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Two options.
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I'm going to try and find a third for
you.
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I know I had a third. Maybe we sold it.
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I hope we sold it. That would have been
nice.
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That's right, sir.
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In terms of men's watches, I mean, that
bezel is too small to be a man's.
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Yes, sir.
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What in the hell?
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I mean, some of the things that come in
here, you'll be surprised.
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How we doing, ma'am?
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Sir,
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I'm actually going to pawn you off to my
associate here. He's the watch guy.
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How we doing, ma'am?
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Oh,
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I'm doing great. No complaints here.
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All right.
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I thought it was a canoe at first.
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Oh, no, it's a kayak.
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So, what can you give me for it?
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Straight to business, eh?
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Yeah. Well, I mean. I'm kind of in a
hurry, so.
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In a hurry. Well, hey, you can't rush
good business, that's for sure.
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Let me take a look at it.
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All right.
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It's quite dirty.
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So, it's being used. I know that much.
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You look like a hippie. Do you live on
this thing?
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No, I don't.
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So.
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I mean, like I said, let me take a look
at it, and then I'll give you a proper
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assessment.
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She's light, eh?
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Yeah, pretty light.
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This one of them sport models?
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Yeah.
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How do you even use this thing? I don't
even know.
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Do you stand up on it?
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No, you sit in it. You sit in it, huh?
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Yeah. So what were you thinking first?
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I don't know.
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Knock, knock.
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Come on.
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Play the game. Knock, knock.
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Squirt.
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Alright, so why are you selling it?
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I just really need the money.
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I don't want this old man to trip and
break a hip. You know what I mean?
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So you need the money.
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How much were you looking to get out of
it?
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$500. Come on now.
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Does that come with the ore too?
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Yeah, of course it comes with the ore.
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Speaking of which, why are you still
holding?
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Well, like I said, I just kind of heard
that you didn't really need a lot.
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So, yeah, $500.
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That's tough. That's a high number.
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I'm thinking lower than that. I need
more information on it. When did you get
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it? Where did you get it? Why are you
selling it? You bought it for $6. Come
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on now.
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Will you go to one of those 30% over
market price places?
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I suppose, but I really need the money,
so we have to do five.
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I can't do five for it, that's for sure.
But I have to do five.
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Okay, well, I have to not do five, all
right? I need to do, like, two.
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Two's not going to work for me. I'm
sorry.
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I need five.
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What do you need five? Why are you so
persistent on five?
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I'll give you $5. That's fine.
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It's got to be a bit more than $5.
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So, I mean, why is the five so firm?
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Because I really need the money.
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My van is impounded right now. It got
towed. I need to get my van
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out. Your van? So how the hell did you
get this here?
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I hitchhiked.
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From where?
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From East River.
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What in the hell?
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Well, it's spring break this time, ain't
it?
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Yeah. It's a beautiful time to be on the
river. I got a lot of memories out
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there. You know, I used to go there all
the time when I was a kid.
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I used to go quite a bit. My papi pretty
much raised me on the river.
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I have to do five.
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Five is way too much. Well, I'm going to
have to go to another shop then.
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What, are you going to hitchhike to
another shop?
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John's Pawn is way on the other side of
town.
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Well, I need to do five.
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I don't get it. Hold on. Can we work
something out?
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You said your car got towed? A car being
towed is not $500 to get out of the
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impound. There's bail, too.
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There's what now?
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Bail.
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Bail? Bail.
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Like bales of hay?
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No.
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Okay, hold on. So you're trying to bail
somebody out. That's why you need $500.
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Yeah.
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Who are you trying to bail out?
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What's going on here?
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My boyfriend's a moron.
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We were partying. He mixed some drinks,
and when he mixes, it just gets bad.
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We parked the car illegally, and he came
out right as they were towing it. Did he
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hit you?
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Is that why he's in jail?
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No, no. He would never do that.
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He did get a little bit aggressive with
the guy trying to tell her a van, and he
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called the cops, and he got aggressive
with the cops.
