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Thank you.
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Hmm... Let's try a little more.
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See if you're missing, you brooch. Get
out of this life.
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Want some advice?
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Hey, you don't have to offend me either.
Come on, look for a sexual counselor.
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Here in the motel, there's one on duty.
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You don't make men like you used to.
Where's mine?
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There.
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Quando o pau levantar e você me quiser,
estou às ordens.
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Tchauzinho.
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I want to make an interview with the
sexual counselor.
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Perfectly, sir.
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Okay.
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Do you want to talk to me?
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I think you knocked on the wrong door.
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The gentleman did not complain about the
presence of the counselor.
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I am the one.
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Que mal lhe aflige, meu senhor.
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Estou ficando brocha.
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Não seja pessimista, meu amigo.
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Essa palavra não existe em meu
dicionário.
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O que está acontecendo é que o senhor
deve estar momentaneamente estafado, ou
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quem sabe enjoado de comer o mesmo
prato.
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Uma variação de cardápio e as vibrações
serão outras.
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Pode apostar nisso.
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Mas será que é assim tão simples?
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And the price?
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We'll talk about that after the cure.
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Don't worry.
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And what medicine am I going to take?
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Sem remédios. Vamos cortar o mal pela
raiz.
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Vim cuidar do seu caso.
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Vamos começar?
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Vem!
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But like this?
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Without any preparation?
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I don't think so.
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You can leave it.
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I'll take care of the details.
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I think it won't work.
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I've already got the amygdalas swollen.
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It's better to call for backup.
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Fuck! You're really trying to fool me,
huh?
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Son of a bitch, you shit!
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Por favor, me ligue com o Dr. Luiz.
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Como está se saindo, meu bem?
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Está duro, chefe.
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Duro? Eu sabia que você ia conseguir.
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Está duro de levantar. Estou com a
garganta dolorida de tanto chupar e até
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agora nada.
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Não desista.
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Pensamento positivo.
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Não se esqueça da primeira lição.
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Querer é poder.
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Continue chupando.
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Pense que é sorvete.
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Pimenta no cu dos outros é refresco.
Vamos partir para a solução dois.
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É, você venceu. Eu vou mandar auxílio.
Como é que vai ficar?
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Vamos tentar a solução dois.
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E o que vem a ser isso?
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Espera e verás.
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Essa dificilmente falha.
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I don't have any cusher in my ass.
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Don't worry, boss.
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Even if I wanted, I wouldn't give it to
you. My dick wasn't made to go to hell.
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So, how's it going?
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Let's put in action solution number two.
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In other words, me and Vadinho are going
to climb.
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You're going to watch.
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Maybe that way you'll motivate yourself.
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Trying doesn't cost anything.
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Since I'm fucked, I'm fucked and a half.
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So, let's get started.
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So.
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Oh. Oh.
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Vamos apelar logo para a solução 5.
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Dessa, ninguém escapa.
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Que porra de solução 5 é essa?
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Calma. Tudo tem seu tempo certo.
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Não estou gostando nada disso.
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Acho melhor deixar isso pra lá.
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Nem pensar.
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Nós somos profissionais. Quando pegamos
um caso, vamos até o fim.
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Nem que seja preciso sair lágrimas do
olho do cu.
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I want to talk to Dr. Luiz.
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Boss, it's fucked up.
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The man is as hard as a rock.
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I think we have to put into practice
solution number 5.
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It means that the champions didn't take
care of the message.
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What a fucking papillon, huh? Papillon
or what?
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The man is a hard-boiled bone.
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For a bad fucker, even the balls get in
the way.
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Pepper in the ass of the ass? Use
another one, because this one I've
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already used, fuck.
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Let's be at least original.
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You guys are there, throwing the
conversation away, and the otario here
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is wasting time.
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The freguês is always right.
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Let's work, motherfucker.
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Now I'm listening to the conversation.
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It seems that you found the right
remedy.
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Jump one ball without looking at the
other.
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Just leave the bag outside.
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Estou começando a gostar.
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Agora eu acho que vai.
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Rola nela, garoto, vai!
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Arruma essa buceta, quero ver tudo
dentro, tudinho.
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Quero ver ela sendo esporrada, esporra
na cara dela, vai, assim, gostoso.
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Fode ela.
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Põe tudo na buceta dessa vaga.
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Thank you.
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Now,
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more!
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Oh, my
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God.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Você não é um profissional.
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Estou pagando e gozo como eu quero.
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Agora que eu estava começando a sentir
um tesãozinho, você cagou no meu pau.
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Tá legal.
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Desculpe, vou dar uma mijadinha.
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Eu te acompanho.
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Borra. E nós aqui, como é que fica?
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Keep going! From three!
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It must be more tasty!
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Pinch it!
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Go, go!
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Pois é. A carne é fraca.
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Pô, se a carne é fraca, tá pensando que
a minha buceta é de borracha?
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Eu não sei, pô. Não fodo mais.
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Que se foda o profissionalismo. Vão pra
puta que os pariu.
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Também não precisa engrossar, né?
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Puta sacanagem. Nós aqui nos fodendo,
eles lá fora numa boa. Puta falta de
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profissionalismo. Vão ser folgados assim
na casa do caralho. Não estou gostando
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nada disso.
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Vamos continuar, putada.
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Assim não vai dar. Meu pau não é de
ferro.
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Mas eu estou pagando.
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Por mim o senhor pode enfiar o seu
dinheiro no cu.
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Eu quero falar com o Dr. Luiz.
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Pode falar até com a porra da sua mãe.
Eu desisto. Gente, demos uma puta
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trepada. Gozei até o cu fazer bico.
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Nós vamos desistir. O homem aí não é de
porra nenhuma.
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Essa merda não levanta nem com reza de
padre preto em sexta-feira às 13.
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Solução B?
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Solução bomba atômica.
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Agora você vai ver o que é bom pra
tosse.
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I promised that I would cure him and I
will do it. I will appeal to a drastic
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solution.
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The solution B? That's right.
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The atomic bomb.
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You will eat my ass.
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Not even fucking.
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I'm not a man to eat, son of a bitch.
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Son of a bitch, fuck.
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I'm just doing my job.
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Since when to give the ass?
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It's your job.
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You can choose.
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Either you eat or you give.
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It's your choice.
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I don't know why people have prejudices
against the ass.
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Go fuck yourself.
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01:02:22,010 --> 01:02:28,510
It's not that bad.
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01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:37,160
Envia com vontade, safado. Não esqueça
que você está comendo um cu de macho.
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Um cu de macho.
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Um cu de macho.
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Um cu de macho. Um cu de macho. Um cu de
macho. Um cu de
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macho.
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