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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,605 [music playing throughout] 2 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,410 [woman grunting] 3 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,636 ' [gasps] - [yells] 4 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:28,926 [grunting] 5 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,602 [yells] 6 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,055 [all grunting] 7 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,651 [yells] 8 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,482 [exhales] 9 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,202 [neighs] 10 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,296 [man grunts] 11 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,012 [groans] 12 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,767 [gasps] 13 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:31,777 [man laughs] 14 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,861 [yells] 15 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,328 - [yells] ' [grunts] 16 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,330 [yells] 17 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,460 [9 Fu nts] 18 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,760 [9 Fu nts] 19 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,304 [unearthly roar] 20 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,229 [sighs] 21 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,814 [9 Fu nts] 22 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,075 [man snarling] 23 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,906 [grunting] 24 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,581 [exhales] 25 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,134 [gasps] 26 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,275 [beastly roaring] 27 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,701 [roaring] 28 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,841 [breathing heavily] 29 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,137 My hero! 30 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,428 - [yells] - [announcer] You are the winner! 31 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,604 Oh! He shoots, he scores. 32 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,181 Come on! Black Knight strikes again! 33 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,016 - [whoops] - [music playing] 34 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,019 [Annie] Jack? 35 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,192 - [trills] - [music stops] 36 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,406 [sighs] 37 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,948 When is this gonna get cleaned up? 38 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,074 Mm. 39 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,281 You know, people are coming to see the house. 40 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,615 I'm doing homework. 41 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,292 - Homework? - Yeah, homework. 42 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,040 You think I'm clueless? 43 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,631 No, I'm working on that. 44 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,504 - Homework... - I've never seen that before. 45 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,132 What, me, operate a computer? 46 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,555 Hey, I don't mean to put pressure on you, sweetie, 47 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,134 but you really gotta do great at school. 48 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:03,642 'Cause, at this point, I-- I just-- I can't afford college. 49 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,643 You gotta get a scholarship. 50 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,937 Is nothing selling? 51 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:11,441 Six months. Not a house, not an apartment. 52 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,443 Hey, Mr. Chang says everything happens for a reason. 53 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,819 Yes, you know what? 54 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:20,780 Well, Mr. Chang is not getting his home foreclosed on in 90 days. 55 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,034 [children yelling distantly] 56 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,706 I'm sorry. 57 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,580 I know he's your friend, 58 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,334 and it's really sweet of him to give you a job and everything, but... 59 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:33,792 We don't need philosophy. We need a break. 60 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:37,755 Hey... how's it going with Travis and them? 61 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,215 Oh, that's fine. 62 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:42,551 - No more bullying? - I just told you. 63 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,136 0K3)'- 64 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,144 - I love you. - Love you too. 65 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,687 - No more gaming. - Mm. 66 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,694 - Until you finish your homework. - Is that a threat? 67 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,774 Yeah. 68 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,073 [trills and beeps] 69 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,450 [Hector] lam Octoman! 70 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,874 [laughing maniacally] 71 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,201 [laughs] 72 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,706 Hector, you dork. 73 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,334 - An octopus has eight arms. - Whatever! 74 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,419 II' 75 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,444 [scoffs] Look who's here. 76 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,570 [Travis] Watch this, dork! 77 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,993 - Oh, no, Travis. - Whoo! 78 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,570 [grunts] Whoo! 79 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:48,375 - [grunts] - [Travis] You like that? You like that? 80 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,748 Whoa! 81 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,000 You like that, huh? Bye-bye. 82 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,340 [boys shouting indistinctly] 83 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,470 [boys laughing] 84 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,892 [Travis] Get out of the way! 85 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,061 [9 Fu nts] 86 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,262 [panting] 87 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,144 [boy] Hey, Travis, you're all right there? 88 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,484 [Jack] Oh, gosh, I'm really sorry. 89 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,857 How many times I gotta tell you? 90 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,860 This is our spot! 91 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,407 You said the park on Magnolia was your spot. 92 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,359 You didn't-- you didn't say anything about this. 93 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,037 Any place there's a ramp, that's ours. 94 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,240 You almost killed me, twerp! 95 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,746 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident! 96 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,372 Accident or not... 97 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,920 [bOth grunt] 98 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,918 I'm still gonna kick your butt. 99 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,091 Ah! [panting] 100 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,168 [lzia's "So Much Trouble" playing] 101 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,878 You're not getting away that easy! 102 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,720 What are you waiting for? Let's go! 103 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,560 Gotta move, boys! Come on! 104 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,477 Let's go, boys! Let's go, boys! 105 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,492 Go! Go! Go! Go! 106 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,426 Get out of the way, wrinkles! 107 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,761 [woman] Watch it! 108 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:31,970 [kid] Let's go to the left! 109 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,276 Whoa! 110 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,525 [Travis] Car, car, car, car! 111 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,111 [groans] 112 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,195 Look out! 113 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,745 Sorry, ma'am! 114 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,753 0K3)'- 115 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,013 No, no, no! Argh! 116 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,486 - [yells] - [horn blares] 117 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,777 [boys whooping] 118 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,202 [Travis] Come on, come on! Hurry up, hurry up! 119 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,779 [Jack] No, no, no, no! 120 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:36,035 [Travis] Oh, move! Move, what are you doing? What, you going to a frat party? 121 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,290 - Move, get out of the way! - Where'd he go? What's your problem? 122 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,384 - [bell rings] - [Old Chang] Trouble again? 123 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,711 [Jack] You mean trouble still. 124 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,297 [strained] You should use some of those moves from your game, Jack. 125 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,131 [sighs] Kick some butt. 126 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,808 That's the gaming world, Mr. Chang. 127 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,352 This is the real world. One's got nothing to do with the other. 128 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,681 - Bravery is bravery. - Look at me. 129 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,438 Do I even look like I have one ounce of brave in me? 130 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,942 Looking and being are two different things, young Jack. 131 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,899 Not in this case. Here, it's what you see is what you get. 132 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,611 Well, let's see if I can get some work out of my employee. 133 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,910 0K3)'- 134 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,829 How are things at home? 135 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,828 Eh, Mom's worried about money. 136 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:19,002 The real estate market's dead. She hasn't sold anything in months. 137 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,545 Looks like we're gonna have to move. 138 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,588 I wish I could do something to help her out, 139 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,416 invent a cool app or something. 140 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,092 What's all this? 141 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,467 It's a new shipment from my cousin in Beijing. Help me open it. 142 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,552 II' 143 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,808 Mr. Chang, what's this? 144 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:45,270 This has been in my family since forever. 145 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,618 You like it? 146 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,445 Yeah. I do. 147 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,950 The Dancing Princess. 148 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,451 Yeah, looks like she's breaking. 149 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,953 - You know, like... - [laughs] 150 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,079 See? Look. 151 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,003 I don't think so, young Jack. 152 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,672 She lived a long, long time ago. 153 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,626 She saved her country from the Barbarians. 154 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,552 Talk about brave. She was brave. 155 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,631 This little girl can kick butt, big time. 156 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,968 Where do I put it? 157 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,223 How about your house? 158 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,805 What do you mean? 159 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:23,483 I mean, a present. 160 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,856 - No, Mr. Chang, I can't. - Oh, sure you can. 161 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,063 You watch the shop while I go on vacation. 162 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,398 But you're already overpaying me for that. 163 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,824 Bad manners to refuse a gift. 164 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,624 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 165 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,452 - [Jack] Hey, so I have an idea. - [Annie] Mm. 166 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:46,335 This house... really kinda too big for the both of us. 167 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,711 I mean, when Dad was here, fine. 168 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,760 But now, you know, maybe we should think about renting a room out, 169 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,634 you know, to some kid from the university or something. 170 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,143 What did I do to deserve a kid like you? 171 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,142 Win the lottery? 172 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,814 - Good night. - [chuckles] 173 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,891 II' 174 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,396 [gasps] 175 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,943 [speaking Mandarin] 176 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,315 What? 177 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,442 [vibrates] 178 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,990 [exclaims] 179 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,658 Where is the Black Knight? 180 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,321 I'm the Black Knight! 181 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,748 You lie, you die! [yells] 182 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,623 Black Knight! It's Octoman! [laughs maniacally] 183 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:10,002 - Hey, wait, wait! - I challenge you to a duel to the death! 184 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,083 [Hector exclaims] 185 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:16,421 It's a video game! It's a video game! Okay? 186 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,381 I just want to show you, man. 187 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,399 I have eight arms now, bro! 188 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,100 [laughs] 189 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,730 Okay, see? That's the challenger. 