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Listen ...
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The wind tells a story,
one that took place a long time ago -
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- when Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life,
stood in the centre of the world.
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In Asgard,
land of the gods of the Vikings.
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Here lived the one-eyed Odin,
king of the gods -
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- and the mighty Thor,
god of thunder.
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From all over Asgard, the gods
would gather here, in Valhalla -
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- the greatest castle of all.
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Here they received the worship
of mortal men -
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- which gives strength
and life to gods.
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From Valhalla,
Odin surveyed the three worlds -
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- and from here,
he sent out his ravens.
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To gather news from faraway lands.
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Beyond the land of Utgard -
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- home of the race of trolls
whom men called giants -
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- the lords of darkness and chaos ...
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Beyond Utgard was Midgard,
land of humankind.
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Home of proud Vikings
and industrious farmers.
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From time to time,
the gods went to Midgard -
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- to visit their human worshippers.
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Tjalfe, come inside!
There's a storm coming.
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You'll get soaked, you silly boy!
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Shoo!
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Roskva! Come back, both of you,
or I'll send your father after you.
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Greetings, good people.
Allow me to introduce myself.
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I am Loki, the magnificent.
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This gentleman is Thor, the god
of thunder, the roisterous ...
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That'll do.
We're staying here tonight.
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- We haven't much food to offer ...
- Don't worry.
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- I'll kill one of my goats.
- We could make a ...
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But isn't that unfair
on the poor goat?
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Don't worry. He's used to it.
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Are you really the mighty Thor?
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Yes.
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Why are you sulking, Roskva?
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He can't just kill the goat like that.
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Of course he can.
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He's a god. He protects us
from sorcery and giants.
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He is a mighty warrior.
He is strong.
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Take this, and that, you monster!
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And now, the final blow!
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So you give up, huh?
Victory is mine!
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Tjalfe, the mighty cow slayer.
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You wait and see.
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Children, come in here.
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The meat is tender.
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Remember:
Eat as much as you like -
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- but don't break the bones.
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Throw them onto the skin afterwards.
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Tomorrow, when I spin
my hammer above them -
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- the skin and bones
will come to life again.
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Here's a great story.
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Once I was out fishing,
I caught a gigantic fish.
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Unfortunately, it got away.
But it wasn't my fault.
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Me and Hymer the giant
went out on the vast sea -
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- that surrounds the world
to catch the Midgard Serpent.
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For hook I used an anchor,
and as bait an ox head.
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...just when I was about to land it.
Hymer, that big, fat coward.
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The Midgard Serpent
got away, of course.
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I should have known better
than to go fishing with a giant.
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Bunch of sissies, giants ...
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Tell me, Tjalfe,
don't you like bone marrow?
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I love it!
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- Why don't you have a taste, then?
- Thor said ...
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There are so many bones.
Who is going to notice just one?
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But perhaps you are afraid?
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- Thunder.
- And tears forming.
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What's this?
Get out here immediately! Now!
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Look at that.
Which one of you did it?
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- Er ... I think it was me.
- You? Come here!
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- But he said that ...
- Come now, Thor.
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- Boys will be boys.
- Nonsense!
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Let's say that as punishment for
harming the goat, he'll come with us -
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- and be your servant.
He looks like a strong lad.
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- Well, I don't know ...
- Good. That's settled then.
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Today is your lucky day, young man.
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It is a rare privilege to become
servant to the god of thunder.
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Congratulations, my dear friends.
What an opportunity for a young man.
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Servant to the thunder god ...
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- Will he be all right?
- Of course he will. He's tough.
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What an honour!
You must be so proud of him.
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He is to live in Asgard
with the mighty god of thunder.
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Now, let's have some breakfast.
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- Where are you going, Tjalfe?
- To Asgard, to be Thor's servant.
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- Will you get to fly in the wagon?
- I suppose so.
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- But aren't you afraid?
- At least I won't have to chop wood.
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1 get to see the world and go on
adventures and fish for serpents.
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- Can I come too, Tjalfe?
- No, it's not for kids.
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Run along now.
Thor only wants men ...
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Roskva ...
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I'll be leaving soon,
so I just wanted to say ...
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- It ought to be around here.
