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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,400 So, looking ahead, all those storm clouds will sashay away, 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,160 leaving skies of blue over Wigan and Crewe. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,400 And you won't need your woolly vest on in Preston! 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,840 HE LAUGHS 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,840 See you soon. 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,200 Ta-ra for now! 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,840 Back to you in the studio. 8 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,400 And clear. 9 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,320 Simon, anything you care to share? 10 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,840 - Sorry? - You were on your phone for my whole piece to camera. 11 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,280 I was giving my all and you were...God knows where. 12 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,360 - Sorry, I was just... - I suppose you were looking for a new job. 13 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,840 And as of tomorrow, you'll need one. Ta-ta! 14 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,880 Well, that seemed to go rather well. 15 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,080 I don't need validation from you, Suzie. 16 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,880 - And what are you going to do about the lint on my kecks? - Oh, sorry. 17 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,200 This week would be great! 18 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,640 - You're all sorted for next week's book launch. - Mm-hm. 19 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,360 Yeah, that is what I pay you for. 20 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:52,120 I've found a lovely motel, all en suite and spa bath. 21 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,680 Yes, well, after a long day meeting Joe Public, 22 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,680 one does need to exfoliate. 23 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,680 SHE CHUCKLES 24 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,240 Such a sweet part of the country. 25 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,840 - And the weather should be nice. - Mm. 26 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,960 Oh, no, Suzie, 27 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,840 when I show up, 28 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,560 there will be storm clouds. 29 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,920 Huh! 30 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,480 {\an8}CHURCH BELLS RING 31 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,520 {\an8}BANGING AND DRILLING 32 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,960 - Wincey? - Shirley. 33 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,280 - Lily. - Clary. 34 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,160 There's a man in there with a power tool. 35 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,520 - I've just been looking through the crack. - A bit early for that, 36 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,280 isn't it?! 37 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,280 THEY LAUGH 38 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,360 We were just wondering what was happening in there. 39 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,040 - It's been going on since the year dot. - Oh! 40 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,720 Ah! All right, Gloria, how are you? 41 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,920 Not bad. 42 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,400 Still breathing. 43 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,280 - Oh. - This is Clary and Lily, the new hairdressers. 44 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,680 - SHE WHISPERS: - Look at her hair! 45 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,080 - Hiya. - We went to the farm shop the other day. It was closed. 46 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,320 Haven't you heard? 47 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,040 - I've sold up, sold farm. - Oh! I thought farming was in 48 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:14,240 - your blood. - Oh, no. I was never a farmer. I was a farmer's wife. 49 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,080 Until Steve went and... 50 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,360 BOTH: Oh! 51 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,320 Anyway, I can't stand here gassing. 52 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,120 - We've got a book signing to go to. - Oh, that funny weather fella? 53 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,160 I forgot he's in town today. 54 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,720 So what are you thinking, if not farming? 55 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,640 I'll show you, if you like. 56 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,240 - Oh, so this is yours? - It is. 57 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,920 Congratulations! 58 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,800 Hey, we should start a Women's Business Breakfast. 59 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,800 Oh! This is amazing! 60 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,960 What is it? 61 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,240 Well, it's either the start of a brand-new business venture 62 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,160 - or a great big money pit. - Well, yeah. 63 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,600 But I'm not doing it alone. 64 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,360 This is Brian Parkinson. 65 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,920 Also known as Parky the Sparky. 66 00:02:55,920 --> 00:03:00,880 - Hello! - Hi. - Parky's my electrical 67 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,480 So don't go licking your fingers and sticking them in the sockets! 68 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,320 - Ha! - And over there's Hugh Fletcher. 69 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,320 Hugh the Handyman. 70 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,400 Very handy. I live just round the corner! 71 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,520 I love the ceramic tiling. 72 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,520 Especially the way the colour of the grouting complements 73 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,000 - the colour of the tiles. - You noticed my grouting? 74 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,800 No-one's ever noticed my grouting before. 75 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,880 Hold on a minute. 76 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,800 Now, if you're looking for a certain colour to offset 77 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,960 the earth tones...I think it's your eyes. 78 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,240 You don't mind, do you, um...? 79 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,400 Clary. Go for it. 80 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,680 Pistachio. 81 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,720 - Lovely... - That's another one completely smitten. 82 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,640 So, it's some kind of eatery? 83 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,640 Yeah. Well, I may have sold the farm, 84 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,760 but I'm still in the dairy industry. Huh! 85 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,240 This place is going to be an ice cream parlour, 86 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,760 and I'm calling it... 87 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,840 Of course you are. 88 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:59,160 Oh! After the famous 1920s dessert, 89 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,120 which was named after The Knickerbocker Hotel, 90 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,840 - in Manhattan. - I really need this place to be a success. 91 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,880 I want a big, glamorous gala opening. 92 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,680 The trouble is, glamour and me, we don't get on. 93 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,720 Well, Clary and I can help with that. 94 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,320 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 95 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,680 I don't think I'm brave enough for a fancy hairdo. 96 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,160 Trust me, with the right hairdo, 97 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,880 you'd be brave enough for anything. 98 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,960 Ladies and gentlemen, 99 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,920 for your delight and delectation, 100 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,360 I give you... 101 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,760 ..my magnum opus. 102 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,040 HE BREATHES SHARPLY 103 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,920 Oh, Suzie! 104 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,920 HE CLICKS FINGERS 105 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,520 - Hello! - Suzie - lint, trousers! 106 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,040 My magnum... Uh! 107 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,160 My magnum opus. 108 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,600 Front and back. 109 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,880 - Oh! Are we interrupting something? - Oh. 110 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,840 Ha, ha! No, just a minor wardrobe malfunction. 111 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:06,360 - He looks much smaller in real life. - Yeah. 112 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,400 He does have nice ears, though. 