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Where do I start?

Well, I guess what I really want to say is,

everything I am is because of where I come from.

Eternia, a world of endless beauty.

All that stuff that only exists

in legends and bedtime stories.

On Eternia, that stuff is real.

Griffins, dragons, talking tigers,

enchanted forests, burning deserts,

islands in the sky. You name it.

I I swear I'm not high.

And then we've got Castle Grayskull.

My father once told me

that Eternia is the beating heart of the cosmos.

And Grayskull is the heart of that heart.

So, I I guess the, uh the heart of the heart

of, uh, the heart is the Power of Grayskull.

They say it can make a man as mighty as a god.

To keep it safe, the Power was bound within a vessel.

An ancient sword they called the Sword of Power.

Yeah, I know,

but that's what they went with.

Legend said that when Eternia was in its greatest need,

a hero would step forth and wield the Sword,

and, you know, use it

awesomely.

Until that day, it was locked away within the castle

under the watchful eye of the Sorceress,

who was wise, and ancient,

and a little scary, to be honest.

But she's cool. She's She's cool.

For hundreds of years, Grayskull has remained

under the protection of my ancestors.

See, I come from

a pretty impressive lineage of mighty heroes.

Noble, strong, fearless.

But, Mom, I don't want to fight.

Everyone's bigger than me and stronger.

And I have poor hand-eye coordination.

Nonsense! Who told you that? -Cringer.

It's true. He's the smallest and the weakest.

It's a miracle he hasn't broken any bones or died.

So, what should the prince be doing

instead of arms training, hmm?

I don't know, maybe hanging out and playing with Cringer.

You go. I'll find a ball of yarn and I'm good.

You're zero help, you know.

Do I have to go?

Arms training. Now.

Listen up, future finest of Eternos.

There are no statues of losers,

no streets named after cowards,

and there are no parades for doing your best.

This ground, that palace, your entire lives

are built on the backs of men and women

who have won the fight.

And as your king's Man-At-Arms,

you can bet I won a lot of fights.

That's why we're all here.

I saved your mom and dad's asses.

I saved your neighbor's asses.

I saved your neighbor's mom and dad's asses.

That is a lot of asses.

You know what, the point is I fought for you,

and now you are going to fight for me with keen reflexes,

sure aim, and glorious muscle.

And this.

Anybody know what it is?

It's a stick.

Thank you for stating the obvious.

Anybody else?

Teela?

Your arms.

That's my girl!

These are your arms. They are an extension of you.

All right, partner up. Arm up.

I want to see big, shiny bruises.

I want to see bloody noses. I want to see chipped teeth.

Okay, let's go. Anchor your weight.

Hey, Dian. Do you want to

MAN-AT-ARMS: If this was real, you just died twice.

Adam. MAN-AT-ARMS: Eyes up!

You got to look him in the eye when you smash him

in the face.

Parry or next time it'll be harder.

Maybe we could just sit down and talk about this?

Hey, Adam. Adam. Just do what you can, okay?

Yeah. Teela.

Aah!

What kind of a friend are you?

The kind that's going to beat you.

Duncan.

How do you think our novices are faring?

They're a fine and diligent bunch, Sire.

All of them?

No dancing, Adam.

Mm-hmm.

-Come on. Hit me! Hit me!

He's making a fool out of himself.

I promised to make him into a man, and I will.

Yeah. But what kind of man?

-Adam! Just hit me!

Well, he did disarm her.

That's not how this works, old friend.

I win! I win! I win!

You're being silly, Adam.

Boy.

Face me. With this.

Well, pick it up.

Now

defend yourself.

Dad.

Dad!

This world is no place for the weak.

Yes, Dad.

Now say it.

This world is no place for the weak.

Hmm.

Adam. Get up!

Get up.

When you fall,

this is your chance to stand tall. Okay?

Now look strong.

When he turns around, he's going to see you.

And you want to show him you can take a hit.

When he turns around,

he's not going to see a frightened little boy.

He's going to see a man.

What's he going to see?

A man. -Good. Look.

As soon as he turns around.

Walk it off, lad.

Show's over. Back to work. Let's go.

Adam.

What are you doing here?

Following you.

Yeah, well, I came here to be alone, so

Don't be such a squink.

I didn't think you were weak, you know.

Today at training.

My dad did.

Is that the Sorceress?

What is she looking at?

King Randor, we are under attack.

I have this in hand, Sire.

The Royal Guard are trained for this.

I promise,

no harm will come to you nor your family.

I'll get you safely to Grayskull. Guards!

Hey, it's okay.

Stay close.

Teela! Come on.

Dad

I'm scared.

Who taught you that word? Huh? Not me.

It's going to be all right, pet.

Whatever happens, as long as I'm here,

you have nothing to fear. All right?

Come on. Come on.

Now go! Go, go!

There's too many of them.

A big army only means one thing.

More targets.

Go, go!

Follow me.

We're going this way.

All right, just stay there.

Weak little palace boys.

Sire, go and don't stop.

Go. I'll settle this.

Somebody wants to brawl.

That's far enough.

How dare you come into my city!

Don't you know who you're messing with?

Why don't you tell me.

I am Duncan, Commander of the Royal Guard.

The King's goddamn Man-At-Arms.

And today

And today

You failed.

Dad. Dad.

Okay, come on. On your feet. Get up. Come on. Please.

Teela.

I failed.

Come on.

Hold on.

The reign of Randor

comes to an end this night.

You believed yourself so strong,

you stopped fearing what lurked in the shadows.

It was me.

I lurked.

In the deepest and darkest corners of the universe,

I lurked.