- What?
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The rainbow, young man.
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Ah, there it is.
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Come along, Tjalfe.
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Pretty, isn't it?
Now, come along, boy.
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- It won't break, will it?
- Of course not!
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- I built it myself.
- Of course.
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And so Roskva and Tjalfe
came to Asgard.
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Asgard, the land of wonders.
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The land of the gods.
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To Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life.
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To Valhalla.
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And to Bilskirnir, Thor's home.
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Tjalfe! Roskva!
Come and help me with the children.
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Adventure ...
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Tjalfe, hurry up.
She's waiting for us.
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Tjalfe! Roskva!
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Work, work, work.
Why do we have to do everything?
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Thor is always out rumbling and
having fun, and Loki is never here.
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Well, you know Loki.
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For the last time: Get me out
of here, you little, miserable ...
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Pull me up immediately, or it's
straight back to the giants for you!
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Quark, my little friend ...
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Please help Uncle Loki out of here.
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Good boy.
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Damned brat! You're disgusting.
An embarrassment to your family!
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Help! Can anyone hear me?
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Help!
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They're crying because
they're teething, right, Sit?
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I don't remember when I was teething,
but I'll bet it hurts a lot.
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Sif, he's wet again.
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Hello, everybody.
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Sif.
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- Having fun, boy?
- Well, I ...
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What a day.
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Tjalfe!
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Some mead.
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Come to Daddy.
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Thanks, son.
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I might take you out
hunting trolls one day.
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Roskva, Thor said
he might take me hunting.
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Sif, they're crying.
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So I hear.
They are teething. You know that.
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- Can't you do something?
- Yes, my love.
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There.
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Let's eat.
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- Hello, my dear friends.
- Loki ... In time for dinner, as usual.
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- What is that?
-I Don't know. He followed me home.
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I met some extraordinary people.
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- Trolls and giants, I suppose.
- I leaned some amazing tricks.
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- It's pure magic.
- Magic?
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- Have you been at Utgardsloki's?
- I simply must show you this.
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- Loki, control your little friend.
- Yes, yes. Now ...
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I take an apple, a few rose leaves,
and abracadabra ...
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A beautiful, bright,
beguiling, breathtaking ...
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...bat?
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You little brat! Go stand in the corner
where you can't do any harm.
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If you're so good at magic,
then make him disappear.
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Unfortunately,
the spells don't last, Thor.
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What's he doing now?
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- There, there ...
- Oh, children will be children.
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- Loki, who is he?
- His name is Quark, I think.
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I needed a bat for the next trick
anyway. You'll love this.
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- From now on ...
- Please!
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No more trouble!
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Roskva, Tjalfe. Gather round.
This is really exciting.
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We need two pebbles
and the eyelash of a serpent.
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Mix them all together. A little water,
and a sprinkling of mistletoe.
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Loki! The little beast
is torturing my children!
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- How long is that brat staying?
- Until he's learned some manners.
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Well, I can't wait for that.
We're leaving now. Goodbye!
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That does it!
Let me have that little monster.
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Calm down, Thor.
Sif will be back.
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Sif will be livid. If you want to
make thunder, go outside.
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I'll clean up in here.
Off you go.
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Dear me, what a mess.
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Poor things. I wish I could help,
but I have things to do.
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I'll be in my room.
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Out!
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- What's he doing here?
- Never mind him. We're busy.
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I could sure use some breakfast.
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Where is everything?
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Never mind.
I didn't need that plate anyway.
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Good morning, dear children.
You're up early.
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What? Oh, no!
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I noticed you hadn't quite finished.
But I'm sure you will.
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- You made the mess!
- You clean it up.
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You seem to forget something.
I'm the god, you're the servants.
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- Now, start sweeping!
- No!
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- You'll do as I say.
- You can't tell us what to do.
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- This isn't your house.
- We'll see about that.
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Him again? Just wait
until Thor hears about this.
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He won't listen to us.
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Odin!
King of the gods.
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- What about him?
- Well, he's king of the gods.
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He should be able to help us
if only we could get to him.
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King of the gods?
We'll just get into more trouble.
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- We had better wait for Thor.
- You wait then. I'm leaving.
