and take her into town? 161 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,071 The Roxy maybe? I mean, she's not a punk... 162 00:10:22,303 --> 00:10:24,203 Nah, some mafia queer runs the place now. 163 00:10:24,205 --> 00:10:26,006 Don't know if he'll let you fuck her in the toilet. 164 00:10:26,008 --> 00:10:28,040 That is genuinely sad to take advantage. 165 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:29,544 Not as sad as being the guy at the party 166 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,145 who ends up in the kitchen, 167 00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:33,013 talking to someone's mum. 168 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:35,516 "Oh, lovely shade of blue, your balls." 169 00:10:35,518 --> 00:10:37,951 Yeah, that'll be the shade of your mum's lipstick, mate. 170 00:10:39,322 --> 00:10:42,023 - Come on, boys! - Tonight, all that changes 171 00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:44,927 at the after party! 172 00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:46,427 Do you know where we're going? 173 00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:47,962 - Yeah, Wadeson Street. - Which is which way? 174 00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,031 Just down the road around the corner. 175 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,435 I trust you implicitly, Vic! 176 00:10:53,939 --> 00:10:56,038 I absolutely know where we're going. 177 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,374 Ugh, again. 178 00:10:57,376 --> 00:10:58,508 Why don't we go for a bit of a swing 179 00:10:58,510 --> 00:10:59,942 in the kids' park instead? 180 00:10:59,944 --> 00:11:02,511 - Fuck me! - I'd hurt you, Enn. 181 00:11:02,513 --> 00:11:03,913 How about this, right? 182 00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:05,382 Why don't we finish our beers 183 00:11:05,384 --> 00:11:07,220 and decide on the Virys run tomorrow. 184 00:11:07,987 --> 00:11:09,389 Enn? 185 00:11:09,656 --> 00:11:11,257 Enn? 186 00:11:12,325 --> 00:11:14,027 What's that music? 187 00:11:14,326 --> 00:11:15,528 - What music? - Shh! 188 00:11:17,229 --> 00:11:19,133 I've almost got it. 189 00:11:24,138 --> 00:11:27,274 Now I hear it. 190 00:11:30,511 --> 00:11:35,214 Never doubt me again. 191 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,887 That music is amazing. Is it German? 192 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:41,625 I feel like I've heard it before. 193 00:11:42,024 --> 00:11:43,456 You never heard nothing before me, mate. 194 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:47,263 Shut it. Let's get laid. 195 00:11:55,037 --> 00:11:56,539 Hello. 196 00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,443 We're friends of Boadicea. 197 00:12:00,142 --> 00:12:02,312 She manages The Dyschords. 198 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:04,448 There is no discord here. 199 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,654 Right. What's your name, then? 200 00:12:09,653 --> 00:12:10,721 Stella. 201 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:14,191 That's got to be the prettiest name I have ever heard. 202 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,759 It's like a star, isn't it? 203 00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:22,435 No. Stellas have been stars, but not all stars are Stellas. 204 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:27,139 Well, you look like a star, Stella. 205 00:12:58,239 --> 00:13:00,039 They must be from California. 206 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,377 Jackpot. 207 00:13:02,044 --> 00:13:03,579 They fuck anything that moves in California. 208 00:13:04,478 --> 00:13:08,118 Yeah, and Croydon is the sister city to Fresno. 209 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,589 It's going to be all right, mate. 210 00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:18,660 Just corner the one that looks the loneliest 211 00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:22,066 and speak in short admiring sentences. 212 00:13:25,802 --> 00:13:27,605 Excuse me. 213 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,143 Hmm. 214 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,149 Enn. Enn, mate. Come here. 215 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,064 So cool. 216 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,067 Might have a bit of a dance to that. 217 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,535 I'm... 218 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,472 I'm gonna go find the kitchen. 219 00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,215 Hello. 220 00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:12,385 You look like you could use some company. 221 00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,192 I'm Enn. 222 00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:21,629 Short for Henry. 223 00:15:22,596 --> 00:15:25,232 I'm Wainswain. It's long for Wain. 224 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:28,599 I don't remember you. 225 00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,503 Don't you find it sad that we never seem 226 00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:33,408 to recognize each other on birthdays? 227 00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,477 Weren't you a virus last time? 228 00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:39,281 - Last time? - I thought so. 229 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,483 I'm a Second. 230 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,519 A second what? 231 00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,888 Second Colony. 232 00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:48,290 Today 233 00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:52,896 I manifested imperfectly. 234 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,799 Again. 235 00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:01,539 But that is no reflection on Parent-Teacher Wain. 236 00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:05,310 That is my own burden. 237 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,811 My mate John has got a third nipple, 238 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:11,715 and it never held him back in any way. 239 00:16:12,816 --> 00:16:17,523 In our culture, he would class as an abomination. 240 00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:24,296 I'm... 241 00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:39,609 Happy birthday, Waldo. 242 00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:41,880 Happy birthday to you. 243 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:43,615 Fourth Colony manifests... 244 00:16:43,617 --> 00:16:45,420 Individuality! 245 00:16:45,618 --> 00:16:47,452 Let's be grateful for our bodies. 246 00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:50,625 After all, they're our last ones. 247 00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:08,741 The iconic London sights, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, 248 00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:11,347 and the private Pleasure Dome of the Prime Ministers, 249 00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:14,081 aren't going to happen. 250 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,516 This whole Queen's jubilee celebration 251 00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:18,385 sort of blindsided us Parent-Teachers 252 00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:20,625 and the city is booked solid. 253 00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:22,824 But we've managed to patch together 254 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:24,358 a brand-new itinerary 255 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,396 of equally nourishing experiences, 256 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:28,462 all within this deeply authentic 257 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,269 suburban community of... 258 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,803 Croydon. 259 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,704 Zan, what are you looking forward 260 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,876 to experiencing in Croydon? 261 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:45,951 I've sensed some tension over our last few stops, Zan. 262 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,954 Do you have something you want to interjaculate? 263 00:17:50,755 --> 00:17:52,489 Don't hold back, Zan. 264 00:17:52,491 --> 00:17:54,895 - Fourth Colony manifests... - Individuality! 265 00:18:06,072 --> 00:18:08,072 You constantly use words like 266 00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:10,108 "enrichment" and "authenticity," 267 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:14,081 but we're behaving more like tourists than travelers. 268 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:18,685 I mean, perhaps we could emulate the Stellas 269 00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:20,689 and really participate. 270 00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:23,656 The Stellas have a different way 271 00:18:23,658 --> 00:18:25,859 of enriching their community. 272 00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:28,965 Well, all we ever seem to do is observe and consume. 