190 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,687 And that's me, the Black Knight. 191 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,780 [speaks Mandarin] 192 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,905 Yeah. It's me. Look, when I move... 193 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,783 - [grunts] - ...he moves. 194 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,909 [announcer] Fight! 195 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,205 [video game characters grunting] 196 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,830 [game music playing] 197 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,874 [announcer] You are the winner! 198 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,126 [Hector] Just you wait man, I'm gonna come back with twelve arms. 199 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,297 [exclaims] 200 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,590 So you are the Black Knight? 201 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,011 In the game world, I'm the Black Knight. In this world, I'm Jack Bronson. 202 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,350 Jack Bronson is worthless to me. 203 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,351 [speaking Mandarin] 204 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,861 Jack Bronson, I need your help. 205 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,654 For what? 206 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,984 I need you to guard the most precious treasure of the empire. 207 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,695 Excuse me? 208 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,204 [speaking Mandarin] 209 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,880 The Princess and future Empress. 210 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,545 Oh... 211 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,841 Hi. I'm Jack... 212 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,800 Anyone who touches the princess dies! That is the rule. 213 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,179 No exceptions? 214 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,808 There is no point of having a rule if you have an exception. 215 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,310 Sometimes it's good to be a little flexible. 216 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,526 [speaking Mandarin] 217 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,282 If anything happens to her... 218 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,575 II' 219 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,343 [stammers] I am hallucinating. This is crazy. 220 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,296 This isn't happening, this isn't happening. 221 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,802 - Where are your weapons? - My weapons? 222 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,350 Warrior Zhao said you were going to protect me. 223 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,475 To protect me you need to have skills. And weapons. 224 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,433 Okay, you know, I think Warrior Zhao is a little confused 225 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,985 'cause... I'm not the Black Knight. 226 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,781 I don't have skills, or weapons. 227 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,359 So Warrior Zhao was right. You are worthless. 228 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,491 Okay, you know what, can we start over? I'm Jack. 229 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,743 - What do I call you? - Your Highness. 230 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,665 I meant your name. 231 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,662 - Sulin. - Okay. 232 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,668 I'm hungry, Jack. Bring me swallow nest soup. 233 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,967 Mm, roasted snail, the big kind. 234 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,763 Oh, and duck tongues in hot chili sauce. Mm. 235 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,802 I'll see what I can do. 236 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,102 [Shirley Bassey's "Kiss Me Honey, Honey Kiss Me" playing] 237 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,724 [dance music playing over headphones] 238 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,833 [clatters] 239 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,633 Not bad. 240 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710 II' 241 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,063 [breathing deeply] 242 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,648 [sighs] 243 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:33,826 Oh, no! Oh! Oh, no! 244 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,905 Sulin? 245 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,249 [breathing sharply] 246 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:41,917 No, no, no, no. 247 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,960 [Annie] Hey- 248 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,418 Just in time. Hey, how did you sleep? 249 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,468 Great. How did you sleep? 250 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,217 [yawns] Fine. 251 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,306 Do you want to sit down? 252 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:04,235 Um... no, no, um... 253 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,154 because I read that it's better for digestion if you stand. 254 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,742 I never heard that. 255 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,493 Um, okay, I'm gonna do the dishes. 256 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,619 No, no, I'll do it, Mom. 257 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,541 Leave it, Mom, I'll do the dishes today. 258 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,494 Excuse me, what? 259 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,705 You have to go to work. The bridge is down, there's traffic. 260 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,040 - You're gonna be late. - The bridge? 261 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,965 Yeah, you've gotta go, you're gonna be late. 262 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,544 - [Annie] I need my-- - [Jack] Here's the bag, keys, phone... 263 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,221 Hey, I'm going to see aunt Sophie tomorrow. Do you want to come with? 264 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,469 Uh, no, I've got a lot of stuff to do, like homework. 265 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,471 - Okay. - Yeah, okay, bye. 266 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,893 [sighs] 267 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,722 - Okay, you gotta come inside! - [exhales sharply] 268 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,559 Hey! I'm not joking! 269 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,895 - [grunts] - [doorbell ringing] 270 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,072 - Okay, just stay here. Don't move! - [continues ringing] 271 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,076 What up, man? 272 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,198 [9 Fu nts] 273 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,075 So how'd you like my octopus, bro? 274 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,406 Mm, lame. 275 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:02,039 Damn, it's a prototype, yo. Just gimme some time, I'll be killin' it. 276 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,870 - Eight arms and stuff. - [Sulin] Hello? 277 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,419 - Hello. - Whoa. 278 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,047 You gonna intro me, bro? 279 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,130 Uh. This is Hector. 280 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,590 - Octoman, yo. - Octoman. 281 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,392 This is... Her Highness. 282 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,720 Really? That's her name? 283 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,305 Yeah, that's it. 284 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,187 Well, pound it out, Your Highness. [laughs] 285 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,688 ' No! ' [grunts] 286 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,113 - [groans] - Oh, dude, I'm so sorry. 287 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,656 ' [groans] ' Are you okay? 288 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,029 Yeah, it's cool, man. 289 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,657 - I got seven more, you know. - [grunts] 290 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,113 So what's the story here? 291 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,573 [Jack] It's complicated, and I don't really want to talk about it right now. 292 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,033 You know what I mean? 293 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,710 Dude, the girl is... whoa! You gonna hook up'? 294 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,253 - [grunts] - Not if you keep asking 295 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,626 stupid questions like that. 296 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,926 - You tell me all about it, though, right? - Every last detail. 297 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,470 Right, catch you two lovebirds later. 298 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,674 - You can't do that! - He want to hit me. 299 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,352 No, he went to fistbump you. It's a greeting, like a handshake. 300 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,100 Didn't you hear Warrior Zhao? Never touch a princess. 301 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,897 You can get your head chopped off. That's the rule. 302 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,066 Okay, maybe where you come from, that's the rule. 303 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,768 But here? Here the rules are different. 304 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,023 When you go back to your world, 305 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,480 you can chop off as many heads as you want, I promise. 306 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,032 But here, my world, my rules. 307 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,155 " Okay? " Okay 308 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,576 No! 309 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,123 - [sighs] - What are you doing? 310 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,793 Observing your world, so I can learn the rules better. 311 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,336 No, no, no, no, you have to go back inside. 312 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,961 How am I going to learn the rules of your world if I don't see it? 313 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,509 Well, you can't go out dressed like that. 314 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,303 - Why not? - Because... 315 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:40,099 Because people will stare and wonder what the heck's going on. 316 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:43,098 If I was dressed differently could I stand here? 317 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,349 Yes! 318 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,681 Then call the tailor and have him make me new clothes. 319 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,812 Uh, we don't get our clothes from a tailor. 320 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,518 Then take me where you do. 321 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,898 [Samsaya's "Stereotype" playing] 322 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,244 These are men's. 323 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,080 - Hey, hey, hey. - [clatters] 324 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,161 II' 325 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,515 - Are you okay? - What's that? 326 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,347 That's ice cream. It's food. 327 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,023 What does it taste like? 328 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,568 Well, first it's cold, then it's sweet. 329 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,026 Mm. I want one. 330 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,197 Okay, well, what flavor do you want? 331 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:40,402 They have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cherry, mint chip... 332 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,452 Mm, I want all of them. 333 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,825 All of them? 334 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,498 0K3)'- 335 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,708 [ice cream pouring] 336 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,710 0K3)'- 337 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,183 - [rhythmic clapping] - [dance music playing] 338 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,543 [all cheering] 339 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,263 - Girl, you the shit. - Hey, hey, hey. Here's your ice cream. 340 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,431 We gotta go. 341 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,429 - That was fun! - Yeah. It was. 342 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,603 I like the mall, Jack. Thank you for bringing me here. 343 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,100 You're welcome. 344 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,433 What did he mean, I'm "the shit?" 345 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,688 Uh, well, when you really like something, 346 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,611 - that's what you say. - Mm. 347 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,359 [door opens] 348 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,860 Hi, Mom. 349 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,988 Uh, hello. 350 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,284 I had ice cream. 351 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,112 - Yeah, I can see that. - [Jack] Urn... 352 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,196 Do you wanna... 353 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,032 Mom, I forgot to tell you. Um... 354 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,412 The other day in school 355 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,494 they asked someone to volunteer to take an exchange student. 356 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,545 And Sulin showed up today. 357 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,498 Uh, you fresh off the boat, huh? 358 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:18,958 No boat. I came by box. 359 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,544 - What? - Uh, she meant plane. 360 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,426 Plane, because box and plane are the same in her language. 361 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:27,554 - What's the plane? - [chuckles awkwardly] 362 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,977 - She does this all the time. - I thought she just got here? 363 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,976 - She did. - But you just said all the time. 364 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:38,152 I did. Um... I meant that in the time that she's been here. 365 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,774 Are you okay with this? 366 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,981 - Yeah, I mean-- - Uh, no, no, no, no. 367 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:44,613 Sulin, it is so nice to meet you. 368 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,445 Um, I'm Jack's Mom. I'm Annie. 