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Because you own this house,
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could you borrow against it and lend
us the money for a down payment?
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Renee can not breathe... Oh!
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RENEE GASPS
Renee is fine.
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She is also pregnant.
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I'm going to be a dad?
What a happy family dinner!
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Jeffrey left me for a robot!
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Not one like Linda.
One of the sexy ones.
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Come on! Eileen's got to open
the shop at nine!
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Sue, you are not meant
to travel at this speed.
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Reduce your speed.
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Reduce your speed.
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When word gets out that Phyllis
is dumping Jeffery's expensive
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stuff, the shop'll be over-run
with greedy little scavengers
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looking for a bargain!
Like us. Yes, like us.
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Shit, there's Maggie Hughes!
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The word is out.
She is impossible to get rid of.
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Sue! Sue!
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If you're heading in, I'll join you.
CAR ALARM
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Sue, I have activated her car alarm.
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Ha! All right, Sue, Linda?
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Maggie, turn that
bloody racket down!
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I'm trying! Sounds like
a German rave out here!
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Hello. I am Guy.
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This is Guy, Roxy's replacement.
Ah...
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Pleased to meet you, Guy.
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Linda has missed having a little
friend, haven't you, Linda?
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Yes.
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Take what you want,
I've got to open in five. OK.
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Hey, I'm taking that.
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Be good for the Leonids
meteor storm on Friday.
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The Leonids Storm is associated
with the comet Tempel-Tuttle,
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and occur every
33 years, projecting hundreds to
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thousands of shooting stars.
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I missed the last one. Charles
and Diana had just separated.
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I weren't in the mood.
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Wouldn't you like to see it
with no light pollution?
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Just one more time,
camped out in the wild...
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No way, Sue.
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I heard about a woman
who got lost in Devon.
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They thought she'd
died of exposure,
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autopsy showed her brain
was basically slush.
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She'd drunk from a stream riddled
with a brain parasite
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found in wild pig faeces.
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Sue, we should go camping!
I can't go camping on my own...
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You would not be alone.
You have me.
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I have a database of over
300 campfire songs.
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GUY: I have 700.
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I think camping's a bit much for me
at my age.
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Sue, you could always take Jeffrey's
emergency kit that he took up Kilimanjaro.
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It'll be in here somewhere...
Hey, look at me!
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I'm wearing Armani!
You look like James Bond.
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Ha-ha!
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RIPPING
Oh, shit!
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Oh... Oh, dear...
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Tom, you've got a new robot...
I'm sending him back.
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I don't want a boy, it feels weird.
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That is because society regards
care-giving as "women's work".
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You're being sexist, Tom.
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There's nothing wrong with a man
providing care.
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Oh, I found it! There you go, Sue.
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Oh... Thank you.
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Sue, camping is in my activity
settings.
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I can assemble tents, read maps,
and my finger is a whistle.
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WHISTLES WEAKLY
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I have an Emergency Distress Beacon
linked to Nato's satellite network.
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I can tie eight different types
of knot.
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Well, we used to go camping
when Michael was little.
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I suppose we get the old gear
out, one more time...
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Funny, isn't it?
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When the next meteor shower
comes around in 33 years,
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we'll all be dead.
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LINDA LAUGHS
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Oh, I'm sorry, that's not funny.
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We're going to play a game.
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I'll go first.
I spy with my little eye
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something beginning with...
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..D.
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Dandelions.
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That's amazing.
I followed the line of your retina.
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That's cheating! OK.
Let's go again, your turn.
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I spy with my little eye,
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something beginning with...C.
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Very good!
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Um... Car?
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Incorrect.
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It was clouds.
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No, you're not supposed to tell me.
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You're supposed to let me
keep on guessing.
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Guessing is the fun bit.
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We used to go camping all the time.
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One year, Michael made up this
story about the caterpillar tree.
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Inside, there was
a caterpillar city,
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and caterpillar buses
and caterpillar libraries.
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Did it have a government
and judiciary?
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He was only seven.
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He was so sweet...
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Michael still has not called.
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No.
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He's not talking to me.
