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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) You sell all these dirty magazines?
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Boy, I tell you, the world's gone to
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hell, Jake.
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Ten years ago, the big seller was guns
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and ammo.
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If you ask me, the world's getting better.
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Oh, that was a great run.
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I'll see you later?
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Yeah, I'll meet you at the student union
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before class.
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We can get a soda.
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Oh, come on, Reg.
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You're dating that kid from your psych class?
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Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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Come on, he's three.
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What's his name again, Skippy?
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Brad.
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And I'm not that much older than him.
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Yeah, in dog years.
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Besides, I thought you told me you didn't
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like him.
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Changed my mind.
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Brad's everything I like in a man.
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He's smart, handsome, funny.
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Breathing.
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Shut up.
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You know, I think it's great.
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You couldn't find a boyfriend, so you grew
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one.
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You know, older men date younger women all
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the time.
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It's such a double standard.
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Damn right it is.
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An older guy dates a younger woman.
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He's a pig.
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An older woman dates a younger man.
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And she's getting her groove back.
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I can't believe you're so old-fashioned.
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I can't believe you saw that movie.
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You know, you can call whenever you want.
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I just stand around most of the time
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anyways.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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Yeah, it's her.
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And her is not happy.
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Big nose and greasy hair should not be
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written on a patient's charts.
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Well, then why is there a space for
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a second opinion?
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You know, if you took the time to
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understand why we do what we do around
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here instead of making calls, maybe you wouldn't
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make these mistakes.
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First of all, Gil called me.
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And second...
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Go on.
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If you should find yourself with nothing to
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do, why don't you observe what I do?
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Maybe you will learn something.
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Okay.
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But we can skip talking on the phone
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because I think I got that down.
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Hi, Linda.
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Margaret, is he in?
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Hi, Liz.
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Yeah, he's in his office.
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Go on back.
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John, we have to talk.
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What?
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I didn't do anything.
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No, no.
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Relax.
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It's just that I don't have to work
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Saturday night.
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Oh, great, great.
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There's a championship fight on.
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We could order food from Ming's.
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No.
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That's what we have to talk about.
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I can't stay home, watch TV, and order
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Chinese one more night.
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Well, you're in luck.
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They have Thai dishes at Ming's.
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No, no, no.
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I want to go out.
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I want to socialize.
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I want to see people.
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John, you and I are like two gophers
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who go underground on Friday night and don't
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come up until Monday morning.
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Now, this has got to change.
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So I've decided we're gonna have a dinner
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party.
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I don't even know you anymore.
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Come on.
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It's gonna be fun.
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We'll have some people to my place.
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No, I don't want to go to your
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place.
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Your place is too far.
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Fine.
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We'll have it at your place with your
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friends.
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No, Liz, don't.
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John, this means a lot to me.
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Couldn't we please do it?
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Even though that was phrased as a question,
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it really wasn't, was it?
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Not really, no.
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All right, all right, all right.
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We'll have a dinner party.
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And you'll smile and mingle and be a
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gracious host.
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Oh, man, I thought it was just a
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dinner party.
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Jake, do you really think it's weird I'm
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dating someone so much younger?
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No, not at all.
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Good.
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I can see how you'd want to hold
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on to your youth as long as possible.
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I mean, most women your age are getting
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facelifts or boob jobs.
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I wanted to get a boob job, but
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newsstand operator was taken.
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Okay, let's not do this anymore.
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Cradle robber.
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Oh, good, you're both here.
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Uh, Saturday night, my place.
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You're both invited to a dinner party.
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No, no, I'm serious, I'm serious.
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For some insane reason, Liz wants us to
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see other people, so I couldn't think of
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anyone I like.
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I'm inviting the two of you.
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Good job on the fights on Saturday night.
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So watch it at my place.
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During a dinner party?
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Without sound.
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A big help, thanks.
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Oh, great, great, you'll be there.
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You can bring Kira, and you can bring
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Skippy.
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All right, I'll come.
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But you have to promise not to make
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fun of Brad.
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Not make fun of Brad.
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Come on, Reg, it's supposed to be a
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party.
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Margaret, why do you type the forms?
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Because they're easier to read.
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Why do you use those stamps?
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Because those are the ones we have.
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Why not use pretty stamps like Christmas stamps?
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Christmas is over.
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Well, so's James Cagney, but you use those.
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Margaret, have you got any more responses for
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my dinner party?
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Oh, I'm only up to G in your
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address book, and so far it's ten no's,
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six no ways, four hang-ups, and a
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word so filthy I had to ask Linda
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what it meant.
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It was a good one.
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Oh, what the hell, you know, what are
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you two doing Saturday night?
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Despite that gracious invitation, have you forgotten the
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last time you, me, and Louis had dinner
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together?
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He's still upset?
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That was six years ago.
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Okay, I'll talk to him.
