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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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That's enough dufus!
It's my turn!
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Hey, you guys
better save some for Walter
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or he's going to be pissed!
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Look it's not
even half gone yet.
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Here give it here...
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Hey what are you...
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You idiots are
going to spill it! Stop it!
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Give it here! It's my turn!
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Holy shit!
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...Is that them?!
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Gentlemen... I give you...
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Boobs!
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Hey! Easy! Don't bend them!
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Look at the boobs on this one!
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Ha ho!
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Your brother is going
to kill you if he finds out.
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Don't worry. He's
out with his friends.
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I'll get them back
home before he gets back.
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Vaginas are
just weird looking.
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What?
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They are just weird looking...
that's all I'm saying.
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Fairy.
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Fairy.
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Hey! I ain't no fairy.
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Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!...
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Shut up!
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Fairy! Fairy! Fa...
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Stop it!
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Hey! Watch the magazines!
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Help! I'm being
attacked by a fairy!
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Guys, stop it!
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Holy cow.
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Looks like a rock.
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Think it's Russian?
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It's a meteor dumbass!
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Like from space?
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No...
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It fell out of your Mom's ass.
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Shut up would ya?
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Dibs!
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Yes.
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Hey man... Let me see it!
Let me hold it.
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Let me hold it, come on!
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No! I called dibs.
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He did... He called dibs.
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Alright boys. Let's
stop fighting over that space turd
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and get this picture...
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I need you to move
in a little closer together.
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Squeeze in nice and
tight, nice and tight there.
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Now let me see that meteor.
Say cheese!
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CHEEEEEEESE!!!!
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What's that?
You talking to me?
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Oh that? Thats just a...
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...thats just MY
sweet ass meteorite.
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Oh yeah...
Chicks are going to dig you.
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So what you want
to do is mix your dough thoroughly
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otherwise your cookies
just wont be moist.
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Cause no one
likes an un-moist cookie.
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After you are done mixing
and you have added your nuts...
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Stay there Roxy.
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Ah! Ah! Ahh!
Ahh! Ah! Ah....Ah...
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Hey Dad... I got
your favorite cookies.
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Dad?
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Are you here?
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[PHONE RINGS
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Dad?
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You here?
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I have no
clue where your darn keys are!
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No, I can't come
help you find them!
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I'm all the way over
on freakin' Kettle road!
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Yeah. Yeah, you do that.
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She would lose her freakin'
head if it wasn't attached.
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Alright... let's see
what we got here!
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What the hell?
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That's great that you
found your keys but I'm gonna need ya to
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shut the fuck up for a minute...
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I need you to get your ass in
the car and I need you to come
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pick me up on Kettle road.
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Just three clicks south of
Cooper's Mill...
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Maxine!
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Shut up and do it would ya?
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And bring some damn
clothes while you're at it...
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Because I'm standing in the
middle of the road in my damn
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skivvies!
Maxine, that's why!
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Just shut your damn
pie hole and start drivin'.
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Geeez Louise! That lady
is gonna be the death of me!
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What the fuck man?
Watch where you're going!
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Idiot!
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Sarah! Hey who's that guy?
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SECURITY GUARD
Excuse me sir.
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Sir. Yo!
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I need you to put
that meat down!
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Ma'am no, I am going
to need you to back off ok?
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AHH! AHHH!
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Get down!
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Is everybody OK?
I'll be right back.
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Is everybody OK?
I'll be right back.
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Son of a...
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K, This is case 7638.
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Well you've had better
days there ay buddy.
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K, We've got a male,
approximately 45 to 50
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years of age.
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Struck by a vehicle.
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A bus to be more precise and
pronounced dead at the scene
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by paramedics.
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K, there is significant blunt
force trauma to the head,
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the right upper thoracic,
the right mid torso...
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and this is consistent with
this type of vehicular accident.
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K...
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It appears the large and small
intestines are visible from...
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the outside of the body.
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And this is due to the large
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laceration to the
lower abdomen area.
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K, moving on to the
posterior examination...
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Jesus!!!
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It appears to be
some sort of... parasite.
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It's nothing I've ever seen or
any clue what it may be...
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I'm gonna try removing it
from the subjects neck.
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Ugh! Aagh!
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CORONER
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Get off of her!
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Hey!
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Don't you move!
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Put your hands in the air
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and lace your fingers
behind your head
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Do it!
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What was I just saying
about the universe providing?
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You are right
man what can I say?
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Tell her how much you
like blondes... love them.
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Who are you
supposed to be sweetheart?
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I don't know what look
you're going for there but ah...
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I like it!