113 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,760 Yeah, and surprisingly, they can hear you! 114 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,480 - Have a pew. - Oh. 115 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,560 CHURCH BELLS RING 116 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,560 Right, Gloria, 117 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,040 let's give you some va-va-voom! MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY IN BACKGROUND 118 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,280 What I want to do is I want to bring some lift into 119 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,000 this fringe here. You know, defying all the laws of gravity 120 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,240 because, as we both know, Isaac Newton was a bit of a wazzock! 121 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:37,240 - I'm not sure I'm ready for anything too radical. - Really? 122 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,080 Well, you're the boss, but life's too short to have 123 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,440 boring hair, Gloria. You could just think of this as 124 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,760 lifting up the curtain and saying, "Hello, world, I'm back!" 125 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,640 Yeah. I suppose it's about time I did that. 126 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,720 I've spent most of my life in the shadows. 127 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,000 Really? Was it that bad, being a farmer's wife? 128 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,040 Steve wasn't the worst husband in the world. 129 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,600 Ooh! Well, that's hardly a ringing endorsement! 130 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,080 He just had his way of doing things, 131 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,920 and I had to go along with it. 132 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,520 Was it just you two? 133 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,920 We never got round to having kiddies. 134 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,840 But there were always lots of young people working on the farm. 135 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,400 Parky and Hugh, they both used to do jobs for us, 136 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,120 so it's lovely I can find work for them now. 137 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,320 In that way, I've been blessed. 138 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:32,880 "And so, I find myself hurtling towards the age of 30, 139 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,000 "and I won't say from which direction!" 140 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,520 HE CHUCKLES 141 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,280 Um... 142 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,280 HE CLEARS THROAT 143 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,640 "There have been clouds in my life, 144 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,280 "both cumulus and nimbostratus. 145 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,360 "Heartache, force nine on the Richter scale. 146 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,480 "But despite all of these storms, 147 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,960 "I see sunny days ahead. 148 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,920 "So I will press on... 149 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,680 "..whatever the weather." 150 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:03,000 - Has he finished? - I assume so, since he's finished talking. 151 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,360 APPLAUSE 152 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,360 Yeah, thank... 153 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,840 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 154 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,480 You've been...an audience. 155 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,960 Now, if you'd like to get your book signed, 156 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,720 it makes for the most marvellous present. 157 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,800 Birthdays. Christmas. 158 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,320 Bar mitzvah! 159 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,760 HE SIGHS Oh, hello there! What's your name? 160 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,240 Erm, er, Wincey. Ha! 161 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,120 Is the "Oh, erm" part of it? 162 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,640 No! 163 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,080 - No, no. - Lid. 164 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:33,200 "To the wonderful, winsome Wincey." 165 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,680 Oh, I'm sorry. 166 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,560 I don't... I don't want to buy the book. 167 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,240 I just wanted to look at it. 168 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,280 Thanks. 169 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,920 SHE CHUCKLES 170 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,520 HE SIGHS 171 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,280 Why, in the name of Barbara Taylor Bradford, 172 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,360 did you bring me to this godforsaken hellhole?! 173 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,640 I didn't! I still don't understand why you chose to come here. 174 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,600 Oh! Never mind! 175 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,800 Do you know, I have poured blood 176 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,160 and sweat and tears into this book. 177 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,680 This book is literally my insides, 178 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:09,480 - smeared across 265 pages! - Oh, it's not that bad. 179 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,000 I know it's not! It's a masterpiece! 180 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,160 And all we've managed to achieve so far is one random copy, 181 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,280 - covered in scribble. - I'll see if they've got some Tipp-Ex. 182 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,240 Huh! That would not fix, 183 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,560 or cover up, all the mess that you've made. 184 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,560 Nah. No, there's only one way for me to fix things. 185 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,920 You're fired! 186 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,160 - What?! - You heard! 187 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,760 Fired! 188 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:40,280 MUSIC: Lost In Music by Sister Sledge 189 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,160 AEROSOL SPRAYS 190 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,840 # Caught in a trap 191 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,240 # I'm caught up in it 192 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,040 # No turnin' back... # 193 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,960 Oh, my! I look like an ice cream! 194 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,240 Is it too much? 195 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,160 - It's not enough! - We can always add sprinkles! 196 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,760 - # We're lost in music - Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da 197 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,640 # Feel so alive 198 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,040 - # I quit - I quit 199 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,760 # My nine-to-five 200 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,200 # We're lost in music 201 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,760 # Lost in music... # 202 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,880 # We're lost in music... # 203 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,200 I don't know how to repay you. 204 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,560 Well, call me old-fashioned, but I do tend to ask for money 205 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,040 - at this stage. - Of course! 206 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,040 GLORIA CHUCKLES 207 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,800 # We're lost in music... # 208 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,440 Just one more thing. 209 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,240 Could I invite the pair of you to my parlour? 210 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,320 I'll give you some free ice cream. 211 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,160 I just need some advice on decor 212 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,640 - and finishing touches. - I'd love to. 213 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,400 You had me at "free ice cream"! 214 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,000 # We're lost in music... # 215 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,320 SHOP BELL RINGS 216 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,880 # Caught in a trap 217 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,480 # No turnin' back... # 218 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,240 - Oh! - I'm so sorry! 219 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,480 No, don't touch them! They're meant 220 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,440 - to be in mint condition. - Oh! 221 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,920 That looks an interesting book. 222 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,440 Yeah, well, it's by a very interesting person. 223 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,640 Oh! You're... 224 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,640 - ..Jonty Starr. - Mm. Indeed. You've probably seen my face 225 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:15,520 - on television. - I haven't got a telly. 226 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,960 Look, I'm about to open an ice cream parlour, 227 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:22,520 - and I'd love to give you a free ice cream to say sorry. - Well, um, I.... 228 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,960 - Gloria Crudd? - That's right, 229 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,680 but you can call me Knickerbocker Gloria! 