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Previously on WandaVision...
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The town show fundraiser
is the most important event of the season
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and I want us to fit in.
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I don't know what I'm doing here.
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- I'm Wanda.
- Geraldine.
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Wanda, can you read me?
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Something strange
happened with Dottie.
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Well, something strange happened
before that, too. It's hard to explain.
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It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.
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What is that?
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No.
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- Is this really happening?
- Yes, my love.
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WandaVision
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WandaVision
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We got something cooking
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And it's looking good
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We've got something cooking
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And who knew we could
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All great expectations
Lead to complications
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But it's groovy and fun
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It's me and it's you
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Together, one plus one
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Is more than two
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WandaVision
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WandaVision
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Some sudden surprises
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Come in all shapes and sizes
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But it's rainbows and sun
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It's you and it's me
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Together, one plus one is family
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WandaVision
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Yep! Definitely pregnant.
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Well, that much we figured.
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It's just kinda taken us by surprise.
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It's just kinda suddenly.
Quite suddenly, wasn't it?
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- I mean, practically overnight.
- I mean... How did this happen?
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You see, when a man and a woman
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love each other very much...
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Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue.
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You're at about four months now.
Is that right?
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I thought as much.
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We let the little ladies keep tabs
on their growing babies with fruit.
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Makes it simple for them.
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At four months,
the fetus is about as big as a pear.
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At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit.
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Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.
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Hypothetically speaking,
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what size fruit would it be
at, say, 12 hours?
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Pardon? 12 hours?
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Well, I think this line of questioning
is fruitless.
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Well, hypothetically speaking,
should we be concerned?
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Hypothetically speaking,
every new father-to-be gets nervous.
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Well, I have nerves of steel,
so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor...
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Vision, why don't you see the doctor out?
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Good idea. Yes.
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Thank you so much
for dropping by, Dr. Nielson.
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Well, I'm just glad you caught me in time.
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I'm taking the wife
on vacation this afternoon.
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Have a nice holiday! Hey, Herb!
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Hey, buddy!
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Listen, you can keep
the news of Wanda's...
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You know, just between us because,
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I don't know,
everything's happening so quickly.
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We'd like to keep the news
just in the family for right now.
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Of course. Mum's the word.
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I'm off. Bermuda, baby!
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Yes.
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Hey, Herb!
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Think you might've
taken the hedge-trimming
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a little too far there, old chum.
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So, I have.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Yeah. Don't mention it.
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Strangest thing
just happened outside with...
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Nelly!
Have you gotten bigger?
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Have I? I can't tell from this angle.
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I can't wait...
...to be a proud papaya.
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"Nesting, the overwhelming
urge during pregnancy to clean,
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"organize, and prepare
the home for the new baby."
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See? You're an expert already.
We've got nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to worry about
outside of morning sickness,
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mood swings, aching back and...
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Feet. Darling,
you should probably sit down.
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Don't be silly. All I feel is excitement,
happiness, and...
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Kicking? Already?
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It's such a strange sensation.
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It's kind of fluttery.
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Did I do that?
I didn't mean to.
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Darling.
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Hello, little fella.
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Well, if that was the first kick,
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that puts you at about six months!
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Boy, boy, I thought I had super speed.
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I can't keep up.
Please don't misinterpret.
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I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.
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- Billy?
- Yeah.
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Well, I was thinking Tommy.
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Just a nice, classic, all-American name.
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Tommy. Yeah. Yeah.
Then there's Billy, isn't there?
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Named after William Shakespeare.
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"All the world's a stage.
All the men and women, merely players."
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Well, I guess there's only
one solution to this debate.
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Hope for a girl.
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Well, we ought to decide soon.
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I estimate the baby's due...
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It's not a constant progression,
assumingly logarithmic,
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but were I to graph
the fetal development thus far...
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He's gonna be here
before you figure it out.
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- Nearest I can conclude is that Billy...
- Tommy.
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...is due Friday afternoon.
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In three days?
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Maybe I should sit down.
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I think we have an understanding.
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Start the clock.
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Time.
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- Your personal best.
- Yes!
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We are nothing if not prepared.
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Darling?
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Do any of your books talk about this?
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It's not painful, but it's strange.
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- A tightening sensation?
- Yep, that's it.
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Yes. Where was it, where was it?
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"Braxton Hicks contractions,
also known as false labor,
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"usually starts in the third trimester.
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"Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875."
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Honey.
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Sorry. Yes. Yes. Excellent!
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Gives us a chance
to work on our breathing exercises.
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It should go like this.
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Yeah, it's not working.
I can still feel it.
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I'm sorry.
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- What the... What the Dickens?
- What's happening now?
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Let's abandon the kitchen.
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It stopped.
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Yes.
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I'll go check on the neighbors.
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Yes.
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Phil?
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Do these earrings make me look fat?
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Thank God.
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It appears that the whole block is out.
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And that was just a fake contraction.
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Who knows what will happen
when the real thing starts.
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Do you think they know it's my fault?
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Our neighbors?
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Well, yes, with all the close calls
we've been having,
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it seems the people of Westview are always
on the verge of discovering our secret.
