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Be honest with you...
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It don't bother me so
much in the daytime.
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It's at night when I lay
down and go to bed.
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I can't sleep. I toss, I turn.
It's hell.
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Do you eat a lot of dairy? Milk,
cottage cheese, sour cream?
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Yes, all of it.
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I'm not a doctor, but it sounds to me
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like you might have a lactose allergy
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or a lactose intolerance.
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Really?
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My suggestion is that you cut
out dairy from your diet...
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...completely.
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It's gonna be tough,
I love cheese.
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Hey, who doesn't love a
delicious Camembert
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on a cracker? Come on.
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"Camden-bear"?
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- [Larry David] Camembert.
- What the fuck is that?
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It's a-- it's a soft cheese.
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I ain't ever heard of that shit.
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Yeah, it's very good.
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I don't know how
I'm gonna do it, man.
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It's gonna be tough.
It's all I eat.
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I know it's hard.
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I had to give up
Marcona almonds.
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Is that like a nut?
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Yeah, delicious.
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That with some truffle oil and sea salt.
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Tremendous.
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I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
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Eh, okay.
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Larry David, you're free to go.
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- All right, okay!
- Oh-ho! Look at you.
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Lawyer's here.
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[Emmett] Stay in touch, buddy.
Good to meet you.
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Mr. David. I'm Joe D'Angelo.
I'm an attorney.
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Your manager Jeff sent me.
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Hey, Larry. Let me give
you my number, man.
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We can stay in touch, you know?
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Hey, you got a phone on you?
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- [Joe D'angelo] Sure.
- Mind taking his number down?
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- [Joe] His number?
- Yeah.
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- [Emmett] 404-892-8042.
- Okay.
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- [Emmett] Yeah.
- Yeah, I got it.
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[Emmett] Hit me up sometime, Larry.
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- Sure.
- [Emmett] Take it easy, buddy.
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- Thanks, fellas. Let's go.
- All yours.
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[Joe] Listen, Larry.
May I call you Larry?
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- [Larry] Y-yeah, sure.
- [Joe] Okay. Listen to me, Larry.
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Okay, I got you out on an ROR.
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They're releasing you on your
own recognizance, okay?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- What's-- what's wrong?
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- Nothing.
- Okay.
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I didn't know it was against
the law to give someone
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a glass of water.
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Welcome to
Georgia, my friend.
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All right, look, all I wanna do,
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all I wanna do is plead
guilty and go home.
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I want to get the hell out of here.
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That's the plan.
You plead guilty.
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I get you out of here by Monday
with a slap on the wrist. Okay?
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Okay.
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- Hey, let me ask you this.
- [Joe] What is it?
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[Larry] So, this guy flies me out here
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to make an appearance
at his birthday party.
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- [Joe] Right.
- And now he's not paying me.
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Let's stick with this
criminal case, okay?
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- And then we can sit down and maybe talk about...
- Yeah, I know, but you could see
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how upsetting the whole--
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Yeah, Larry! You're a hero.
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Oh!
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We love you, Larry!
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Look at this.
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Looks like you're some
kind of liberal darling.
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Huh? Ah.
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Get the hell out of here.
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- Come on.
- That's right.
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- Look at you.
- How could I not
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- be here for you?
- Oh, what a pal!
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I got an Airbnb for us.
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I got all your luggage there.
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You are all set.
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Hey, this is uh...
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- Joe D'Angelo.
- Yeah, we spoke on the phone.
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How are you?
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- Joe.
- [Joe] Yes.
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- [Jeff Greene] Yeah.
- Nice to finally meet you.
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Nice meeting you too.
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- A pleasure.
- [Joe] Yeah, definitely.
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Thank you for helping us out.
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Oh, sure. Listen, I'll tell you
what I tell all my clients.
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Don't worry.
You're in good hands.
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Nice meeting you, Jeff.
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- Weird.
- It's-- it's unbelievable.
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- It's insane.
- He looks just like Mocha Joe.
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Have you ever seen
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- an uncanny resemblance like that in your life?
- [Jeff] No. No.
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I never saw him.
I only talked to him.
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He was recommended.
He was like the best.
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But I have a natural
antipathy towards him
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because of Mocha Joe.
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Yeah. I'm so sorry that I hired him.
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Still-- still the hair dye,
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- still going with it, huh?
- Oh, come on. I like it. I do.
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- I don't think you do.
- [Jeff] I like it.
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I know you don't.
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I know you don't.
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You're not being honest with your pal.
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That's okay.
Let's go greet my public.
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[Larry] Hello! Thank you.
So nice of you.