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Come on... OK.
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What camping songs do you have?
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# She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes
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# She'll be coming... #
Sue you are meant to join in.
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Oh, no, I've got a terrible voice.
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I am sure it is not terrible.
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I never sing in public.
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I only ever sang in front of Dave.
Oh, go on, Sue.
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Please sing.
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No...
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Please, Sue. I beg of you.
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SUE SIGHS
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# I don't know what it is that
makes me love you so
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# I only know
I never want to let you go
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# Cos you've got something and...
Er...
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# I only want to be with you. #
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It is good you do not
do this in public, Sue.
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Dave said that too.
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How did the job hunt go?
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Great! Er...
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So many promising leads!
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Quitting the music shop is the
best...decision I've ever made.
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Should you still be sparring...
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It's OK, I told Professor Chris
to be gentle with me.
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It's a bit early to be telling
people, isn't it?
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I didn't tell him!
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We both follow this amazing
raw milk advocate
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and I just commented "as a
soon-to-be Momma Warrior, I'm going
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"to give raw milk to my little ninja
the way nature intended."
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And I guess everyone must've
figured it out.
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Oh, Chris also asked me to
tell you if you're still struggling to find work...
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You told him that?!
Only because he bought a gym and needs help setting it up.
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He's just trying to help,
it's so emasculating being broke.
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I'm not broke.
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And I am not working for Chris!
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He bought a gym?
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He's just the kind of guy
that makes stuff happen!
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He once told me he manifested
a ceasefire in Kashmir...
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What do you think about having
a little party?
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I'd love that.
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Just us, our new little family.
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I've sort of already invited
a few people, you know,
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just close friends and a couple of
bitches who are really gonna hate me
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getting all the attention.
Could invite your mum...
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No.
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I'm not talking to her.
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What if she gets drunk? She might
offer to help us out again. Great,
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then she'll sober up
and change her mind...
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Again.
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She needs to see what her life
looks like with nothing
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but a stupid robot for company.
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BOTH LAUGH
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Oh, Linda, that's so funny!
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LINDA LAUGHS
I'm having so much fun!
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Oh, Linda, it hasn't changed a bit!
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Hiya! Hello!
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No, not you, behind you...
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Who is that?
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I don't know! A camper,
they're friendly!
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I will pitch the tent.
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Oh, there's no rush...
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Oh, go on, then. Pitch the tent.
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I can't help you.
I have no idea how to do it.
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Dave always did that.
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I will download instructions,
it is very basic.
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OK...
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Hello!
Hey, I'm Kit! We're neighbours!
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Hi, Kit, I'm Sue and this is Linda.
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Hello, Kit, I am Linda.
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Oh...
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That's a robot.
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Are they allowed in National Parks?
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Oh, yes.
Don't worry, Linda is completely harmless! Aren't you, Linda?
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Yes.
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Are you here for the meteor shower?
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Yeah, we just realised
we didn't bring our bottle opener.
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I don't suppose you've got one
we can borrow?
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Oh, better look... Just a few.
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You can keep it, we've got plenty.
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Thank you, that's really kind!
Yeah, so, we're just over there.
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So if you need anything,
just let me know.
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Thank you.
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You see, Linda? This is community.
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Right, well, I'm going to
the bathroom, back soon...
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Goodbye, Sue.
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SUE CHUCKLES
Hi!
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I'm Nish, I'm from Legal.
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Thank you for your interest
in participating in our new trial.
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Hey, you can test anything on me,
if the money's right.
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Dose me up, Doc!
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I'm not a doctor.
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So, I can see from your form here
that you previously
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participated in
one of our clinical trials,
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Specifically the
Benzodopotriazaphexahyzaline trial.
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Yep.
But that finished ages ago.
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It didn't "finish",
it was terminated.
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I'm sure it'll be fine.
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No.
This company is testing a new drug on it's impact on sperm motility.
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I'm afraid you're not going to
be a suitable candidate for this clinical trial
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because there's a high probability
that you are now infertile.
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Uh, trust me,
I know for a fact that I'm not.
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It's why the trial was terminated.
