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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) I told you in the lobby, I didn't
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steal your stupid news week.
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It's Liz.
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Oh, hey, come on in, it's open.
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Hey, I was about to call Ming's Palace,
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what do you want, a lo mein or
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a mu shu?
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No way, no more take out.
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Even Chinese cannibals don't eat this much Chinese.
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Tonight, I'm cooking.
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Can you cook Chinese?
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I'm making gazpacho, you can use chopsticks if
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you want to.
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So how was your day?
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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Catch me, I'm weak in the knees.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I'm just going to go freshen up
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and I'll get dinner started in a minute.
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All right.
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Driver's license.
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Oh, boy.
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I'm glad I didn't see that picture first.
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National Organization for Women has a credit card?
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For what, shoes?
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John?
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Yeah?
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There's a wine in there if you want
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to open it.
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Okay.
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Aspirin.
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Lifesaver.
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Pepper spray.
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Must have come with that credit card.
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Did you open it?
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What?
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I didn't open anything.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I probably shouldn't have asked you.
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Probably hard with your shoulder and everything.
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How is it?
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Oh, a little stiff, actually.
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You know, something made me feel a little
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better.
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Maybe I should take a couple of aspirins.
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You want to give me some?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I don't have any aspirin.
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Really?
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You're not going to believe this.
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Last night, I'm with Liz, right?
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My shoulder's hurting and I ask her for
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a couple of aspirin, which I happen to
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know she has in her purse.
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She lies to me and tells me she
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doesn't have any.
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You haven't been here for two weeks.
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No hello?
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No nothing?
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Hello.
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Does that do it for you?
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Hello.
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There's one for you, too.
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So don't you start bitching.
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You know, the amazing thing isn't that you
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got shot, it's that you don't get shot
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more often.
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Hey, just try to focus, will you, please?
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The amazing thing is that Liz didn't give
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me any aspirin.
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I knew for a fact she had aspirin
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in her purse.
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How did you know she had aspirin in
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her purse?
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That's not important.
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See, the point is...
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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How did you know?
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You snooped through her purse, didn't you?
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What?
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No.
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No, I did not snoop through her purse.
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The purse was sitting on my counter.
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It was wide open and I happened to
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notice a tin of aspirin.
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Oh, so it was right on top.
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It was near the top.
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So you had to move other stuff out
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of the way to see it?
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All right, fine.
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It was right on the top.
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Anyway, here's what's bothering me.
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Becker, don't you see how dishonest this is?
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Exactly.
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How can I trust someone who would lie
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to me about aspirin?
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How can she trust someone who's going to
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snoop through her purse?
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She makes a good point.
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Oh, you know, why don't we even bother
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talking to you people?
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Just give me some coffee, will you?
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How do you know I have coffee?
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Oh, shut up.
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You know, I make that coffee to go,
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as a matter of fact.
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I always make it to go.
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Now go.
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Greetings, riff-raff.
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Headlights.
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Deadlights.
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So Bob just came from a settlement conference
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with his soon-to-be ex-wife.
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It worked out well.
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We did a 50-50 split.
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She gets to live inside the house, and
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I get to live outside.
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I don't even know your ex-wife, Bob,
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but I really like her.
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Bottom line, this wrinkled little thing is all
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Bob has left in the whole world.
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Oh, please tell me he's holding up money.
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Yep.
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My last dollar.
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Ah, but I guess things could be worse.
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At least I'm better off than old Viewmaster
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here.
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Bob, lay off Jake.
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Every time you're in here, you call him
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Viewmaster, Deadlights, Blinky, Hawkeye, Specs, Little Steve.
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Okay, Reg, you've made your points.
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Hey, it's all right.
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I mean, Bob's going through a rough time.
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I mean, put guys down to a lousy
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dollar.
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I mean, what can you buy for a
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buck?
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Well, except for maybe dreams.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, nothing.
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You know what?
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This is none of my business.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Bob is intrigued.
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Tell me more.
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Listen, if it were me, I'd be tempted
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to go buy a lotto scratcher, try and
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change my luck.
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Hey, what have I got to lose?
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I'll give it a try.
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Yeah, knock yourself out.
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You carry them on you?
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Well, I keep one in my pocket just
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to pick stuff out of my teeth.
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Hey, Bob won 20 bucks.
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What?
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All right.
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This'll buy three new dress shirts and a
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half a pound of faux crab meat.
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Well, if that's all you need in life,
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fine.
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I mean, but the grand prize is $50
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,000.
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Now that's life-changing money.
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50 grand?
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You're right.
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This could be a whole new beginning.
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Give me 20 more tickets.
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Coming right up.
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Hey, thanks for looking out for me.
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Well, you know, as best you can.
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Jake, what are you doing?
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You hate that little grease stain.
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Besides, no one ever wins those things.