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He doesn't sound like a good guy. What
type of guy is this guy? Well, he's
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definitely not tough enough to be in
jail. I'm a little bit worried about
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him. He's usually nice. It's just when
he mixes, it gets bad. Well, shit, if he
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ain't tough enough to be in jail, how
long has he been in there?
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About two hours, I think. So this is
fresh. This just happened. He's still
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drunk. Are you still drunk?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Why don't you drink?
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I'm only 18. I can't drink.
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You're only 18.
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You've got to wait three years to drink.
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So did you guys get arrested on the
kayak? I'm actually very interested in
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the story now. Not on the kayak, no.
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Actually, when the cops showed up to
deal with the towing situation, they
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were nice enough to let me take it off
the car.
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What were you going to do with the
kayak? Just paddle on down the river
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until you hit the end? I don't get it.
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Why'd they let you take it off the
truck?
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So I could pawn it for, you know.
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Oh, you had enough foresight to take the
kayak off your van while it's getting
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towed and your boyfriend's being
arrested to pawn it to bail him out?
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Yeah, well, like I said, I don't drink,
so, you know, a little more mental.
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Well, goddamn, sounds like you're up
Ship's Creek, but with a paddle.
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You think ahead. I like that.
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Can we, I mean, if you're not going to
do five, I'm going to have to go
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somewhere else.
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I really don't understand where you're
going to go. I mean, I don't even know
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how you get, how'd you get, you
hitchhike with this thing? I just, I
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need to do five.
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Are we going to do five or not?
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Well, now I'm thinking ahead.
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You said you're on, you said you're on
spring break, right?
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I mean, hell, I mean, where'd you guys
come in from?
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So why don't you just have his parents
come get him out?
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Because they're kind of far, you know.
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Right, three more hours in jail. That
would be rough, especially if he's a
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softie like you said.
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Yeah, but I'm really in a hurry here.
All right, all right, all right, all
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right. I'll level with you. I'll level
with you here.
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I'm thinking I could do tops.
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Top so I can do 300 bucks, but even at
that, you know, I'm only gonna sell it I
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gotta sell it which maybe gonna make a
hundred on profit and that's if it's in
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good enough condition and from what I'm
looking at I can't do five.
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So what I mean I'd like to take a good
look and check out the the integrity
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All right. Well, why don't we bring
this? Why don't we bring this to my
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office where I got a monocle and I got
a, you know, I want to go to your
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office. Well, I want to check the seals.
I want to make sure that all of all your
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plugs are.
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No, I mean, I got customers. And like I
said, I got all my tools back there.
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OK.
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Yeah, if you help me just loaded.
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Actually, you know what?
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I think I can carry it. Just carry the
whore. I mean, the whore.
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Shit. Careful.
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I got it. Don't worry.
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I got it.
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You can only do three because you dinged
it up. It's fine.
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You better be careful.
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It sounds like there's water in here.
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I want to take a better look at it
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No, I'm not don't worry about me
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Oh, yeah. There we go.
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Oh, watch the computer, Matt.
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Or else you'll be paying me finally.
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All right.
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Looks like we got the standard
one-person car.
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What in the hell were you and your
boyfriend doing on this thing together?
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We were going to go floating down the
river. What is with you and that panel?
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Better? I guess.
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Alright, now.
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Sounds like there's water in there.
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Well, yeah, we just came from the river.
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Like... Did you even get to go in or did
you get arrested before you got in?
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Oh, we went in. We went in. It's when we
got back that we got towed.
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Man.
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Alright.
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And y'all both fit in there?
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm pretty small, so... So what do
you think?
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Oh, yeah.
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Look at that.
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Look at that.
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Let me get in the paddle.
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You know what I'm saying?
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How am I doing?
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Am I ready for the pull circuit?
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It's looking pretty good, but we've got
to decide on a price for this thing
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here. So is this a one-person or a
two-person?
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It's a two-person.
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It's small for a two-person.
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It really only comfortably fits one
person, but I think you could sell it as
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a two-person.
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So you and your boyfriend ripped down a
river in this thing together?
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Yeah.
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Come on up.
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What do you mean, come on up? Come on
up.