273 00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:31,935 You are what you eat, Zan. 274 00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,603 I know I am. 275 00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:36,340 Zan... 276 00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:49,019 Are you shocked? 277 00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:51,488 No, um... 278 00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:55,026 I get it. I'm into punk. 279 00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,895 My name is Enn. 280 00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:58,564 Zan. 281 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,633 Tell me more about yourself, Zan. 282 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:06,605 Why? We've probably met a thousand times. 283 00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:09,475 What's punk? 284 00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:13,009 Like the Ramones? Or the Sex Pistols? 285 00:19:13,011 --> 00:19:14,611 Or the New York Dolls. 286 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,978 Well, some people don't count the Dolls. 287 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,818 But it's like anarchy. 288 00:19:18,652 --> 00:19:21,122 Now that is punk! 289 00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,927 Do more punk to me. 290 00:19:30,731 --> 00:19:32,401 Hmm... 291 00:19:34,902 --> 00:19:38,136 Me and my mates were thinking of starting a band, actually, 292 00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,472 'cause none of us know how to play anything, which is... 293 00:19:40,474 --> 00:19:43,012 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 294 00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:46,648 Um, you're bleeding. 295 00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,632 How do I further access the punk? 296 00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:05,937 Well, I could take you dancing at the Roxy. 297 00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:07,705 Rape is playing tomorrow. 298 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,443 Our schedule doesn't allow for Rape. 299 00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:14,775 Does yours? Are you a Sixth? 300 00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:15,947 What do you mean? 301 00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:19,217 You're a local? 302 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,221 Stella said it was all right. 303 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,858 And only the Stella knows you're here? 304 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,603 Hey, Stella. You're luminous, you know that? 305 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,576 I wanna kiss you forever, 306 00:20:43,277 --> 00:20:45,680 but you make me feel shy. 307 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,218 I don't wanna go too fast, but... 308 00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,624 Are you prepared? 309 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,160 Yeah. 310 00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,828 Then kneel. 311 00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,594 What? 312 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:04,599 Remove your clothes. 313 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,503 Okay. 314 00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:13,239 How long have you lot been here? 315 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,674 We arrived this morning. 316 00:21:14,676 --> 00:21:16,044 It's the last stop on our tour. 317 00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:19,149 What do your people do on an ordinary day? 318 00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,626 Relax. 319 00:21:31,662 --> 00:21:33,064 Breathe. 320 00:21:38,202 --> 00:21:39,938 Close your eyes. 321 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,228 Breathe, Victor. 322 00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,060 Breath. 323 00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:07,134 Respire from the orifice. 324 00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:10,804 Saturday's our fanzine distribution day. 325 00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:16,210 Sunday, we pick tomatoes over by the sewage pipes. 326 00:22:16,811 --> 00:22:18,878 You see, tomato seeds, 327 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,812 they don't break down in the digestive system, 328 00:22:20,814 --> 00:22:23,352 so they grow wild wherever there's a leak in the pipes. 329 00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:26,688 We pick them to sell them for photocopying money. 330 00:22:27,756 --> 00:22:31,260 Dancing, free trade, duplication, 331 00:22:31,826 --> 00:22:33,960 having no restrictions? 332 00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:35,798 Well, we do what we want. 333 00:22:35,997 --> 00:22:39,001 Release! 334 00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,273 Merge! 335 00:22:43,406 --> 00:22:45,140 Let go! 336 00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:52,248 Ascend! 337 00:23:02,727 --> 00:23:04,296 Who the fuck are you? 338 00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:07,099 Who the fuck is he? 339 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,865 Who the fuck are you? 340 00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:23,815 Do you think I could smell it? 341 00:23:23,817 --> 00:23:25,318 Yeah, pop it off like that. 342 00:23:36,062 --> 00:23:37,431 That's a Level One violation. 343 00:23:38,031 --> 00:23:40,068 Yes, it is, Celia. 344 00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:44,205 Level Two. 345 00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:47,943 She's approaching a Level Three! 346 00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:50,278 Enn! 347 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,313 Enn, we've all got to get out of here! 348 00:23:53,315 --> 00:23:54,781 What? 349 00:23:54,783 --> 00:23:56,884 You! I see you! 350 00:23:56,886 --> 00:23:58,789 Stay away from me! 351 00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:18,474 I claim our Colony's right to unique experience, Waldo! 352 00:24:18,476 --> 00:24:20,176 This is unprecedented. 353 00:24:20,178 --> 00:24:21,979 Oh! You mean it's unique? 354 00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:27,250 Zan, this tone. 355 00:24:29,921 --> 00:24:32,726 John! John! We've got to get out of here! 356 00:24:32,924 --> 00:24:34,824 Shut the fuck up! 357 00:24:34,826 --> 00:24:36,729 Hurry! Hurry! 358 00:24:37,462 --> 00:24:39,199 Out! Out! 359 00:24:42,469 --> 00:24:44,872 Out! Out! 360 00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:53,946 Lads. Lads, lads. Lads, lads. Lads. 361 00:24:53,948 --> 00:24:57,882 Lads, that was the future. 362 00:24:57,884 --> 00:24:59,818 What the hell is wrong with you? 363 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,088 Did you force her or something? 364 00:25:02,423 --> 00:25:03,892 Fuck you! 365 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,761 What was that for? 366 00:25:06,127 --> 00:25:09,164 Vic. Vic. Vic, where you going, mate? 367 00:25:09,897 --> 00:25:11,266 - Vic. - Enn! 368 00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:13,969 Enn. Enn. 369 00:25:14,302 --> 00:25:17,238 I claimed a unilateral dispensation. 370 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,375 What? 371 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,511 I can come with you. 372 00:25:22,412 --> 00:25:24,045 To the punk. 373 00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:26,383 Oh. Well, everything's closed. 374 00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:29,987 Everything on the island? 375 00:25:31,252 --> 00:25:32,054 The island? 376 00:25:32,056 --> 00:25:34,159 Oh... Well, yeah. 377 00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:36,927 When do you have to be back? 378 00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:39,397 I have 48 hours. 379 00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,304 Enn... 380 00:25:46,605 --> 00:25:48,207 What is it? 381 00:25:50,274 --> 00:25:51,944 I feel 382 00:25:53,212 --> 00:25:55,081 this body is dying. 383 00:26:14,368 --> 00:26:17,203 It may yet live. 384 00:29:17,532 --> 00:29:19,269 Are those my shoes? 385 00:29:20,368 --> 00:29:21,737 How did you know? 386 00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:25,141 Because they look exactly like my shoes. 387 00:29:25,841 --> 00:29:28,278 No, you don't have to. 388 00:29:45,729 --> 00:29:47,864 Did you build this place? 389 00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:50,469 No. My dad built it for me. 390 00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:54,207 I like your ring. 391 00:29:54,707 --> 00:29:56,708 It's the symbol of my Colony. 392 00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:00,547 Are these the symbols of your Colony? 393 00:30:01,479 --> 00:30:04,285 - Uh... - The Punk Colony? 394 00:30:05,252 --> 00:30:06,821 I guess some of them. 395 00:30:07,687 --> 00:30:10,658 'Cause our mag's called Virys, uh, 396 00:30:11,557 --> 00:30:16,498 so I came up with this cartoon character, Virys Boy, 397 00:30:17,364 --> 00:30:18,866 because he looks a bit punk. 398 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,467 See here, he goes around 399 00:30:22,469 --> 00:30:24,605 and he meets all these arseholes, 400 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,206 and just spreads himself everywhere 401 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,641 and infects everyone 402 00:30:28,643 --> 00:30:31,646 to fight fascism and conformity. 