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Long way down, isn't it?
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We have to wait for Thor.
We don't even know this Odin.
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He definitely won't listen to you.
You're just a little girl.
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What are you doing?
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Escaping.
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We don't care, do we?
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- Out of the shadows they came.
- Look! Maybe they know the way.
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At you service we are.
Definitely.
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- Well, do you know the way?
- Are you looking for Odin?
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We want to ask him
to do us a favour.
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- Strange creatures from beyond.
- The boundaries of time.
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Of time.
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No. I think you've got it wrong.
We want to ...
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The king watches over his men.
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The head is in trouble
if he beats One-Eye.
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- We just want to speak to ...
- Come along then.
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Come along.
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Come, Quark.
I hope they take us to Odin.
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That head is really creepy.
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Why hasn't it got a body?
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Boo! Boo!
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Stupid that was.
Didn't move.
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I beg your pardon.
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We have a small problem,
and I was hoping you could help.
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We've been terribly mistreated,
and we've come a long way ...
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- Hey, I'm talking to you!
- What are you worms doing here?
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Odin wants to be left alone.
Get out of here, or I'll ...
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How did you get past me?
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Nobody is allowed to disturb Odin!
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Will you get outta here ...
You little ... I'll get you.
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Silence!
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Look what I've done.
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Rolf, you may leave.
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How dare you disturb the king
of the gods? Speak, child.
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Well, sir ...
Like I was saying -
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- we're being terribly mistreated
by some people ... er, gods, I mean.
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My brother and I, and Quark here,
we did everything we were told to.
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I don't mind working,
and I like Thor and Sif.
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But Loki never helps ...
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Get away from the board, you little
worm. Leave that piece alone.
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What are you two worms doing here
in the sacred hall of the gods?
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I'm dizzy!
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Well, what happened?
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They kicked us out.
You could have helped.
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Of course. Then I would
have been kicked out too.
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I told you Odin wouldn't listen
to you and that little creep.
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Why are you always so mean to him?
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- I'm hungry.
- Serves you right.
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- I'm cold.
- Tough.
239
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,200
- I can't wait to get home.
- Well, they won't be glad to see him.
240
00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:00,500
- Why do you always pick on him?
- Because everything is his fault.
241
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:05,500
- That does it. Goodbye.
- Good riddance.
242
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,900
Oh, Quark!
243
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:11,000
Good day, young man.
Greetings, human.
244
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,700
Only you will see clearly
when the red one falls.
245
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:23,200
- And the thunder stills.
- And creation crumbles.
246
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,300
- Rumbles.
- Crumbles.
247
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,800
Just trust your eyes.
248
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,400
And hold on to your belief, human.
249
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:41,600
All beings need one another,
need each other.
250
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,200
Someone needs you.
251
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,700
Needs you!
252
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,000
Roskva, I've been thinking.
253
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:19,000
I mean ...
We could stay here. Why not?
254
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:24,000
We could build a tree house and
live in the woods. Follow me, kids!
255
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,600
Hooray for Quark!
256
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,400
You know what, Quark?
You're all right.
257
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,200
So there you are.
258
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:14,800
You two are coming home, now!
259
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,200
No, not you.
You've caused enough trouble.
260
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,300
That does it!
He's going back to the giants!
261
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:33,200
- No, you can't do that.
- Why not?
262
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:37,300
- Because ll ...
- Go on.
263
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:42,100
Well, the giants ... Utgardsloki,
you know ... We had a few drinks -
264
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:47,200
-and I bet I could teach him
to behave ... Quark, I mean.
265
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,200
And now I'm stuck with him.
266
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:54,300
- I'm taking him back.
- Yes. Do that.
267
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:57,600
And you're coming with us.
268
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,800
- Utgard.
- Land of giants.
269
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,500
- Giants, beware!
- Thunder approaches!
270
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:26,900
- To Utgardsloki!
- Cheers!
271
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,800
Cheers!
272
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,400
Bottoms up!
273
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,600
Think I'm an airstrip, do you?
274
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,200
Cheers, you ugly creep!
275
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:38,200
Here comes dessert.
276
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,600
Remember Quark?
277
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,600
I call dibs on the offal.
