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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,741 --> 00:00:07,900 "Letting 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would', 2 00:00:07,901 --> 00:00:10,021 like the poor cat i' the adage?" 3 00:00:12,061 --> 00:00:15,181 [she begins voice exercises] 4 00:00:24,141 --> 00:00:27,901 That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold. 5 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:31,700 What hath quenched them hath given me fire. 6 00:00:31,701 --> 00:00:33,261 - [shriek echoes] - Hark! 7 00:00:35,141 --> 00:00:36,781 Peace. 8 00:00:37,981 --> 00:00:40,061 It was the owl that shrieked. 9 00:00:41,061 --> 00:00:44,421 The fatal bellman, which gives the stern'st goodnight. 10 00:00:46,821 --> 00:00:49,781 He is about it. 11 00:00:51,661 --> 00:00:54,540 The doors are open, and the surfeited grooms 12 00:00:54,541 --> 00:00:57,220 do mock their charge with snores. 13 00:00:57,221 --> 00:00:58,701 [she laughs] 14 00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:02,060 I have drugged their possets, 15 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:06,381 that death and nature do contend about them, whether they live... 16 00:01:07,141 --> 00:01:08,621 Or die. 17 00:01:09,501 --> 00:01:11,781 Aagh. 18 00:01:12,421 --> 00:01:14,461 [groaning continues] 19 00:01:15,581 --> 00:01:18,660 The bloody knife is real! Oh, Jesus! 20 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:19,901 Oh, God! 21 00:01:22,621 --> 00:01:24,580 [screams] 22 00:01:24,581 --> 00:01:26,461 [hubbub] 23 00:01:28,461 --> 00:01:30,181 [theme music] 24 00:01:52,661 --> 00:01:55,221 [man] I'm not superstitious, not in the slightest. 25 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:58,140 I don't pay that sort of thing any sort of attention. 26 00:01:58,141 --> 00:01:59,780 [Charlie] Quite right. 27 00:01:59,781 --> 00:02:03,620 But I went to this party and there was this woman there. 28 00:02:03,621 --> 00:02:06,340 - Maureen. - Did you get a second name? 29 00:02:06,341 --> 00:02:08,700 - No. - Description? 30 00:02:08,701 --> 00:02:11,181 Maybe we should find out what the issue is first. 31 00:02:13,181 --> 00:02:15,941 Go ahead. In your own time. 32 00:02:16,741 --> 00:02:19,900 Well, she was kind of like a, er... 33 00:02:19,901 --> 00:02:22,420 you know... a witch. 34 00:02:22,421 --> 00:02:24,940 [splutters] Like an actual witch? 35 00:02:24,941 --> 00:02:26,540 Well, no. 36 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,660 I mean, she wasn't wearing a pointy hat or anything. 37 00:02:28,661 --> 00:02:31,100 She... She claimed to have the gift. 38 00:02:31,101 --> 00:02:33,140 Second sight, I think they call it. 39 00:02:33,141 --> 00:02:36,740 She could see into the future and she saw me... 40 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:40,021 - dying on stage. - In a bad performance sense? 41 00:02:40,621 --> 00:02:42,821 In a not living any more sense. 42 00:02:43,741 --> 00:02:47,980 Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure how we would investigate a prediction. 43 00:02:47,981 --> 00:02:49,460 I... I know how this sounds, 44 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,420 but, like I said, I am not superstitious. 45 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:57,420 But I am just about to begin a run of... [quietly] Macbeth... 46 00:02:57,421 --> 00:03:00,981 - [Fergus] Hm? - Macbeth, at the Dalton. 47 00:03:01,421 --> 00:03:04,420 - More witches. - This is a big deal for me. 48 00:03:04,421 --> 00:03:08,100 It's my first lead and Maureen has given me the willies. 49 00:03:08,101 --> 00:03:09,820 [Fergus stifles a laugh] 50 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:11,740 Look, I know it's twaddle, 51 00:03:11,741 --> 00:03:14,820 but I'd feel better knowing you were looking into it. 52 00:03:14,821 --> 00:03:16,500 I'm sorry, Marcus, you seem like a nice fella 53 00:03:16,501 --> 00:03:19,341 but Fergus is right, there's nothing to investigate. 54 00:03:20,021 --> 00:03:21,701 Let's not be so hasty. 55 00:03:22,341 --> 00:03:25,020 Fergus could do with a dive into Shakespeare. 56 00:03:25,021 --> 00:03:28,060 It's going to be in your next term at Trinity. 57 00:03:28,061 --> 00:03:29,500 Yeah, yeah. 58 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,220 You know what? He could go undercover. 59 00:03:31,221 --> 00:03:32,580 I could get you in as a stagehand. 60 00:03:32,581 --> 00:03:34,700 - Sure, yeah. - I'm sorry, Marcus. 61 00:03:34,701 --> 00:03:37,021 Could you give us a moment to confer? 62 00:03:37,541 --> 00:03:39,021 Sure. 63 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,420 [whispers] Shouldn't we agree unanimously 64 00:03:43,421 --> 00:03:45,260 on which cases the agency takes on? 65 00:03:45,261 --> 00:03:47,500 No. I mean, you've just rocked up here. 66 00:03:47,501 --> 00:03:49,500 As far as I'm concerned, you're the intern. 67 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:52,220 I've got years of experience with investigations, Mother. 68 00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:53,660 A lot of people would be happy to have my input. 69 00:03:53,661 --> 00:03:55,781 Good! So, go work for them. 70 00:03:57,261 --> 00:03:59,461 - So-- - We'll look into your case, Marcus. 71 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,820 The lighting rig is still down. 72 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,420 I don't understand why it's not up if we're gonna have actors on the stage. 73 00:04:16,421 --> 00:04:18,180 All of this was discussed in the production meeting. 74 00:04:18,181 --> 00:04:19,340 - Ruth? - Why hasn't it been done? I don't understand. 75 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:20,780 - Ruth? - Why didn't you do it? 76 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:22,820 Excuse me, Ruth, um... 77 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:25,420 Ferg, this is Ruth Baird, the producer. 78 00:04:25,421 --> 00:04:28,300 Ruth, this is my cousin, Fergus, I told you about. 79 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,940 [clatter] 80 00:04:29,941 --> 00:04:32,780 You want to work in a theatre, do you? What can you do? 81 00:04:32,781 --> 00:04:34,700 Anything. I like to work. 82 00:04:34,701 --> 00:04:37,740 Music to my ears. Any good with a hammer and nails? 83 00:04:37,741 --> 00:04:39,181 Try me. 84 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,341 - Hiya. - All right? 85 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:49,421 - Er... I'm... I... - [drill whirrs] 86 00:04:49,981 --> 00:04:51,740 [Ruth] This could be great for the Dalton, 87 00:04:51,741 --> 00:04:53,300 a real talking point. 88 00:04:53,301 --> 00:04:55,900 [man] You want me to take out 30 stall seats 89 00:04:55,901 --> 00:04:58,780 just so Hugo can satisfy his latest whim? 90 00:04:58,781 --> 00:05:02,660 To keep him happy. A happy Hugo is an engaged Hugo. 91 00:05:02,661 --> 00:05:04,220 Which means we'll stay on schedule. 92 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,900 Which means I won't get another ulcer 93 00:05:05,901 --> 00:05:08,501 and we both know he'll go off the idea by opening night. 94 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:12,180 How about this? You can have the extra stage 95 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:16,181 if you guarantee the lost revenue to the house. 96 00:05:17,501 --> 00:05:20,060 - Fine. - Don't be so hasty. 97 00:05:20,061 --> 00:05:22,820 If this run isn't a success, you'll lose a lot of money. 98 00:05:22,821 --> 00:05:25,461 It's going to be a hit. 99 00:05:26,301 --> 00:05:27,981 Oh, right. 100 00:05:28,421 --> 00:05:31,701 Why don't you and I grab a drink? 101 00:05:32,181 --> 00:05:33,901 And you can try and convince me. 102 00:05:46,661 --> 00:05:49,980 - Who was that with Ruth? - Oh, that's Sam Dalton. 103 00:05:49,981 --> 00:05:53,060 Dalton? As in Dalton theatre? 104 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,901 Yeah. His grandfather opened it 50-odd years ago. 105 00:05:56,541 --> 00:06:00,061 Heard of Guy Dalton? He was a film star. 106 00:06:02,141 --> 00:06:07,101 Worked with all the old greats. Ah, Jimmy Stewart, Kirk Douglas. 