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Well, that guy's a quack. I don't care what he says.
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There's nothing wrong with either of us.
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I know. I've never felt better.
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Well, darn it, I'll keep trying if you will.
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Jim.
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Mm!
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There's an unlocked closet over there.
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I knew there was a reason
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I didn't wear any underwear today.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sweetheart.
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Um...
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when I came this morning, my penis made a noise
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like an old man getting up off a leather couch, okay?
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How about we just slow down the pace a little bit here?
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Uh, Jim...
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What if... What if we didn't slow down?
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What if we see how fast we could go?
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Where we wake up every morning
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ready to test the limits of our own pleasure.
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I hear you loud and clear.
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You really want to be a mommy.
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I get it.
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Jim, we need to talk.
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Darling, we will, I promise.
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Just as soon as I get back from this road trip
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in three weeks, okay?
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All right. We'll talk then.
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All right.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Lucy?
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What the hell are you doing here?
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I saw a clip of you on TV calling a home run, and...
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I tracked you down.
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You just vanished after the press conference,
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and I-I looked everywhere for you.
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I finally had to declare you legally dead
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just to get a divorce.
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You know, I was clinically dead for three minutes
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in a brothel in Macedonia one time.
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But those girls, they're pros.
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They... They keep those paddles handy.
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Mm. Jesus, Jim.
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I feel terrible that I hurt you.
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Um... okay.
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Well, that's ancient history.
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Really, water under the bridge.
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Uh, my life is fantastic now.
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My broadcasting career is back on track, as you have seen.
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These people, these are all my friends.
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I'm doing good.
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Look, there's, uh... Hey, Smitty.
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And old, uh, Doofer.
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And hey, there's Old Two Legs.
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Look at that, Two Legs. There he is.
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My girlfriend.
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Julia James. Look at that.
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I saved the best for last.
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Like I do.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Jules, Lucy. Lucy, Jules.
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I will give you guys some privacy.
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Okay.
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M-My life's good, see? And... And...
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With a capital "G," and that stands for "great."
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I'm so glad to hear it.
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I-I just... I actually came here to apologize.
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Well, then, by all means, do continue.
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Well, when I found out I was omnisexual,
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the floodgates opened
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and my boundaries came down so fast.
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I just... I could've handled it better.
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Oh, no.
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I'm sorry I wasn't honest with you from the start.
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I hear you loud and clear.
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You're sorry for being such an awful nob-hungry tramp.
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Jim, I'm not apologizing for my sex life.
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That's who I am.
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I'm apologizing for keeping it a secret.
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I'm apologizing for hiding my true self
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like it was something to be ashamed of.
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Okay, great. Apology accepted.
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All good. Thank you.
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Really?
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Because I still think you're holding onto a lot of anger,
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and I wanted to give you the chance to unload on me.
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Wouldn't be the first time that happened today.
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I can see you're not ready to,
uh, joke about that yet, so...
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I can joke about it.
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Guys cumming all over you. Please, that's hilarious.
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Hey, I have moved on. I told you that.
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It's not like you reduced me
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to some kind of emotionally crippled,
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incandescent ball of hatred or anything.
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Come on now. So...
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Yeah!
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Well, if you change your mind and you do want to talk,
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I'll be here for a few days at the Marlowe Inn.
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Room 114.
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Okay. All right.
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Well... Well, hey, you know, if you have company,
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do lock the door this time.
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Now I'm the one who's joking about it.
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Ha!
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Oh, man!
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Was that ever a non-event.
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I think it's possible though
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that you're in a little bit of denial about this.
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Last night you said you wanted to kill her.
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Yeah, well, I got better.
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Funny how life works out, isn't it?
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Hey.
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We need to talk about this.
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It's unhealthy to... to keep your emotions inside.
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When I ran into my ex, I-I...
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a lot of feelings got stirred up,
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so I-I wrote him a letter.
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Then what? You... You didn't send it, right?
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Of course I sent it.
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I frickin' hand delivered it to his ass
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so I could watch him cry while he read it.
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You have a great deal of anger inside you.
