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Oh, for the...
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That's disgusting!
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Me? You're the one
that's covered in farts.
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And why couldn't you
put on some clothes
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before we left
the village?
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What, seriously?
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You think I'd be caught dead
dressed like a Nazi?
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Those old cannibal women
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had washed and folded
your regular clothes!
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Well, it's also hard
to go back
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after you taste
the freedom of the coconut.
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Master Coconut!
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Nobody gets that!
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You know what I don't get?
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The fact you're not
really a Goddess?
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I was gonna say
fractions.
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I was gonna say fractions!
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I don't get why
she's even with us.
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- I'm here because...
- Because I say so,
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so end of story!
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In return for which...
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I split
the idol with you 50-50.
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I... Wait, no,
I'd split it with you 50-50.
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It comes out the same.
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Yeah, but...
W-Wait, what?
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You, me, and the idol
makes three.
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What do you say?
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Wait, what are they saying?
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- Nothing.
- No,
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what are you
talking about?
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- Nothing!
- Okay! God!
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There are no Gods!
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Will you idiots hold it down?
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Mon Dieu!
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Jesus, loud much?
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Are you trying to attract
apex predators?
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Oh, please.
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I just wiped out
a literal Goddamn boatload
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of Nazi stormtroopers.
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Doesn't get much more
apex than that.
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All right, Mr. Tough Guy,
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you don't have
to chuckle menacingly.
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What? I wasn't!
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Holy shit, look!
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There it is!
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Okay, so just so we're all
on the same page...
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we're walking into
an active volcano.
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Well, that's where
the idol is, so...
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I was double-checking,
Noah!
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I don't know why
you make me so furious.
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For me,
it's his face.
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*ARCHER (2009)
Season 09 Episode 08
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Episode Title:
"Danger Island: A Discovery"
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Sync corrections by srjanapala
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Oh! Oh, come on!
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Put your backs into it!
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If I put my back in
any more,
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it's gonna come gooshin'
out my front.
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Oui, c'est impossible.
I give up.
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- How French.
- You know...
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So, what,
we just sit here
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and wait for a clue
from a Goddamn thrush?
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Pff, thrushes.
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Uh, What are you
talking about?
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Like at the portal
of Erebor?
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Uh...
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Jesus, dummy,
in "The Hobbit"!
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- The what?
- Wait, what?
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- Seriously?
- Holy shit, that's right!
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He's been on this crummy island
four years,
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so he's never heard
of "The Hobbit."
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Which, as we all know,
was published
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just last year, in 1937!
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So what is it,
a motion picture or...
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Damn it, bird!
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- It's a book!
- It's the book!
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It's got dwarves.
It's got goblins.
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It's got wizards.
It's got, um...
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- Hobbits?
- Hobbits!
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Huh.
You guys don't really
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strike me as readers,
especially of fantasy.
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That's because
you're an asshole.
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Might I make
a suggestion?
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I know what you're
gonna say, Mother,
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but even if we had
enough people
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to act out the book,
we don't have time.
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Yeah,
it's long as shit.
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I don't see that
as a negative.
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I don't know,
all those songs?
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- Eh.
- Well, as stupid as this is,
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I was going to suggest
pulling on the door?
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God damn it.
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Lucky guess.
Okay, let's see here.
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Um...
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- Noah!
- Y-Yeah?
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You're on point, buddy.
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Wunderbar.
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Those damn fools
are going to lead me
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straight to the idol...
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And themselves
straight to hell!
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Are you crazy?
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It's pitch-black down there!
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Noah, if I have
to ask you again,
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it's gonna be
in the form of a shove.
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But...
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What the...
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Noah, go open the door.
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How? I can't even see
my hand in front of my face!
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Well,
then I guess you can't...
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See my fists
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swinging around
like a Goddamn windmill
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as I walk toward you, so...
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Ow!
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- Oh.
- God damn it!
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- Did I get you?
- What do you think?
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- Seriously?
- Moron.
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Oh, come on,
I was trying to hit Noah!
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For the love of God, will...
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- There is no...
- Ow!
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Now will someone...
open... the door?