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Thank you.
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And what about you and, uh, whoever you'll
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be seeing by Saturday?
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That would be Gil, but the court says
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he can't go north of 125th Street or
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his electric boot will go off.
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John, I shopped for the food, I made
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the dinner, I set the table.
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Would it be too much trouble to ask
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you to turn off the damn fight and
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put on your pants?
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There.
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Thank you.
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You know, I think, Kira, I can sit
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over there between Louis and Brad.
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Oh, I hope I didn't make too much
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salad.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, hey, look at that, Jake's on TV.
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I thought he was coming to dinner.
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That reminds me.
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Uh, no, he called earlier.
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He and Kira got tickets to the fight.
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John.
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Lucky I didn't turn the TV off.
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I would have forgotten to tell you.
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Oh, hey, I'll get it.
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See, I'm being helpful.
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Well, now we're just eight.
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Oh, hey.
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Either I'm early or this is a different
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kind of party than I thought.
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Hi, where's Louis?
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Downstairs, he won't get out of the car.
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I just came up to tell you we
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can't come.
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Why?
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Louis only left the house because I told
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him we were going to the fight.
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I thought I could change his mind, but
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he really hates you.
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I'm sorry, Liz.
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What in the world happened between you and
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Louis?
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Well, there was trouble.
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What kind of trouble?
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Bad trouble.
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Great.
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No Jake, no Margaret.
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Well, I guess that just leaves six of
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us.
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Um, actually, sweetheart, it only leaves four of
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us.
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Linda couldn't come.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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And don't say you forgot.
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You're kind of tying my hands here, aren't
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you?
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Oh, here we go, here we go.
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Hi, come on in.
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Liz, this is Brad, Brad Liz.
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Becker, you remember Brad.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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He's getting bigger every time I see him.
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Come on in, come on in.
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So, we must be the first to arrive.
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And the last.
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Linda was never coming, Jake is at the
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fight, and Margaret's husband hates John so much
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he wouldn't get out of the car.
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May I take your coats?
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Oh, thank God.
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Maybe Louis changed his mind.
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Who are you?
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Wayne.
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I'm here for the dinner party.
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Do I know you?
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I don't know.
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But some woman named Margaret called and invited
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me.
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I hope you like flan.
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So, Reggie, how did you and Brad meet?
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Oh, we're in psychology class together.
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I saw a psychologist once.
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And?
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She said I was competent to stand trial.
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Let's not fill up on salad.
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There's pot roast coming.
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Oh, uh, actually, I'm a vegetarian.
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Oh, gee, I wish you had told John
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about that.
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I did.
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Well, now, see, uh, you were worried about
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having too much salad.
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Now he can eat it all.
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He could if there weren't bacon bits in
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it.
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So, Wayne, what do you do for a
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living?
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I work at the Cayuga Beef Company.
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Oh, God.
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Do you know how they kill those poor
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animals?
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Sure, we take a sledgehammer and bash their
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heads in.
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And sometimes we got to do it a
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few times, especially if you get one of
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them that just doesn't want to die.
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Well, I hope everyone's hungry.
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It's time for the roast.
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Mmm.
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Okay, I'll get it.
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Say, isn't there a fight on the TV
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tonight?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact, there is.
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Don't even think about it.
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He's our guest, sweetheart.
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You don't even know him.
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Boxing is the one sport I just don't
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get, you know?
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I mean, what is it?
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It's two guys in a ring hitting each
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other.
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Yeah, it's primitive.
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It's barbaric.
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I hate to disagree, ladies.
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Well, you two wouldn't survive an hour in
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the joint.
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This is no Cayuga roast.
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Ours have more fat on them.
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Could you pass me the salt, please?
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You brought your own knife?
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Why, you want to borrow it to cut
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up his food?
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I'm sorry.
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Becker?
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I didn't say it.
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He did.
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John?
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Well, he did.
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I'm talking about the salt.
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I've been slaving away all day to make
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a nice meal, and you're dumping salt on
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it.
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It brings out the natural flavor.
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Yeah?
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Of salt?
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All I wanted was to have one nice
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night, and you've done everything possible to sabotage
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it.
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So why don't you just strip back down
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to your underwear and invite a few more
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convicts over so you can have a good
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time?
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You can talk about meat!
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It's a poor hostess that makes her guests
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feel uncomfortable.
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Uh, Liz?
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Shut up!
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Now I know where I know you from.
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You drive a beat-up green Oldsmobile, don't
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you?
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You rear-ended me last summer, and we
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exchanged numbers at the scene.
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I'm suing you.
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That party was horrible.
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It's never felt so out of place in
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my entire life.
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I know what you mean.
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Hey, you want a beer?
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I got my own fridge.
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Can you believe someone threw this away?
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Uh, no thanks.
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I'm good.
