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That's all that matters, right there. 14 00:00:42,351 --> 00:00:44,421 Also, it's just not that remarkable 15 00:00:44,422 --> 00:00:48,563 because you have the time to search the deck for the card. 16 00:00:48,564 --> 00:00:49,899 Now, if the card was already on top... 17 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:51,268 Okay, how would the card be on top? 18 00:00:51,269 --> 00:00:52,871 Like, how-how would you even do that? 19 00:00:52,872 --> 00:00:54,107 - I don't know. - You don't know? 20 00:00:54,108 --> 00:00:55,343 - No. - Okay. 21 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:56,746 I don't... I'm not a magician. 22 00:00:56,747 --> 00:00:58,415 Yeah, well, that's a harder trick. 23 00:00:58,416 --> 00:01:01,055 Well, maybe practice that one. I'd be into that. 24 00:01:06,685 --> 00:01:09,582 The cape was an interesting choice. 25 00:01:10,073 --> 00:01:13,842 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 26 00:01:15,384 --> 00:01:18,489 So, do we have any idea how they got access? 27 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:21,094 Yeah, and why'd they use hard wire? 28 00:01:21,095 --> 00:01:23,198 Seems a little old school... good for home recording, 29 00:01:23,199 --> 00:01:24,902 but bad for government bugging. 30 00:01:24,903 --> 00:01:26,606 DAVEY: I don't want to jump on a bandwagon here, 31 00:01:26,607 --> 00:01:29,010 but can we blame the Russians for this? 32 00:01:29,011 --> 00:01:30,212 They do cheat in skating. 33 00:01:30,213 --> 00:01:32,016 Mm-hmm. Smarty-pants spies. 34 00:01:32,017 --> 00:01:33,920 Ha, it's, uh, smart pants. 35 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:35,590 LINDA: Smarty-pants. 36 00:01:35,591 --> 00:01:37,093 No, it's, uh, smart pants. 37 00:01:37,094 --> 00:01:38,262 I'm wearing some. They're prewired 38 00:01:38,263 --> 00:01:39,431 to connect my phone to my socks. 39 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,101 They count my steps. 40 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:43,305 - LINDA: Oh, my God. - LAFREY: Okay, look. 41 00:01:43,306 --> 00:01:45,911 Whoever bugged our office was smart enough 42 00:01:45,912 --> 00:01:48,750 to use analog technology to evade our scanners. 43 00:01:48,751 --> 00:01:50,554 MAX: What about the taco place? I mean, 44 00:01:50,555 --> 00:01:51,723 that was the base of their operation. 45 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:53,225 Should we look there? 46 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:54,595 LEROY: The key to this is the tacos. 47 00:01:54,596 --> 00:01:56,799 Find the tacos, find the bad guys. 48 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,137 - Eat the tacos, job well done. - LAFREY: I agree. 49 00:01:59,138 --> 00:02:01,208 Leroy and Max, do a deep dive on this one. 50 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:03,378 Chain of title, who's behind it. 51 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:06,184 Bird, Barry, Annie, find prints, 52 00:02:06,185 --> 00:02:08,055 tire tracks, physical evidenc. 53 00:02:08,056 --> 00:02:10,426 Ken, Davey, I want you to go through our own 54 00:02:10,427 --> 00:02:12,063 surveillance footage and see if there are any 55 00:02:12,064 --> 00:02:14,603 disruptions in the system, anomalies. 56 00:02:18,504 --> 00:02:20,682 Looks like the whole team is here. 57 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:22,451 That's good. 58 00:02:23,703 --> 00:02:25,997 I'm Merv. Merv Minette. 59 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:28,010 And I'm Dr. Barry Shaw. 60 00:02:28,011 --> 00:02:29,964 - Hi. (COUGHS) - Merv Minette. 61 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,018 Excuse me, who are you? 62 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,288 Oh, have you not met? 63 00:02:33,289 --> 00:02:34,958 This is Merv Minette. Ava LaFrey. 64 00:02:34,959 --> 00:02:38,035 Acting Assistant Deputy Director. 65 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:40,068 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that 66 00:02:40,069 --> 00:02:41,871 we were having visitors today. 67 00:02:41,872 --> 00:02:44,644 Visitors? You telling me you didn't know I was coming? 68 00:02:44,645 --> 00:02:46,448 Well, unbelievable. 69 00:02:46,449 --> 00:02:48,054 Um, just give me a couple seconds to finish up here. 70 00:02:48,079 --> 00:02:49,304 MERV: Of course. 71 00:02:49,329 --> 00:02:50,623 Let's see, I want someone to review 72 00:02:50,624 --> 00:02:51,825 the entry logs 73 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:53,595 from the past 12 months. 74 00:02:53,596 --> 00:02:55,546 Probably not necessary. 75 00:02:55,924 --> 00:02:58,639 LAFREY: Well, it-it could yield something. 76 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,520 Hmm. Best not to bother. 77 00:03:01,345 --> 00:03:02,913 Well, if we don't look through the entry logs, 78 00:03:02,914 --> 00:03:04,584 then we have to go through thousands of hours 79 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,120 of footage, so... 80 00:03:06,121 --> 00:03:08,559 Well, maybe watch none of it, then. 81 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:12,800 Perhaps we should have that chat now. (CHUCKLES) 82 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:15,706 Okay, everybody, let's just break this here. 83 00:03:15,707 --> 00:03:17,242 You all have your team assignments. 84 00:03:17,243 --> 00:03:19,313 Uh, but, uh, right now just maybe 85 00:03:19,314 --> 00:03:21,225 put a pin in whatever you're doing. 