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Okay, God!
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Ooh!
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I think the floor did that.
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Well, it should make this
a lot easier.
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What, a floor
that when you step on it,
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random shit happens?
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Yeah, so I guess everybody
watch your step.
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Uh, that's it?
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Um...
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watch your step and shut up?
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Oh, and I guess
try not to bunch up.
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Sauf toi, Doudou.
Reste à côté de moi!
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Doudou?
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- Doudou!
- Where'd he go?
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Oh, it's just like
the ponies.
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Ah, ho, hoh!
Oh, man.
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That's Hobbit
as balls!
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We must go back!
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We cannot just leave Doudou!
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Well, not to split hairs,
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but he left us, so...
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- Jesus Christ!
- Now what?
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Noah, what the shit
was that?
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Well, I'm not
a volcanologist...
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And glad of it, am I right?
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But the Mua Mua were always
talking about how Tarako
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was way overdue to erupt.
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- Bad news.
- Great.
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Oh, how would
a bunch of cannibals know?
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Oral tradition?
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And, you know,
technically,
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now you're all
cannibals, so...
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I had one little kebab!
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What were we supposed
to do, insult them?
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Plus, I was
pretty hungry.
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Can we just
pick a direction?
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Well, they're both
pretty well lit...
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- I say we turn back.
- Quel choc.
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Then go!
Nobody's stopping you!
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Fine!
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Quoi?
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Merde.
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So... left?
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- I don't care.
- Lefty loosey.
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Okay, and was it just me,
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or when that big rumble
happened,
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was everybody for a second
like, "Oh, my God, Smaug"?
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Yes! Right?
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- Who?
- Oh, my God!
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It's like...
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He's got
no frame of reference.
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Smaug, dickhead!
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The fire-breathing dragon
who lives under the mountain!
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Whoa.
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- God damn it.
- Um...
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So when you say
"way overdue"...
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I don't know, 10 years?
10,000?
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So either way,
probably not great.
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Ugh!
Look.
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It's a dead end!
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Damn it, I said
we should go right!
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No, you didn't!
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Well?
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Okay, so let's double back.
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No, look, I think
there's a door here!
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- Where?
- And-And some crazy
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cannibal cartoons...
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Petroglyphs!
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What do they say?
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Um... uh...
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- Noah!
- Okay.
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It says this is the temple
of the fire God Tarako,
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guarded by the tupua.
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There's a powerful curse...
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Which the Mua Mua already
told me about, so, uh...
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That's pretty good.
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- What?
- What does it say?
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Well, it's a pun.
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It makes a play
on the word for "curse"
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but also the word
for "soup,"
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but it's more like a stew,
I guess, like, um...
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Oh, we don't really have
a word for it in Engl... ow!
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We do have a word
for it! "Stew"!
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Does it say
how to open the door?
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- Yeah, it says "push."
- Idiot.
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Wait, so do we want to talk
about this curse or...
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What?
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- Ooh! - Ooh! - Ooh!
- Ooh! - Ooh!
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Huh.
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Well?
Where's the damn idol?
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Um... Noah?
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- I don't kn...
- Ow!
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Then what the hell good
are you?
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I got us in the door,
didn't I?
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I think it's safe to assume
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we would've tried
pushing on it.
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Maybe eventually, but...
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No, no, it's gotta be here!
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- Come on, help me look.
- Okay.
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- Looking. I'm looking.
- All right.
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Well, if you find a bar,
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I'll take a mai tai,
hold the fruit juice.
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- What the...
- Uh...
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Whoa! Look!
Check it out!
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- Is it a bar?
- Why...
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- would it be a bar?
- Why wouldn't it?
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This whole place is like
a prehistoric Trader Vic's.
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Ooh, I think
her totem pole did it!
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Uh, actually, totem poles
are indigen... ow!
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Holy shit!
Pam, sit on that one.
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Reynaud, sit on yours!
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Okay, uh,
lady whose life I ruined!
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Oh, my God,
I forgot about that.
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- It's working!
- Look at that.
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- Voilà!
- Noah! Princess!
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Come on, go, go, go!