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- You aware of that?
- No, I don't.
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The whole point of what I'm saying
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is that I purged all the negative emotions
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once and for all.
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Mm, I don't know.
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Like three months after that, remember, you locked yourself
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in the back room and you were crying a lot?
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And then also your drinking just really hit next level.
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Since then, you've kind of only been dating guys
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you can't have a future with.
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Bingo! Thank you!
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I was wondering why you were attracted to me.
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Now I see it.
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No, you're just as dysfunctional and damaged as I am.
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- No.
- You just...
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No, you do better mask work or something.
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You... You know what you're doing?
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You're deflecting right now. You're deflecting.
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You and I are not on the same level of damage.
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Darling, we are both sprinting to outrun
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God's sniper rifle, knowing that if we turn around,
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we're gonna stumble and die.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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That is not what I'm doing. I am normal and healthy.
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- Mm.
- And you...
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Please. Then why are you with me, huh?
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Because I'm slumming.
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So, uh, how are you handling Lucy being in town?
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Like I keep telling everybody, I'm fine.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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'Cause, um, word around town
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is she's at some hotel taking in all comers.
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That's the word around...
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- That's just common knowledge, huh?
- Yeah.
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Look, this obsession
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that you and Jules have with Lucy, I'm serious,
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it... it says more about you than it does me, okay?
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I mean, physician, heal thyself.
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Frackers up at bat now. Here comes the payoff pitch.
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Folks, the Frackers have not beaten the Butler Barons
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in their last 15 straight meetings.
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Boy, that... that's got to stick in your craw, doesn't it?
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You know, they say the air is actually different
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over there in Butler.
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Sure, it's because there's less sulfur,
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but it's also because of an actual air of superiority.
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Driving around in their Chevy Impalas,
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eating at their nicer Applebee's.
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It's like they think
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they're better than we are or something.
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They act like
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they're genetically superior to us,
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like they're some kind of a master race.
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Gosh, where have I heard that before?
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Folks, true story.
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Back in the days of the mill strikes
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when your grandfathers
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and your great-great-grandfathers
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carried picket signs,
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it was folks from Butler who scabbed and stole those jobs,
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and I mean right out from under your ancestors.
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Butler is a bad, bad place.
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Jim. Jim, that's not true.
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Shut up. It feels true.
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All right, Uribe up now.
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Come on, Uribe!
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Little dribbler up the left side.
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Throw comes up the line...
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Oh, the humanity! Oh, my God!
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Not since Pearl Harbor has America seen
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such unprovoked aggression, people!
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First they take our women... 's college,
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then they poison our children, probably,
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and now they attack a veteran who served
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three full tours of duty in the Major Leagues.
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People, we have run out of cheeks to turn, people!
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We're fresh out of them!
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All right, time for the 4th.
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Morristown, Morristown. Do we have any dignity left?
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Well, the answer to that
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lies in the hands of a Japanese millionaire
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who may not speak any English,
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but he speaks the language of baseball.
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And he knows exactly what to say next.
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Say it, say it, say it, say it.
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Let's go, baby!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Uribe! Get his ass!
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Justice!
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Sweet justice has finally come to Morristown!
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Hallelujah, baby!
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Whoo! Now, that's baseball!
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Whoo!
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Morris!
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Town!
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Morris!
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Town!
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Okay, there's a very ugly vibe in this crowd.
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Are you not worried at all?
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Oh, what's to be worried?
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It's a stadium full of enthusiastic
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and knowledgeable baseball...
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I'm gonna kill someone today! It's gonna be awesome!
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Lucy?
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Oh, I hope you don't mind.
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I always love listening to you call a game.
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No, no.
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I hope you and your cadre of sexual weirdos
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really enjoy the game.
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I'll tell you what, it should be a real humdinger.
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We didn't get a chance to meet properly earlier.
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I'm Lucy.
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His, uh, horrible monster of an ex-wife.
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I'm Jules, his current drunk of a girlfriend.
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Good to meet you.
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Thanks again for those tickets.
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My pleasure.
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Have fun.