107 00:06:08,061 --> 00:06:10,501 - Elizabeth Taylor? - Nnn? 108 00:06:11,381 --> 00:06:13,540 Then as he got older, he started thinking about his legacy 109 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:16,780 and decided to open up a theatre in his ancestral home. 110 00:06:16,781 --> 00:06:19,780 - And now his grandson runs it? - It's the age of the nepo baby. 111 00:06:19,781 --> 00:06:22,500 - Coming through. - Gather, ye! Gather, ye. 112 00:06:22,501 --> 00:06:25,621 - [clattering] - Gather, ye. Quiet, please! 113 00:06:29,781 --> 00:06:35,020 Marcus, my marvellous Macbeth, don't think. 114 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:36,980 Act three, scene one. 115 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:39,621 "Now, if you have a station..." 116 00:06:40,621 --> 00:06:41,941 Go! 117 00:06:42,421 --> 00:06:44,940 Now, if you have a station in the file, 118 00:06:44,941 --> 00:06:47,580 not i' the worst rank of manhood, say it, 119 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,860 and I'll put that business in your bosom 120 00:06:49,861 --> 00:06:51,700 whose execution takes your enemy off... 121 00:06:51,701 --> 00:06:53,620 - I just need to use the loo. - ...grapples you to the heart 122 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,621 - and love of us... - [actor] My liege. 123 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:59,780 The vile blows and buffets of the world 124 00:06:59,781 --> 00:07:03,540 hath so incensed that I am reckless 125 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:05,220 what I do to spite the world. 126 00:07:05,221 --> 00:07:06,940 And I another, so weary with desire-- 127 00:07:06,941 --> 00:07:08,461 No, stop, stop, stop! 128 00:07:12,941 --> 00:07:15,340 - Are you bored? - No. 129 00:07:15,341 --> 00:07:18,140 You're going to murder a man, 130 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:21,700 an important man, a king no less, 131 00:07:21,701 --> 00:07:24,860 and you sound like you'd rather be doing something else. 132 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,860 Playing your X-Box maybe? 133 00:07:26,861 --> 00:07:29,540 - Playing your bongos? - Bongos? 134 00:07:29,541 --> 00:07:33,260 Look, a good director never tells an actor 135 00:07:33,261 --> 00:07:36,740 that his interpretation of a character is wrong or bad. 136 00:07:36,741 --> 00:07:40,141 Yours isn't bad, it's just not good. 137 00:07:40,741 --> 00:07:43,900 You're joking? I gave up a part in Dublin Streets for this. 138 00:07:43,901 --> 00:07:47,860 Look, what we do here, in this place, 139 00:07:47,861 --> 00:07:50,100 in this Eden, 140 00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:53,620 in this Xanadu, 141 00:07:53,621 --> 00:07:57,340 when we utter the great Bard's words, 142 00:07:57,341 --> 00:07:59,820 it brings us closer to God. 143 00:07:59,821 --> 00:08:02,140 A shitty daytime soap cannot do that. 144 00:08:02,141 --> 00:08:05,900 It does not elevate. It does not caress our souls. 145 00:08:05,901 --> 00:08:07,940 It does not carry us in its sweet embrace. 146 00:08:07,941 --> 00:08:09,261 But it pays the rent. 147 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:20,821 My heart is broken. 148 00:08:22,861 --> 00:08:26,701 Go, with love, my friend. 149 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,340 Hugo, come on, 150 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:34,900 it's two days before we open and now we have to replace him. 151 00:08:34,901 --> 00:08:37,820 Beautiful Ruthie. Sweet Ruthie. 152 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:41,220 He was not the right fit. 153 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,780 Now we have no Second Murderer. 154 00:08:42,781 --> 00:08:44,220 Dionysus will come to our rescue. 155 00:08:44,221 --> 00:08:46,780 Well, Dionysus better bloody hurry up. 156 00:08:46,781 --> 00:08:49,820 [Hugo] Look, what did I tell you? 157 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,861 - Him? - [laughing] Jesus! 158 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:57,100 I love your energy. And your look! 159 00:08:57,101 --> 00:09:00,500 The dreads, they are perfect. 160 00:09:00,501 --> 00:09:04,781 There you go, Ruth. Dionysus has brought us a new murderer. 161 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:07,821 Welcome to the theatre, young man. 162 00:09:10,181 --> 00:09:12,980 [Pierce] I checked the old files after you called. 163 00:09:12,981 --> 00:09:14,980 There's been several deaths at the Dalton. 164 00:09:14,981 --> 00:09:16,940 - Well, any-- - Any of them suspicious? 165 00:09:16,941 --> 00:09:19,220 Not overtly. Several of the audience members 166 00:09:19,221 --> 00:09:21,940 have died of heart attacks, strokes, that sort of thing. 167 00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:24,140 - All natural causes. - Well, I mean, not surprising, 168 00:09:24,141 --> 00:09:26,300 considering the average age of theatre audiences. 169 00:09:26,301 --> 00:09:29,861 Exactly! But there was one thing that did stand out. 170 00:09:30,381 --> 00:09:34,740 You said this death-yet-to-be was linked to a run of Macbeth. 171 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,460 - Right? - That's right. 172 00:09:36,461 --> 00:09:38,700 Well, there have been three other productions of Macbeth 173 00:09:38,701 --> 00:09:41,340 at the Dalton where someone died on stage, 174 00:09:41,341 --> 00:09:42,900 all on opening night. 175 00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:45,220 How come no one spotted this before? 176 00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:47,100 What is there to spot? 177 00:09:47,101 --> 00:09:50,060 They've all been chalked up to accidental deaths 178 00:09:50,061 --> 00:09:52,821 and, er, the last one was... 179 00:09:53,981 --> 00:09:58,140 - ...over 30 years ago. - Definitely accidental? 180 00:09:58,141 --> 00:10:01,140 1975, a lighting rig fell onto the stage, 181 00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:02,820 killing one of the witches. 182 00:10:02,821 --> 00:10:06,500 '87, a trapdoor malfunctioned killing the actor Banquo. 183 00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:09,380 And 1992, the actor playing Macbeth 184 00:10:09,381 --> 00:10:13,580 stabbed the actor playing Duncan with a real knife live on stage. 185 00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:14,780 [Harry] Hm. 186 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,861 Dead on stage. 187 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:19,140 Quite. 188 00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:22,380 Look, it might just be bad luck. 189 00:10:22,381 --> 00:10:24,340 It might be nothing. 190 00:10:24,341 --> 00:10:26,100 It is the Scottish play, after all. 191 00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:27,660 I don't believe in curses. 192 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:31,740 Well, me neither, normally, but it is Macbeth. 193 00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:34,340 Well, I'm gonna approach this like any other case. 194 00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:37,980 The '92 one, actor playing Macbeth was called John Barrel. 195 00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:39,420 He was convicted of manslaughter, 196 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,380 served prison time. 197 00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:42,940 I'm gonna find an address for him. 198 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:44,740 You do that, dear. 199 00:10:44,741 --> 00:10:47,181 - Thanks for the help, Doc. - My pleasure. 200 00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:51,740 Could I have a quick word? 201 00:10:51,741 --> 00:10:54,021 I'll make some calls. 202 00:10:56,621 --> 00:10:58,220 - [door closes] - Something you needed? 203 00:10:58,221 --> 00:11:00,261 I, er... 204 00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:05,020 I was just wondering if that drink is still on offer? 