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♪ ♪
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[Larry] Ah.
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- So, this is our rental?
- [Jeff] Yep.
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Oh, this is uh, this is interesting.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I actually read this in jail
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last night in the Scientific American.
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That for thousands of years
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humans have been putting on their shoes
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using their index finger
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- as a shoehorn.
- Uh-huh.
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And in some kind of
Darwinian way we've adapted
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and the index finger, in a
couple of thousand years,
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it's gonna look like a shoehorn.
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The fuck are you talking about?
Shoehorn?
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No, look, you can see
it's getting flatter.
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They look like the other fingers.
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What are you talking about?
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I think it's Bullshit American,
that's what I think.
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- Bullshit American.
- Looks like a shoehorn.
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What? What is this doing on the lawn?
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[Jeff] It came with the house.
You think I put it on the lawn?
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We didn't know it was
there until we moved in.
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Oh, that's-- that's awful.
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- Terrible.
- That's awful.
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Well, I-- I can't stay in a
house with that thing there.
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A bottle of water!
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I mean it's an outrageous law,
Willie, but come on.
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{\an8}You gotta take your hat
off to Larry David.
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{\an8}- Mm-hmm.
- It had to be done,
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{\an8}and-- and damn it, he did it.
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Oh, hey.
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What's-- what's-- what's
with that thing out there?
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- [Susie Greene] What thing?
- The lawn jockey?
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Oh, I know.
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- Well, it-- We're in the South.
- My God!
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- That's what they have.
- Oh, come on.
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We gotta-- we gotta get
rid of that thing.
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- You're not getting rid of it.
- I can't stay in this house
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with that thing outside.
I'm not comfortable.
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This is an Airbnb.
I gave a security deposit.
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Just leave it the fuck alone.
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You see what's going on here?
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{\an8}- [Joe Scarborough] It's a courageous stand.
- Yes.
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{\an8}You know, maybe it's not
Rosa Parks on the bus,
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{\an8}but you know, this is pretty important.
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- Oh, this is amazing.
- [Susie] Yeah.
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{\an8}I don't wanna get all preachy
about this, but you go back--
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{\an8}- What did Jesus say?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}"I was thirsty and you gave me water."
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{\an8}That's what Larry did here.
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{\an8}And I'm just wondering,
are Republicans, like,
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really going to push getting
this guy sent to jail?
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- [Susie] You go, Larry.
- How about that, huh?
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Wow.
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{\an8}This story gaining momentum, too.
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{\an8}Political figures, celebrities
across the country
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{\an8}reacting to Larry David's brave stand.
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{\an8}Larry David is about action, not words.
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{\an8}He saw an injustice
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{\an8}and he did what he could to right it.
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And that's what we need
today in America.
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- [Susie] It's a cause célèbre.
- [Bruce Springsteen] Larry David took a big risk.
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- Oh my God.
- [Susie] Yeah.
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He put his name and his
body on the line.
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You're like a hero or something.
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{\an8}- Wow!
- Involvement.
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{\an8}That's Larry David's middle name.
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{\an8}Larry "Involvement" David.
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Can you believe that?
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This Larry David they're talking about
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seems like quite a fellow.
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- He is.
- Well, that guy is.
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- [Larry] He's really something.
- But we know better.
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You must be exhausted.
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You want a cup of coffee?
I got coffee made.
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That would be great.
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- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.
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Hey what's, uh, what's
going on with Hulu?
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Uh,11 o'clock tomorrow
morning, we got a Zoom call.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Tomorrow you have a Zoom call?
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- [Jeff] Yeah, we got a Zoom call.
- I don't think so, Jeff.
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You're gonna have to change that.
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What the hell's the matter with you?
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Oh, shit.
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- It's your birthday.
- [Susie] Yes, exactly.
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- No Zooming on my birthday.
- [Larry] Oh, w-- wait.
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- No work on my birthday.
- No work?
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- [Susie] No.
- What? No Zooming?
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What is that?
A national holiday?
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Well, it's-- it's a sacred
day for Jeff and me.
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Is he allowed to go to the bathroom?
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- Can he go to the bathroom?
- Yes, he can go to the bathroom.
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And you can do whatever
the fuck you want.
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- Oh, don't worry.
- But Jeff is mine
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all day.
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Yeah, like he's ten years old?
Come on.
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You know, if I wasn't born,
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think the whole world would be shit.
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You know what?
If this was that movie
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with, uh, Jimmy Stewart...
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- It's a Wonderful Life?
- [Larry] Yeah.
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And the angel was taking you around,
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nobody would give a fuck.
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Very funny.