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Let's have some hot dogs, guys!
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So, you sent them tickets?
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Did you do that to help Jim or to cause a riot?
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Mm.
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Yes.
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Testing, one, two, three.
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Testing, one, two, nine, people...
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One, two, nine.
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It looks like yesterday's hijinks
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really boosted attendance, so hello, all you fight fans,
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and welcome to Morristown Stadium
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for the second frame in a four-game series
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between your Morristown Frackers and the Butler Barons.
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Oh, boy, did the Frackers beat up on those Barons
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pretty good yesterday, didn't they?
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I mean, literally.
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You know, though,
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as a completely impartial observer,
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I think I do understand the Frackers' anger.
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You see, I was in Butler recently,
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and you know what I saw there, folks?
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I saw a man, and he was beating a dog.
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He was beating it on a public street corner.
266
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Just pounding it.
267
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While a mother and her infant child
268
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just watched all of that and smiled.
269
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They just laughed.
270
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I-I was so confused.
271
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I don't know, I guess it's just the kind of town
272
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that Butler is, huh?
273
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I mean, who's been to Butler, right?
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Who's with me on this?
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Butler. I mean, really.
276
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Then after that disturbing sight,
277
00:12:22,824 --> 00:12:25,294
I went to get some gas, and inside the station
278
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right next to the register, there was a sign.
279
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:30,165
It said, "Take a penny, leave a penny."
280
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So, if you think you smelled the rot of communism, people,
281
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:35,170
well, that's just the red wind
282
00:12:35,203 --> 00:12:37,439
blowing in from the township of Butler.
283
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Butler, Butler, Butler!
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They truly are our eternal enemy
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in a war that will still be fought
286
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long after we've left this earth, people!
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Long afterwards!
288
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Frackers want to thank you all
289
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for coming out to 50-cent-beer day.
290
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Remind you all to please, please drink responsibly.
291
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Ooh! Oh, my!
292
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Here we go again!
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It has begun, people!
294
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Oh, daddy!
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Hey! Hey, buddy.
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You were right about Butler.
297
00:13:32,391 --> 00:13:34,328
Oh, my ex-wife is from there,
298
00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:36,764
and sometimes she would surprise me
299
00:13:36,796 --> 00:13:39,165
in the shower just to laugh at my naked body.
300
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,033
But hey, you made baseball fun again!
301
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This is from me.
302
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- Great.
- Yes.
303
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Thanks a lot, hat man.
304
00:13:48,636 --> 00:13:50,137
Baseball? What baseball?
305
00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,423
The game was a forfeit.
306
00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:55,276
Hey, I-I hope you didn't lose too much at the gate there.
307
00:13:55,309 --> 00:13:57,260
Actually, the fans that didn't get arrested
308
00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:58,845
drank their asses off.
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00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:00,882
I've got four garbage bags full of dough
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back at the stadium.
311
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Your rage is so contagious,
312
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I might be able to pay my loan off early.
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Delighted I can be of help.
314
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But you mean more to me than a 45% spike in revenue,
315
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so I'm not gonna let you call another game
316
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until you figure out your Lucy shit.
317
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Aah!
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Ka-plop, ka-plop, ka-plop! There he is!
319
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Our ringleader!
320
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You made us proud to be from Morristown again.
321
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- Oh.
- Anyway, we got you a little something
322
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as a way of saying thanks.
323
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- Come on.
- Hey!
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Move it!
325
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Make way for the king!
326
00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:32,779
- Move it! Move it!
- All right.
327
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Move your big ass!
328
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Ta-da!
329
00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:38,218
Jesus...
330
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,253
Is that their third-base coach?
331
00:14:40,286 --> 00:14:41,672
Who gives a shit?
332
00:14:41,719 --> 00:14:43,690
We caught his ass trying to get over the outfield fence.
333
00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:46,093
But he's all yours now.
334
00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:48,228
What you want to do with him?
335
00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:52,966
Let him go.
336
00:14:53,816 --> 00:14:55,355
What?
337
00:14:55,441 --> 00:14:58,980
Dale, let him go, please.