230 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,720 Ha-ha! 231 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,120 Ha-ha-ha! 232 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,640 Oh, no. 233 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,800 I'll be getting so much more than free ice cream! 234 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,920 Huh! 235 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,200 HE CHUCKLES 236 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:47,720 No, that's fine, Mrs Gillespie, your Bichon Frise must come first. 237 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,680 Yeah, no... Right. 238 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,720 OK, so we'll see you in a month, then. Ta-ra! 239 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,280 - So annoying! - What is? - Well, cancellation. 240 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,480 We could have caught tail end of the book signing, after all! 241 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:03,560 Hello there! My name is Jonty Starr, but you probably know that already. 242 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,200 - I do know that! - Mm. 243 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,160 "Let's take a look at all the drizzle and mizzle. Ooh! 244 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,680 "I've got hailstones the size of tennis balls! 245 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,480 "Read my eyes... 246 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,920 "..obars!" 247 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,920 LILY LAUGHS 248 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,880 It's the weatherman. 249 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,320 Sorry, I've got an app for that. 250 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,440 Oh. Have you, indeed? 251 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,160 So what, er, services do you offer? 252 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,600 Dry cut, wet cut, styling, setting, 253 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,560 - colouring. - Balayage, bleaching, colour correction, conditioning. 254 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,440 - Indian head massage. - Brazilian blow-dry. - Mm. 255 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,680 - Yes, please. - To what? - Everything. 256 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,520 # Something tells me 257 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,400 # Something's gonna happen to you 258 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:49,120 # The smile on my face is the smile you will wear in a moment or two 259 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,560 # So get it together 260 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:56,640 # You see it's gonna be all right 261 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,960 # Something tells me 262 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,800 # Something's gonna happen tonight... # 263 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,960 There we go! As requested, 264 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,400 - one ma-hoo-sive and super-stiff quiff! - Yeah! 265 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,160 Wow! Very impressive! 266 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:14,920 You've exceeded my - admittedly, rather low - expectations. Ha! 267 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,280 - Ha-ha! - I can do that. - Oh, thank you. 268 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,640 Right, so we have this funny little hairdresser ritual. 269 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,080 What is it we say at this point? 270 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,560 - Oh, yeah - cash or card? - Oh! Ha-ha! 271 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,040 - I don't think so. - What? 272 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,640 Well, I haven't paid for a haircut in over a decade. 273 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,960 Of course, if you wish to take a picture for the wall, that's worth 274 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,880 so much more than money. You, er, 275 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,800 - have been visited by a star. - The thing is, 276 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,400 all my customers are stars. 277 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,160 - Hmm... - Yeah. Yeah, 278 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,280 I value every head I have the privilege to work on, 279 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,480 but if this place is to keep going, 280 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,920 - folk do need to give us some brass. - Mm. 281 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,480 OK, um... Ha! Let me, uh... 282 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,280 Let me put this in words you'll understand. 283 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,080 I am an actual star. 284 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,200 I reach millions of people on the telly. 285 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,360 I do blogs and podcasts. 286 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,400 And if you insist on asking me for money, 287 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,120 I'll say things about this place - 288 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,560 online, or on air - 289 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,440 and your little...salon 290 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,200 might not be around very much longer. 291 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,120 Fine. 292 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,640 - Shut the door on your way out. - Mm-hm. 293 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,280 Door! 294 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,680 SHOP BELL RINGS 295 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,600 Oh, Lily, that was awful. 296 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:44,360 You gave him a lovely do. He... He should have paid. 297 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,240 He will, Clary. He will. 298 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,360 I nearly fell asleep. 299 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,160 I thought he'd be funny. You know, he's good on the telly, 300 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,360 with his "isobars" and his "damp patches". 301 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,160 What can I get you maidens? 302 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,000 - Can I have a chicken and mushroom pie, please? - No, I'm afraid 303 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,760 - I've no pies left at the moment. - Oh! 304 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,280 Well, I'll have a rock salmon, then. 305 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,480 - And I'm just all out of salmon. - You've not got owt, have you? 306 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,920 I'll tell you what we have got. 307 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,560 - What? - A celebrity. 308 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,880 Ooh! 309 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,320 - So, is there anything else I can get you? - Mm. 310 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,200 I'd love to try some more, but...I'd rather live. 311 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,200 - Just the bill, then. - Ha! Sorry! 312 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,280 - For a moment there, I thought you said "the bill"! - Oh, I did. 313 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,800 You've had everything on the menu. 314 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,760 Oh, sweetheart! 315 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,920 These kind of people pay for things. 316 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:43,080 They do some soul-destroying job and just about scrape by. 317 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,960 I pay my way by shining my light upon them. Being, 318 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,600 you know, warm and funny. 319 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,400 Funny?! You're about as funny as running out of bog roll! 320 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,320 Oh, well. What is it they say about pearls and swine? 321 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,000 In the name of Odin and Thor of Valhalla, 322 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,600 - you will pay your due! - Oh, dear! 323 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,200 I feel a viral moment coming on! 324 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,960 Leave it, Uncle Stan. 325 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,880 Fine, but he'll get what's coming. 326 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,600 JONTY TUTS 327 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,600 Ha-ha! 328 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,320 Hello! 329 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,040 Any chance of some help with these? 330 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,280 Of course! Let me ease your burden. 331 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,360 Hello there! 332 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,080 Well, what's in the bags? 333 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,760 Well, what isn't in the bags?! 334 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:37,120 - We swung by Lonnie's to get some bits for in here. - Oh! 335 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,920 Aah... Right... 336 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,600 Anything you don't want, we'll just take straight back, all right? 337 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,200 - Look. That, got you that. - Oh! 338 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,400 And I got you that. And, look, 339 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,840 I got you these. 