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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:05,240 PLAYS SAD TRUMPET PIECE 2 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:19,360 Faster you horrible little grunt of a worm! 3 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,240 Move it! Another press up! 4 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,800 And another! 5 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,360 And another! 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,120 And another. Useless! 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:32,480 And the worm that you are! Now, left, right, left right... 8 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,800 - Sir, yes, Sir! - ..left, right. 9 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:39,920 Useless! It's a gun not a Gladioli! 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,000 Private bloody Gladioli! 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,480 I asked for Gladiators and I got Gladioli! 12 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,280 Hey, Lil, did Bobbie Cuttings drop them in? They look like his. 13 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,560 Yes, he did, what a blooming sweetie he is, eh? 14 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,880 Blooming being the operative word. 15 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:42,240 He does it for everyone, flowers, cuttings just spreads them 16 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,920 - all round town. - Yeah, I heard. 17 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,760 Why does he do that? 18 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,280 Well, his wife passed away last year and she made him 19 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,040 promise to spread the love through their beloved garden. 20 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,840 - Aw! - Bless. 21 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,440 Hey, they're pulling out all the stops for that big do 22 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,440 - at the old theatre aren't they, Lil? Aren't they just? - What's that? 23 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,960 The Celebration of Binkie De Carmichael. 24 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,400 - Who is Binkie? - He only ran the theatre for years! 25 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,160 You know, he gave many a big name their first break 26 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,600 did Mr De Carmichael. 27 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,960 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 28 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,720 And he had the biggest and bestest heart in the whole of Britania. 29 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,080 That's why they're all turning up for him now. 30 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,120 There's an article in the Gazette, Lil. 31 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,200 Who needs the Gazette when we got our Wincey? 32 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,360 Faster than any newsflash! 33 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,800 You're not wrong there, Lil. 34 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,480 ROCK MUSIC PLAYS 35 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,080 DOG BARKS 36 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:44,600 Molly! Molly! Will you keep this commotion down? 37 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,480 Others live here, you know. 38 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,080 Ah, shut up! 39 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:52,120 And keep your eye on that mutt. It's been in my yard. 40 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,640 Well, fix your fence then. 41 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,040 I'll fix the dog first! 42 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,400 In fact, I'll pick it up and eat it! 43 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,240 If you ever touch her, I will kill you. 44 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,040 Molly, come on, girl. 45 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,920 There's showbiz in abundance it seems... 46 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,280 I might go, you know... 47 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,640 SHOP DOOR RINGS 48 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,640 Hi, hi! 49 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,760 Hello. 50 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,160 # Hi, hi! # 51 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,000 Don't adjust your sets, we're twins. 52 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,360 Oh, luverly. 53 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,320 Any chance you could give us both a crimping? 54 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:28,120 - Not too much and not too little. - BOTH: - Just right. 55 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,120 - If you could wait till after Wincey. - We can wait. 56 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,800 - What are your names, please? - Brenda and Bonnie. 57 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,920 Or B and B Smith for best. 58 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,000 Move it. Move it! 59 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:49,760 Aye, we're here to take part in the testimonial for dear old Binkie. 60 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,400 We've blown in from Blackpool. 61 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,000 Binkie gave us a break when no-one else would. 62 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,960 We were singers in the day. Retired now. 63 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,320 - "Two's Company". - That's our act. 64 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,360 That's after... 65 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,880 We were three, you see. 66 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,480 - Three? - We were triplets, all sang together. 67 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,200 Then we sadly lost our Betty. 68 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,520 - She was the best of us. - She was. 69 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,960 SHOP DOORBELL RINGS 70 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,680 Ooh, man in uniform alert. 71 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,000 Lovely. 72 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,360 I've actually just called in to see Clary, if that's all right. 73 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:33,320 Hey, so I have got some tickets for the show tonight, 74 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,840 if you would like to come? 75 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,560 Oh, yes, of course! Hey, Lil, we've got tickets for the show. 76 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,280 - BOTH: - Ooh, you'll see us! 77 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,120 BREATHING HEAVILY 78 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,200 Do you trim moustaches? 79 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:54,640 Oh, yeah, we could but a bit busy. 80 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,600 You tried the barbers? 81 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,160 Barred. 82 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,760 You used to blow hot water bottles up at fetes, didn't you? 83 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,160 Those days are behind me now. 84 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,840 Doctor's orders. 