205 00:11:05,021 --> 00:11:08,820 - The one you were too busy for? - Yeah, well, I've reconsidered. 206 00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:11,100 All work and no play and all that. 207 00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:14,420 And I think it's good to recharge the little grey cells from time to time, 208 00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:17,901 and I have a very decent bottle of Chateau Margaux. 209 00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:21,860 I find it works wonders. 210 00:11:21,861 --> 00:11:25,181 Well, you're the doctor. You know. 211 00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:29,140 Well, it generally doesn't help with a lot of my patients, 212 00:11:29,141 --> 00:11:32,101 but... how about Friday? 213 00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:36,620 - Well, Saturday's better. - How about Saturday? 214 00:11:36,621 --> 00:11:39,140 Look, just so we know where we stand. 215 00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:43,501 I'm not interested in playing games. Life's too short. 216 00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:48,460 Well... I know I've been running a little hot and cold lately, 217 00:11:48,461 --> 00:11:51,541 but I'm not interested in games either. 218 00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:55,021 I... I just want to make sure. 219 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,581 And I don't do things lightly, Harry. 220 00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:02,061 That's good. 221 00:12:03,701 --> 00:12:05,461 I like honesty. 222 00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:11,781 [door opens, closes] 223 00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:15,861 - Good night, George. - Good night, man. 224 00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:34,981 - Ghost light. - Come again? 225 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:38,380 Well, a theatre should never be completely dark. 226 00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:40,300 The light appeases the ghosts. 227 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,380 Lets them come out and perform when the living have gone. 228 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:45,661 You don't really believe in that sort of thing? 229 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:49,861 - Do you? - No. 230 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:54,061 But the ghosts do. See you tomorrow. 231 00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:56,661 [whistles] 232 00:12:57,221 --> 00:13:00,020 Hey. No whistling either. 233 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,940 - It's bad luck. - It is? 234 00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:04,340 Back in the day, sailors were employed backstage 235 00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:07,501 and they'd use coded whistles to communicate with each other. 236 00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:09,780 An accidental whistle 237 00:13:09,781 --> 00:13:12,461 could see a piece of scenery being dropped on someone. 238 00:13:15,981 --> 00:13:18,301 Dangerous place, the theatre. 239 00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:37,900 [thud] 240 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,501 Hello? 241 00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:42,381 Hello? 242 00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:50,500 Get a grip. No such thing as ghosts. 243 00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:52,621 You are perfectly safe. 244 00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:06,781 [Sam] What the...? 245 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,861 Bloody hell! 246 00:14:12,221 --> 00:14:14,060 - Come on, wake up. Come on. - [groans] 247 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,661 Come on, wake up. 248 00:14:18,861 --> 00:14:22,180 - That's it. Sit up. - [groans] 249 00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:24,300 [laughs] No harm done. 250 00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:27,621 Tell that to my head. What happened? 251 00:14:30,101 --> 00:14:32,180 - Sandbag. - Oh. 252 00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,861 Must have come loose. 253 00:14:34,821 --> 00:14:37,740 You know, you really shouldn't be on the stage at this time of night. 254 00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:40,540 I was helping Ruth with the ghost light. 255 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:43,220 Ruth was telling me about you. 256 00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:45,700 Come on, let's get you a drink. 257 00:14:45,701 --> 00:14:48,421 - What? - A drink for your concussion. 258 00:14:50,381 --> 00:14:52,460 [drawer opens] 259 00:14:52,461 --> 00:14:55,900 [Sam] I've got a special bottle, strictly for VIPs. 260 00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,540 What, am I a VIP? 261 00:14:57,541 --> 00:14:59,901 You're part of the family now...? 262 00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:05,260 - Fergus. - Yes, exactly. Fergus. 263 00:15:05,261 --> 00:15:06,981 [Sam chuckles] 264 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:12,061 This is an 18-year-old single malt from Balfe's. 265 00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:21,741 Mm. You can taste the Boyne. 266 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:26,340 - How do you know about whiskey? - Oh, I get around. 267 00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:29,660 So, your... your grandfather opened this place 268 00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:32,340 and passed it down through the generations? 269 00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:35,300 Actually, no. My father died when I was quite young. 270 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,580 Then when Guy left to go back to Hollywood, 271 00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:41,381 Jenny Maloney ran it. You know who that is? 272 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,781 Irish theatre royalty. 273 00:15:49,221 --> 00:15:53,460 Our illustrious producer, Ruth, is her daughter. 274 00:15:53,461 --> 00:15:55,980 Nepotism at its best. 275 00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:57,740 Ruth wouldn't be here 276 00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,941 if it wasn't for who her mother was. [scoffs] 277 00:16:00,781 --> 00:16:03,181 She's a tricky one, for sure. 278 00:16:04,661 --> 00:16:08,420 Like... [lowers his voice] I know for a fact 279 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:11,101 she's not gay or seeing anyone. 280 00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:15,060 But every time I ask her out for a drink, she turns me down. 281 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,341 I mean, what's that about? 282 00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:21,021 Must be hard running a theatre. Expensive. 283 00:16:21,741 --> 00:16:23,180 Hope you're insured. 284 00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,381 Oh, no, not for me. I'm fine. 285 00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:27,460 Oh. 286 00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:29,060 Insurance is the bane of my life. 287 00:16:29,061 --> 00:16:31,420 Every single thing in this theatre is insured. 288 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:32,620 Costs a bloody fortune. 289 00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:34,180 Yeah, but still, though, 290 00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:36,700 peace of mind in case something goes wrong. 291 00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:40,020 Like, say, if you were to lose an actor or something. 292 00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:43,981 Wouldn't make much difference, not with these actors! [laughs] 293 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:46,261 Oh, no offence. 