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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,570 今天原本是我的结婚周年纪念日 5 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:12,100 画面上正在开车的人是我 6 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:14,610 别等我的门了 我也不知道啥时候能回来 7 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,520 很有趣吧 8 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:20,230 其实在几天前 我们就安排好今天怎么过 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,210 结婚周年快乐 10 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:27,910 噢 老公 我没有买东西给你啊 11 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:31,130 很久之前我就学会 不给Mike买礼物 12 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,810 这是啥玩意? 13 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:35,530 你买给我干嘛用? 14 00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:37,640 谢谢 但是... 15 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,550 说真的 你为啥买这玩意? 小票还没扔吧? 16 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:44,100 今天其实是咱们16和17周年结婚纪念日 17 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:48,150 我们把16周年的庆祝放在17周年上 18 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,550 我知道你最近很忙 19 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,660 你也经常说要出去走走 20 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:56,710 地毯布料店之旅!!? 21 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:59,730 我太喜欢了 22 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:03,650 我知道 去买一小块的地毯就这么高兴 真的是有点悲哀 23 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:07,450 但是我们房间的地毯已经战绩斑斑 24 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,330 我都说了 我没开玩笑 25 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:13,410 星期五 我带你去French Lick (位于印第安纳州南部) 26 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:16,150 我们将会在33号公路的汽车旅馆过夜 27 00:01:16,270 --> 00:01:19,380 星期六我们就去买地毯 最后打道回府 28 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,480 我喜欢 29 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:25,060 除了回家那部分 30 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,880 没有人想看你们亲嘴 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,230 我觉得老一辈人亲嘴是美的事情 32 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:31,780 好吧 咱们到此为止 33 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:34,180 Brick打包你的早餐 要上学了 34 00:01:34,330 --> 00:01:36,160 老妈 今天我能开车上学吗? 35 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,960 今天不行 我跟你妈有很多事情做 36 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:39,460 还有 我们想多活几年 37 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,120 要是你们不让我练车 我就拿不到驾照 38 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,620 所以我们事先教你用脚板走路 39 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,080 这样吧 要是你放学经过我的车场 40 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:48,410 我帮你弄辆车练习吧 41 00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:50,040 - 好吧 - 来吧孩子 要上学了 42 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:52,210 - 不要坐不上校巴啊 出门吧 - 老妈再见 43 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:55,620 好了 今天好好过 回家见了 44 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,780 噢 45 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,650 妈 我不舒服 46 00:01:58,810 --> 00:02:02,980 噢 一个生病的小孩会在 星期五之前传染全家人 47 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:05,040 大家就病着过结婚周年纪念日 48 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:07,220 没事的孩子 你没病 乐观点 49 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:09,200 坐一程校巴就会好了 50 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,910 我真的觉得难受 51 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:22,610 好吧 52 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:26,100 如果你真的想吐 就吐在妈妈的地毯上吧 53 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:31,780 问题是 今天我要上班 54 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,330 不过作为一名上班妈妈 有时候要懂得变通 55 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:36,490 杯托上有姜汁汽水 56 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:38,900 如果你要喊我 就响两次喇叭 57 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,940 我希望可以待在家看电视 然后喝你煮的汤 58 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,870 对不起宝贝 你投错胎了 59 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:50,520 公司是不是不能这样让我在这里的? 60 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:51,820 当然不是 61 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:54,850 不过你的头别探出来就是了 62 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,110 另一方面 Sue学校第三学期已经结束了 63 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,170 孩子们可以参加自己喜欢的协会 64 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,220 因为没有协会收留Sue 65 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,200 她被发配到办公室制作学生卡 66 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:10,110 一个属于层层叠协会的职位 67 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,060 我叫Brendan Nichols 我今天第一天上学 68 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:14,310 这里是我领学生卡的地方吗? 69 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,180 你还好吧? 70 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:24,970 我看我快做不成好好先生了 71 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:28,670 看这个月都快过去了 但是业绩却... 72 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:32,450 全能的上帝赋予了 这玩意什么名字? 73 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,690 这是室内植物 74 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,410 室内植物? 75 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,850 这里不是你的屋子... 