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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) I can do this.
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I'm feeling it, but hell, I'm not even
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sweating.
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I have it set on geriatric downhill.
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Fine, smartass, bring it on.
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I'm gonna need a cigarette.
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What kind of a moron are you?
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John, you don't make some lifestyle changes, you're
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gonna die.
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Oh, cut the crap, Roger, I'm not dying.
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My test showed slightly elevated cholesterol.
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Yeah, and you know what that means.
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Yeah, I'm filled with buttery goodness.
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You know the drill.
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Reduce fat, cut out the cigarettes.
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Those are my two favorite food groups.
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And above all, stress management.
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When you feel yourself about to lose your
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temper, just take a deep breath and relax.
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Oh, come on, how am I supposed to
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relax?
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Margaret's nagging at me, my lawyer's bitching at
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me to change my will, I got patients
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in my office, patients at the hospital, and
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now you're on my ass.
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Deep breath, John.
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We all have pressures.
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If you do what I tell you, you'll
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probably live longer than anybody wants you to.
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And you're gonna get some exercise.
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What, exercise too?
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Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at one o'clock,
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I go jogging.
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You're gonna come down here, you're gonna go
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with me.
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Or I tell Margaret about your cholesterol.
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No, don't do that.
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Just mother hen me to death.
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I know.
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Yeah, how do you expect me to turn
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my entire life around?
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Excuse me.
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One o'clock.
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Good morning.
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If you insist.
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You okay?
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You look a little flushed.
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I'm fine, it's just warm outside, that's all.
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The weather must have taken a turn.
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It's the ozone layer, it's screwing up everything.
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Oh, Margaret, uh, mark down my calendar.
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Monday, Wednesday, Friday, keep one o'clock open.
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Why?
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Margaret, how's your sex life?
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That's none of your business.
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Exactly.
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Dr. Raffer, would you hold your finger here
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for a second?
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I'm making a bow.
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Oh, for God's sake, Linda, I don't have...
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Sorry about the fire alarm.
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Don't worry about it.
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Sweater for my friend Gil.
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He gets out of jail on Thursday.
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I wanted to get him something really nice.
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But I didn't know whether to get him
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the red sweater or the blue sweater, so...
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Could you hurry this up?
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Oh, okay.
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So I got him the blue one because
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his eyes are really blue.
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No, no, no, just finish.
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Then I return the blue one for the
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red one.
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Not the story, finish the ribbon.
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But don't move, I just gotta go get
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the scissors.
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You're gonna be there for a while.
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I hid the scissors yesterday when I caught
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her running with them.
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What am I, an idiot?
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Hey, Rich, can I have a quick cup
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of coffee?
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Oh, yeah, in a sec.
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Oh, I've been on hold with this shoe
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company for over an hour.
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It's so frustrating.
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I ordered a pair of shoes from their
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stupid catalog.
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And when the package gets here, there's only
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one shoe inside.
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I bet you're a hopping mad.
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Oh, that's great.
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Everybody's funny.
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Hey, Rich.
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Boy, am I starving.
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A hamburger, some french fries, uh...
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Oh, man, I'll make that a fruit plate.
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No, no, you know...
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Yeah, fruit.
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Damn it, how many times do I have
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to hear this recording?
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Watch it, she's hopping mad.
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You get it?
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Hopping mad.
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Oh, damn, I left out the part about
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the shoes.
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They want you to hang up, because then
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they win.
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I don't care if I stay and hold
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the rest of my fruit.
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You don't eat fruit.
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You hate fruit.
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Look, you don't want my business.
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There are plenty of places that will give
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me fruit without an argument.
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Sorry, I'm just so used to you eating
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wrong.
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Of course I eat wrong.
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I eat here.
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Greetings, bottom feeders.
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Bob came for lunch at the drive before
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I cooked crazy with his musk.
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I can smell your musk from over here.
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Don't you ever bathe?
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Yes, I bathe.
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It's the laundry that's a little tricky.
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I may not be able to eat.
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Bob knows what you're trying to do.
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You're trying to make him look bad in
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front of Reggie.
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Well, it won't work.
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She aches for me.
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You turned my stomach.
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That's an ache.
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Go away.
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Oh, not the recording again.
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Dr. Becker, Margaret sent me over to get
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you.
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We need you back at the office right
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away.
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We've been trying to call you, but...
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Well, there's the problem.
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Well, thanks a lot, Linda.
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My pleasure.
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What's wrong?
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What happened?
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Well, Mr. Bloom cut his finger.
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Well, actually, he didn't cut his finger.
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I did.
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See, I asked him to hold his finger
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on my present while I re-wrapped it,
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and I couldn't...
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Is it bad?
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Well, yeah, I bled all over it.