403 00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:36,382 So the solution to conformity 404 00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:39,221 is forced insemination and cloning? 405 00:30:40,522 --> 00:30:42,192 Oh. Um... 406 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:46,430 That's... It was meant to be a metaphor for freedom. 407 00:30:47,396 --> 00:30:50,597 I just think once we're free, 408 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:51,966 we'll stop doing what we're told, 409 00:30:51,968 --> 00:30:53,538 which is just consume. 410 00:30:54,672 --> 00:30:57,808 If we don't stop, we'll eat the fucking world. 411 00:30:59,777 --> 00:31:02,780 There are contradictions in your metaphor. 412 00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:04,747 Yeah. 413 00:31:04,749 --> 00:31:06,552 But I am moved by it. 414 00:31:07,484 --> 00:31:09,788 - Really? - Mmm. 415 00:31:11,889 --> 00:31:14,526 Do you know that in every person's DNA 416 00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,795 there's a remnant of every virus 417 00:31:17,797 --> 00:31:19,696 that has ever infected a human being 418 00:31:19,698 --> 00:31:22,234 since the birth of man? 419 00:31:22,435 --> 00:31:25,668 I think adapting to survive viruses 420 00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:30,541 is what eventually turned bacteria into human beings. 421 00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:31,943 I was a bacterium... 422 00:31:31,945 --> 00:31:33,845 Who knows what we will become in the future. 423 00:31:33,847 --> 00:31:36,850 - ...but I never met a virus. - I think viruses will save us. 424 00:32:03,879 --> 00:32:07,951 Wow, your skin is so soft there. 425 00:32:09,885 --> 00:32:11,552 Your hands are so cold. 426 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,557 Your ears are translucent. 427 00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:21,630 Your penis is small and folded 428 00:32:21,632 --> 00:32:24,369 like the bud of a tiny pink flower. 429 00:32:27,872 --> 00:32:31,643 Oh, it's losing its structure. 430 00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:36,381 Hmm. 431 00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:09,481 Mum, this is, uh, my friend. 432 00:33:09,483 --> 00:33:11,153 She... 433 00:33:15,022 --> 00:33:17,293 We, um... We actually... 434 00:33:27,102 --> 00:33:29,372 Right. Explanation. 435 00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:30,841 I am Zan. 436 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:32,575 Zan's American. 437 00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:37,979 Oh! Oh! I nearly went to Hollywood once. 438 00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:40,815 No, Mum. You actually didn't nearly go to Hollywood once. 439 00:33:40,817 --> 00:33:43,387 - I was a model. - A foot model. 440 00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:47,723 There was this audition for a Diana Dors film. 441 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:50,458 That film was shot in Ealing. I looked it up. 442 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,928 They needed to do a close-up on Diana's foot, 443 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,630 and they called us models in 444 00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:57,870 because Diana had six toes on the foot in question. 445 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:01,740 I kept my foot wrapped in Vaseline for seven days. 446 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,774 And then when I took the bag off, 447 00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,643 my skin was as soft as a baby's lips. 448 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:08,879 Mum, Vaseline promotes hair growth. 449 00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,815 Marilyn Monroe grew a mustache 450 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:12,449 from using Vaseline. 451 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:14,618 And she did all right for herself, didn't she? 452 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,755 If by "all right," you mean dead. 453 00:34:16,757 --> 00:34:19,590 Do you ever see me shaving my feet? 454 00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:21,762 - Thankfully not. - Right. 455 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,898 Oh! I love this record! 456 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:28,167 It's not a record, it's a tape. 457 00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:33,205 And white people trying to sing 458 00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:35,043 like black people is racist. 459 00:34:35,444 --> 00:34:37,046 I'm not a racialist. 460 00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:40,213 Pancakes! Let's make pancakes. 461 00:34:40,215 --> 00:34:41,815 Americans love pancakes, don't they? 462 00:34:41,817 --> 00:34:43,918 Come on, love. You show me how it's done. 463 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,521 You don't have to. 464 00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:59,904 - Come on, Henry. - No, Mum. 465 00:35:00,803 --> 00:35:02,539 - Come on. - No! 466 00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:04,739 Come to Mama. 467 00:35:04,741 --> 00:35:06,541 That is not okay. 468 00:35:06,543 --> 00:35:07,945 Grind it. 469 00:35:25,898 --> 00:35:27,166 Stop it. 470 00:35:27,566 --> 00:35:29,170 - What? - Looking at me. 471 00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:33,103 Looked-at babies make more successful adults. 472 00:35:33,105 --> 00:35:34,707 That's proven. 473 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,715 She's adorable. 474 00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:44,686 And everyone needs that special someone. 475 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,088 Everyone, Enn. 476 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,988 What's that supposed to mean? 477 00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:52,995 - Henry, it's just a date. - Malcolm? 478 00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,261 Well, it's the jubilee tea dance 479 00:35:55,263 --> 00:35:56,795 on Sunday, and that's all it is. 480 00:35:56,797 --> 00:35:58,230 Mum, he's repugnant. 481 00:35:58,232 --> 00:36:00,734 He was a paratrooper in Indochina. 482 00:36:00,736 --> 00:36:03,069 He peeled potatoes. I looked it up. 483 00:36:03,071 --> 00:36:04,305 Your generation will eventually 484 00:36:04,307 --> 00:36:05,676 be doing nothing but looking it up. 485 00:36:05,974 --> 00:36:09,744 I'm a woman. With a clitoris. Look that up. 486 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,014 Malcolm says that my best days are not behind me. 487 00:36:13,016 --> 00:36:13,950 They've just begun. 488 00:36:14,684 --> 00:36:16,652 You're not England, for Christ's sake, Mum. 489 00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:18,219 Well, he's a right lot kinder to me 490 00:36:18,221 --> 00:36:19,888 than your left-wing father ever was. 491 00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:21,589 Well, he was kind to me! 492 00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:23,024 He left you when you were nine. 493 00:36:23,026 --> 00:36:25,027 Well, who'd blame him, with your yammering. 494 00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:26,627 You'll do the same to someone else one day. 495 00:36:26,629 --> 00:36:28,798 - I'm sure! - I would never do that! 496 00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:36,039 Oh! Sorry, love, the door wasn't locked. 497 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:39,775 It's okay. It's my first time at this. 498 00:36:39,777 --> 00:36:41,280 It's taking longer than I expected. 499 00:36:42,048 --> 00:36:43,517 Hmm. 500 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,890 Mum? 501 00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:56,230 Zan. 502 00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:58,032 Waldo. 503 00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:00,065 I agree in principle 504 00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:02,036 that there is no progress without deviation, 505 00:37:02,869 --> 00:37:06,975 but you have to remember that you are not just you. 506 00:37:08,209 --> 00:37:10,712 And we are not just us without you. 507 00:37:11,144 --> 00:37:13,144 I'm nourishing my body with raw data 508 00:37:13,146 --> 00:37:14,682 to enrich the Eating. 509 00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:17,554 Isn't that the purpose of this endless tour? 510 00:37:18,786 --> 00:37:20,087 I'm doing it for you. 511 00:37:20,089 --> 00:37:21,958 Oh, this is not about me. 512 00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:25,894 I ate pancakes which I am currently excreting. 513 00:37:26,962 --> 00:37:29,196 And I danced. I danced with 514 00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:31,101 the Parent-Teacher you are riding. 515 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:34,635 Those are unique experiences, Waldo. 