340 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,720 - Oh, they're fabulous! - Aren't they? 341 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,440 And I thought if you wanted a chilled and swirly vibe, 342 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,080 you could put lava lamps on each of the tables. 343 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,400 No! 344 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,120 - What? - They're an explosion and shatter hazard. 345 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,960 Plus, they're full of carbon tetrachloride. 346 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,480 Wouldn't want that on your ice cream. 347 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,840 And, uh, I don't have time to PAT-test them. 348 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,840 Who knew?! 349 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,600 I'm so lucky to have Albert Einstein keeping an eye on me! 350 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,080 What's in the other bag? 351 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,240 Oh, they're just my old clothes. I'm going to take them 352 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,400 - to the charity shop in a bit. - I can do that for you. 353 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,920 Oh, that's not necessary. 354 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,280 Look, I live just over the road. 355 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,120 - No, I really don't mind. - Look, it's fine. 356 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,480 OK. 357 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,360 - OK. - Now, look, while you're here, 358 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,160 can I try some recipes on you? 359 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,280 Banana split. 360 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,480 Key lime sundae. 361 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,840 - And my Knickerbocker Gloria. - BOTH: Yes. 362 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,040 Oh! 363 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,040 Kill me now! 364 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,880 HE SIGHS 365 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,880 Ugh! 366 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,600 Ooh, hello! 367 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,680 Ugh! 368 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,200 THUNDER CRACKS 369 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,880 HE SIGHS 370 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,400 CORK POPS 371 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,520 Eurgh! Eurgh! 372 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,760 Huh! 373 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,280 Gloria! 374 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,640 Oh, Gloria. Huh! 375 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,880 THUNDER CRACKS 376 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,520 Ah... 377 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,240 Right, well, I'll take these to the charity shop, 378 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,000 and I'll see you tomorrow. Goodnight, all! 379 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,240 - Night, Hugh! - I must see if that freezer's still working. 380 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,680 That is a good plan! 381 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,200 So, Gloria, is there anything else we can do for you? 382 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,600 You've already done so much, but...you know my big gala opening 383 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,400 - on Friday? - Mm. 384 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,880 You've got such good taste in music. 385 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,120 - Could you come over and spin a few tunes? - Ooh! 386 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,400 DRUMMING ON TABLE 387 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,640 Yes, we could! 388 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,400 - You all right? - Everything's wonderful. 389 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,240 I'm not used to that. 390 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,680 I just keep thinking, 391 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,040 when's it all going to go horribly wrong? 392 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,960 - Aw! - Oh! 393 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,520 Oh! 394 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,960 MOTORBIKE REVS 395 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,240 Please, Uncle Stan, 396 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,160 you can't give up! 397 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,040 Think of the gods of Asgard. 398 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,880 Bugger the gods of Asgard! 399 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,880 LINE GOES DEAD 400 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,400 Hello. Are you not opening today? 401 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,960 It's his uncle. He says he's had enough, he's shutting up shop. 402 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,680 - Oh, he can't do that! We'd all starve! - Good morning. 403 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,640 Could I place my lunchtime order for the ice cream parlour? 404 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,800 - You might be waiting a while. - Really? 405 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,440 - I'll check the back. - Well, it all happened last night, 406 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,200 when that Jonty - you know the weather wotsit from the telly? - 407 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,240 he came in for his tea. He had the full menu - pickled eggs, an' all. 408 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,560 Anyway, when it came to the bill, he said he wouldn't pay. 409 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,280 He's too la-di-da! 410 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,640 Anyway, they let him go. 411 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,120 Good riddance to D-list celebrities is what I say! 412 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,520 But then they found out 413 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,680 he'd written a terrible review about the place. 414 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,520 - Oh! - He said the staff were tacky and the chips were soggy. 415 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,960 It's not just us. 416 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,200 He's wrote a blog about your salon, the cake shop 417 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,960 and the ice cream parlour, even though it hasn't opened yet. 418 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,320 Flamin' cheek! He said if we didn't charge him, he wouldn't do that! 419 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,440 It does seem a bit over the top to shut up shop over one bad review. 420 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,360 - Oh, that's Vikings for you. - Over the top?! 421 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,320 I'll give you over the top! 422 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:46,720 That lying weather scum's chosen the wrong warrior to do battle with! 423 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,040 - Valhalla! - ALL: With chips! 424 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,480 - DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE - Valhalla! 425 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,360 - ALL: With chips! - Valhalla! 426 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,920 ALL: With chips! 427 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,640 INDISTINCT CHATTER 428 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,600 HE RINGS BELL IMPATIENTLY 429 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,120 HE RINGS BELL IMPATIENTLY 430 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,480 Oh! Hello! 431 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,360 Now, I'm ever so sorry, I was just worming my whippets. 432 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,240 Hello, do you have a Mr Jonty Starr 433 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,880 - staying with you? - Now, I'm not at liberty to divulge, 434 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,880 but if a famous television personality... 435 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,640 - Yeah. - ..did come to this village, 436 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,760 - I'm sure this is where he would stay. - Is he in the penthouse? 437 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,040 Well... 438 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,840 Again, my lips...are sealed, 439 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:39,120 - but, uh, that's where I would put him. - Come on! 440 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,840 Um, we do just ask 441 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,520 if you could just put your name down in the...book. 442 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,640 HE HAMMERS ON DOOR 443 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,560 Open the door! 444 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,240 In the name of Thor and Odin! 445 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,520 OK, we're not going to hurt him, right? We're just going to ask him 446 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,920 - to pay what he owes. - I do wish people would learn to hang pictures. 447 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,160 - That's 45 degrees off the perpendicular. - I think we should go. 448 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,200 - He must have checked out by now. - Yeah. - That is not quite accurate. 449 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,640 The door appears to be locked 450 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,560 - from the inside. - I've got something 451 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,320 that will dismantle any lock. 452 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,160 Oh, Stan, it's made of rubber. 