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Getting you coffee.
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This is just insanity.
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- Oh, yeah.
- And you know what?
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I gotta get her a gift.
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I don't know where to
go, what to get her.
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You know, it's always a disappointment,
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and I don't wanna break the bank.
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It's so frustrating.
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What a thing to go through.
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You have to think about another person.
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- It's just terrible.
- Yeah.
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- This is a possibility for you.
- Hmm?
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You don't wanna spend too much money.
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Yeah.
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And yet you wanna make her happy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You get two gifts,
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but you only give her one
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and see how she reacts to the one.
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If you see she's a little disappointed
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'cause it's just one,
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then you bring out the second.
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If she's happy with the one,
then you return the second.
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How did I not think of that?
So simple.
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- Look at that.
- Thank you.
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[Jeff] Wow. Thanks.
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What the fuck?
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- What is that, man?
- Yeah, I know. It's terrible.
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- It's terrible.
- [Leon Black] You know?
243
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,885
You guys had to walk by
him when you came in?
244
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,470
- No, we walked by there.
- Well, I-- I don't know.
245
00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:33,929
I just saw it for the first
time two minutes ago.
246
00:08:34,054 --> 00:08:35,557
You fist bumped this motherfucker?
247
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,143
- [Jeff] No, we don't fist bump.
- Hey, what's up?
248
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,227
You know what?
Let's put it in the garage.
249
00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:41,980
- This is crazy.
- You wanna?
250
00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,690
- Perfect. Let's do it. Okay.
- Yeah, let's do this.
251
00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,191
Jeez.
Get him the fuck out of here.
252
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,943
♪ ♪
253
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,029
[Leon] This is heavy, man.
What the fuck?
254
00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,655
- Are you guys doing anything?
- [Jeff] Yeah, I'm holding it.
255
00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,116
- Whoa!
- Oh!
256
00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,326
[Jeff] Are you okay?
257
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,870
[Larry] Oh, shit.
258
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,290
- Oh, man.
- [Jeff] Come on.
259
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,751
[Larry] Oh, man.
260
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,502
- [Jeff] Look what you did.
- [Leon] What I did?
261
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,546
I knew you would say that shit.
I had the heaviest part.
262
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,131
- You two weaklings--
- You got the heaviest part?
263
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,758
You volunteered for the heaviest part.
264
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,926
- You did it.
- You said you wanted to stay in the back!
265
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,094
- What're you talking about?
- [Jeff] You caused it.
266
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,429
What the hell happened?
267
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,347
What the hell?
What did you guys do?
268
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,058
- [Larry] We had an accident.
- Yeah.
269
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,309
Why did you even move the fucking thing?
270
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,145
This is not our house.
271
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,105
All right. Well, you're gonna
have to just find another one.
272
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,940
'Cause I am not eating
the security deposit.
273
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,276
You hear me? Go buy a new one.
274
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,321
Right now. The exact same one!
275
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,947
Can we do it on your birthday?
276
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,534
[Susie] Jesus.
277
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,535
All right. I'm gonna take a
shower and then we'll...
278
00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:40,288
How are we gonna find
one of these things?
279
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,956
Don't forget, we gotta
get Susie's gifts.
280
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,291
- Yeah, the gifts. Right, yeah.
- All right?
281
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,833
♪ ♪
282
00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,336
[Jeff] This is so damn overwhelming.
283
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,004
[Larry] Oh my God.
284
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,714
- I don't know what to get her.
- Yeah, I don't envy you.
285
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,050
This is an impossible--
286
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,260
Hey, you're the guy that
gave that lady the water.
287
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,429
Right, I'm the guy.
288
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,223
And you're the guy wearing a sweater
289
00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,766
tied around his motherfucking neck.
290
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,184
How about that?
291
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,602
[Jeff] Hey, right there.
Look at this place.
292
00:10:03,727 --> 00:10:05,438
- [Larry] Let's do it.
- [Jeff] Let's do it.
293
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,110
[Larry] This really looks
like a Susie store.
294
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,320
Look at this stuff.
It's pretty horrible.
295
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,696
What about this thing?
296
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,324
- Hey! Hey!
- Fucking perfect.
297
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,742
I'm going over to Sunglass Hut.
298
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,702
- [Larry] Really?
- I'm getting gift number one.
299
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,163
You two scout for gift number two.
300
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,873
- All right. See you in a minute.
- Yeah. Okay.
301
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,000
- This is stupid. What?
- This is her shit.
302
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,502
I'm looking to shop for
Susie? This is insane.