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No, I think I'm going to...
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Stay right here. Nah, we need to verify
this whole two-person deal, because this
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thing is tiny.
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Nah, I'd be able to get a little bit
more money out of it if it's two-person.
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Fine.
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Just don't, just fucking keep your hands
to yourself, please.
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Hey, watch your language.
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Watch your fucking mouth.
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Hey, there we go.
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Alright. Two-person. Very nice.
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I like it.
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Wanna roll my panel?
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Your turn.
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I'm just gonna hold on.
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Uh, no, I'm kinda, I'm in a hurry right
now. We gotta, we need to wrap this up.
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Like, are you gonna buy the kayak or, or
not?
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Yeah, I mean, I'd love to buy it for
$300. Sounds great.
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Okay, but I need $500.
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That's what I've been saying this whole
time.
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$500, Steve.
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Um...
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I'm trying to think, you know, I don't
know.
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How long, uh, how much longer has your
boyfriend got in jail?
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I don't know. I don't know how long they
can hold him, but he's already been in
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there for like two hours. It's too long.
I mean, I gotta go.
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So are you buying the kayak?
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Yeah, for $300, I'll take it.
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No, no. We'll be back on, uh, my youth
days on the river.
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But I need five, so what are we gonna...
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So you need two more hundred dollars,
eh?
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Yeah.
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That's what I've been saying.
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Alright, well... This is what
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I'm thinking.
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Be careful with it.
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I'm alright. Don't worry about me.
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Well, I know you are, but the kayak...
Go ahead.
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Take a seat right up there.
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Let's work something out.
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Yeah, that chair's taken right now.
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There she blows.
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Alright now, you need $200, right?
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Yeah.
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Alright, so what I'm asking is, would
your boyfriend do the same for you? Of
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course he would do the same for me.
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What do you think? He's just like an
asshole or something?
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I mean, you said he's pretty aggressive
and all that.
249
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He's not tough enough to be in jail.
250
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No, he's a sweetheart.
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He's good to you?
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Very good to me. Why are you asking me
this?
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Well, because I'm trying to figure out a
way to come up with $200 more for you.
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Yeah, and he deserves to get out of
jail, so we need to come up with this
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$500 here.
256
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So what do you think he's doing in jail
right now?
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Probably being miserable.
258
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All right, well, you got $200 to make
up.
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Yeah. You want to get your boyfriend?
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He's been in there for two hours
already.
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So what do you say you just give him 30
minutes of your time and you can get out
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of here with $500?
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I'm not sure what you're asking.
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I'm going to just give you 30 minutes.
It's like a conjugal visit, you know
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what I mean?
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Like a conjugal visit.
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Yeah, except, you know, you're going to
get paid for this conjugal visit. And I
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ain't in jail. Your boyfriend is, so.
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No, I'm sorry. No.
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That just doesn't, that doesn't work.
I'm going to take my kayak and I'm going
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to go.
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You're going to lug it all the way back
through the shop.
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Back outside.
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Back out to the street. Then the
hitchhike back where?
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You know what? You're a sick fuck. You
know that?
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Whoa, come on. I'm in this predicament.
277
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fucking taking advantage of it. Oh, come
on.
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It's not fair.
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Just give me $500 for the kayak and I'll
be on my way. I can't do that. That's
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bad business right there.
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What, but $500 for a kayak and a blowjob
is good business?
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Oh, I don't want a blowjob. I want to
fuck.
283
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:21,470
Oh, okay. So we're stepping it up a
level then.
284
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Um, no.
285
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I don't really have any more bargaining
chips.
286
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I mean, like I said, you walk out of
here $500.
287
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And I'll even call you a cab to the
local jail.
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That way you don't need to hitchhike
again.
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And hell, your boyfriend will be out of
jail in 30 minutes. He may not even have
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to eat lunch there.
291
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You know what I mean by eat lunch there.
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Oh my God.
293
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,520
Why don't you suck dick so he doesn't
have to?
294
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,560
So look, all I'm saying is why don't you
get fucked so he doesn't have to?