516 00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:37,674 You've exceeded your experience quota, young lady. 517 00:37:43,246 --> 00:37:45,216 Ooh. I lost my place. 518 00:37:46,116 --> 00:37:47,685 Oh, yeah. 519 00:37:54,392 --> 00:37:56,728 You just finish up this one, love. 520 00:38:02,668 --> 00:38:05,004 I can see you, Keyhole Kevin. 521 00:38:06,372 --> 00:38:07,975 Oh, she's a lovely girl. 522 00:38:09,274 --> 00:38:10,977 Let's go! 523 00:39:06,036 --> 00:39:07,772 I like this body. 524 00:39:08,172 --> 00:39:10,005 Is it a good one? 525 00:39:10,007 --> 00:39:11,777 I like yours. 526 00:39:12,043 --> 00:39:14,179 It smells like butter. 527 00:39:15,212 --> 00:39:16,812 Tastes like salt. 528 00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:18,013 What do I smell like? 529 00:39:50,985 --> 00:39:52,754 I like your Parent-Teacher. 530 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,990 Who, Mum? She never taught me a bloody thing. 531 00:39:57,959 --> 00:39:59,395 What about the other one? 532 00:40:00,261 --> 00:40:02,397 The one who made your tree-temple? 533 00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,101 Oh, my dad? 534 00:40:07,135 --> 00:40:10,806 Well, he was a jazz musician actually. 535 00:40:12,407 --> 00:40:14,141 But he never really recorded anything 536 00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:15,879 'cause he said that would be selling out. 537 00:40:16,513 --> 00:40:18,149 Is that punk? 538 00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:21,352 Dad was definitely a punk. 539 00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:23,984 He was someone who never settled 540 00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:25,355 for the way that things were. 541 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,428 Is that why he left you? 542 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:47,180 If I was your Parent-Teacher, I would never leave you. 543 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,438 - Waldo? - Yes, Wain? 544 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,973 Has it not occurred to you 545 00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:47,342 if you allow her this degree of freedom, 546 00:41:47,344 --> 00:41:48,513 she may do more than rebel? 547 00:41:50,547 --> 00:41:51,517 Stop. 548 00:41:59,356 --> 00:42:00,456 That's my fault too? 549 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:01,460 Who else's? 550 00:42:02,594 --> 00:42:05,261 Well, Stella did approve interaction with the local. 551 00:42:05,263 --> 00:42:08,100 Limited interaction is my Colony's prerogative. 552 00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,301 It's not my fault you can't regulate 553 00:42:10,303 --> 00:42:11,504 your own progeny. 554 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:14,471 You have less than 24 hours until Exit 555 00:42:14,473 --> 00:42:16,675 to rectify the situation. 556 00:42:16,677 --> 00:42:18,476 And then we eat. 557 00:42:22,548 --> 00:42:24,048 I'm aware of the schedule. 558 00:42:24,050 --> 00:42:25,983 Then why not eliminate the problem? 559 00:42:25,985 --> 00:42:28,220 - I could do with an appetizer. - Oh, come on. 560 00:42:28,222 --> 00:42:29,654 Stella, eating before Exit 561 00:42:29,656 --> 00:42:32,357 in this manifestation will be very messy. 562 00:42:32,359 --> 00:42:35,026 I recommend sequestration. She'll soon come running back. 563 00:42:35,028 --> 00:42:36,361 I really don't... 564 00:42:36,363 --> 00:42:37,395 That's a fair compromise. 565 00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:39,233 All those in favor? 566 00:42:40,569 --> 00:42:41,637 PT First? 567 00:42:44,139 --> 00:42:46,509 Abstention. Waldo, you're outvoted. 568 00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,543 The offspring is shunned. 569 00:42:50,112 --> 00:42:51,180 Shunned. 570 00:42:52,048 --> 00:42:53,250 Shunned? 571 00:42:53,582 --> 00:42:54,918 Shunned. 572 00:42:56,452 --> 00:42:57,987 Shunned. 573 00:43:06,596 --> 00:43:08,197 It was like choral vocals 574 00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:09,935 over a driving backbeat. Do you know what I mean? 575 00:43:10,201 --> 00:43:11,467 Eh? 576 00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:13,672 It was metronomic yet tribal. 577 00:43:15,205 --> 00:43:16,705 There's 12 there. 578 00:43:16,707 --> 00:43:19,142 Like... Did Eno ever produce any dub-reggae? 579 00:43:19,144 --> 00:43:21,280 - Try Krautrock. - That's where I am! 580 00:43:25,349 --> 00:43:27,551 Oh, speak of the devil. 581 00:43:27,553 --> 00:43:29,719 That music that was playing at your party, 582 00:43:29,721 --> 00:43:31,255 is that available on LP? 583 00:43:31,257 --> 00:43:34,027 Oi. What you bringing her here for? 584 00:43:34,627 --> 00:43:35,962 What's your problem? 585 00:43:36,228 --> 00:43:37,527 Where're your other Americans? 586 00:43:37,529 --> 00:43:39,163 I have no idea. 587 00:43:39,165 --> 00:43:41,970 What, so you've been with him the whole time? 588 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,474 I slept at his house and met his mum. 589 00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:50,677 And we engaged in incomplete sexual activity. 590 00:43:51,244 --> 00:43:53,245 Now I'm looking forward to experiencing 591 00:43:53,247 --> 00:43:56,082 just an ordinary Saturday with your Colony. 592 00:43:56,084 --> 00:43:57,817 Well, you butchered my Slits review, 593 00:43:57,819 --> 00:44:00,053 but otherwise, it looks great. 594 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,654 Thank you, mate. 595 00:44:01,656 --> 00:44:03,824 Right, I need you to push this issue this time. 596 00:44:03,826 --> 00:44:06,195 Like, I reckon we can sell the whole run. 597 00:44:27,518 --> 00:44:30,385 So, uh, what do they think of 598 00:44:30,387 --> 00:44:32,257 the Queen's jubilee in America? 599 00:44:34,659 --> 00:44:36,261 In America? 600 00:44:36,828 --> 00:44:39,830 Um, they're in favor of it. 601 00:44:39,832 --> 00:44:41,167 Really? 602 00:44:42,334 --> 00:44:44,834 The sovereign embodies their collective consciousness. 603 00:44:44,836 --> 00:44:48,707 They haven't had a sovereign for, what? 200 years. 604 00:44:50,575 --> 00:44:55,313 Um... Their superior longevity keeps the memories fresh. 605 00:44:55,315 --> 00:44:57,815 Are you saying Americans live longer than us? 606 00:44:57,817 --> 00:44:59,416 Absolutely. 607 00:44:59,418 --> 00:45:00,654 Well, why would that be the case? 608 00:45:02,188 --> 00:45:04,490 Because of the largely isolated 609 00:45:04,492 --> 00:45:06,528 and vegetarian lives they lead. 610 00:45:08,128 --> 00:45:10,164 McDonald's is from America. 611 00:45:11,532 --> 00:45:14,468 McDonald's. Yes. 612 00:45:14,869 --> 00:45:18,339 Right. So they're not, like, all vegetarians, right? 613 00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:21,440 No. Not all. 614 00:45:21,442 --> 00:45:22,678 Only the alpha elite. 615 00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,344 Oh? Like the president? 616 00:45:25,346 --> 00:45:28,418 Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian? I did not know that. 617 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,387 I've already said too much. 618 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,220 Surveillance, repercussions... 619 00:45:33,222 --> 00:45:34,687 What, like the FBI? 620 00:45:34,689 --> 00:45:37,494 Mmm. The FBI, yes. They would be vulnerable. 621 00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:41,295 I don't wish to be interrogated 622 00:45:41,297 --> 00:45:42,632 on this matter any further. 623 00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:46,771 So I'm just going to walk away 624 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:50,707 and, when I come back, we won't speak of this again. 625 00:46:00,851 --> 00:46:02,386 What's with the third degree? 626 00:46:02,786 --> 00:46:05,124 She's not normal. None of them are. 627 00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:15,669 Ready to come home yet? 628 00:46:16,235 --> 00:46:17,804 You're riding a child, Waldo? 629 00:46:19,405 --> 00:46:21,371 You gave me a dispensation. 630 00:46:21,373 --> 00:46:22,940 Zan, your peers are acting out. 631 00:46:22,942 --> 00:46:24,374 The PTs are angry. 632 00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:25,710 This can't continue. 633 00:46:25,712 --> 00:46:27,148 You're just jealous. 634 00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:29,515 Has it not yet occurred to you, young Henry, 635 00:46:29,517 --> 00:46:30,915 that these people could be operating 636 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:32,486 as some kind of a high-level cult? 637 00:46:32,954 --> 00:46:35,222 - Exactly. - The code of silence. 638 00:46:35,555 --> 00:46:38,225 Vegetarianism. Arcane symbolism. 639 00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:40,563 Shouldn't you be touring a potato field or something? 640 00:46:40,828 --> 00:46:42,764 Zan, you're being childish. 641 00:46:43,831 --> 00:46:45,799 I've been forbidden to even talk to you. 642 00:46:45,801 --> 00:46:49,235 I bet they participate in some bizarre sex rituals. 643 00:46:49,237 --> 00:46:50,438 No. 644 00:46:50,706 --> 00:46:52,640 - How do you know that? - I just... 645 00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:53,777 I don't see it happening. 646 00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:55,642 Well, it's a global phenomenon. 647 00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:56,943 What is? 648 00:46:56,945 --> 00:46:59,849 Cults, brainwashing, suicide pacts. 