303
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,213
[Leon] What do you buy a person
who already has bullshit
304
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,506
like this bullshit?
305
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,133
Hey, you know what?
306
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,594
I got a big job.
307
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,679
Oh. Okay, okay.
308
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,057
I gotta drop kids off at the pool.
309
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,643
You think they have a bathroom here?
310
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,436
Oh, they have a bathroom,
311
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,481
but you can't use the bathroom
unless you buy something.
312
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,775
- That's how they do it.
- Ugh.
313
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,402
- Hello, gentlemen.
- [Larry] Oh, hey!
314
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,612
Hi, may I help you find something?
315
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,823
Oh, no, you know, we're just browsing.
316
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,491
We just got some gorgeous
wide brimmed hats.
317
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,034
Oh! Fedoras?
318
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,537
- Yes, fedoras.
- Oh, I love a fedora. Yeah.
319
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,830
Would you like to see any or--
320
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,456
Uh, y-- you know, uh, I'm wondering
321
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,167
do you have a-- a restroom
I-- I could use?
322
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,376
Oh, you have to use the restroom?
323
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,586
[Larry] Yeah.
324
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,753
Right now?
325
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,672
Kinda, yeah.
326
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,717
Um, yeah. Right this way.
327
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,886
- Oh, thank you.
- Mm.
328
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,681
♪ ♪
329
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,331
Look who showed up. Susie.
330
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,582
[Larry] Let's go.
331
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,083
Excuse me.
332
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,752
Is there anything else
I can help you with?
333
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,629
I know you were interested
in the fedoras.
334
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,005
I can show you those.
335
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,633
Yeah, you know, on second thought, um...
336
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:57,967
I don't think so.
337
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,344
Well...
338
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,429
...the restroom is for
paying customers only.
339
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,598
Well, I browsed with intent to buy,
340
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,350
but unfortunately,
341
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,477
I didn't really see anything
that was of interest to me.
342
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,480
In your previous condition,
343
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,732
how much would you have
paid to use the restroom?
344
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,152
Five hundred?
345
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,863
- Five hundred? Wow.
- [Larry] Mm-hmm. Yeah.
346
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,199
I cannot believe I found a pair.
347
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,243
But I found the perfect pair for her.
348
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,994
Fantastic.
349
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,663
I got mine.
What'd you guys come up with?
350
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,540
- What did we--
- Come up with?
351
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,167
- Well, we...
- It's gonna be--
352
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,044
- We've been browsing--
- All over the store.
353
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,755
And we've come up with...
354
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,549
that purse.
355
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,468
[Jeff] That purse!
That's perfect.
356
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,011
- Thank you, both!
- Yes!
357
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,097
- Wow! Great call.
- Yes. We found that
358
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,431
in the store.
359
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,934
See? I'm a customer.
360
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,519
No, he's a customer.
361
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,729
You're just his friend who
pooped in our toilet.
362
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,902
♪ ♪
363
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,428
- Can I help you find anything?
- Oh!
364
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,429
- Hey there.
- How you doing?
365
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,348
Good. Um...
366
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,226
interested in buying a, uh...
367
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,894
a lawn jockey they're called, right?
368
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,563
Yeah, that's exactly
what they are. Yeah.
369
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,481
Yeah. A lawn jockey. Yeah.
370
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,818
I noticed that they're all
pretty much the same...
371
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,446
you know, ethnicity.
372
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,613
Mm-hmm.
373
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,160
Wondering if, perhaps,
you have any, uh...
374
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,203
darker ones?
375
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,080
Darker how?
376
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,875
Black?
377
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,253
You-- you want a Black one?
378
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,048
It's not what you think.
Okay? It's not--
379
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,175
It's not what you think.
It's a long story. Uh...
380
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,010
Yeah, it's like 400 years long.
381
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,845
- Yeah.
- Starts in Nigeria.
382
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:09,390
I, uh, believe me, I have
the same aversion to them
383
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,184
as you do. Um...
384
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,852
But you're looking for one.
385
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,896
Yeah...
...again, it's a long story.
386
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,732
I have nothing to do with it.
I just have to replace it,
387
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,026
- really. Um...
- So you already had one?
388
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,652
Uh, okay, uh...
389
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,615
You know, this one, this one
looks very similar to the...
390
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,075
you know, the... the...
391
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,077
- The Black one?
- The Black one.
392
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,995
Let me ask you this question.
393
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,246
Do you sell...
394
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,291
black paint?
395
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,960
No. No, we don't have black paint here.
396
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,046
Shoe polish?
397
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,798
No, we don't have any shoe polish,
398
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,383
we don't have any tar, we don't
have anything like that.