But now I step into the light

so you shall look upon your downfall.

Go. Don't look back.

Adam, don't worry, my boy. I have you.

Be strong, son. I'll hold them.

Dad?

Go!

Dad!

What will you do to me, you fiend?

I'm only going to cut off your head.

No matter my fate, Eternos will never be yours.

Your palace is nothing but brick and glass.

Your crown, a costume.

Mm?

No, I want the power behind it.

Evil-Lyn?

Oh, Evil-Lyn.

Well said, Lord Skeletor. Poetry.

Take him away. His day is done.

With a new dawn,

Eternia shall witness my rise.

That's it. I finished. Of course, my Lord.

When I raise my fist like that,

I'm done. Yes.

That is the crescendo!

We'll know for the future, my Lord.

They're coming.

Grayskull will fall.

No, it will endure.

Bring the Sword to me, child.

Yes. Now hurry.

You must take the Sword somewhere safe,

somewhere far away from here.

Then let it be a place they will never find him.

My home.

Adam, you be safe

and never forget where you came from.

That sword is mine.

Be a good lad and bring it to me.

Don't you dare come one step closer.

Mom.

Oh, darling, I dare.

Do not lose the Sword. It's your only way home.

You carry the hope of Eternia.

Now go!

Go!

No!

Anyway, that's how I ended up in

Oklahoma City.

What about you, Julie?

Is your family from around here?

I'm sorry, did you say "Skeletor"?

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

Yeah.

Okay, um, I have to take this.

You're ph It didn't ring.

No, I have to take it and leave.

Oh, okay, Julie, I'm I'm sorry.

I know it sounds crazy. Was it the sword thing?

The Sword is actually just a vessel to hold the Power.

Like, uh, it could be this cup, for example, you know?

So now your cup is holding the Power of Grayskull,

except it's not your cup,

it was my sword, and I lost it that night.

You know, I'm not proud of that. But I lost it and

I'm going to find it.

And when I do, it is going to show me the way home.

Are you breaking up with me?

No! But they belong together.

I see.

Please don't do this.

You don't mean it.

Hey!

What's up, brother? Um

You're You're home early.

I don't want to talk about it.

Oh.

Dude.

You told her? Like, the whole thing?

Sorceress, the talking green tiger?

Even the king dude's crushing disappointment

in your lack of masculinity?

Yeah, yeah, I probably should've left that part out.

I mean, you tell some girl from Hinge

that you're from another planet,

but you're stuck here till you find

this magic sword that's going to get you home.

It just makes you sound a little

very crazy.

The drawings of the ripped dudes,

the stories you're telling

They're ripped in real life, dude, okay?

Like, she asks me where I'm from,

like, what am I supposed to say?

That your parents were killed

in some sort of a traumatic event.

I'm so sorry, by the way.

And that you're blocking it out

and you're replacing it with this fantasy.

Like, isn't that what your therapist says?

You're saying that I should just forget who I am?

My My entire life's purpose?

Maybe your entire life's purpose

is just to not be weird.

You ever think about that?

Like, why can't you just go to work,

pay your rent, live for the weekend,

and count the days till your next vacation?

Just like everyone else.

The assignment was draw your favorite historical figure.

Ram Man is historical.

No.

Nope.

It's going to be a good day.

I hear you emotionally,

I feel you consensually,

I see you for who you really are.

And you can remind yourself of that

with our favorite mantra.

Let's all get up and say it together.

Let's all get up, okay.

I have the power to be the best version of myself.

It might be his truth, but it's not my truth.

I think we all need to be aligned

on whose truth we're talking about here.

I feel I feel like what's happening

is there's a lot of truth-talking going on,

but maybe what would be more constructive

is a little bit of truth-listening. Right?

I'm sorry, what?

You're in my spot.

What?

You're taking my spot. Oh, I'm Um

I'm sorry.

Uh, hey, any advice for a new guy?

You know, like, some words of wisdom.

All right, kid, you got to get behind yourself, not in front.

The front's a facade. But you back yourself?

There's nothing you can't achieve.

Cool.

Really cool. Um

Could you just run me through that, like, one more time?

No. That's all you get.

Good journey, kid.

Ding-dong.

Oh, hey. Hi.

Um, do you have a moment to come

talk to me in my office real quick?

Uh, I was actually doing some super important HR stuff.

I can see that. Yeah.

Um, but I wasn't really asking.

I was more telling you. So

Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's confusing. Like, the tone's a little confusing.

It's like, is it a question or not? It's not.

So, I will see you Okay.

in, like, 10 minutes? Okay.

Okay, Suzie.

Adam, do you ever think about your future at this company?

I Should I?

Okay,

let me try to slide in there from a different angle. Um

You're good at your job.

You're friendly, honest, thoughtful.

People listen to you. People like you.

But

you seem distracted,

and I don't ever want to harsh anyone's buzz.

And if your buzz is nerd stuff and sword things,

that is awesomesauce.

But I wouldn't be doing my part

if I didn't give you this little ream job here.

"Ream job"?

Talking-to. You know?

Stern boss-lady over here. Can't be the fun friend.

But mega-serious face right now.

Your hobby is causing your work to suffer.

How about we just ignore that for a minute, okay?

This obsession with swords,

um, it's not a good look for Human Resources.

In fact, I'm going to have to fire you

if you don't get your shit together.

Oh, so this is like, um

like an ultimatum.

Yes. Okay. Yeah, you get it.

Whew! Conflict is not my strong point.

Uh, you will be terminated

if you don't stop looking for weapons on the clock.

You're freaking people out. Especially Darryl.

God, I hate Darryl.