76 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,580 我告诉你们多少回了 77 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,210 别把私人物件带来上班 78 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:46,480 你们唯一要顾虑的是 如何照顾好我 79 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:47,990 室内植物 只会 80 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,800 让你们分心 你们应该专注的是 81 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,470 卖车 82 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,480 老板对不起 我脑袋今天不清晰 83 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,250 可能是早上献血的缘故吧 84 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:58,340 行 下次要注意 85 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,030 老板我太自私了 86 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,390 他们有送你曲奇饼吗? 87 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:22,560 谢了 88 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:42,390 Lou你看见停在这里的红色小轿车吗? 89 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:52,290 听听发动机的声音 这车子的马力有260匹 90 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:55,360 能开收音机听吗? 91 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:57,570 收音机 92 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,190 怎么会这样的? 93 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,220 我已经刻意地把Brick 放在一辆最难看的车子里 94 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:07,940 还把车价调高百分之二十五 95 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:12,660 你在红色轿车落下的"行李" 96 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:15,880 已经放好在绿色掀背车里 97 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:18,810 Pete还说你的行李想要舒洁纸巾 98 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:22,500 Frances 你儿子来这干嘛? 99 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:26,450 Ehlert先生 我很抱歉 今天真的糟糕到极点 100 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:27,990 嗨 老妈 101 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:31,450 哈 你说的是Axl 102 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:35,560 他来这是因为他已经拿到上路许可证 103 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,440 我们就想买辆车给他 104 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,890 很好啊 让他看看那辆黄色的 105 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,860 这车能放卡带(好老的车...) 106 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,640 你买车给我吗? 107 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:48,010 你投错胎了 108 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:50,230 儿子听着 今天不是练车的好日子 109 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,270 我要找你的弟弟 110 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:52,520 我帮你带着他吧 111 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,040 真的吗? 112 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,010 谢谢Bob 要是不用转弯的话 他的技术是很好的 113 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,300 转弯!!! 114 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,870 Ax 我听说你玩橄榄球 115 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,200 对 116 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:11,830 好像你这么大的时候我也打球 117 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,240 那个年代人家叫它做"笨球" 118 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:18,890 手腕老是肿起一大块 119 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,730 犹如昨天 我坐在你现在的位置 120 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:26,910 告诉你啊 一张驾照改写你的人生 121 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:31,390 有一天你离开了家 酷毙了 122 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:33,000 孑然一身 123 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:35,250 自己支配一切 124 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:39,650 如果我想在游乐厅玩到打烊 我就去做 125 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,710 家里人也不关心我在那儿 126 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,530 我是随风飘的云朵 127 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,680 哥们 你在哭吗? 128 00:06:54,970 --> 00:06:56,630 注意路况 129 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:02,040 教Brick玩躲猫猫实在把我累坏了 130 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,360 我真的要去French Lick充电 131 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:05,550 妈 能说两句吗? 132 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,620 可以啊 133 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,070 我今天在学校看见一个男生 134 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,510 我知道这个时候我要兴奋一下 135 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:13,940 我闺女现在跟我谈她初开的情窦 136 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:17,120 不过太累听不进去 只能假装聆听 137 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,460 当我想跟他说话的时候... 138 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:20,590 继而我看以一件惊奇的东西 139 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:23,720 一件我想这辈子也不可能看见的事情 140 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:26,920 Brick在弄三明治 141 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,520 早上还在生病 142 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,850 现在却懂得弄三明治了 143 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:34,780 就像有个人被雷劈之后 就突然懂弹钢琴一样 144 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,030 你觉得怎么样? 145 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,510 这是一个好计划吗? 146 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:41,650 嗯 很好 这是一个好计划 147 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:43,170 耶!! 148 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,660 Brick你在做自己的午餐吗? 