86 00:03:29,735 --> 00:03:31,738 Oh, my God, what was that? 87 00:03:31,739 --> 00:03:33,443 That's the feeling of having your balls cut off. 88 00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:38,685 MAX: Okay, that is definitely 89 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,456 a person getting fired right there. 90 00:03:40,457 --> 00:03:43,260 Certainly not the body language of somebody being asked to prom. 91 00:03:43,261 --> 00:03:45,766 Oh, well, I have to disagree with you on that one. 92 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,104 MAX: Ugh, I feel for her. 93 00:03:48,105 --> 00:03:50,709 I was fired in front of a packed lecture hall at Stanford, 94 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,646 carried away by security. 95 00:03:52,647 --> 00:03:56,421 I was crying, I was kicking... 96 00:03:57,056 --> 00:03:59,527 vomited, I peed. 97 00:03:59,528 --> 00:04:02,600 The foil on my yogurt came off, 98 00:04:02,601 --> 00:04:05,472 and the-the honey part, like, got in my hair. 99 00:04:05,473 --> 00:04:06,741 It made me look crazy. 100 00:04:06,742 --> 00:04:08,345 That's what made you look crazy? 101 00:04:08,346 --> 00:04:09,846 Yeah. 102 00:04:09,996 --> 00:04:13,218 No, they can't fire her. She's been here forever. 103 00:04:13,255 --> 00:04:15,158 - She wasn't a great boss. - You're just saying that 104 00:04:15,159 --> 00:04:16,661 'cause she didn't let you go to Burning Man. 105 00:04:16,662 --> 00:04:18,164 ANNIE: Oh, oh, here they come. Okay, be cool. 106 00:04:18,165 --> 00:04:19,433 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 107 00:04:20,155 --> 00:04:21,806 What'd you guys talk about? 108 00:04:22,941 --> 00:04:24,463 So, um... 109 00:04:25,212 --> 00:04:27,716 So, I am just gonna say this once. 110 00:04:27,717 --> 00:04:30,054 Effective immediately, I am taking over 111 00:04:30,055 --> 00:04:32,393 as director of this department. 112 00:04:32,394 --> 00:04:34,116 Captain LaFrey here will be sta... 113 00:04:34,891 --> 00:04:37,235 Is that French Canadian? LaFrey? 114 00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:39,364 I don't know. 115 00:04:39,365 --> 00:04:42,689 Uh, Ms. LaFrey has elected to stay on 116 00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:44,082 in a different capacity. 117 00:04:44,107 --> 00:04:46,575 No less important, just... (WHISTLES) 118 00:04:46,935 --> 00:04:49,205 Sir, wh-what about the investigation? 119 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,109 Yeah, we've got our teams. We're ready to move. 120 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:53,057 Uh, we won't be doing an investigation. 121 00:04:53,082 --> 00:04:54,048 ALL: What? 122 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:55,518 The FBI will handle it. 123 00:04:55,519 --> 00:04:56,954 I mean, they set up protocol, 124 00:04:56,955 --> 00:04:58,572 and I think, you know, why not follow it? 125 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,337 I think that we are in a better position 126 00:05:00,362 --> 00:05:01,898 to handle this than the FBI. 127 00:05:03,134 --> 00:05:04,560 - Annie Carver. - Yeah. 128 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:07,539 Yeah, I worked under your father for a brief period at DoD. 129 00:05:07,564 --> 00:05:09,500 A good man, your dad. 130 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:12,072 You know, there's a rumor that recently he... 131 00:05:12,073 --> 00:05:14,977 he-he made Jared Kushner wear a dunce cap, 132 00:05:14,978 --> 00:05:18,050 and he convinced him that it was an executive wizard's hat. 133 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,352 (CHUCKLES) 134 00:05:20,644 --> 00:05:21,524 Yeah... 135 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:23,252 You know, I'm not gonna be cleaning house. 136 00:05:23,819 --> 00:05:25,833 I'm just gonna take a breath, 137 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:28,337 find out what's working, what isn't working, 138 00:05:28,338 --> 00:05:30,341 and, you know, do a little spot cleaning. 139 00:05:30,692 --> 00:05:33,047 Okay? You know, I have 140 00:05:33,048 --> 00:05:36,688 four more years... to this day, as a matter of fact... 141 00:05:36,689 --> 00:05:39,059 and then I am out. 142 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:41,531 Uh, what do you mean by four years to the day? 143 00:05:41,532 --> 00:05:43,033 Is today your birthday? 144 00:05:43,034 --> 00:05:45,393 It is. Okay. 145 00:05:49,581 --> 00:05:50,916 MAX: Okay, 146 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:51,985 why would someone say 147 00:05:51,986 --> 00:05:53,588 they're not going to clean house 148 00:05:53,589 --> 00:05:55,893 unless they were thinking about cleaning house? 149 00:05:55,894 --> 00:05:57,630 Oh, he's cleaning house. 150 00:05:57,631 --> 00:06:00,268 Only question is, are we old newspapers 151 00:06:00,269 --> 00:06:02,445 or a diaper full of boo-boo? 152 00:06:10,523 --> 00:06:13,027 No, I'm not gonna hold for one more second. 153 00:06:13,028 --> 00:06:15,372 Does Director Romslo know that it's me? 154 00:06:16,612 --> 00:06:18,487 Resigned or replaced? 155 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,216 H- Hello? 156 00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:28,080 We all need to be very careful. 157 00:06:28,307 --> 00:06:30,344 I guess we're gonna have to get a birthday cake. 158 00:06:30,345 --> 00:06:32,415 Ooh, for Merv? Lovely. (CHUCKLES) 159 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:34,987 - Okay, it seems really unearned. - No, I-I agree. 