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Yes, I know what you mean.
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But it's more than that, isn't it?
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Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner.
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Outside with Herb.
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I think something's wrong here, Wanda.
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Yes, I know what you mean.
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The truth is, we are in unchartered waters
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and you know what?
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I'm anxious, too.
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We just don't know what to expect.
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Nope.
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Will the baby be human or Synthezoid?
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A bit of both?
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If he's anything like his ma,
Billy will be perfect.
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You mean Tommy.
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No, darling, are you all right?
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- This is a real one!
- What?
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I thought you said Friday afternoon!
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Well, I didn't consider that the timings
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between developmental benchmarks
could be quite random!
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Better.
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Yes, darling, thank you, it's passing.
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Vis...
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Yes, dear?
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I think my water just broke.
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Yes, dear.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Sorry, Mom.
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Do you need a break?
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You read my mind.
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Come with me.
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Escape to a world all your own,
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where your problems float away.
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When you wanna get away,
but you don't wanna go anywhere.
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Hydra Soak, find the goddess within.
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Well, I was just reading about
the advantages of water birth.
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Thank goodness.
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Let me help you up, dear. There you go.
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What a mess.
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That's better.
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Darling, do you think it's time to...
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- Call the doctor?
- Yeah.
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Yes, I do, dear.
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Damn, the phones are down, too.
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I better run.
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Except, he might
have already left for vacation.
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Where? At a time like this?
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Well, in fairness, darling, the baby
is approximately nine months early.
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I better leg it.
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You'll be all right here?
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Okay.
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Shoot.
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Wanda, what's up?
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It's 75 degrees out.
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You're making a fashion statement?
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Hi, Geraldine.
You know, now is not really a good time.
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No, no, no, it's foxy.
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You'll have to let me borrow it sometime.
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But first, I gotta borrow a bucket.
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Not to wear, to use.
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Somehow, all the pipes in my ceiling
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burst at once and I gotta bail myself out.
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All right, sure.
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Just stay right there.
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I think I might have
a bucket in the kitchen.
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Okay, then.
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I think it's just here
under the sink!
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Are you all right in there?
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Yes, I am just looking.
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I'll come help.
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No! I mean, no thank you.
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Bingo.
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Would you look at that?
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What?
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Fruit. Wanda! Thank you.
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Yummy.
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Well, good luck with the leak.
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That... Say, Wanda,
I've got a question for you.
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You know how I've been
working that temp job, right?
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Well, my boss, Mr. Haddox,
he was going crazy yesterday...
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Look at me going on and on
like you got all the time in the world.
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- Let me go on and get out...
- Wait. No.
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- Tell me about the temp job.
- That's my girl.
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So, yesterday my boss, Mr. Haddox,
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was going crazy working on the slogan
for a new breakfast cereal.
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You know, the one
with the little marshmallow Moonmen?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.
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So, it's 10 minutes
before the big presentation,
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and Mr. Haddox has got nothin'.
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Nothin', that is, except
the worst case of hiccups I ever did see.
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Wanda.
He couldn't get out one word,
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let alone a whole pitch.
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So I'm tryin' every trick
in the book to help this poor man.
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I'm hidin' behind filing cabinets
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and jumpin' out
when he least expects it, like, boom!
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Wanda.
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What was that?
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- Did you hear that?
- No.
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It was like a chattering sound, like...
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Like a...
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Yeah.
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That's my new ice maker
built right into the fridge.
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You're fancy.
So now, at this point,
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I am helping Mr. Haddox
do a handstand under the water cooler...
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...because, you know, why not try
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a little upside down,
drink those hiccups away.
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And wouldn't you know it,
in that moment, in walks the client.
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No.
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Yes. Yes. But you know me, Wanda,
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I keeps my cool,
no matter what's goin' down.
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I look at the client,
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and I look at Mr. Haddox's feet
floating in the air next to me,
260
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,810
and I look back at the client, and I say,
261
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:39,314
"Gravity Os, launch into your day,
the right way."
262
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,903
Thank you.
263
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,280
Yes, and that's exactly
what Mr. Haddox said
264
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,699
right before he told me
to clean out my desk.
265
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,202
No, Geraldine.
266
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,286
He didn't fire you.
267
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,080
Sugar.
268
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,040
He hired me.
269
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,877
Wanda! I landed a promotion.
270
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:04,881
And now that I've gone all corporate,
I need some office supplies.
271
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,133
Which brings me to my question.
272
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,802
Do y'all still keep
those in your spare room?
273
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,929
Because I was hoping you wouldn't mind
274
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,141
- sharing with your good friend.
- Wait. Wait.
275
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,102
Is that what I think it is?
276
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,104
A stork, yes, I can explain.
277
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,023
No! The crib.
278
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,736
It's coming. The baby's coming.
279
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,864
You're pregnant?
280
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,619
Bermuda awaits and my car
281
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,789
decides to poop out right at this moment.
282
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,044
Mr. Vision?
What, is everything okay with the wife?
283
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,380
Yes. So long as we hurry.
284
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,510
But, Stan!
285
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,138
What about my brand-new two-piece?
286
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,639
Okay, Wanda.