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Now I have to re-re-wrap it,
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and I still can't...
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No, no.
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Reg, wrap up my lunch, will you?
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Linda, bring it with you.
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You know, I think we have a lot
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in common.
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I'm not wearing a bra either.
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Well, please tell me he's talking to you.
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You know, I don't like that kind of
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talk.
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Well, I do, but not from you.
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Oh, here's Becker's lunch.
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Uh, no, that can't be.
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It's fruit.
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Well, that's what he ordered.
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That's strange.
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Hmm.
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Ew!
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Cover up!
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Sorry, I must be coming down with something.
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Hey, you're that girl from Dr. Becker's office.
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You lost my urine sample.
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It was a mistake.
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It's not like I stole it for my
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collection.
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Sorry.
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You know, I'm feeling kind of feverish.
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You think the doctor has any appointments open?
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I don't know.
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You have to call.
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There's a book.
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It's a whole procedure.
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Look, you know, I don't know when he'll
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be able to see you because Dr. Becker
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might be coming down with something himself.
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He's eating fruit, and he never does that.
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Did she say Dr. Becker's sick?
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Yeah, apparently he's cutting back on his workload
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and he's on some sort of special diet.
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Gee, Dr. Becker takes care of my mother.
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I hope he's all right.
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Sure doesn't sound good.
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Camille.
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Hi.
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Did you hear about Dr. Becker?
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Honey, apparently he is very sick.
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Oh, the man's been my doctor since I
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moved here.
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What's wrong?
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Well, I don't know, but I heard he
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has stopped eating.
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How sad.
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What's sad?
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Dr. Becker's not doing well at all.
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Oh, you heard something, too?
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I can't keep food down.
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That happened to my brother-in-law, and
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in three weeks, swell.
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Hey, how much is this?
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Uh, 59 cents.
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39 cents.
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Never mind.
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Such a shame Dr. Becker is so young.
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Excuse me, what did you say?
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Dr. Becker.
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They say it's bad.
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What's bad?
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He's very sick.
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I can't believe we're the last to know.
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About what?
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He always seems so healthy.
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No.
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Fine, stick your head in the sand.
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You'll have to deal with this sooner or
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later.
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Get over here.
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What in the world are you talking about?
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On my way back from the diner, I
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heard that Dr. Becker was sick.
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Very sick.
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Oh, please.
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I've known John Becker a long time.
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And if he was sick, believe me, I'd
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know.
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Doctor's office.
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Excuse me?
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Oh.
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Dr. Axelrod would like to tell Dr. Becker
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he's gonna be a few minutes late for
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their 1 o'clock tomorrow?
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Certainly.
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I'll be glad to tell him.
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If that doesn't prove he's sick, I don't
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know what does.
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Oh, please.
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He and Dr. Axelrod are friends.
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They could be having lunch.
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They could be jogging.
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Yeah, right.
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Dr. Becker jogging.
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Hey, you know...
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You know what?
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You go ahead.
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I'll...
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I'll catch up.
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Linda, I told you yesterday if John were
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sick, I'd know about it.
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You know, he has changed his diet.
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And now that I think about it, lately,
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the way he walks, it looks like he's
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in pain.
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Jake, have you noticed that?
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Right.
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Sorry.
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Although, he did give me tickets to a
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Rangers game next month.
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Said he couldn't use them because he didn't
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know if he'd be around.
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Maybe he has other plans for that day.
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Or maybe he's sick.
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Will you stop doing that?
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We can't go crazy based on a bunch
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of nuts in the street jabbering about nothing.
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You know what, Margaret's right.
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Of course I am.
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Now, let's just end this talk right now.
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And remember, no intelligent person listens to gossip
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anyway.
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It's all over town.
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Becker's a dead man.
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I'm telling you, the whole neighborhood's saying that
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Doc's one flush from the ocean.
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And how do they know?
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How do I know how they know?
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It's hot dish.
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You don't question it.
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You just tell everyone you can find.
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Margaret, maybe you can call his doctor and
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try to find something out.
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He won't tell me.
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That's privilege information.
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He's still dating Liz, isn't he?
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She's a doctor.
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Ask her.
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No.
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I'm gonna mind my own business.
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And I suggest you people do the same.
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Margaret's right.
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Of course I am.
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I mean, we see Becker every day.
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Why wouldn't he say something?
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Oh, come on.
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00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,360
I'm dying.
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Hug me.
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Hold me.
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Show me that you care.
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That doesn't sound like John to me.
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That doesn't sound like him to anybody.
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00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,700
That's the worst impression I've ever heard.
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You didn't even change your voice.
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Now you're a little dope.
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I'm trying to make a point here.
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00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:38,660
Well, you succeeded.
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You made it very clear that you can't
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do impressions.
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Could you shut the hell up?