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It's an excuse to get pathetic losers to
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blow their life savings.
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I mean, you know, okay, you may win
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a little, but eventually...
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Oh, you're evil.
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I'm gonna make them think that there's a
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light at the end of the tunnel.
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Then I'm gonna be the train coming the
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other way.
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Margaret, don't just stand there.
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We have to get everything ready for the
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party.
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Dr. Beck is coming back today.
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Believe me, the party's over.
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Don't worry.
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I won't make a big deal.
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Here, put this on.
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And here's your noisemaker.
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Now come over here and help me move
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the piano.
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Linda, we are not having a party.
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He would hate that.
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Well, maybe Dr. Becker's not so crabby anymore.
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After all, he was shot.
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That changes a person.
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It's like in those old movies where the
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meanest, nastiest, grumpiest, most stick-up-his-butt
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guy in town has a brush with death
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and suddenly turns nice.
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Oh, uh...
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I was talking about somebody else with the
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stick-up-his-butt.
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Welcome back.
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John, welcome back.
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How are you feeling?
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Get this.
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Last night, Liz lied to me about having
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aspirin in her purse because she didn't want
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to give me any.
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What do you think of that?
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How did you know she had aspirin in
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her purse?
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Why does everybody keep missing the point of
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this story?
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You snooped through her purse, didn't you?
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No, I did not.
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Look, this is not about snooping.
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This is about being honest, which Liz wasn't,
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when she lied to me about the aspirin.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, you know...
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Anyway, I want this to be an easy
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day for you, so I've cut back on
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your appointments.
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Now, if you need anything at all, you
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just ask me, because I don't want you
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to have to...
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Margaret, Margaret, I'm fine.
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Don't worry.
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I can take care of myself.
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Help me take this off, will you?
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All right, but just make sure that you
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change your bandage every three hours.
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Yes, Mother.
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Now, you want to burp me, or can
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I see my first patient?
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Oh, all right.
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No, Fleckman isn't one, and from what he
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said, it's just simple dermatitis.
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I'm sure he only needs cortisone cream.
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Thank you for your diagnosis, Doctor, and if
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you don't mind, I'll look for myself.
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Oh, geez.
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Mr. Fleckman, you're naked.
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Why?
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I got a little rash.
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I thought you might want to take a
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look at it.
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Well, I don't really have much of a
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choice at this point, do I?
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You know, we got paper gowns for just
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such an occasion.
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Now, we got lead goggles for just such
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an occasion.
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Hey, I got nothing to be ashamed of.
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You know, the human body's a beautiful thing.
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Oh, well, some are, some aren't.
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All right.
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You want to show me where this rash
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of yours is?
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Yes.
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Right here.
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Ah.
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So what do you think I got?
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No regard whatsoever for your fellow man, you
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know?
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Here's where I'm at.
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Liz didn't want me to have any of
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her aspirin.
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Why?
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Why?
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You know, is she selfish?
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Is she a liar?
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Is this some kind of mind game?
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Dammit, things were going so well, and now
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this aspirin thing.
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Well, maybe she's hoarding aspirin because to go
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out with you, she needs all the aspirin
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she can get.
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Or here's a crazy thought.
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Maybe she simply forgot she had aspirin in
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her purse.
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It's an intriguing theory.
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I'm going to check that out.
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I'll get back to you.
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I'll be on the edge of my seat.
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Hey, Gulliver, I'm trying to get in.
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You mind?
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Yeah, not so much, now that I'm getting
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out.
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So, Jake, you know those tickets you sold
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me?
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Sure do.
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Well, I won a hundred bucks.
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I'm sorry, Bob, you can't win...
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What?
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Just like you said.
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Bob's luck is changing.
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Now pay up.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Reg, is this true?
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Afraid so.
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He's got three Giulianis.
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Hey, that's cool, Bob.
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I mean, not that a hundred bucks will
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change your life, but it is an opportunity
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to invest in a hundred more chances to
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win the big money.
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The really big, life-changing money.
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THE BIG MONEY What are you doing?
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Huh?
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Oh, just cleaning out my wallet.
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It's amazing, all the junk you accumulate.
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I mean, I got stuff in here I
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never use.
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Like money?
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Huh.
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No, I mean...
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Oh, I like this.
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Yeah.
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I got a coupon for free yogurt, expired
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a year ago.
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Dry cleaning receipts.
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I completely forgot I had that.
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Has that ever happened to you?
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You know, do you ever forget you have
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stuff in, I don't know, your purse?
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Never.
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I know everything in my purse.
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Everything.
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Nothing.
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Really.
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Why would you say that?
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I was not snooping in her purse.
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Anyway, the point is, if she knows every
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single thing that's in her purse, why didn't
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she give me the aspirin?
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Right.
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Is it okay if I use your bathroom?
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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In there.