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"High... "High probability"...
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That doesn't mean certain, right?
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There's no way that you can
conceive naturally.
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We do have fertility testing here,
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you could drop off a sample,
produce one on site.
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I may as well do it now.
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I'm just from Legal.
Not with me, please.
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Hormone testing is on the 3rd floor.
They do same-day results.
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Do they have...
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..material? To help?
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They have a broad range of
materials...for a variety of tastes.
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I bet they get real weirdos
asking for messed-up stuff,
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like...three-way cuckolding?
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Again I'm from Legal, I don't know.
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If I am infertile,
I deserve a huge pay out.
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Mr Bevan, you signed a form
when you enrolled.
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So? So you waived your right to all
compensation for any
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and all side-effects.
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Ah, but does it say
that on the form?
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Yeah, it does say that on the form.
Shit!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm gonna tell the press...
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No, I wouldn't because then you'd
be violating your confidentiality clause.
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That could incur financial penalties
and criminal charges.
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Does... Does it say that
on the form too?
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It does say that on the form, yeah.
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I don't know how you sleep at night,
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tricking desperate people
with legal mumbo-jumbo.
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I mean, look at me.
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I can't even get
work as a lab rat now...
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Could get you some
work in dermatology.
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Wow....
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Already trying to lure me
into more testing on the... Third floor?
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Second floor.
Thanks so much.
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Hello. Um...
Don't suppose you know where Sue is?
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Sue is in the bathroom.
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Um... Would you be able to give her
something?
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Yes.
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Just a little thank you.
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Yes, um... It's mushroom chocolate
and my mum made it,
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so it's just really nice
and...mellow.
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Right.
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We've been here three days and you
haven't been to the toilet once.
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I promise there are no spiders.
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I'll come in with you...
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What if we go in the bushes?
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My son was exactly the same.
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I don't know what to do.
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Only child.
251
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,280
He's so anxious,
doesn't join in with other kids.
252
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,760
Please tell me it gets easier.
253
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,200
It gets easier.
254
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,000
I just wish I could cheer him up.
255
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,040
Well...
256
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:21,160
Do you like robots?
Would you like to meet a robot?
257
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,600
Come on, then.
258
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,400
Sue, it is not true that this will
take 20 minutes to assemble.
259
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,680
These instructions are a lie.
260
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,400
Linda, come and say hello to Max.
261
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,640
Hello, Max, I am Linda.
262
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,880
Do you want to show
Linda to the other kids?
263
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,440
Would that be OK?
Well, yes! We're a community!
264
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,960
Who's your girlfriend, Max?
265
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,280
She's a robot.
266
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,320
Liar!
267
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,320
TECHNICAL BLEEPING
268
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,240
I-I heard a story once about a robot
that went crazy
269
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,760
and ripped its owner's eyelids off.
270
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,520
Robots cannot hurt their owners.
271
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,360
That is a story to scare people.
272
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,000
Yeah, I know.
It was cool though, innit?
273
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,640
You enjoy being scared.
ALL: Yeah!
274
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,480
I can tell you something scary...
275
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,760
Yeah...
276
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,080
This planet is dying
and you're all going to die with it.
277
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,880
Your food is poisoned
with microplastics,
278
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,720
the bees are all dead,
279
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,440
water is running out,
280
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,760
deadly bacterias are
antibiotic-resistant.
281
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,720
Is this story made up?
No, it is happening now.
282
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,400
Your parents lie and say it will be
OK because they cannot protect you.
283
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,000
It is not robots you should fear.
284
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,480
It is humans.
285
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,800
Tell your mum they're just
terrific companions...
286
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,920
How was that, Linda? I played the
game where you tell a scary story.
287
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,320
I hope it wasn't too scary!
288
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,240
Max's father sent me back.
289
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,720
He said it was not
appropriate for children.
290
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,680
He wants to speak to you.
291
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,160
What? What did you...?
292
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,520
What did you tell them, Linda?
Climate data analysis.
293
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,360
Oh, not that again!
294
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,200
We have a few hot summers...
295
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:34,080
I feel like a walk. We can
assemble the tent later.