Look, you don't understand.

I am nothing without that sword.

Okay, moment of truth.

Are you going to live here in reality

or are you just going to waste your life away

like some kind of daydream Jimmy,

not having any goals,

not having any way to stop yourself

from touching the phone. I can see your hand.

If I could just touch it for one second.

No. Just don't pick it up. Just see what it says.

Just, like, please don't. And I could just

I'm doing it. Actually, don't

Okay, you did it. All right.

Adam? Oh, wow.

Adam? Wait. I got to go.

Adam? You can't just

If you walk out that door,

you can kiss this place goodbye.

Consensually.

Okay, uh, I think I'm here.

Meet me inside.

Well, how will I know it's

You'll know.

It's you, right?

Pretty sure. Yeah.

Tight.

Yeah. Yeah.

You have my sword?

No. I don't think so.

No sword?

No.

Oh, God.

Okay, well, then you're not you.

Sorry. Yeah.

You got my sword? What?

Never mind.

Have you got my sword?

Me. It's me.

What the hell, man?

You literally asked

everyone in the store if they got a sword?

Yeah. Well, they all look like they have swords.

I have a wizard's staff at home.

Get away from him.

This is as far as I can take you.

What?

Wh-What am I supposed to do with that?

Your problem, dude.

I was never here.

Situation under control!

Hey, you can't do that!

Oh, don't worry. Uh, the Sword's mine.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Sir, please get off of Torak.

Torak is on me.

Got it. Not got it. I don't got it.

Sir, please stop ravishing the pillager.

He's ravishing me. Ugh!

Sir, that sword is not for sale.

I'm not buying it. I'm taking it.

In just a second, I'm going to vanish

into a brilliant blast of light.

Or something.

Cool.

By the Power of Grayskull,

I have to go home!

Grayskull, just take me home.

Are you single?

Hey, what the hell?

I hate it when you make me laugh.

Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it

when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call.

Uh, is that the Sword of Power?

Yeah, it is. Okay.

Please work.

Do something.

Great.

Hey, cool sword, Highlander.

Yeah, nice sword there, Rip Van

uh, King Arth

What even are you? H-Highlander?

God, what what the hell? Idiots, man.

Hang tight.

What is going on?

No.

Okay.

Adam?

Is it really you?

What?

You don't recognize me?

Huh?

Still such a squink.

Teela?

Ready to go home?

What does that thing want with me?

It's not you he's after. It's this.

The Sword sent a signal.

What took you so long to raise it?

I I kind of misplaced it.

"Misplaced"? Yeah.

It's been 15 years.

Okay, on the count of three.

No. No, I don't want to run. One. Two.

I can't do it.

Three. Come on. I don't have it in me.

All right, slow down, slow down.

-Jump! What? No!

Okay, okay. Okay.

What's wrong with you? Yeah. Okay.

Where are we going?

My ship. Up there.

Up where?

Oh.

Yeah.

Cool.

Ship. Open up.

Opening hull door.

No, you know what, I told you guys it was real.

Not you guys specifically,

just, you know, you kind of represent, like,

a lot of the people in my life who doubted me.

Adam, come on.

Ship, let's get out of here. Now!

Getting out of here now.

Hang on. It's about to get weird.

Okay. Ship, fold space.

Folding space and getting weird.

I can't believe it's you.

Yeah.

It's me. You've gotten so big.

As in you've aged.

Well! You've aged well. You've You've grown older!

And you haven't changed at all.

Well

Adam, you don't know how bad it's been.

I mean, everything changed since you left.

My parents?

Skeletor took them that night,

and, um, we never saw them again.

Arriving at Eternia in ten,

nine, eight, seven, six

I can't believe I'm finally home.

I would manage your expectations.

two, one.

It's all gone.

Skeletor never wanted Eternos.

He just didn't want anyone else to have it.

Why would he do this?

Because he's bad.

There's got to be more to it than that.

He has a skull for a face.

We have to leave.

It's too dangerous to be out in the open.

What are you looking at?

Sorry, sir.

I wasn't sure if you were awake or not, my lord.

Fetch my staff, swine.

Yes, sir.

Careful! If you drop it,

I'll have you ground into sausage meat,

just like your mother.

EVIL-LYN: My lord, Skeletor

the beast has returned.

Oh, vile and villainous Skeletor.

Sadistic Overlord of Evil

Oh, do shut up! On your knees.

Lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Tell me you have the Sword.

I found it, my lord, but the woman, Teela, took it.

Please stop. This really hurts, my lord.

Teela?

The whelp of the King's Man-At-Arms.

Intelligence reports her ship flying recon over Eternos

just this morning.

Then the Sword is here.

We must follow her and see where she runs.

That is already in hand, my lord.

Mm.

Why are you still here?

Bring me that sword, you hirsute half-wit!

What am I, Evil-Lyn? Am I not mighty?

My lord, you are the mightiest.

Have I not gone out of my way

to show the people of Eternia

that I am a just and worthy ruler?

You have killed thousands of them to prove it.

Oh, but what is it worth?

My lord, if I may?

You have already won.

You have a vast army at your command.

Your Staff of Havoc, your throne of bones,

you have me.

Do you really need more?

It can all be taken away. Don't you see?

My Staff can be taken away.

You can be taken away. All of it.

And then, what am I?

My lord, you are

Then I am nothing.

As long as that sword

remains in someone else's hand,

any power I have is only temporary.

I need more than impermanence.

I am no mere king.

I am a devil,

but I mean to be a god.

Where are you taking me? The Royal Guard.

Or what's left of us, anyway.

The Royal Guard is here? You've been hiding?