85 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,920 Not allowed to do it any more. 86 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,120 Oh, shame. 87 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,720 - You could have done it at Binkie's. - Shame. 88 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,760 I'm working on an Indian club routine now though. 89 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,680 If you care to come down to the gym, I'll show you. 90 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,200 I didn't know there was a gym in town. 91 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,640 Yeah. It's in me garage. 92 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:25,800 Not your sauna, pool, cream carpet type-place. 93 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,440 Come down, I'll put you through your paces. 94 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,760 You're a personal trainer, then? 95 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,600 20 years in the army. 96 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:39,040 Hey, "Uh-huh", Elvis did Karate. "Uh-huh". 97 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:44,160 All that arm waving garbage, you'll get yourself killed. 98 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:51,000 Come down and I'll show you some real self-defence. 99 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,120 Self-defence? I would be most interested in that. 100 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:59,200 I-I-I could, could come too, you know tone up a bit, 101 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,480 wouldn't go a miss and a bit of self defence, you know, be quite useful. 102 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,920 See we mainly just do restraints. 103 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:10,920 Restraints! You might as well tie a ribbon on them. 104 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:14,000 I teach bone on bone, tendon ripping. 105 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,040 Hmm! 106 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,640 Off now. 107 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,560 That's Ron or Sergeant Shalbridge. 108 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,440 He settled here after the army, with his wife Margery. 109 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,560 Yeah. She was lovely. 110 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,360 Margerys always are. 111 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:36,160 They had a teenage son Mike. Oh, he was hard on him. 112 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,040 He ended up a right tearaway. 113 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,520 They called him Mad Mick. 114 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,280 He ended up covered in tattoos 115 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,960 and ran off to work on the fairgrounds. 116 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,480 - Bet that didn't suit his dad. - Not blooming likely, no. 117 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:50,200 As far as I know, they're still enstrangled to this very day. 118 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,360 Estranged. 119 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,640 Um, yeah. He was strange, and strong. 120 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,680 Blimey. 121 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,440 By all accounts, it was Binkie that saved him 122 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,920 from the slammer, you know, 123 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,520 Oh, yeah, yeah, he vouched for him and gave him a job backstage. 124 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,960 - Right, for the love of Dolly, sit down. - All right! 125 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,800 - Gobstopper? - No, I'm driving. 126 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,000 Morning, gentlemen, jump to it! 127 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,640 Off you go, you mutt! 128 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,720 Oi, what have I told you? 129 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,520 You're not allowed to block the thoroughfare. 130 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,920 I'm just waiting for me daughter. She's parking up. 131 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,760 He tried that one with me yesterday! 132 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,120 Get those trolleys in! 133 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,520 Formation, lad! Formation! 134 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,200 I'm biding my time, but one of these days... 135 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,120 Will this community service never end? 136 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,760 Good lad! 137 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,080 Where is she? 138 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,720 Oh, not you! 139 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,720 Well, where's my... Where's my dog? 140 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,560 I don't know, must have slipped its leash. 141 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,880 Molly! Molly! You've done something to her, haven't you? 142 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,880 You've... You've done something to her. 143 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,120 Bobby, what's he done? 144 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:20,880 If any harm comes to her, I will kill you! 145 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,080 Do you hear me? 146 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,080 So you keep saying. 147 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,160 Molly! 148 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,600 THEY APPLAUD 149 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,400 We should be applauding you. We've never had such pompadours afore. 150 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,960 - I love it. - Masterful. 151 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,120 Oh, hold on. 152 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,800 I'm really pleased with it. I am! Here she comes. 153 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,840 Oh, that's gorgeous! 154 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,720 Oh, nice touch. 155 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,800 Oh, blimey! 156 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,960 Gotta go! 157 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,120 I have an appointment with the Lord. 158 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,400 Ooh! 159 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,600 DOORBELL RINGS 160 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,920 What? 161 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,480 I have an appointment with, er, Mr... 162 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,840 Yes, Lord Carwalden if you don't mind. 163 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,680 Carwalden. What is that fragrance I can smell? 164 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,440 It's lifted me in the air, it's gorgeous. 165 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,760 And you are? 166 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,720 I'm Lily Petal. The hairdresser. 167 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,800 - I shall let him know you are here. - Thank you. 168 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,880 Go round the back entrance. 169 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,920 Right. 170 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,640 OK. 171 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,200 She's a ray of blummin' sunshine. 