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比上不足比下有余时
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人们说话都不拐弯抹角
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他们就是这么说话的
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我家就有个这种型的
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见鬼吧 你是意外收获
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很高兴你是家中一员
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但有你绝对是个意外
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有意思 因为你不肥
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但穿这条裙子你就显肥
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谁说Scrappy(宠物名)被送去农场了?
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他不在什么农场 他死了
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嘿 老爸
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我想申请加入游泳队
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想来泳池看我游一圈吗?
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- 听着很无趣
- Mike
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- 本来嘛
- Mike
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你老叫我名字也不会改变事实
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但有时 家庭中要的不单是坦诚以待
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需要的是个拉拉队员 那就是我了
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知道吗 Sue 你爸爸的意思是
这听上去很有趣
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干衣机又发怪声了
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又发怪声了
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什么怪声? 你们老爸修好了呀
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它转的好好的呢
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破东西快挂了
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我听不到电视声音了
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不 我们现在买不起新干衣机
它好好的呢
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有人拿邮件了吗?
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再拿点汽水来
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Axl 来 一起走
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Axl告诉我们他在教堂小组
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事实上却是在商场里
把舌头塞到一姑娘嗓子眼里
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所以理应在接下来两周内
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得到Mike的招牌惩罚:
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必需时刻跟父母保持在5英尺的范围之内
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天哪 Mike 现在是2009年了
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什么? 已经到了?
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是啊 Mike 2009年了
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这是怎么搞的?
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无需付款 直到2009年
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无需付款 直到2009年
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无需付款 直到2009年
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到时我们经济会改观的
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很好 现在算上利息
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这台总价650的VCR
去年被我们2块钱卖了
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但是呢
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没事的
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没关系
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一切都会好的 我们不会有事的
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凡事自有其解决之道
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只要干衣机撑着别挂
我这个月卖出一辆车
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我们都会好起来的
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幸运的是 总能有个能指望的邻居...
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嗨 我能来烘个快干吗?
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嗨 不好意思又打搅了
再来用一次好吗?
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当被人拒之门外之后...
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有人吗? 有人吗?
我受伤了 我爸妈不在家
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你找他们的时候
我来烘个衣服
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你不会注意到我的存在的
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挂掉的干衣机加上2009这摊子事儿
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意味着我们得赶紧节衣缩食了
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首先 去Frugal Hoosiers走一遭
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印第安纳州头号过期食品店
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怎么 我们家现在变穷了?
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不 不是变穷了 我们只是节俭
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我们在尝试一种量入为出的新生活
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就是说我们之前一直在寅吃卯粮?
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哦 老天
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你该谢我才是
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听着 精明的消费者
他们是不存在的
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Brick 晃晃那些没贴标签的罐头
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看看能不能找到豌豆 好吗?
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大家注意听有没有豌豆
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嗨 Bob
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Frankie 嗨 是我 Bob
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听着 Ehlert正发飙呢
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他把大家都喊来
要在1点钟开什么紧急大会
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1点? 开什么玩笑?
3点我才能勉强赶到
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别拿鱼
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你非来不可 我不知道他想干嘛
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我快受不了了
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好吧 我给Mike他们采石场打个电话
想法子把孩子们给安顿了
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我会尽快赶来的 你先深呼吸
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好了 孩子们 新计划
得提早回去开工了
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但游泳池的事儿呢?
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你答应了会去看我游泳选拔赛的
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你说好会带我去图书馆的
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"The Wheel of Nuldoid"
我得在它被别人借了之前先借掉
(风行的儿童科幻读物)
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你答应我的
答应我的
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好吧 我知道我没法承诺那么多事
我没那么无敌
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听着 我们借道图书馆
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然后等你们老爸下班回家后
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他带你们去泳池
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你们这群孩子要是还想吃有牌子的东西
那我就得去工作
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来吧 赶紧的
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我爱这本书 我爱这本书
我爱这本书
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我恨我这一生 我恨我这一生
我恨...
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你有5英尺好用呢 先生
别浪费了
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哦 你要交罚金
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没问题 交多少?