323
00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,520
Now that sounds like Becker.
324
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,960
It was just like this with my father.
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He didn't let me know he was sick
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until the very end.
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Well, Dr. Becker wouldn't want our sympathy.
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He'd keep it to himself, and then when
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the time came, he'd do exactly what my
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grandfather did.
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00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,980
He would put on his Eskimo parka, climb
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into an ice floe, and float out towards
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the setting sun.
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Your grandfather was an Eskimo?
335
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,100
No, he was crazy.
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I thought about Dr. Becker all night.
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It's so strange.
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One day you're here, and then the next
339
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day you're not.
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Let's make a promise right now.
341
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Let's promise that we'll look for each other
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in heaven.
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00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,960
Linda, I spent half my life looking for
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you now.
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That is not how I plan to spend
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eternity.
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00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:40,940
Here he comes.
348
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,660
I'm just gonna ask him what's going on.
349
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No, don't.
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Just leave it alone.
351
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Dr. Becker, when you go for those 1
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o'clock appointments, exactly what are you doing?
353
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,160
Linda, how's your sex life?
354
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,020
Well, it was a little slow, but since
355
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,020
Gil got out of jail...
356
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:57,060
No, no, no, never mind, never mind.
357
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,600
Look, where I've been is none of your
358
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,020
business.
359
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,580
Margaret, who's up?
360
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,040
Phil Mann is in one.
361
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:05,440
Thank you.
362
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,680
Tom, I'll be there in a second.
363
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,420
Just stop that.
364
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,300
When are you gonna learn that gossip is
365
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:14,880
like poison?
366
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,760
It gets in your system, and then before
367
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,420
you know it, it's like...
368
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,760
Oh, lord?
369
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:21,620
What is it?
370
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:22,560
Nothing.
371
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,560
No, you just oh, lorded.
372
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,360
That's not nothing.
373
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,220
Well, it's this.
374
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,880
It's from Morgan and Strauss, estate planners.
375
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,160
Estate?
376
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,260
That's like when you die and you leave
377
00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:37,420
stuff to people because you're dead.
378
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,060
Don't start.
379
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,840
We have no idea what this is.
380
00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:42,740
Open it.
381
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:44,340
I can't do that.
382
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:44,860
I can.
383
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:45,420
It's easy.
384
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,300
A little nail polish remover.
385
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,220
It pops right open.
386
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,600
Reseals without a trace.
387
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:50,780
This is wrong.
388
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,900
It can prove you right.
389
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,220
Pop that baby open.
390
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,360
Phil, how you doing?
391
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,480
Pretty good, thanks.
392
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,240
More importantly, how are you?
393
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,200
Well, to tell you the truth, I can
394
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,080
hardly move.
395
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,360
But, hey, that's not your problem.
396
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,420
So what brings you in today?
397
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,060
It's nothing, really.
398
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,960
I shouldn't even bother you with it.
399
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,920
Well, it's a little late for that, Phil.
400
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,140
What's going on?
401
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,300
I'm embarrassed to even mention it.
402
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,600
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
403
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:21,880
It came back.
404
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,380
You want some more ointment for that?
405
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,420
No, not that.
406
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:26,520
That cleared right up.
407
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,840
I'll just go.
408
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,540
You've got more important things on your mind.
409
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,650
You know, in the future, if you don't
410
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:41,990
want to see me and you don't need
411
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,590
to see me, save us both some time
412
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:44,990
and don't see me, you idiot.
413
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:50,090
He's in very good spirits, considering.
414
00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:55,930
Got it.
415
00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:00,110
Dear Dr. Becker, enclosed, please find a copy
416
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,010
of your revised last will and testament.
417
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,050
He changed us well.
418
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:09,630
Okay, I'll admit this doesn't sound good, but
419
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:10,890
the only way to know for sure is
420
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,090
to talk to John about it.
421
00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:14,350
This goes against everything I believe in, to
422
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,290
intrude on something so private.
423
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,910
Big talk from someone who just opened a
424
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:19,510
guy's mail.
425
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,270
Look, Roger, I can't take this jogging anymore.
426
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,250
I'm sore as hell, and I've had it
427
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,030
with fruit and watching my temper.
428
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,370
You know, to hell with it.
429
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,570
I'll bring down my cholesterol the way God
430
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:33,010
intended, with drugs.
431
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,790
Look, I know you're my doctor, but this
432
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:37,730
is my life.
433
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,250
It's my problem, and I have the right
434
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,610
to deal with it the way I want.
435
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,750
You know, I don't feel like living if
436
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,910
I have to live like this.
437
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,960
What?
438
00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:07,290
Oh, yeah.
439
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:08,270
Oh, look at that.
440
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:09,410
Oh.
441
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,570
Oh.