172 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,160 Oh, it's roses. 173 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,480 It's roses, you numpty! 174 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,720 No need to stand, m'Lord. 175 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,680 He has not been well of late. 176 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:32,080 - Hello. - This is Lily Petrol from the hairdresser's. 177 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,800 - Petal. - Petal. 178 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,400 Hello. And what's your name? 179 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,080 M'lord, if you don't mind. 180 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,600 Rupert. 181 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,320 - Rupert. - Mm-hm, Rupert. 182 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,520 OK, then, Rupert, let us begin. 183 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,840 Be short back and sides, nothing fancy. 184 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,440 Beard taken to short whiskers. 185 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,360 Eyebrows, then nose hair, ear hair, and that's it. 186 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,520 Right. 187 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,560 I think I have to remind you that we do not have all day. 188 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,720 I'm sorry but if I am to do a creation, 189 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:15,160 I do have to take it in first, weigh it up, like. 190 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:21,160 Yeah? Feel what I have afore me. 191 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,680 Hear what it is saying to me. 192 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,960 Artist now, is she? 193 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,400 Puts me in mind of Sister Ignatius from me convent high school, 194 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,920 before I got expelled! 195 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,920 THEY CHUCKLE 196 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,680 CHURCH BELL RINGS 197 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,800 HEAVY ROCK PLAYS 198 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,080 HE GRUNTS 199 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,120 HE PANTS 200 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,600 - Mike? - Wow! I would have got a good hiding for that off you! 201 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,800 "Never bench press alone!" 202 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,520 What's up, let me guess - no friends left to spot ya, 203 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,520 not even a workout partner? 204 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,800 Should have let that bar fall back an do its worst with your windpipe. 205 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,640 - Ah, son, is it you? - Don't start any of that. 206 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,640 I'm here for Spondulix only. 207 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,000 - What? - The money, man. 208 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,360 That you owe my mummy and me. 209 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,760 You don't appear for years, then you come with this! 210 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,680 That's more like it! 211 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,400 The dad I remember. 212 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,440 Bouncing mum off the walls, pasting me for my own good, 213 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,960 terrifying us all. 214 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,840 Little skinny me, running for my life with "Gladioli!" 215 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,960 echoing after me up the stairwell. 216 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,400 Mike... 217 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,760 I don't want it like this. 218 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,680 It's her, innit? All this! 219 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,440 Turning you against me! 220 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,400 You mean the only one that stuck by you when no-one else would? 221 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,280 - What do you mean? - The army, what you did broke all our lives. 222 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,880 I was exonerated! 223 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,640 Now shut it! Now go! 224 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,840 Not without money. You always had some stash. 225 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,680 - Where is it? - I'm warning you! 226 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,400 GASPS FOR BREATH 227 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,480 The wind pipe, crush, remember you always taught me. 228 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,800 Like me new tats, Daddio? 229 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,400 Recognise the Gladioli down the forearm, look at it! 230 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:40,000 Your nickname for everyone who wasn't a man. 231 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,040 GASPS FOR BREATH 232 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,360 I'd have had you! 233 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,840 That's all you are bothered about. 234 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,080 Big Ron can't ever lose. 235 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,560 Well, you've won, you've killed me, all right. 236 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,280 What are you on about? 237 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,400 Looks like the upbringing I got, got to me according to the quacks 238 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,680 and the shrinks. 239 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:16,600 You put me in a long psychological stranglehold which lasts forever. 240 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,760 The drink and the drugs to heal the pain have took their strain. 241 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,880 Mike... 242 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,640 I'll be back. 243 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:28,360 If that money isn't given over, you know what will happen. 244 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,200 Good day, Dadioli! 245 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,760 # It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat 246 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,720 # Oh, it really doesn't matter what you're aiming at 247 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,880 # If it's something you enjoy, you can be certain that 248 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,800 # It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat 249 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,920 # It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat 250 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,880 # Oh, it really doesn't matter what you're aiming at 251 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,000 # If it's something you enjoy, you can be certain that 252 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,160 # It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat 253 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:12,800 # It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat. # 254 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,080 Marvellous, me turtle doves, take a little breaky poos. 255 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,880 Oi! My trilling twosome! 