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Dreamworks Animation presents...
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In association with...
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Tree House Comix, Inc.!
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Inc., Inc., Inc.
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All right, okay. So.
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A long, long,
hang, tong time ago...
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in a galaxy far, faraway...
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there was a planet called
Underpantyworld.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Okay, go.
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That's perfect.
That's perfect. Okay.
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Underpantyworld was
a peaceful planet
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where everybody wore
only underwear.
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Until it started to blow up
for some reason.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Da-da.
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Meanwhile, the leaders
of Underpantyworld...
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Big Daddy Longiohns and his
wife, Princess Pantyhose...
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saved their baby
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by stretching his underwear
really far...
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and then
they shot him into space.
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Godspeed, little Underpants.
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Wheel.
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Wheel.
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And then he crashed on Earth,
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where he was raised
by some nice...
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Dolphins?
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Yeah, dolphins.
Just go with it.
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Okay, fine.
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Goo-goo, gah-gah.
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Tra-la-la-la-la-Ia.
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But the space baby grew up fast.
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Look! Up in the sky!
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It's a bird!
It's a plane!
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It's an egg salad sandwich.
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And guess what? I'm rotten.
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Faster than
a speeding waistband.
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More powerful
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- than boxer shorts.
- Yay!
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You'll never catch me,
Captain Underpants.
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Owie.
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Able to leap tall buildings
without getting a wedgie.
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Hey, all right.
Good for you, pal.
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Now put on some clothes,
you weirdo.
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No way.
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I fight for truth, justice,
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and all that is
pre-shrunk and cottony.
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For I am...
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Captain Underpants!
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The origin issue.
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It's so good. We should've
done an origin issue ages ago.
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Yeah, like, first.
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You know, I'm not sure
about the dolphins, though.
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Yeah, I know. It's just...
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I didn't know if it was
the thing where it's,
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like, good weird or bad weird.
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Like, is it something...
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The origin issue!
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I've told you two
a thousand times
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not to draw
these idiotic comics!
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Freeze!
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Hey, everybody!
Wait one second.
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Hi. I'm George Beard.
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And this is my best friend,
Harold Hutchins.
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Hey. Ah, man.
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It's okay. We got more ideas.
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See, Harold loves to draw
and I love to tell stories.
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And this old guy looking angry
right here...
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well, this is the worst
principal in the world...
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Mr. Krupp.
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Mean old Mr. Krupp.
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Hates anything fun.
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Like comic books...
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recess...
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Christmas.
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Ho, ho, whoa!
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Even kittens!
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Oh, my goodness.
Did that really happen?
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Uh, no, not technically.
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But it might as well have!
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I'm sorry.
I'm still mad about the comic.
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Yeah, me too.
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And unfreeze.
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In my office, now!
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What is happening right now?
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I don't know.
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Do you think he fell
asleep with his eyes open?
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Maybe. Let's try and leave
and see what happens.
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Door lock activated.
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Wow. That's an expensive door.
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It was a choice between the
magnetic automatic door closer...
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and the music and arts programs.
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Pretty sure
I made the right choice.
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This morning's school sign
is supposed to read...
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"Sewage plant field trips
are today."
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So can either of you explain
why it now reads...
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"Come see my hairy armpits?"
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I know you two are responsible.
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How? How do you know?
Do you have any proof?
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I mean,
this is a country of laws.
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The proof is here.
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Inside my gut.
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He must have
a lot of proof in there.
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Quiet fives.
Quiet fives.
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Hmm.
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Ever since you attended
this elementary school...
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you've been responsible
for one prank after another.
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Shh...
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Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
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Yeah, when it's cut
all together like that,
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you really get a sense
of the scope.
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Some of those must've been
really hard to pull off.
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And dangerous.
Like that tiger'
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Oh, that tiger was crazy.
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For four long years...
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you two have been disrupting
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the carefully calibrated,
drone-like beehive...
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that this elementary school
is supposed to be.
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I may not be able
to prove it yet...
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but I'm gonna get you two
one day.
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One day very, very soon.
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All right.
Fair enough.
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Get out of my office. Now!
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You see what we're up against?
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And that's just a typical day
at Jerome Horwitz Elementary.
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More like
Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary.
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Hey, guys-
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What's going on, Tommy?
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Same old, same old.
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Poor kid.
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Time to have fun with history.
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Memorize these dates.
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1827,1853,1914,1926.
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First graders.
Always hits them the hardest.
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Hold on a sec.
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So that's why we do what we do.
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He's left us no choice.
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Our pranks and practical jokes
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are the last line of defense...
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against the injustice
of our terrible principal.
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Well, well, well.
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I heard you both got into
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a bit of the old trouble today.
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How'd you hear that, Melvin?
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Did you tattle-tale on us?
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Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
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I did.
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Someone has to
stand up for the Man.
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No one has to
stand up for the Man.
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That's the whole point
of the Man.
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He stands up
for himself, Melvin.
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Respectfully disagree.
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Attention, everyone.
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Principal Krupp here
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with an announcement.
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This Saturday ts the mandatory
Invention Convention.
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Boo!
Oh, what?
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Yes!
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That's our third Saturday
this month!
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You must he here with
your inventions at 8:00 am.
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Is there no justice?
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I know that's early
for Saturday, but don't worry.
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You should be done by 9:00...
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Pm.
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Tree house?
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Tree house.
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Welcome to
the world headquarters
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of Tree House Comix, Inc.
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Yep. This is
where the magic happens.
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Not, like, actual magic.
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No, we're not
practicing the dark arts.
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No, here we just hang out
and make comics
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and try to
make each other laugh.
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That's how we became friends.
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This is me in kindygarten.
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And this is me.
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George and I aren't friends yet.
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But we're about to be.
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The seventh planet
from the sun is called...
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Uranus.
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Scientists refer to Uranus...
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Your anus.
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As one of the planets...
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I know.
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Known as a gas giant.
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I don't get it.
It's just science, guys.
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As I was saying...
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Hey, I'm George. You wanna
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hang out in my tree house
after school?
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You have a tree house?
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Ever since then, we've created
hundreds of comics in here.
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Like the Wrath of
the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
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And who could forget Sad Worm?
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It was a worm who was sad.
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That one's
still a work in progress.
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But the all-time
greatest superhero
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that we've ever created was...
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The Amazing Captain Underpants.
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See, most superheroes look like
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they're flying around
in their underwear.
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Well, this guy actually does.
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Come on, let's get to work.
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Hey, tell me what you think.
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Oh, I can't wait to draw this.
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Tra-la-laaa!
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Wait, wait.
Don't move, don't move.
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Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say...
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your drawings get better
with every issue.
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Because your words
inspire greatness, Mr. Beard.
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Good night, Harold.
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Good night, George.
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I love Saturday.
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When anything is possible.
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I love Saturday
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'Cause I can wear
my pajamas ail at! day.
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I love Saturday
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'Cause I can watch
TV all day Day
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I can pee a little bit
in my underwear.
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And no one will mind.
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Where are you going with that?
Do you really do that?
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No. What are you talking...
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It's just something
I could do because...
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Monday's an eternity away
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when it is Saturday Saturday.
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Get in the car, boys.
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You've got the
Invention Convention today.
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This thing on?
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Quick announcement.
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Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde,
is no longer with us.
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He's dead?
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What? No. Not like that.
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He wanted to spend Saturday
with his family.
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So I fired him.
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I'll find a replacement
next week.
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Ahem! Anyway.'-
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on to Melvin Sneedly
with the first of his 16...
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Actually, it's 17.
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17 inventions.
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Take it away, Melvin.
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I will now demonstrate
a prototype which I call...
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the Robotic Sock Matcher.
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Never waste time matching
your own socks again.
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The Electromagnetic
Lint Collector.
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Digital Paper Sorter.
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It's the homework...
Automatic cushion.
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Make it end!
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And the personal favorite,
the binder binder.
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Having trouble
organizing your binders?
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Well, look no further
than this giant binder...
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for binders.
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Three-hole punch...
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This is the stuff of nightmares.
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We have to do
something about this.
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I don't know. Krupp looks
serious this time, George.
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Maybe we should
just lay low for a while.
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Lay low?
Look at our fellow children.
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Look upon their sad,
miserable, pathetic faces.
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Come on, Harold.
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If you won't do it for me
and you won't do it for you...
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do it for future generations.
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Save the first graders...
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the kindygarteners,
the unborn...
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from a life of eternal boredom!
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Okay, let's do this.
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Feast your eyes on this.
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The Turbo Toilet 20001.!
267
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,480
Check it out, people.
268
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,721
It's already programmed with
269
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,960
my persona! potty playlist.
270
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,800
Screwdriver.
271
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:47,881
Oh, samba!
272
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,760
Once you're done
using the facilities...
273
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,726
hit the button
and let my toilet wash itself.
274
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,160
Now included, automatic
toilet paper wiping claw.
275
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,890
Trademark.
276
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,081
Um...
277
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,241
I said no!
278
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:10,921
Huh? Oh...
279
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,565
Melvin, turn that thing off.
280
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,929
I'm trying to,
but it's not cooperating.
281
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,801
Best.
Prank.
282
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,961
Ever.
283
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,925
Well, that brings our story
to its happy conclusion.
284
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,480
I hope you've all
enjoyed the film.
285
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,289
It was certainly shorter
than we expected.
286
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,641
What more is there to say?
287
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,007
Our fellow students got
to enjoy their weekend.
288
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,323
Which, by the way,
they are legally entitled to.
289
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,324
And good triumphed over evil
once and for...
290
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,326
Oh, boys! A moment, please.
291
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,725
What's happening to his face?
292
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,207
I think he's smiling.
293
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,044
I'm so cold.
294
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,562
So, so cold.
295
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,041
I'll let myself in,
receptionist lady.
296
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,680
Melvin.
297
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,886
What's he doing here?
298
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,203
You see, Melvin
is yet to demonstrate...
299
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,011
his most impressive invention
from today.
300
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,440
It was a little
extracurricular project
301
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,727
I asked him
to come up with myself.
302
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,690
I call him
the Tattle Turtle 200.
303
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,525
On the outside,
it resembles a turtle.