Skeletor would never look for us here.

And now that we have the Sword, we can beat him.

Keep it close and try not to draw attention to yourself.

Is that what people wear on Earth?

Actually, no. Not really.

Don't stare.

I have eyes on the Sword.

Okay, let me do the talking.

These guys might be a bit upset with

Where have you been?

You were supposed to be on patrol.

Skeletor's goons are everywhere.

I found the Sword of Power.

What?

There. And the man carrying it is the son of King Randor.

The long-lost Prince of Eternos.

Hi, sir.

It's a

It's a real thrill to be here.

This is no son of the king.

He is. And he can prove it.

I can, yes.

So

I remember watching you, as a kid with my dad,

and seeing you lead combat drills.

What? Is that an earthquake? What?

Who is this little oik?

Ram Man?

What did you call me?

Ram Man?

You know, because

Well, I I called you that because he looks like a

Looks like what?

A man who rams.

Imposter. You don't know us.

No, no, no. I I do know you.

Well, I've been telling people

about you guys my whole life.

When I was a kid, I'd make these drawings,

so I'd never forget you.

Is that so? Yeah.

Mm. Well, who am I then?

You're Fisto.

I know that's not your proper name, but you know,

you fist people, so

I don't fist people.

I'm pretty sure I saw you fist a goblin one time.

Adam!

This is the savior of Eternia?

Look, I know. He's not what I expected either, okay?

But I swear it's him.

I mean, I tracked down the Sword of Power

Let me see this. and it led me to

-Stop squirming! What are you doing?

This guy. Give it.

Teela.

Thank you.

I'll be honest, I thought this would go better.

We're going to need a minute to talk this over.

Sure. Yeah, yeah.

Let's talk it over. No, no. Adam!

Uh-uh-uh.

It's Dina, right? Dina?

Dian. Dian.

Dian. Yes! Oh, my God.

All right, this is super crazy,

but we used to go to school together.

You used to push me into the lockers.

Aw. Did it hurt?

Well, I Whoa!

Dian? I think you locked it. On accident.

Fisto?

It's because he has a massive

I was 10, okay?

We have to get out of here.

It smells like a urinal in here.

Oh.

It's him. Piss off.

Yep, totally fair.

Is that a Class-4 Battlebot?

What? No, it's nothing. Service bot. Glorified maid.

Charming.

No, Class-4s are the deadliest

super soldiers ever engineered.

Just one of these bots is worth about 15 soldiers.

It's actually 20.

Dope.

It looks like the Sword of Power.

It's smaller than I thought.

Well, that's just because my hand is so big.

Your big hand is your other hand.

Well, this one's pretty big, too.

That's why the Sword looks so small when I hold it.

Captain.

Yeah, go ahead.

We may have a situation out front.

They're coming for the Sword!

We have to get out of here.

Miss? You don't belong down here mopping the floors.

You could join us.

As a servant?

No, as a soldier.

Adam, can you please

stop making friends with the appliances?

I'll join you

on the condition that I don't make any food,

I don't wash anything,

and any fluids of any type

that come out of you are yours to deal with.

Got it?

Wait.

Hold on.

Help me get him up. I can't leave him.

What? The drunk guy? -Dad.

Wake up.

Why

Why'd you call him Dad?

He's my dad.

Dad, wake up.

Keep it down. I'm trying to sleep here.

Duncan?

Are you going to help me get him up or not?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God, he's heavy.

Yeah, good idea. He needs to hydrate.

Who's this guy? Do I know you?

Well, yeah. Yeah.

Um

A long time ago, when I was a kid, you used to train me.

Sword fighting? Hand-to-hand combat?

Oh, you you berated me, kicked me while I was down,

demoralized me, totally destroyed my self-esteem?

Mm.

Uh

Adam. I'm

Adam.

Ugh!

I'm not cleaning that up.

Nobody asked you to clean it up.

Wait a minute. I know who you are.

You're Randor's son.

Yeah. Yeah, it's me.

Sweet little Adam.

Adam! Oh, this is so cool! You remember me.

Weedy. Namby-pamby.

Like weak. -Whoa.

Okay. I don't think I was Namby-pamby?

All right, that's it.

We're leaving. Come on. We got to go, Dad.

What? No, no, no. -Let's go.

I'm perfectly fine right here. You guys leave.

I'm staying here next to this vomit.

We're going to have to carry him.

Mm-hmm.

Oh. I see.

Thank you so much for inviting me on this exciting adventure.

Hey.

Hey, I can walk. I said I can walk!

-This way. Oh. Oh!

The Sword is here. Find it!

You've got to get the Sword

as far away from him as possible. Go!

Come on, we got to go.

What's going on here?

Hey, asshole robot!

I told you I could walk.

Uh, you might want to duck.

You might want to get fu

Roboto, could you please deploy battle mode

for, like, one second?

Are you trying to be funny?

She's a service bot.

Duncan reprogrammed her years ago.

You're damn right I did.

Maniac nearly shot my head off.

It was a malfunction.

Yeah, right.

Run.

What the hell is happening?

Stop shooting at me!

Thanks, guys.

Follow me.

Whoa! Did she jump?

I was not expecting that.

Yeah. No, me neither.

You want me to carry Drunkan?

What'd you call me? Okay.

Duncan, you good?

Never better.

Oh!

Ow!

How is he not dead yet?

No, I'm good. Dad.

Let's go.

Okay. All right.

Come out, cowards!

Trap Jaw.

Who?

It's from my drawings! -Trap Jaw?

Never mind. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Dad.

Anyone but him. We're trapped.

There's nowhere left to run.