256 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,560 Stick close, don't disappear like last break. 257 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,480 - We can be naughty. - Only out taking the air. 258 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,040 Aye and a blooming vape. 259 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,240 Well done, you two. I was listening at the back. 260 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,560 Oh, here he is. 261 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,640 There has been a request for an old copper's helmet. 262 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,640 Oh, just what I need! A bobbie's helmet! 263 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:43,520 For me Laughing Police Man, when I can find him! 264 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,680 How come you're not in uniform, officer? 265 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,280 Oh, I'm just going down the gym. Going to see Ron. 266 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,960 - Meet Clary. - We'll come with you, he said we could. 267 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,760 Yeah watch him swing his Indian clubs or summat. 268 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,720 Don't you love a police escort! 269 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,960 Gladioli. 270 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,880 These should take well, Donna. 271 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,160 Thank you, Bobby. 272 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,880 It's keeping me going, k-k-keeping me mind off things. 273 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,400 Bobby, I don't know how to... 274 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,240 A dog has been... 275 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,000 Been knocked over. 276 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,840 Lenny Cross gave me this to give to you. 277 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,560 He was pretty sure the dog was... 278 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,600 Is she still there? 279 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,560 The vets took her. 280 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,160 Do you want me to come over there with you? 281 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,920 No..no..no, Donna, please. 282 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,040 I want to be alone for a moment and... 283 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,440 And then there is something I have to do. 284 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,200 I am so, so sorry, Bobby. 285 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,800 Argh... You all right? 286 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,080 - S-sorry. - No, I... 287 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,320 Pull up there on the right, Brenda. 288 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,560 Oh, you're so commanding, officer! 289 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,000 Yeah, I forgot to take a protein shake before, 290 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,240 but I usually will do one afterwards. 291 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,920 TWINS SCREAM 292 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,800 Right, Clary, give me a hand. 293 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,920 Oh, my... 294 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,080 - Are we ready? - Mm-hm.. 295 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,320 What has she done? 296 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,320 Are you there? 297 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,280 Good lord! 298 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,520 Thank you! 299 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,200 Oh, my gosh! Thank you. 300 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,080 - Eh, you've forgot something. - Hmm? 301 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,000 Your stick. 302 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,000 KNOCK AT DOOR 303 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,960 M'Lord, I've put your pills and hot milk in your study. 304 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,080 Oh, the power of a good haircut! 305 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,200 I feel ten years younger. 306 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,440 Do you play? 307 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,680 Hmm? 308 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,320 - The piano. - Oh, no. No, I did. 309 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,760 Not any more? 310 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,720 No. 311 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,320 I always wanted to learn but me mother wouldn't let me. 312 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,080 Nothing of that sort allowed. 313 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,560 Very serious, she was. 314 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:58,160 She used to tell me off for being happy. 315 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,120 "Stop being so happy!" 316 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,760 No, my mother was the opposite. 317 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,320 Lit up rooms. 318 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,480 Always bringing joy everywhere but, we lost her about ten years ago now. 319 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:13,920 - Oh, I am sorry. - It's not been the same, really. 320 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,600 Did she like the piano? 321 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,360 Oh, yes, she loved the piano, oh, yes. 322 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,040 I'm afraid to say the lid hasn't been lifted for quite a while. 323 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:28,320 I was...a song writer. 324 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,960 - Were you famous? - Well, I had my moments. 325 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:37,040 - Oh, that's amazing. - Well, not as amazing as what you do. 326 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,680 Oh, I wouldn't put what I do alongside song writing. 327 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,960 - May I? - May what? 328 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,800 Oh, of course. Of course. Yes. 329 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,520 - Oh, it's beautiful woodwork. - Yes. 330 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,480 - Could I? - I've brought your medication to you. 331 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,400 Lovely. 332 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,880 Come to the kitchen and we'll settle up. 333 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,800 Another car will be here soon. 334 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,800 You all right? 335 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,040 Look at the space beyond the lock. 336 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,840 Weights have been piled on haphazard and I would proffer rapidly. 337 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,040 Mm-hm. 338 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,240 No experienced weightlifter would do that. 339 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,800 The only time they may risk it is if they have a spotter 340 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,000 and they are working too quickly to stop, 341 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,160 reload and lock the weights in, but they would not do that alone. 