304
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,365
But on the inside,
oh, look at this.
305
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,521
It's a nanny cam!
306
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,961
Oh, Melvin. How fun.
307
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,043
Let's see what it recorded.
308
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,883
Yeah, you gotta change
the input to video.
309
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,041
I think I got this.
310
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,611
You're on AUX.
Change it to video.
311
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,807
It's not my TV.
312
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,160
It's your turtle.
You're doing it wrong.
313
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,321
I know.
314
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,926
I think I know
how to do my office.
315
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,846
Screwdriver.
316
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,805
Is this two-ply or one-WI?
317
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,085
We're so guilty.
318
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,011
Quiet fives. Quiet fives.
319
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,285
Wow, that nanny cam
320
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,765
really has good picture quality.
321
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,880
Was that hi-def?
322
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,167
'Cause you could
really tell that's us.
323
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,802
I can't believe it.
I gotcha.
324
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,411
I finally gotcha!
325
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,082
We've finally got them, sir.
326
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,084
Yes, yes. Well done, Melvin.
Extra credit granted.
327
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,083
Put that in my pocket.
328
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,321
Extra credit, it feels so good!
329
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,289
I go! extra credit
330
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,488
I told you
I would get you one day.
331
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,280
And that day I was talking about
332
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,600
is this day.
333
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,127
Today. This is the day.
334
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,920
Are you going to tell
our parents?
335
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,446
No. Your parents are obviously
total failures.
336
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,161
I have a much more effective
punishment in mind.
337
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,803
Because I'm going to have
you two placed in separate...
338
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,281
classes.
339
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,920
I'm going to annihilate
your friendship.
340
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,001
What? No!
341
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,204
You see?
You won't be together.
342
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,200
You won't be able to enjoy
343
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,726
each other's company
and ruin my life.
344
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,201
Mr. Krupp, no.
You can't do this. Please.
345
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,482
This is too much.
I mean, even for you.
346
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,642
Enjoy the rest
of your weekend, boys.
347
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,484
Because come Monday...
348
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,210
Separate classes.
Our friendship's over.
349
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,850
I'll never see you again
in my life!
350
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,650
Hey, hey. Calm down.
351
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,080
It's not the end of the world.
352
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,366
We'll still be best friends.
353
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,847
Just way down the hall
from each other.
354
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,001
What am I talking about?
This is bad.
355
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,083
Long distance relationships
never work!
356
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,330
This is just the beginning.
357
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,170
Imagine the future.
358
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,001
Friends separated...
359
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,722
promising each other
they'll remain besties.
360
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,280
But within months,
361
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,681
we'll be awkwardly bumping
into each other at the mall.
362
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,211
Hey, George.
363
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,044
Hey. Do I know you?
364
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,964
You'll have a weird haircut.
365
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,282
I'll be wearing
a suit for some reason.
366
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,566
And before we know it,
367
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,520
separate classes
will lead to separate lives...
368
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,648
which inevitably
leads to robots.
369
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,562
What? Why are there robots
at the mall?
370
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,121
Because this is the future!
The future always has robots.
371
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,765
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
372
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,803
Why are the robots
shooting other robots?
373
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,320
Aren't they
supposed to be friends?
374
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,441
I don't know!
375
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,640
I'm the artist,
you're the writer.
376
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,960
That's why we need each other.
377
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,086
Help! Fire!
378
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,402
Okay, you're right.
No, you are right.
379
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,320
I mean, if we get put
in separate classes,
380
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,129
it's the end of the world
as we know it.
381
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,441
What are we gonna do?
382
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,443
Oh, I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
383
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,610
First thing Monday morning,
we're getting that turtle.
384
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,281
Edith!
385
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,965
Oh, is this a bad time?
386
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,765
I did not mean to interrupt
the copying process.
387
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,921
I'll go.
388
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,160
Yes, go! Please go.
389
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,368
No, no. I'm just finishing up.
390
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,120
What brings you around here?
391
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,446
I just made
this tuna casserole...
392
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,126
and I noticed
it had your name on it...
393
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,601
In jalape�o peppers.
394
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,006
Mmm...
395
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,282
It smells spicy.
396
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,965
Yep. Mmm-hmm.
397
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,282
That's 'cause it's been
dry-aged for a week.
398
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,851
I don't know what that means,
399
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,450
but it sounds
very time-consuming.
400
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,971
It took a week.
401
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,646
Eww. They like each other.
402
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,643
Oh, no, George.
I think it's much worse.
403
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,529
They like-like each other.
404
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,760
What are you talking about?
405
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,569
Adults don't
like-like other adults.
406
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,280
Well, you probably haven't
seen it at your home
407
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,560
since your parents are married.
408
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,325
In my studies, like-liking
seems to end with marriage.
409
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,720
Well, I should probably gel
back to running the school.
410
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,609
You know,
it's not gonna run itself.
411
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,366
But...
412
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:37,883
Oh, Edith. Get your head
out of the clouds.
413
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,083
Wait, Edith! You never gave me
the tuna casserole.
414
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,689
I think he forgot the turtle.
415
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,080
Go, go, go-
416
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,686
That's important.
417
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,410
Great. What now?
418
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,206
Hello.
If you would like the chance
419
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,169
to win one billion dollars...
Ooh.
420
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,089
Please hold for
one of our representatives.
421
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,089
It's gotta be in here somewhere.
422
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,041
Ugh.
423
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,531
Whoa!
What?
424
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,887
Everything Krupp
ever confiscated from us.
425
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,724
Look at all that stuff.
426
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,649
Oh, dear old whoopee cushion.
427
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,564
You will sing once again.
428
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,568
Oh, my
Super Duper Soaking Machine!
429
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,281
MY hypno-ring!
430
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,482
I never even got to take it
out of the wrapper.
431
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,480
Wow.
432
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,561
Look at this.
433
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,200
He's got every issue
of Captain Underpants
434
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,327
we've ever created.
435
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,481
You think he reads them?
436
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,800
I was kinda hoping
that we appealed
437
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,609
to a slightly
cooler demographic.
438
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,009
Well, if it isn't George Beard
and Harold Hutchins.
439
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,162
To what do I owe the pleasure?
440
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,080
Is it perhaps this?
441
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,321
Oh, no.
442
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,641
Nice try.
443
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,763
Turtle and I have grown
quite attached.
444
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,570
We're inseparable, actually.
445
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,250
I carry him wherever I go.
446
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,687
Including the shower!
447
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,965
Oh.
Poor 'name.
448
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,931
Oh, what's this?
449
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,920
Why, it's the paperwork
450
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,923
to separate you two.
451
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,321
It's really incredible.
452
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,922
I can actually see
the end of your friendship.
453
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,447
And it ends right here.
454
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,602
On this dotted line.
455
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,805
George, do something.
456
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,010
Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp...
457
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,525
or we'll hypnotize you.
458
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,681
What?
What?
459
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,001
You said do something.
460
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,207
What is that?
461
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,001
Forged from the molten
plastic of Shandong, China.
462
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,640
In the lowest floor
of the darkest basement
463
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,804
where only toy prizes
dare be made...
464
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,803
exists the most powerful item...
465
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,362
ever to be found in a box
of Frosted Sugar Doodles.
466
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,963
The hypno-ring.
467
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,640
Hypnotize me?
468
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,529
With that piece of plastic junk?
469
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,881
Does that really work?
470
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,008
What do you think?
I got it out of a cereal box.
471
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,241
I'm warning you.
472
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,400
If you don't do what we say,
473
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,720
you're gonna get really sleepy.
474
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,411
Oh, will I?
I'll get sleepy?
475
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,210
With that thing pointing at me'?
476
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,010
It's not making me sleepy.
477
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,729
I'm not gonna get sleepy from...
478
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,921
Whoa!
479
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,366
What kind of
plastic hokum is this?
480
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,646
Whoa!
481
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:31,960
What's happening?
I don't know.
482
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,690
Why are we floating?
483
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,171
What was that?
484
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,440
I don't know.
485
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,160
I honestly didn't think
that would happen.
486
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,211
Gotcha. You're safe now,
little turtle.
487
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,040
When I snap my fingers,
488
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,884
you will obey our every command.
489
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,371
Wait. How do you know this?
490
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,600
I don't know.
I just say the first thing
491
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,280
that comes to my mind
with great authority.
492
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,522
You are now a chicken.
493
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,561
N worked!
494
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,281
He's a chicken.
495
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,720
Okay, let me try. Let me try.
496
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,806
You're a monkey.
497
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,722
Oh! Look at him,
he's a monkey!
498
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,520
Come on.
499
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,726
You are now
500
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,730
the greatest superhero
of all time...
501
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,526
the amazing Captain Underpants!
502
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,045
Tra-la-laaaaa!
503
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,922
Captain Underpants?
Is that really you?
504
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,686
Let's see.
505
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,604
Underpants, check.
506
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,967
Captain, also check.
507
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,369
I'm pretty sure
I'm Captain Underpants.
508
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,641
It worked!
509
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,451
Which must make you
my trusty sidekicks!
510
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,841
Sidekicks?
511
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,648
Fear not, this planet is safe
under my watchful eye.
512
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,450
This is hilarious!
This is amazing!
513
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,960
Let's see what's afoot.
514
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,121
Wait, no!
515
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,803
Well, that was invigorating.
516
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,485
We gotta stop him.
Why?
517
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,720
Huzzah!
518
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,801
Out of the road, bozo!
519
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,689
Why, thank you, vehicle person!
520
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,920
Ow!
521
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,525
Yeah, we should
probably go get him.
522
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,282
Captain Underpants, wait!
523
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,691
Oh!
Ha-ha!
524
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,081
What is this?
525
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,529
Poor soul. You're trapped
526
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,484
in some sort of
invisible box-like prison.
527
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,086
What's that? I can't hear you.
528
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,924
But I see your tears.
529
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,162
Is it okay
that I'm kinda loving this?
530
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,163
Yes and no. But mostly yes.
531
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Fear not
for I will set you free!
532
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,081
Ow!
Ooh!
533
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,326
What is wrong with you?
534
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,170
Ah, that's better.