338
00:15:00,773 --> 00:15:03,777
All right, boys, let him go.
339
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,583
Geez.
340
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,807
Get your ass back to Butler.
341
00:15:13,686 --> 00:15:16,890
See, this is why people think baseball's boring.
342
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:36,609
Jim. What is it?
343
00:15:36,781 --> 00:15:39,614
Um... look, I'm still angry.
344
00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:42,116
I'm... I'm pretty angry.
345
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:46,019
But I think I'm ready to talk about it.
346
00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:54,113
Um, well, should we go inside your, uh...
347
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:56,593
Yeah. I don't think so.
348
00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:58,325
No, of course we should not do that.
349
00:15:58,434 --> 00:16:00,536
Guys, we're gonna need to take a hard five.
350
00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,958
There's Gatorade and bananas in the cooler.
351
00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:04,433
Need to hydrate!
352
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:08,093
I'm so glad that you are ready to talk.
353
00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:11,672
Look, just know you're not gonna get
354
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:12,648
what you want out of this, all right?
355
00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:15,712
This is not gonna end in hugs and forgiveness.
356
00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,436
Say what you came here to say.
357
00:16:18,469 --> 00:16:19,738
When I walked into our house that day,
358
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,506
you broke me into a million pieces.
359
00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:22,683
And ever since then,
360
00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:24,198
I've been trying to put myself back together,
361
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:25,925
but I just... I can't do it. Okay?
362
00:16:25,997 --> 00:16:28,199
I'm like a plate that got dropped.
363
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:29,812
You try to glue it back together,
364
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,649
but some pieces, they're just... they're gone.
365
00:16:32,773 --> 00:16:35,253
I will never be whole again, ever.
366
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,421
All right?
367
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,223
I think one of those missing pieces
368
00:16:38,256 --> 00:16:40,625
has got to be forgiveness, Lucy, because try as I might,
369
00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:42,360
I just... I cannot forgive you.
370
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:44,229
I will never forgive you.
371
00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:47,666
All that I have left for you now is hatred, okay?
372
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,401
Just know, wherever you are out there,
373
00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:51,136
whatever the hell it is you're doing,
374
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:52,370
I'll be out there, too.
375
00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:54,160
I'm just a burning ember of hatred
376
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,141
directed right at you, okay?
377
00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:56,980
You're my true north.
378
00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:59,565
My hatred will always find you.
379
00:17:06,263 --> 00:17:07,044
Great.
380
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:07,864
Really great.
381
00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:10,175
Okay. What does that mean, "great"?
382
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:14,047
I am so glad that you finally got to tell your truth,
383
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:17,416
but I don't need your forgiveness.
384
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,119
For such a long time, I thought the only thing
385
00:17:20,152 --> 00:17:22,521
that could make me happy was being the woman
386
00:17:22,554 --> 00:17:25,290
that you wanted me to be, but then you outed me,
387
00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:30,128
and I was forced to become the person I wanted to be.
388
00:17:30,162 --> 00:17:35,268
And each day, I get to be more and more myself,
389
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,905
and it is sublime.
390
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:42,040
Sublime? Really? That's it?
391
00:17:42,073 --> 00:17:43,877
I mean, you got to be kidding me.
392
00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,144
Okay, so, you get to live happily ever after
393
00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:48,281
as the biggest frickin' Dom since DeLuise,
394
00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:50,282
and I just eat shit for the rest of my days?
395
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:52,452
I mean, come on!
396
00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:55,655
I hope you find a way to be content, Jim.
397
00:17:55,687 --> 00:17:56,455
Do you?
398
00:17:56,489 --> 00:18:00,093
Oh, and, um, don't wear your slippers
399
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:02,060
in front of your girlfriend.
400
00:18:02,094 --> 00:18:05,198
They make you look like a dink.
401
00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:09,535
Uh, don't wear my slippers?
402
00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:11,371
Have you seen what you're wearing?
403
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,974
Pbht!
404
00:18:21,113 --> 00:18:22,315
So, that must've helped.