453 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,040 - Not that! - Oh. 454 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,760 Oh! 455 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,680 Ah! 456 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,800 Is he there? Is he hiding? 457 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,040 What's he got to say for himself? Eh? 458 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,800 {\an8}- Wincey, you really don't want to look. - Why? What? 459 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,240 WINCEY GASPS 460 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,080 Uh, don't look at me! 461 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,720 I didn't like the guy, but... 462 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,280 I think he's been writing something. 463 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,200 Probably destroying someone else's career. 464 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,920 No, that's not him. 465 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,840 It looks like the killer has written a review of the murder. 466 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,400 "Jonty put up surprisingly little struggle. 467 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,680 "A few feeble kicks, a pleading look in his eye. 468 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,360 "No stars." 469 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,320 So, where are the others? 470 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,720 They're talking to the police. PC Adam. 471 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:18,200 Oh, they'll be there a while, then! He does love a chat. 472 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,160 Now, I've made us all some coffee... 473 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,920 - Thank you. - ..for the shock. - Thank you. 474 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,920 - There we go. - That's very kind. 475 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,000 I mean, what kind of sick puppy would do summat like that? 476 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,320 Mm. Well, I'm not one to gossip... 477 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,280 - Oh, but if you were? - When I was at the book launch, 478 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,960 Jonty had a personal assistant. I think her name was Suzie. 479 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,000 Anyway, she had that sticky tape. 480 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,600 She was on her knees, taking the fluff off his trousers. 481 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,840 - So she was sorting his kecks out? - Yeah. 482 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,240 And why does that mean that 483 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,280 - she wanted him slain? - Just saying. 484 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,760 Oh, Clary! 485 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,440 What's this I hear about a murder? 486 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:01,240 Oh, it's Jonty Starr. You know, the weatherman? 487 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,800 - We found the body. - Ah, no! 488 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,800 Now, obviously, I am not a trained counsellor, 489 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,360 but I do work with my hands, 490 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,080 and they are very good at giving hugs. 491 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,280 Hugh Fletcher? 492 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,600 Hello, Constable. 493 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,840 How did you get past the police cordon? 494 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,560 I just had a word with him. 495 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,840 His mam knows my mam. We go way back. 496 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,880 Oh. Well, I'm glad. 497 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,480 We believe that there may be a malicious communication element 498 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,920 to this, so we're asking everyone on the scene to hand over 499 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,840 - their digital devices. - It's true. 500 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,760 We've all handed in our phones. 501 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,200 I'm enjoying the silence. 502 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,200 - Yeah... - HUGH CLEARS THROAT 503 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,640 Yeah, all right. 504 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,680 Now, we need a bit of space, 505 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,840 so could everyone please leave the crime scene? 506 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,040 WINCEY GROANS 507 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,720 See ya. 508 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,680 That was kind, Clary, thank you. 509 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,440 - It looks like a locked-room murder... - Mm. 510 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,720 ..but, I mean, it can't be. 511 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,960 So maybe the killer got out through the window, 512 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,000 or went up through the attic. 513 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,080 Or maybe the killer was in the room when we broke in. 514 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,600 Oh. 515 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:25,120 - Hiding under the bed. - And that review that the killer wrote, 516 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,760 well, that suggests that the killer was taking revenge for one of 517 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,760 - Jonty's reviews. - Or it was a brilliant double bluff. 518 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,880 Um, excuse me, do either of you own a red Audi? 519 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,440 It's been here all day and it's in a shocking state. 520 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,320 Well, I don't think much of their valet parking services. 521 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,240 Hey, look in the back. 522 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,240 Ah! 523 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,120 I think Adam needs to know about this. 524 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,240 Thanks for the intel. 525 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,160 It was his car, though he was driven everywhere 526 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,560 - by his personal assistant. - Suzie? 527 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,440 - How do you know that? - I'm a very good friend of Wincey's. 528 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,040 - Oh. - Huh! - Well, we need to have 529 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,040 It's highly likely that whoever smashed up his car 530 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,360 then went on to murder him. We should now be getting some CCTV. 531 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,480 Do you know when, roughly, that he died? 532 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,440 Well, according to his phone records, we reckon around midnight, 533 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,040 - which is interesting. - Yes? 534 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,880 Yeah, well, anyone could have got into the motel. 535 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,440 It's not exactly Fort Knox. 536 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,120 But how did the killer get Jonty to open his bedroom door at midnight? 537 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,040 It must have been somebody that he knew and trusted. 538 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,440 Well, speaking of opening things, we need to open the salon. 539 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,880 You can stay with PC Watson, but I desperately need to walk off 540 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,520 that Black Forest gateau! 541 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,840 SHE WHISPERS: You can stay. 542 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,600 And slide, and slide, and... 543 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,800 Got it! You know what I don't get? 544 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,320 - Yeah? - Is why Jonty came here to do his book launch. 545 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,640 I mean, surely he'd have sold more copies in Manchester? 546 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,440 I think he must have roots here or something. 547 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,760 We've got a lovely market, with half-priced doughnuts 548 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,640 on a Wednesday, but he doesn't look like 549 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,040 - he eats sugar. - Sh! Sh! - No, don't shush me... 550 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,800 No, there's someone there. 551 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,640 What are you staring at? 552 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,520 I don't mean to creep you out, but... 553 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,160 ..is your name Suzie? 554 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,080 Who wants to know? 555 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,520 Well, quite a lot of people. 556 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,640 - Did you used to work for Jonty Starr? - I gave the best years 557 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,520 of my life to that ungrateful, hateful little weather pillock! 558 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,040 SUZIE CLEARS THROAT 559 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,720 Uh, he... He's dead. 560 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,440 What?! 561 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,240 They found his body at the motel. 562 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,120 Not Jonty! 