294 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,061 None taken. 295 00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:17,980 - You're not going back. - Harry! 296 00:17:17,981 --> 00:17:20,140 - Don't argue with me. - I'm going to argue with you. 297 00:17:20,141 --> 00:17:22,940 - There's a killer on the loose. - Which is why I'm going back. 298 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,340 OK, someone, very possibly our client, 299 00:17:25,341 --> 00:17:27,620 is going to die if we don't catch this guy. 300 00:17:27,621 --> 00:17:29,420 Hold up a second, what are we saying here? 301 00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:31,940 These deaths go back 50-plus years. 302 00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:33,420 What if they were just accidents? 303 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,420 [sighs] Three productions of Macbeth. 304 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,900 - Three deaths on opening night. - Mm, coincidence? 305 00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:39,820 [both] Don't believe in coincidence. 306 00:17:39,821 --> 00:17:43,100 So, we're looking for an octogenarian serial killer? Ha! 307 00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:44,740 Look, you're an adult now. 308 00:17:44,741 --> 00:17:47,460 I can't stop you from being reckless and moronic. 309 00:17:47,461 --> 00:17:50,100 Thanks. And what are you two doing? 310 00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:53,621 I got a lead on the actor from the '92 production. 311 00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:03,860 Listen, brother, I'm here for you, you know. 312 00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:06,140 It's a lot of pressure. 313 00:18:06,141 --> 00:18:09,221 If that were me, I would be running for the hills. 314 00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:11,981 Especially after the others. 315 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:17,180 Quick question. 316 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,180 You haven't happened to tell anyone 317 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,420 about who I really am, have you? 318 00:18:21,421 --> 00:18:23,620 No. No, not from me. Why? 319 00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:25,940 Someone tried to kill me last night. 320 00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:28,820 - What? - It's fine, it's fine. I'm fine. 321 00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:30,460 But, you know, it begs the question, 322 00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:33,580 why would someone want to kill me on my first day, 323 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:36,661 unless they knew I was a private investigator? 324 00:18:37,261 --> 00:18:39,061 You all right? 325 00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:43,620 - Who's that fella? - That's Colm. 326 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,900 He's playing First Murderer opposite you, 327 00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:47,700 and he's my understudy. 328 00:18:47,701 --> 00:18:49,620 He was kindly telling me that there's a history of people 329 00:18:49,621 --> 00:18:51,460 dying on their first night of the opening night 330 00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,981 of a new production of this play. 331 00:18:56,741 --> 00:19:00,260 Oh, my God! He wasn't lying? 332 00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:03,101 Look, we don't know that yet, all right, just... 333 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,180 How does he know about it? 334 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:08,340 I don't know. Maybe he's been down in the archive. 335 00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,661 - Archive? - It's in the basement. 336 00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:14,020 Theatre's entire history is down in there. 337 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,501 [Hugo] Gather! Gather! 338 00:19:18,861 --> 00:19:20,701 Gentle players. 339 00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:32,061 [Charlie] John Barrel? 340 00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:35,261 [booming voice] Who is asking? 341 00:19:39,141 --> 00:19:42,501 [he chuckles] Beverly send you, did she? 342 00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:46,940 Well, tell her she's taken everything already. 343 00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:49,060 There's nothing left. 344 00:19:49,061 --> 00:19:52,781 I am but a husk blowing in the wind. 345 00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:54,461 [farts] 346 00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:58,980 Well, we... [sniffs] We don't know a Beverly. 347 00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:00,980 We wanted to talk to you 348 00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:04,300 about your production of Macbeth at the Dalton theatre. 349 00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:07,220 I have nothing to say on the subject. 350 00:20:07,221 --> 00:20:09,300 [Charlie] In my experience, an innocent man 351 00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,780 would want to tell his side of the story. 352 00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:14,180 No one would listen to me then. 353 00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:16,220 Why would anyone listen to me now? 354 00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:18,180 Well, we think that what happened wasn't your fault. 355 00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:21,340 We think that you were set up to be the fall guy. 356 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:26,460 You're saying someone switched the daggers on purpose? 357 00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:28,700 That wasn't the first death linked to a run of Macbeth 358 00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:30,781 - at the Dalton. - No, it was the third. 359 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,540 I knew it! 360 00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:37,380 I always checked props myself before going on, 361 00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:39,420 and that night was no exception, I... 362 00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:43,500 I turned my back for 30 seconds, a minute. 363 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,980 Someone must have switched them. 364 00:20:45,981 --> 00:20:48,180 I told them that back then, but... 365 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,020 no one believed me. 366 00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:52,101 They said I was negligent. 367 00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:55,461 That night ruined my life. 368 00:20:56,261 --> 00:20:58,180 I lost everything. 369 00:20:58,181 --> 00:21:00,380 Did anyone have a grudge against you? 370 00:21:00,381 --> 00:21:03,220 I say this with the utmost humility, 371 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:07,140 but I was the most gifted actor of my generation. 372 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,261 Everyone had a grudge against me. 373 00:21:10,941 --> 00:21:12,901 Who was there that night? 374 00:21:13,581 --> 00:21:17,261 Well, it was opening night, so everyone was there. 375 00:21:17,981 --> 00:21:19,540 [laughs] 376 00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:23,060 Apart from the old bastard, of course. 377 00:21:23,061 --> 00:21:27,820 - Old bastard? - Guy Dalton. A film star. 378 00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:32,020 Hated me most of all because I was a real actor. 379 00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:34,020 Probably hates me still. 380 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:35,980 What, you're telling me he's still alive? 