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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) So someone finally shot you.
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I should be able to go home today,
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but my control freak of a doctor wants
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to keep me here forever.
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You can't leave.
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Oh yeah, watch me.
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Hey, you okay?
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You don't sound so good.
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I refuse to lie in a stupid bed
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and be treated like some helpless child.
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Taxi.
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See you later, Jake.
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I'm really hurting here.
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What's going on?
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Help me, man.
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Hey, hey, $3.50. $3.50?
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We only went 20 yards.
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And the back, $3.50. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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this is stupid money.
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And let me give you a tip, too.
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Why don't you buy one of those pine
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tree air fresheners?
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And hang it around your neck.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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You okay?
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I'm doing a lot worse than I thought.
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Help me inside, will you?
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Let's go.
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Hurry up, Margaret.
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Give me a cigarette, will you?
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I'm dying here.
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Oh, I'm gonna go to hell for this,
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John.
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You can't smoke in a hospital.
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Yeah, right.
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You couldn't get high in my freshman dorm,
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either.
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Open the window for me, will you?
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All right, I'll fire this up.
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You watch the door.
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Oh, God, yes.
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Ahem, ahem, ahem.
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Relax, will you?
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I'm blowing it out the window.
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Smoking in a hospital.
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You're an even bigger ass than I thought.
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She brought him.
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Look, I can't explain.
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I...
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Oh, it's okay.
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I know how he can be.
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Give me that.
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Here.
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Oh.
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So it appears I was right about you
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not being ready to leave the hospital.
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I wouldn't mind hearing an apology.
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Ha!
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He owes me one.
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He owes everybody one.
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Oh, all right.
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It's not inconceivable that your assessment of my
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medical condition, both from a physical and emotional
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standpoint, was not entirely, and only in as
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much as it applies to last night, without
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merit.
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Even without a cigarette, he's still blowing smoke.
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All right, you...
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You were right.
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I was wrong.
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Now, when do I get out?
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In a few days.
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It'll be at least a week before you
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can go back to work.
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What?
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Oh, relax, John.
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I already called the referral agency, and they're
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sending someone over to fill in for you.
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No, you can't replace me with just anybody.
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My patients trust me.
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They know me.
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They certainly do.
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The police are checking them out as possible
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suspects.
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You're late.
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I have lived in New York my whole
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life, and I thought that I had seen
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it all.
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But this morning, there was a cow on
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the subway tracks.
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What happened?
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Nuh-uh.
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Is the new doctor here yet?
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Yes, his name is Dr. Clark, and he's
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so nice.
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He's not like Dr. Becker at all.
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He seems to actually like people.
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Well, the agency gave him very high marks.
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You know he's a retired pediatrician.
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Oh, Dr. Clark, this is Margaret Wyborn.
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Oh, yes, we spoke on the phone.
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Nice to meet you, Doctor.
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Oh, here comes the big, brave boy.
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Now, this nice lady is gonna run a
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little test on your tinkle...
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so we can make your boo-boo all
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better.
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Now, here's your lolly.
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Uh, yeah.
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I-I gotta be going.
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Call me if you have any problems making
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duty.
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Cute kid.
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Hey!
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Anybody out there?
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I've been waiting here for hours!
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Hey!
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The man across the hall came out of
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an eight-year coma to ask that you
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please shut up!
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I've been waiting for a wheelchair, but apparently
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the nurses are all too busy neglecting other
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patients.
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Actually, they're busy planning a party in honor
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of your leaving, which means that as of
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this moment, you are officially no longer my
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patient.
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Free at last.
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Sorry I'm late, Becker.
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I set up a big sheet cake at
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the nurse's desk and I stomped and had
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a piece.
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Stop flapping your lips, get my stuff, and
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let's go.
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Why exactly did you save his life?
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Had to.
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Took an oath.
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Why'd you volunteer to take him home?
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Had to.
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Lost a coin toss.
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Come on, Becker, let's go.
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Goodbye, Dr. Becker.
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Stay healthy.
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Please.
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Is the new doctor here yet?
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He just called from his cell phone and
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I think he's on his way.