649 00:47:00,249 --> 00:47:02,283 Do you want me to Exit without you? 650 00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:04,188 Because I can do it like that. 651 00:47:04,554 --> 00:47:05,723 I don't care what you do! 652 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:17,269 I only have 22 hours left. I now wish to see the punk. 653 00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,836 All right. 654 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,573 Fucking hell. 655 00:47:28,314 --> 00:47:29,679 What are they saying? 656 00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,884 What? That's where we're going. 657 00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:47,499 What? 658 00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:50,470 That's it. Give me more, give me more. 659 00:48:01,883 --> 00:48:05,788 Boadicea, meet Enn. 660 00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:11,394 He's got something very important to tell you. 661 00:48:13,795 --> 00:48:15,365 Hiya. 662 00:48:16,799 --> 00:48:19,470 I hope we're not interrupting your work. 663 00:48:20,669 --> 00:48:23,673 Uh, I thought you might want to see our fanzine. 664 00:48:33,384 --> 00:48:35,117 I've seen you at the gigs, haven't I? 665 00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:36,421 Yeah. 666 00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:42,459 Jumping around, falling over. Looking like a fucking idiot. 667 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:43,993 Oh! 668 00:48:43,995 --> 00:48:46,699 What you laughing at? You're Flash Harry, right? 669 00:48:47,765 --> 00:48:50,503 Shiny on the outside, gaping hole within. 670 00:48:50,901 --> 00:48:53,971 And this one, you're a social liability. 671 00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:56,442 Not funny. 672 00:49:08,454 --> 00:49:10,090 Why'd you do that? 673 00:49:11,090 --> 00:49:12,993 Are you the Parent-Teacher here? 674 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,469 That's me. Come here. 675 00:49:38,887 --> 00:49:41,491 Would you like to take a look around? 676 00:49:48,631 --> 00:49:50,165 Piss off! 677 00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:51,603 Come on. 678 00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:55,573 You need to control your girl, Enn. 679 00:49:56,773 --> 00:49:58,541 It sounded sort of Krautrock-y. 680 00:49:58,543 --> 00:49:59,974 So like Faust? 681 00:49:59,976 --> 00:50:01,209 Similar, but more intense. 682 00:50:01,211 --> 00:50:03,013 Like Neu? 683 00:50:03,015 --> 00:50:05,582 No, no, no. It was like... It had choral undertones, 684 00:50:05,584 --> 00:50:07,386 like a million whales being strangled. 685 00:50:08,153 --> 00:50:09,819 - Pere Ubu? - Maybe. 686 00:50:09,821 --> 00:50:12,589 All right then. All right. Wait two minutes, 687 00:50:12,591 --> 00:50:14,825 and I swear I'm gonna find something for you. 688 00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:16,663 - All right, bless, brother. - Bless. 689 00:50:18,096 --> 00:50:20,666 Maybe cults don't record their own music. 690 00:50:21,534 --> 00:50:24,869 Although Charlie Manson had a couple of boss tunes. 691 00:50:24,871 --> 00:50:27,175 I think she's trying to leave the cult. 692 00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:30,677 Exit. People exit cults. 693 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,946 Or they're extracted by a deprogrammer. 694 00:50:33,513 --> 00:50:35,649 What, like kidnapping? 695 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:38,685 Extraction. 696 00:50:39,821 --> 00:50:41,253 Bo-diss... 697 00:50:41,255 --> 00:50:44,224 No. Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea. 698 00:50:44,226 --> 00:50:46,695 - Boadicea. - That's it. 699 00:50:46,962 --> 00:50:48,895 Haven't you heard of her? 700 00:50:48,897 --> 00:50:50,697 She was the Celtic queen 701 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:53,069 who ran the Romans out of London. 702 00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:57,571 The first punk. 703 00:50:57,573 --> 00:51:00,110 The first punk was a she. 704 00:51:02,111 --> 00:51:03,647 What is punk, Boadicea? 705 00:51:07,717 --> 00:51:09,986 It's just the fag end of the blues, dear. 706 00:51:11,587 --> 00:51:13,255 You know, a year ago, 707 00:51:13,257 --> 00:51:15,026 I had Johnny Rotten kipping right there. 708 00:51:15,827 --> 00:51:18,160 Next time I saw him, he didn't even know me, 709 00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,598 the fucking Frampton. 710 00:51:19,796 --> 00:51:21,963 Siouxsie Sioux, Dee Dee Ramone, 711 00:51:21,965 --> 00:51:23,868 Ari Up from The Slits. 712 00:51:24,101 --> 00:51:26,804 I knew all of them in the day. 713 00:51:27,973 --> 00:51:30,610 Which was only a few months ago really. 714 00:51:30,843 --> 00:51:32,879 Sellouts now, of course. 715 00:51:33,279 --> 00:51:35,078 I worked with Vivienne Westwood 716 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,181 till she fired me for improving on one of her gowns. 717 00:51:38,183 --> 00:51:41,088 Green is not a good color on her, let me tell you. 718 00:51:42,688 --> 00:51:45,590 Yeah, they pose as mentors, but they suck your blood 719 00:51:45,592 --> 00:51:48,496 because they know that their days are numbered. 720 00:51:50,297 --> 00:51:51,765 Hmm. 721 00:51:53,267 --> 00:51:56,605 Your skin is like milk. 722 00:52:01,741 --> 00:52:04,177 Anyway, the fucking point is to smash the oppressor, 723 00:52:04,179 --> 00:52:05,878 tell the truth, be an original, 724 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,116 blah, blah, blah... I'm boring myself now. 725 00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:10,786 "Every breath is an original." 726 00:52:11,052 --> 00:52:12,755 That's a motto from my group. 727 00:52:13,322 --> 00:52:15,125 What? Are you a singer then? 728 00:52:16,658 --> 00:52:19,028 I've been many things. 729 00:52:19,729 --> 00:52:21,598 I've even been a star. 730 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,669 Really? 731 00:52:26,736 --> 00:52:29,874 I once harmonized with a brown dwarf. 732 00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,145 A Brown Dwarf? 733 00:52:38,748 --> 00:52:41,019 Didn't they open for The Shits? 734 00:52:56,835 --> 00:52:58,170 Fuck off! 735 00:53:01,172 --> 00:53:04,209 Quiet. Quiet down, you cruds. 736 00:53:04,211 --> 00:53:05,613 Shut it! 737 00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:09,113 Tonight, I am delighted to announce 738 00:53:09,115 --> 00:53:12,850 that The Dyschords will be welcoming a guest singer. 739 00:53:14,021 --> 00:53:15,855 Who will be also modeling... 740 00:53:15,857 --> 00:53:18,259 - Where's Slap? - Shut your gaping gob! 741 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,393 He's on probation! 742 00:53:20,395 --> 00:53:22,962 So, tonight, I introduce to you 743 00:53:22,964 --> 00:53:25,263 the erstwhile frontwoman 744 00:53:25,265 --> 00:53:28,203 for legendary American cult collective 745 00:53:28,403 --> 00:53:30,671 A Brown Dwarf. 746 00:53:33,675 --> 00:53:37,012 Let's make some noise for 747 00:53:37,412 --> 00:53:39,816 Zandra! 748 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,288 - I don't know any songs. - You just make it up. 749 00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,226 Just sing about something that you know. 750 00:53:49,959 --> 00:53:51,396 Enough of this hippie shit. 751 00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:53,728 Get up there. 752 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:56,634 All right. Zandra! 753 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:08,279 This is, um, this is the history of my people. 754 00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:19,859 Six is the number of the Body Celestial 755 00:54:21,793 --> 00:54:22,795 Shut the fuck up. 756 00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:27,669 Six are the holy names 757 00:54:29,769 --> 00:54:31,303 You need to shout it a bit more. 758 00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:37,945 Six are the Colonies 759 00:54:39,114 --> 00:54:44,019 And six their Parent-Teachers 760 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,691 Oi, that's my mic, you Yankee bitch! 761 00:54:48,889 --> 00:54:50,426 Shut the fuck up, Slap! 762 00:54:51,427 --> 00:54:53,296 She's only a bloody tourist. 763 00:54:54,796 --> 00:54:58,233 I am not a tourist! 764 00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:06,310 They suckled us Like babes in a crèche 765 00:55:10,513 --> 00:55:12,849 Until Eating Time 766 00:55:14,518 --> 00:55:17,820 Where they tear our flesh 767 00:55:17,822 --> 00:55:21,823 They ate us alive like the Titans ate the gods 768 00:55:21,825 --> 00:55:26,095 They ate us alive like the punks ate the mods 769 00:55:26,097 --> 00:55:28,935 Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! 770 00:55:29,401 --> 00:55:32,872 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! 771 00:55:33,805 --> 00:55:37,175 Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! 772 00:55:38,109 --> 00:55:43,046 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! 773 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,514 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 774 00:55:50,857 --> 00:55:52,894 They took their children's flesh 775 00:55:53,127 --> 00:55:54,429 Come on, you pricks! 