442
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:18,070
Mm-mm-mm.
443
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,310
Go away.
444
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,110
Oh.
445
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,310
For God's sake.
446
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:28,390
Oh, God.
447
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:29,010
Mm.
448
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:33,560
Hi.
449
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:33,940
Hi.
450
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,840
Remind me, did we talk about you coming
451
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,120
over?
452
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,240
No, I just thought I'd drop by.
453
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:41,300
Mm.
454
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,040
Can I come in?
455
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:43,380
Sure.
456
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,520
Yeah, I mean, why don't you here?
457
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,140
How are you feeling?
458
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:49,760
Fine.
459
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,200
Good?
460
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:51,980
Mm-hmm.
461
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,660
Look, this is a little awkward for me,
462
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,040
but, um, when my father died, there were
463
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,200
things I didn't say, and I don't want
464
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,100
that to happen again.
465
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,619
I don't think there's much chance of that.
466
00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:05,619
He's dead.
467
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,980
Uh, no, no, no, I, uh...
468
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,660
I just want to make sure everything gets
469
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:13,960
said.
470
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,420
Are you okay with where this is going?
471
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,940
I have no idea where this is going.
472
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,319
Well, what I'm trying to say is that,
473
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:28,380
um, people don't talk.
474
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,760
We don't talk.
475
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,040
So, I mean, all those times that I
476
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,380
go into the diner and we say things
477
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,920
to each other, that doesn't count?
478
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,020
I mean, I want to talk.
479
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,440
Really talk.
480
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:46,360
Oh.
481
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:47,860
Okay.
482
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:55,050
Do I have to talk, too?
483
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,950
God, Becker, you are such a jerk.
484
00:17:59,110 --> 00:17:59,510
Well...
485
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,130
Just listen.
486
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:04,250
When I think about you not coming into
487
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:04,590
the diner...
488
00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:07,270
What is that?
489
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:08,370
Oh, that's mine.
490
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:09,910
Alarm watch.
491
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,370
I have it set to remind me to
492
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,110
take my pills.
493
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,070
It's stupid, really.
494
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,990
It is not stupid.
495
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:16,990
I mean, if you can take something to
496
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:19,290
ease your pain or prolong your life, well,
497
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,470
then you should take it.
498
00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:21,410
Oh, no, no.
499
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:22,650
It's just for my cholesterol.
500
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:23,530
Cholesterol?
501
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:23,990
Yeah.
502
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,110
Where the hell is...
503
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:25,810
Oh, here we go.
504
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:26,770
Cholesterol?
505
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:29,470
Yeah, mine's a little high, so I prescribed
506
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:30,630
myself some medication.
507
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,910
My doctor had me jogging three times a
508
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:34,090
week.
509
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,690
I mean, changing my diet.
510
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,750
Well, that explains the fruit.
511
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,130
That got old real quick.
512
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,710
Well, I figured a few less cigarettes, a
513
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,490
few more salads, and this little baby right
514
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,410
here will be back to good shape in
515
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:47,930
no time.
516
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,070
Oh, who said you can't have it all?
517
00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,170
So, I'm sorry.
518
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,390
Where were we?
519
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:01,230
I gotta go.
520
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:02,670
I thought you wanted to talk.
521
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:03,050
I did.
522
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,110
I've said all I came to say.
523
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:04,570
Been fun.
524
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:05,030
Take care.
525
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,580
Too many people know where I live.
526
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:24,560
I feel so stupid.
527
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,180
I was this close to making a total
528
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,220
ass out of myself.
529
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:29,260
God, I love it when you say ass.
530
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,380
Shut up, Bob.
531
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,440
I told you people no good can come
532
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,340
from spreading gossip.
533
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,720
I just don't know how these things get
534
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,100
started in the first place.
535
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,260
Yeah, well, we all fell for it, but
536
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,300
it was Reggie here who made the biggest
537
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:42,800
fool of herself.
538
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,660
Well, not so much of a fool, but...
539
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,440
What was that word again?
540
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,260
Ass.
541
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,960
Let her say it.
542
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,880
Hey, Reg, let me have a...
543
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,640
Oh, look at this.
544
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,200
It's everybody I know.
545
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,220
How sad is my life?
546
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,560
God, Becker, you're such an ass.
547
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,080
Okay, Bob, I see what you mean now.
548
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,560
Come on, Reg, let me have a cup
549
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,160
of coffee, will ya?
550
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,200
He liked it better when he was dying.
551
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:13,380
Ow!
552
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,280
Damn you, John Becker.
553
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,640
The next time nothing is wrong, the least
554
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,060
you can do is let people know.
555
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,620
She's right.
556
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:22,600
Of course I am.
557
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,420
Too many people know where I eat.
558
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,900
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