342 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,680 What is that? Inside his mouth? 343 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,800 It's a Gladioli. 344 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,560 Like the ones Bob Cuttings delivers. 345 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:09,200 I saw him earlier, he ran past me, he nearly knocked me over. 346 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,120 He lives next door, and he works up at the house on the hill a few 347 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:15,080 days a week, he's a gardener. 348 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,000 I'm going to call this in. 349 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,440 There's more to this than meets the eye, I think. 350 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,720 Aha! You mustn't mind Mrs Rind. 351 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,040 She overdoes the protection. but she does care. 352 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,120 Don't know where I'd be without her really. 353 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,760 This is so, so beautiful and the fragrance. 354 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,960 It's lovely... 355 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,160 Puts me in mind of when I use to work in Soho, 356 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,960 opposite the street market, passing the flower stall. 357 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,280 Oh, it was sweet... 358 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,960 ..and then... 359 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,960 Oh... 360 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,040 Are you all right? 361 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,280 It was the stall next to his. 362 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,440 His? Who? 363 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,880 - My husband. - Oh, I see, right. 364 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,120 Oh, no, no, long ago gone. 365 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,120 Just scent takes you back at the speed of light, doesn't it? 366 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,920 - Mm. - I'm sorry. 367 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,360 But these are just so, so beautiful. 368 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,520 Just perfect. 369 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,760 Well, I blend them and then I create a new strand of my own. 370 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,480 So, this one here, this is the latest. 371 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,520 It's just so exquisite. 372 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,040 Yes, I do think it is one of my best, I really do. 373 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,960 But I don't... I don't know what to call it. 374 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:41,720 Well, it wants to be something in keeping with its incredible beauty, 375 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,120 something that means a lot to you. 376 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,160 Mm. 377 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,920 LOUD CLATTER 378 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,920 Good Lord! What was that? 379 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,880 Now just be careful. 380 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,800 - Stay back! - Oh, no, Bob, it's me! 381 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,400 - What's going on? - Calm down. 382 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,520 He's... He's dead. 383 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,600 - Bob, you're not making any sense. - Bob... 384 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,960 Ron, he's dead. 385 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,960 R-R-Ron, neighbour. 386 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,160 - Ron, moustache, big. - Yes, I remember him, unsavoury man. 387 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,240 He came up to the house once trying to offer security. 388 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,080 I wanted him dead. 389 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,800 You killed him? 390 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,800 How I wanted to, they'll think I did it. 391 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,240 He killed my dog. 392 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:43,160 Things were looking bad for me. So I ran... I just run. 393 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:47,120 Army chum of the family was Ron's CO at the Rensfield Barracks. 394 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,080 Something unsavoury there. 395 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,240 He killed my dog! 396 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,600 He killed my dog. 397 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,600 SOBS 398 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,000 - The police are on their way. - He killed little Molly. 399 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,680 - Up you get. - I didn't do anything. 400 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,560 Bob Cuttings, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. 401 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,440 You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence 402 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,960 if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. 403 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,320 Anything you do say may be given in evidence... 404 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,760 Here, my Lord. 405 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,120 Let's get you inside I think with all the over excitement, 406 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,200 the visit to this evening's show might have to be cancelled. 407 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,840 As said, services no longer required. 408 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,680 Oh, it's looking grim for Bob. 409 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,120 I just can't believe it of that caring man 410 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,800 that gave me those flowers. 411 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,920 Something's not settling right. 412 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,520 Lord Rupert said Rensfield Barracks, try that. 413 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,640 Sergeant Major Ronald Shalbridge, Rensfield Barracks. 414 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,320 Ah-ha, that'll be him! 415 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,520 The Rensfield Bugle newspaper, nine years ago, 416 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,720 article on Rensfield Barracks. 417 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,000 Private Mark Jenvers took his own life. 418 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600 Family demand inquest, 419 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,280 claiming bullying by senior rank contributed to Mark's death. 420 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,960 Look here. 421 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,240 What? 422 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,760 An inquest into a suicide at Rensfield Barracks, 423 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,280 outcome..."no blame attached to any person"... 424 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,080 and there's a photo of Ron Shalbridge with his lawyer. 