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You're not sure?
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The connection was really bad and I couldn't
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quite understand what he was saying.
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Oh, hello, Doctor.
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Hello.
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I'm Margaret, the office manager, and this is
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Lyndon.
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Ah, yes.
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Excuse me?
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Yes, yes.
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Linda, could you help him with that?
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Help him with what?
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All right, I'll try.
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Let's go into Dr. Becker's office.
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If you see anything you want, just point.
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Yes.
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Should have been a clue when he didn't
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have a vowel in his name.
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Hey, foreign guy!
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Do you really like that music or is
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it just the thrill of having electricity?
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Man, they're at it again.
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Oh, Vinny!
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Oh, come on!
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Nobody's that good!
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Aw, you're happy, Vinny?
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You woke the baby again.
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Oh, crap.
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Stop banging on my door.
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I'm not buying any of your damn cookies.
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No!
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Oh, come on, come on.
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If only I'd run that fast when we
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first met.
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Boo.
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Neighbors getting on your nerves?
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Unbelievable.
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I've never been here during the day.
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I mean, these people are animals.
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They should be living in trees.
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Oh, I see.
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Kenny G.'s idiot cousin.
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Hey!
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You know, you practice all day and you
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still sound like crap.
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Shut up!
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What'd you do?
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Bring me another one of your lousy burgers?
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No, I came over because I was feeling
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too good about myself.
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I'm gonna go wash my hands.
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Why?
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Have you been in your elevator lately?
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Oh, damn, kid.
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What?
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Oh.
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It's you.
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I was expecting a little girl.
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Well, I'll be out of your way in
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a minute.
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I just happen to be in the neighborhood,
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so I thought I'd see how you're doing.
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Ah.
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Uh, well, come on in.
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Nice place.
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Sort of early crime scene.
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It's messy, but it's clean.
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There is a cockroach the size of my
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fist in your bathroom.
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So step on it.
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I did.
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That just made it angry.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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All right, fine.
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You two chat.
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I've been dying to kill something all day.
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Gee, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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No, I just came by to drop off
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his lunch.
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Um, look, I don't mean to be nosy,
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but I saw you at the hospital a
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lot, and, of course, now I'm seeing you
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here, and I was just wondering if you
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and he are...
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Oh, me and Becker?
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No.
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God, no.
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I mean, how low would your self-esteem
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have to be to get involved with...
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Oh.
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Not that a nice, normal woman couldn't...
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No, it's okay.
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It's okay.
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It's just that he's...
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I mean, he...
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I'm not really sure what's wrong with me
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either.
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Couldn't kill it either, could you?
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Not without backup.
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Well, I'll see you later, Becker.
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Nice to see you, Dr. Carson.
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Good luck.
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I guess.
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Bye-bye.
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What can I say?
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This ex isn't that good, but I need
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the money for school.
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So I don't get it.
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I thought we were officially through with each
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other.
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We are.
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So?
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So...
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Well, the last couple of days, I've been
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thinking about how unpleasant it was having you
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as my patient, how you questioned my every
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decision, how we fought constantly, and how I
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never once walked out of your room without
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feeling so angry.
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I just wanted to strangle you.
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Well, I don't entirely miss that.
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What?
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Look, we're not teenagers, so there's no reason
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to be cute or coy.
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There's no reason we can't handle this like
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adults.
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I like you.
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Do you like me?
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Well, I just asked if you liked me.
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If you have to think about it, I
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guess I have my answer.
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No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I'm just surprised, that's all.
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Well, I mean, I never thought of you
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thinking of me in that way.
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I mean, I...
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I guess I noticed that you were sort
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of bright and not really unattractive, but...
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I mean, I figured you hated me, so
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why bring it up?
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Is that a yes?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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Now what?
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Well, we could, uh...
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I don't know, go out to dinner or...
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I thought I wasn't supposed to go out
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for a week, that's what you said.
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Well, we could always have dinner...
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here.
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Oh.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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Well, Friday?
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I'm on call.
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Saturday?
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On call.
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Sunday?
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Niece's birthday party, then I'm on call.