295
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,320
All right? Like, I mean, think about it.
It's 30 minutes. I don't know if that's
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a good exchange there.
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I think it's perfect. Come on.
298
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You said he's aggressive.
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You said he was drinking.
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00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:15,420
Like, now you don't need to call his
parents. You get him out of jail real
301
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,420
quick.
302
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,359
I don't know. It just doesn't sound like
a good deal to me.
303
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,420
It really doesn't. I just, you know, I'm
not a prostitute.
304
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:28,260
I know that. I don't pay for sex.
305
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:32,770
what you're trying to do right now.
306
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:36,870
Oh, no, it's not. I'll take a donation
of your sakes while paying a little more
307
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:37,950
higher price for this kind.
308
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:39,850
Okay.
309
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:46,350
I see what you mean. Your prosecution is
illegal in this state, so... I'm just
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going to have to go somewhere else. I
don't know.
311
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,510
I mean, you're... Alright, that's fine.
312
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,270
But I've got to tell you, I've got a lot
of computer work to do here, so I'm not
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going to be able to lug it back out of
my office, back to the shop, and out the
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front door just for you to... So I had
to carry this thing out by myself.
315
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,550
Yeah Oh,
316
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:12,550
of course I am come on I'm I'm gonna
love this thing out of the shop
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and go God knows where else on our body
or Or, you know, my poor boyfriend
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can sit in jail, miserable, for the next
God knows how long while I try to figure
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out how to come up with this money.
You're not being very fair right now. I
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00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,840
mean, I get that. But at the same time,
I don't know your boyfriend, so I don't
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really care about him. I know you.
You're cute.
322
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,420
I like to get with you, you know. I know
you're not a prostitute. And like I
323
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,380
said, I don't really deal with
prostitutes, right?
324
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,960
I deal with girls.
325
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,700
I'm going to level with you here.
326
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,140
I'm going to shoot it to you straight,
all right?
327
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,000
Well, you've been shooting real straight
so far. I know. I'm an honest guy.
328
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:54,880
I run a stand-up business here. You're
so honest. I really am, man. I do this
329
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quite often, all right, where young
girls like yourself or just women in
330
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general are in a certain predicament,
and I tend to help them out with their
331
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,200
financial needs, all right? You are
disgusting.
332
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:09,579
I disagree.
333
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:12,280
I think I'm a renaissance man, honestly.
334
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:13,660
Oh, oh.
335
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,680
I'm an innovator. So chivalrous. I
agree.
336
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:21,340
No. It's a vestige of the last
chivalrous gentleman.
337
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:29,020
No. I completely... You have a small
girl in a predicament in your office and
338
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:32,480
you're trying to get me to fuck you for
money. I'm trying to take care of you
339
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,500
while taking care of you.
340
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:37,140
No. Think about your boyfriend. You love
him, don't you?
341
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,120
Yes. You don't want him to find out
about this.
342
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,160
No, which is why I'm not going to do it.
343
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:48,600
I think it's a wise decision. It's
taking care of your man.
344
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:54,080
Oh, me sucking you off is going to be
nice to my boyfriend. Absolutely. You're
345
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getting him out of jail so he doesn't
have to suck some guy off.
346
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,840
Okay, you're ridiculous right now.
347
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,440
Come on. You love your boyfriend, right?
348
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:04,959
Very much.
349
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960
So come on.
350
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,120
Think about him.
351
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:10,950
I love my boyfriend and therefore I am
not going to fuck you.
352
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,210
Okay?
353
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:15,990
First, I'm not... Oh, here.
354
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:21,070
Here's my last... Oh my God. Here's my
last option. Can we just... This is my
355
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,070
last bitch effort.
356
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,770
Can you put that away, please?
357
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:26,770
Just a second.
358
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:32,730
I don't even know what's going through
your head right now.
359
00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:37,210
I'm just trying to throw out a, you
know...
360
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,600
I'm going fishing right now.
361
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,980
Okay, you know what?
362
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:46,640
If I do this, you are not going to tell
anybody.
363
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,360
Oh, who the hell am I going to tell?