Maybe Maybe I could talk to him. Start a dialogue.

Are you out of your mind? What?

Is he out of his mind? A dialogue?

I do this for work all the time.

I'm actually kind of good at it.

Hey, no. I'll be right back.

No! I'll be right back.

What? Adam!

Hello!

Hello.

Mr. Trap Jaw.

Hi there, uh

Wait.

Could I talk to you for a second?

I just want to de-escalate the situation here

because it feels like emotions are running super high.

Oh, they are, are they?

And who might you be?

I'm Adam. Prince of

Okay,

I can see that we're heading into conflict territory here.

Stop talking.

Okay.

And conflict resolution

relies on effective communication, right?

Whoa!

Use the Sword!

Use the sword. What sword?

Say the words.

Whoa.

By the Power

By the Power of Grayskull.

By the Power of Grayskull!

I have the Power!

Oh, wow.

Wow.

The champion of Grayskull!

We're saved.

We're screwed.

Holy

That's it. That's what I taught you.

That's not Okay. That's good. It's good.

Ooh!

Hey, we got to move. Come on. Let's go.

You guys see that?

I ripped that dude's arm off and I shot all his friends.

I saw that, lad. I saw it.

Mm

You fools! You dolts and blockheads!

My lord!

Oh, you pathetic pail of pitiful pissants!

I want that sword! Do you hear me?

I want that sword. It's mine.

Mine, mine, mine, mine. Mine, mine, mine.

And I will have it. Do you hear me?

I will have it. And you, you you will get it for me.

Whew.

Do you understand?

After them! Get the Sword!

Maybe I should fly.

You're not flying, Dad.

You're doing great, Teela.

Not now, Adam. Okay.

Ugh! Son of a -Breach.

Hull breach.

Ship, run analytics.

Running analytics. My hull is breached.

Got it.

I'm just saying, I have a lot of experience when it comes

to, like, you know Do you want to walk, Dad?

Because I'll make you walk.

Oh, shit.

Teela?

Go out there and shoot some bad guys.

Okay. Sky sled. In the back.

I'm on it. Sky sled.

Not you. What?

Definitely not you.

Okay.

Whoa!

What the?

Okay.

Yeah.

Whoa!

Whoa!

We're losing altitude.

You know, if you put less pressure

on the yoke, you'll get Not one word.

We're not going to make it.

Teela, hold her as steady as you can.

Oh, says the drunk guy.

Whoa!

Whoa.

All right.

Adam?

Adam! Hey!

Hey, look out behind you!

Get out of there, you moron. What?

You're going to die.

Wow, you can really fly.

I don't want to hear it.

Insurgents of Eternia.

Your long reprieve has come to an end.

You are done.

Well, if you would live to see another morning,

I now demand your fealty.

Do you know what that means, miscreant?

It means I shall kill you one by one

until you tell me the name of that insolent barbarian.

And do you know who I mean?

Muscles. Loincloth. All over tan.

Big, shiny sword.

Mm.

No?

Very well.

You.

Evil-Lyn, who is this? EVIL-LYN: Um

Moss Man.

He'll do. Mm.

No! No, no.

Watch, fallen heroes of Eternia,

as he begs for his miserable life.

Go on.

Beg.

No.

No!

Oh, look, darling, I made mulch.

Very good. Mulch.

So I ask again,

who is the warrior who fought for you today?

No more!

No more. I'll tell.

Oh, please do.

It's the young prince, returned from the dead.

Is it indeed?

Take them all away. Lock them up.

Let this midden burn to the ground.

Well, they're not going to follow us in here.

Not without reinforcements.

I'm going to go look for Adam while there's still light.

No, no, no, no, you leave that to me.

Really, Dad. I got it. Teela. This is what I do.

Did. This is what you did.

I am handling this. Stay here.

Where am I?

Who am I?

You are he

who will restore peace to Eternia.

The Champion of Grayskull.

Adam.

Thank Zodac, you're alive!

I think you just shooed off the Sorceress.

That's not the Sorceress.

I really think that that was the Sorceress.

Sure.

Are you hurt?

Weirdly, not at all.

Good.

Come on, it's getting dark.

We'll camp here tonight,

get moving first thing tomorrow.

What?

Nothing. Just haven't seen you like this in a while.

Well, Man-At-Arms is in here somewhere.

I hope you find him.

Hey, wait a second.

What have we got here?

Oh, who's up for a drink?

Dad, are you serious?

What? Come on. Sit down.

Let's crack open a few.

Tell some stories, sing some songs.

If we don't celebrate the small victories

Victory? What victory?

Well, we didn't die.

Oh, that's a victory for you?

Teela, I say we earned it.

You've been "earning it" for 15 years.

More for you and me. Come on. Sit down.

Here's to the return of the Sword

and the Champion of Grayskull!

Ripping some dude's arm off

doesn't really seem like the kind of thing

that we should be celebrating.

Well, it was you or him.

Like, whatever happened to

to understanding and listening?

Just talking to one another?

Oh, talk.

What are you going to do when a guy charges

towards your family with a sword?

Okay, I get it. What I'm supposed to say?

You You fight him, right?

No, you protect them.

You You're thinking about it all wrong.

I mean, you scoff at the trigger-happy grunts!

Look how backward they all are.

But when the war breaks out,

it's not the poets that step up.

It's the man with the muscle.

And he's not doing it for glory.

He's doing it so his

his children can see another morning.

That is a man, as far as I can tell.

He stands up when he is needed.

Like you did.

Speaking of which,

you, uh you weren't bad earlier on.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

I mean, your form, it's a little shoddy.

And your technique could do some work.