278
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:44,600
Oh, little Quark ...
That little monster.
279
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,600
I'd sure like to see
Thor and his friends now.
280
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,100
I'll bet they have their hands full.
281
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:03,700
Has it occurred to you
that they might send him back?
282
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:33,400
Well, if it isn't Thor and his friends.
283
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,600
Allow me to introduce myself.
284
00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:42,700
I'm called Skrymer,
and your cave is my glove.
285
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,300
What brings you to ... Ouch!
286
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:53,200
- I believe this is yours.
- Not for long.
287
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,500
That little monster is going
back to where he belongs.
288
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,500
To Utgardsloki, I presume?
289
00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:05,100
Right. And when I see him ...
290
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:10,800
You and Utgardsloki don't seem
to be the best of buddies.
291
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,400
Well, I must go.
Good luck.
292
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:53,000
They fell for it.
They're bringing Quark back.
293
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,800
Now for some magic.
294
00:48:57,300 --> 00:49:00,100
You'll receive our visitors.
295
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,000
Open up!
296
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:15,400
What a surprise.
My friend Thor.
297
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,700
What brings you here?
298
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,600
This.
299
00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:25,600
Put your nose out of joint, did he?
300
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,300
He's all yours now. Goodbye.
301
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,400
You want to fight, do you?
302
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,700
The same old Thor.
303
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:47,500
We thought we'd seen
the last of you in these parts.
304
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:49,900
Rumour has is -
305
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:54,500
- that you're having trouble
with your new little friend.
306
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,000
I guess it's partly my fault.
307
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:06,500
Anyone can see that Thor doesn't
have the spark of his brighter days.
308
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:13,000
Given the size of the problem ...
309
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:17,000
Let's not quarrel over
such a small matter.
310
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,300
Let's have a series of contests.
311
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,100
Whoever wins is relieved
of the little rat.
312
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:28,200
Or are you afraid of losing?
313
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,100
Afraid? You're talking to
the great god of thunder!
314
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,000
I can handle any giant.
315
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:48,600
Excuse me,
may I propose an eating contest?
316
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,600
For the gods ... Loki!
317
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,300
And for the giants ... Logi!
318
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000
He who reaches the string first, wins.
319
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:46,300
My dear trolls and giants,
may the best stomach ...
320
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:57,100
Begin.
321
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,400
Loki, Loki, Loki ...!
322
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:29,500
Not bad.
What about you, young lady?
323
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:34,800
No, not me.
I'm not good at anything.
324
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:39,600
- And you, young man?
- Oh no,l ...
325
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:43,900
Come on. You're not afraid
of a little contest, are you?
326
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:47,000
Well, yes and no. I ...
327
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,900
A race, yes.
A race.
328
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:56,900
And I've decided
who should oppose you.
329
00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:08,900
On your marks ... Ready ...
330
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:12,100
Get set ...
331
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:14,200
Go!
332
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,300
He's so stupid.
I've already won.
333
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:28,800
Enough is enough.
Now it's my turn.
334
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:32,000
Sure, sure it is.
335
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,800
If you are my equal -
336
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:40,000
- you can empty my horn
in one draught.
337
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,100
Sure I can!
338
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Fair is fair, old friend.
I'll give you another try.
339
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:25,500
See if you can lift
my cat off the floor.
340
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:31,500
- My patience is running out!
- Come on, humour me.
341
00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:46,400
Stop!
342
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:51,900
Yes, we don't want any harm
to come to you, old friend.
343
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:55,500
That's just like you.
344
00:57:55,900 --> 00:58:01,300
To stop when I was winning!
345
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:07,300
Enough!
I've had enough of your games.
346
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:13,100
I'm not leaving until one of you
meets me in a wrestling match.
347
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:19,700
Oops ...
348
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:28,500
- I need to talk to you.
- What? Later.
349
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:39,600
Fight me, Thor.
350
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:48,100
What? An old woman?
351
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:53,900
- You must be joking.
- Elli is my mother, Thor.
352
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:59,200
- She is stronger than you think.
-I don't fight old women.
353
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:03,500
How about a dance, my dear lady?
354
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:34,800
Good day, young man.