776 00:55:54,828 --> 00:55:56,964 And wore it as a robe 777 00:55:58,098 --> 00:55:59,433 Abducted my body 778 00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:04,906 And fucked me with a probe 779 00:56:06,507 --> 00:56:08,977 Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy 780 00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:12,281 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy 781 00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,916 I love it! I love it! 782 00:56:14,181 --> 00:56:16,919 Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy 783 00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:20,923 Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy 784 00:56:21,591 --> 00:56:25,060 The Sun grips the Earth Takes a bite 785 00:56:25,428 --> 00:56:28,099 Spits the Moon into the sky 786 00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:31,333 We sink our teeth into the ground 787 00:56:31,335 --> 00:56:33,067 And suck it dry 788 00:56:33,069 --> 00:56:36,540 Shit the world a fat goodbye 789 00:56:37,574 --> 00:56:41,480 But man can't live by man alone 790 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,448 The fate of a cannibal people 791 00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:49,187 Is one of tooth and bone 792 00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:53,091 Tooth and bone 793 00:56:53,558 --> 00:56:55,324 Eat me, Mummy, Mummy 794 00:56:55,326 --> 00:56:57,060 Eat me, Daddy, Daddy 795 00:56:57,062 --> 00:56:59,161 Eat me, Mummy, Mummy Eat me, Daddy, Daddy 796 00:57:20,988 --> 00:57:23,991 Tooth and bone 797 00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:29,865 Please, God, don't leave me alone 798 00:57:30,532 --> 00:57:31,634 Hey 799 00:57:32,266 --> 00:57:33,368 Ha 800 00:57:34,001 --> 00:57:35,070 La 801 00:57:36,405 --> 00:57:40,540 I'm here I see you 802 00:57:40,542 --> 00:57:46,415 Let me inside I'll never leave you 803 00:57:46,616 --> 00:57:47,584 Hey 804 00:57:48,151 --> 00:57:49,383 Ha 805 00:57:49,385 --> 00:57:51,021 La 806 00:57:52,489 --> 00:57:54,659 Let me be your virus Let me be your virus 807 00:57:55,159 --> 00:57:59,631 Let me be your virus Let me be your virus 808 00:58:23,255 --> 00:58:25,558 And in the end 809 00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:29,696 The love you take 810 00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:34,068 Is equal to 811 00:58:34,401 --> 00:58:37,068 The love, the love, the love, the love 812 00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:39,005 The love, the love, the love, the love 813 00:58:39,007 --> 00:58:44,346 You ate 814 00:59:20,784 --> 00:59:22,119 Yes! 815 00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:25,389 Move back! Move back! Everyone, move back. 816 00:59:26,257 --> 00:59:27,326 Go back there. 817 00:59:27,625 --> 00:59:30,328 This is a moment! 818 00:59:30,529 --> 00:59:33,132 I made this happen! 819 00:59:34,131 --> 00:59:37,132 Get Vivienne on the phone! Get her on the phone now! 820 00:59:42,074 --> 00:59:43,743 - Did you see what I saw? - Yes! 821 00:59:44,409 --> 00:59:46,744 Somebody must've dosed us. 822 01:00:05,433 --> 01:00:07,233 How did we know what to sing? 823 01:00:07,235 --> 01:00:09,134 Something mad about an Eating Time. 824 01:00:09,136 --> 01:00:11,436 But that's real. That's the end of our journey. 825 01:00:11,438 --> 01:00:13,574 - How did you know about that? - I don't know. 826 01:00:13,775 --> 01:00:16,146 What do you mean by "the end of our journey"? 827 01:00:17,445 --> 01:00:20,315 Tomorrow we Exit, which is followed by the Eating. 828 01:00:21,383 --> 01:00:23,253 What is the Eating? 829 01:00:24,186 --> 01:00:25,785 The Parent-Teachers eat their children. 830 01:00:25,787 --> 01:00:27,522 I don't know, it's supposed to feel good. 831 01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,592 It's how we sustain the species. 832 01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:32,527 What? 833 01:00:36,165 --> 01:00:37,667 Stay here! 834 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:39,538 Don't move! 835 01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:45,776 John! 836 01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,346 I think they're planning a mass suicide. 837 01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,915 Amazing. The time is now, comrade. 838 01:00:51,917 --> 01:00:53,486 Do what must be done. 839 01:00:54,453 --> 01:00:56,322 John, I found some Krautrock. 840 01:01:02,161 --> 01:01:03,593 Do you hear that? 841 01:01:03,595 --> 01:01:04,162 This was what I was talking to you about! 842 01:01:50,781 --> 01:01:53,514 That was amazing, Zan. 843 01:01:53,516 --> 01:01:55,650 Where did you learn that song? 844 01:01:55,652 --> 01:01:57,485 Something happened to you on that stage. 845 01:01:57,487 --> 01:01:59,820 Something that has never happened before. 846 01:01:59,822 --> 01:02:01,422 Does Waldo know you're here? 847 01:02:01,424 --> 01:02:03,593 You've been shunned. 848 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:04,993 What does that mean? 849 01:02:04,995 --> 01:02:06,729 Zan, what you sang about the Eating, 850 01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:08,830 you made it sound frightening. 851 01:02:08,832 --> 01:02:10,168 Wainswain! 852 01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,334 Multiple violations! 853 01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:25,251 Unauthorized manual permeation? 854 01:02:29,456 --> 01:02:32,258 Bad Stellas. 855 01:02:36,262 --> 01:02:40,434 Oh, the things I'm going to do to you for this. 856 01:02:41,736 --> 01:02:43,902 You're in extreme danger of being left behind. 857 01:02:43,904 --> 01:02:45,440 We have to leave now. 858 01:02:45,873 --> 01:02:47,576 I feel alive. 859 01:02:48,341 --> 01:02:49,544 I feel opened. 860 01:02:50,579 --> 01:02:51,546 Zan. 861 01:02:52,713 --> 01:02:54,282 - Get away from her! - Leave him alone! 862 01:02:55,284 --> 01:02:58,287 Everyone just leave everyone alone! 863 01:03:40,065 --> 01:03:41,634 Ugh! 864 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,282 Enn? 865 01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:56,483 Enn. 866 01:04:00,019 --> 01:04:01,421 Enn! 867 01:04:21,110 --> 01:04:23,979 Congratulations are in order, my dear. 868 01:04:27,716 --> 01:04:29,852 You are with child. 869 01:05:08,427 --> 01:05:09,429 Fuck! 870 01:05:50,039 --> 01:05:51,773 She's a menace. 871 01:05:51,775 --> 01:05:53,875 I move for the immediate eradication 872 01:05:53,877 --> 01:05:55,009 of the deviant child. 873 01:05:55,011 --> 01:05:55,878 - No! - I call a vote. 874 01:05:56,645 --> 01:05:58,081 We don't have a quorum to vote. 875 01:05:58,815 --> 01:06:00,083 Where is Stella? 876 01:06:01,016 --> 01:06:04,088 - Welcome, Stella. - Thank you, Stella. 877 01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:08,959 You know, Daddy doesn't get out very much. 878 01:06:09,494 --> 01:06:11,963 Only for special occasions. 879 01:06:12,162 --> 01:06:14,931 Stella, you know there are consequences 880 01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:18,235 when you interact with locals without permission 881 01:06:18,237 --> 01:06:21,270 and it can't wait until after Exit. 882 01:06:21,272 --> 01:06:23,975 Will it feel like the supernova manifestation? 883 01:06:24,842 --> 01:06:27,845 Stella, will you do the honors? 884 01:06:27,847 --> 01:06:29,850 Certainly, Stella. 885 01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:46,031 Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 886 01:06:46,033 --> 01:06:47,833 Come. 887 01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,301 Come, my pretty. 888 01:06:49,303 --> 01:06:51,574 In you go. 889 01:06:52,673 --> 01:06:53,708 No... 890 01:06:54,008 --> 01:06:56,242 No, I... 891 01:06:56,244 --> 01:06:57,876 I don't wanna go. 892 01:06:57,878 --> 01:07:00,313 No! No! 893 01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:12,762 Enn! 894 01:07:52,771 --> 01:07:54,574 The Kronos Syndrome. 895 01:07:56,108 --> 01:07:57,110 Who? 896 01:07:57,309 --> 01:07:59,343 Cannibal incest, comrades. 897 01:07:59,345 --> 01:08:01,312 This is a higher level of cult. 898 01:08:01,314 --> 01:08:02,848 We need to get the authorities involved. 899 01:08:02,850 --> 01:08:04,849 No. It'll be a bloodbath. 900 01:08:04,851 --> 01:08:06,117 Fine by me. 901 01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:07,886 Kill em all. Let Satan sort 'em out. 902 01:08:07,888 --> 01:08:09,854 Look, I don't know happened to you in there, Vic, 903 01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:12,793 but if they took your balls too, you can leave now. 904 01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:17,262 I've got my balls. 905 01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:18,832 How did you find out all this info again? 906 01:08:18,834 --> 01:08:21,200 I saw it through their fucking window! 907 01:08:21,202 --> 01:08:23,305 Now, are you lot with me? 908 01:08:23,772 --> 01:08:25,073 Yeah, course we are, Enn. 909 01:08:27,076 --> 01:08:28,178 Yeah, mate. 910 01:08:28,411 --> 01:08:29,613 Right. 911 01:08:31,113 --> 01:08:32,315 We'll need backup. 912 01:08:34,817 --> 01:08:36,185 It's not a joke. 913 01:08:36,419 --> 01:08:39,121 She's part of an American cannibalistic cult. 914 01:08:39,123 --> 01:08:42,223 They eat their young. 915 01:08:42,225 --> 01:08:46,260 Enn, all species eat their young. 916 01:08:46,262 --> 01:08:47,996 Boadicea, I need your help. 917 01:08:47,998 --> 01:08:49,697 - Fuck off. - I can't do this... 918 01:08:49,699 --> 01:08:50,902 Come here. Come here. 919 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,811 Your skin... 920 01:08:59,143 --> 01:09:02,882 Yes, your skin is like cheese. 