563 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,760 Not my poor baby! 564 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,560 I think the police want to have a word with you. 565 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,040 Well, it's really not convenient! 566 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,120 Well, you can try that, but I don't think it'll fly. 567 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,320 I mean, I haven't slept. I... 568 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,280 I look like a scarecrow, and I've got fox poo in my hair. 569 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,400 I actually think we've got a shampoo for that. 570 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,280 Right! Let's get you seated. 571 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,560 Oh, thanks, love. 572 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,040 It feels so good to be clean! 573 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,280 I know, it's heaven, isn't it? 574 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,920 Nothing better, 575 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,800 apart, perhaps, from 576 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,880 the healing power...of music. 577 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,120 MUSIC: Together We Are Beautiful by Fern Kinney 578 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,960 Oh, I love this one! 579 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,800 Me, an' all. 580 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,040 Right, so what are we going to do with these luscious locks? 581 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,400 Luscious?! 582 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,840 Jonty used to call me the "human Brillo Pad". 583 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,840 Oh, that's not very nice. 584 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,560 What was he like, then, as a boss? 585 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,880 Oh, he was wonderful. 586 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,080 - Except when he was being a total nightmare. - Yeah! 587 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,040 And...he was kind. 588 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,840 Except when he turned sadistic. 589 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,840 He changed like the weather, really. 590 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,600 But basically, he was... 591 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,120 ..he was, um... 592 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,440 ..he was beautiful. 593 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,720 That's lovely. 594 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,320 You are giving me some mixed messages, though. 595 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,960 He was a little boy lost, really. 596 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,960 And when he was writing his book, 597 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,560 there's this one detail he left out because it was too raw. 598 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,400 - He didn't want people to know it. - And what was that? 599 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,120 Ah, go on, you've got to tell us now. 600 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,200 Jonty was adopted as a baby, 601 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,080 and he could never understand why his birth mother gave him away. 602 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,720 It haunted him. 603 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,720 Did he look for her? Did he ever meet her? 604 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,720 Well, I suggested that he... 605 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,720 SHOP BELL RINGS 606 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,360 Suzie Bagshot? 607 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,280 Yes? 608 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,960 - I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. - No! 609 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,320 anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 610 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,720 when questioned something which you later rely on in court. 611 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,640 Just in the back there, please. 612 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,720 Wait! 613 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,800 Can I have a word? 614 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,880 Well, I'm a bit busy, what, with apprehending murderers, 615 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,400 but... We saw her smashing up his car yesterday evening. 616 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,440 It was on CCTV. And then she ran in the direction of the motel, so... 617 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,600 Well, when we found her, she was sat behind some bins in an alleyway, 618 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,800 drinking Cypriot cooking wine. 619 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,360 Don't you think if she'd just...murdered someone, 620 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,960 that...she'd run? 621 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,040 Look, just... Just leave the police business to me. Yeah? 622 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,760 Fine. 623 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,200 Yeah, I'll... 624 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,680 I'll get back to my hair. 625 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:42,360 CHURCH BELLS RING 626 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,040 Right... 627 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,880 Right. 628 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,680 UPBEAT MUSIC 629 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,160 Oh. 630 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,800 Hello? 631 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,080 Hello, is anyone home? 632 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,200 Oh! 633 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,960 - Hello there! - Oh! - Oh! 634 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,160 Gloria! 635 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,040 - You look magnificent. - Oh, thank you. 636 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,920 Did you, um... 637 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,480 Did you hear about Jonty Starr? 638 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,960 I did, and I'm trying not to think about it. 639 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,120 Fair dos. 640 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,560 You gave us a scare, though. 641 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,720 This place is quite dark! 642 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,320 So it is. 643 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,200 - Parky? - Yes? 644 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,880 Let there be light! 645 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,080 Oh, wow! 646 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,720 It's like Las Vegas! 647 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,440 I've put out all the chairs, 648 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,320 and put my back out in the process. 649 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,040 And now the ice cream's churning... 650 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,720 ..as is my stomach. 651 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,520 It's all going to be all right. 652 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,000 I'm going to get a groove on, Gloria. 653 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,800 Get this party started. 654 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,800 GLORIA CHUCKLES 655 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,400 I hope you're prepared to run out of ice cream, 656 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,640 because I do believe the whole village is coming. 657 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,120 - Really? - Mm. 658 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,800 Oh, my! 659 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,920 I don't feel ready. 660 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,800 MUSIC: Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep by Middle of the Road 661 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,880 Hey! You've worked your whole life for this. 662 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,040 It's everything you've always wanted. 663 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,320 Oh, excuse me! 664 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,120 Parky! 665 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,760 I'm on it, like a bonnet. 666 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,200 Well, I suppose I ought to ask if you're all right, 667 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,800 but I think we both know the answer to that. 668 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,200 Sorry. 669 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,760 It's just the pressure. 670 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,520 It's starting to get to me. 671 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,840 Is it? 672 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,000 No, it's just, Gloria, when you came into the salon, 673 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,840 you said you'd never got round to having kiddies, but the thing is, 674 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,680 I'm a hairdresser. 675 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,000 My chair is a polygraph and...you didn't pass. 676 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,000 What about just now? 677 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,240 I put on Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep... 678 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,160 - Oh! - ..you're in floods of tears, running into the stock room. 679 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,920 Gloria, did you ever have kids? 680 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,800 I did. 681 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,360 Just the one. 682 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,240 Just after I got married. 