381 00:21:35,981 --> 00:21:38,860 - He must be in his 80s. - [laughing] Trust me! 382 00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:41,540 The old bastard will never die. 383 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:46,461 He lives in some upscale retirement community in Wicklow. 384 00:21:46,981 --> 00:21:50,740 He's back in Ireland? We heard he'd returned to America. 385 00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:55,700 For a time. Did some god awful TV show. 386 00:21:55,701 --> 00:21:58,860 Sold another little bit of his soul. 387 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:04,461 At least I never did that. I still have my dignity. 388 00:22:06,021 --> 00:22:09,300 But he was in LA the night of the play? 389 00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:12,260 I don't know, he was supposed to be here. 390 00:22:12,261 --> 00:22:14,620 I didn't see him before and, of course, 391 00:22:14,621 --> 00:22:16,781 I never saw him after. 392 00:22:17,221 --> 00:22:19,901 I never saw anyone after. 393 00:22:31,821 --> 00:22:34,300 [Charlie] What are you doing elbowing me like that for? 394 00:22:34,301 --> 00:22:37,460 Well, if you treat everyone like a suspect, you're not going to get anything from them. 395 00:22:37,461 --> 00:22:40,220 Jesus, Mother, I'm not going to be told how to question someone by you. 396 00:22:40,221 --> 00:22:41,980 I'm doing this a long time, you know. 397 00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:44,421 - Well, then, you ought to be better at it. - [groans] 398 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:48,460 - So, what did you think of him? - Angry and bitter. 399 00:22:48,461 --> 00:22:50,780 I'm not saying he doesn't have a right to be, 400 00:22:50,781 --> 00:22:52,700 but he does seem to have a grudge 401 00:22:52,701 --> 00:22:55,460 - against the Dalton theatre. - And Guy Dalton in particular. 402 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:58,180 - Can't believe he's still alive. - We need to talk to him. 403 00:22:58,181 --> 00:22:59,980 He was in the first two productions, 404 00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:01,580 but he was in Dublin for the third. 405 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,420 He would have had an opportunity. 406 00:23:03,421 --> 00:23:05,940 But what's his motive? And surely we're not suggesting 407 00:23:05,941 --> 00:23:08,861 an 80-something-year-old man is still an active killer? 408 00:23:13,381 --> 00:23:18,140 Who wear our health but sickly in his life, 409 00:23:18,141 --> 00:23:20,740 which in his death were perfect. 410 00:23:20,741 --> 00:23:23,180 "I-I am... I am one, my liege, 411 00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:28,420 whom the vile blows and buffets of the world hath so incensed 412 00:23:28,421 --> 00:23:31,140 that I am reckless what I do to spite the world." 413 00:23:31,141 --> 00:23:33,100 - And I another... - [phone chimes] 414 00:23:33,101 --> 00:23:35,580 ...so weary with disasters and tugged with fortune 415 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,260 that I would set my life on any chance 416 00:23:38,261 --> 00:23:40,580 to mend it or be rid of it. 417 00:23:40,581 --> 00:23:42,580 Both of you know Banquo was your enemy. 418 00:23:42,581 --> 00:23:44,060 - True. - True. 419 00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:45,700 - My lord-- - Let's take a break. 420 00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:49,020 Excellent work. I was right about you. 421 00:23:49,021 --> 00:23:50,940 You're feeling it, aren't you? 422 00:23:50,941 --> 00:23:54,580 Dionysus, the god of theatre, is in your blood. 423 00:23:54,581 --> 00:23:56,420 I don't know about that, but, er, 424 00:23:56,421 --> 00:23:59,180 my blood was on the stage last night. 425 00:23:59,181 --> 00:24:01,821 - Come again? - [clears his throat] 426 00:24:02,461 --> 00:24:05,020 Sandbag dropped almost right on me. 427 00:24:05,021 --> 00:24:07,020 Someone did it on purpose, right? 428 00:24:07,021 --> 00:24:09,540 The rope holding it was cut with a knife. 429 00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:13,421 - And so it begins. - What does that mean? 430 00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:17,020 Every time they've staged a successful production 431 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:18,380 of "the Scottish play", 432 00:24:18,381 --> 00:24:20,500 the same three things always happen. 433 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:23,620 First, someone almost dies. 434 00:24:23,621 --> 00:24:26,580 Second, someone important to the production will disappear. 435 00:24:26,581 --> 00:24:29,381 And, third, someone will die. 436 00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:33,700 But, fortunately, it's never the director. 437 00:24:33,701 --> 00:24:35,981 [chuckles] I'm too important. 438 00:24:36,661 --> 00:24:38,381 Gotta go. 439 00:24:41,101 --> 00:24:43,661 I am... I am one, my liege. 440 00:24:45,381 --> 00:24:46,901 Archive...? 441 00:24:47,781 --> 00:24:49,381 Archive. 442 00:24:56,901 --> 00:24:58,461 [door creaks] 443 00:25:18,981 --> 00:25:22,340 - [woman on phone] Rob's office. - Hi, Isabella. It's Hugo. 444 00:25:22,341 --> 00:25:24,780 - Hi, Hugo. - I got a message from Rob. 445 00:25:24,781 --> 00:25:27,461 - Do you have him? - Let me check. 446 00:25:29,901 --> 00:25:32,140 - [man] Hugo Sheehan? - Gotta be quick. 447 00:25:32,141 --> 00:25:34,820 I just nipped out from rehearsals. What did they say? 448 00:25:34,821 --> 00:25:37,180 They're interested, want to meet you. 449 00:25:37,181 --> 00:25:40,100 They want you for a double block to begin with, possibly more, 450 00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:42,820 but you need to convince them you can shoot fast. 451 00:25:42,821 --> 00:25:46,340 Listen, if Dublin Streets pay what we asked for, 452 00:25:46,341 --> 00:25:51,100 I'll shoot ten pages a day. Hell, 20! I don't care. 453 00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:53,981 I just want to pay my bloody mortgage-- 454 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:57,261 Hugo? 455 00:26:00,821 --> 00:26:04,140 This is a disaster! Where the bloody hell is he? 456 00:26:04,141 --> 00:26:06,140 We've looked everywhere. 457 00:26:06,141 --> 00:26:09,060 His car's still outside. He's probably just grabbing some air. 458 00:26:09,061 --> 00:26:10,820 For six hours? 459 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:12,620 Admittedly, misplacing one's director 460 00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:15,380 the day before opening night isn't ideal, but-- 461 00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:16,981 [Ruth groans] 462 00:26:23,941 --> 00:26:26,940 - [phone chimes] - It's Fergus. 463 00:26:26,941 --> 00:26:30,300 - The director's missing. - Hm, the second marker? 464 00:26:30,301 --> 00:26:33,580 Not a bad place to spend your twilight years, this. 465 00:26:33,581 --> 00:26:36,100 Maybe I'll ask about getting you in here. 466 00:26:36,101 --> 00:26:38,381 That's you out of my will. 467 00:26:38,861 --> 00:26:41,100 [old film crackles, dramatic music] 468 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:44,300 [American actress] ...this behind, go somewhere no one knows us. 469 00:26:44,301 --> 00:26:46,301 Whaddya say? 470 00:26:46,701 --> 00:26:48,700 [Irish actor] I say... 471 00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:50,780 You're no damn good... 472 00:26:50,781 --> 00:26:53,460 - [man laughs] Look at that! - You never have been, sugar. 473 00:26:53,461 --> 00:26:56,020 - You were born bad... - I was magnificent, wasn't I? 474 00:26:56,021 --> 00:26:58,340 - That's why you killed him. - Oh, yes. 475 00:26:58,341 --> 00:27:01,460 - I knew how to act! - Blamed it on the family curse. 476 00:27:01,461 --> 00:27:03,780 But it wasn't a curse. 477 00:27:03,781 --> 00:27:05,620 It was poison. 478 00:27:05,621 --> 00:27:08,380 Bob Mitchum was supposed to have played that part, 479 00:27:08,381 --> 00:27:10,980 but he got arrested on a dope bust! 480 00:27:10,981 --> 00:27:13,980 [laughs] That was my big break! 