I can hear you now.
535
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,045
Sorry, sorry. We're so sorry.
536
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,240
Okay, listen, let's not be
537
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,600
punching people,
though, because...
538
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,011
Hold n.
539
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,360
Here, let me help.
Oh!
540
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,363
You're welcome, madam.
541
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,800
You know,
we should probably get you
542
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,440
back to the school
before anything else...
543
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,521
Halt!
What?
544
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,364
Do you sense that?
No.
545
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,567
Well, of course you don't.
546
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,205
You're not a superhero like me.
547
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,601
Come, sidekicks.
Evil lurks within!
548
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,761
Oh, no!
549
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,725
Where'd he go now?
550
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,968
To the sky!
551
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,240
You'd think a guy like him
would be easy to find.
552
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,280
Found him.
553
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,966
Stand down,
you giant ape monster!
554
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,771
Giant ape monster?
What is he talking...
555
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,722
Your days of terrifying
this town are over!
556
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,644
Mr. Krupp!
I mean, Captain Underpants!
557
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,246
You can't actually fly!
558
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,323
Now I take to the sky...
559
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,606
like an ostrich!
560
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,130
I gotcha!
561
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,610
We gotta do something.
562
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,086
I've got an idea.
563
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,445
Morning.
Morning.
564
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,489
Oh, that is a lot of buttons.
565
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,761
Take that! Ah, cheap shot!
566
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,929
Ow! Right in the kisser!
567
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,481
No!
568
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,761
Oh, hi, guys!
569
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,967
Wait! No!
570
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,367
Follow that gorilla!
571
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,283
Oh, you put up a good fight!
572
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,364
Yeah! You are so good
at operating a crane, Harold.
573
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,284
I know!
It's really not that hard.
574
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,120
Rest assured,
575
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,850
citizens of
this marvelous metropolis...
576
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,651
I will rid you of this menace
any moment now!
577
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,650
Come on. Oh, come on,
come on, come on.
578
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,006
Victory!
579
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,446
Yes!
Bravo!
580
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,880
Oh, no, no, no!
581
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,162
Let that be a lesson
to evildoers everywhere.
582
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,489
Never underestimate the power
of underwear!
583
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,400
Who the heck are you?
584
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,480
What the...
585
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,485
Wow! I can't believe
we found a spot.
586
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,041
Oh, goodness.
Grandpa, you did it again.
587
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,641
He's a sleepwalker.
588
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,882
Come on, pap pap,
let's get you back into bed.
589
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,724
But what about all the other
evil villains?
590
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,120
Well, don't worry about that.
591
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,840
There's no more
evil villains around here.
592
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,850
A science teacher, hmm?
593
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,002
The perfect cover.
594
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,842
Chums! What
an astounding headquarters.
595
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,889
Stuffed full of relics...
596
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,249
all celebrating
my interplanetary exploits!
597
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,004
Oh, this takes me back.
598
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,408
What are we gonna do?
He can't just stay here.
599
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,085
We have to turn him back
into Krupp.
600
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,800
I know,
but can we just take a moment
601
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,600
to acknowledge
what's happening here please?
602
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,566
I mean, Captain Underpants is
hanging out in our tree house!
603
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,089
Look at the cute little turtle.
604
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,929
Oh, he's so adorable.
605
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,090
Well, a hero's work
is never done.
606
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,362
Now it is time to fly again!
607
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,806
No, no, no, no!
608
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,641
Where am I?
609
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,086
Where are my pants?
610
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,280
Oh, no! He's Krupp again.
611
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,771
Ah!
612
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,730
Tra-la-laaa!
613
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,960
That's it! Now we know
what turns him hack and forth.
614
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,201
Turns who what?
615
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,721
Why am I soaking wet?
616
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,041
Cool.
Hey.
617
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,890
Tra-la-laaa!
618
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,929
Harold!
Tra-Ia...
619
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,809
George!
Laaa!
620
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,121
We should probably stop.
621
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,406
Yeah, we probably should.
622
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,400
Stop doing this!
Tra-la...
623
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,130
I am Captain...
624
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,520
What are you doing?
625
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,601
Hello? Well, hello!
626
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,569
What's happening?
Fear not!
627
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,320
Didn't know I could do this.
Hey, sidekicks!
628
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,811
Tra! Hey! Heyo!
629
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,001
Tra-la-laaa!
630
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,125
Okay, this is the street.
631
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,680
Come on, come on.
We're almost there.
632
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,925
Evening.
Evening.
633
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,127
Drop it. No, get off. Gimme!
That's a bad dog.
634
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,967
We made it.
635
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,761
Yeesh.
636
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,002
I wonder
what horrors lie inside.
637
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,003
There's probably
wild dogs in there.
638
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,520
Probably torture implements.
639
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,600
Rabid rats.
640
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,761
Brains in jars.
641
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,450
Jars of plucked-out eyeballs.
642
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,329
Bones of former students.
643
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,721
Why'd you scream?
644
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,644
I just assumed
there'd be something scary...
645
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,725
but it's actually
a really nice place.
646
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,685
We probably
shouldn't snoop around.
647
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,683
Yeah. Definitely not.
648
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,201
Come on.
649
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:36,961
Huh.
650
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,641
Hmm.
651
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,003
Not So Cheery O's?
652
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,163
This guy's bumming me out.
653
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,921
I gotta say, this has
not been the funnest snoop.
654
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,209
Yeah, no, totally.
Really sad snoop.
655
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,169
Kinda regretting it, actually.
656
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,731
I sure hope we don't ever
end up like him.
657
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,370
All alone.
658
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,640
It's impossible.
That would never happen.
659
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,722
Yeah, yeah.
That'll never happen.
660
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,530
Unless he puts us
in separate classes.
661
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,282
Which will never happen.
662
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,283
It'll never happen.
'Cause we control him now.
663
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,090
And if ever gives us
any trouble again,
664
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,884
all we gotta do
is snap our fingers...
665
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,451
and "Tra-la-laa!"
666
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,086
All of our problems go away.
667
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,044
Oh, yeah.
668
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,565
Beautiful.
669
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,722
Even more beautiful.
670
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,720
Hey, Tommy. What's going on?
671
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,801
Hey, guys-
672
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,923
Whoa! Cool shirts!
673
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,770
What are you two doing together?
674
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,811
I separated you.
675
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,720
No, you didn't.
676
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,961
What are you talking about?
677
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,440
I signed the paperwork. See?
678
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,520
I don't see a signature.
679
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,680
Harold, do you see a signature?
680
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,250
Not a thing.
681
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,800
I actually can't see a thing.
These sunglasses are too dark.
682
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,321
What? I could have sworn
I signed that thing.
683
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,847
No matter. There!
684
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,604
Officially separated.
685
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,364
Forever.
686
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,284
What? Give me that.
Tra-la-laaa!
687
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,010
See? Problem solved.
688
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,044
Ooh!
689
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,444
Greetings, citizens!
690
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,601
Quick, in here.
691
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,080
Okay, you know what?
692
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,650
These shirts were way premature.
693
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,131
Definitely. Come on.
694
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,360
Let's turn him back into Krupp.
695
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,522
We can't. He'll separate us,
remember?
696
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,040
Yeah, well, we can't have him
697
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,565
wandering around
looking like that.
698
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,880
A triangle!
699
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,247
It dings!
700
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,766
Ah! Principal Krupp,
you caught us again.
701
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,650
You better take us
to your office
702
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,603
for a good old talking-to.
703
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,889
Right? Principal Krupp?
704
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,280
Principal who?
705
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,885
Captain Underpants,
get out here.
706
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,041
Sidekicks...
707
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,201
are you sure
708
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,049
my secret identity
requires these...
709
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,365
restricting,
uncomfortable clothes?
710
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,561
Yes, positive.
711
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,530
100% positive.
Now act like a principal.
712
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,727
Oh, right.
713
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,366
How does a principal act?
714
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,440
Mean!
715
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,567
Okey-doke.
716
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,531
I'm a principal!
717
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,041
Oh, yeah. That's great.
718
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,205
Come on. We're almost there.
719
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,848
Oh, hello. Surprise.
720
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,045
It's Edith.
721
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,202
Did you like my tuna casserole?
722
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,689
I cannot lie.
723
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,406
I don't recall
having your tuna casserole.
724
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,369
What? Oh.
725
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:21,931
But if your casserole is
726
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,249
as striking
as your one blue eye...
727
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,371
Oh, I didn't think you noticed.
728
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,761
Oh, my.
729
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,928
Two blue eyes.
730
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,889
Ooh!
731
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,404
Principal Krupp.
It's time to go.
732
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,721
Gotta wrap it up.
733
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,041
Very well then.
734
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,401
Up, up, and...
735
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,562
And this way, sir.
736
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,724
Ooh! Flirt alert.
737
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,245
A-ha!
738
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,851
Wow, she's still on hold.
739
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,244
Phew! We made it.
740
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,129
Well, hello, citizen.
What?
741
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,320
Oh, and hello to you, too.
742
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,442
I was just, like,
admiring the view...
743
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,250
from your broken window.
744
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,129
It's in the shape of a man.
745
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,486
Anyway, lam here to interview
746
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,125
for the science teacher
position.
747
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,645
Perfect. I'm disguised
748
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,205
as an elementary
school principal.
749
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,925
Guys, I totally got this.
750
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,605
Don't worry one bit.
751
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,086
Now, where did I put
that resume?
752
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,440
No, not that. Oh, this thing.
753
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,441
This one's fun.
754
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,806
Ooh!
Heads up.
755
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,410
That one's gonna leave a mark.
756
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,925
I've been looking for that.
757
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,121
Oh, not that.
758
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,801
Ah-ha! Here we go.
759
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,089
Hmm. Says here
you're a science teacher?
760
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,446
Not exactly.
761
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,602
But you have
teaching experience?
762
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,131
Oh, no, I can't say that I do.
763
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,403
Not even, like, babysitting?
764
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,800
I would never sit on a baby.
765
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,961
Camp counselor?
766
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,406
Never was a camp counselor.
767
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,090
Although
I did receive counseling...
768
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,483
for some trauma I experienced
as a child.