683 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,200 But Steve did the maths and worked out it wasn't his, 684 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,840 and made me have the poor little thing adopted. 685 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,040 I cried for a whole year. 686 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,520 Oh, love! 687 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,520 And then it turned out it was my one chance to have a baby. 688 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,960 Oh! 689 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,240 Why do the worst things happen to 690 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,160 the best people, eh? 691 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,160 GLORIA CHUCKLES 692 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,200 So when did you find out what had happened to the baby? 693 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,160 Oh... 694 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,520 Last night. 695 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,000 - Oh, I'm sorry, but we're not actually open. - Oh! 696 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,480 Oh, that's a shame. 697 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,800 I was going to offer you a drink. 698 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,160 As I say, we're not open. 699 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,800 Oh, yeah. 700 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,560 Turn me out onto the street, 701 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,920 the way you did all them years ago. 702 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,600 - What?! - What shall I call you, then? 703 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,040 Gloria, Knickerbocker Gloria... 704 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,720 ..or Mummy? 705 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,120 No! 706 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,000 He gave me his place and date of birth, 707 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,640 and I knew he wasn't lying. 708 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,880 This was my boy. 709 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,400 The one who was taken away from me. 710 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,680 Oh, love! 711 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,000 I never wanted to give you up. 712 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,960 - I've got so much love to give you. - Ha! It's a bit late for that now! 713 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,680 - I know. - It's a nice place you've got here. 714 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,600 You've done well with it. I suppose it must be 715 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,520 - your baby. - Oh, Jonty, please! - And I want 716 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,720 every penny. Every... Every ice cream you sell, 717 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,280 every rum and raisin, every raspberry ripple, 718 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,480 it all comes to me! 719 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,600 So what did you say? 720 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,720 - I was just stunned. - Yeah. 721 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:19,760 He was shouting and threatening me, and then he just walked away. 722 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,560 And I wish I'd run after him, 723 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,000 then I could have stopped this whole nightmare from happening. 724 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,160 I've just got to get through tonight. 725 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,480 So many people rely on me. 726 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,000 Clary! 727 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,240 Clary, here's where we are with the plotsicle. 728 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,920 - Jonty Starr is Gloria's... - Right! 729 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,480 Well, we're sorted for wafers and sprinkles. 730 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,200 Even if I do have enough to feed the five thousand. 731 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,240 And can I just say, I am so sorry. 732 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,920 That man was a bitter, twisted individual, 733 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,920 who decided to take it out on the 734 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,640 loveliest people I've ever met. 735 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,800 - Right. - "My hair was shampooed by a clueless assistant. 736 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,640 "A braindead, bouffant Barbie doll." 737 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,800 - I mean... - I don't know what you're talking about. 738 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,840 Jonty's awful review of the salon. 739 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,160 Oh, I actually hadn't read it. 740 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,600 Hugh Fletcher? 741 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,840 - Could I have a word? - Yeah. 742 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,240 I was hoping to return your phone, but we may have to 743 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,120 - hold on to it for a bit longer. - I don't see why. 744 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,880 - I never had any dealings with the man. - No, but 745 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,680 you do have quite a collection of photos of a young hairdresser 746 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,160 called Clary. Her face, her hair, her body. 747 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,400 It's not illegal. 748 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,480 There's nothing obscene or indecent. 749 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,800 Gloria said that Clary gave you a bag of her clothes 750 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,360 to take to the charity shop, but when I spoke to the owner, 751 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,720 - he hadn't received them yet. - Yeah, well, I, uh... 752 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,000 - What are you suggesting? - See, I think you've become obsessed 753 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,680 with Miss Coombs, and then a famous celebrity came to 754 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,800 - the village and wrote terrible things about her. - Yeah, he did. 755 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,640 - And it brought my obsession right to the surface. - Yeah. 756 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,800 - Your obsession. - Yeah. And it's not right to keep these things hidden. 757 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,160 I'm going to tell her exactly how I feel. 758 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,200 Clary Coombs! 759 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,280 - Can you just give me a sec? - No. This can't wait a moment longer. 760 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,800 - Oh, right. - You are THE most beautiful woman 761 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,760 I've ever laid eyes on. 762 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,800 - That's nice. - And I have a dream... 763 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,440 I can see this is private, but I can't leave because of safety. 764 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,080 Fine. ..a certain something that I've always wanted to do. 765 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,360 What is it? 766 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,680 I would love to be... 767 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,040 - ..a drag queen. - What?! - Huh! 768 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,760 Now, I know I'm just an awkward Welsh handyman, 769 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,320 but I have a desire to perform, to get in touch with my feminine side. 770 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,320 - No higher aim. - And, Clary, dear, I have been studying your hair, 771 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,600 your make-up, your...je ne sais quoi. 772 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,400 Can I use you as my style icon? 773 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,320 - Oh, of course! - Mwah! 774 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,800 Oh, see, that's not weird now. 775 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,760 Yeah! 776 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,760 THEY LAUGH 777 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,200 - I've just looked outside and there's a queue past the chippy. - No! 778 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,720 Let's scoop some ice cream! 779 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:57,040 MUSIC: Must Be The Love by Wesley Bright 780 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,560 The whole world turned up! 781 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,640 And I bet my Japanese scissors the killer is here tonight. 782 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,760 But how did they get into Jonty's room? 783 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,880 What did Jonty love more than anything else? 784 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,400 - Himself. - Yeah. 785 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,760 - And money. - Yeah. 786 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,080 - And fame. - Yeah. 787 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,760 Being in the limelight. 788 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,480 Oh, that's it! 789 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,840 Light! 790 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,280 - Spin some discs for me. - OK. 791 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,560 Hey, Parky... 