我们赶时间
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189美元
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开什么玩笑
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抱歉 我们现在没办法付罚金
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我们家干衣机刚坏了
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我没卖出一部车
现在2009年到了
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对啊 下一位
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妈 他们不知道你是谁吗?
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冲她挥你的Frugal Hoosier会员卡
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听我说 我儿子是个古怪的小孩
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书就是他的一切
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他没有朋友
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不好意思 你在付清欠款前
你不能借书
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你的图书证得挂起来
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今天愉快
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知道吗?
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这是件好事
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你们老师说了 你需要多进行社交活动
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另外 你电视看的不够
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你不想成为唯一不知道
是谁赢了"钻石单身汉"的人吧
(ABC的一档真人秀节目)
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对 我还在给家人鼓劲
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自己泥潭深陷 快淹没头顶了
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嘿 替我打掩护没?
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我说你来的路上妊娠恐慌了
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可能还破了个动脉瘤
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我觉得他不会相信的
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卷发器
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下面这位是最悲剧性的新员工
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Frances Heck
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她的销售记录是负1台车
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负1台车--
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就是墨西哥语"不行"的意思
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要知道 现在经济不景气
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别再来你那套共产党的牢骚了
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永远是别人的错--
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经济原因 你不是母乳喂养的
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政府不让你跟盆栽结婚咯
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现在我想听听大家对刺激汽车销售
有何高见
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别再说送免费杯子了
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把表现的机会留给你们这些衰鸟了
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购车就送AK47一把 如何?
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人人都爱枪
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你想把消费者都武装起来?
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还有谁有高招?
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哦 我有个想法
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我刚刚去了Frugal Hoosier
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他们在卖里根就职时的糖豆
50美分一袋
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我们把一部车里装满糖豆
让人猜数目 胜者把车开走 如何?
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这个... 我觉得挺有趣的
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唔 聪明...
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爱国...
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价廉
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知道么 我本来打算会后就把你开了的
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不过我决定把告示贴移到下周了
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听到没 Pete?
下周前不炒我
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我离丢掉饭碗就一步之遥时...
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耶 好耶
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抱膝跳水!
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起码我知道我家人在奥森泳池玩的开心
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Axl 去游吗?
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去游的都是基佬
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Brick 你呢? 去游吗?
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没书去游泳还有啥乐趣
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那我他妈干嘛来了?
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来嘛 Brick 瞧瞧这些小伙子
他们玩的多开心
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妈妈说我该跟人有互动
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那我可以跟你说说那本
不准我看的书里的情节吗?
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第一章 "爷爷的故事"
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"爷爷最糟的就是垂垂老矣 行将就木"
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噢 爸! 你现在好看我游泳了
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嘿 总算到了
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总算有个孩子下水了
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"他将像那些逝去的老人一般逝去"
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你好好听
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好了 Sue! 来吧 孩子
让我们瞧瞧你的厉害
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嗨 伙计们
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游泳池那儿玩的开心不?
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爸说我游的超逊
根本不该去报名游泳队
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然后我给你买了奶油冰棒
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然后Nuldoids绑了这个孩子
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带他去了地壳深处
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说到碗 晚饭吃什么?
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嘿 别抱怨 昨晚的鸡肉或炖牛肉都好着呢
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就吃那个
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事实并不尽然
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穿过了那个巨大的隧洞后
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他们到了Droiden Frobble王朝
古老的滑梯
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好了 Brick 亲爱的
今天的社交活动做的很好
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现在请去找本书来
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家里肯定有你还没读过的书
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好
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嘿 棒小伙
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妈说我今天的社交活动够多了
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好吧 等会儿见
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我还在生Mike的气
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但我是喜怒不形于色的高手
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Frankie你当时不在场
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你当时不在游泳池
她游泳太差劲了 她简直就像...
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就像跳舞团预演失败一样糟糕
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额...你看见她差劲
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并不代表你可以对着她说差劲
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你不觉得这样很伤她的自尊心吗?
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你要明白 我的责任就是把他们带去游泳池
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如果早知道跟什么自尊心扯上关系的话
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我就不会这样做了
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你干嘛?
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你说要保持五英尺距离 老爸
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我可以怎么做? Frankie 骗她吗?
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什么时候开始说真话变成一件坏事情?