769
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,480
I'm getting a really good vibe
about you.
770
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,608
Now hold on.
Let me see that resume.
771
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,967
It says here that you were
a genius inventor?
772
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,326
Mad...
773
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,002
genius inventor.
But yes.
774
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,123
And then for
the last few years...
775
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,964
you've "been in
a very dark place"...
776
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,366
and your title was...
777
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,443
"Revenge Seeker?"
778
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,965
"Revenge at all costs...
779
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,121
"Die! Die!"
780
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,281
Am I reading this right?
781
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,522
Yeah, that's basically
what I've been up to...
782
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,444
so here I am!
783
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,760
Applying for a job in
784
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,320
the thriving
public school system...
785
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,689
with all of
its amazing resources.
786
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,045
But honestly,
kids are so understanding.
787
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,804
So innocent.
788
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,964
Their smiles brighten my heart
and fill me with...
789
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,044
a joy-adjacent feeling.
790
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,521
As long
as they are controlled...
791
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,490
and do not laugh
nor smile nor play nor laugh.
792
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,210
Children must never laugh!
793
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,843
Well, you seem terrific!
794
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,161
You're hired!
795
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,890
What?
Excellent.
796
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,048
Oh, by the way,
going to need Fridays off...
797
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,089
and every other Tuesday
through Thursday...
798
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,526
for my evil experiments.
799
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,365
Hope that's not a problem.
Okay, bye-bye!
800
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,081
Oh, this is bad.
801
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,527
We just hired a maniac
for a science teacher!
802
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,047
Uh, yeah. We gotta fix this
before Krupp finds out.
803
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,329
Sounds like a job
for Captain Underpants.
804
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,721
No, no, no.
You need to stay here.
805
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,405
Okay, you're
the principal, remember?
806
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,887
Yeah, just sit there
and look angry for no reason.
807
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,202
You got it. Grr...
808
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,721
Ooh!
809
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,368
That will be interesting
to put my eye up to.
810
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,922
What?
How did I get here?
811
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,360
Why is my face wet?
812
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,726
Hiya, class.
813
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,245
I'm your cool, new teacher.
814
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,643
Not some scary guy
with a secret evil agenda.
815
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,200
Anyway, I'm just going to dive
right in here.
816
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,600
If there was one thing
817
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,320
about this world
that you could change...
818
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,761
what would it be?
819
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,763
Ooh! Ooh! Peace on Earth.
820
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,922
Unattainable. Anyone else?
821
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,444
Pacific Ocean into chocolate.
822
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,090
Atlantic into nacho cheese.
823
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,645
Ifs like we're the same person
824
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,921
and yet so, so different.
825
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,770
I love it.
826
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,570
But more importantly...
827
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,122
if I had to change one thing
about the world...
828
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,966
it would be to get rid of...
829
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,121
laughter.
830
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,851
Get rid of laughter?
831
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,570
What kind of person
wants to do that?
832
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,681
Oh, Oh! Ah! Ah! Sir, sir.
833
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800
Yes'?
834
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,880
I love it.
835
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,803
Oh, look at this.
We got a grade A suck-up.
836
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,849
Good to know, good to know.
837
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,001
Anyway.
838
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,007
This is the brain
of an average child.
839
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,207
Right here is
840
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,288
the "thinking about candy"
lopalus.
841
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,488
The "fear of
what's under the bed" lobe.
842
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,166
This is the "only thing
I'll eat is pizza...
843
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,005
"chicken nuggets,
or buttered noodles" lobe.
844
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,760
Right here is the
845
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,683
"as soon as
someone else has a toy...
846
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,286
"I want that toy" anterior lobe.
847
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,171
And this...
848
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,169
This is the
Hahaguffawchuckleamalus.
849
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,722
This funny little purple part
850
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,162
holds our entire capacity
for laughter.
851
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,721
For years,
I've tried to shrink it
852
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,808
or cut it out entirely...
853
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,440
but frustratingly,
854
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,524
our survival seems
dependent upon it.
855
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,807
I don't like this. I mean,
I don't really understand it.
856
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,240
But the stuff I am understanding
857
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,526
seems genuinely bad to me.
858
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,886
Yeah, same.
859
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,964
Um... Excuse me, Professor P?
860
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,003
Why are you trying to
get rid of laughter?
861
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,531
Isn't laughter
the best medicine?
862
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,162
Medicine is the best medicine!
So...
863
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,486
Yeesh.
864
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,881
What?
865
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,087
What does the P stand for?
866
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:49,560
Excuse me?
867
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,881
The P. In your name.
What does it stand for?
868
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,530
Oh, it's private.
869
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:57,088
So that means your name is
Professor Privates?
870
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,725
What's so funny?
871
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,086
I don't get it.
872
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,607
Principal's office, now!
873
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:06,721
You too!
874
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,006
Why him?
875
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,606
Because your friendship
and shared sense of humor
876
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:11,881
irritates me...
877
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,247
and must be destroyed!
878
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,960
We gotta do something about
that new science teacher.
879
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,407
Yeah, it's like he's even more
of a villain than Krupp.
880
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,289
I didn't even think
that was possible.
881
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,880
Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second.
Tell me about it.
882
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,610
What? Who do you think...
883
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,600
Oh, okay. Maybe we could
fix this if we just...
884
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,290
Can you hear me?
No, that'll never work.
885
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,209
I'm sitting right here.
886
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,806
Wait, Professor P doesn't want
anybody to know his last name.
887
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,041
Right?
Right!
888
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,884
Who's Professor P?
Exactly!
889
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,761
Where is the respect?
I am your principal!
890
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,801
Wait, is he Krupp again?
891
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,803
George!
Yup. Pretty sure he is.
892
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:45,920
Harold!
893
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,001
How'd that even happen?
894
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,884
Tra-la-laaa!
895
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,089
Greetings!
I need to get the...
896
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,520
Sidekicks, what do I need again?
897
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,880
The file
on the new science teacher.
898
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,960
Oh, right, right.
899
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,441
I need the bile
on the gooey fence creature.
900
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,806
Science teacher.
901
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,961
The dewy tense preacher?
902
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,289
The dial on the...
903
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,771
Oh, come on!
904
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,928
Thank you, human woman!
905
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,920
Sidekicks, explain to me
906
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,809
the importance
of this secret file.
907
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,320
There's a new
super villain in town
908
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,040
and we're trying to
discover his weakness.
909
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,121
Oh...
910
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,283
"Poopypants."
911
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,648
Hallelujah.
912
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,609
Hallelujah.
913
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,967
His name is Poopypants
We found his weakness.
914
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,122
Hallelujah.
915
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,008
He wants to rid the world.
916
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,521
Of laughter.
917
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,681
Forever.
918
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:42,841
And ever.
919
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,047
We will defeat him.
920
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,488
Hallelujah Hallelujah.
921
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:54,166
Poopypants.
922
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,845
Captain?
You forgetting something?
923
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,367
Oh, look at that.
They came off again.
924
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,566
Hey there, kiddo.
925
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,290
First day for Professor P.
926
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,403
Can you tell me where
the lunch is consumed?
927
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,565
What's going on with your face?
928
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,721
Are you choking?
929
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,041
Do you need to sneeze?
930
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,845
I see, I see.
931
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,004
Got a case of
the giggles' huh? That's fun.
932
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,806
Well, I've got
just the remedy for that.
933
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,089
In the cage. Now!
Why?
934
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,844
Because I hate
laughter and children...
935
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,088
and I've got a cage
in a briefcase!
936
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,886
Okay, well, have a nice day.
937
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,883
Now what's for lunch?
938
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,727
Excuse me, could you explain
to me why this is funny?
939
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,723
You! Why is everyone laughing?
940
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,567
Uh, you're asking
the wrong dude.
941
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,765
"Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of...
942
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,763
"Professor Poem/pants."
943
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,120
Oh, What's happening?
944
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,929
I'm hyperventilating.
945
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,281
Esteemed members
946
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,448
of the Nobel Prize Committee...
947
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,682
it is with great pride...
948
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,524
that I present to you...
949
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,401
the Sizerator 2000!
950
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,601
- Oh.
- Ooh.
951
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,724
Behold, we can smallify.
952
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,366
No more traffic jams.
953
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,761
And conversely, largify.
954
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,048
Look at how big this hot dog is.
955
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,321
Going to need a lot of mustard
for this frankfurter!
956
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,641
The Nobel Peace Prize
in Inventing Stuff goes to...
957
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,080
um,
958
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,161
Professor...
959
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,130
ls that really your name?
960
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,408
It's not, like,
some kind of joke?
961
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,449
No. It's not, like, a joke.
962
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,444
Ifs a traditional name
in New Swissland.
963
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,088
Am I pronouncing it right?
964
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,163
Poopypants?
965
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,329
More or less. Except
the emphasis is on the "poop."
966
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,411
Why are you laughing?
967
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,490
I've invented a shrinking
and enlarging ray!
968
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,926
I should be famous!
969
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,482
I should be dating models
twice my size...
970
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,608
and doing the talk show circuit!
971
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,161
I should be protecting
baby seals as a cause...
972
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,931
that I say I care about,
but not really!
973
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,162
This guy is too much!
974
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,005
Stop! Stop laughing!
975
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,207
No, stop it!
Okay.
976
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,364
Phew! Oh...
977
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,642
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
978
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,330
Here. Take the award.
979
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,450
It's really fun
to say Poopypants.
980
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,690
You keep your stupid award!
I don't want it anymore.
981
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,007
Oh, and one more thing...
982
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,440
On behalf
of the Nobel Prize committee,
983
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,124
please accept our apology.
984
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,011
And could you change me
back now please?
985
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,280
Why don't you go on and invent
986
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,044
your own shrinking
and enlarging ray...
987
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,481
if you think you're so smart?
988
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,687
How much of that was out loud?
989
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,366
Extra! Extra!
Get our latest issue!
990
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,364
Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot
991
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,482
of Professor Poopypants.
992
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,210
Oh, no.
993
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,246
There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.
994
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,406
Hmm. How many A's
are there in "Tra-la-laaa?"
995
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,568
What?
I'll just go with 11.