364
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,820
I mean, Jamal will know, but Jamal knows
what I'm doing.
365
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:55,460
You're going to do $550 and you're going
to call me a cat. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
366
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:56,580
whoa, whoa.
367
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,700
I'm going to do $500 and call you a cat.
368
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,580
Fine.
369
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,780
Happy? Well, not yet I'm not happy.
370
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,260
This is a really horrible situation.
371
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,420
Oh, it's not that bad, ma'am.
372
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:24,200
Not that bad. I didn't get your name, by
the way. What's your name?
373
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,600
Oh, my God.
374
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,160
My name is Dolly, and I have your name.
Nice to meet you.
375
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,620
Hey, you just touched my penis.
376
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,980
No, I did not.
377
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:34,899
Yeah, you did.
378
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:38,720
No, you touched my hair. All right, are
we going to do this or what?
379
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,660
I mean, I know you're in a rush, but
shit, I'm trying to run a business here,
380
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,700
too.
381
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,750
There you go.
382
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,350
I'll be your boyfriend for the next 30
minutes.
383
00:21:57,590 --> 00:21:58,590
You'll be alright.
384
00:21:58,810 --> 00:21:59,850
You're in good hands.
385
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,520
Let me take my shoes off.
386
00:22:49,739 --> 00:22:54,480
By the way, one more thing.
387
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,700
Part of the deal. No big deal. Just keep
going.
388
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,820
What the fuck?
389
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,659
What's that?
390
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:05,140
You said that no one was going to know.
391
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,300
And the fuck is that?
392
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,560
It's my little camcorder.
393
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:15,000
And how do I know you're not going to
give that to somebody?
394
00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:16,680
Well, who the hell am I going to give it
to?
395
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,480
I don't know. You're friends? You're a
fucking pervert.
396
00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:24,140
What friends am I going to give you? I
don't have any friends.
397
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,640
I work too much to have friends.
398
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,740
That's the only thing you said today
that I believed that you did that. Hey,
399
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:30,800
don't be mean. Come on.
400
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:39,600
If I find this tape anywhere, you are
going to get it.
401
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,560
Again? Sweet.
402
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,500
No.
403
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,090
Look into my camera while you sit in my
bed.
404
00:24:02,690 --> 00:24:03,690
What's your boyfriend's name?
405
00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:06,170
Jesse.
406
00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:07,370
Jesse.
407
00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:11,590
You can call me Jesse for the next 30
minutes if that makes you feel better.
408
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,460
I want you to suck that dick like it's
going to pay you 200 bucks.
409
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:49,200
Better, because otherwise... Otherwise
what?
410
00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,500
Oh, yeah, there you go.
411
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,240
Yeah, look at me when you suck my dick.
412
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,020
Suck it with no hands.
413
00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:38,690
That's pretty good.
414
00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:57,770
You're gross, you don't know that?
415
00:25:59,110 --> 00:26:00,110
I'm gross!
416
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:02,230
And why you sucking my dick?
417
00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:04,950
You could have said no.
418
00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:08,670
Oh, I had so many options.
419
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,150
You definitely did.
420
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,520
What's the problem there?
421
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:47,240
I'm just choking on it. Choking on it?
422
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,880
Jesse ain't got a dick like that?
423
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,200
I need to talk to you about my
boyfriend's cock size.
424
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,260
Alright.
425
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600
Suit yourself.
426
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,240
Oh shit.
427
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:43,240
Was I riding a horse?
428
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,380
Oh yes.
429
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560
There you go.
430
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,960
Lick the bean bags.
431
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,620
Struck it while you licked those balls.
432
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:39,040
I bet you were just going to survive on
the nuts out there anyway.
433
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:38,770
do that do that again that's when the
balls always at the top oh
434
00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:41,170
look at me while you do that though
435
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,780
You having a good spring break?
436
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,300
There you go, you put your oar to good
use there Gilligan.
437
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:34,100
Do what they do on spring break.
438
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,020
Who
439
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:42,960
you
440
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,699
talking about?
441
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,700
You.
442
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:05,560
Real nice little titties there.