369 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:50,657 Um, I'm so... hungry. 370 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:55,586 Um, sure, we have salad, and fresh corn and... hamburgers. 371 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,914 Sulin, do you like hamburgers? 372 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,841 I like snails. Like Jack made me last night. 373 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,543 Last night? 374 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:07,674 In the Chinese grammar, they get their past and future tenses 375 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:08,928 - mixed up a lot. - [Annie] Mm. 376 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,510 Um... 377 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,515 You know you're acting very weird. 378 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,847 Why don't you put the burgers on? 379 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:18,275 Sulin and I will go make up the couch in the guest room for her. 380 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:22,071 Okay, I'm gonna be gone tomorrow but maybe when I get back, we can, um... 381 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,614 get to know each other a little better. 382 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,363 Maybe we can go to the mall. It's the shit! 383 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:27,614 [laughs] 384 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,162 - Who told you that? - Jack. 385 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,456 Okay, this is where you're gonna be sleeping. 386 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,253 [Hector over computer] She said that? 387 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,580 To my Mom. 388 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,415 That is ill, dude. 389 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,795 Hector, gimme a break. 390 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:46,470 I don't know, man, the girl is hot, yo. 391 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,047 - Good night, Hector. - [computer trills] 392 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,256 [knock on door] 393 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,591 [Sulin] Excuse me... 394 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:54,019 The bed next door... it's in the wrong position. 395 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,971 Very bad feng shui. 396 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,557 I can't sleep. 397 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,696 Huh. Hmm. 398 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,618 This one is good feng shui. 399 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,990 II' 400 00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:36,929 Ooh! Don't forget to clean the house. 401 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,435 Oh, don't worry. You won't recognize the place when you get back. 402 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,609 - Yeah? Sure. - Say hey to Aunt Sophie. 403 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:42,809 [car beeps] 404 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,777 [yells] 405 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,153 Where is she? 406 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,780 Who the hell are you? 407 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,237 - Where is the princess? - Look, man, I don't know, okay? 408 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,321 [Sulin] I'm here. 409 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,082 [man grunts] 410 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:05,712 [grunting] 411 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,678 [Sulin grunts] 412 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,352 [all grunting] 413 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,478 Whoa! 414 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,271 [yells] 415 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,027 [9 Fu nts] 416 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,533 [Barbarian grunts] 417 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:39,620 [sighs] 418 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:40,917 [grunting] 419 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:47,382 - [exclaiming] - Stay back! 420 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,300 [all grunting] 421 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:04,646 [both grunting] 422 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,315 [yells] 423 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:13,942 [groans] 424 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:16,737 [snarls] 425 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,914 [9 Fu nts] 426 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,746 [bOth grunt] 427 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,587 [all yelling and grunting] 428 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,104 [sighing] 429 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,067 Oh, no, no, no! 430 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,653 [both grunting] 431 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,364 [yells] 432 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,455 [gasping] 433 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,794 [Sulin groans] 434 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,417 [gasping continues] 435 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,172 [coughing] 436 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:16,597 [Sulin] Jack! Please help me! 437 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:17,764 Help! 438 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,182 [Sulin screams] 439 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,178 Jack! 440 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,515 [Barbarians speaking in Mandarin] 441 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,099 Jack!Jack!Jack! 442 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,354 [Whimpers] Jack! 443 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,898 Jack! 444 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,692 - [yelling] - Jack! 445 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,033 Jack! 446 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,035 [Sulin's screams echoing] 447 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,115 Jack! 448 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,621 Jack!Jack!Jack! 449 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:46,953 Come on! 450 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:50,335 Help! Help! Jack! 451 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:09,476 [screaming] 452 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:10,980 [9 Fu nts] 453 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,814 [groaning] 454 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,570 [grunting] Okay. 455 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,654 I told you not to let her out of your sight! You are worthless! 456 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:24,365 I'm not a warrior! I don't know what you were expecting! 457 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,574 I was expecting more. 458 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,079 Okay. Well, how about this for more? 459 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:30,379 When I saw she was taken by those... whatever the hell those were, 460 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:33,207 Humped fight 'm after her, man, okay'? How much more can you want'? 461 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,133 And by the way, we came the same way, seconds apart. 462 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,176 - She should be here. - She's not. 463 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,175 - Where is she then? - I don't know. 464 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:41,382 How can you not know? I was right behind her. 465 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,217 I was busy. 466 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,677 Well, maybe she came in and ran out. 467 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,888 - She's probably right outside. - Wait, don't! 468 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,688 [all yelling] 469 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,641 Oops. 470 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:51,725 [yells] 471 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:53,815 [exclaims] 472 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:00,241 [9 Fu nts] 473 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,944 Okay. Okay. 474 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,325 I don't want you to think I'm ducking out on you, 'cause I'm not, 475 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,578 but, you know, I got a lot of homework to do and I should be getting back by now. 476 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,829 Just go back to where I came. 477 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,037 It's not going to happen. 478 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,621 So I'm stuck here? There's no other way out? 479 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,923 I didn't say that. 480 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,250 I'm not in charge of transportation. 481 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,678 - Well, who is? - The Wizard is. 482 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,096 And where is the Wizard? 483 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:24,345 [Barbarians shouting indistinctly] 484 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,097 [man snoring] 485 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,353 [Zhao, softly] Jack Bronson! I wouldn't do that. 486 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,604 Wake up! 487 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:36,778 Stop! Never wake a sleeping Wizard. 488 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,106 Why? I'll get my head chopped off? 489 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,816 Yes, how did you know? 490 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,243 Lucky guess. What is it with you people and chopping off heads? 491 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,786 I mean, really. 492 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,659 It's effective. 493 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,615 [Barbarians yelling] 494 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:51,542 [Zhao grunting] 495 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:52,835 [yelling indistinctly] 496 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,083 [all grunting] 497 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:58,796 Close the door! 498 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:06,725 Cut the rope! 499 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,148 Hmm. 500 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,482 Mm. 501 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,940 Hmm. 502 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,656 - [grunting continues] - Get behind me! 503 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:28,829 [continues grunting] 504 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,287 - [yells] - [screams] 505 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,622 [9 Fu nts] 506 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,172 Open the door! 507 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:48,717 There's like thousands of-- 508 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,177 Just open it. 509 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:01,689 Qkay... 510 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,157 [both exclaim] 511 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,238 [C0ughing] Oh, sorry. 512 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,199 [sighs and laughs] 513 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:15,502 Hello. What is your name, young man? 514 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,829 Jack. 515 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,006 Oh, Jack. Welcome, Jack! 516 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,838 Is something wrong? 517 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:28,094 No, it's just you look a lot like someone I know. 518 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:31,928 Is he handsome? Mm? Mm? 519 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,933 - Yes. - [chuckles] 520 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,356 Okay, now let's go find the princess. 521 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:40,269 - [Jack] Can you explain something to me? - [Wizard] If I can. 522 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,946 - Well, let's start with the chest. - The Warrior's Gate. 523 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,364 That's the real name. 524 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,783 - How does it work? - That's complicated. 525 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:52,285 Ah, it has to do with time, space, magic and things beyond explaining. 526 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:55,538 The main thing is that it works. 527 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:58,086 - Then how do I get back? - Another chest. 528 00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,879 There's another chest? 529 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,550 - Great, where is it? - [chuckles] Well, that is complicated. 530 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,925 I have to collect four different woods from four different trees 531 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,677 that grow in four different parts of the country. 532 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:10,757 North... 533 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,559 where zebrawood is found. 534 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:17,481 South, where the spotted bamboo grows. 535 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,776 East, where the black mahogany lives. 536 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:24,900 And west, where the rarest tree in all the land is found. 537 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:29,486 That's the only way to build a new box. But first, let's find the princess. 538 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:33,368 - You know where she is? - Oh, another complicated question. 539 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:36,416 How about an easy one, huh? 540 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:40,917 - Zhao. Tell me about Zhao. - That's easy. 541 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,122 [baby crying] 542 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,958 Warrior Zhao was one of the seven companions 543 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:51,014 raised from birth by the sacred monks for one thing and one thing only: 544 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,012 To protect the Emperor. 545 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,470 The monks trained the seven companions day and night, 546 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,555 year in and year out, 547 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,687 until they were the most invincible force. 548 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,063 [9 Fu nts] 549 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:07,023 It was their sole purpose in life to protect the Emperor 550 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,199 while he brought peace to the land. 551 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,574 There was not a man alive who could defeat them... 552 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,416 except one. 553 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:23,835 Arun The Cruel, King of Barbarians. 554 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,127 As fate would have it, 555 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:32,931 Zhao was on a mission and late for dinner. 