996
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,688
Enjoying your
first day, professor?
997
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,729
The complete opposite, actually.
998
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,201
Look at what these
little monsters have created!
999
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,891
We must lock them up,
probably, like, forever!
1000
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,081
Hmm.
1001
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,365
Oh, my.
1002
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,851
This is not a comic.
1003
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,520
This is a history book.
1004
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,726
What?
1005
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,047
And as such, it should be
taught in every classroom.
1006
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,565
And you yourself
must teach it...
1007
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,769
because that is how good it is.
1008
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,320
I don't understand.
I thought, like,
1009
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,084
we'd be on the same page here.
1010
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,087
What page is that?
I'm on page 9, here.
1011
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,241
It's fantastic.
1012
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,401
Look, look.
1013
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,880
It's about
this evil science teacher...
1014
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,962
who looks a lot like you,
by the way.
1015
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,248
And he wanted to
rid the world of laughter...
1016
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,960
but he couldn't figure out
how to do It.
1017
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,840
Even worse, I! seemed like
everywhere he went,
1018
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,888
people were having fun
and laughing.
1019
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,602
It just was infuriating.
1020
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,123
But then, he discovered
someone who wasn't.
1021
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,051
Why is it funny?
1022
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,807
Anti-Humor Boy!
1023
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,568
And then the professor says,
"Very interesting."
1024
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,411
That's my voice for him.
1025
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,483
Wait, wait, wait. Gimme that.
1026
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,768
That's no Anti-Humor Boy.
1027
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,601
That's the suck up from class.
1028
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,442
Very interesting.
1029
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,808
You boys
don't even realize it...
1030
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,691
but your silly comic book
just helped me figure out...
1031
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,969
how to wipe out laughter
on the... Oof!
1032
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,525
Out of the road, bozo!
1033
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,880
Hey, watch where you're going!
1034
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,644
You just hit
Professor Poopypants.
1035
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,440
Poopypants?
1036
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,124
That's not funny!
That's not funny!
1037
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,084
Ever heard of the sidewalk?
1038
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,443
Oh, if I had insurance,
you'd be in... Ow!
1039
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,327
I'll admit that was surprising.
1040
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,520
Wow.
1041
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,648
That actually
worked out for once.
1042
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,325
Good job, Captain Underpants.
1043
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,164
At your service, sidekicks.
1044
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,920
Now where was I?
1045
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,321
We should probably
get back to class, huh?
1046
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,323
Yeah, we probably should.
1047
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,720
Excuse me. Pardon me.
If you could just...
1048
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,800
Watch your feet.
Excuse me.
1049
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,291
Sorry. Thank you.
Oh, hey, Todd.
1050
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,290
Now, let me ask you something.
1051
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,681
If you could
control your principal...
1052
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,841
what would you do?
1053
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,731
Shh.
It's starting. It's starting.
1054
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,160
I just wanna make sure you apply
1055
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,890
the extra credit
to next semester.
1056
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,242
I won't be needing it
this semester, of course.
1057
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,401
Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah.
1058
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,720
Whatever floats
your boat, Melvin.
1059
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,006
Excuse me?
1060
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,844
Can I please get
an ice cream sandwich?
1061
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,487
Yeah, scram, okay?
We're closed for Ebola.
1062
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,480
Okay, just a quick check
1063
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,164
to make sure
that we're connected.
1064
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,163
Mmm-hmm. Okay.
We're sure that's safe?
1065
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,924
And now,
some classic funny bloopers!
1066
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,367
Ah. That's a good one.
Oh, this one's my favorite.
1067
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,048
I'm sorry.
Why are you showing me this?
1068
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,366
Ow.
1069
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,760
Come on, that was funny!
1070
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,002
That child walked
right into that rake.
1071
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,091
I'm bored! What else is on?
1072
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:24,881
Fascinating.
Computer, scan.
1073
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,731
I don't believe it.
1074
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,880
You know, I suspected
1075
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,406
something smaller than normal,
but this...
1076
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,723
This.
What? What is it?
1077
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,129
I can't find it.
Your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus!
1078
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,601
You don't have one!
1079
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,244
I don't get it.
Exactly.
1080
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,803
You have no sense of humor
like a chair or a supermodel.
1081
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,601
Melvin, with your brain
and my brain together...
1082
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,120
we can finally wipe out laughter
1083
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,407
for once and for all!
1084
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,122
So George and Harold
want a supervillain...
1085
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,644
well, ask and ye shall receive!
1086
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,084
I hereby declare...
1087
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,322
the Jerome Horwitz
art program...
1088
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,490
reinstated!
1089
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,680
Oh...
1090
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,000
After you, sir.
1091
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,524
Ooh, what if we...
I'm already on it.
1092
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,170
Oh, this is gonna be epic!
1093
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,920
Come on, Captain, draw!
1094
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,207
Move your hand
in the shape of a person!
1095
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,169
Why does it look like a chicken?
1096
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,440
This whole visual
storytelling thing is hard!
1097
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,520
Oh, that's good.
1098
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,045
Here, these need words.
1099
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,521
Hey, sidekicks...
1100
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,525
why are we doing this again?
1101
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,887
Well, we're making
school fun again.
1102
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,202
You know, "free the children."
1103
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,120
Hey, hey! What if we put
this panel right here?
1104
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,201
Oh, yes! Yes, yes.
1105
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,049
Ah, yes. Of course.
1106
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,361
Fun.
1107
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,560
On it!
1108
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,641
Ha-ha!
1109
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,481
Uh...
1110
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,045
Where'd everybody go?
1111
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,042
Where did this even come from?
1112
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,160
Hey!
1113
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,800
Oh, hey, sidekicks.
Glad you could join.
1114
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,080
How did you even do this?
1115
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,640
I thought you said
you were looking after the...
1116
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,120
Oh, my goodness!
Is that a Ferris wheel?
1117
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,560
Well, of course it is!
1118
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,722
It came
with the carnival I ordered.
1119
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,851
This cotton candy
makes me feel powerful!
1120
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,365
Hey, uh,
where are all the teachers?
1121
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,567
Detention.
1122
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,047
They have a real
attitude problem.
1123
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,243
Sure beats having Krupp around!
1124
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,722
Oh, yeah. Krupp would totally
lose his mind if he saw this.
1125
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,405
Step right up!
1126
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,000
Who'll be the first
to dunk the principal?
1127
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,080
No!
1128
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,850
I'm drowning!
1129
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,440
Tra-la...
1130
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,000
All right, that's enough.
Recess is over.
1131
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,127
Ah, come on!
1132
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:07,241
Just one more ride!
Whoa!
1133
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,929
Hey, watch it!
What is this, a carnival?
1134
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,684
I hate carnivals!
1135
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,968
Oh, this looks fun!
How do we play?
1136
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,451
Hold your fire!
1137
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,961
What is happening?
1138
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,121
Who wants ice cream?
1139
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,611
Ice cream!
1140
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,800
What are we gonna do?
We can't keep this up forever.
1141
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,882
We have to! We'll just
take shifts watching him.
1142
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,371
I'll take today.
You take tonight.
1143
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,760
Sugar!
1144
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,961
Sugar!
1145
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,962
Harold, I really
want some sugar.
1146
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,406
Me too.
1147
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,485
We made the wrong choice!
1148
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,483
This did not solve anything!
1149
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,000
Hey, sidekicks!
1150
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,970
Check this out!
1151
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,769
Geronimo!
1152
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:49,921
No!
1153
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,165
This way!
1154
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,163
Field trip, anyone?
1155
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,246
No, no, no!
1156
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,327
Nothing's more fun than fire!
1157
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,005
Except being on...
1158
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,685
Fire!
1159
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,321
What is happening?
1160
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,523
Tra-la-laaaa!
1161
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,367
Now, this is
how you run a school!
1162
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,849
Free the children!
1163
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,641
Wait a minute.
1164
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:34,841
What the...
1165
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:37,841
How did this...
1166
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,170
I don't understand.
1167
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,210
Help!
What the...
1168
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,726
You...
1169
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,204
You two.
1170
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,204
Your friendship...
1171
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,851
is no more.
1172
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,081
What?
1173
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,401
George!
1174
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:48,767
Harold!
1175
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,441
Harold! Come back!
1176
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,763
George, I'm right here!
I'm right here!
1177
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,242
Oh, no! No, no!
Don't leave me!
1178
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,562
I won't! I won't, George!
1179
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,680
Harold!
1180
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,285
No, no! Wait, wait! Stop!
1181
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,090
George!
1182
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:08,083
George!
1183
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,085
This thing is amazing,
Professor P.
1184
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,327
You could probably solve
1185
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,040
world hunger
with an invention like this.
1186
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,891
Pass!
More importantly...
1187
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,764
how do I look?
1188
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,651
Just like you do in this comic!
1189
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,802
Good! Now,
hands off the merchandise,
1190
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,843
and go fetch
your little toilet, okay?
1191
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,924
I call it "The Turbo..."
1192
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,447
Yeah, yeah. Couple of
gold stars for you, kiddo.
1193
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:57,005
Let the Poopageddon begin!
1194
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:01,849
Whoo-ee!
1195
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,170
What?
Oh, you've gotta be joking me!
1196
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,605
Poopypants has no gas!
You can't write this stuff.
1197
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,120
Where would a burgeoning villain
1198
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,804
find unlimited power?
1199
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,691
True power comes from within.
1200
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,171
No, it doesn't, Melvin!
1201
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,280
That's on stupid posters!
1202
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,361
Okay.
1203
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,528
It comes
from enormous energy sources!
1204
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:27,880
A nuclear waste dump.
1205
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,040
I see where you're going.
1206
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,690
A poisonous chemical factory.
1207
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,487
Or perhaps
a place even more toxic!
1208
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,165
Whoo!
These leftovers got a kick.
1209
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,007
Oh, it's a powerful smell.
1210
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,531
Back in business, baby!
1211
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,725
Memorize these elements...
1212
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,008
Oxygen. Beryllium.
1213
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,043
Boringillium.
1214
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,725
Lameium.
1215
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,166
Snoronium.
1216
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,528
Excuse me, everybody,
there's a giant...