But, uh, not bad. There he is.

There's the Duncan I remember.

Um, good.

Hey, can you come help me with this?

Whoa.

It is quite heavy,

so if you could just Oh, my God! Yeah.

Yeah.

Your, um

Your loincloth is in my

Sorry. Fine.

So, how does it feel to be the mighty warrior?

Uh

All things considered, I feel pretty great.

I'm not quite sure what happened to my shirt though.

Or my pants.

Do those come back,

or do I have to buy a new pair every time?

I really missed you, you know.

Me too.

I thought about you. All the time.

Me too.

Honestly, there wasn't a day went by

I didn't think about you.

Me too.

And how much

our friendship means to me.

Hmm?

You were always such a good friend.

Like a really, really good friend. You know,

practically a little brother. Hmm.

Yeah. You've always been my friend

and you'll always be my friend.

And nothing will change that. Not ever.

My dawg. Whew!

Phew, I know. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Weight off of me.

Well, let's go confiscate that flask

before my dad starts singing.

Yeah, we don't we don't want that.

-Yeah. We

Behold insignificant wretches, it is I,

Skeletor.

And you are but worms beneath my feet.

Butt-worms? He just called us butt-worms.

Yet there is one among you

who thinks he has a higher purpose.

It seems the prodigal prince has returned.

But this is not your Eternia anymore, Prince Adam.

It is mine. And so is everything in it.

Including that sword you carry,

for it is fit for a far mightier hand than yours.

So, here is my magnanimous offer.

Bring the Sword of Power to me at Snake Mountain

and you might yet be reconciled with your

mummy and daddy.

Yes, they're alive and well.

Okay, not "well," but they're alive.

Imagine, you could be a happy family together again.

Or they could die

horribly.

And that will forever be on you.

Oh, how heavy will that sword weigh in your hand then,

Champion of Grayskull?

I have to leave.

Now.

Adam! Adam! It's a trap!

We can't let Skeletor get his hands on the Sword.

He'd be unstoppable.

I'm not going to give him the Sword.

I'm going to kill him with it.

This is Skeletor we're talking about.

You can't just charge into this.

I have the power of a god in my hands.

But you are not a god. You're a man.

He took my family, Teela!

I have to save them.

It's what a man does, right?

You sound like my dad.

Is that a bad thing?

We'll see. -Hey!

I'm going with you or without you.

Adam.

We're with you.

Every step of the way.

It's like they want to die all the time.

Not now.

Come on.

Snake Mountain is this way.

We don't know what's in there.

I'm in there.

Follow my lead.

Ho the

Uh

Hi, I am Adam.

Prince of Eternia

and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

And I carry with me the Sword of Power.

Surrender your weapon to me.

I will give the Sword to Skeletor and Skeletor only.

Hmm.

Keep the Sword.

Guards!

Ah.

Take this one and his gorgeous muscles to Lord Skeletor.

The rest will come with me.

Prepare the dungeons.

Adam, you give him hell!

Killer view, isn't it?

Shall I give you two a moment?

Dad?

Adam?

Is it you?

Yeah.

It's me.

Teary reconciliations can wait.

Now give me the Sword.

Release him.

Mm-hmm I said it first.

Release him!

You don't want to play that game with me, you naughty boy.

I play to win and

I cheat.

Take it.

You can try.

No. No!

Very good, Evil-Lyn, he's he's frozen.

Bravo, Prince Adam. Quite the show.

But to what end?

Face me like a man.

Well, A, I don't have a face,

and, B, I don't want to.

Besides, it's my turn to put on a show.

What do you think, Papa?

Shall I let him watch

as I slay you with his own sword?

Oh, yes.

No.

No!

Dad?

Adam.

Let me see you.

There you are.

Oh, you took your time, but you came back.

Yeah, I've changed so much.

I'm not that, uh I'm not that weak little boy anymore.

Yeah.

Now I'm everything you wanted me to be.

Well, what

Well, what did I want you to be?

Someone else.

No. No. Hey. Hey, that's

That's not what I wanted.

As a boy, you were so very small.

The world just

just seemed so big for you.

So I tried to make you strong

because I wanted I wanted to protect you.

It was the only way I knew how.

There are

Oh, there were so many things I should have said.

Dad, it's okay.

Hmm? It's It's okay.

I wish I understood better then.

I wish I had let you

be you.

Dad, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait!

Dad, you you can't close your eyes yet.

I didn't

I didn't get to say it yet. I

I I need you to hear hear me say it.

And so you both submit.

Are you okay, lad?

You changed back.

Mom. -Oh.

Mm.

He's gone.

Oh.

Oh, so long I've waited.

Now I shall be reborn

and the universe shall quake in my shadow.

By the Power of Grayskull,

I

have

the Power!

Was that right? Did I mess up the words?

No, those are the words.

Once more with feeling, perhaps?

Don't test me, woman.

Why isn't it working?

Wait!

Tell me why it isn't working.

There's a ritual I can perform.

If we return the Sword to Grayskull,

to its altar, I promise you it will work.

It had better.

Prepare my ship.

Hey, lad,

you want to talk?

Adam, I'm not very good with, um,

talking. You know, about, uh, what's, you know

you know, uh, what's going on inside.

You know, the, uh

Feelings? Yeah. That.

But here's what I do know.

I know how it feels to fail.

To find out that you are not who you thought you were.

It's better she thinks of me

as an old drunk who's worth saving

than an old man who's worth nothing.

I failed her.

I failed you, Adam.

I promised that I would protect all of you. And

And I couldn't.

Wow.

Do you remember what you used to tell me when

I'd get my ass beat as a kid?