160 00:06:34,988 --> 00:06:37,425 Well, it's not like I want to get one, but how can we not? 161 00:06:37,426 --> 00:06:40,164 Either everyone in the office gets a cake on their birthday, 162 00:06:40,165 --> 00:06:42,168 or no one does... it's not like we can pick and choose 163 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:45,073 - whose birthday we want to celebrate. - I never got a cake. 164 00:06:45,074 --> 00:06:47,077 Well, you won't tell us when your birthday is. 165 00:06:47,078 --> 00:06:48,781 That's for my protection. 166 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:51,085 Okay, then just pick a day. 167 00:06:51,086 --> 00:06:52,689 - Just not today. - I pick today. 168 00:06:52,690 --> 00:06:54,526 Mr. Max Jennifer. 169 00:06:54,527 --> 00:06:55,962 That's me. 170 00:06:55,963 --> 00:06:57,899 - Okay. Um... - Yeah. 171 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,204 Majored in astrophysics at MIT. 172 00:07:00,205 --> 00:07:02,141 - Yeah. - PhD Caltech. 173 00:07:02,142 --> 00:07:03,243 Tenured at Stanford. 174 00:07:03,244 --> 00:07:04,680 It's-It's actually a double major. 175 00:07:04,681 --> 00:07:06,257 Astrophysics and cinema studies. 176 00:07:06,484 --> 00:07:08,019 Well, I majored in eliminating 177 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,870 the enemy in Vietnam. 178 00:07:10,893 --> 00:07:13,665 I guess you didn't need that year abroad, then. (CHUCKLES) 179 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:20,315 Says here in this report 180 00:07:20,334 --> 00:07:23,523 that you have seen an alien space craft. 181 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:25,176 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Is that right? Yeah. 182 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:27,510 "It made a sound like... 183 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:32,358 babah wabah gishminga." 184 00:07:32,359 --> 00:07:35,797 Yeah, no, uh, it was actually more like a "buduguesh." 185 00:07:35,798 --> 00:07:38,102 You know? I know this is weird, but you want to think 186 00:07:38,103 --> 00:07:40,474 about saying all of your vowels as if they're consonants, 187 00:07:40,475 --> 00:07:42,611 if that makes sense. "Buduguesh." 188 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:44,080 (QUIETLY): Shut up, Max. 189 00:07:44,081 --> 00:07:46,619 MAX: Buduguesh. Buduguesh. 190 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,825 - Buduguesh! It... - I think it's horse baloney. 191 00:07:50,389 --> 00:07:53,767 Science is slow and methodical. 192 00:07:53,768 --> 00:07:56,406 Yeah, I... I agree. I'm a scientist. 193 00:07:57,231 --> 00:07:59,679 Which is why I think we should follow the evidence 194 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,683 in this office bugging mystery. 195 00:08:01,943 --> 00:08:03,720 There is no investigation. 196 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:07,293 Okay. I mean, we do know that the taco stand 197 00:08:07,294 --> 00:08:08,947 is where it started... 198 00:08:08,974 --> 00:08:11,068 But it's been handled, Mr. Jennifer. 199 00:08:11,069 --> 00:08:12,905 It's been handled. 200 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:15,309 It's like watching a PETA video. 201 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,915 MERV: I don't want to waste taxpayers' money 202 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:21,254 to fund your fantasies. 203 00:08:21,255 --> 00:08:23,827 You know, not for aliens. 204 00:08:24,806 --> 00:08:28,355 Not for parallel universes. 205 00:08:28,902 --> 00:08:31,743 And certainly not for... 206 00:08:32,005 --> 00:08:33,612 (BABBLING GIBBERISH) 207 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,853 You know, I feel like you're not even trying 208 00:08:36,854 --> 00:08:38,123 to get that sound right. 209 00:08:51,996 --> 00:08:53,160 (EXHALES) 210 00:08:57,151 --> 00:08:59,679 I went to Burning Man, you know. 211 00:09:01,904 --> 00:09:03,506 - BARRY: Inhale. - MERV: Oh, God! 212 00:09:03,507 --> 00:09:05,477 Oh, my God! 213 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,748 - MERV: Get... Get that out of here! - Yeah. 214 00:09:07,749 --> 00:09:09,819 (QUIETLY): Hey. You find anything? 215 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:14,528 Um, not on the taco place, but check this out. 216 00:09:14,529 --> 00:09:16,331 We find out that this place is bugged... 217 00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:17,634 - Will you guys sign his card? - ...but then the next day... 218 00:09:17,635 --> 00:09:19,638 Ava calls it in to investigate. 219 00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:21,141 The next day she's fired. 220 00:09:21,142 --> 00:09:23,813 That's right. And then Romslo was fired. 221 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,101 Then she's fired, we get a brand-new boss 222 00:09:26,126 --> 00:09:27,569 telling us not to investigate. 223 00:09:27,594 --> 00:09:29,950 Yeah, not to investigate this massive security breach. 224 00:09:29,975 --> 00:09:34,220 Plus he is a total penis and a giant douche. 225 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,520 "XOXO"? 226 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:39,940 - Did I write XOXO? - Yeah. 227 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,954 Definitely on the high end of friendly. 