1217
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,160
Do not interrupt
while I'm reading
1218
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,890
monotone from my textbook!
1219
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,088
But the toilet!
1220
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,241
Ugh.
1221
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,209
Just go.
1222
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,601
Harold?
1223
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,441
George?
1224
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,443
Students and faculty
1225
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,564
of Jerome Horwitz Elementary...
1226
00:58:54,960 --> 00:59:00,126
the world, as you know it,
is about to go extinct.
1227
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:04,046
And a new world order
is about to rise!
1228
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,720
One that is, you know, honestly
1229
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,484
pretty similar
to the old world order...
1230
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,962
except for one tiny detail...
1231
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,481
Melvin?
1232
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,290
Comin' atcha!
1233
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,807
Powered by
Melvin's unique neurology...
1234
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:23,124
I will successfully disable
the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus...
1235
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:27,285
of every single child at
Jerome Horwitz Elementary.
1236
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,161
For I, Professor Poopypants...
1237
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,604
Yeah, it's a funny name.
1238
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,643
It just makes you
laugh and laugh, right?
1239
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,321
Get down!
1240
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,842
Still give you the chuckles now?
1241
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,405
Poopypants!
1242
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,011
I don't get it.
1243
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,241
Why is that funny?
1244
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,441
Perfect!
1245
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,524
Finally!
You're speaking my language!
1246
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,125
Oh, no. This is bad.
1247
00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,440
This is seriously bad.
1248
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,602
I mean,
a world without laughter?
1249
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,360
George, if he destroys
our sense of humor,
1250
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,521
he destroys us!
1251
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,365
Imagine how boring
our comics will be.
1252
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,960
Captain Underpants
and the Purchase
1253
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,610
of the Sensible Beige Pants.
1254
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:16,004
Captain Underpants
Eats All of His Falafel.
1255
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,686
Captain Underpants
Watches Cement Dry.
1256
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,640
And would the creators of
1257
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,849
this absolutely
hilarious comic book...
1258
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,209
please come out, come out,
wherever you are!
1259
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,044
You're next.
1260
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,204
Okay, we have to stop him.
1261
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,210
We've gotta find a way
to unplug Melvin.
1262
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,401
Yeah.
1263
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,246
But how do we get to him
without Poopypants seeing us?
1264
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,482
What are you two doing together?
1265
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,324
Are you in there?
1266
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,000
Oh...
Maybe you're hiding here.
1267
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,648
Oh, sorry.
Are you stuck on hold?
1268
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:00,761
Mmm-hmm.
1269
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,242
Oh, totally hate
when that happens.
1270
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,561
Well, good luck with that.
1271
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,489
Now, where are
those two little...
1272
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,762
Stand down, Poopypants!
1273
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,081
What is happening?
1274
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,765
I hope this works.
1275
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,445
Tra-la-laaa!
1276
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,686
Ow! Ow!
1277
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,800
Keep standing down.
I'm just gonna be a second.
1278
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,245
Ow.
1279
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,842
I bet he thought
that was going to be cooler.
1280
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,764
Oh, boy. Here goes nothing.
1281
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,041
Ha-ha!
1282
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,765
Prepare to be vanquished...
1283
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,285
and justice to be served
1284
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,051
on a piping hot
platter of freedom!
1285
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,770
With a side order of liberty...
1286
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,641
and a super-sized cup
filled with freedom also!
1287
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,286
Impressive use
of fast-food analogies,
1288
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,607
you giant baby with a cape on!
1289
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,131
Let's do this.
1290
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,282
Freeze! The following sequence
contains scenes...
1291
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,720
that are so intense,
horrific, and violent...
1292
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:06,801
And expensive.
1293
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,080
That we can only show it
using a technology known as...
1294
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:11,288
Flip-O-Rama!
1295
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,566
Take it away, Harold.
1296
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,160
Okay, first Professor Poopypants
1297
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,360
gave Captain Underpants
the boot.
1298
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,726
Foot! Foot! Ow!
1299
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,480
Then he made
an Underpants sandwich.
1300
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,840
Punch, punch! Punch, punch!
1301
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,080
And then, they played
a friendly game of paddleball!
1302
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,924
Oh, no!
1303
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:25,080
Darn.
1304
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,083
Okay, what's next?
Oh, yes!
1305
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,084
Then, Poopypants summoned
an army of dolphins...
1306
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,240
Wait, what?
Why are you always
1307
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,520
sneaking dolphins
into the movie?
1308
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,840
What do you have
against dolphins anyway?
1309
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,160
I don't have nothing
against dolphins,
1310
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,920
- it just didn't happen!
- Well, so what'?
1311
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,651
We get to say what happened.
It's the Flip-O-Rama.
1312
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,802
I like dolphins.
The dolphins are in.
1313
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,840
Fine, all right.
Let's just keep going.
1314
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,000
- You sure?
- Yep, positive.
1315
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,080
Thank you.
1316
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,440
- Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it...
- Quiet five, quiet five.
1317
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,807
But George and Harold's plan
was working out perfectly.
1318
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,840
So, they
shot themselves to the top
1319
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,365
of the Turbo Toilet 2000!
1320
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,841
To keep things dramatic,
they didn't quite make it.
1321
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,769
And then...
And then...
1322
01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,960
And then...
1323
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,610
What happened
to the Flip-O-Rama?
1324
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,886
I ran outta paper.
1325
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,728
Hey, Melvin!
Take that thing off your head.
1326
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:09,881
We gotta stop Poopypants!
1327
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,720
Professor Poopypants!
1328
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,041
George and Harold
are trying to stop you!
1329
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,124
You are just so annoying!
1330
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,284
So, you two
little numbskulls thought
1331
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,481
you could distract me...
1332
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,723
with this idiotic, naked man.
Am I right?
1333
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,848
I'm not naked!
1334
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,210
Any final words before this
whole revenge thing goes down?
1335
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,525
Yeah, wait, wait. Listen.
1336
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,081
We apologize
for making fun of your name.
1337
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,561
I mean, that was just wrong.
1338
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:44,566
Yeah, we're sorry.
The truth is. Professor P...
1339
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,080
you have probably, like,
1340
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,003
the greatest name
we've ever heard.
1341
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,528
I mean, George, imagine
if we had names like that.
1342
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,324
Oh, that would be so cool!
1343
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,084
Okay, wait, let's do it.
Let's try it.
1344
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,921
Oh, I would be
Fluffy Toiletnose.
1345
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,880
Yeah! I would be
Sir Cheeseball Wafflefanny.
1346
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,160
Yeah, sure. You're a knight.
1347
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,241
This is so good!
1348
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:04,761
I wanna change mine.
1349
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,287
I'd be
Buttcheeks von Stinkelsberg.
1350
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:10,680
Stinkelsberg.
1351
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,680
Yeah, those are all
really silly names,
1352
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,040
but there's
nothing funny about...
1353
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,840
Professor
Pee-Pee Diarrheastein.
1354
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,366
Poopypants Esquire!
1355
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,766
Sir, are you saying
your full name is...
1356
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,800
Pee-Pee Diarrheastein
Poopypants Esquire?
1357
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,881
Uh-huh.
1358
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,405
Stop it! Stop laughing!
1359
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,360
Come on! Listen, your problem
1360
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,090
isn't that people laugh at you.
1361
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,607
Your problem is that
you can't laugh at yourself.
1362
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,286
Oh, really, Oprah?
Is that my problem?
1363
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,608
Well, your problem is this...
1364
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,641
No!
1365
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,320
Oh, I hope
you enjoyed your years
1366
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,482
of laughter and merriment...
1367
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:04,281
because they're about
to come to an end.
1368
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,004
Do you find anything funny
about me now?
1369
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,246
You mean, other than your name?
1370
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,962
Yes! Other than that!
1371
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,120
And your hair'?
1372
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,200
What?
1373
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,850
My hair's cool, I thought.
1374
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,684
Are you kidding me?
1375
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,650
That's almost as funny as
my hair back in kindygarten!
1376
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,370
Remember that afro?
1377
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,600
No!
No, this can't be happening!
1378
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,682
Computer, activate brain scan.
1379
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,125
Let's see. The frontal lobes
look big and healthy.
1380
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,040
The Hahaguffawchuckleamalus
1381
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,851
looks all shrimpy,
so, what gives?
1382
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,521
It can't be!
1383
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,800
Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses,
1384
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,370
they're enormous!
1385
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,006
I need more power.
1386
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,961
Anything strike you
as funny now?
1387
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,567
I'm sure
we can think of something!
1388
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,042
George, I can't smile anymore.
1389
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,850
No! Harold!
1390
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,963
One down, undone to go.
1391
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,166
Harold.
1392
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,041
Harold. Harold,
can you hear me?
1393
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,084
Harold!
1394
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,570
George! George, is that you?
1395
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,721
Right here, buddy.
1396
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,169
What's happening?
We're shrinking!
1397
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,680
Now, if we don't laugh
at something soon,
1398
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,921
we may never laugh again.
1399
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,208
Oh, no! What do we do?
What do we do? What do we do?
1400
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,408
Well, we have to think
of something funny, okay?
1401
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,523
Okay, yeah, sure.
Something funny.
1402
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:46,920
Anything?
1403
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,331
No, I got nothing.
Me neither.
1404
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,640
More shrinkage!
1405
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,606
Okay, okay.
What did we use to find funny?
1406
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,888
Mostly potty humor. Poop,
vomit, that kind of thing.
1407
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:58,886
Really? Ugh. That is, like,
the lowest form of comedy.
1408
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,850
Don't you say that, Harold!
Don't you leave me!
1409
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:04,120
Attention everyone!
1410
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,124
Poopypants here with a little
update on the Poopageddon.
1411
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,602
Due to the success
of my plan thus far...
1412
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,600
We decided to wipe out laughter
1413
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,444
on the entire planet.
1414
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,360
After that, you know,
I'll probably
1415
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:17,520
move on to other planets...
1416
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,601
Jupiter, Mars...
1417
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,529
can't forget Uranus!
1418
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,124
Wait. Did he just say...
1419
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:26,122
Your anus.
1420
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,281
I know!