481 00:27:13,981 --> 00:27:16,261 [continues laughing] 482 00:27:18,021 --> 00:27:21,381 Oh! And who might you be? 483 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,621 Mr Dalton, may we speak with you? 484 00:27:25,901 --> 00:27:30,300 Oh, I-I played a private detective in that movie. 485 00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:35,781 I sure haven't come across any PIs as pretty as you. 486 00:27:38,061 --> 00:27:41,540 Run along now, darling. Yes, yes, off you go. 487 00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:44,981 It'll be fine. See you after dinner. Yes. 488 00:27:50,701 --> 00:27:52,580 - Hm! - [carer] Come on. 489 00:27:52,581 --> 00:27:55,900 Now, you come and sit beside me. 490 00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:58,500 I don't hear so good any more. 491 00:27:58,501 --> 00:28:01,661 I'm sure you hear very well, Mr Dalton. 492 00:28:03,421 --> 00:28:05,820 Oh, no, no, you... you sit over... 493 00:28:05,821 --> 00:28:07,701 over there, over there. 494 00:28:10,741 --> 00:28:14,380 Now, what would you like to talk about? 495 00:28:14,381 --> 00:28:16,741 - Your theatre. - Mm-hm? 496 00:28:17,741 --> 00:28:20,500 Well, specifically, the deaths that occur 497 00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:23,020 every time there's a production of Macbeth. 498 00:28:23,021 --> 00:28:26,980 Oh, yes, well, I'm afraid it's just bad luck. 499 00:28:26,981 --> 00:28:29,180 Three deaths is just bad luck? 500 00:28:29,181 --> 00:28:32,860 I opened that theatre in '73. 501 00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:34,740 Have you any idea 502 00:28:34,741 --> 00:28:38,380 how many different productions have been staged there 503 00:28:38,381 --> 00:28:40,940 in the last 50-odd years? 504 00:28:40,941 --> 00:28:43,100 I bet if you asked any other theatre 505 00:28:43,101 --> 00:28:46,660 they'd have far more than three accidental deaths. 506 00:28:46,661 --> 00:28:48,580 Accidental? 507 00:28:48,581 --> 00:28:53,180 Well, two accidents and one incompetence. 508 00:28:53,181 --> 00:28:56,460 John Barrel, he said you were supposed to be in Dublin then. 509 00:28:56,461 --> 00:29:01,380 Yes, I-I was, b-but my plans changed. 510 00:29:01,381 --> 00:29:03,180 Got an alibi for where you were? 511 00:29:03,181 --> 00:29:04,700 Well... 512 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:08,660 a little thing called the 49th Golden Globes. 513 00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:10,660 - [laughs] - Mm-hm. 514 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,860 It was televised. 515 00:29:12,861 --> 00:29:18,301 I lost to Scott Bakula, if you can believe that. 516 00:29:18,981 --> 00:29:22,020 And what were you nominated for? 517 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:25,220 Oh, er, Dr Delaney, DVM. 518 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:27,060 - You played a vet. - Yes. 519 00:29:27,061 --> 00:29:30,940 - Like an army veteran? - [laughs] No! No! 520 00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:34,220 Not an army vet, an animal vet. 521 00:29:34,221 --> 00:29:38,420 I saved animals and I solved crimes. 522 00:29:38,421 --> 00:29:42,140 It was a great success, ran for four seasons. 523 00:29:42,141 --> 00:29:45,940 I had a parrot as a sidekick. Oh, I hated that bird. 524 00:29:45,941 --> 00:29:47,540 [Charlie] Here's the thing, Guy. 525 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:50,620 You see, it's not just three deaths 526 00:29:50,621 --> 00:29:52,940 linked to productions of Macbeth. 527 00:29:52,941 --> 00:29:55,460 In each case, two other things happened. 528 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,220 Someone had a near miss 529 00:29:57,221 --> 00:29:59,700 and then someone integral to the production went missing. 530 00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:01,980 There's another production coming up 531 00:30:01,981 --> 00:30:04,460 and those two things have already happened. 532 00:30:04,461 --> 00:30:09,100 I'm not a big believer in coincidence at the best of times 533 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:11,660 but three productions of Macbeth 534 00:30:11,661 --> 00:30:14,620 and the same thing happens every time and is happening again. 535 00:30:14,621 --> 00:30:17,060 - Now, I... - Not every time. 536 00:30:17,061 --> 00:30:18,700 Well, what do you mean? 537 00:30:18,701 --> 00:30:22,340 This isn't the fourth production of Macbeth at the Dalton. 538 00:30:22,341 --> 00:30:24,020 It's the fifth. 539 00:30:24,021 --> 00:30:26,580 I did a run there in '83. 540 00:30:26,581 --> 00:30:29,740 No one died, no one vanished. 541 00:30:29,741 --> 00:30:34,300 That kind of spoils your theory, doesn't it? 542 00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:36,021 [he chuckles] 543 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,501 Oh. 544 00:30:54,501 --> 00:30:56,061 This way. 545 00:30:58,141 --> 00:31:00,660 I've only got an hour before I'll be needed for rehearsal. 546 00:31:00,661 --> 00:31:02,260 - How are you enjoying it? - It's OK. 547 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,741 I mean, it's not as bad as I thought it would be. 548 00:31:05,461 --> 00:31:07,380 OK, it's actually pretty good fun. 549 00:31:07,381 --> 00:31:10,061 Er... [clears his throat] Prepare yourselves. 550 00:31:15,861 --> 00:31:17,420 [Fergus] Well, the good news is 551 00:31:17,421 --> 00:31:19,700 there is sort of a system and I use that word-- 552 00:31:19,701 --> 00:31:22,380 - Incorrectly? - [laughs] Loosely. 553 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:26,260 It starts down there at the back with 1973, 554 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:29,420 when the theatre opened, and then moves towards us. 555 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:32,260 These nearer boxes are from last year. 556 00:31:32,261 --> 00:31:34,980 OK, so we need to find all four productions. 557 00:31:34,981 --> 00:31:41,221 - '75, '83, '87 and '92. - Well, let's start looking. 558 00:32:03,101 --> 00:32:06,180 I've got the one from '83. Guy was the lead. 559 00:32:06,181 --> 00:32:08,261 This is interesting. 560 00:32:10,741 --> 00:32:14,021 Yeah, I saw something similar for the '75 production. 561 00:32:15,261 --> 00:32:17,380 [Charlie] But we have no suspect. 562 00:32:17,381 --> 00:32:19,660 Guy Dalton was very definitely 6,000 miles away 563 00:32:19,661 --> 00:32:21,661 for the '92 play. 564 00:32:22,181 --> 00:32:24,261 Yeah. Yeah, good. 565 00:32:26,741 --> 00:32:30,460 [Fergus] ...so incensed that I am reckless what I do to spite the world. 566 00:32:30,461 --> 00:32:33,180 [Colm] And I another so weary with disasters, 567 00:32:33,181 --> 00:32:34,740 tugged with fortune. 568 00:32:34,741 --> 00:32:37,140 [Ruth] Raise the lights! 569 00:32:37,141 --> 00:32:41,220 OK, well, the show goes on, and all that. 570 00:32:41,221 --> 00:32:43,540 Still no sign of Hugo, but we're almost there. 571 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,340 So, I'm going to fill in. 572 00:32:45,341 --> 00:32:48,700 OK, let's pick up where we left off. Act three, scene three. 573 00:32:48,701 --> 00:32:51,020 - What's up? - Banquo's death. Go. 574 00:32:51,021 --> 00:32:53,061 - [actors begin scene] - You're frowning. 575 00:32:53,901 --> 00:32:55,821 I've seen something. 576 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,861 I just can't work out what it is that I've seen. 577 00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:03,781 So incensed that I am reckless what I do to spite the... 578 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:10,381 You're no damn good. You never have been, sugar. 579 00:33:10,941 --> 00:33:13,620 You were born bad. Old man Richards knew it. 580 00:33:13,621 --> 00:33:18,101 That's why you killed him, blamed it on the family curse. 581 00:33:18,821 --> 00:33:21,380 But it wasn't the curse. 582 00:33:21,381 --> 00:33:23,181 It was poison. 583 00:33:26,261 --> 00:33:28,140 - [ringing] - Fergus? 