556 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,849 The food had been poisoned. 557 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,144 Fearing the worst, he rushed to protect the Emperor. 558 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,769 But he arrived too late. 559 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,191 [woman sobbing] 560 00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:02,378 And then, chaos descended from the North. 561 00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:08,130 And the peace the Emperor had worked so hard to build began to fall apart. 562 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:11,007 With no leader, the army was lost, 563 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:14,386 the people were lost. 564 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:19,186 Zhao fought relentlessly, but as great a warrior as he was, 565 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:23,265 he needed the help of the greatest warrior that could be found. 566 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,771 And so, by using the Seeing Stone, 567 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,603 - I found you. - Yes! 568 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,530 And he passed through the Warrior's Gate 569 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:34,485 to get help protecting the greatest treasure we possess. 570 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:35,659 - Sulin. - Sulin. 571 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:39,785 The only one who can rally the people to defeat the Barbarians 572 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,663 and save our kingdom. 573 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,369 But I'm not going to be able to help him. 574 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:48,127 - He thinks I'm worthless. - Oh, yes, he might, but I don't. 575 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,208 - Based on what? - You are here. 576 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:53,465 You didn't have to be. You could have stayed home. 577 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,547 That says something about who you are. 578 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,223 [laughs sarcastically] That I'm crazy. 579 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:02,930 Hmm. And now if you will excuse me, I have a lot of wood to collect. 580 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,234 See you, bye-bye- 581 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,437 [Zhao] Come on, let's go! 582 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,652 II' 583 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:43,512 You know the old saying about blaming the bearer of bad news? 584 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,063 Yes, Your Highness. 585 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:48,017 - Do you believe it's true? - I hope not, Your Highness. 586 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,524 Good news. [exhales] 587 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,572 I'm getting married! 588 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,399 Bad news. 589 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:59,077 Warrior Zhao is on his way. 590 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:04,037 - Kill him. - [yells] 591 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,288 [9 Fu nts] 592 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,540 Brutus! Not him! 593 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,088 Kill Zhao! 594 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,756 Oops. 595 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,544 - [Jack] So I assume you have a plan. - [Zhao] I do. 596 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,846 Save the princess. Prevent her marriage. 597 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,432 Wait, she's getting married? 598 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,097 Forced to. Unless we stop it. 599 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,852 Uh, who's the groom? 600 00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:30,525 Arun The Cruel. 601 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,148 [scoffs] That's his name? 602 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,026 His full name is Arun The Cruel, The Horrible, 603 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:37,357 The Terrible, The Miserable, but we keep it short. 604 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,818 If the marriage takes place, when she becomes Empress, 605 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,244 he becomes Emperor. 606 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:46,496 And once he's Emperor, he will kill her, and the whole country is doomed. 607 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:50,204 - Are you finished with dinner? - I guess. 608 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,039 Now we sleep. 609 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:58,379 Hey, I know we're roughing it, but do we have any blankets and pillows? 610 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:00,847 Blankets, no. 611 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,259 Pillow... 612 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:06,594 Yes. 613 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,897 [sighs] 614 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,192 II' 615 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:14,770 [9 Fu nts] 616 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,738 [Zhao] Good night. 617 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,494 Okay, say we rescue the princess. 618 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:25,448 Does she have anyone else in mind to marry? 619 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,373 Not yet. 620 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:33,463 Any idea what kind of husband she's looking for? 621 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:36,087 Cause in the little time that we spent together, you know, I-- 622 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:40,967 I felt that we had something, you know? A connection. 623 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,639 'Cause we like the same clothes, we like the same music. 624 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:52,770 - You don't-- you don't think that-- - No, I don't think, Jack Bronson. 625 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:56,945 She's looking for someone good, someone brave, a hero. 626 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,527 Yeah. 627 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:03,952 [Treasurer] Seized in the raid of the capital of Ching Hai province. 628 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:06,371 1,600 bricks of silver. 629 00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:08,665 1,800 bricks of gold. 630 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,163 Six chests of diamonds 631 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:14,963 and 26 slaves. 632 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,668 - Only 26 slaves? - Yes, I know. 633 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,004 We're underperforming in that department. 634 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,429 Who's in charge of slaves? 635 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:26,550 My cousin. 636 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,020 Get rid of him. 637 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,311 [9 Fu nts] 638 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:35,851 Brutus! I meant the cousin, not him! 639 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,436 Oops... 640 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,646 Let's take a moment here, big fella. 641 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,606 Now, I know you want to please me. 642 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:46,365 But, next time, before you kill someone, 643 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,072 should we have a signal, maybe? 644 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,499 Like something like that? Like a signal? 645 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:52,996 Like that, a signal like that. 646 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,077 - Like that? - Kill him. 647 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,753 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. That signal. 648 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:56,920 That's the signal. 649 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,248 [Barbarian] Your Highness! 650 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:00,709 [Sulin yelling] 651 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:04,092 Finally, my beautiful bride has arrived. 652 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:05,422 Hello, my love! 653 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,387 How are you? 654 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,345 - Tired from your long trip? - [grunting] 655 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,020 In need of a hot bath? 656 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,098 A home-cooked meal maybe? 657 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,069 Soon, my love. Soon. 658 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,942 - [grunting] - You and me. 659 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,400 - [chuckling] ' [muffled yelling] 660 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,030 You and me. 661 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:28,327 [yelling indistinctly] 662 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,076 Call the tailor for a fitting. 663 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,156 II' 664 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,921 What are you doing? 665 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,419 It's gonna rain. 666 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:42,793 Mm. 667 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,839 [Jack] There's no clouds. 668 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,300 Not all rain comes from clouds. 669 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,432 Oh, my God! 670 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:58,891 Ah! 671 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,567 Oh, my God, it's raining! 672 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,199 The hell is going on? 673 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,277 [9 Fu nts] 674 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,113 - He wants me dead. - So they know we're here? 675 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,573 They know we're somewhere around here, 676 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:17,001 so they just keep shooting arrows everywhere and hope to get lucky. 677 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:18,419 We call it the morning shower. 678 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,964 Why didn't you wake me up? I could have been dead. 679 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,259 If I wanted you dead, I'd do it myself. 680 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,176 You have to learn to listen. 681 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,303 - [Jack] What does it say? - [Zhao] "Do not enter". 682 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,634 What's in there? 683 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,185 The Unknown Lands. 684 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,137 [sighs] And what's in the Unknown Lands? 685 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,597 Unknown things. 686 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,897 Okay, wait, but... 687 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,067 You are dropping me off at the Wizard's, right? 688 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,519 - Wrong. - Okay, look. 689 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:45,151 I really think it's about time we thought about getting me home. 690 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,902 So do I. Here. 691 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:48,733 - What's this? - A map. 692 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,534 It'll take you to the Wizard. 693 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,738 I can't... I can't read this! 694 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:56,245 I just want to go home and you're not helping. 695 00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:57,621 I gave you a map- 696 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,544 Okay, so basically it's "get lost, Jack," huh? 697 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:03,043 "I brought you here against your will. I kidnapped you! 698 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,874 And now that you are not the person I thought you were, 699 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:07,005 it's 'Adios, amigo, you are not my problem."' 700 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:11,386 Wrong on number one. I did not kidnap you. 701 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,182 No one made you jump into that chest. 702 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,557 Right on number two. You are not my problem. 703 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:20,607 My problem is to get through the Unknown Lands. 704 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:24,185 Get past Arun's army, past his personal guard, 705 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,111 past the tower guards, 706 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,530 find the Princess, 707 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,528 get past the tower reinforcements, 708 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,360 past the personal guard reinforcements, 709 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,491 - kill Arun... - Hello. 710 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:35,742 and then bring the Princess back, 711 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:38,291 so she can be made Empress, and save the country. 712 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:39,959 That is my problem. 713 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:42,169 [exclaims] 714 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:43,462 [9 Fu nts] 715 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:44,630 [bOth grunt] 716 00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,177 So you're saying I don't have a choice. 717 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:54,724 You do have a choice. 718 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:59,020 You can save yourself, or you can save her. 719 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,524 I can't save a princess! 720 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,852 You're the Black Knight! 721 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,987 - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. - [Barbarian] Sire! 722 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,657 Sire! 723 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,243 Sire! 724 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,113 Good news! 725 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,914 Don't be nervous. It's been my lucky day so far. 726 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,370 I have a good feeling about this one. 727 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:26,706 I'm glad, Sire. I'm sure it's good news. 728 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,543 Bad news. 729 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:34,343 "There is no sign of the Warrior Zhao." 730 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:39,560 Sire, Sire... 731 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,854 [panting] 732 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,224 Brutus... 733 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,362 [whimpering] 734 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,110 The signal. Remember the signal? 735 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,908 - The signal? - Kill him! 736 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:55,906 [yelling] 737 00:44:58,321 --> 00:44:59,698 You know, I was thinking. 