443
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:23,280
Let me see them blue eyes.
444
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,340
Let
445
00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:31,500
me
446
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:32,500
see you play with them titties.
447
00:35:01,149 --> 00:35:04,570
Earn that money girl
448
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,240
Hey, turn around when you do that.
449
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:12,210
Oh.
450
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,480
Oh shit.
451
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,400
Oh yeah.
452
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,360
Oh, yeah.
453
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:09,660
Shit.
454
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:20,020
Oh,
455
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:32,060
yeah.
456
00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:20,210
Come on,
457
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:22,870
man.
458
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,460
Oh fuck.
459
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,820
East River Adam.
460
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,500
Bye.
461
00:45:59,839 --> 00:46:01,640
Oh, yeah.
462
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:19,510
Oh, yeah
463
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,980
Let me write me down here.
464
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,400
Yeah.
465
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:41,020
There you go Get your man out of jail
466
00:53:07,210 --> 00:53:09,170
Oh shit.
467
00:54:28,010 --> 00:54:29,590
Fuck yeah. You want me to come in your
mouth?
468
00:54:29,870 --> 00:54:31,470
Yeah. Come all over your face.
469
00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:34,950
Oh, shit, yeah.
470
00:54:35,630 --> 00:54:37,510
Here, get it in me. Oh, yeah.
471
00:54:41,270 --> 00:54:46,030
Oh, shit.
472
00:54:48,310 --> 00:54:49,770
Oh, yeah.
473
00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:52,950
Oh, god damn.
474
00:54:54,670 --> 00:54:56,890
There goes a nice stream for you to
paddle down.
475
00:54:58,759 --> 00:54:59,759
Oh, fuck.
476
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,780
Oh, yeah.
477
00:55:04,980 --> 00:55:06,100
Oh, yeah.
478
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,380
Oh, shit.
479
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,400
Dang.
480
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:15,480
You must take real good care of her,
Jessie.
481
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:16,780
Mm-hmm.
482
00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:20,080
All right. Back to business.
483
00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:24,260
So now I ain't got any cash to give you.
484
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,020
But here's what I'm going to do.
485
00:55:28,410 --> 00:55:29,410
All right.
486
00:55:29,610 --> 00:55:30,970
You don't mind getting dressed.
487
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,170
Well, what's your boyfriend's last name?
488
00:55:36,150 --> 00:55:37,150
Jesse.
489
00:55:38,150 --> 00:55:40,330
All right. I know the bondsman down
there.
490
00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:44,290
I worked with him a few times, gave him
a few loans, and hell, they bailed me
491
00:55:44,290 --> 00:55:51,110
out a couple times. So I'm going to go
ahead and call down to county, get the
492
00:55:51,110 --> 00:55:53,810
bail bondsman to release your boyfriend.
493
00:55:54,670 --> 00:55:56,150
Hopefully he'll be out in a couple
hours.
494
00:55:58,830 --> 00:55:59,830
Sound good?
495
00:56:00,530 --> 00:56:03,670
Yeah, as long as you follow through with
it. Oh, don't worry. I'm going to do it.
496
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:05,948
You better.
497
00:56:05,950 --> 00:56:09,090
I know Steve down there. He runs the
bonds down there.
498
00:56:09,830 --> 00:56:16,810
In terms of a cab, I guess
499
00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:17,990
I'll go ahead and call you one.
500
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,390
No, it's part of the deal.
501
00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:22,390
It is part of the deal, so I'll do it.
502
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:37,460
person all that oh you're heading to
503
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:41,320
and county meet uh
504
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:46,740
right that's the yellow cab right
505
00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:51,540
here use that wipe off your face
506
00:56:59,790 --> 00:57:01,110
You can have a seat if you want.
507
00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:05,110
Thanks, so gentlemanly. No problem.
508
00:57:06,830 --> 00:57:08,230
Hey, how's it going there?
509
00:57:08,890 --> 00:57:10,690
Yeah, I need a cab for a pickup.
510
00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:14,290
A young, red-haired lady?
511
00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:17,470
Yeah, yeah.
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