1421
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:36,561
Uranus!
1422
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,450
Yeah, and once I'm through
with the gas giants...
1423
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,568
I figure I'll go
after the other galaxies...
1424
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,767
What?
1425
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,570
It feels so good to laugh!
1426
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:54,844
No, stop it! Stop laughing!
You're ruining everything!
1427
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,571
Yikes!
Extra credit or survival?
1428
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,171
Extra credit or survival?
1429
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,163
I choose survival!
1430
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:13,841
Uh-oh!
1431
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:32,841
Oh, yeah!
1432
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:34,881
Wow!
1433
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,163
No, how could this be happening?
1434
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:42,360
Never underestimate
1435
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,522
the power of laughter,
Poopypants!
1436
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,800
Oh, that's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
1437
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:47,881
Oh!
1438
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,165
Ah! Whoa!
1439
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:06,562
Harold! Harold, we did it!
1440
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,401
Harold?
1441
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,966
I think I bruised a rib.
1442
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,003
Because I've never laughed
so hard in my life!
1443
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,010
Oh, we'll see who's laughing
once I shrink you down...
1444
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,208
where you will live
in my pocket forever...
1445
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:23,601
amongst my
cherry-flavored lip balm...
1446
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,720
my butterscotch-flavored
lip balm...
1447
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,800
Oh, neato!
1448
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,723
My mint-flavored
lip balm...
1449
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,043
my extra-moisturized
SPF lip balm...
1450
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,931
and all of my lip balms!
1451
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,564
Why does one person have
so much lip balm?
1452
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,721
Help!
Help!
1453
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:42,683
Please, anyone! Help!
1454
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,451
Help!
1455
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,643
Ooh, I hope you can find
tiny enough pens...
1456
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,882
to make your small,
little comic books with...
1457
01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,042
'cause you're about to
get smallified!
1458
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,888
Tra-la-laa!
1459
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,644
I feel...
1460
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:14,681
awesome!
1461
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,880
No way!
1462
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,450
He has real superpowers!
1463
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,484
Oh, that is an obvious twist
that I did not see coming...
1464
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,608
despite my many years
of comic book studies!
1465
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,445
I have come to save the day!
1466
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,761
Yay!
1467
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,331
Yeah, and I've come to ruin it!
1468
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,760
So back off, buddy!
1469
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,521
Ha-ha!
1470
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,011
Ew, that's gross!
1471
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,730
Oh, there's more
where that came from.
1472
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,491
Monday! Tuesday!
Wednesday! Thursday!
1473
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,365
Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants!
1474
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,410
I am so glad that we gave him
that superpower!
1475
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,040
My Sizerator!
1476
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,931
Well, it's mine now!
1477
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,163
Alas!
1478
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:57,484
The final failure
for Professor Poopypants.
1479
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,165
Hmm. What does this button do?
1480
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,248
Oh...
1481
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,408
Well, hello down there!
1482
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:06,561
No!
1483
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,840
Must be holding it backwards.
1484
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,091
Yup. That was it.
1485
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,089
Wow. He is super dumb.
1486
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:14,846
I can't reach.
1487
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,407
Time to take you down
once and for all, Poopypants!
1488
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,210
Buzz off!
1489
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:23,246
Captain Underpants!
1490
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,080
Fly over here
so we can make you big again!
1491
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,321
Crackerjack idea.
1492
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,201
George, just don't...
1493
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,400
No!
1494
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:32,560
Ha-ha!
1495
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,928
Give him a big hand
for that one, everybody!
1496
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:37,606
Get him.
1497
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:41,767
Whoops.
1498
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,049
Look what I've got.
1499
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,000
A tiny school
1500
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,640
filled with tiny children...
1501
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,567
and their tiny teachers
whose tiny salaries...
1502
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,768
reflect their size and also...
1503
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,730
the value society puts
on education.
1504
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:57,600
I'll take that!
1505
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,603
Oh! Then I'll take that!
1506
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,131
Ow! Did you just slap me?
1507
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,044
Yes, I did.
And you deserved it.
1508
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,851
No, I didn't! Your hand
is huge! That hurt a lot!
1509
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,161
Give it back, it's mine!
1510
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,401
No! Hands off!
1511
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,244
No fair! No backsies!
Give it to me!
1512
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,686
Would you just give me that?
1513
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:13,370
Now look what you've done!
1514
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:14,521
Give it!
1515
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,450
George!
1516
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,081
Gotcha!
1517
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,404
Yeah, that's more like it!
1518
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,160
Nice work, sidekicks!
1519
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:40,969
I'll just put this back down
right here.
1520
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,400
No, no, no!
Captain Underpants...
1521
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,403
There we go. Back to normal...
1522
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:46,971
like it never happened.
1523
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,289
Oh, no, where'd he go?
1524
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,010
You'll never catch me!
1525
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,322
You can't stop
Professor Poopypants!
1526
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,365
Get back here!
I can't reach!
1527
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,880
Get him, Captain Underpants!
1528
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,962
A bee!
Get away from me!
1529
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,248
I'm free!
1530
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,640
What? What the...
Why would you do that?
1531
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,524
You just let
the bad guy get away!
1532
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,889
Come on, guys. Pretty sure
the bee wasn't the bad guy.
1533
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:18,291
What the heck happened here?
1534
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,560
You're welcome, peace keeper!
1535
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,170
Would you keep it down?
1536
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,921
Did not see that coming!
Take that, Doctor Diaper!
1537
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,125
I can't believe we made him.
1538
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:42,362
And he's even dumber
in real life.
1539
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,441
Oh! Look! Little dolphins!
1540
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,449
We have to get rid of him,
don't we?
1541
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,011
I think we do.
1542
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,480
I mean,
he's a way bigger problem
1543
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,891
than Mr. Krupp ever was.
1544
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,043
But, you know, George...
1545
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,521
bringing back Krupp
permanently...
1546
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,800
we'll never be
in the same class again.
1547
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,161
Yeah, I know.
1548
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,560
But just 'cause we're
in separate classes,
1549
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,244
doesn't mean
we can't be friends...
1550
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,766
Well, yeah. I mean, we'll
always be friends. Right?
1551
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,366
Yeah. Hey, in fact,
you know what?
1552
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,607
Let's do a blood oath.
1553
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,960
But minus the blood. I don't
wanna see the blood. No blood.
1554
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,087
Pinky swear?
1555
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:26,241
No, that's lame. Mmm-mmm.
1556
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,329
Oh, got it!
1557
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,085
Oh, no. What? No!
1558
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,526
That's not sanitary.
1559
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,480
Can't we just do
a verbal declaration
1560
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:34,766
of friendship or something?
1561
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,400
Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow.
1562
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:39,131
I haven't really
prepared anything, but...
1563
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,130
I, Harold...
1564
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,760
hereby declare George
1565
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,481
as my best friend,
permanently, forever.
1566
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:50,644
And I, George, accept
the permanent rights...
1567
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,080
that Harold has given me
1568
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:54,083
to be his best friend forever...
1569
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,720
and the constitution
of friends...
1570
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:57,881
America, friendship.
1571
01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,200
And the United States
of America.
1572
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:00,720
Land and the United States.
Good, okay, yeah.
1573
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,080
It's done. All right, cool.
Phew.
1574
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:03,969
What a relief.
Yeah, no kidding.
1575
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,440
I mean,
why were we even worried...
1576
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:07,682
about that whole classroom
thing in the first place?
1577
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:08,841
You know, I don't know.
1578
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,286
We were younger then.
1579
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,641
Clearly, we have grown.
1580
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,801
Clearly, we have.
1581
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,161
Chums!
1582
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,400
Thank you for chronicling
1583
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:17,767
my surprisingly
grounded biography.
1584
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,526
The truth is a slippery thing.
1585
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:21,920
And you nailed it.
1586
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,361
Now it is time to fly again!
1587
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,409
Farewell, my dear sidekicks.
1588
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,129
Goodbye, Captain Underpants.
1589
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,361
Goodbye.
1590
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:47,691
George! Harold!
1591
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,416
What am I doing in your
tree house again?
1592
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:55,964
You boys are in big trouble!
1593
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,765
I don't know how big yet...
1594
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,320
Why does this keep happening?
1595
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,243
Where are my clothes?
Where are they?
1596
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,961
I don't get it.
1597
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,240
Why is Krupp so angry
1598
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,243
and Captain Underpants so happy?
1599
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:13,371
Maybe it's because
Captain Underpants had us.
1600
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:16,046
You know, he had friends.
1601
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:19,563
We could fix that.
1602
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:22,445
Yeah, you know, we could.
1603
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:24,920
So that's how we came
1604
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,490
to pull the rarest prank
of all...
1605
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,245
The prank...
1606
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,051
for good.
1607
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:32,241
Huh?
1608
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,448
"Do you want to go a date?"
1609
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,247
A date?
1610
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:42,406
"Love, Edith."
1611
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,766
"Principal Krupp."
1612
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,961
Oh!
1613
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:49,126
Benjamin Krupp, you sly dog.
1614
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:53,010
Edith, the lunch lady.
1615
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:54,491
Big plans tonight, Mr. Krupp?
1616
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:57,564
No! What?
That's none of your business!
1617
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,969
But, if you must know...
1618
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,851
yeah, I actually do.
1619
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,050
By the way,
I was tidying up my office...
1620
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:09,441
and I believe
these belong to you...
1621
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,687
Our comics?
1622
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,200
Did you just pull that out
of the garbage can?
1623
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:14,850
Well, I read them...
1624
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:15,960
and considering
they're completely
1625
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,080
implausible, juvenile...
1626
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,208
and filled with
the lowest form of wit...
1627
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,731
potty humor...
1628
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,609
they're actually pretty funny.
1629
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,405
See ya later!
1630
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:29,288
Well, how about that...
1631
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:47,964
That's a good one.
1632
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,806
You know, it feels good to do
something nice for Mr. Krupp.
1633
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,800
Yeah, you know what? It does.
1634
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:53,920
Promise we'll never do it again.
1635
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,040
Promise.
1636
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,121
Oh, my!
1637
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:57,520
I've never been to
1638
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,329
such a fancy restaurant before.