405
00:18:22,348 --> 00:18:24,384
Get some... some closure?
406
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:28,020
Brock... Brockmire? Where are you going?
407
00:18:35,226 --> 00:18:38,063
♪ I drove my Chevy down Main Street ♪
408
00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:43,336
♪ All the way to the sky ♪
409
00:18:43,368 --> 00:18:47,205
♪ Just so I could high-five the big guy ♪
410
00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:53,011
♪ Jesus built America in the clouds ♪
411
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:59,551
♪ So heaven has a reason to be proud ♪
412
00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:02,956
♪ Where eagles soar with angels ♪
413
00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:05,959
♪ Where freedom rings true ♪
414
00:19:05,992 --> 00:19:09,127
♪ And the Duke, all the glory ♪
415
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:16,235
Butler!
416
00:19:16,268 --> 00:19:18,204
Well, it looks like the Butler fans
417
00:19:18,236 --> 00:19:20,005
have shown up in force here today.
418
00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:22,008
Wow.
419
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,073
This could get ugly.
420
00:19:27,312 --> 00:19:30,049
Oh.
421
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,751
All right, let's not have a riot, people.
422
00:19:31,783 --> 00:19:33,986
Calm it down.
423
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,222
Oh, man.
424
00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:38,256
People.
425
00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:40,659
People! Hey!
426
00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:44,129
People! Hey, look up here and listen!
427
00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:45,765
What is this even about, people?
428
00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:48,134
I mean, exactly what are we fighting over?
429
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,002
Because let's be honest,
430
00:19:50,036 --> 00:19:52,271
there's no difference between Butler and Morristown
431
00:19:52,303 --> 00:19:54,107
or any of these towns.
432
00:19:54,139 --> 00:19:56,722
Y'all have the same crappy fast-food restaurants,
433
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,745
the same empty main streets
434
00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:01,347
lined with boarded-up storefronts.
435
00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,482
They're scraped-out husks,
436
00:20:03,515 --> 00:20:05,684
victims of the unbridled capitalism
437
00:20:05,717 --> 00:20:08,420
that made a lie out of the American dream.
438
00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:11,390
So let's not make baseball out to be any more important
439
00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:12,866
than it really is.
440
00:20:12,936 --> 00:20:15,595
It's just a diversion that keeps us from pondering
441
00:20:15,627 --> 00:20:17,429
our own personal hells.
442
00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:19,464
So, what do you say, folks?
443
00:20:19,498 --> 00:20:22,468
How about we kill another three hours
444
00:20:22,501 --> 00:20:27,240
on our slow and painful march to the grave?
445
00:20:27,272 --> 00:20:28,707
All right, top of the 1st.
446
00:20:28,741 --> 00:20:31,243
Should have a good one here this afternoon.
447
00:20:31,277 --> 00:20:34,313
Jim. Jim.
448
00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:35,181
You have to see this.
449
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:36,415
Check this out.
450
00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:40,185
So, when everything went crazy the other day,
451
00:20:40,219 --> 00:20:43,523
I recorded the whole thing on my phone.
452
00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:44,324
All right.
453
00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:45,791
This is your baptism, people.
454
00:20:45,825 --> 00:20:47,360
Bathe in the blood
455
00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:48,828
of the people who have wronged you
456
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:51,063
and come out cleansed on the other side!
457
00:20:51,097 --> 00:20:53,366
All your enemies, they're down on that field.
458
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:56,301
Carlo, Moe Green, Barzini!
459
00:20:56,335 --> 00:20:59,472
Tattaglia is a pimp and never could've out-boxed Santino!
460
00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:04,076
Your ex-wives, with their lying
eyes and their spread thighs!
461
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:06,145
All right, so maybe this was about Lucy.
462
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,146
I believe I ultimately admitted that.
463
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,388
Well, I uploaded this yesterday.
464
00:21:10,474 --> 00:21:15,088
Look. Half a million hits.
465
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,521
You're famous again!
466
00:21:18,557 --> 00:21:21,727
Every punch you land is gonna echo throughout all eternity!
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