Yeah, I used to say, "Drop and give me 20."

No. You used to say

"You got to get back up

"and stand tall."

Maybe we should both try together.

What do you say?

I'd like that.

Hi.

I brought someone here to see you.

Hmm?

Cringer?

Oh, my God.

Is it okay if I lick you now?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Oh, wow.

I missed you, buddy.

I can't believe you're here.

I can't believe we're all here.

All the Heroes of Eternia.

Adam, are you okay?

Yeah. I think I am.

Gather round. Come on.

Gather round for the war room.

Not a war room, just a seminar. Seminar.

Okay. Gather in for the war seminar. Come on!

If I could just have your attention, please.

I I'd just like to take a moment

to ideate on an escape strategy.

A what?

Is this supposed to be a battle speech?

Team building. Yeah. Team building.

Who is this guy? Yeah. Who are you?

I'm Adam, Prince of Eternia.

Uh, excuse me. Hi.

Yeah, I thought Adam was dead.

Hey. Put your neck away. Let him talk.

Uh, no. Not dead.

As you can see, very much alive.

-What did he say? Speak up. We can't hear you.

Okay. Sorry. So when when I was on Earth,

I learned that success in the workplace

doesn't come down to one man,

or woman,

or whatever that is.

Person. You know?

It comes down to many people working together.

Workplace? We're in a dungeon.

No, I know that. Um

Look, I know most of you don't know me.

But I know all of you.

Mekaneck.

Heroic human periscope.

And Ram Man.

You ram!

And you're a man.

Hell yeah, I do.

And you, Fisto! You fist people!

Yes, I do!

And Dian.

You pushed me into the lockers when I was a kid, so

Hell yeah, I did.

I know all of you.

I kept you close to my heart.

Eternia. It's a part of me,

it's my home, and I'm going to fight for it.

But I can't do it alone.

I need your help.

Working alone, I mean, it it brought me here.

It brought us all here. Right?

But if we work together, we can change that.

See, we got to get behind ourselves.

Not in front.

In front is, it's just a facade.

But we back ourselves?

There's nothing we can't achieve.

Together.

Yeah.

So we're going to take back our home. Together.

Here's to Alan.

To Alan.

It's Adam, dude.

Adam.

But what can we do in here? These bars are photanium.

There's no breaking them.

These walls are rock.

Fisto.

Ram Man.

All you guys.

I got one question.

How much do you bench?

What is "bench"?

Oh, God.

Kill anyone who approaches.

The women and children first.

Good boy.

Come, Evil-Lyn,

the end is nigh.

So you think you can fix her?

Make her battle ready again?

I Last time she was operational,

she tried to kill me.

Accident. It was an accident.

She always says that.

Well, I trust her, so

I Yeah, okay, all right.

All right. -All right.

Do not assassinate me, okay?

Wait, you were carrying that around

this whole time?

Uh-huh.

Now, as we agreed, no killing me.

I made no promises.

Wow.

Ah, that's good.

Okay. Now!

I can't breathe.

My lungs are burning.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Why is it so dusty?

They're escaping!

Don't let them get away!

All right, you filthy skull-polishers.

Where do you keep the ships?

They're coming.

Roboto and I will hold them off

while you guys do your thing.

Dad.

Are you sure you can handle this?

No, I am not sure,

but I'm going to give it my best shot.

I know you will.

You're so strong.

Stronger than I ever was.

You're the man that I wished I could be.

Um thanks? Yeah, come here.

I love you guys. -Oh.

-Uh That was really beautiful.

Adam, we're kind of having a moment here.

So, uh

Yeah. Just You want to get out of here?

Okay. All right. Okay. Thank you.

All right. That was nice.

No. Nice moment

with the three of us. No problem.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah, we'll -Go. Go.

Great.

Is it too late to back out of this?

Shouldn't I be wearing armor or something?

This seems dangerous.

Pussy.

Teela! Really?

What?

He's not a pussycat. He's a Battle Cat.

No, I'm not. -Yeah, you are.

I'm not that.

Okay. Just this once. Get on.

Next time I'm definitely wearing armor.

Yeah! Let's fist some bad guys!

Give them head, Ram Man.

I'm sorry.

Incoming!

Now, let me show you what a real man does with power.

Hmm.

No!

Defend yourself, witch.

How about this? You and I sneak out of here,

let them slug it out.

Nice try.

You are your father's daughter.

Hell yeah, I am.

Hey, let's crash their party!

I got my invitation right here.

Well, no, if you have an invitation,

you're not really Oh!

RSVP. I'm about to shoot these assholes.

You're really making a mess of this party metaphor.

Don't this feel great? Right?

Oof!

They are not going to get to that castle.

Not as long as I'm standing.

You've barely been upright since I met you.

Hey, you got any missiles left?

Yes. One.

That's all we need.

Yes! Whoo-hoo!

What is that?

Run! Run!

Look out!

Duncan?

Remember me?

You remember who I used to be?

Commander of the Royal Guard.

King's Man-At-Arms.

But today

I'm a new man!

Hey. Duncan?

Roboto!

Don't you go powering down on me.

It-It-It doesn't matter.

Existence is a series of absurdities

leading to infinite nothingness.

That's my girl.

That's my girl.

Stand still, you muscle-bound oaf!

I'm trying to annihilate you!

Well, would you look at that?

It seems your sword is worthless.

Nothing more than a cheap toy to play with.

That's not possible.

I'm curious.

Without this, what are you?

Who are you?

Let's have a look.

Unleash the beast, dude!

That's gold, bro, right there.

Sick flex, bro.