1639
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:04,929
Well, I had to go all out
for m'lady.
1640
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:08,163
Okay, if you say so, my man!
1641
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,800
Once again,
that brings our story
1642
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,211
to its happy conclusion.
1643
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:16,440
I think there's some valuable
life lessons in there...
1644
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,520
somewhere.
1645
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,601
What the?
1646
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,171
Eat 'em up, yum, yum!
1647
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,290
You gotta be kidding me! No!
1648
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,329
Yum, yum! Eat 'em up!
1649
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:26,766
Oh, no!
1650
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,085
Waiter! Check please!
1651
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,604
Principal Krupp!
1652
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:39,761
Oh, no!
1653
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,366
Help!
1654
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:45,081
Hang on, sidekicks!
1655
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,281
I don't get it!
1656
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,960
I really thought
breaking that ring
1657
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,690
would get rid of his powers!
1658
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,644
Yeah, well, here we go again!
1659
01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:59,683
Tra-la-laa!
1660
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:14,007
Are you worried
about impending doom?
1661
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:16,726
Those evil villains
got you filled with gloom.
1662
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:20,044
But don? you fear,
there's a hero in the sky.
1663
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,049
The sky, the sky
1664
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:23,920
it's not a bird.
1665
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,411
And it's not a plane.
1666
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,526
And it's not
an egg salad sandwich.
1667
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,842
It's the waistband warrior.
1668
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,800
Hear his mighty battle cry!
1669
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,405
Tra-la-laa!
1670
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,045
Hey, watch out, crime!
1671
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,805
It's Wedgie-power time.
1672
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:40,921
Na, na, na, na, na.
1673
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:43,247
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1674
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,642
Faster than
a speeding waistband!
1675
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,724
He's bustin' down doors.
1676
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,530
While wearing just his drawers.
1677
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,640
Na, na, na, na, na.
1678
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,720
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1679
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,720
More powerful than boxer shorts.
1680
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:57,800
His name is.
1681
01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:59,564
Under, Under, Underpants
1682
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:00,640
I'm sayin'.
1683
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,480
Under, Under, Underpants.
1684
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,050
Oh, yeah,
by some unlikely chance.
1685
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,731
Captain Underpants is his name.
1686
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,888
Tra-la-laa!
1687
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,480
Snap your fingers
and he'll be right there.
1688
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:14,040
That freaky, bald dude
in his underwear.
1689
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:17,682
He'll drop those trousers and he?!
Fight to save the day.
1690
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,404
The day, the day.
1691
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,000
Oh, there he goes
in his dashing cape.
1692
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,091
Here he comes
in his tighty-whities.
1693
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,320
All the bad guys soil themselves.
1694
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,320
Every time they hear him say.
1695
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,845
Tra-la-laa!
1696
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:34,844
Hey, who's that hunk'?
1697
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,320
Is that cation pre-shrunk'?
1698
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:38,401
Na, na, na, na, na.
1699
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:40,840
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1700
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:42,763
It's time to fly again!
1701
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,003
Suspend your disbelief.
1702
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:48,920
He'll save the world
in his briefs.
1703
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:49,920
Na, na, na, na, na.
1704
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,280
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1705
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,885
To the sky!
1706
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,120
Under, Under, Underpants
1707
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,200
I'm sayin'.
1708
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:00,040
Under, Under, Underpants.
1709
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,520
Check out that superhero stance.
1710
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,841
Captain Underpants is his name.
1711
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,769
Stand down, Poopypants!
1712
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,880
Oh...
1713
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,520
Under, Under, Underpants.
1714
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,601
He's Captain.
1715
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:11,520
Under, Under, Underpants.
1716
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:12,960
Yeah, by some crazy circumstance.
1717
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,360
Captain Underpants is his name.
1718
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:17,640
Tra-tra-tra... Tra-la-laa!
1719
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,121
Under, Under, Underpants.
1720
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:23,643
Under, Under, Underpants.
1721
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:31,281
Wait.
1722
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,441
No way!
1723
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,848
She's been on hold for,
like, the whole movie.
1724
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,645
Come on, come on.
1725
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,566
Hello.
1726
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:40,484
Thank you for holding.
How can I help...
1727
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,042
No!
1728
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,760
Right from the start
couldn't pull us apart.
1729
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:53,841
It just works.
1730
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:58,844
Nobody else ever
gets me as well on this earth.
1731
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:03,844
Like Rock and Roll
My shows and tellies.
1732
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,531
Mac and cheese PBs and jellies.
1733
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,244
Some things are better together.
1734
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,771
And that's you and me.
1735
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:13,760
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you.
1736
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:15,922
Man, I love you.
1737
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,206
You're my brother from another.
1738
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:21,322
Another mother.
1739
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,600
You are my favorite
1740
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:27,280
I'm not ashamed to admit
1741
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,761
'Cause I do Dude, I do.
1742
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,600
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you.
1743
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,808
Man, I love you.
1744
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,600
You're my homie.
1745
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:40,042
No one knows me Like you know me.
1746
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,360
Like the sun and the moon.
1747
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,886
All the best things come in twos.
1748
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,960
What would I do
without a friend like you?
1749
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:51,480
What, what, what, what.
1750
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,320
What would I do'!
What would I do?
1751
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:55,243
Without a friend like you.
1752
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,800
What, what, what, what.
1753
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,800
What would I do?
What would I do?
1754
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,240
Without a friend like you.
1755
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:03,403
Laugh tilt we cry when we're
passing the time away.
1756
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:09,002
Even our fights always end
with a smile on our face.
1757
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,564
Like black and white keys
on a Wurli.
1758
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,411
Sounds just right
and work in harmony.
1759
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,000
Some things are better together.
1760
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,491
And that's you and me.
1761
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:23,680
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you.
1762
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,762
Man, I love you.
1763
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:29,000
You're my brother from another.
1764
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,208
Another mother.
1765
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,440
You are my favorite
1766
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,091
I'm not ashamed to admit
1767
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,760
'Cause I do Dude, I do.
1768
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:42,446
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you.
1769
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,528
Man, I love you.
1770
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,440
You're my homie.
1771
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:49,763
No one knows me like you know me.
1772
01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:53,200
Like the sun and the moon.
1773
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,681
All the best things Come in twos.
1774
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,441
What would I do
without a friend like you?
1775
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:01,040
What, what, what, what.
1776
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,200
What would I do'!
What would I do?
1777
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:05,040
Without a friend like you.
1778
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,451
What, what, what, what.
1779
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,640
What would I do'!
What would I do?
1780
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,803
Without a friend like you.
1781
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,960
Without a friend like you.
1782
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:18,771
With... With...
Without a friend like you.
1783
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:22,167
What would I do'?
1784
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:26,643
Without a friend like you.
1785
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:32,569
With... With...
Without a friend like you.
1786
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:36,240
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you.
1787
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,322
Man, I love you.
1788
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,240
You're my homie.
1789
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:43,483
No one knows me Like you know me.
1790
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:46,920
You are my favorite
1791
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,600
I'm not ashamed to admit
1792
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,200
'Cause I do Dude, I do.
1793
01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:54,920
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you.
1794
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,002
Man, I love you.
1795
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:00,000
Got my back 1 got your back.
1796
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:02,960
Like chiropractors.
1797
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,720
Like the sun and the moon.
1798
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,160
All the best things come in twos.
1799
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:12,080
What would I do
without a friend like you?
1800
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,440
What, what, what, what.
1801
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:15,720
What would I do'!
What would I do?
1802
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,600
Without a friend like you.
1803
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:18,840
What, what, what, what.
1804
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:21,080
What would I do?
What would I do?
1805
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:23,288
Without a friend like you.
1806
01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:24,481
Give me a beat.
1807
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:26,966
Saturday, Saturday...
1808
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:30,367
I love Saturday.
1809
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:34,483
Where everything is possible.
1810
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,967
Nothing stands in our way.
1811
01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:41,046
Don't have to be responsible.
1812
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:44,011
Everywhere we go.
1813
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,160
Nobody says, "No”.
1814
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:50,369
Yeah, finally we're free.
1815
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,805
We got nowhere we need to be.
1816
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,651
On Saturday, Saturday.
1817
01:25:57,480 --> 01:26:00,840
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey
1818
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,287
I think it's time for a break.
1819
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:07,360
We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, eh...
1820
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:10,762
We can go
coloring the world together.
1821
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,800
We can make a story
that'll last forever.
1822
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:17,282
On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, eh.
1823
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:19,084
Hey...
1824
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:23,122
The perfect day.
1825
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:28,890
The perfect day.
1826
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:33,760
Saturday.
1827
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:36,366
There's one day every week.
1828
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:40,130
No alarms gonna wake me up.
1829
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,801
Stay in bed and sleep.
1830
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:46,803
Or maybe watch TV too much.
1831
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:50,240
Lazing all day long.
1832
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:53,200
No one says it's wrong.
1833
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:56,011
No, finally we're free.
1834
01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:59,650
We got nowhere we need to be.
1835
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:02,571
On Saturday, Saturday.
1836
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:06,560
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey
1837
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:09,086
I think it's time for a break.
1838
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:13,322
We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, eh.
1839
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:16,523
We can go
coloring the world together.
1840
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:19,524
We can make a story
that'll last forever.
1841
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:23,080
On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, eh.
1842
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:25,049
Hey...
1843
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:28,604
The perfect day.
1844
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,650
On Saturday.
1845
01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:43,249
Take your bag
and leave your house.
1846
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:45,280
Don't need no TV
to be entertained.
1847
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:46,560
We are the show.
1848
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,689
Come now and play it subtle
Bring back all that we know.
1849
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,368
Our songs the only thing
that's playing on the radio.
1850
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:59,327
On Saturday, Saturday.
1851
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,569
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey
1852
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:05,007
I think it's time for a break.
1853
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:08,280
We'll get away, get away.
1854
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:11,569
The perfect day.
1855
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:18,327
The perfect day.
1856
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,882
We got nowhere we need to be.
1857
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,930
On Saturday, Saturday
1858
01:28:25,931 --> 01:28:28,931
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