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John, you are getting too worked up about
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this.
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It can't be good for your blood pressure.
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I mean, after all, you are still recuperating.
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Margaret, I'm fine.
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Well, just the same, I moved some appointments
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around for you this afternoon so that you
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can have an hour to relax.
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Oh, good.
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Give me some time to sort out this
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aspirin thing.
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No!
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I meant if you want to take a
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rest or- Margaret, will you stop, please?
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I don't need a nanny.
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Will you quit hovering around me like one
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of those, come on, help me here, what
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hovers?
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Forget it.
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Fine.
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Oh, good, Linda, I'm glad you're here.
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You are?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I want to ask you something.
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It has to do with aspirin.
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I'm allergic to aspirin.
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That doesn't matter.
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It could be anything.
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It could be oranges, it could be cars.
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It doesn't matter.
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Hmm, let me think.
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What could be aspirin, oranges, or cars?
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It doesn't matter.
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I get it.
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Okay, I have one for you now.
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What has two legs but can't walk?
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Has two eyes but can't see?
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It's a potato.
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No, that's not right.
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Damn, I'm a loser.
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We know that, Bob.
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How's the lottery going?
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What was Bob thinking?
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The lottery, the fool's game.
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Jake, I want to turn in the rest
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of these tickets and get my money back.
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I mean, come on, Bob.
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The eye's on the prize.
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I mean, 50 G's, that's financially impossible.
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Financial security, a big gold ring that says
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Bob across three fingers.
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Who knows?
401
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Maybe even a place to live.
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Yeah, a big gold ring.
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Forget what I said.
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I can do this.
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All right.
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00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,530
Well, Red, you were wrong.
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She didn't forget she had any aspirin.
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I mean, she told me she knows every
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single thing that's in her purse.
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Did she know you were in her purse?
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Don't try and change the subject.
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You know what I think?
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I think you're trying to sabotage this relationship
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because for the first time in years, you
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realize you're growing close to someone and it
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scares you to death.
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So you're trying to create a problem where
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there isn't a problem.
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That's what I think.
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Boy, two months of psych 101 and it's
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Vienna all over again.
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Forget it.
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Here, aspirin, a lifetime supply.
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Why would you buy this much aspirin?
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00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,990
Well, when you're here, I give them out
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instead of mints.
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00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,570
Oh my God, Bob won, Bob won!
428
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:20,010
Again?
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00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,330
What'd you get this time, Bob?
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20 bucks, 50 bucks?
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10 grand.
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You're a liar.
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No, it's true.
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And it's all thanks to you, man.
435
00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:28,910
No, it can't be.
436
00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:30,790
Hey, some schmuck wins every minute.
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00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:31,830
This time it's Bob.
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00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:32,730
Hold on, Bob.
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00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:36,390
$10,000, is that really life-changing money?
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00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,350
Not this time, Lens Crafter.
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Bob don't want to quit while he's ahead.
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He's a very happy man.
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00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,830
Boy, if my ex-wife knew about this,
444
00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:45,990
it would kill her.
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00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:47,950
God, I hope she's home.
446
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:58,210
♪♪ How could Reggie say I'm not capable
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00:14:58,210 --> 00:14:59,730
of having a relationship with a woman?
448
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I mean, can you believe that?
449
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,630
Me, I've been married and divorced twice.
450
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:03,670
Doesn't that say something?
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You're right.
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00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,370
Everybody else in the world is wrong.
453
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,150
Is that the answer you're looking for?
454
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:11,470
Well, it happens to be the right answer,
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00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:12,490
but I don't think it's coming from the
456
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right place.
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00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,050
Whatever you say.
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00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,770
It's time for you to take your antibiotics.
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I'll take them when I'm ready.
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00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:21,230
John, it says four times daily, and you
461
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:21,410
always...
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00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:23,530
Margaret, I got one woman in my life
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00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,530
who won't give me any pills.
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00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,810
The other one's trying to shove them down
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my throat.
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00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,090
Something's wrong, I can tell.
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00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,810
Ever since you got back, all you've done
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00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,630
is babble about aspirin.
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00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:51,190
Meanwhile, I have done everything I can to
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00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,870
try and make things easier for you, but
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you treat me like I am just one
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more annoyance in your life.
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00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:56,810
Look, Margaret.
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You were shot, John.
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You could have died, and you act like
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nothing even happened.
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00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,350
Look, I'm trying not to dwell on it.
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00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,930
I want to put all that behind me.
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00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,430
Well, I can't.
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00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,890
Why is it when people try to get
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00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,630
close to you, all you do is push
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00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:16,130
them away?
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00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:20,790
God knows why, but I care about you.
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00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,520
Margaret, you know that I...
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Well, I mean, we...
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00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:31,470
What was that?
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00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,610
You care about me, too?