Could I level with you, Adam?

I was never really buying

that whole beefcake barbarian thing.

I don't think you ever were the tough guy.

I suspect you were the runt.

And those that didn't bully you,

well, they felt sorry for you.

Catch!

It wasn't like that.

No?

What was it like?

What?

Your home planet.

What was it like?

Well, it was, um

It was beautiful.

Like nothing you've ever seen before.

Oh, my God, have you ever been to Sedona?

What?

Ah, now this place,

this is more your thing.

A world of grays and beiges

and a constant humiliating failure.

Adam! Can this wait?

I have a performance review with Darryl.

Who's the demon, Adam?

He's the bad guy. He broke my sword!

Here we go again with the Sword!

While I conquered an entire planet,

you were here, uh uh

What even is this?

It's Human Resources.

Human resources?

Oh, Adam, you naughty boy.

Oh, come on.

Oh, you can pretend to be the hero

with your giant muscles,

that big long sword dangling

between your glorious thighs.

But you'll always be a failure.

Eternia isn't your home.

It's a dream of something you're not.

And that dream

is over.

Adam!

Adam!

Adam!

Hey, Adam,

are you okay?

Yeah.

I I just think I might have died.

Damn.

Uh, that's heavy, brother.

Well, you let me know if you need anything.

Uh, I think you might have dropped one.

So

there you go.

All right.

Kind of convenient to die right before the rent is due.

No, I I'll I'll handle it.

Get up.

It It's a talking bird.

Yes.

That's weird.

Uh, you had a talking cat.

That's a fair point.

So this is it, huh?

I'm dead?

Perhaps.

Get up!

How can I get up if I'm dead, huh?

You have the Power.

No.

Not anymore.

The Sword's broken.

What sword?

The Sword of Power.

Oh, that. What about it?

It's Well

It's It's the Sword of Power.

"Whosoever wields the Sword

"shall hold the Power."

Adam, when you hold aloft your magic sword,

what words do you say?

By the Power of Grayskull

Yes, go on.

I have the Power.

That's right. You have the Power.

Not the Sword.

You.

I chose you.

In the hands of past champions,

the Power has been brute strength.

But in yours, it becomes so much more.

It is understanding, it is empathy.

It is humanity.

That is why I chose you as the vessel, Adam.

I am the vessel.

Now you're ready.

By the Power of Grayskull,

I have the Power!

Oh, balls.

Yeah!

Skeletor

I have a proposition for you.

Why don't we

end this cycle of violence and talk?

Just talk.

You destroyed my world.

You have caused so much pain and suffering.

And maybe that's because you couldn't be king.

Maybe it's because you weren't loved enough as a child.

Doesn't matter to me who you are.

What matters is what you do.

So do something right.

Hmm.

Oh, you you boob.

You muscle-bound milquetoast.

There is no right that will be done here.

There is no good in me that you might uncover.

There is nothing you can say that will change my nature,

for I I am

a villain.

And does it feel good.

Look at you.

A feeble, worthless child.

Oh, yes, you may have the Power,

but you're too scared to use it.

And you don't even know how.

I know how to use it.

I just prefer not to.

Huh?

Is that Is that all you've got?

I was pulling my punches.

Do you want to talk?

Okay. What do you want to talk about?

The time for talk is over.

Get up, squink.

There you are.

Thanks.

So that was nice, the way you took that guy and

I squeezed his hand and -Yeah.

So, what do you think? We killed all of them.

Ah. Oh, wow!

This is a little revealing.

Hey, Adam.

Hey.

How's it going with your, uh

your feelings and such?

Good. Good. Yeah.

I want you to know,

if you ever want to talk,

I'm here.

Great.

Or if you want to arm wrestle.

Or you want me to beat you with a stick,

I'm also here. All right? Oh.

Likewise.

Eternia's finest.

Look at them.

All the heroes you drew from your childhood.

Ram Man,

Fisto,

and what did you call that guy again?

Oh, it's Mekaneck. Right.

Annoying. Yeah.

Did you ever have a name for me?

Uh, Warrior Goddess.

Oh. Because Well, because

I was just a kid, so

Yeah, like, it's strong. -Wow. That's

That's great.

I wouldn't look too much into it. I

You had a name for yourself, too, didn't you?

No. No. Yeah, you did. Come on.

Tell us.

You're going to laugh.

Probably, but tell us.

What is it?

He-Man.

What?

He-Man.

That's worse than I thought it was going to be.

Isn't that redundant? What does it mean?

It's like a like a strong man.

Like a Like a masculine fellow.

Yeah.

What? It's too macho? No. No.

Wow, that's very manly.

And you are very manly.

It's clever.

Yo, what do you think?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, man, this is

cool.

Like, it's cool to see that it was all real

and I wasn't a crazy person.

Yeah, you know,

now I'm standing next to a green tiger.

It's like who would have thought.

But, hey, thank you for

coming to get me to prove it was all real.

Oh, my red light's blinking.

I'm getting a distress signal from an Avion village.

Sounds like a job for He-Man.

He-Man.

Yes, I am going to go and do that thing. See

Over there. So

Cringer.

Do we have to?

Is he running off to change in secret again?

Yep.

Does he think we all forgot? Pretty much everyone knows.

I mean, we could just look the other direction,

if that's easier?

Nah, let him do his thing.

In today's story,

we saw that muscles don't necessarily make a man.

And that having a skull for a face

pretty much guarantees

you're the bad guy.

Until next time.

I had given up hope.

Of both of them.

Well, perhaps one day she'll come back to us, too.

Force Captain Adora?

No.

Not anymore.

I must say, you've looked better.