228 00:09:41,974 --> 00:09:44,281 - Okay, let me do it again. - No. You can't cross it out. 229 00:09:44,306 --> 00:09:45,355 I'm not getting another card. 230 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:46,477 - Give it to me. - MAX: No. 231 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,881 Stop it. 232 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,391 ANNIE: Uh, usually people sign the inside of a card. 233 00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:54,800 I know, but this way, he takes the card home, 234 00:09:54,822 --> 00:09:59,163 shows it to his wife, sees my name, big and bold. 235 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,568 - Man. - Listen... 236 00:10:01,569 --> 00:10:02,894 MERV: Leroy. 237 00:10:03,573 --> 00:10:05,067 Come on. 238 00:10:08,248 --> 00:10:11,153 Can I have a card, too? I've never gotten one. 239 00:10:11,154 --> 00:10:13,425 I'll get you a card, too. 240 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:14,982 Thank you. 241 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,682 Hmm. 242 00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:20,526 (SIGHS) 243 00:10:21,082 --> 00:10:22,710 You don't play games, do you? 244 00:10:22,711 --> 00:10:24,981 You just lay it right out there. 245 00:10:24,982 --> 00:10:26,652 I lay it out, spray a little water on it. 246 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:28,121 Iron it, hang it up. 247 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:29,858 When it's time, put it on, go to work. 248 00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:32,981 - No games. - (BLOWS AIR) Indeed. 249 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,301 You know, let me ask you a question. 250 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,676 How does a-a decorated LAPD detective 251 00:10:38,677 --> 00:10:41,147 wind up at a secret underground agency, 252 00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:43,419 chasing ghosts and goblins? 253 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,021 Well... (CHUCKLES) 254 00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,480 ...at least I'm not running it. 255 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,835 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Yeah, would you like to? 256 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,288 (MUFFLED LAUGHTER) 257 00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:53,958 LEROY (MUFFLED): No, that's you. 258 00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,061 (MUFFLED LAUGHTER) 259 00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:56,999 Yeah, well... 260 00:11:01,273 --> 00:11:02,943 How well do you know these people? 261 00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:05,014 Well, I've only been here for, like, six months, 262 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,917 but everybody seems pretty solid. 263 00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:10,324 Bird is an odd dude, but, you know, L. A. 264 00:11:10,325 --> 00:11:11,776 (WHISTLES, CHUCKLES) 265 00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:15,228 Yeah, I-I just need to know who I can trust. 266 00:11:15,263 --> 00:11:16,932 - You got to know your team. - That's right. 267 00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:19,638 That's what my dad said. He's a cop, too. 268 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:20,773 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 269 00:11:20,774 --> 00:11:22,577 - 30 years. - Ooh. 270 00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,929 When I go in, I'm gonna do it like Leroy and not you. 271 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:30,594 - Well, thank you for coming in. - Yeah. 272 00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:31,797 Good chat. 273 00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:33,801 LEROY: Hey, welcome again. 274 00:11:33,802 --> 00:11:34,869 MERV: I could use that kind of... 275 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,539 that kind of thinking. 276 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:37,975 LEROY: (CHUCKLES) Right on. 277 00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:38,995 I'll be right up there. 278 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,188 (CHUCKLES) I'll be right here. 279 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,221 - (LAUGHING): Okay. - All right. 280 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:42,848 - Take it easy. - Yeah, you, too. 281 00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:45,310 Hey, Sleepy. 282 00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:59,051 So... Merv. 283 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,188 - Yep. - He's the worst, right? 284 00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,565 (CLICKING TONGUE) 285 00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:05,798 Got him laughing. That was a good move. 286 00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:07,963 Strategic. 287 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,039 And that handshake. 288 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,747 Man, that was, like, from the end of a movie or something, 289 00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:15,550 a movie about handshaking. 290 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:19,073 Max, we had different meetings. 