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Sue是一个敏感的女孩 我们要对她很小心
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她的情感就流露在脸上
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她不像Axl
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我们是她的爹妈
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无论什么情况 给她打气是我们的工作
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我爱我的女儿
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我是不会拿她开玩笑的
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让她学会面对现实的应该是她的家人
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爹 妈 你们知道吗?
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学校今天做了视力测试
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他们说我要戴眼镜
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想起来 以前是有点迹象
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噢 我只能要一根 我不能两根都要
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不过谢谢
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我来接吧!
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是不是很兴奋呢?
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我一直都想戴眼镜
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Mike 你看出这意味着什么吗?
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我们买不了新的干衣机了?
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不是 这是说明了为什么Sue
总是一事无成 因为她看不清东西
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天呐 Mike
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看 你永远不会知道生命
下一步会发生什么
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所以你不应该破灭别人的梦想
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对 所以你不能... 喂!
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妈 我身体哪部分叫"男根"
(看了大人的禁书)
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如果图书馆的罚金值半台干衣机...
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眼镜就等于一整台了
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庆幸的是Frugal Hoosier有个眼镜部
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只是没有镜子
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书呆子
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书呆子
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我看见就想揍你
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给我注意点
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她是一个把所有感情都放在脸上的女孩
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或者相类似的人
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总之 我们的任务就是逗她开心
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天呐 这眼镜真好看
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说真的我觉得你应该把它买下来
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好了 看来就是这副了
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现在我进游泳队就没有拦路石了
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你还想去啊?
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是啊 老妈告诉我
你叫我不要去参加游泳队
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其实是想看看我有多大的决心
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我可是真心想去哦 老爸
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比什么时候都想
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好吧 你妈说的话就是我的意思了
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好了 到此为止
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就这些了 都装进去了
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这不是很好吗?
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我觉得这将会是...
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Frankie
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你老公在一号线
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他现在想洗澡 他想你在他
洗澡的时候用电话看住Axl
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什么 这是他的惩罚
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叫他帮Axl弄一件浴袍
然后爷俩一起进洗澡房吧
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事情办得怎么样?
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啊 Ehlert先生
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正努力工作着呢
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虽然看似很好玩 但这是工作
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你做得很好Frances
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既然是你的主意
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我会把今天第一单买卖的佣金给你
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真的?
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Ehlert先生
这对我意义重大
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我女儿Sue要买眼镜
我家里的干衣机坏了...
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好了 我不想听了
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那么 这里面放了多少糖豆?
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其实呢 我们是忘记数糖豆数量
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我不想因为这样拖大家的后腿
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不过这里有万能的解决办法
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有四十二万五千三百六十二颗糖豆
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厉害
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他是不是很聪明呢?
他太有才了
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天啊 他应该得到一本书
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也许我不能负担一台新的干衣机
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不过我能想出法子让孩子
看到他想看的书
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还有 我得让他别碰我自己的书
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然后 当潇洒的伯爵冲进房间
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她的胸脯凸起来
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意思是她吐了
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孩子
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对 过来一下
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能用你的卡帮我借这本书吗?
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别... 不要跟别人说
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这是咱们的小秘密
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真不好说
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来吧 没事的 我保证没事的
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我请你吃糖豆吧
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好吧
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太好了 书在这 记住以后
别随便要陌生人的糖果
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我是说 我是好人 不过将来别这样
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我在花丛等你
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今天是活动的大日子
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我的主意又空前的成功
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这实在很牛
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一整车的糖豆
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要知道 我全国都走遍了
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我就从来没见过这样的东西
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- 你好?
- 是?
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这台糖豆车会拿来卖?
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我觉得这只是噱头而已
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是的 它会卖的 等活动完了之后
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我会给你一个好价钱
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- 是吗 谢谢
- 来
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谢谢
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是的 我们会没事的
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09年刚开始可能有点流年不利
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不过我在找办法让自己重新振作
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还有...
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喂 你觉得你在干什么呢?
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你超出范围了
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拉过四英寸
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这就对了
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女士们先生们 谢谢光临
Ehlert汽车销售公司
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我们这里的车经济实惠
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不过你们别心急
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我们有专业知识丰富的男销售
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还有个女的来带你四下逛逛
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好嘞 现在揭晓赢家了!