425 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,760 Why would he need a lawyer if he had nothing to hide? Click on, 426 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,600 - click on, Clary. - Typing Mark Jenvers. 427 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,760 It seems he was a trumpet champion by all accounts. 428 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,640 Jenvers was a private, "pride of the local Boys' Brigade". 429 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,920 Sometimes you just need to go back to the root. 430 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,160 Ron's house? 431 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,240 So this is Ron's house then? 432 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,520 What exactly are we going to do? 433 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,560 I don't know. 434 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,280 - Have a toot around. I'm not sure. - Right. 435 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,040 Clary! 436 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,360 Window's broken. 437 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,280 SHE STRAINS 438 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,280 Oh... Ow... 439 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,240 Clary, Clary, you... 440 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,520 Careful, Clary, there's broken glass. 441 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,680 Go on! 442 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,200 Go on! 443 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,080 SHE GASPS 444 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,080 - Who are you? Cops? - No. 445 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,560 We're no-one, we'll just... 446 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,120 You are going nowhere, sit down! 447 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,640 - We're just... - Sit the hell down! 448 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,440 He's got money and it's here. 449 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,880 - Maybe this is a job for the police? - Ain't got time for that. 450 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,880 I did it! All right? 451 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:29,480 32 quid's worth of premium bonds and three medals. 452 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,680 Are you Mike? 453 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,600 Mad Mick to you. 454 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,440 I'm his one and only son. 455 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,800 And you killed him? 456 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,080 What am I going to do now?! 457 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,360 Just calm down. 458 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,240 - Clary can go get you a drink... - Nobody leaves! 459 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,880 We're going nowhere. 460 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,920 Are you all right? 461 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,600 I'm skunk as a drunk, I know that. 462 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,120 You don't... You don't look well. 463 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,720 Damaged liver, kidneys, other offal knacked, all closing down. 464 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,840 Too many drugs, too many drinks, too many memories. 465 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,400 Mum's on it though, she's going to get me to the university hospital 466 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:29,000 of Nebraska or Alaska or I-ask-you, or some such, I can't keep track. 467 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,040 They're the only ones who can do the necessary treatment. 468 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,560 Few premium bonds won't do it though, will it? 469 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,280 My childhood, you see, was on parade. 470 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:48,640 And I can't stop marching to his command. Up-two-three... 471 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,000 Argh! 472 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,480 I done it, all right. 473 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:04,360 I've killed him a thousand times over for years and years 474 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,800 and years and years... 475 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,280 ..in my head. 476 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,520 DOG BARKS 477 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,880 - Is that Bob's dog? - Oh, Molly! 478 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,440 - Molly? - Oh, you're OK! - Molly! 479 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,280 She survived, the vet managed to save her, 480 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,600 what a little fighter, she bounced back. 481 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,040 Oh, that's lovely. 482 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,480 I've been to Bob's, but no sign of him. 483 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,760 Would you mind? 484 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,400 Just keep to your bail conditions, Bob, yeah? 485 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,480 Bob! Bob! Look who we've got! 486 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,880 Yeah! 487 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,960 Molly... 488 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:28,440 Oh, oh, my Molly, how are you? Where have you been? 489 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,400 What did you do? You just ran off, didn't ya? 490 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,640 Oh! 491 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,920 Is there anything else you can remember, Bob? 492 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,800 Any detail? It's important. 493 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:51,520 As I said, I gave Gladioli clippings to Donna at me front gate... 494 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,880 ..and she told me the news. 495 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,240 I was really angry. 496 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,560 I went next door. 497 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,040 What, Bob? What did you do? 498 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,320 Nothing. He was already dead. 499 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,600 I just ran. 500 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,400 - And that's when you ran into me. - I didn't do it. 501 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,040 Wait, there was one thing strange... 502 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,680 - Ladies and gentlemen, the show will be starting shortly. - Sorry! 503 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,080 Lily! 504 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,560 All right? Guess what. 505 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,880 There's a surprise '90s pop legend performing. 506 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,320 Is this what we're seeing? 507 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,320 - So lovely to see you. - So lovely to see you, Lord Rupert. 508 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,760 - You're looking well. - Smashing to see you, Lord Rupert. 509 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,960 - Yes... - What? - No stick. 510 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,200 Yoo-hoo! 511 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,200 - Lily! Lily! - Lonnie! 