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Hey, you want to help me out here?
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This was your idea.
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Well, you could offer me some coffee now.
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Yeah, I could, if I had some.
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Uh...
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Yeah, wait a minute, I got an idea.
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Uh...
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Want to split a hamburger?
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Love to.
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Yeah.
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Oh, don't tell me.
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What, you on call?
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Look, you were doing okay, don't be a
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jerk.
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No, actually, I'm relieved.
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I hate first dates, all that getting-to
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-know-you crap.
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Yeah, yeah, it's a real drag.
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Look, why don't you give me a french
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fry?
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We can call this our first date, then
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it'll be over.
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Cool.
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I just saved, like, 80 bucks.
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This was real nice.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll have to do this again sometime
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soon.
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Yeah.
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I'll call you.
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Now, remember, Mrs. Pinsick, even if you start
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to feel better, I want you to finish
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all the antibiotic, okay?
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It was very nice to meet you.
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Nice woman.
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Just give me a moment and, uh, send
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the next patient back, okay?
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Okay.
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Fasten your seatbelt.
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You're in for one hell of a romantic
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evening.
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Go on, go on, go on.
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Get back in your cave, will you?
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Check this out.
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The Jake first date experience in a bag.
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Got some lobster fettuccine, tiramisu, linen tablecloth, scented
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candles, and Miles Davis, a man I like
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to call the closer.
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Aw, great.
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It's old Vinnie time.
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There's a couple upstairs.
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Never stops.
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All right, Vinnie.
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Oh, come on, Vinnie.
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Even a train stops.
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Hey, look, John, if you hammer on people
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like that when Liz is here, she's gonna
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take a cab on you.
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Ah, she saw how I was at the
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hospital.
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Yeah, but, John, all right, if you want
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this woman to like you, you have to
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show her the nice becker, the romantic becker,
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you know, the pretend becker.
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Now, listen, if you've got a problem with
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your neighbors, work it out.
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You know, talk to them, write them a
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note.
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You know something?
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You're right.
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Hey, give me a break, will you, butthead?
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Yeah, yeah, nice little polite note.
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That's a good idea.
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Forget what I said.
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A bottle of chloroform and a rope couldn't
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keep that woman here.
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See you later.
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Thank you, Mr. Franklin.
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Well, that was the last patient.
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How do I look?
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Not subtle.
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Good.
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I want to look my best for Dr.
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Iverson.
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He's single, he's a Libra, and he's never
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been arrested.
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How do you know all that?
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I engaged him in conversation and I listened.
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Thank you, Cosmo.
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Well, okay, but don't do anything to ruin
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this.
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He's the last available doctor the agency has.
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Thanks for a great day, ladies.
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Good night.
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00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,260
Good night.
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00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:06,440
Hi.
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00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,800
Uh, why don't you come on in?
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00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:16,390
You didn't have to go to all this
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trouble.
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00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:18,450
Uh, neither did you.
408
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,330
I mean, what I meant is, uh, I
409
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,530
didn't expect you to look so good.
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00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,490
Thank you.
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00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:28,370
Yeah, uh, why don't you go ahead and
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00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:28,890
have a seat?
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00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,080
So...
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00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:40,660
So...
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00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,440
Oh, I love Chardonnay.
416
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,820
That's what I got.
417
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,080
Sorry.
418
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,320
You don't do this very much, do you?
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00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,620
Not since my last divorce.
420
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,020
How many times have you been married?
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Twice.
422
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:02,520
You?
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00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,460
Once.
424
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:04,940
Any kids?
425
00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:06,720
Just my ex-husband.
426
00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:12,530
Any hobbies?
427
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:14,030
Smoking.
428
00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:16,910
You?
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00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:18,630
Baseball.
430
00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:19,390
Really?
431
00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,010
Mets or Yankees?
432
00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:22,390
Hey, I'm a real New Yorker.
433
00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:24,170
So whichever one has a shot, right?
434
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:24,810
Exactly.
435
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:28,090
We're doing all right.
436
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,770
Yeah, yeah, this isn't nearly as horrible as
437
00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:31,570
I thought it would be.