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Holy shit!
It's a giant emerald!
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- That is awesome.
- Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Wait a minute.
Do emeralds glow in the dark?
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No...
but uranium does.
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- Uranium?
- What?
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Seriously?
I bet uranium's worth
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a jillion times more
than emeralds!
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- Sterling, wait!
- What?
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- It's radioactive!
- Oh, of course.
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That's what the whole
"death soup" thing was about.
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God damn it, Noah!
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The Mua Mua legend
says anybody
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who touches the idol
starts puking
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and shitting blood
and then, uh, melts.
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Now you tell us?
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Also, ew?
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Come to think of it,
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I don't know how anybody
could've carved it.
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Why would those cannibals
let us come all this way
257
00:10:28,677 --> 00:10:30,990
to find the damn thing
if they knew it would kill us?
258
00:10:31,058 --> 00:10:32,488
I really can't stress
259
00:10:32,556 --> 00:10:34,350
how much they hate
white people.
260
00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:36,300
Even after
we ate Nazis together?
261
00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:37,584
Oh, yeah. I bet
262
00:10:37,652 --> 00:10:40,097
they're laughing
their well-toned asses off.
263
00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:48,629
Well, then they're not
really our friends.
264
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,162
- Wow.
- Had to be said.
265
00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,271
Okay, so how do we
get it out of here
266
00:10:52,339 --> 00:10:53,959
without shitting ourselves
to death?
267
00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:55,503
- How can we do this?
- Um... - I don't know.
268
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,574
Lead!
269
00:10:56,642 --> 00:10:58,204
- Um...
- So stupid.
270
00:10:58,298 --> 00:10:59,540
Like when you get an X-ray!
271
00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:02,123
Hey, that's right!
Lead's a natural radiation shield!
272
00:11:02,191 --> 00:11:03,310
Hey, he's right!
273
00:11:03,378 --> 00:11:04,386
He's right?
274
00:11:04,454 --> 00:11:06,374
- Yeah, you heard the man.
- Ugh!
275
00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:07,644
So where are we
going to find
276
00:11:07,721 --> 00:11:10,535
enough lead in this place
to wrap it up?
277
00:11:11,386 --> 00:11:14,003
Perhaps I can help.
278
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,972
No, thank you!
279
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,682
Merde!
280
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:28,987
Ugh!
281
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,823
We got company!
282
00:11:33,971 --> 00:11:35,871
Late. Stupid.
283
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:39,696
Hey, Fritz!
You got company!
284
00:11:40,939 --> 00:11:41,972
God damn it.
285
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:47,537
You are powerless
against ueber-Fuchs!
286
00:11:48,807 --> 00:11:51,541
So hey, after we
get outta here...
287
00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:53,334
You think we're gonna
live through this?
288
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,820
Why wouldn't we?
289
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,281
- Reloading!
- Firing!
290
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,038
What the...
291
00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:09,174
God... damn it!
292
00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:11,431
It's not often
you find a primitive people
293
00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,025
who understand
the callback.
294
00:12:13,093 --> 00:12:14,631
Oh! Aw, crap.
295
00:12:14,804 --> 00:12:16,328
I gotta rewrite
my thesis.
296
00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:18,166
Son of a...
297
00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:23,573
Ha-ha!
298
00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:25,515
How do you like them apples?
299
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:33,885
Ow!
300
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,687
I don't like
those apples at all!
301
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,007
Right? Could things
get any worse?
302
00:12:39,921 --> 00:12:41,859
Maybe I am a Goddess!
303
00:12:41,989 --> 00:12:43,140
Ow!
304
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,429
Thank you!
305
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,531
Was ist los?
306
00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:49,069
Holy shit, look!
307
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,773
- Shit!
- Well, shit.
308
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,741
Check it out! Lava!
309
00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:00,335
Oh, I wonder if that's
what the petroglyphs meant
310
00:13:00,403 --> 00:13:01,793
by "death soup."
311
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,225
Oh, yeah, kinda makes sense.
312
00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:05,999
I mean, if you think abo... ow!
313
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:08,184
Guys, come on,
that's dangerous.