291 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,443 I don't know, maybe it was time of day. 292 00:12:21,444 --> 00:12:24,147 People like me. I have a quality. I can't shut it off. 293 00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:26,051 I shut mine off. 294 00:12:26,052 --> 00:12:28,790 And by the way, that quality of yours doesn't work on me. 295 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,282 Don't be like that. 296 00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,537 Uh, all right. Sorry. 297 00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:39,087 Oh, uh, here. Check this out. 298 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,583 Found the end of the line on those shell corporations. 299 00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:43,449 One of them has a P. O. box. 300 00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:46,960 - That's not far from here. - I feel like whoever's box that is, 301 00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:49,264 they must know something about who bugged this office, 302 00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:51,368 so maybe we stake it out tonight. 303 00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,961 He was pretty damn clear. 304 00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:54,583 That investigation is over. 305 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,965 Well, yeah, of course. 306 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:00,869 He... he's wrong. 307 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,673 Maybe, but he's the boss. 308 00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:04,677 The boss gets to be wrong. 309 00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:07,582 The boss sets the agenda. The boss fires people. 310 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,519 Come on, he's just a tired, old bureaucrat. 311 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,989 He's not gonna actually fire... 312 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,592 BOB: No, you go to hell! All right? 313 00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:14,563 17 years here! 314 00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,903 I don't believe these people. 315 00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,549 Well, I guess that's it, everyone. 316 00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:21,109 Know what? Nice knowing you. 317 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,595 I'm Bob, by the way. 318 00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:24,415 Not Rob, Bob. 319 00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:37,842 Those look like stakeout PB and Js. 320 00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,345 Yeah. Maybe. 321 00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:42,820 Or maybe I just need to carb up before ice skating. 322 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,591 LEROY: Don't do this, Max. 323 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,694 It's stupid. 324 00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,413 Is that what Merv said or... 325 00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:53,122 You know, you're just making this easier for me, actually. 326 00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,210 - Thanks for the help. - Good. Good. I'm glad to help. 327 00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:56,980 Actually making it even more fun. 328 00:13:56,981 --> 00:13:59,385 - Well, well, good. - And I love making PB and Js, 329 00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:02,587 - but this is making it extra special. - Mm-hmm, glad to make it fun. 330 00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,640 - You hungry? - Mm-mm. 331 00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:06,277 - You hungry? You want some? - Hmm. Not at all. 332 00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:07,404 - You want some? - Nope. 333 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,285 I do. I do. I do. 334 00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,205 Disgusting. 335 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:15,927 ANNIE: Mr. Minette? 336 00:14:15,952 --> 00:14:17,207 Marv. 337 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,951 Marv or Merv? 338 00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:20,829 Merv. 339 00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:25,106 Uh, I just wanted to say, 340 00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:26,877 um, in light of my father... 341 00:14:26,878 --> 00:14:29,715 uh, look, I don't want any sort of special treatment. 342 00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:32,774 I just want to support you in any way that I can 343 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,686 and if that means changing up the staff, 344 00:14:35,922 --> 00:14:37,825 then I understand. 345 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,103 Frankly, I was a little unnerved 346 00:14:40,104 --> 00:14:42,140 that the daughter of such a high-ranking official 347 00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,168 was gonna be watching everything I do, so... 348 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,256 Oh. 349 00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:47,040 I thank you for your understanding 350 00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:49,704 and yes, I will take you up on that. 351 00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:53,998 On what? 352 00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:56,287 Your offer to resign. I accept. 