584 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:29,980 Hey, Harry. What's up? 585 00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:34,021 I think I know the who. I just don't know the how. 586 00:33:34,661 --> 00:33:36,460 I need you to talk me through the play. 587 00:33:36,461 --> 00:33:38,020 All of it? It's a pretty long play. 588 00:33:38,021 --> 00:33:40,621 Just Marcus's scenes will do. 589 00:33:41,341 --> 00:33:44,100 I need to know how they're staged. 590 00:33:44,101 --> 00:33:47,861 [sighs] OK, first time we see Macbeth is act one, scene three. 591 00:33:50,981 --> 00:33:54,821 [Ruth] Make way for the mound, please, coming downstage. Pull. 592 00:33:55,581 --> 00:33:57,981 [conversations inaudible] 593 00:33:58,341 --> 00:34:00,301 [actors perform voice exercises] 594 00:34:10,621 --> 00:34:12,981 Agh! 595 00:34:13,821 --> 00:34:15,660 Thou wast born of woman. 596 00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:18,860 But swords I smile at, 597 00:34:18,861 --> 00:34:20,940 weapons laugh to scorn, 598 00:34:20,941 --> 00:34:24,621 brandished by a man that's of a woman born. 599 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:30,820 [Guy] Ah, they let me in here. I have come along... 600 00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:34,701 What the bloody hell is going on? This is a closed rehearsal. 601 00:34:35,381 --> 00:34:41,060 [Guy] I still own this theatre. I think it's allowed. 602 00:34:41,061 --> 00:34:43,180 I apologise, Mr Dalton. 603 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,820 I didn't realise you'd be here quite so early. 604 00:34:45,821 --> 00:34:49,060 I got a message to say you wanted me early! 605 00:34:49,061 --> 00:34:52,380 - I didn't send a message. - [Harry] No, it was me. 606 00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:56,980 I thought it was best if we all got together. Shall we? 607 00:34:56,981 --> 00:34:59,380 There's only two hours to curtain. 608 00:34:59,381 --> 00:35:01,780 - We don't have time for this. - [Fergus] Sorry, Ruth. 609 00:35:01,781 --> 00:35:03,860 I'm afraid you're going to have to make time. 610 00:35:03,861 --> 00:35:08,060 I'm gonna come clean to everyone. I'm not an actor. 611 00:35:08,061 --> 00:35:09,660 - Well, I know that. - You know what? 612 00:35:09,661 --> 00:35:11,260 I thought I was doing OK, so could you just...? 613 00:35:11,261 --> 00:35:13,820 - Fergus, please, stay on task. - Yup. 614 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,780 Absolutely right. [clears his throat] 615 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,460 We are private investigators. 616 00:35:18,461 --> 00:35:21,580 [Harry] Marcus hired us to find out if there was any truth 617 00:35:21,581 --> 00:35:24,620 in the prediction that he was going to die on stage tonight. 618 00:35:24,621 --> 00:35:27,300 - [scoffs] A prediction? - Well, we're not big believers 619 00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:30,661 in such things either, but that doesn't mean it's not real. 620 00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:35,260 Tonight will mark the fifth production of Macbeth. 621 00:35:35,261 --> 00:35:38,820 1975, the first production of Macbeth with Mr Dalton here 622 00:35:38,821 --> 00:35:40,180 in the lead. 623 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,860 A lighting rig dropped onto the stage 624 00:35:42,861 --> 00:35:45,260 and killed the actor playing the First Witch. 625 00:35:45,261 --> 00:35:48,340 Despite that, or maybe because of it, 626 00:35:48,341 --> 00:35:49,820 the play was a hit. 627 00:35:49,821 --> 00:35:53,380 Then, in 1983, it was the second production, 628 00:35:53,381 --> 00:35:57,421 Guy was also in the lead. No one died. 629 00:35:58,221 --> 00:36:01,580 And despite that, or maybe because of it, 630 00:36:01,581 --> 00:36:04,100 - the play flopped. - This is nonsense. 631 00:36:04,101 --> 00:36:05,660 Someone dying or not dying 632 00:36:05,661 --> 00:36:07,660 doesn't guarantee a successful run. 633 00:36:07,661 --> 00:36:10,700 Well, I couldn't agree more, but you have to bear in mind 634 00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:13,901 the superstitious nature of you theatre-folk. 635 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:18,420 1987, a trapdoor malfunctioned on opening night 636 00:36:18,421 --> 00:36:22,380 and the actor playing Banquo... [whistles] fell to his death. 637 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:25,980 Now, despite that, or maybe because of it, 638 00:36:25,981 --> 00:36:27,660 the play was a smash. 639 00:36:27,661 --> 00:36:31,060 And then, in 1992, fourth production, 640 00:36:31,061 --> 00:36:33,381 John Barrel played Macbeth. 641 00:36:34,341 --> 00:36:38,500 The prop knife was switched for a real knife 642 00:36:38,501 --> 00:36:44,620 and the actor playing Duncan died live on stage. 643 00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:47,740 And the play was a resounding success. 644 00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:51,540 You're just talking about a series of unfortunate events. 645 00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:53,100 No, I'm talking about murder. 646 00:36:53,101 --> 00:36:56,100 Two murders, to be precise, three abductions 647 00:36:56,101 --> 00:36:58,340 and another murder planned for tonight. 648 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,540 See, the death of the First Witch in 1975 649 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,700 was just misfortune. 650 00:37:03,701 --> 00:37:06,260 See, the bracket holding the lighting rig came loose 651 00:37:06,261 --> 00:37:07,820 and it fell. 652 00:37:07,821 --> 00:37:10,700 [Harry] Then came the flop in '83. 653 00:37:10,701 --> 00:37:15,340 The Dalton theatre's first flop ever, and that got you thinking. 654 00:37:15,341 --> 00:37:19,620 What if the theatre gods demanded a sacrifice 655 00:37:19,621 --> 00:37:21,580 in exchange for success? 656 00:37:21,581 --> 00:37:24,340 This is bullshit. 657 00:37:24,341 --> 00:37:27,340 Ah, but it does brings us back to what a superstitious lot 658 00:37:27,341 --> 00:37:29,140 you theatre types are. 659 00:37:29,141 --> 00:37:33,180 See, back in '75, an extra fell off the stage, a nasty fall. 660 00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:36,820 Could have been more serious. Fortunately, they were OK. 661 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,620 Then the stage manager went missing. 662 00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:41,260 Well, he was an alcoholic that went on a bender 663 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:44,380 but still, no one knew where he was for a couple of days. 664 00:37:44,381 --> 00:37:46,820 How do you know all this? 665 00:37:46,821 --> 00:37:49,900 Your archives are very detailed, but you didn't leave anything to chance. 666 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:53,220 What if the theatre gods demanded all of these events 667 00:37:53,221 --> 00:37:54,940 for success? 668 00:37:54,941 --> 00:37:59,340 So, you decided to recreate all three things 669 00:37:59,341 --> 00:38:01,300 in the '87 production. 670 00:38:01,301 --> 00:38:03,780 A costume designer took a tumble down a flight of stairs. 671 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:06,900 The actor playing young Siward vanished for two days. 672 00:38:06,901 --> 00:38:08,660 Turned up with no memory of where he'd been. 673 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,900 And then, on opening night, you rigged the trapdoor to open, 674 00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:14,100 knowing that your co-star was going to step on that. 675 00:38:14,101 --> 00:38:16,221 Which he did, and he fell to his death. 676 00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:20,340 You can't prove any of that, and your whole theory falls apart 677 00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:23,180 as soon as you get to the next run. 678 00:38:23,181 --> 00:38:27,900 - In 1992, I was in LA. - [Fergus] We agree. 679 00:38:27,901 --> 00:38:32,260 You had nothing to do with the murder in 1992 or the one today. 680 00:38:32,261 --> 00:38:35,701 But before returning to LA, you passed the mantle on to family. 