287
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,892
Now, let's get you comfortable. Okay?
288
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,768
I think I'm gonna
lay down right here.
289
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,729
- Okay.
- Vision ran to get the doctor.
290
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,897
He'll be back soon.
291
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,982
No, no, there's not enough time for that.
292
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,026
Relax. Relax.
293
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,029
You know your breathing, right?
294
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,447
Wanda, I can't hear you.
295
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,624
I may be late to the party,
296
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,168
but I imagine there is
a logical explanation for this.
297
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,378
It's all perfectly natural!
298
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,963
Hey, you're doing great.
299
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,840
You're doing great.
Look at me. Look at me.
300
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,259
Come on.
301
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,887
I can't do this.
302
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,430
Yes, you can.
303
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,890
I can't. I can't.
304
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,016
You can do this.
305
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:41,228
Yes, you can. You can do this.
306
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,980
It's time to start pushing.
307
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,566
You ready? You're ready. You're ready.
308
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,735
Push. Push, Wanda. Push!
309
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,740
Push! That a girl.
310
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,046
It's a boy.
311
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,804
Hi.
312
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,514
Hi.
313
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,349
He's perfect.
314
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,938
No. I missed it.
315
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,989
Hey, Doc, why don't you help me out
in the kitchen there?
316
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:38,159
We went so fast,
it was like we were flying.
317
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,871
Well done, Wanda.
318
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,963
Well, don't you wanna
meet your son as yourself?
319
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,225
You're strong.
320
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,562
Hello there, little Tommy.
321
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,858
Tommy?
322
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,570
Yes, Tommy.
323
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,868
What?
324
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,369
Good heavens!
325
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,247
There's another baby coming.
326
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,498
Billy?
327
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,168
Wanda, push! Push!
328
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,302
Twenty fingers and 20 toes.
329
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:41,181
You've got two healthy baby boys
on your hands.
330
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,515
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Yeah.
331
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,017
All in a day's work.
332
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,937
And thank you
for your assistance, young lady.
333
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,774
I think you might have
what it takes to be a nurse.
334
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,277
Allow me to walk you out, Doctor.
335
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:58,615
All right. As long as
we actually walk this time.
336
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,699
Come.
337
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:07,916
I do owe you a debt of gratitude.
338
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,543
Well, Dr. Nielson,
339
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,962
I hope you're still
able to make your trip.
340
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,548
Yes, my trip.
341
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,426
I don't think we'll get away after all.
342
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:22,597
Small towns, you know. So hard to...
343
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,432
Escape.
344
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,481
Yeah.
345
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,775
What is she doing in there?
346
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:34,859
- I don't know.
- Howdy!
347
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,653
- Hey!
- Howdy!
348
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,489
Did you see her go inside?
349
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,032
She went right in.
350
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,368
And her tummy was...
Did Geraldine...
351
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,537
Remarkable day we're having, no?
352
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,123
- That's fine.
- Did you lose power, too?
353
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,666
Sure did.
354
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,210
But Ralph looks better in the dark,
so I'm not complaining.
355
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,130
Hi, Herb.
356
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,048
Hey, buddy.
357
00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,592
Okay.
358
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,846
Well, I'll get back to Wanda.
359
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,140
Vision.
360
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,352
Is Geraldine inside with Wanda?
361
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,230
Yes. Why?
362
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,565
You're such a strong lady.
363
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:19,988
Can you believe it? Twins!
364
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,781
Hi.
365
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,827
I'm a twin.
366
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,331
I had a brother.
367
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,043
His name was Pietro.
368
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:08,411
He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
369
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,583
What did you say?
370
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,419
She's new to town. Brand-new.
371
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,880
There's no family.
372
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:20,798
No husband.
373
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,717
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
374
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,223
No home.
375
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,100
What?
376
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:39,275
What did you say just now?
377
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,365
I said, Wanda,
378
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,326
you're such a strong lady.
379
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,454
Should I say it one more time
for good measure?
380
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,622
No.
381
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,043
What did you say about Pietro?
382
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:58,711
Pietro?
383
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,135
Hey, I'll take a shift rocking the babies.
384
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:07,387
No, I think you should leave.
385
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,305
Wanda, don't be like that.
386
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,851
What do you mean, she has no home?
387
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,604
She came here because...
388
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,816
She came here because...
389
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,612
She came here because we're all...
390
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,031
She came here because we're all what?
391
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,408
What're you trying to tell me?
392
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,451
- What is that?
- What?
393
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:31,828
That.
394
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,958
That symbol.
395
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:40,545
I, I...
396
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,380
Who are you?
397
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,258
I don't...
398
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,718
She came here because we're all...
399
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:47,969
Stop it!
400
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,765
Who are you?
401
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:56,227
Wanda...
402
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,148
I...
403
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,860
I...
404
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,945
Wanda.
405
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,159
Well, I better get going.
406
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,621
That macramé's not gonna hitch itself.
407
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:20,835
Herb?
408
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,132
Catch you on the flip side, Vision.
409
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,934
Wanda?
410
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,397
Where's Geraldine?
411
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:46,444
She left, honey. She had to rush home.
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