355
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:38,900
- Remember. Only you ...
- ... will see clearly.
356
00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:43,900
- Someone needs you.
- Trust your eyes.
357
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:59,500
Thor!
358
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:20,500
Thor, the old woman ...
She is ... Thor!
359
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:44,400
Aren't you gonna do something?
360
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:04,400
Take this! And that,
you monster! And that!
361
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,600
Can't you see?
362
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,700
He's dying!
363
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,600
His face ...
364
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,200
No! It's not true.
365
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:14,500
No.
He's only sleeping.
366
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:18,600
Thor! Wake up!
367
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:23,400
Gods can't die.
368
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:50,600
Only you will see clearly
when the red one falls -
369
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:54,700
- and the thunder stills.
370
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:02,700
I must believe, I must believe.
371
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,800
What happened?
372
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:45,000
She's a tough old lady.
373
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:50,700
What are you looking at?
374
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:55,000
All right, so she won.
What of it?
375
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,800
What is going on?
376
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,200
Shut up!
377
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:33,200
Well, my friend.
You can't win them all.
378
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,400
So Quark stays with you. Right?
379
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:40,500
Come on, let's party. Music!
380
01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:43,400
Come on, let's all party!
381
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,600
Victory is ours
382
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:53,700
victory is ours
383
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:58,600
the gods are pitiful, the gods
are pitiful, the gods are pitiful
384
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:06,600
you're staying with us
you're staying with us forever
385
01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:52,200
Here you go.
386
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:56,300
- Remarkable old woman.
- Yes, very puzzling.
387
01:06:56,700 --> 01:07:01,600
- I think they've been having us on.
- I tried to tell you, Loki.
388
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:06,300
- Be quiet. I'm thinking.
- It was magic.
389
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:10,600
I'm quite sure they used magic.
390
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:16,000
- I'm sorry I lost, boy.
- But you didn't lose.
391
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,700
-I saw it in the mirror.
- Interesting.
392
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:23,900
It wasn't a cat at all.
It was the Midgard Serpent.
393
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:28,600
And you didn't lose either, Loki.
Look at the trough. It's burnt.
394
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:33,700
- The old woman beat me, though.
- Of course!
395
01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:40,000
Thor, she was Age.
Nobody can fight that. Not even you.
396
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:44,600
I'll show those scoundrels!
397
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,900
Just a moment. We don't want
any more broken bones, do we?
398
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,000
- I will handle this.
- You?
399
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:55,400
Yes, me.
400
01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:58,700
Now, listen closely ...
401
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:06,100
Children, go play.
402
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,400
And then ...
403
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:19,100
This will do.
404
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:34,600
Good morning, my dear friends.
What a beautiful day.
405
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:38,100
I hope you enjoyed your stay.
406
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:43,800
- Too bad you have to keep Quark.
- Oh, we'll survive.
407
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:48,600
- Won't we, Thor?
- We sure will, Loki.
408
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:56,900
Have a safe journey.
Come back soon.
409
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,100
And by the way, my friends -
410
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:05,100
-I wasn't my usual
honest self with you.
411
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:08,700
Those contests ...
412
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:13,300
- Simple magic.
- Simple.
413
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,700
Things aren't always
what they seem, are they?
414
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:22,100
Like this little creature here.
415
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,700
Unfortunately, the spell doesn't last.
416
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:42,900
- What have you done to him?
- Absolutely nothing.
417
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,100
The real Quark is ...
418
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:52,700
I locked him up, but as long as we
got through the gates without him ...
419
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:04,200
- It's a chicken.
- I know that, dummy.
420
01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:13,400
You got me, you old goat.
421
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:17,400
I'll keep the little brat.
422
01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:47,400
There is so much to tell.
That place was simply filthy.
423
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:52,700
They're so ugly and cunning,
they even had me fooled.
424
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,600
But once I realised
what was going on -
425
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,900
- well, I duped them.
By the way, what's for dinner?
426
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,800
- Boy ...
- Yes, Thor?
427
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,900
- For you.
- For me?
428
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:20,200
A real sword!
429
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:23,500
Thank you.
430
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:32,200
Remember, son. A true warrior
knows when not to use it.
431
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:29,900
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