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全车装有四十二万五千三百六十二颗糖豆
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数量最接近的竞猜者
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以一万两千零一颗赢得的是
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Cecil Hagen!
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哈 这数够赢了
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恭喜
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哈 我赢了
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小朋友们 门开的时候 你们要准备好了
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尽量多兜点糖豆
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Frances能请你开门吗?
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我吗?
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哈哈 这是我的主意
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好了 大家准备好了吗?
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准备?
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好像有点卡
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开吧
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没事的 没事的
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其实今天有点热
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这些糖豆只是要用点力...
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只是稍微需要...
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别... 别走
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别走啊 等等
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它会洗得很干净的
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你还是能买它的
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我会给你一个很实惠的...很实...
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故事教训我们
能给好成绩的人是...男人
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Frances 清洁费会从你的工资里面扣
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现在你卖出的车的数量是...负两部
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不要不要 我可以收拾这摊子的
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等等...
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我的天 我差一点点就把家人带出困境
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不过现在却越走越深
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现在我本来是要去
为Sue参加游泳队入队测试打气
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简直是要命
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Sue在那儿?
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我是不是错过入队测试了?
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Mike
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他不是还在受罚阶段吗?
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他把她诱进半径里面了
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我还能做什么?
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他在做什么?
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我为这本书出卖色相
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我答应过人家我会完好无缺的归还
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看 书把孩子领进泳池了
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你头发粘的是不是糖豆?
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Brick...慢慢的游过来这边
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我要这本书离开游泳池
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妈...妈... 你来了
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我要上场咯
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是啊 Sue 我来了
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我来了 我来了
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我在这了
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宝贝 游过来吧
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哇 好 很好
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向前游 向前游
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这不是她眼睛的问题
Mike说得对 她是很差劲
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好 很好 没事的...
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对 我们很好 我们很好啊
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很好...
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龙卷风啊!
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靠 别这样!
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这不可能是龙卷风!
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我看今天风和日丽的
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我讨厌印第安纳州的天气
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妈 我们会没事吧?
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我不知道
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我不知道我们会不会没事 Sue
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我真的不清楚
老实说我没把握说我们不会有事
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你不应该说这个
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我知道 我知道
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我本来是振奋一下你们
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然后对你们说万事搞定
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但是知道吗? 我不懂说了
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你想知道真相吗?
你们老爸最会说真相
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基本上我们的生活是一团糟
我不想再隐瞒了
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这个2009年实在糟糕极了
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我们买不起新干衣机
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我们要吃过期食物
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我也没钱付电视购物买到的
液晶显示小天使
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让你们有个圣诞惊喜
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很神奇吧
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如果我不卖车
这就意味着我没有工作
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也意味着 或许没房子住
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估计龙卷风也会把它吹走了
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奶奶的 就能消停一下啦
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把你们送给麦当娜之类的名人收养
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你老爸跟我就露宿街头
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因为真相是 咱家现在完蛋了
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没事的 没事 我...一切都会没事的
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我们会没事的
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Frankie
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一起撑过去吧
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好
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谁会知道我的拉拉队原来就在自己身边?
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Mike说得没错
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我们会撑过去的
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就像平常一样
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无论多大风雨 无论吹走了多少东西
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只要家人还在 这就是全部
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没有东西比他们重要...
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额滴神 这是干衣机吗?
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Mike 你也看见吗?
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龙卷风卷来了一台干衣机
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快点 被别人发现之前赶紧搬进屋里
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太好了
437
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家里的事情也开始顺起来
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有家笨蛋银行通过了
我们的新信用卡申请
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我们能付Brick的图书馆罚金
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我们也能付Sue的比赛费了
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00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,370
实际上她也真的进了游泳队
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第34位替补
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知道这张信用卡最好的地方是什么吗?
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直到2012年才要掏钱
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我想到了2012年
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事情会变得很顺利
447
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:20,470
所以呢 你不应该放弃希望
448
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,300
因为万事皆有可能
449
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你不会知道前面到底会发生什么事情
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你只要坚持信念...
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哇! 机子里面还有衣服呢!
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