921 01:09:03,281 --> 01:09:05,284 Like a fine Stilton. 922 01:09:06,785 --> 01:09:09,052 - What, do I repel you? - No, but... 923 01:09:09,054 --> 01:09:11,454 When I was your age, I was pretty. 924 01:09:11,456 --> 01:09:14,225 - Zan needs your help, and I... - Let me tell you something. 925 01:09:14,227 --> 01:09:19,099 I have had 12 abortions and nothing to show for it. 926 01:09:19,465 --> 01:09:22,933 How did I end up in this fucking Croydon 927 01:09:22,935 --> 01:09:24,869 at the fag-end of my fertility! 928 01:09:24,871 --> 01:09:28,007 But you're the closest thing to a mum that Zan's ever had. 929 01:09:28,009 --> 01:09:29,677 You chose her. 930 01:09:32,046 --> 01:09:33,682 She was chosen. 931 01:10:17,929 --> 01:10:19,998 It's hard to be a parent. 932 01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:25,136 You must relinquish all other attachments. 933 01:10:25,370 --> 01:10:28,074 You will raise them, teach them, 934 01:10:29,908 --> 01:10:31,711 and then you will let them go. 935 01:10:33,945 --> 01:10:35,880 I wish to stay. 936 01:10:35,882 --> 01:10:38,886 I'm not sure they could be born here. 937 01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,955 We are made of different stuff. 938 01:10:43,824 --> 01:10:47,762 Zan, listen carefully. 939 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,031 Our people are dying. 940 01:10:51,299 --> 01:10:55,838 We give birth to fewer and fewer each cycle. 941 01:10:56,571 --> 01:11:00,273 But your children are a sign 942 01:11:00,275 --> 01:11:02,879 that there's a different way for our people. 943 01:11:05,413 --> 01:11:07,247 What way? 944 01:11:07,249 --> 01:11:09,283 I have a plan. We must play along 945 01:11:09,285 --> 01:11:11,121 until I can implement it. 946 01:11:17,127 --> 01:11:18,062 Yes? 947 01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:20,027 Asbestos check. 948 01:11:20,029 --> 01:11:21,498 The hidden killer in your home. 949 01:11:23,399 --> 01:11:24,933 This is not our home. 950 01:11:24,935 --> 01:11:27,303 Mandatory check. Government regulations. 951 01:11:27,305 --> 01:11:28,507 Won't take a minute. 952 01:11:31,475 --> 01:11:33,309 Do you have identification? 953 01:11:33,311 --> 01:11:34,846 Certainly. 954 01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:39,185 We're in! 955 01:11:50,229 --> 01:11:51,494 Perimeter breach! 956 01:12:18,392 --> 01:12:19,959 Onward! 957 01:12:22,931 --> 01:12:24,496 - Let's split up. - Oh, I don't know... 958 01:12:24,498 --> 01:12:26,000 No. We'll find her faster that way. 959 01:12:26,002 --> 01:12:27,971 - Shout if you see her. - Fuck. 960 01:12:32,008 --> 01:12:33,940 - What the fuck? - Keep looking. 961 01:12:33,942 --> 01:12:34,945 Oh, shit. 962 01:12:35,177 --> 01:12:36,409 - Any luck? - Nothing. 963 01:12:36,411 --> 01:12:38,415 - No. Can't find her. - Bollocks. 964 01:12:41,018 --> 01:12:42,449 Oh, shit! 965 01:12:54,999 --> 01:12:56,265 Zan! 966 01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,566 - You must stay quiet. - Zan! 967 01:12:57,568 --> 01:12:58,904 If they find us, they will kill us all. 968 01:12:59,536 --> 01:13:01,203 Enn would never let that happen. 969 01:13:06,412 --> 01:13:08,445 Good thing you can just swallow us up. 970 01:13:08,447 --> 01:13:10,981 You sprang from our loins. 971 01:13:10,983 --> 01:13:13,549 We are England! 972 01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:28,136 Oi, them's the ones what stole my arse-cherry! 973 01:13:28,636 --> 01:13:30,301 I was saving that. 974 01:13:30,303 --> 01:13:31,940 Oh, really? 975 01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:36,277 Victor. 976 01:13:37,044 --> 01:13:39,079 We've been waiting for you. 977 01:14:29,235 --> 01:14:30,503 Gotcha. 978 01:14:36,075 --> 01:14:38,212 What, you cannot be ridden? 979 01:14:39,513 --> 01:14:42,249 I gave that up ages ago, dear. 980 01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:45,685 Herpes and sprogs. 981 01:14:46,252 --> 01:14:47,752 - Sprogs? - Kids. 982 01:14:49,355 --> 01:14:51,726 Sex is over. Haven't you heard? 983 01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:54,628 Tear it all down. 984 01:14:56,396 --> 01:14:58,500 Evolve or die, love. 985 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:04,240 Evolve or die. 986 01:15:14,284 --> 01:15:15,686 It's been a long day. 987 01:15:16,486 --> 01:15:17,688 Drink? 988 01:15:23,358 --> 01:15:24,660 If I could do something with you, 989 01:15:29,433 --> 01:15:31,536 you might have a future. 990 01:15:33,103 --> 01:15:34,570 Tea break! 991 01:15:38,175 --> 01:15:40,245 Fucking fancy, comrades. 992 01:15:40,845 --> 01:15:43,281 The outcome of this assault is in doubt. 993 01:15:43,814 --> 01:15:47,383 Zan must be dealt with, without delay. 994 01:15:47,385 --> 01:15:48,651 Come, my dear. 995 01:15:48,653 --> 01:15:50,123 You will harm no child of mine. 996 01:15:51,123 --> 01:15:53,426 You're not permitted to touch me. 997 01:15:54,292 --> 01:15:55,658 I created you. 998 01:15:55,660 --> 01:15:57,831 Well, you curated us really. 999 01:15:58,463 --> 01:16:01,735 And now I will save us all. 1000 01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:09,477 Fourth Colony manifests... 1001 01:16:09,709 --> 01:16:11,712 Individuality! 1002 01:16:16,884 --> 01:16:18,286 Zan! 1003 01:16:20,687 --> 01:16:22,288 We feast... 1004 01:16:22,290 --> 01:16:25,662 We feast a lot on children. 1005 01:16:26,495 --> 01:16:28,661 And it fills me up... 1006 01:16:28,663 --> 01:16:30,897 It fills me up good and proper, 1007 01:16:30,899 --> 01:16:32,701 but then I get lonely after that. 1008 01:16:32,902 --> 01:16:34,601 What's going on? 1009 01:16:34,603 --> 01:16:37,571 I feel deeply, deep hole, deep hole inside... 1010 01:16:37,573 --> 01:16:39,339 What's going on? 1011 01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:40,441 What is going on? 1012 01:16:40,443 --> 01:16:41,579 Where the hell is Zan? 1013 01:16:41,912 --> 01:16:44,344 I don't know. Uh, try through there. 1014 01:16:44,346 --> 01:16:45,648 Try through there. 1015 01:16:46,382 --> 01:16:47,550 Whoa! 1016 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:52,356 Zan! 1017 01:16:52,623 --> 01:16:53,625 Enn! 1018 01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:57,495 I call a General Synod. 1019 01:16:58,930 --> 01:17:01,800 I have that right, once an eon. 1020 01:17:06,638 --> 01:17:09,208 Prepare for Wide-Radius Counterruption. 1021 01:17:22,755 --> 01:17:23,757 Ugh. 1022 01:17:36,703 --> 01:17:38,438 Waldo? You dare call a Synod. 1023 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,407 Oh, Wain, why do you always have to shout? 1024 01:17:41,409 --> 01:17:42,875 PT, you are compromised. 1025 01:17:42,877 --> 01:17:45,745 Ooh. Level One Violation! 1026 01:17:47,983 --> 01:17:50,453 PT First, the humans are neutralized. I recomm... 1027 01:17:53,455 --> 01:17:54,857 I told you he was different. 1028 01:17:56,726 --> 01:17:57,858 I'm an artist. 1029 01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:59,025 Brothers and sisters, I move 1030 01:17:59,027 --> 01:18:00,827 to amend the Celestial Charter. 1031 01:18:00,829 --> 01:18:03,534 I propose the elimination of the Eating. 1032 01:18:05,835 --> 01:18:07,269 Don't be ridiculous! 1033 01:18:07,271 --> 01:18:08,703 The Eating is what keeps us alive. 1034 01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:10,372 What about the children? 1035 01:18:10,374 --> 01:18:11,739 Their experiences will go to waste. 1036 01:18:11,741 --> 01:18:13,776 They will live out their natural cycles 1037 01:18:13,778 --> 01:18:15,945 nourished by their own experiences. 1038 01:18:15,947 --> 01:18:17,879 What, and they all get to breed? 1039 01:18:17,881 --> 01:18:19,749 Where does it end? Factionalism? 1040 01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:21,417 War? Environmental collapse? 1041 01:18:21,419 --> 01:18:23,555 The answer is yes. 1042 01:18:24,755 --> 01:18:28,491 Each of your peoples met apocalypse. 1043 01:18:28,493 --> 01:18:30,229 Have you forgotten? 1044 01:18:32,363 --> 01:18:33,796 Each of you were convinced 1045 01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:36,465 you were the only species in the universe. 1046 01:18:36,467 --> 01:18:38,568 Maddened by the arrogance of solitude, 1047 01:18:38,570 --> 01:18:40,837 you gorged on your worlds' resources. 1048 01:18:40,839 --> 01:18:44,776 You grew fat as your planets shriveled. 1049 01:18:44,778 --> 01:18:46,379 You eat when you're lonely. 1050 01:18:47,981 --> 01:18:50,352 And now, our numbers dwindle, 1051 01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:52,518 for holy attrition 1052 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,723 was always at the secret heart of my design. 1053 01:18:55,923 --> 01:18:57,855 We shall diminish. 1054 01:18:57,857 --> 01:19:03,562 And we shall do it with grace and compassion. 1055 01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,597 The parents will consume the children, 1056 01:19:05,599 --> 01:19:07,902 and then I will consume the parents, 1057 01:19:08,402 --> 01:19:10,637 until at last 1058 01:19:10,639 --> 01:19:12,775 I, alone, will turn upon myself 1059 01:19:13,775 --> 01:19:15,479 and eat. 1060 01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:19,516 No more knowledge in the meat to distract us. 1061 01:19:19,948 --> 01:19:23,353 Only the freedom of silence. 1062 01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:30,962 And the universe breathes a sigh of perfect relief. 