681 00:38:38,501 --> 00:38:40,860 I was five in 1992! 682 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:42,700 [Harry] Oh, it wasn't you, Sam. 683 00:38:42,701 --> 00:38:44,900 You passed the mantle on to the same person 684 00:38:44,901 --> 00:38:47,461 you passed on the running of the theatre. 685 00:38:49,421 --> 00:38:52,340 Jenny Maloney, who was your lover. 686 00:38:52,341 --> 00:38:55,860 [Fergus] She, in turn, passed it on to her daughter. 687 00:38:55,861 --> 00:38:58,540 Your daughter. 688 00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:00,060 Ruth. 689 00:39:00,061 --> 00:39:03,980 Oh, is that why you would never go out with me? 690 00:39:03,981 --> 00:39:07,340 Because... Because you knew we're related! 691 00:39:07,341 --> 00:39:10,020 There are so many reasons I wouldn't go out with you. 692 00:39:10,021 --> 00:39:12,460 - OK. - [Ruth] But you're wrong. 693 00:39:12,461 --> 00:39:15,260 My father was an accountant called Gerry Baird. 694 00:39:15,261 --> 00:39:17,260 [Harry] Well, maybe the world believed that, 695 00:39:17,261 --> 00:39:20,821 maybe even he believed that, but it's not true. 696 00:39:21,421 --> 00:39:24,700 The two of you have something in common. 697 00:39:24,701 --> 00:39:27,420 You have a condition called Stahl's Ear. 698 00:39:27,421 --> 00:39:29,220 It's nothing serious, 699 00:39:29,221 --> 00:39:32,100 just an extra bit of cartilage on the pinna of your ears. 700 00:39:32,101 --> 00:39:35,540 Gives you a very slight elfin look, but it is hereditary. 701 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:37,980 See, Sam inherited it from his grandfather, 702 00:39:37,981 --> 00:39:40,740 and Ruth from her father. 703 00:39:40,741 --> 00:39:43,500 My ears are perfectly round. 704 00:39:43,501 --> 00:39:45,660 Well, you had otoplasty to correct it 705 00:39:45,661 --> 00:39:48,380 early on in your film career, but in your first few films, 706 00:39:48,381 --> 00:39:50,380 one of which I saw last night, 707 00:39:50,381 --> 00:39:53,701 your Stahl's Ear is there for everyone to see. 708 00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:02,021 - It doesn't prove anything. - Yeah, but a DNA test would. 709 00:40:05,421 --> 00:40:07,221 Yes, well... 710 00:40:08,701 --> 00:40:11,261 Ruth is my daughter. 711 00:40:18,581 --> 00:40:22,340 But that doesn't prove that she and I are murderers. 712 00:40:22,341 --> 00:40:24,260 [Fergus] You're right. 713 00:40:24,261 --> 00:40:27,260 I can't prove that you dropped a bleedin' great sandbag 714 00:40:27,261 --> 00:40:29,021 on my head! 715 00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:34,860 - But you know what I can prove? - Enlighten me. 716 00:40:34,861 --> 00:40:38,420 That the theatre owns a storage facility in Smithfield, 717 00:40:38,421 --> 00:40:41,780 receipts for which are in the archive. 718 00:40:41,781 --> 00:40:43,940 [Harry] And my son, an ex-Guard, 719 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,181 with his old colleagues was there and guess what he found! 720 00:40:50,341 --> 00:40:52,661 [Charlie] Jordan! We got him. 721 00:40:54,461 --> 00:40:55,701 Here. 722 00:41:00,581 --> 00:41:02,301 Ooh, not just Hugo. 723 00:41:13,901 --> 00:41:16,060 [Harry] No, he found a whole bunch of cables 724 00:41:16,061 --> 00:41:18,980 which, we assume, are covered in fingerprints. 725 00:41:18,981 --> 00:41:20,781 Your fingerprints, Ruth. 726 00:41:22,501 --> 00:41:25,980 This isn't fully live yet, but tonight it will be, 727 00:41:25,981 --> 00:41:28,660 and when Marcus plants his sword in the ground, 728 00:41:28,661 --> 00:41:31,100 50,000 volts will shoot through him. 729 00:41:31,101 --> 00:41:34,380 [Harry] And it will just be put down as another misfortune, 730 00:41:34,381 --> 00:41:37,380 but Marcus will be no less dead. 731 00:41:37,381 --> 00:41:39,900 You don't understand. 732 00:41:39,901 --> 00:41:42,300 You don't have the theatre in your blood, 733 00:41:42,301 --> 00:41:44,421 not like me and Ruthie. 734 00:41:45,741 --> 00:41:48,261 She demands respect. 735 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:50,660 Sacrifice. 736 00:41:50,661 --> 00:41:54,381 I have given everything to this craft. 737 00:41:56,421 --> 00:41:58,261 To this stage. 738 00:41:59,301 --> 00:42:04,380 To those people sitting out there in the dark. 739 00:42:04,381 --> 00:42:06,420 [laughing] 740 00:42:06,421 --> 00:42:09,700 So, some actors died. 741 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,540 So what? 742 00:42:11,541 --> 00:42:15,101 The show must go on! 743 00:42:15,821 --> 00:42:20,981 It's the only thing that matters. 744 00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:39,301 [gulls calling] 745 00:42:48,301 --> 00:42:50,141 [exhales, sniffs] 746 00:42:50,621 --> 00:42:52,340 You all right, Fergus? 747 00:42:52,341 --> 00:42:54,820 You seem a tad on edge, if you don't mind me saying. 748 00:42:54,821 --> 00:42:56,900 Oh, er... Lola's back, 749 00:42:56,901 --> 00:42:59,740 and Charlie's picking her up from the airport, so... 750 00:42:59,741 --> 00:43:01,420 So, you're worried she's going to find out 751 00:43:01,421 --> 00:43:03,140 about all these other women you've been chasing around 752 00:43:03,141 --> 00:43:05,700 and give you the old Spanish archer, eh? 753 00:43:05,701 --> 00:43:08,540 - What? - The El Bow. 754 00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:10,980 No! I only went on like two dates. 755 00:43:10,981 --> 00:43:13,341 There was definitely no chasing and they weren't even... 756 00:43:13,861 --> 00:43:16,860 Look, I'm going to ask Lola to get back together with me 757 00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,980 and I'm nervous that she's gonna say no. 758 00:43:19,981 --> 00:43:21,780 [Glenn] I've been there. 759 00:43:21,781 --> 00:43:24,620 Petra turned me down the first time I asked her out as well. 760 00:43:24,621 --> 00:43:28,300 Granted, she was trying to steal my car at the time. 761 00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:32,260 But she also turned me down the second and third times. 762 00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:34,900 And, in fact, the 50th and 60th. 763 00:43:34,901 --> 00:43:36,420 Fifty? 764 00:43:36,421 --> 00:43:40,180 But you think that put me off? Heck, it did not. 765 00:43:40,181 --> 00:43:43,500 It spurred me on and, eventually, 766 00:43:43,501 --> 00:43:46,460 it was just easier for her to say yes than no to me. 767 00:43:46,461 --> 00:43:50,700 I'm proud to say I wore that woman down. 768 00:43:50,701 --> 00:43:55,260 So, remember, Fergus, if you're worried she's gonna say no, 769 00:43:55,261 --> 00:44:00,180 relentless, dogged persistence always wins out in the end. 770 00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:01,900 Mark my words. 771 00:44:01,901 --> 00:44:04,420 [Harry] Some would call that harassment. 772 00:44:04,421 --> 00:44:06,980 - [Charlie] Hi, Ferg. - I need to talk to you. 773 00:44:06,981 --> 00:44:08,940 Good, I need to talk to you, too. 774 00:44:08,941 --> 00:44:11,060 - OK, just let me go first. - No, me first. 775 00:44:11,061 --> 00:44:13,301 [both] I think we should get back together. 776 00:44:15,621 --> 00:44:20,420 I had, like, this whole thing. I was gonna fight for you. 777 00:44:20,421 --> 00:44:22,340 Who were you gonna fight? 778 00:44:22,341 --> 00:44:24,821 - Ryan, obviously. - [laughs] 779 00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:28,740 You remember all those photos I showed you of him? 780 00:44:28,741 --> 00:44:30,500 Yeah. 781 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,301 Do you remember the other fella who was in all of them? 782 00:44:34,901 --> 00:44:37,861 That's Paul, Ryan's boyfriend. 783 00:44:38,981 --> 00:44:40,580 - Yeah. - Oh. 784 00:44:40,581 --> 00:44:42,661 What happened to your head-- 785 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,460 [Pierce] Hello. 786 00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:58,101 Hello. 787 00:45:01,461 --> 00:45:03,501 [theme music] 788 00:45:03,551 --> 00:45:08,101 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61195

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