738 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,750 This Arun dude, maybe if he gets what he wants, he'll change. 739 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:05,624 You know? Be like, Arun The Kind? 740 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,250 Do you have people in your world 741 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:10,129 who get what they want by threatening to do bad things? 742 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:11,460 There's this one kid. 743 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,761 And when you give him what he wants, does he change? 744 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,088 Not really. 745 00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:19,096 "Might" does not make right, Jack. Right makes right. 746 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,428 If you don't stand up for what is right, then why stand up at all? 747 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:26,357 That's easy to say. This kid, he's bigger than me, he's stronger than me. 748 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,729 So what do you do? 749 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:29,685 I run. 750 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,487 Does that solve your problem? 751 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,156 No. 752 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,234 II' 753 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,495 _ [Jack] So you got a girl? - [Zhao] No. 754 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:46,828 - Because? - Because I have my job. 755 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:50,006 What, your job doesn't leave time for a personal life? 756 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,504 My job is my life. 757 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,508 That doesn't sound like much fun. 758 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,386 Fun? 759 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:03,095 Yeah, you know? Doing things that make you feel good. 760 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,181 - I feel good doing my job. - [animal calls] 761 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,518 You gotta loosen up, dude. Come on. 762 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:13,904 Ever seen this before? 763 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,823 No'? Okay, look. 764 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,196 It's called dancing, okay? 765 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,449 It's like, uh... 766 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:22,701 [beatboxing] 767 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,455 No? 768 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,958 Okay, try these on. 769 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:31,289 Mm-mm. 770 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:34,046 Just stay still, or I'll poke your eye out. 771 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,378 There you go. 772 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,929 - Magic! - It's cool. 773 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,849 Okay, I'm gonna lay down a beat and you just move your hips, okay? 774 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,926 [beatboxing] 775 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,395 I don't have time for fun. 776 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,530 Man, come on. 777 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:58,199 [birds calling] 778 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,958 Come on, we don't have all day. 779 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,037 Ooh. 780 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,373 [sniffs] Wow. 781 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,761 Excuse me, but we have to get through. 782 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,464 And I need to finish cooking my soup. 783 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:24,391 How long is that going to take? 784 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:26,720 Hmm. All night. 785 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,554 We don't... we don't have all night. 786 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:32,850 You do now. 787 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,358 Perhaps if we moved the pot... 788 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:38,815 Hey, hey, hey! Respect your elders, boy! 789 00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:42,072 No disrespect, but we have a very important mission 790 00:47:42,151 --> 00:47:44,119 and we have to get through. 791 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:49,793 Well, your very important mission will have to wait! 792 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,541 [echoing] To wait... to wait... to wait... 793 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,839 For my potatoes to soften. 794 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,250 I'm sorry. 795 00:47:58,334 --> 00:47:59,551 - It can't. - No! 796 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:00,628 [both grunting] 797 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,157 [Mountain Spirit laughing] 798 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:29,244 [Mountain Spirit] Over here! 799 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,871 [9 Fu nts] 800 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,044 [Mountain Spirit laughs] 801 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,717 Here! [laughing] 802 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,588 [both grunting] 803 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,929 [9 Fu nts] 804 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:53,264 Whoa! 805 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:55,065 [yells] 806 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,267 Help me up! 807 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,068 Now! [straining] 808 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:01,068 Come on, Jack. Come on. 809 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,866 [both grunting] 810 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,568 I did not sign up for this! 811 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:10,198 [yells] 812 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,784 [both grunting] 813 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,999 [grunting continues] 814 00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:34,722 - [knife clangs] - [grunts] 815 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,682 [chuckles and grunts] 816 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,358 [both grunting] 817 00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:45,824 [straining] 818 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:49,574 - [yells] - [gasps and screams] 819 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:52,623 [screaming] 820 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,120 Not fire! [continues screaming] 821 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,952 I hate fire! 822 00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:59,005 [screaming] 823 00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:11,138 Maybe not so worthless after all. 824 00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:15,889 - You're welcome. - [grunting] 825 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,857 [Jack panting] 826 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,982 [Sulin grunting] 827 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:27,983 [Arun] My bride. 828 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,493 I hope you like your new palace. 829 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:38,745 And in two days' time, you will take your place next to me. 830 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,330 Of course, your throne will be... 831 00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:44,959 - much lower. - I would rather die. 832 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,544 Whatever makes you happy, my dear. 833 00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:49,130 You want to see me happy, huh? 834 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:53,138 Just tell me what I need to do, and it will be done. 835 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:56,016 Well... 836 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,392 Come close. 837 00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:02,272 [softly] And I will whisper it in your ear. 838 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:05,900 Tell me, my love, 839 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:08,529 my sweet songbird, 840 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,611 what do I need to do to make you happy? 841 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,615 Die. 842 00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:18,292 ' [grunts] - [men yelling] 843 00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:26,004 As much as I'd like to make you happy, 844 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,381 me dying is not on the agenda. 845 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:32,215 However, if you insist on someone dying, 846 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:35,051 it can be arranged. 847 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:36,636 [9 Fu nts] 848 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,221 Take her away! 849 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,102 [Spits] 850 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,023 - [man shouting] - [Sulin grunting] 851 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,575 Your dinner. 852 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,243 - [laughs] - [rat squeaking] 853 00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:55,538 [9 Fu nts] 854 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,660 Get out! 855 00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,741 II' 856 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:04,838 [Jack] Invisible women, 857 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,586 powder that freezes people in place, 858 00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:10,670 boxes that time-travel, and none of this is weird to you, is it? 859 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:14,633 It's not weird. It's just magic. 860 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:16,012 We don't have magic. 861 00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:19,891 Then how do you explain what cannot be explained? 862 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,393 We have science. Science explains everything. 863 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:25,818 Does science explain a rainbow or a snowflake? 864 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:28,271 - Yes. - But does it explain how you feel 865 00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:30,322 when you see the rainbow or the snowflake? 866 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:32,946 - No. - So you do have magic. 867 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:36,245 - Feelings aren't magic. - What are they then? 868 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,993 I don't know, they're feelings. 869 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:42,077 Okay? They make you do and say things you normally wouldn't do or say, 870 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:45,754 like, if you met this girl you never knew, and all of a sudden, there's-- 871 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:48,002 You can't think of anything to say, but you can't stop talking. 872 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:50,961 And your body is, like, hot and cold at the same time, 873 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:53,296 and your hear': is beating like you just ran a mile in a minute, 874 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:56,098 - and it's... it's like... - Magic? 875 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:02,930 Yeah, I guess. 876 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,015 II' 877 00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:14,108 [birds chirping] 878 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,970 [birds warbling] 879 00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:00,696 [clears throat] 880 00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,781 [warbling continues] 881 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:10,793 [clears throat] 882 00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:28,850 - Zhao, I've got the wood! - [clears throat] 883 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:31,526 Sorry it took so long, I got lost. 884 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,900 Hey, since we seem to be getting in trouble all the time, 885 00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:36,357 maybe it could be good if you showed me a few moves. 886 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,566 Just in case. 887 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,401 Martial arts take many years to learn. 888 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:42,204 No, I'm not asking for the whole menu. Just a little something. 889 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,623 Martial arts do not work with a little something. 890 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:46,951 Well, then, a lot of something. Anything. 891 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:50,413 Even if I can do one thing to help out the next time we're in a situation. 892 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,874 Just give me something so I have a fighting chance. 893 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,252 Please. 894 00:54:57,252 --> 00:55:00,051 [sighs] Come on. 895 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,641 Come on. 896 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,308 Get up. 897 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:13,402 Stand feet apart. 898 00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:14,979 Uh, this is cool. 899 00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:16,063 Bend your knees. 900 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,569 Sorry. Okay. 901 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:23,157 Now imagine there is a big tree in front of you. 902 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,831 You see it? 903 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:28,329 - Yeah. - Is it big? 904 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:29,625 Yeah. 905 00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:33,877 Okay, now... hug it. 906 00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:36,424 Do what? 907 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,299 I mean, hug the tree. 908 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,477 Good. 909 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,435 - That's it? - That's it. 910 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:54,064 Well, how long do I have to stay like this? 911 00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:56,144 [sighs] 912 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:01,029 Mrn! 913 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,492 [sighs] 914 00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:08,495 You know, if you're not going to teach me, you should just say so. 915 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:11,544 - I am teaching you. - Yeah, right. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 916 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:14,792 Hey. Hey, wait, what are you doing? 917 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,465 Come on. 918 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,714 Now pay attention. 919 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:24,970 The secret of all martial arts is the circle. 920 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:28,894 When you move, the circle moves with you. 921 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,563 Here. Let me show you. 922 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:37,273 Hit me. 923 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:41,816 Hit me again. 