512 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,200 Mwah, mwah, mwah! 513 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,000 Ooh, great barnets you gave the twins, by the way! 514 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,280 Everybody loved those two and had worked with them at some time, 515 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,640 mainly as the triplets The Jenvers Sisters... 516 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,400 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 517 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,960 - Hey, ooh! - Jenvers?? 518 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,480 Oh, yes. Yes! Ooh! Hey, 'ey! 519 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,120 Jenvers... 520 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,880 Not...Smith as they told us. 521 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,600 - No, Jenvers. - Like Private... - BOTH: 522 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,000 The soldier who took his own life. 523 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,760 KNOCK AT DOOR 524 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,280 Oh, hello, Lil. 525 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,720 Have you come in to give us a little titivating? 526 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,080 She could do with it. 527 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,480 I want to talk to you about Ronald Shalbridge. 528 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,640 The big bloke, had the accident? 529 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,520 What's this all about, Lily? 530 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,120 I saw your look when you first saw him. 531 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,960 I didn't fully twig it at the time, but it was a look of recognition. 532 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,160 Do you trim moustaches? 533 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,680 Are you saying we had something to do with it? 534 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,560 That's preposterous. 535 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,320 Doing for a big Titan like that, two Lilliputians. 536 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,760 Come on. 537 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:19,360 And why? Anyway, we were here rehearsing yesterday morning. 538 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:20,880 Not all the time though, were you? 539 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,000 - What? - I spoke to Lonnie. 540 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,200 He told me what a tonic you were throughout rehearsals, 541 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,680 except when you vanished. 542 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,880 You missed your slot, he wasn't best pleased. 543 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,080 We went for a walk, so what. 544 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,960 You were spotted in the vicinity of Ron's house that morning. 545 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,600 I was on our street, 546 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,000 looking up and down it for Molly for the 100th time... 547 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,760 An elderly lady hurried past me. 548 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:47,920 Excuse me, have you seen a little dog? Excuse me? 549 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,840 She just ignored me and she walked on. 550 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,240 Molly! 551 00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:01,280 But... But moments later the same woman went passed me, 552 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,880 going in the same direction... 553 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,360 Have you seen a little dog? How could that be? 554 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,480 We know about Mark. 555 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,640 The tragedy at the barracks, Ron's involvement. 556 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,600 So what if we were there in that rotten stinking gym! 557 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,640 - Brenda... - He killed himself. 558 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,360 His own bloated ego was the murderer. 559 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,840 - The big head did for himself! - Brenda, watch what you say. 560 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:36,040 That fiend, when he drove the life out of our Mark, he killed us all. 561 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,960 And Betty never recovered, ended up dying of a broken heart. 562 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,440 Our beautiful Betty, we was like one, triplets. 563 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,400 Our hearts ripped out. 564 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,160 And beautiful, beautiful Mark. 565 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,080 The best nephew in the world. 566 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,720 He was. 567 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,880 And the gift he had with that trumpet was something to behold, 568 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,760 - it was so wonderful. - And when that man walked out the tribunal, 569 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,560 puffed up chest, grinning... No. 570 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,640 He couldn't get away with it. No! 571 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,520 We'd been searching for him for years, till we saw a news item of 572 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,080 a man blowing up an hot water bottle for charity and we recognised him. 573 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,200 - BOTH: - Would never forget that face! 574 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,520 And finally, we found him here. 575 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,480 And the show being on, what an alibi. 576 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,560 Bumped into him in your shop! 577 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,600 It all fell into place too well. 578 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,760 Betty had a hand in it. Even getting him alone like that. 579 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,200 He was there with the clubs showing off to us. 580 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,880 Argh! 581 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,520 Pathetic! 582 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,640 What do you think, girls? 583 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,680 I don't know how you do it, Ron. 584 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,680 Very impressive, you defy your years. 585 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,840 You can't budge these, can you, Ron, surely not? 586 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:55,160 Soon as I started Bonnie knew where I was heading, no need to confer, 587 00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:00,720 as one, just like in performance, we never needed rehearsal. 588 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,520 Wow! 589 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,000 That's nowt, pile a few more on. 590 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,440 Oh... 591 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,560 Oh, yes. 592 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,280 We just kept piling the weights on. 593 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,720 HE GRUNTS AND STRAINS 594 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,400 Here you are, Ron. 595 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,240 Just a few more pounds. 