438
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:33,770
Thank you.
439
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,910
I'm actually kind of having fun.
440
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:37,090
Me, too.
441
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:39,790
Go away!
442
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:44,650
Please!
443
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,490
Hold on a second, will you?
444
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:51,790
What?
445
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,850
Listen, Becker, I got you a little note.
446
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:56,090
And if you think we're only gonna have
447
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,910
sex when it's convenient for you, think again.
448
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:00,270
Jerk.
449
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,270
I-I can explain.
450
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,970
You don't owe me any explanations.
451
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,570
No, no, no, see, it's just that she
452
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,270
likes to have sex in the afternoon.
453
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:10,170
And you don't.
454
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:13,130
No, oh, no, it's, it's, the problem is
455
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:14,910
she's kind of a screamer, so...
456
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:16,810
Hold, hold that thought, will you?
457
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,650
Hey, look, I got something going here.
458
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,030
What are you...
459
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,710
You don't like the baby crying, you do
460
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:21,450
something about it.
461
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,070
You're the one responsible for this.
462
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,370
Does she know about the other one?
463
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,190
Oh, I can explain this, too.
464
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:27,710
See, oh...
465
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,310
Did you tell my son you were gonna
466
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,070
kill Barney?
467
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,710
Oh, all right, yes.
468
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,410
His brother's name is Barney.
469
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,390
Oh, I, no, I meant I was gonna
470
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,850
kill Barney the dinosaur.
471
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,170
You actually said that?
472
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,590
Like that's a bad idea?
473
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:47,010
Hey, hey, I teach saxophone to pay my
474
00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:47,410
rent.
475
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,070
He wants to throw me out on the
476
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:49,450
street.
477
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,210
You teach?
478
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:51,370
I mean, you suck.
479
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:53,170
You gotta be kidding me.
480
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:54,530
Maybe, maybe I should come back another time.
481
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:55,990
No, no, no, no, don't, don't go anywhere,
482
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:56,310
please.
483
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:57,390
See, this is their fault.
484
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,790
No, hey, shut up for a second, will
485
00:18:58,790 --> 00:18:58,890
you?
486
00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:01,350
See, the thing is, they were bothering me,
487
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:03,230
so I wrote them all nice, polite little
488
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:03,470
notes.
489
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,890
Mine was stuck to the door with a
490
00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:06,210
knife.
491
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:06,650
No.
492
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,830
Oh, you know, that's, you know, I've tried
493
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,210
to be nice to you people, I really
494
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,910
have, but there's just no living with you.
495
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,750
You're a bunch of loud, selfish, inconsiderate, mouth
496
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,050
-breathing, knuckle-dragging imbeciles.
497
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,810
And if I left anyone out, I'm sorry.
498
00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:21,490
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
499
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:22,610
Give him a break.
500
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,490
He's on a lot of medication.
501
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:26,690
Oh, please, don't listen to her.
502
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,870
She's just another one of his whores.
503
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:32,310
He's got prostitutes coming and going all day.
504
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,350
Women and men.
505
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:34,870
Hello.
506
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,790
Go on, get out of here.
507
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:41,970
Get out of here.
508
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:43,250
Go on, go on.
509
00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:45,650
Hey, hey, hey, watch the door, Ironside.
510
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,390
All right, all right, look, you wanted to
511
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,010
get to know me, this is me, you
512
00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:54,110
know?
513
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,770
Look, look, I like you, but I can't
514
00:19:57,770 --> 00:19:59,690
pretend to be somebody else just for the
515
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:01,710
sake of a relationship, which, if history's taught
516
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,010
me anything, is not gonna go anywhere anyway.
517
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,090
It was worth a shot, but, you know,
518
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,450
you still have most of your looks left.
519
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,290
You know, if you want to...
520
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,150
If you want to move on, you know,
521
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,030
no hard feelings.
522
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,180
Boy, you must really be screwed up.
523
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:31,320
I know.
524
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,140
Tonight's Brit flick's got Windsor Davis in it.
525
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,380
Carry on England at ten, after Ross has
526
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,760
a big decision to make in Frasier next.
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