924 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:44,776 [exclaims] 925 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,872 Again. 926 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:53,952 [9 Fu nts] 927 00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:57,006 To understand the circle, you must make the circle. 928 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,961 Live the circle, until the circle is you, and you are the circle. 929 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,885 Understand? 930 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,932 [soft gr08n] 931 00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:27,702 [sighs] 932 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:35,001 We move the moment she says "I do." 933 00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:39,207 The first army, directly for the capital. 934 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:41,587 The second army, to the ocean. 935 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,386 And the third army? 936 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:47,465 - We have a third army? - Yes. 937 00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:48,969 Just let them rob and pillage. 938 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,596 [tailor] Excuse me, Sire. 939 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:53,680 For the wedding canopy, red or blue? 940 00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:01,695 Red or blue, my love? 941 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,859 [laughing] 942 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:09,365 Oops. 943 00:58:09,444 --> 00:58:12,744 [Zhao] And this is called not good. 944 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:13,824 Why? It's beautiful. 945 00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:16,706 Yes, it is, but the fortress is over there, 946 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:20,335 and it could take days to walk all the way around the lake. 947 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:23,133 Well, we could just swim across in no time. 948 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:24,460 [sighs] 949 00:58:24,543 --> 00:58:26,762 No, Jack, it's not possible. 950 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:29,681 - Why? Are there man-eating fish in there? - No. 951 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,929 - Poisonous snakes? - No. 952 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,512 - Dragons? - Not this time of year. 953 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:40,233 So what's in there that's a problem? 954 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,310 I cannot swim. 955 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,981 You're kidding me? 956 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:47,782 [cackles] 957 00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:52,159 You-- you-- you, who can kick the butts of the entire NFL at the same time, 958 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:54,615 and you can't swim? What's wrong with this picture? 959 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:56,621 - [laughs] - They never taught... [sighs] 960 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,544 - Oh, come on, where are you going? - There's no time to waste. 961 00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:01,667 - You're gonna walk? - We don't have a choice. 962 00:59:01,747 --> 00:59:04,717 Okay, you gotta get over this "you don't have a choice" thing, all right? 963 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:08,170 You do have a choice. You're strong and you're coordinated. 964 00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:10,631 Maybe we can work something out. Okay? 965 00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,967 I teach you to swim, you teach me more... 966 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:19,189 - Deal? - [sighs] 967 00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,068 Come on. 968 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,117 - Oh! - You can do it. 969 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:32,320 You can do it, man, come on. Trust me. 970 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,449 [sighs] 971 00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:35,951 - Hey, that's it. - [shivering] 972 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,250 There you go. 973 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:39,702 Now, put the shield down... 974 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,831 And hop on! 975 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:47,341 [gasps] 976 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,216 - Hey! - [shivering] 977 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:53,014 There you go. 978 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,310 - [Jack] You're having fun? - [Zhao] Yeah. 979 00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:58,512 I bet you didn't get too much of that growing up the way you did. 980 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,848 Fun? No. 981 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,980 Well, when this is all over, you can make up for that. 982 01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:07,529 Maybe you can come visit me. I'll show you around, 983 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,606 maybe get my Morn to take us to Disneyland or something. 984 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:13,865 I told you, I can never take off from my job. 985 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,413 Hey, man, look, you really got to get a life. 986 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:20,868 When you are responsible for a life, you don't have a life. 987 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:25,543 Okay. Did you... 988 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:29,297 did you, like, go to school to learn how to say things like that? 989 01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:30,548 Like what? 990 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,879 [sighs] 991 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,839 [imitates Zhao] "When you are responsible for a life, 992 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,265 you don't have a life." 993 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,341 What's wrong with it? 994 01:00:36,424 --> 01:00:40,725 Nothing's wrong with it, it just... sounds smart. 995 01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:42,647 It does? 996 01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:44,474 Yeah. It does. 997 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,227 [chuckling] 998 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:48,983 II' 999 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,530 [Zhao] So what's in Disneyland? 1000 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,699 - [Jack] A lot of princesses. - Oh! 1001 01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:54,776 - A Chinese one too. - Ooh! 1002 01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:02,076 [soldiers yelling in Mandarin] 1003 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,344 [Zhao, whispering] Get down, get down, get down! 1004 01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:19,434 - So you do have a plan, right? - I told you the plan. 1005 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,682 - Ah, right. Get past the army. - Yes. 1006 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:23,434 - Get past the personal guards. - Correct. 1007 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:25,186 Get past the tower guards, find the princess, 1008 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,642 - get past reinforcements. - Good. 1009 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:27,726 - Kill Arun. - Exactly. 1010 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,858 Crown Sulin Empress and save the country? 1011 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:32,439 You're learning to listen. 1012 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:38,450 Yeah, the real question is, do you have a plan to execute the plan? 1013 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,912 - Hmm? - [Jack stammers] 1014 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,834 [soldiers yelling in Mandarin] 1015 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,042 [soldiers hush] 1016 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,381 - Good morning! -Mm? 1017 01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,015 Uh... 1018 01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:01,092 [Jack] Great plan. 1019 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:03,395 - Are we in the fortress? - Yeah. 1020 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:05,313 - Are we past the army? - Yeah. 1021 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,392 Have we passed the personal guards? 1022 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:10,068 Almost. 1023 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,066 Well, then I think that the plan is working. 1024 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:15,490 I think the plan to get in is working. How about a plan to get out? 1025 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:17,818 I'm working on it. 1026 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,243 Warrior Zhao, 1027 01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:31,048 I'm so honored that you've come all this way to attend my wedding. 1028 01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:34,467 I'm not here to attend your wedding. I'm here to attend your funeral. 1029 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,715 [chuckling] 1030 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:43,385 - And you are? - He's the Black Knight. 1031 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:45,516 [stammering] I'm not the Black Knight, okay? 1032 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,063 I'm Jack Bronson. 1033 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:49,436 Jack Bronson... 1034 01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:51,644 I've got good news. 1035 01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:53,899 And I've got bad news. 1036 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:55,401 The good news is, 1037 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:59,405 tomorrow, when my bride and I are married, 1038 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:03,079 we will stand, there. 1039 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:07,584 And you two, will stand... 1040 01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:09,161 there. 1041 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:13,082 Okay. What's the bad news? 1042 01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:15,917 As soon as we take our vows, 1043 01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:18,629 and our new life begins... 1044 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,386 [trap door opening] 1045 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,682 Your life ends. 1046 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:31,766 II' 1047 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:45,743 - He's not bluffing, is he? - Arun doesn't do bluffs. 1048 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,826 Maybe he'll be feeling generous on his wedding day and he'll pardon us. 1049 01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:50,330 Nun doesn't do generous. 1050 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:52,504 Okay. If he doesn't do this and he doesn't do that, 1051 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:53,831 is there anything that he does do? 1052 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:56,792 - He murders and pillages. - So in other words, we're dead. 1053 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,923 When one door closes, another one opens. 1054 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:00,504 [door opens] 1055 01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,720 See? 1056 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:10,435 Dinner is served. 1057 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:12,857 It's time to eat. 1058 01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:16,277 Uh... excuse me. 1059 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:18,572 Uh, would you mind... 1060 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:21,820 you know, so we can... 1061 01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:24,365 Thank you. 1062 01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:31,126 [Brutus] Here. 1063 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,044 [laughs] 1064 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:36,669 [both grunting] 1065 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:43,755 [grunting continues] 1066 01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:49,136 [choking] 1067 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,318 Dudes, I'm looking for the princess. 1068 01:05:01,523 --> 01:05:02,900 Know where she is? 1069 01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:06,195 [men yelling] 1070 01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:08,742 [men grunting] 1071 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:09,823 [Jack whispering] What now? 1072 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,158 Now's the time to use what I've taught you. 1073 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,710 - I'm not ready. - Of course you are. 1074 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:16,208 You're the Black Knight. You have skills. 1075 01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:17,755 Okay. I don't-- I don't get it. 1076 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:19,674 'Cause one minute you're telling me I'm worthless 1077 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:20,750 and after a few lessons, I'm not? 1078 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,836 It's not just me who thinks you are not worthless, Jack. 1079 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,671 The way the princess looks at you? 1080 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:27,507 She believes in you. 1081 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:30,013 - She does? - Now go rescue her. Go! 1082 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,894 ' What's - Huh? 1083 01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:38,773 [growls] 1084 01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:48,536 - [growung] - [yelling] 1085 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:52,491 [both grunting] 1086 01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:54,042 [man yelling in Mandarin] 1087 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:56,711 [men grunting] 1088 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,129 [panting] 1089 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,124 II' 1090 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:09,136 [9 Fu nts] 1091 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,217 [groans] 1092 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,303 - [groaning] - Jack. Jack. 1093 01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,309 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 1094 01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,061 [continues groaning] 1095 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,438 You came to save me! 1096 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,028 I guess. [chuckles] 1097 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:26,399 I knew you would. 1098 01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:31,988 You did? 1099 01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:35,579 From the very first. 1100 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:43,754 [footsteps approaching] 1101 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:46,673 [speaking Mandarin] 1102 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:56,433 Great plan, we did it. Um... how do we get out of here? 1103 01:06:58,431 --> 01:06:59,478 I'm working on it. 1104 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,400 You better work fast. They're coming. 