353 00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:58,911 Uh... 354 00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:02,352 uh, don't you want to see how it goes first? 355 00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:05,124 No. No, if there's a trial period, 356 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,563 then it becomes a, you know, a personal thing. 357 00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,398 Oh. Okay. 358 00:15:12,059 --> 00:15:16,467 Um... well, I'm really happy here. 359 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:21,506 And I know that my father 360 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:24,998 is very proud of his baby girl. 361 00:15:27,536 --> 00:15:31,745 In fact, he was even bragging about me at the White House. 362 00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:38,564 So, we'll see how it goes? 363 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,762 Great. Great. 364 00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:45,825 A little gift. 365 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,674 He gave you that? 366 00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,555 He likes the overhead better. 367 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,871 You know, I can't even confirm that his badge 368 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,570 is authentic. I can't help but wonder 369 00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:57,146 if I shouldn't detain him pending confirmation. 370 00:15:57,171 --> 00:15:58,381 - Ava. - You know, Davey would help me 371 00:15:58,406 --> 00:15:59,438 - and so would Sasha. - Ava. Ava. 372 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:00,464 - Well, Sasha wouldn't help me. - Stop, stop. Ava, Ava, Ava. 373 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:01,490 - What?! - Hey, listen. 374 00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:03,067 You need to grab hold of your brain 375 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,762 and give it a good scrub-a-dub. 376 00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:07,290 You messed up, you got demoted. It happens. 377 00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,177 None of that's Merv's fault. 378 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,140 Now take your cleaned-up brain 379 00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,275 and write a new chapter for yourself. 380 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,310 ANNIE: ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 381 00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:18,076 ALL: ♪ To you ♪ 382 00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:22,369 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 383 00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:28,037 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Merv ♪ 384 00:16:28,415 --> 00:16:33,322 ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ 385 00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:37,678 (WHOOPING) 386 00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:39,106 - Yeah. - (WHOOPS) 387 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,967 MERV: Thank you. Thanks. Um... 388 00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:46,343 Well, that was completely unnecessary... 389 00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:51,252 uh, completely and wildly unnecessary. 390 00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:56,207 MAN: Yeah! 391 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,950 So, Minette. Is that French for "minute"? 392 00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:03,110 You know, like, 393 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,905 (IN FRENCH ACCENT): "You wait one minette." 394 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,505 You know? Like... 395 00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,385 We haven't had your meeting yet, have we? 396 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:10,532 Not yet, no. 397 00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:13,072 Hey. Hey, mama bear. 398 00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:14,717 (WHISTLES) 399 00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:16,681 Take it. Go on. 400 00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:19,447 Settling in okay? 401 00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:23,152 Yeah, Barry. I'm all settled in. 402 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,934 Well, thank you, Sasha. 403 00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:29,539 Thanks, Bird. Everybody. 404 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,310 Max, that's-that's very nice. 405 00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,649 A little personal, but... W-where is Max? 406 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,337 - Phone call. - Dialysis. 407 00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:37,998 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 408 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,892 ALL: ♪ To you ♪ 409 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,603 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 410 00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:48,660 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Bird... ♪ 411 00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:50,360 - Oh, my God. - ♪ Happy... ♪ 412 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,116 - MERV: This place is unbelievable. - LEROY: Mm-hmm. 413 00:17:54,117 --> 00:17:57,056 You know, it's like the basement of a bouncy castle. 