149 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:50,510 全都我是自己弄的 150 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:51,360 聪明 151 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,960 突然之间 一切都变得有希望 152 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,700 从明天开始 我的人生又少做一件事情了 153 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:01,560 Brick会自己弄三明治 Axl会学会开车 154 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:06,500 很快就有时间让我随时去地毯店之旅 155 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,490 也可能是幻想 156 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:10,030 喂 157 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,480 Edie阿姨 你好 158 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:16,950 噢 好的 这就过来 159 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:20,620 我的Ginny和Edie阿姨已经抽烟和咳嗽 160 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:23,040 将近七十年 161 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,260 不过她们从来没想过 它们是有关联的 162 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,750 闹心的关节炎 很抱歉打扰你 163 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:31,630 不过到六点了 我们还吃不了药(酒!!?) 164 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:34,570 还有另外一件事情 我今天的驾驶测试挂了 165 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:37,250 所以你做一下我们的司机 166 00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:40,970 - 什么? - 星期二我约了医生看腿 167 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:44,170 还有星期四她要拿轮椅去调试 168 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:47,150 到那里你得带她四处逛逛 169 00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:49,800 不过别担心 她已经轻了许多 170 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:52,700 好的 等等 我先把它记下来 171 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:56,500 还有 亲爱的 能弄一份三明治给我吗? 172 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:00,350 我早就该知道世界本来如此 173 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,730 这边厢孩子们独立一分 174 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,770 那边厢老人家就要照顾多一分 175 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:10,000 又掉一颗牙 176 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,010 又掉一颗牙 177 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:31,130 整个礼拜折腾在大家身边令我身心疲惫 178 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:34,110 不过我至少有一件值得期待的事情 179 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:38,090 Mike 行李我已经打包好了 180 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,820 不过我要你五点先到商场 181 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,970 眼镜店接Ginny阿姨 182 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:45,250 我们大概八点... 顶多八点半就可以上路了 183 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:49,640 有人很期待汽车旅店嘛 184 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:51,310 Mike! 185 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,340 你们知道你们现在像什么吗? 186 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,740 Axl听好 187 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,170 你要主持大局 爹妈相信你的能力 188 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,560 那留下车钥匙给我 你知道的 可能急事要用车 189 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:04,200 我相信你能看住弟妹 我没说车 190 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:05,810 哼 191 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:10,940 Sue 你穿的什么东西? 192 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,220 这是我向Brendan表白的方式 193 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:17,800 记-记得吗? 你可是双手赞成的 194 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:19,290 宝贝儿... 195 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:22,440 你好? 196 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,380 医生刚告诉我们 197 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:27,800 她得了肺气肿 哦 Frankie! 198 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:30,520 没了她我可怎么活 199 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:33,120 冷静 淡定 我马上来 200 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,990 Sue 拜托把衣服换了 201 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:40,020 咱俩稍后详谈 202 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,510 Ginny姨妈 真是太遗憾了 我... 203 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:54,540 是狗? 204 00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:56,890 这狗得了肺气肿? 205 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,350 可怜的Doris 206 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,220 怎么会发生这种事? 207 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,810 开玩乐呢吧 你? 208 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,830 嘿 兽医说在它养好肺之前 209 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:19,250 不能再吸二手烟 我还能说啥? 210 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,190 那怎么办 我们出不去了? 211 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,820 我 我也没辙了 孩子们又不能看着它 212 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,600 让它自己待15分钟都不行 213 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,560 否则就会被自己的吐沫呛死 214 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,430 总得有个人给它换尼古丁贴片吧 215 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:31,200 它在戒瘾呢 216 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,040 圆满了 217 00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:36,010 听着 我可是很想去旅行的 Mike 218 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,290 你要信我 我也需要旅游去 好吧? 219 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:39,950 我站在柜台边吃饭 220 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,490 光"人物"上的一篇文章我就读了一个月 221 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:44,800 谁还能比我更想出去玩儿 222 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:50,400 问题就是你让这些人把你抓的太死 Ginny姨妈是有儿子的 223 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,380 你知道Travis还在蹲号子呢 224 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:54,780 Edie姨妈的孩子天生缺心眼 225 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:57,450 基本就是特雷霍持的首席白痴 226 00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:58,260 那你妈呢? 227 00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:00,390 在德梅因照顾姥姥呢 228 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,500 你们家的人活到多会儿才是个头? 229 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,380 为了家庭总要牺牲的 Mike 230 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,540 这还有什么说的 231 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:06,920 没准你少牺牲点儿 232 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,800 她们开始死翘翘 咱就能旅个该死的游了 233 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,060 哦! 