792 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,000 ..fancy a chinwag? 793 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,200 I, um, do need to keep an eye on things, 794 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,480 for possible health-and-safety breaches. 795 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,280 Oh, yeah. You're very good at that, aren't you? I remember you'd gone 796 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,120 to check the freezers, hadn't you, when Jonty came round? 797 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,880 So you must have heard the argy-bargy. 798 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,080 - Jonty, please! - And I want every penny! 799 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,560 Every... Every ice cream you sell, 800 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,240 every rum and raisin, every raspberry ripple, 801 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,200 it all comes to me! 802 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,880 I might have heard him, but, um, he ran off. 803 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,520 Locked himself in his room. 804 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,440 We've only your word for that, though, haven't we? 805 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,480 The door appears to be locked 806 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,920 from the inside. 807 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,800 See, I think the door was locked from the outside, 808 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,000 and when we broke in, you put the key back in the keyhole. 809 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,440 But how could I have got into his room, in order to kill him? 810 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,160 Yeah, I've been wondering about that. 811 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,480 And then I thought... 812 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,640 ..maybe the killer didn't go into the room. 813 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,040 Maybe he lured Jonty out. 814 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,680 And how would you do that? 815 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,520 Well, a friendly neighbourhood electrician would just 816 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,000 go to the fuse box, turn off all the power to Jonty's room. 817 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,680 And then Jonty, who liked nothing more than... 818 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,720 JONTY SIGHS 819 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,720 ..a mammoth whinge, would come 820 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,040 powering out, bellyaching, 821 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,520 in the dark, 822 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,360 in a state of total confusion. 823 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,760 GRUNTING 824 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,280 Get off me! 825 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,720 Agh! Agh! 826 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,600 You knew he was drunk as a skunk. 827 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,880 Didn't take much to suffocate him. 828 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,680 And then you went back with us, so that if the police found 829 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,040 any traces of you, you could say you left them there that morning 830 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,400 - and not the night before. - But why would I kill him? 831 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,000 I hardly knew the man! 832 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,120 Gloria thinks you're the sweetest, kindest man on Earth. 833 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,720 She is... 834 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,240 ..the sweetest, kindest person. 835 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,480 You saw what her husband did to her, didn't you? 836 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,560 - All those years. - Yes. 837 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,560 He was like a schoolboy, 838 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,960 pulling the wings off an insect. 839 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,960 I couldn't do anything. 840 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,880 And then he died, and she got her life back together, 841 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,320 and she started this amazing place. 842 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,480 And then Jonty turned up. 843 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,840 He wanted to destroy everything. 844 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,560 She deserves to finally be happy. 845 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,560 Listen, he was not a nice man... 846 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,960 ..but I don't think anyone deserves to die like that. 847 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,880 And now your problem is, everyone is going to think it was Gloria. 848 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,160 They are! The police, the press, 849 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,040 - every neighbourhood gossip. - No. 850 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,800 That was not my intended outcome. 851 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,640 Yeah, but that is what's going to happen, 852 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,320 unless you step up and you do the right thing. 853 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,760 I've really messed things up, haven't I? 854 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,520 MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND 855 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,920 Oh, it's my guardian angel! 856 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,760 Thank you for having faith in me. 857 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,720 Oh, you are so welcome. 858 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,520 And, Parky? 859 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,000 - Yes? - You have been my rock. 860 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,760 I could never have done it without you. 861 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,040 Yes. Well... 862 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,640 ..I think from now on, you might have to. 863 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,280 - Sorry? - But...please, 864 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,400 whatever happens, 865 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,600 don't let anyone ruin your dreams. 866 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,920 - PC Adam? - Yeah? 867 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,880 There's something I've got to confess. 868 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,200 - Would you like a custard cream with that? - Oh, no, ta. 869 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,880 I'm still stuffed of ice cream. 870 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,360 Yeah, it's still swilling around inside me. 871 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,800 SHOP BELL RINGS 872 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,960 BOTH: Suzie! 873 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,920 You wouldn't believe the week I've had! 874 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,000 Oh, we would, actually! 875 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,080 And the worst part is, I never got my lovely haircut. 876 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,200 My luscious locks are sorely in need of attention. 877 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,000 Well, we can soon fix that for you. 878 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,360 You're in luck. 879 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,920 - Quiet day at the salon. - Not out there, it's not. 880 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,320 There's this very loud woman, stomping round town 881 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,320 in platform boots. 882 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,000 MUSIC: I Love To Boogie by T. Rex 883 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,520 # We love to boogie 884 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,240 # Jitterbug boogie 885 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,080 # Bolan pretty boogie 886 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,760 # We love to boogie 887 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,720 # On a Saturday night... # 888 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,040 SHOP BELL RINGS 889 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,400 Ta-da! 890 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,000 Oh, Hugh! 891 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,040 You look amazing! 892 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,080 Oh, it's... It's like looking in a mirror! 893 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,960 Really? You're not just saying that to be nice? 894 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,600 Well... 895 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,680 I... 896 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,680 What's wrong with us all being nice to each other, eh? 897 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,680 Yeah! 898 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,200 Whoo! 899 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,200 THEY GIGGLE 900 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,120 # With your black velvet cape and your stovepipe hat 901 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,840 # Be-bop, baby, the dance is where it's at 902 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,040 # I love to boogie 903 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,520 # Yes, I love to boogie on a Saturday night. # 904 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,680 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 905 00:43:30,730 --> 00:43:35,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 66954

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