414 00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:59,247 LEROY: Any info from the FBI? 415 00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:01,843 - Hmm? - The taco stand. The bugging. 416 00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:04,504 Well, I don't think we're gonna hear much about that. 417 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,713 But they are on it, right? 418 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:13,290 Nobody wants to deal with who's been spying on you. Okay? 419 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:17,230 I mean, it doesn't matter if it's North Korea or Elmer Fudd. 420 00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:20,505 I mean, any answer is just a headache. 421 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,267 You know... 422 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,459 I think Bird's cake is better than mine. 423 00:18:40,165 --> 00:18:43,555 Ugh. You know Linda, my lab partner? 424 00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,931 Yeah, I know who Linda is. 425 00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:47,300 I hate her. 426 00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:48,570 She picks on me. 427 00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,173 She takes my things. 428 00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:52,510 She makes terrible fun of my accent. 429 00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,782 People don't know. They don't see. 430 00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:58,189 Well, you know, you could ask for her to be transferred. 431 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,614 Ugh. You don't get it. 432 00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,259 - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Wh... 433 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,571 - Hey. - LEROY (OVER PHONE): Hey. 434 00:19:06,393 --> 00:19:08,142 You, uh, want to hang out? 435 00:19:08,143 --> 00:19:11,415 Um, not really, man. 436 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,921 Not really? Even though you're in your red shirt? 437 00:19:16,059 --> 00:19:19,732 Your red shirt that you like to look around in, 438 00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:21,809 back and forth. 439 00:19:22,184 --> 00:19:24,747 You look like the lumberjack from the paper towels. 440 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:37,097 - Aw. - (CHUCKLES): Oh. 441 00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:44,381 - Is that your card? - No. 442 00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:47,856 - It's so weird. - Nope. Nope. 443 00:19:48,891 --> 00:19:50,359 This is not your card? 444 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,933 That's not my card. 445 00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:55,202 - Are you messing with me right now? - I'm not. 446 00:19:55,203 --> 00:19:57,244 Think you got to go back to the drawing board, homes. 447 00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,071 - Oh, wait a second. - What? 448 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,101 It's in your sun visor. 449 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,974 If that card is up there, 450 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,573 I swear to God, I'm gonna scream. 451 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,578 - (SCREAMS) - (LAUGHS) 452 00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:13,219 - That's a good one, man. - Yeah. 453 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,396 - Good job. - Yeah. 454 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,190 - How did you do this? - I've been practicing. 455 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,853 - Wow. Okay, you got me. - Thank you. 456 00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,607 - You got me. - I'm glad. 457 00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:22,205 Hey. 458 00:20:23,481 --> 00:20:25,045 Is that the right box? 459 00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:29,424 MAX: Yeah, that's our guy. 460 00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:37,581 - Hey. Excuse me? - (GUNSHOT) 461 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:40,896 - Whoa! Oh! - What the hell? 462 00:20:42,962 --> 00:20:44,348 (GUNSHOTS) 463 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,575 (YELLS) 464 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,956 Drone! 465 00:20:49,574 --> 00:20:50,855 (YELLS) 466 00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:53,467 (TIRES SCREECHING) 467 00:20:56,748 --> 00:20:58,718 - The sniper's gone. - What? 468 00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:03,540 Dude! 469 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,160 (SHIVERS) What do you say? 470 00:21:06,513 --> 00:21:09,081 Should we call it? Doesn't look like they're turning up. 471 00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:10,214 (SHIVERS) 472 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:11,414 Boys? 473 00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:15,246 Boys? I'm-I'm so tired. 474 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:20,514 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 34159

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