596 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:41,200 Nothing to a real man like you, Ron. 597 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,360 It's no trouble. 598 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,040 No trouble... 599 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,600 Get it off me! 600 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,240 Get it off me! 601 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,040 No, no! 602 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,560 Help! 603 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,040 Our faces were the last he saw. 604 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,920 We wanted him to go like our Mark went. 605 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,640 Least he choked. 606 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,360 Now you know how it felt for Mark! 607 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,160 Goodnight Gladioli! 608 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,040 SAD TRUMPET PLAYS 609 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,000 We knew this might happen, but we're not bothered. 610 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,000 We've had a good life. This was the last piece that had to be finished. 611 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,160 Justice had to be done. 612 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,560 Prison will be all right for two old aged pensioners. 613 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,880 We ain't got long left any way. 614 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,120 - BOTH: - All we're bothered about is finishing the show. 615 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,200 Our motto has always been - "The show must go on". 616 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,840 Can we do our last song? 617 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:13,080 # Please release me, let me go 618 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,800 # For I don't love you any more 619 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:29,720 # To waste our lives would be a sin 620 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:36,560 # Release me and let me love again. # 621 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,320 THEY APPLAUD SLOWLY 622 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,600 Eh, girls, it's mayhem in there. 623 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,760 - You what? - The pianist has fainted or something, he can't go on. 624 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,800 And the special guest star's on next! 625 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,160 What are they going to do? 626 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,600 BEGINS PLAYING 627 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,120 I'm not sure I can do this, Lily. 628 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,280 They need you to save the day. 629 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,120 - Will you stay close? - Of course. 630 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,720 APPLAUSE 631 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,120 Ladies and gentlemen, 632 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,480 the delectable, the iconic, 633 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,920 the one, the only... 634 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,280 Heather Small! 635 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,480 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 636 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:54,160 # Sometimes the river flows but nothing breathes 637 00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:00,640 # A train arrives but never leaves, 638 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,480 # It's a shame, mmm 639 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,040 # Oh, life like love that's walked out 640 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,440 # Of the door 641 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:18,760 # Of being rich or being poor, such a shame 642 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,880 # But it's then 643 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,560 # Then that faith arrives 644 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:32,000 # To make your feelings alive 645 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,280 # And that's why, you should keep on aiming high 646 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,840 # Seek yourself and you will shine 647 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:46,960 # You've got to search for the hero inside yourself 648 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,600 # Search for the secrets you hide 649 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,720 # Search for the hero inside yourself 650 00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,600 # Until you find the key to your life 651 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,200 # You've got to search 652 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,200 # Until you find the key to your life. # 653 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,600 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 654 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,600 Go on, hit Sir Swivel for all you are worth! 655 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,520 Thanks. 656 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,880 A new beginning, I prophesise. 657 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,040 So, is it all true then? 658 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,640 Yeah, Binkie made sure I was allocated 659 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,200 some of the testament money raised. I can't believe it. 660 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,600 He was a good man, that Binkie. 661 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,480 Off Stateside to get meself overalled and ship shape 662 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,520 and then, well, we will see. 663 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,840 No, no, on the house. 664 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,360 Again, I am so sorry for how I behaved with you both. 665 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,200 We understand. 666 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,240 Yes. 667 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:11,640 Right then, better split, I've got two trains and a plane to catch. 668 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,800 Bye, all. 669 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,320 Might find meself over this way again sometime. 670 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,760 Bye. 671 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,080 Have you seen it yet? 672 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,120 What? 673 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,720 It's Lord Rupert's rose. 674 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,280 "I named it Lily Rose." 675 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,400 SAD PIANO PLAYING 676 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:58,960 # When the night has been too lonely 677 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:06,760 # And the road has been too long 678 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:13,520 # And you think that love is only 679 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:21,040 # For the lucky and the strong... # 680 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,840 LAUGHTER 681 00:43:23,890 --> 00:43:28,440 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50041

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