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Um, Mom? I have a serious problem right now.
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You do? What is it, honey?
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Well, um, you know how I was supposed to have a date earlier today?
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And she hasn't showed up all day.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well, I sort of took a pill, um, to kind of make the date go better, if you know what I mean.
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And now I've been hard for like all day, and I date won't go away.
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And I know the ads say if it's been more than four hours, I call a doctor, but...
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You know, I always thought they should have said, call more girls.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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So it's been that long?
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Yeah.
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Well, here, let me see. I mean, I keep hearing about this, but not that I have had personal experience.
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I mean, well, I guess that seems kind of weird.
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But I'll think of it, that's why I've always taken care of you, haven't I?
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I've been like this all day, so like I don't really care at this point.
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Yeah.
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It's just such a huge problem.
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It's...
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Well, I mean, it looks okay.
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It does. I mean, it's not discolored or anything.
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Okay.
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Hmm, I'm sure he was kind to you, son.
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Um, but...
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You know, maybe...
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Have you tried to come? Have you been masturbating? And...
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I tried and I did a couple times, but still, like, it wouldn't go down.
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It still didn't go down.
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I mean, third time's a charm.
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I guess so.
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Did it do it?
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Why don't I try?
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Maybe?
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I'll try anything at this point. I'm just, it's been so bad.
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Yeah? Well, here.
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Come here.
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Let's see what I can do for you.
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Hmm. I mean...
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Oh, well.
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Oh, I don't want to...
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Oh, I don't want to...
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No.
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I know I shouldn't, but...
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I mean, everything looks healthy.
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It doesn't look like, you know...
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It's just getting harder.
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It is.
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Maybe I should sit on it.
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I guess we could try that.
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I mean, this is, I'm kind of freaking out about it right now.
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Yeah.
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It is awful hard, isn't it?
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But I think it'll be alright.
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Oh yeah, let's try sitting on it.
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I think that might work.
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I think it's going to be alright.
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I'm going to try it.
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I'm going to try it.
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I'm going to try it.
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I'm going to try it.
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I'm going to try it.
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I'm going to try it.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh God.
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It feels good.
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It can't be all bad.
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It's as good as it feels.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh my, look at that.
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Yeah, this place definitely worked.
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It worked so hard.
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Yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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oh my
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hmm yes
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Let's savor that for a moment.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh yes, yes.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yes.
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Oh my god.
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oh yeah
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oh yeah
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Oh my, oh that's a lot.
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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And eight...
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And nine...
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And ten...
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And eleven...
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And twelve...
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And thirteen...
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And fourteen...
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And fifteen...
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And sixteen...
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And eighteen...
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And nineteen...
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And twenty...
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And twenty-two...
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And twenty-three...
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And twenty-four...
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And twenty-five...
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my.
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Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh yeah! Oh, fuck yeah! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Yes! Yes!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh my god!
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Yes!
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Oh my god!
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Oh yeah!
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Yeah!
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Oh my!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh yes!
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Oh yeah!
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Ah! Yeah!
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Oh yeah baby!
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Yeah! Oh my!
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Oh my god! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Oh my!
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Oh yes!
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Oh my god!
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Oh! Oh baby!
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Yeah! Oh my!
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God!
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Yeah!
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Oh yeah!
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Yes! Yes!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh! Oh yeah!
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Yes! Oh! Oh my!
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Yeah!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh yes!
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Oh, yes.
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I think it might be getting a little softer now.
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Yeah, you think it might go down now?
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I think it might go down now.
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I hope so.
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Yeah.
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If not, come back and see me.
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