你好? 234 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,140 啥? 235 00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:17,900 不 不是 我一整天都工作来着 236 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,570 Mike本来应该... 237 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,760 好 原地别动 238 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,300 我马上就来 239 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,420 你忘了接Gin姨妈了 240 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,620 你忘了提醒我了 241 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,170 你还要我提醒多少次? 242 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,730 难不成还要我写在你衬衫上? 243 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:36,790 不 你应该像平常那样写我杯子上 244 00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:39,040 我现在去接Ginny姨妈 245 00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:43,210 能不能劳驾您记住去遛狗 让它拉完了再回来? 246 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:46,660 - 那狗裹着尿布呢 - 它又不知道那是尿布! 247 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,840 只有出去才拉得出来! 神啊 248 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,310 在本该幸福的庆祝第16和17周年 结婚纪念日的晚上 249 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:02,090 我和Mike却吵得不可开交 250 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:05,240 别等了 我说不准什么时候回来! 251 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,750 给条破狗换尿布 252 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,240 老妈呢? 253 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:14,420 照顾孤寡老人去了 254 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:17,440 能问你一个关于男生的问题不? 255 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,300 最好别问 256 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:24,790 行 行 别走 问吧 257 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,660 他叫Brendan 258 00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:29,790 我想引起他注意 259 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,940 别色诱他 男孩儿就讨厌这样的 260 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,670 老妈当初怎么让你注意她的? 261 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,820 你老妈那就是另外一回事了 262 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,120 她当时就不知道有我这个人 263 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:42,330 我必须得闹出点儿大动静 于是乎我去了朋友的谷仓... 264 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,700 "Lisa"? 265 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,690 我们刚见面时你老妈不太待见我 266 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,580 她就告诉我她叫Lisa 267 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,010 可是 嘿 那样才有了今天 对不? 268 00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:56,020 哇 大动静 哈? 269 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:58,600 多谢了老爸 270 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,830 是啊 那样才有了今天 271 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,770 大周末过得如何? 272 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,260 压根没过 273 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,940 Mike和我干了一架 274 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:15,050 他说我对孩子和姨妈们管的太多了 但我还能咋办? 275 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,170 谁都离不开我 276 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,000 那可是够辛苦的... 277 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,130 没你不行 278 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,820 我可以告诉你我过的咋样 但又不想你嫉妒... 279 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,830 我有提过自己是随风飘的云朵没? 280 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,790 我太累了 现在Mike还生我气 281 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,990 嘿 在你打理好你的感情之前 282 00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:37,970 得先把自己打理好了 283 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,970 你精疲力竭 需要休息 好吧? 284 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,630 - 现在就休 - 我休不了! 285 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,280 你当然能 你应得的 286 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,580 你休个一刻钟地球照转不误 287 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,100 Ehlert就该因为我没做咖啡找麻烦了 288 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,450 我做 行不? 289 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:53,120 就当我给你的纪念日礼物 行不? 290 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:56,090 去吧 享受去 291 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:06,170 Bob说的对 我是得歇歇了 292 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,520 虽然不像去French Lick般放松 但多少也有些效果 293 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,510 当休息结束的时候... 294 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,160 我知道这是我这辈子最值的15分钟 295 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:03,600 有时候你不清楚多么渴望做一件事-- 296 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,180 这是怎.. 297 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,480 这TMD谁煮的咖啡? 298 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,240 老妈你在哪儿呢? 299 00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,550 妈妈 妈妈! 300 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:21,620 老妈 我 非常 非常 抱歉... 301 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:26,940 你还好吧? 302 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,110 行了 行了 打住 一个一个说 303 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:35,490 这是有史以来我们最糗的一件事 304 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:38,160 宝贝儿 我肯定没你说的那么糗 305 00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:39,970 真糗了 306 00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:43,010 一点点的询问 我慢慢拼凑出了大概情况 307 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:48,000 自从Sue和Mike谈完话 貌似就一直在酝酿她的"大动静"了 308 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:56,340 这是Sue Heck给 Brendan Nichols的特别信息 309 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:28,990 这是女孩子的最大噩梦 310 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,110 学校的每个人都在笑话秀逗的Sue Heck 311 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,360 值得安慰的 就是大家不知道谁是Sue Heck 312 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:40,260 同时 Axl得到了一个很难得的驾车机会 313 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:44,230 嘿 老妈 呃 Edie姨姥要我送她去商场 314 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,850 如果你一分钟内 不给我回电话让我掉头 315 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:49,170 我就当你答应了 316 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:54,910 又与此同时 Brick决定把狗狗带出去... 