1063 01:19:32,562 --> 01:19:34,032 Bollocks! 1064 01:19:35,099 --> 01:19:37,399 I don't know what the bloody hell you're on about 1065 01:19:37,401 --> 01:19:39,868 with your Swedish suicide complex, 1066 01:19:39,870 --> 01:19:42,404 but you can't just come down here and insult us. 1067 01:19:42,406 --> 01:19:43,605 - Silence! - Now we may have 1068 01:19:43,607 --> 01:19:44,940 cocked this planet up royally, 1069 01:19:44,942 --> 01:19:47,609 but at least we're fucking alive. 1070 01:19:47,611 --> 01:19:50,446 We like to eat, we like to shit, we like to dance. 1071 01:19:50,448 --> 01:19:51,718 We like to fall in love. 1072 01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:55,118 And we try and fix what our parents fucked up. 1073 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,986 But you! 1074 01:19:56,988 --> 01:19:59,455 What kind of parents are you? 1075 01:19:59,457 --> 01:20:02,093 I mean, even the most pathetic poser of a punk, 1076 01:20:02,095 --> 01:20:03,828 who'll end his days wanking 1077 01:20:03,830 --> 01:20:05,864 on the wall of his padded tree house, 1078 01:20:05,866 --> 01:20:07,132 at least he had a dad 1079 01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:08,900 who'd rather leave him in a ditch 1080 01:20:08,902 --> 01:20:11,605 than stick around and eat him alive! 1081 01:20:17,744 --> 01:20:19,178 Enough of this. 1082 01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:22,080 Let us proceed to the gratuitous vote. 1083 01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:24,818 All those in favor of retaining the Eating? 1084 01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:29,524 Bob? 1085 01:20:31,427 --> 01:20:33,492 I vote to abolish. 1086 01:20:33,494 --> 01:20:35,429 - Predictable. - Fuck you, Wain. 1087 01:20:35,431 --> 01:20:36,729 Fuck you for millennia. 1088 01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,601 - Stella? - What? 1089 01:20:38,901 --> 01:20:41,704 Do you vote to retain the sacred ritual? 1090 01:20:47,477 --> 01:20:48,943 Yeah, what the hell. 1091 01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:51,716 The little shits taste staler every cycle. 1092 01:20:53,884 --> 01:20:55,019 I vote to abolish. 1093 01:20:57,188 --> 01:20:58,990 Evolve or die. 1094 01:20:59,189 --> 01:21:01,857 That is nonetheless a deadlock. 1095 01:21:01,859 --> 01:21:04,063 - No change is possible. - There is one more vote. 1096 01:21:06,631 --> 01:21:09,866 Zan is a mother with children growing within. 1097 01:21:09,868 --> 01:21:12,035 That qualifies her as a Parent-Teacher. 1098 01:21:12,037 --> 01:21:14,839 She is entitled to full voting powers. 1099 01:21:14,841 --> 01:21:17,910 Uh-uh. Contamination is not conception. 1100 01:21:18,543 --> 01:21:20,777 PT First, I beg you to adjudicate. 1101 01:21:20,779 --> 01:21:22,548 You're pregnant? 1102 01:21:22,949 --> 01:21:25,186 - PT First. - But... 1103 01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:28,688 They're ours. 1104 01:21:29,956 --> 01:21:31,825 Waldo's logic is sound. 1105 01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:35,096 Zan's would be the deciding vote. 1106 01:21:35,628 --> 01:21:38,833 But to cast her vote, she must give birth. 1107 01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:42,070 To give birth, she must Exit. 1108 01:21:42,937 --> 01:21:47,038 Her brood cannot be born in this manifestation. 1109 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:52,612 Zan, your decision is between this world and our own. 1110 01:21:52,614 --> 01:21:55,852 But if you Exit, you cannot return. 1111 01:21:57,118 --> 01:21:58,921 You must choose. 1112 01:22:12,868 --> 01:22:13,939 Stop her! 1113 01:22:15,573 --> 01:22:16,872 Stop him! 1114 01:22:16,874 --> 01:22:18,143 Get off me! 1115 01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:20,579 - PT First... - Shut up, Wain. 1116 01:22:20,878 --> 01:22:22,010 Zan will either become 1117 01:22:22,012 --> 01:22:24,149 a Parent-Teacher or she will not. 1118 01:22:24,582 --> 01:22:25,985 Release him. 1119 01:22:29,288 --> 01:22:32,491 We Exit in three hours. 1120 01:22:32,891 --> 01:22:34,759 Make your preparations. 1121 01:22:37,596 --> 01:22:39,864 John! 1122 01:22:39,866 --> 01:22:41,899 John! 1123 01:22:41,901 --> 01:22:44,571 John, mate! John! John! 1124 01:22:51,845 --> 01:22:53,181 Zan! 1125 01:24:13,834 --> 01:24:15,804 It's a good world. 1126 01:24:19,874 --> 01:24:23,144 I thought it would be bigger, 1127 01:24:24,010 --> 01:24:26,282 and cleaner, 1128 01:24:28,215 --> 01:24:31,853 and more colorful somehow. 1129 01:24:36,358 --> 01:24:40,163 But still... It's a jewel. 1130 01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:43,734 Then stay. 1131 01:24:49,038 --> 01:24:51,108 I could be their father. 1132 01:24:53,877 --> 01:24:55,413 I could. 1133 01:24:57,114 --> 01:24:59,717 I don't think that they could be born here. 1134 01:25:06,790 --> 01:25:09,828 My brothers and sisters will die, 1135 01:25:10,328 --> 01:25:12,798 and I can stop it. 1136 01:25:14,433 --> 01:25:17,070 Maybe I can stop it forever. 1137 01:25:35,421 --> 01:25:42,264 Spirit, mind, voice, will, sex, strength. 1138 01:25:42,797 --> 01:25:44,900 - Six colonies... - Seven. 1139 01:25:46,501 --> 01:25:48,235 Is that my ring? 1140 01:25:56,378 --> 01:25:58,114 It's the heart. 1141 01:25:59,515 --> 01:26:01,250 The interchange. 1142 01:26:02,785 --> 01:26:04,821 The way in and the way out 1143 01:26:06,089 --> 01:26:08,258 to what is beyond. 1144 01:26:11,393 --> 01:26:12,964 Love. 1145 01:26:18,935 --> 01:26:20,839 I can hear them. 1146 01:26:23,541 --> 01:26:26,145 Our children are singing. 1147 01:26:29,014 --> 01:26:30,983 Don't go. 1148 01:27:45,562 --> 01:27:48,299 No! What are you doing? 1149 01:27:50,568 --> 01:27:52,071 No, no, no... 1150 01:28:16,963 --> 01:28:19,234 I love you. 1151 01:28:27,074 --> 01:28:28,142 No! 1152 01:28:42,023 --> 01:28:43,293 No! 1153 01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:46,428 No, no, no! 1154 01:30:27,504 --> 01:30:28,773 So, Enn. 1155 01:30:29,374 --> 01:30:31,343 What do you think happened to your lady? 1156 01:30:33,343 --> 01:30:35,646 She must've gone on with the others. 1157 01:30:39,117 --> 01:30:41,153 They didn't even say goodbye. 1158 01:30:45,291 --> 01:30:47,127 She'll be all right, mate. 1159 01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:49,429 She's a tough one. 1160 01:30:51,430 --> 01:30:55,165 Well, look, let us not forget the day. 1161 01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:56,800 - What? - Tonight, I take 1162 01:30:56,802 --> 01:30:59,103 Tracey the Magnanimous to the pictures. 1163 01:30:59,105 --> 01:31:00,673 So I'm turning to you now, 1164 01:31:00,675 --> 01:31:03,442 as you're both men of fashion and adventure. 1165 01:31:03,444 --> 01:31:05,147 Lay it on me. 1166 01:31:10,685 --> 01:31:13,456 You got to forget everything you think you know. 1167 01:31:17,392 --> 01:31:19,559 Just accept that you are nothing 1168 01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:22,465 but a worthless initiate at her altar. 1169 01:31:24,567 --> 01:31:26,537 That's how you build trust. 1170 01:31:28,737 --> 01:31:30,073 Right. 1171 01:31:34,344 --> 01:31:35,779 No great secret. 1172 01:31:36,746 --> 01:31:39,514 Just remember that you're you 1173 01:31:39,516 --> 01:31:41,717 and she's her. 1174 01:31:41,719 --> 01:31:43,822 And together, 1175 01:31:45,221 --> 01:31:48,358 that'll be another thing. 1176 01:31:52,329 --> 01:31:54,766 Fat lot of good yous pair were. 1177 01:31:59,570 --> 01:32:01,475 It's all right, mate. 1178 01:32:07,646 --> 01:32:09,513 All right then. 1179 01:32:09,515 --> 01:32:11,618 Ride on, you rotter. 1180 01:33:36,577 --> 01:33:38,309 - Hiya. - Hi. 1181 01:33:38,311 --> 01:33:39,577 - How's it going? - Very well, thank you. 1182 01:33:39,579 --> 01:33:41,312 Thanks so much for coming out. 1183 01:33:41,314 --> 01:33:43,814 - I adore your work. - Thank you very much. 1184 01:33:43,816 --> 01:33:45,651 - What's your name? - Emily. 1185 01:33:45,653 --> 01:33:48,621 - Where have you come from? - Um, East Sussex. 1186 01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:50,422 Thanks for making that journey. 1187 01:33:50,424 --> 01:33:52,591 Lovely to meet you. 1188 01:33:52,593 --> 01:33:54,926 - Thank you, Tom, keep writing. - Thank you. 1189 01:33:54,928 --> 01:33:57,630 Cheers. See you later. See you guys. 1190 01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:59,866 Hello, how are you? 1191 01:33:59,868 --> 01:34:01,435 Very well, thank you. 1192 01:34:01,437 --> 01:34:03,804 - What's your name? - It's for all of us. 1193 01:34:03,806 --> 01:34:05,605 We can only afford one copy. 1194 01:34:05,607 --> 01:34:07,409 We've just moved here. 1195 01:34:08,044 --> 01:34:10,743 Okay, well, I can make it out to all of you. 1196 01:34:10,745 --> 01:34:11,944 What are your names. 1197 01:34:11,946 --> 01:34:13,584 Siouxsie. With an "X." 1198 01:34:15,384 --> 01:34:17,621 Dee Dee. 1199 01:34:18,354 --> 01:34:19,624 Ari Up. 1200 01:34:23,059 --> 01:34:24,261 Jonesy. 1201 01:34:29,533 --> 01:34:31,269 Enn. 1202 01:34:39,912 --> 01:34:41,881 She thought we should travel alone. 1203 01:34:42,347 --> 01:34:44,350 We think we'd like to stay. 1204 01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:46,952 We want to start a band. 1205 01:42:17,407 --> 01:42:18,976 Shut the fuck up! 1206 01:42:20,442 --> 01:42:24,414 That was terrible. Do it again! 1207 01:42:24,416 --> 01:42:27,062 Subtitles by explosiveskull 82736

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