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00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:35,590
Well, yeah, you know.
489
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,990
And you appreciate the things I do for
490
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:39,210
you?
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And maybe you even need me?
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00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,090
That's good.
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00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,490
And over the years, you've grown to feel
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a true and lasting affection for me?
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00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:52,370
Yeah, all that.
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00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:57,350
Thank you.
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00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:05,970
Hey, guys.
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Becker, if the word aspirin comes out of
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your mouth, you're gonna eat the sponge.
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00:17:09,869 --> 00:17:10,829
Oh, no, no, don't worry.
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00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,369
I'm completely over that.
502
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:15,410
Yeah, it's been recently brought to my attention
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that when it comes to relationships, my priorities
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00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,470
might be a little out of whack.
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00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,970
Excuse me, but I'm the one who told
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you that.
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00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,910
Oh, come on, Reg.
508
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:25,170
Don't be so self-absorbed.
509
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,010
This is about me.
510
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,670
Bob is depressed.
511
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,590
Yeah, well, don't ask her for help.
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00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:34,930
She hasn't been right yet.
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00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,650
Turns out since Bob's ex isn't his ex
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yet, she's taking her claim to half of
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Bob's lottery winnings.
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Oh, don't, bitch.
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00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:43,370
You still got five grand.
518
00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,170
Yeah, but all that's going to Bob's creditors
519
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:45,670
and the IRS.
520
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,670
All Bob has left are his good looks.
521
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,890
Well, at least you've got your health.
522
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:52,470
Not even.
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00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,550
Turns out Bob's allergic to the coating on
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the lottery tickets.
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Painful rash.
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00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,390
Now you know why they're called scratchers.
527
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:02,250
So Bob itches, Bob's broke, and he's got
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00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,430
$200 in medical bills.
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00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:05,210
Bob is screwed, and not in a good
530
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:05,430
way.
531
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,310
Jake is back.
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00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,090
Hi there.
533
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,110
You didn't have to tell me this time.
534
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:27,450
Thanks.
535
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,750
It's good to finally be here.
536
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:32,830
My day sucked.
537
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:33,890
Oh, really?
538
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:34,430
I'm sorry.
539
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,290
Hey, if you don't want to go to
540
00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,250
a movie, we can stay here.
541
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,250
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
542
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:38,850
I'll be fine.
543
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:40,910
I just have a little headache.
544
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:43,890
Could you get me some water?
545
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:45,830
For what?
546
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:47,950
I'm going to take an aspirin.
547
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,470
You're going to take my aspirin?
548
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,330
Yeah, is that a problem?
549
00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:55,290
Are you out of your mind?
550
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:56,950
Excuse me?
551
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,930
A couple of nights ago I asked you
552
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,390
point-blank whether or not you had any
553
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,370
aspirin in your purse, and you said no.
554
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,450
I don't have any aspirin in my purse.
555
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:04,910
Oh, yeah?
556
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,290
What do you call this?
557
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:09,630
An aspirin tin.
558
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:10,870
Exactly, and what's in it?
559
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,030
Allergy pills.
560
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:13,390
What?
561
00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,030
I keep them in there because it's a
562
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,270
perfect size for my purse.
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00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:19,750
Oh.
564
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,190
Okay, well, then let me just get you
565
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:23,690
that water.
566
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:29,870
Oh, John.
567
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:30,470
Yeah?
568
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:34,150
How'd you know what was in my purse?
569
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,090
Oh, let's not go off on all kinds
570
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:36,850
of tangents here.
571
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:38,150
You went through my things.
572
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,790
It wasn't as bad as it sounds.
573
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,170
See, what happened is you...
574
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,350
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
575
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,690
You went straight to my file cabinet to
576
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:49,270
get the aspirin.
577
00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:50,330
How do you know I keep it there?
578
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,990
Well, that's where you keep all of your
579
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:53,310
medicine.
580
00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:54,730
How do you know where I keep my
581
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:55,030
medicine?
582
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:59,970
Well, the other day I was looking for
583
00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:00,350
something.
584
00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:01,830
You were snooping.
585
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:03,810
You know what?
586
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,150
We're gonna be late for that movie.
587
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:06,110
Oh, no, come on.
588
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:07,210
Don't change the subject here.
589
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,350
What were you looking for?
590
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:10,990
You looked through my purse.
591
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:12,750
I looked through your drawers.
592
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:15,010
Let's just say we're both a little screwed
593
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,110
up and call it even.
594
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,990
Ah, well, I don't know about even.
595
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,290
I think you're a little more screwed up
596
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:20,810
than I am.
597
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:21,730
I mean, I'm not the one who has
598
00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:23,370
therapy every Tuesday morning.
599
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,910
You read my date book?
600
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,190
Well, look what time it is and we're
601
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:28,770
gonna miss the preview.
602
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:29,850
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