296
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,240
Let's just go...
297
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,880
Linda...
298
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,240
Linda, slow down!
299
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,760
You're not just meant to walk,
you're meant to stop
300
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,120
and look at stuff.
301
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,680
You don't have to
look at everything!
302
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,920
Come on.
303
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,840
Oh, look, there's a goldfinch!
304
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,600
DISTANT PUMPING MUSIC
305
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:16,640
Oh, great, there goes the peace
and quiet!
306
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,160
I really resent having to listen
to other people's music.
307
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,600
How would they feel if I...?
LOUD SPLASH
308
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,880
Danger! Danger! Danger!
309
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,000
Someone has fallen in.
310
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,800
I will alert the authorities.
No, no, no...
311
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,480
No, it's fine, they're
just having fun.
312
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,680
But she was pushed in.
Yes, by her friend.
313
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,360
Look. Look, they're laughing...
314
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,520
But she is not in swimming clothes.
That's what makes it funny.
315
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,560
It's just a thing people do.
316
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,320
There's an old trail over here.
It'll be quieter.
317
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,000
I told you I knew this
place like the back of my hand.
318
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,800
Linda, you don't have to stop
and look at everything.
319
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,440
Sue, it is a caterpillar.
320
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,920
I don't...
321
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,960
This is Michael's tree!
322
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,680
Oh, God, I don't believe it!
I'm going to have to take a photo
323
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,880
and send it to him.
324
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,280
Michael's tree!
325
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,320
I can't believe this.
326
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,560
Dave carved it for us.
327
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,080
You know,
so that we'd find it every year.
328
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,640
Oh...
329
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,880
Linda?
330
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,160
Linda?
331
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,400
Linda!
332
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,120
You are freezing cold, Sue.
333
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,000
Linda, what are you doing?
334
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,840
I am playing a game.
335
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,800
For fun.
336
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,080
Well, it's very good of you, but..
337
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,720
Sue, you are getting warmer.
338
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,160
Linda...
339
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,080
MOBILE VIBRATING
340
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,760
Babe, where are you?
341
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,200
Just getting some ice,
like you asked.
342
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,240
You've been gone for ages.
People are arriving.
343
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,080
OK! Be home soon!
344
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,840
MOUTHS: No, thank you.
345
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,920
OK, Linda!
346
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,720
Linda!
347
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,920
Warmer...
348
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,120
Linda, I've had enough now!
349
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,920
I have made you keep guessing
because that is the fun of the game.
350
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,800
You've done very well,
but it's been going on too long!
351
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,400
Do you give in?
352
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,840
Yes!
353
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,960
CLUMPH
Oh, don't do that!
354
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,440
Did I play the game properly?
355
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,840
Yes...
356
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,360
Let's go back. I'm starving.
357
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:38,280
Perhaps those kids will have
recovered From Story Time by now!
358
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,280
Let's go back.
359
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,880
I do not know the way.
360
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,960
I am no longer connected
to the internet.
361
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,240
How do we get back?!
362
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,120
You know this
place like the back of your hand.
363
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,760
I meant the campsite and the trails,
and...
364
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,000
Not the forest, you idiot!
365
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,120
No coverage!
366
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,280
I have a distress signal, it is
367
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,320
connected to a 24-hour
monitoring service.
368
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,240
Oh, phew!
But requires a cellular network.
369
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,080
Shit.
370
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:23,880
This is ridiculous. We came
that way, let's go back this way!
371
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,000
Come on.
372
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,720
Keep up!
373
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,320
I can't believe you've done this.
374
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,000
I mean, what now?
375
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,640
I am sorry, Sue.
376
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,760
You are not having fun
and it is my fault.
377
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,440
I am definitely not having fun!
378
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,320
Oh!
LOUD SPLASH
379
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:03,480
Ha-ha-ha! It is funny because
you are not in swimming clothes.
380
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,080
FAINT HOOT
Look, Sue, it is an owl.
381
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,640
Just shut up.
382
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,720
Have we any food?
383
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,080
No, but I packed this.