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Look, Brad, I'm really sorry about all the
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cracks Becker was making about your age.
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You don't have a problem with it, do
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you?
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No.
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I'm fine.
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Ow!
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Sorry, dude.
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I didn't know that you...
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Dude.
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Get out of here.
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Dude.
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Uh, sorry about that.
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I just really wanted everything to be just
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right, you know?
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Since it's the first time.
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You mean our first time.
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No, my first time.
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Oh, now I get it.
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For a second there, I thought you were
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serious, and I was like, ugh.
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Oh, you are serious.
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That's...
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cool.
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Does it bother you that I'm a virgin?
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No.
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I wanted to wait until I met someone
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I really liked, and then I met you.
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I'll remember this night for the rest of
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my life.
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Um, Brad, uh, I can't do this.
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Reggie, what's wrong?
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Uh, Brad, you're a terrific guy, and you're
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right.
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The first time should be perfect.
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And this won't be.
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I should go.
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Is there nothing I can do to change
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your mind?
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Positive.
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Why are you stapling those forms?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you use paper clips instead?
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I don't know.
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Why not staple them on the other side?
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I don't know!
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I don't know!
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No, I just don't know.
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And I don't know why I don't file
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the patients by their first names, or why
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the walls are not a more cheerful color,
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or why I use blue ink instead of
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black, or why you are still alive.
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I just do it how I do it,
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because that's how I do it.
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Gosh, Margaret, I'm just trying to learn like
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you told me.
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00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,160
Well, now I'm telling you to stop.
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Just go back to doing exactly what you
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used to do.
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Read a magazine, talk on the phone, screw
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stuff up.
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Just don't bother me.
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Damn, I'm good.
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Oh, well, if it isn't Mr. Salty.
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Shut up, will you?
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I heard the fight at your house lasted
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longer than the one at the garden.
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Yeah, and thanks for running out.
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Would you have to get junior home so
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you could tuck him in?
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As a matter of fact, we did go
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back to Brad's place.
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And I'll tell you something.
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I think it's a night that neither one
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of us will ever forget.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
425
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:55,280
Yeah.
426
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,280
So, how's Liz?
427
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,520
Still locked in the bathroom?
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00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,480
She left shortly after you did.
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Did she say anything?
430
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,260
Just two words, loudly.
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Did it ever occur to you to apologize?
432
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,320
Yeah, I'm not very good at apologizing.
433
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How would you know?
434
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It was her idea to have the dinner
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party, and it wasn't my fault it didn't
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work.
437
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,360
And what am I supposed to do, crawl
438
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back to her place on my hands and
439
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:24,020
knees?
440
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:24,860
I'll tell you something.
441
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If I had to choose between salt and
442
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,460
her, I know which way I'm going.
443
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,700
No, I'm with you, buddy.
444
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I mean, show Liz who's boss.
445
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,360
Don't let her walk all over you.
446
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,720
I mean, if a man can't salt his
447
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,460
own steak...
448
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,680
Hey, just shut up.
449
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,340
Hello, John.
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Oh, damn.
451
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,960
The flowers and the phone calls got me
452
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,480
over here.
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00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,260
Did you want to say something?
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00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,240
What kind of flower is badass?
455
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:51,980
Shut up.
456
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,080
Can we just talk about this in private,
457
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:54,420
please?
458
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:13,330
Well?
459
00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:14,290
What?
460
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:16,490
You sent me flowers.
461
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,270
I assume you wanted to say something to
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me.
463
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,090
Well, isn't that the point of sending flowers?
464
00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:22,770
You don't have to say anything.
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00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,630
All right, I'll talk.
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I knew who you were when we started
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00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:32,710
dating, but I thought that occasionally you might
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meet me halfway.
469
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,190
Well, but what about the flowers?
470
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Forget about the flowers.
471
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,950
Look, let's cut to the chase.
472
00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:43,090
I want to hear you say, I'm sorry.
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00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,410
You do that, we move on.
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The flowers are supposed to come in a
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mug with a little heart.
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Did you get the mug?
477
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,210
Oh, all right, all right.
478
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:57,990
I'm sorry.
479
00:19:58,810 --> 00:19:59,850
Hey, shut up.
480
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,770
That's all I wanted.
481
00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:07,650
You want to go get some Chinese food?
482
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,330
Well, if that's what you really want.
483
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:19,330
No, it wasn't the flowers that got me.
484
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,350
I thought it was pretty cute.
485
00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:21,990
You sent me those steaks.
486
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:24,150
I didn't send you steaks.
487
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,890
Oh, my God.
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An intro full of stories keeps the GlobeLink
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team busy and drop the dead donkey at
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00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:41,970
ten, but next, Fraser's dodging his Greek aunt's
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flying crockery, and she's not even celebrating.
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Oh, no, no, no, public.
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We're in public.
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