1105 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:03,274 [yelling] 1106 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,692 [door thuds] 1107 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:07,365 How many? 1108 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,192 I don't know. 25? 1109 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:10,777 I need to know exactly how many. 1110 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,862 [soldiers yelling indistinctly] 1111 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:17,121 One, two, three, 1112 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,124 four, five, six, 1113 01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:23,753 seven, eight, nine, ten... 1114 01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:25,583 13,14,15... 1115 01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:28,716 27, 28, 29, 30! 1116 01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:30,468 Thirty? Thirty! 1117 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,049 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1118 01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:36,769 - Thirty-one! - 31! 31! 1119 01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:38,266 [9 Fu nts] 1120 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:42,108 - [soldiers continue yelling] - [gasping] 1121 01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:45,569 [shouting orders in Mandarin] 1122 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:57,407 26, 27, 28, 29, 30... 1123 01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:02,663 [wood creaking] 1124 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,754 [soldiers gasp] 1125 01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:11,963 [wood creaking] 1126 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:13,093 [soldiers screaming] 1127 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,305 [grunting] 1128 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,894 [groaning] 1129 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:28,689 That worked. 1130 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,609 [soldiers chattering in the distance] 1131 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:38,247 Why do you still have this on'? 1132 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:39,415 I like it. 1133 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:48,086 [indistinct chatter] 1134 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:50,385 [whispers] Come on, get on. 1135 01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:54,096 - Go! Are you on? - [straining] 1136 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:56,641 - Are you on? Get on, then! - [straining] No, I'm not. 1137 01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,059 [soldiers continue chattering] 1138 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,992 - Let's go! - Come on! 1139 01:09:18,946 --> 01:09:20,368 [Zhao] Almost there! 1140 01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:21,449 'New.! 1141 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:27,881 [clicking] 1142 01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:29,047 - [horses neighing] - [exclaims] 1143 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:31,171 [horses neighing] 1144 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,966 ' [grunts] ' [grunts] 1145 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:36,298 - Come on. - [straining] 1146 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,390 [thunder rumbling] 1147 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:50,445 Amazing animals. 1148 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,693 [horse whinnying] 1149 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:58,991 Raised each and every one of them from birth. 1150 01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,573 Fed by my hand only. 1151 01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:04,751 Nursed them when they were sick. 1152 01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:07,830 They are more loyal than all my men. 1153 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:13,084 They would die for me. 1154 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:15,010 As will the two of you. 1155 01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:16,258 [thunder rumbling] 1156 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,010 And you, my dear, 1157 01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:20,717 by this time tomorrow, you and I will be husband and wife. 1158 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,428 Emperor, 1159 01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,229 and Empress. 1160 01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,851 Allow me, my love. 1161 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,865 [thunder crashing] 1162 01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:46,125 Take them away. 1163 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:59,384 - What are they doing? - Ancient custom. 1164 01:10:59,464 --> 01:11:02,559 Last look. Last meal. 1165 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:04,977 So you know what you're missing. 1166 01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:06,304 [groans] Okay. 1167 01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:07,513 [keys jingle] 1168 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:08,598 [handcuffs unlock] 1169 01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:14,528 [wood creaking] 1170 01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,149 [slurpS] 1171 01:11:18,232 --> 01:11:20,530 - How can you eat? - I'm hungry. 1172 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:21,987 They're gonna kill us! 1173 01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:23,662 You should try it, it's actually pretty good. 1174 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:26,662 I don't care if it's the best food in the world, man! 1175 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:28,664 I'm still a kid! 1176 01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:31,496 [scoffs] I got my whole life ahead of me. 1177 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:34,674 Now there's a million things that I'm never gonna be able to do! 1178 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:36,422 Like what? 1179 01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:38,754 Dude, I've never even kissed a girl! 1180 01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:43,762 Me neither. 1181 01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:51,854 You know, I was that close before you came in the room. 1182 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:54,356 Yeah... but that's not the point. 1183 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:57,405 - With the princess? How close? - That's not the point. 1184 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,572 [wings fluttering] 1185 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,293 [inaudible] 1186 01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:17,674 [blows] 1187 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:27,055 - What was that? - A butterfly. 1188 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:30,013 - You spoke to a butterfly? - Apparently. 1189 01:12:30,096 --> 01:12:32,394 And it understood you? 1190 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,066 Hopefully. 1191 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,940 [Sulin sobbing] 1192 01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:39,021 II' 1193 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:45,036 [indistinct whooshing] 1194 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,121 [thud] 1195 01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:05,636 [gasps] 1196 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,093 [soldiers chanting] 1197 01:13:15,182 --> 01:13:17,184 [Shaman] We are gathered here today 1198 01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:21,694 to witness the marriage of Arun The Cruel, 1199 01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:23,945 The Mean, The Horrible, 1200 01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:26,278 The Terrible... The Strong! 1201 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,533 Can we move it along? 1202 01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:31,207 Uh... [clears throat] 1203 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:37,205 [Jack] Hey. I, uh... I wanted to say thank you. 1204 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:39,461 For what? 1205 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,628 For trying to turn me into a warrior. 1206 01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:47,807 You were a warrior from the beginning, Jack, on the inside. 1207 01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:49,850 It just had to be brought out. 1208 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,145 Yeah, a lot of good it did. 1209 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:53,562 It's not over yet. 1210 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:55,231 What do you mean, it's not over yet? 1211 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:57,684 In a minute, she's gonna be married, and we're gonna be hanged. 1212 01:13:57,767 --> 01:14:02,398 Jack, worrying is not gonna change anything. Just live in the moment. 1213 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:06,029 No offense, but I think we've run out of moments. 1214 01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,826 Do you, Arun, take Sulin, 1215 01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:10,325 in sickness and in health, 1216 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:13,203 - for better and worse-- - I do. She does. 1217 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,959 "I now pronounce you man and wife." 1218 01:14:16,035 --> 01:14:17,628 Uh... uh... [clears throat] 1219 01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:22,254 To make it official, you must now kiss the bride. 1220 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,753 [soldiers yelling indistinctly] 1221 01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,429 [soldiers chanting] 1222 01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:34,888 - [screams] - [yells] 1223 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,473 [soldiers murmuring] 1224 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,395 [soldiers chattering] 1225 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,071 [soldiers yelling] 1226 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:50,198 Hello! 1227 01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:51,745 Wizard! Wait, how did you get here? 1228 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,119 - Shh! See? - [chittering] 1229 01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:56,667 It's simple! Now just go save her! 1230 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:57,959 Great, um, how? 1231 01:14:58,035 --> 01:14:59,582 Jump! 1232 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:00,959 " Jump? ' [scoffs] 1233 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:02,164 Come on, man. 1234 01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:04,125 - [Sulin] Jack! Jack! - Use a little jump powder. 1235 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:06,131 Come on. 1236 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:07,507 - Here you go. - [electricity crackles] 1237 01:15:07,586 --> 01:15:08,758 - Now jump! - Jump how? 1238 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,385 - Now! - What do you mean, now? 1239 01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:11,932 These powders are Wizard-specific! 1240 01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:13,726 You can do it, Jack! 1241 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:15,599 " Jump! " Okay! 1242 01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:17,146 - [grunting] - [electricity crackles] 1243 01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:19,098 [Jack yelling] 1244 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:20,808 [grunting] 1245 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:21,892 [yelling] 1246 01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:25,608 [grunting] 1247 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,656 [screaming] 1248 01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:30,281 [groans] 1249 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,702 [soldiers gasp] 1250 01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:34,030 [soldiers yelling] 1251 01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,456 Come on! 1252 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:36,578 [yelling] 1253 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,125 [grunting] 1254 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,417 That Way! 1255 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:41,795 [Jack grunts] 1256 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,126 [Jack yells] 1257 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:49,507 [all grunting] 1258 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:01,811 Sulin! 1259 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,068 [9 Fu nts] 1260 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:16,322 Whoa! Would you stop that, please? It's a total buzzkill! 1261 01:16:17,698 --> 01:16:19,120 [spits and blows raspberry] 1262 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,702 Okay, come on! Let's go! Now! 1263 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:23,124 [men grunting] 1264 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:25,873 Get back! 1265 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:28,793 Get back! 1266 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:34,465 [soldiers yelling] 1267 01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:36,642 [all grunting] 1268 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:39,721 [epic music playing throughout] 1269 01:16:54,735 --> 01:16:55,736 [electricity crackles] 1270 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:57,072 [soldiers gasp] 1271 01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:01,042 [grunting and yelling] 1272 01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:10,251 [men grunting] 1273 01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:26,066 [screams] 1274 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,691 [men grunting] 1275 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:30,021 [yells] 1276 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,072 [soldiers yelling] 1277 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,862 [9 Fu nts] 1278 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:42,204 Jack, here. 1279 01:17:42,283 --> 01:17:43,535 [stammering] Hey, wait, wait, wait, 1280 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:46,541 - I don't know how to read these. - Just throw! 1281 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:48,418 Oh. Nice. 1282 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:52,047 [soldiers yelling in distance] 1283 01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:01,386 - [yelling] ' [grunts] 1284 01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:03,470 Huh? Huh? 1285 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:06,683 [groaning] 1286 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:10,778 [growling] 1287 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,446 [roaring] 1288 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,702 [men yelling] 1289 01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:25,079 [9 Fu nts] 1290 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,877 [monster grunts] 1291 01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:29,963 [Sulin grunting] 1292 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,385 Go save the princess! 