314
00:13:09,926 --> 00:13:11,499
Yes, fools!
315
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,657
Cower before me!
316
00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:17,882
Just like the world will cower
before the German Reich
317
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,700
once we have the idol!
318
00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:20,831
Says who?
319
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:23,633
Says mein Fuehrer,
Adolf Hitler!
320
00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:26,491
The idol is pure uranium!
321
00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:29,421
And with it, we will construct
a Wunderwaffe
322
00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:32,694
with the power to destroy
entire cities!
323
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:33,770
Typical.
324
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:36,090
- Of what?
- I don't know, Nazis?
325
00:13:36,158 --> 00:13:37,989
Oh, for the...
Will you do something?
326
00:13:38,057 --> 00:13:40,536
Like what,
play "Dem Bones" at him?
327
00:13:40,604 --> 00:13:43,809
Oh, great,
now that's stuck in my head.
328
00:13:49,889 --> 00:13:50,947
Look! He's empty too!
329
00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:52,854
Well, yeah, but...
330
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,126
Damn!
331
00:13:58,194 --> 00:14:00,479
He's still a giant robot.
332
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:02,494
- Seriously?
- Yeah, look at him.
333
00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:04,080
So you're not
gonna do anything?
334
00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,838
Well, I'm no good
to us dead.
335
00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:07,580
What good are you alive?
336
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,307
And what do you think
you're doing?
337
00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:26,994
I... have company.
338
00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:28,744
God damn it.
339
00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:29,946
Well...
340
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:34,794
Pam!
341
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,195
- No! - No! - No!
- No! - No!
342
00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:41,974
Sterling!
343
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,317
That... was your plan?
344
00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:55,585
It worked, didn't it?
345
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,434
- I mean...
- Get off me, you fool!
346
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,028
Shut up!
347
00:14:59,096 --> 00:15:01,754
Somebody do something!
348
00:15:02,074 --> 00:15:03,754
I will go for help!
349
00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:07,393
Merci, asshole!
350
00:15:07,461 --> 00:15:08,711
Not a problem!
351
00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:11,289
Archer, it's too heavy!
352
00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:13,133
I can't hang on!
353
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:14,554
Hang on!
354
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,672
No, that's what I'm saying.
355
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,687
I'm saying it like
"give me a second."
356
00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:19,896
Yeah, I get that,
357
00:15:19,964 --> 00:15:21,898
- but...
- Jesus Christ, will you shut up?
358
00:15:21,966 --> 00:15:24,161
Nein, nein, nein!
What are you doing?
359
00:15:24,308 --> 00:15:25,844
Sending you...
360
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:27,875
Sterling!
361
00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:30,484
To hell!
362
00:15:30,552 --> 00:15:31,552
Nein!
363
00:15:31,923 --> 00:15:33,656
- No!
- Sterling!
364
00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:37,508
Oh, for the love of God!
365
00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:41,593
This actually...
weighs the same.
366
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,561
I realize that, idiot!
367
00:15:43,629 --> 00:15:45,598
Oh, I'm the idiot?
368
00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:46,807
I mean...
369
00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,761
What! Wait!
No, no, no!
370
00:15:48,829 --> 00:15:50,695
Archer, no! Hang on!
371
00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:52,312
Oh, hey, Princess!
372
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,947
Listen... listen,
if we ever meet again...
373
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:56,945
- Sterling, no!
- Don't let go!
374
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:58,879
Just remember this...
375
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:02,319
we were this close to banging.
376
00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:06,062
No, we weren't.
377
00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:08,753
Yes, we...
were!
378
00:16:10,487 --> 00:16:12,011
Sterling!
379
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,972
Nein!
380
00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:21,464
This close.
381
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,192
Oh.
382
00:18:46,406 --> 00:18:48,215
Oh, oh.
383
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,212
Oh, for the...
Come on, seriously?
384
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,340
What, you couldn't find
a snow globe?
385
00:18:54,893 --> 00:18:56,567
Oh, quit your bitching.
386
00:18:56,715 --> 00:18:59,364
Good morning... Mother!
387
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,612
Shut up.
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