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Ahh!
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Clear! Coming out!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah... No, shit.
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Ahhh!
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WHAT... THE... FRACK.
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Oh my God.
This is isn't happening.
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This isn't happening.
Okay... Okay.
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Calm down... breathe.
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What the hell's
going on in there?!
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Oh shit!
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I saw you come home
and I know you're in there.
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Now open the Goddamn door!
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Just go away and call
the police Mr.Bartell...
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And animal control
while you're at it!
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Can you hear me?!
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Open the damn door!
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Between all the noise and
your rent once again being late
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you're really starting to try
my patience.
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Not to mention piss me off!
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Ugh!
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...the damn door!
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Call the police!
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Dumbass.
I can't open the door!
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That's it!
I'm coming in!
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No, no, no you idiot!
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Hello?
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Where are ya kid?
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Get your ass out
here and talk to me?!
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Just get the hell out of
the apartment Mr Bartell
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and call the police!
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What are you talking
about kid? Where are you?
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I am in the bathroom!
Just call the police!
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The police?
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Why do I need
to call the police?
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What's all the
commotion in here?
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You need to get the hell out
of the apartment Mr Bartell!
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What a sight!
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There is some sort of ugly ass
creature in there with you.
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And I think I
really pissed it off!!!
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There's a what?!
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Like I said...
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there is some sort of creature
thingy in there with you.
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A... a what?
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What's in here with me?
Are you on drugs or something?
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Really?
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I can't afford rent! How
am I supposed to afford drugs?
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Speaking of rent...
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...where's my money?
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LANDLORD AHH! AHHH!
AHHHHHH! AHHHH!
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911...
What's your emergency?
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Umm...
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Hello? Please
state your emergency.
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Are you there?
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I'm sorry... Ha.
Never mind... forget about it.
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No, no.
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They will lock you in the loony
bin and throw away the key
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No more... No more
buying shit online.
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Oh! Jesus! You scared me.
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Oh, Is this your room?
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I... I can leave
if it is. I am sorry.
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Anyway do you know what
the heck is going on downstairs?
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I tried to come in through the
front there was a whole
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bunch of commotion and shit
so I had to go through the back
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Hello? Anyone in there?
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What? It was on fucking sale.
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Welcome to
Mucho Burrito, how can I help you?
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Hey hey
hey, Hey girl!
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Ayy... I ahh I am
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- Very hungry here, I'm hungry right?
- Eh?
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I'll have a dos el Classic. Ah
mucho carne, con pollo right?
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Um... add some guac... that would
be good. And I, I, I...
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Oh wait a sec, wait a sec...
we could get a tango trio here,
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give me one of those and um,
scratch the first one, have a
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taco trio add the shrimp
add the guac and um...
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and the triple, eh... Ay... y--you
know what wait. wait a second.
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My... I cut out... My PH
level, my doctor says...
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So yeah. Back to the Classico
ok? Yeah and maybe a large
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drink, a jurrito.
Ah dos. That would be... good.
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Is that everything today?
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Si.
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- Are you sure?
- Y... Yeah.
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Yeah I'm sure,
how much more sure can I be?
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Your order is $16.78...
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What? Whaaa!
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MOOCHO FUCKO!
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Hey dude! Asshole!
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Oh ah... just like that, ah.
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- Oh, you like that?
- Mhm.
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Ah, keep going.
Don't stop. Come on.
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- What the fuck?
- What?
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Don't go anywhere,
I'll get rid of this freak.
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The fuck's
your problem man?
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Get the hell out of here
you fucking meth head!
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Please, oh, no... Please!
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No, please, no.
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I say unto all the evil...
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Those sinners man
they're going to hell!
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They're going to hell.
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Go to hell one day.
We live...
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...the gospel
truth, the gospel truth!
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RADIO Where nothing makes sense,
Satan and his claws into us.
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You would look up and say oh
lord Jesus please save me,
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I am begging you!
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...there is only one way out
my brothers I am telling you to
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avoid the hell fire and that
is to say yes to Jesus.
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Please, help. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no! Please help me!
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Please help me...
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No! I beg you! No!
No! I beg you!
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Ok! Come on. Let's go. Get her!
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HELP!
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01:13:13,229 --> 01:13:17,431
We need your help! We don't have
any money and we have to get her
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01:13:17,433 --> 01:13:24,303
to the hospital! Can
you help us please?
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01:13:24,305 --> 01:13:27,473
I can take you
to the next stop. Get on.
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Thank you.
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It's a two
minute walk to Mercy Hospital.
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Thank you so much.
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Are you OK?
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