317 00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:57,220 带它游览奥森的景点 318 00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,220 这是我最爱的地方 319 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,400 你是我第一次带过来的人... 320 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:03,450 或者狗 321 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,430 显然的 Brick的最爱地方 也是Sue最爱哭的地方 322 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,240 Sue? 323 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,830 哦 不 Doris! 324 00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,480 呃 Edie姨姥 这样不好吧 325 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,410 安啦 是我的"搭车饮料" 326 00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:32,760 那不是Doris吗? 327 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,750 女士 我和你姨妈谈过了 328 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,800 但我还要和你核对几件事 329 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,990 我了解到你的孩子都试着联系过你? 330 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,680 真是对不住 我就关机了15分钟 331 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,480 你把手机关了 332 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:57,790 但你是为人母的 333 00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,460 我就是需要休息一下 334 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,600 为了躲避什么? 给孩子当妈吗? 335 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:04,540 不是 那个 也对 336 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,550 行了 就一个问题 337 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,530 为什么你们没一个想着联系你爸? 338 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,750 爸爸上班的时候讨厌我们找他 339 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:18,910 之后我就决定停止挣扎 340 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:22,630 也许伊丽莎白女王或朱莉娅-罗伯茨 341 00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:26,280 在浴室贴眼膜的时候能休息个15分钟 342 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,630 或计划下地毯布料店之旅 343 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,300 可我不行 我自己引火烧身 344 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,400 必须为之付出代价 345 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,520 Frankie 车里有个东西给你看 346 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,140 现在啊? 347 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,660 你要给我看什么 348 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,620 系好安全带 349 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,730 干嘛Mike 你要干嘛 350 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,600 第18个纪念日都快到了 351 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,590 我要带你去French Lick 给你买个地毯 352 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:59,140 Mike 别闹了 你不能这么做 353 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,640 太离谱了 354 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,400 我都没带手机 355 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,600 孩子们怎么办 356 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,840 还有Gennie和Edie姨妈 357 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,310 都安排好了 358 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,720 原来一直以来Mike才是个天才 359 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:21,090 好嘞 到时间关掉电视 360 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,840 再来个家庭唠嗑了 361 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,490 谁看了上礼拜的电视剧了? 362 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:29,120 好吧 我全告诉你们 363 00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:32,390 Mike成功忽悠了Bob 364 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,750 让他牺牲了作幸福典型的一晚 365 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:39,600 再说一遍 我就是想让你们知道 我最爱的一集 我爱死那集了 366 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,090 而这时的Mike和我 367 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,590 高兴不 368 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,110 高兴 369 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:46,970 - 33号公路的汽车旅馆 - 从未失望过 370 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,410 地毯呢 371 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,180 太漂亮了 372 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,270 不掺加人工合成材料 373 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:56,460 可惜的是我们得把它拿回家去糟蹋 374 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,760 生活啊... 375 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,250 你说的对 376 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,740 我觉得咱们得歇15分钟 377 00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:11,830 这是生活中轻松的一面 378 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,930 你把老的小的都安顿好了 379 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,570 只要有人陪你度过就不会太难 380 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:22,940 这才是你无论如何都要庆祝的事 381 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,510 -=伊甸园美剧 http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- -=伊甸园字幕站 http://ytet.org/=- 荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径 382 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:26,790 -=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=- 翻译: 去留 夏酷 时间轴: Vicky8800 校对: 浅草懿声 720P iTunes:wss0427 383 00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:29,010 左右不逢源 第一季 第3集 结束 27358

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