1293 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:36,713 [soldiers yelling] 1294 01:18:39,757 --> 01:18:41,680 [men grunting] 1295 01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:44,474 [growling] 1296 01:18:51,352 --> 01:18:52,729 Come on, let's go! 1297 01:18:54,813 --> 01:18:56,611 [monster growling] 1298 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:07,043 [roaring] 1299 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,460 [screaming] 1300 01:19:10,037 --> 01:19:12,085 [soldiers yelling] 1301 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,299 Come on! 1302 01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:18,679 [growling] 1303 01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:23,722 [9 Fu nts] 1304 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:27,975 - [straining] - Oh, Jack! 1305 01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:30,933 Zhao! 1306 01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:36,063 [Sulin screaming] 1307 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,027 [growls] Huh? 1308 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:44,246 It's time to go. 1309 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:46,164 [soldiers grumbling] 1310 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:58,423 [gasps] 1311 01:19:58,502 --> 01:20:00,379 [coughs] 1312 01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:03,633 [groans] 1313 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:08,312 [panting] 1314 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:10,014 [wood creaking] 1315 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:30,418 Sulin? 1316 01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:37,341 Sulin! 1317 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:43,343 Sulin! Sulin! 1318 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,220 [Softly] Jack. 1319 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:50,937 - Jack... - Are you okay? 1320 01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:53,061 Hold on. Hold on. 1321 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:55,184 [soldiers yelling] 1322 01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:04,735 [yelling and grunting] 1323 01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:20,338 Almost there. 1324 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:22,090 But not quite. 1325 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:29,726 - [both grunting] - [swords clanging] 1326 01:21:39,937 --> 01:21:40,938 [exclaims] 1327 01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,989 [groans] 1328 01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:00,086 [yelling] 1329 01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:02,839 [both continue grunting] 1330 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,920 [epic music playing throughout] 1331 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:22,279 Why are you doing this? 1332 01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:26,450 You're not a warrior. Not even a grown man. 1333 01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:29,654 Run along. And I'll let you live. 1334 01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:35,831 You run along and I'll let you live. 1335 01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:38,287 Let me think about it. 1336 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:41,457 No. 1337 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,885 I think I'll stay, I think I'll take one leg. 1338 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,177 Take your other leg. 1339 01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:47,675 [9 Fu nts] 1340 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:49,802 Then I'll take your arms. 1341 01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:51,850 [bOth grunt] 1342 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:54,269 No. I'll just kill you. 1343 01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:56,221 [bOth grunt] 1344 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:58,603 ' [grunts] - [yells] 1345 01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:08,533 [grunting] 1346 01:23:15,407 --> 01:23:16,454 [9 Fu nts] 1347 01:23:19,369 --> 01:23:20,746 [yells] 1348 01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:33,384 [gasps] 1349 01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:35,344 Jack! 1350 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:38,476 Jack! You're the shit. 1351 01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:40,899 Thanks. 1352 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:48,278 [sighs] [chuckles] 1353 01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,444 II' 1354 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:16,904 [man speaking Mandarin] 1355 01:25:35,088 --> 01:25:37,090 II' 1356 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:53,231 [door squeaks open] 1357 01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:55,358 Hey, Zhao! 1358 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:58,158 The Empress requests your presence. 1359 01:25:58,236 --> 01:26:01,080 [stammering] Okay, I'm just waiting on the Wizard. 1360 01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:04,376 Jack, if the Empress summons you, you must come at once. 1361 01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:05,873 He said he'd be right back. 1362 01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:07,169 It is the rule. 1363 01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:10,419 Or what, huh? I get my head chopped off? 1364 01:26:14,961 --> 01:26:18,682 You guys and your rules, man. 1365 01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:20,225 It's also against the rules to smile? 1366 01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:31,232 - Hi. - Hey. 1367 01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:33,279 Wow. 1368 01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:37,780 What, sure I'm not gonna get my head chopped off? 1369 01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:40,078 There's no one here to see. 1370 01:26:40,153 --> 01:26:42,406 - Okay. - [soft chuckle] 1371 01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:47,536 I wanted to see you before you went back. 1372 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:51,340 Actually, I wish I could go with you, even for one day. 1373 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:53,759 You are the Empress now, you can do whatever you want. 1374 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:56,428 Because I'm the Empress, I can't. 1375 01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:59,006 Every minute of every day from now on 1376 01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:02,013 will be filled with ministers and ambassadors, 1377 01:27:02,092 --> 01:27:04,891 and papers to sign and decisions to make. 1378 01:27:04,970 --> 01:27:07,519 No dancing, no singing. 1379 01:27:07,597 --> 01:27:09,315 - No fun. - [sighs] 1380 01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:11,735 I would love to go to the mall, to eat ice cream. 1381 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,359 - [chuckles] - But I... 1382 01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:16,156 I can't. 1383 01:27:17,315 --> 01:27:21,070 My father worked so hard to bring peace to the whole country. 1384 01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:23,952 I can't let him down. 1385 01:27:24,030 --> 01:27:27,250 He gave his life for our people. I owe it to him. 1386 01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:29,168 I understand. 1387 01:27:33,165 --> 01:27:36,920 But I did want to thank you for giving me memories that I will always treasure. 1388 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:44,385 I want to give you one I hope you will too. 1389 01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:53,272 II' 1390 01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:03,320 [whispers] I don't think you're worthless. 1391 01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:06,323 I never did. 1392 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:09,326 Goodbye, Jack. 1393 01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:33,059 [guard] He touched the Empress! 1394 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:35,644 He must die! 1395 01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:37,980 [soldiers yelling] 1396 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,867 [soldiers continue yelling] 1397 01:29:04,631 --> 01:29:06,508 Wizard? 1398 01:29:06,591 --> 01:29:07,843 Wizard! 1399 01:29:07,926 --> 01:29:09,724 [Wizard] I'm here! 1400 01:29:09,803 --> 01:29:11,180 - I gotta go! - Got it! 1401 01:29:11,263 --> 01:29:12,890 No, I gotta go now! I gotta go! 1402 01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:14,850 I know. I put it somewhere. 1403 01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:16,685 _ I gotta ' Yes! 1404 01:29:16,768 --> 01:29:18,190 You see? [chuckles] 1405 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,738 Okay! 1406 01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,190 It's not ready, man? Come on! Hurry! 1407 01:29:21,273 --> 01:29:23,742 - Relax. - Jack! 1408 01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:36,380 So, after all we've been through, you're gonna kill me? Really? 1409 01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:38,047 Rules are rules. 1410 01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:42,674 If we did not live by them, we'd be nothing more than barbarians. 1411 01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:45,756 II' 1412 01:29:55,765 --> 01:29:58,314 Unless we can make an exception. 1413 01:29:58,393 --> 01:29:59,645 [exhales sharply] 1414 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:02,072 Sometimes it's good to be a little flexible, right? 1415 01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:04,070 I hate you. [chuckles] 1416 01:30:07,152 --> 01:30:08,449 Here. 1417 01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:12,408 Thank you. 1418 01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:17,079 Goodbye, Jack Bronson. 1419 01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:22,543 I will never forget you and the lesson you taught me. 1420 01:30:22,626 --> 01:30:23,718 [blows] 1421 01:30:23,793 --> 01:30:25,261 It's done. 1422 01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:27,556 The last missing piece of wood. 1423 01:30:27,631 --> 01:30:28,928 [soldiers yelling] 1424 01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:30,759 I might have learned to be flexible, but they haven't. 1425 01:30:30,842 --> 01:30:32,936 - Hurry up, let's go. ' [JaCk] Yes! 1426 01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:34,263 - Come on, man. Get it in! - [Zhao] Let's go! 1427 01:30:34,346 --> 01:30:36,895 - [soldiers yelling] - [Zhao] Hurry up! 1428 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,600 - Come on! - [grunts] 1429 01:30:40,518 --> 01:30:42,270 [yelling] 1430 01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:44,027 [9 Fu nts] 1431 01:30:47,817 --> 01:30:49,444 [groans] 1432 01:30:57,535 --> 01:30:59,333 [gasps] Jack! 1433 01:31:01,206 --> 01:31:02,503 Hi, Mom. 1434 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:08,218 What... what happened here? 1435 01:31:09,381 --> 01:31:11,475 - [door closes] - It's complicated. 1436 01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:15,471 Mm. I'm sure it is. 1437 01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:20,817 - [bell ringing] - [kids chattering] 1438 01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:25,317 Hello, dickweed. 1439 01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:27,024 Come on, Travis, I'm gonna be late for class. 1440 01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:28,859 You're gonna be late... 1441 01:31:28,942 --> 01:31:30,694 permanently. 1442 01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:32,370 [sirens wailing in distance] 1443 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:34,072 It doesn't have to be this way. 1444 01:31:34,155 --> 01:31:35,327 You're right. It doesn't. 1445 01:31:35,407 --> 01:31:38,456 You could... run. 1446 01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:39,878 Yeah, nice. You tell him, man. 1447 01:31:39,953 --> 01:31:41,751 Coward. 1448 01:31:43,790 --> 01:31:45,087 0K3)'- 1449 01:31:46,084 --> 01:31:48,178 I gave you the option. 1450 01:31:48,253 --> 01:31:49,926 [laughs] 1451 01:31:50,005 --> 01:31:53,225 You gave me the option? [laughs] 1452 01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:55,347 [laughing] 1453 01:31:56,928 --> 01:31:58,475 What are you doing? 1454 01:31:58,555 --> 01:32:01,479 [laughs] What are you doing? You wanna dance? 1455 01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:02,901 Let's get this over with. 1456 01:32:02,976 --> 01:32:05,320 - Oh, man. - Dickweed. 1457 01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:08,439 A-hole! 1458 01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,525 [music playing throughout] 1459 01:32:12,736 --> 01:32:15,364 - [grunts] - [kid] You all right, man? 1460 01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:18,826 - You done? - You're dead! 1461 01:32:22,454 --> 01:32:25,378 [grunts and groans] 1462 01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:28,006 Don't touch me! 1463 01:32:28,084 --> 01:32:29,802 You had enough? 1464 01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:36,093 [grunting] 1465 01:32:36,176 --> 01:32:37,553 - [metal rod clangs] - [grunts] 1466 01:32:37,635 --> 01:32:39,478 [groaning] 1467 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:40,976 - You all right? - You all right, man? 1468 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,146 Hey, come on, man. Come on. 1469 01:32:44,225 --> 01:32:47,149 - Come on, get up! Get up! - Don't touch me! 1470 01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:48,855 [girls laughing] 1471 01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:55,403 [birds chirping] 1472 01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,489 II' 1473 01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,317 [electronic beeping] 1474 01:33:31,940 --> 01:33:33,487 [Sulin grunts] 1475 01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:37,742 [men grunting] 1476 01:33:59,717 --> 01:34:00,764 [sighs] 1477 01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:03,939 - [keys jingle] - What you doin'? 1478 01:34:05,515 --> 01:34:07,563 Sweetie, we have to move. 1479 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:12,148 I couldn't make the payment. We're losing the house. 1480 01:34:14,399 --> 01:34:15,821 No, we're not. 1481 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:23,417 - Um, it's a check! - Yeah. 1482 01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:27,462 - For $25,000. - Yeah. 1483 01:34:27,537 --> 01:34:30,757 - It's made out to you? - Yeah. 1484 01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:33,210 [chuckles] I don't understand. 1485 01:34:33,293 --> 01:34:37,264 Well, I, um... I came up with the idea for a game. 1486 01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:38,635 - [chuckles] - And I sold it. 1487 01:34:38,715 --> 01:34:41,218 - Wait, you're kidding. - No. 1488 01:34:44,721 --> 01:34:47,770 [both laugh] 1489 01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:51,023 Ah, I'm sorry, I have to sit down. 1490 01:34:51,102 --> 01:34:53,446 A video game? What's it called? 1491 01:34:53,521 --> 01:34:54,738 Uh, The Warrior's Gate. 1492 01:34:54,814 --> 01:34:56,942 - [chuckles] The Wa-- - Oh, come on! 1493 01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:59,027 II' 1494 01:35:04,991 --> 01:35:07,494 - [mouse clicking] - [fighters grunting] 1495 01:35:14,792 --> 01:35:17,045 [sighs] 1496 01:35:30,642 --> 01:35:32,895 [sirens wailing] 1497 01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:36,572 - I'll have a chocolate cone, please. - Uh, I'll have chocolate too. 1498 01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:41,700 And vanilla, and cherry, and strawberry. 1499 01:35:41,778 --> 01:35:44,577 Hi. 1500 01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:46,875 - What are you-- - Doing here? 1501 01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:48,202 - Uh... - I've made a new rule. 1502 01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:51,128 Everyone takes vacation. Even the Empress. 1503 01:35:51,204 --> 01:35:52,922 - Very modern, huh? - [chuckles] 1504 01:35:52,997 --> 01:35:54,044 Wait, how did you-- 1505 01:35:54,123 --> 01:35:55,466 - Get here? - Yeah. 1506 01:35:55,541 --> 01:35:57,464 I had the Wizard make another box. 1507 01:35:57,543 --> 01:35:59,386 Oh! This is... 1508 01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:00,759 this is so awesome! 1509 01:36:00,838 --> 01:36:02,260 [chuckles] 1510 01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:04,342 [Diplo & Sleepy Tom's "Be Right There" playing] 1511 01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:30,660 [song continues playing] 102704

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