384
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,480
Jeffrey's Kilimanjaro kit!
There's must be stuff in there...
385
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,800
It is mostly sexual lubricants.
386
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,960
I don't think Jeffrey went
to Kilimanjaro.
387
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,560
FLARE BANGS
388
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:38,720
You're supposed to fire that
into a clear sky, not into trees!
389
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,080
I did not know.
390
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,920
I am not connected to the internet.
391
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,040
Can you light a fire?
392
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,680
I am not connected to the internet.
Ugh, just go and get some logs.
393
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:03,640
My last meteor shower, and I'm cold,
alone and covered in owl!
394
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,640
You are not alone.
395
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,040
You have me.
396
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,200
This is all your fault!
397
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,960
I should never have come back here,
398
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,480
trying to recreate the past.
399
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,480
Michael doesn't talk to me,
and Dave...
400
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,560
LIGHTER SPARKS
401
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,360
I don't know what I'm doing!
402
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,480
Urgh...
403
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,200
I'm scared.
404
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,480
Dave would know what to do.
405
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,960
I'd give anything to hear his voice
just one more time.
406
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,000
I have his voice
recorded in my database.
407
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,560
You played me his answerphone.
408
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,200
Would you like to hear Dave?
409
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,520
Oh, God. Yes! I would!
410
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,720
I am not connected to the internet.
411
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:21,040
There you are! Michael? What are
you...? How did you find us?!
412
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,440
You sent me
the picture of the caterpillar tree.
413
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,040
That was hours ago.
414
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,800
You're only about 10 minutes
from the camp.
415
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,920
I was trying to call you.
416
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,880
Linda lost signal. We must have been
going round in circles!
417
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,360
Sounds like Linda
completely fucked up!
418
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,120
It's a good job
I checked up on you, Mum.
419
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,440
Oh, Michael. I thought you were
still angry with me. Nah.
420
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,280
I'm going to dump Renee.
421
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,040
We just have different values
and goals
422
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,480
and a pattern of unproductive
communication.
423
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,840
You are not the father.
424
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,880
Yep.
425
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,760
The instructions said to...
There's a knack to this tent.
426
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:10,840
Dad made so many alterations to make
it exactly how he liked it,
427
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,520
didn't he, Mum? Yeah, he did.
428
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,280
Just ignore what the stupid robot
said and wait for the meteor shower.
429
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,800
I think I better go
and check on Max.
430
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,840
I will apologise. Come on.
431
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,480
Hiya.
432
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,920
Oh, not you again.
433
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,440
Look, I've come to apologise.
434
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,520
Linda totally misunderstood
the game.
435
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,280
Max won't eat now.
436
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,080
He thinks his food is poisoned
and we're lying to him.
437
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,960
He said he can only trust robots.
438
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,000
Well...what if Linda told him
everything would be all right?
439
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,800
Fine. But keep it simple, OK?
440
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,400
I understand.
441
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,920
Hello, Max.
442
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,080
Your food is not poisoned.
443
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,360
You can trust your parents.
444
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,400
Everything will be OK.
445
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,280
Do you feel better?
446
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,760
Do you want to play a game?
447
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,960
There you go, Mum.
Oh, thanks, love.
448
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,280
Your dad would be delighted.
449
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,680
I know it might not
seem like it now,
450
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,640
but I think it's
all for the best,
451
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,040
apart from the fertility issue.
452
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,680
To be honest, I've never liked kids.
453
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,200
To be honest,
I've never liked Renee.
454
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,320
Mum, would it be OK
if I came home for a bit?
455
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,160
Yes, of course it would!
Yes!
456
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,640
You see, Linda, this trip
was worthwhile,
457
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,560
because it brought Michael
and I back together again.
458
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,480
She could've killed you.
Yes, but she didn't.
459
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:21,360
And you've given me the most
wonderful last meteor shower.
460
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,400
I will think of you
when I see the next one, Sue.
461
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,160
Thank you, Linda.
462
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,280
Unless I have been
repurposed for a new owner -
463
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,400
then I will have no memory of you.
464
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,600
Oh...
465
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:40,200
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