399
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,342
Mm-hmm.
400
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,010
Okay.
401
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,261
You know what?
402
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,971
I think
I'm gonna get that one.
403
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,890
And, uh, I think
I can work with that.
404
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,313
It's white.
405
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,524
Yeah. I know.
406
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,194
Something about him, too.
I can't put my finger on it.
407
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,487
Why didn't you go to a paint store?
408
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,948
I looked. I couldn't find a
paint store that was open.
409
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,034
Susie will be here any minute.
What are we gonna do?
410
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,078
Got any... shoe polish?
411
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,455
I don't have shoe polish.
412
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,000
♪ ♪
413
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,214
What are you looking at?
414
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,560
- [Larry] Pretty good.
- [Jeff] This is great.
415
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,019
Great idea. Susie's here.
416
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,438
- What?
- Let's go.
417
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,150
[Jeff] Fuck!
418
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,069
- [Larry] Hey.
- Oh!
419
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,612
- [Jeff] Hi.
- [Larry] Hey, hey.
420
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,030
Okay. Hey.
421
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,824
- Let's see.
- [Larry] Huh?
422
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,325
- Yeah.
- Hey.
423
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,952
Okay. It's the same?
424
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,412
- Oh yeah. Yeah. I brought the--
- You sure?
425
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,830
I brought the head with me. Yeah.
426
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,956
You brought the head with you.
427
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,292
Huh.
428
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,919
Hmm.
429
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,591
All right. You're off the hook.
430
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,384
- [Jeff] We are off the hook.
- Don't do any more stupid shit.
431
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,220
- The three of you.
- No, no more stupid shit.
432
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,181
[Susie] Wasn't eating
that security deposit.
433
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,100
- No. Yeah.
- [Larry] Okay.
434
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,728
[Jeff] How about that?
435
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,021
How about them apples?
436
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,647
Great! Great!
437
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:22,857
All right.
Let's clean this shit up.
438
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,192
All right.
439
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,111
[Larry] So, for thousands of years,
440
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,405
humans have been putting on their shoes
441
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,615
using their index finger
442
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,366
- as a shoehorn.
- [Susie] Right.
443
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,661
And, in time, our index
fingers have been...
444
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,916
- [Jeff] Happy birthday!
- For me?
445
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,211
[Larry] Oh-ho! Oh, baby doll!
446
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,129
Oh, baby!
447
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,757
Sunglasses?
448
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,800
- Wow.
- [Larry] Fantastic.
449
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,636
You like 'em?
450
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,638
- I like 'em. Let me look at 'em.
- She likes 'em.
451
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,098
- She likes 'em.
- Let's see how they look on. I do like 'em.
452
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,725
[Larry] Let me see, let me see. Turn--
453
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,478
As many women from Long
Island would say,
454
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,438
- "To die for."
- [Susie] That's true.
455
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,483
And you know what? It's a nice
memento of our trip to Atlanta.
456
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,776
- Yeah, birthday gift.
- I-- I--
457
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,319
I love them. You did good, babe.
458
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,404
- You did good. Yeah.
- Thank you. I did good.
459
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,866
[Susie] Ah, the texts
just keep coming in.
460
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,535
- The birthday wishes.
- Oh, boy.
461
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,078
- Oh, jeez.
- [Jeff] What's the matter?
462
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,788
Oh, it's... I hate to bring this up,
463
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,122
but I got this, um...
464
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,083
meeting with my lawyer now, and...
465
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,960
- Oh!
- All right. Go. We'll see you later.
466
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,420
Yeah, I mean, the problem is,
I can't really go alone
467
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,172
'cause I don't know what
the hell I'm doing.
468
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,632
Oh.
469
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,384
If I could bring Jeff--
I know it's your birthday.
470
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,761
I'm sorry to ask, but
this is important and--
471
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,097
And I just need him there for support.
472
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,057
You do realize it's her birthday?
473
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,267
I know it's her birthday.
474
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,018
I tried to change it to another day,
475
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,936
but he said the papers had
to be filed by today.
476
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,940
All right, all right, all right.
You know what?
477
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,777
This is real life.
This is important. You go.
478
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,405
- Be-- Come right back!
- Back before you know it.
479
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,031
What is it, an hour?
Hour and a half?
480
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,700
It's not gonna take long at all.
I promise.
481
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,618
Oh, Sammy just called.
482
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,788
Oh, by the way...
483
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,332
- the upshot of the article?
- [Susie] Yeah.
484
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,167
That in thousands of years,
485
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,254
our index fingers are gonna
resemble shoehorns.
486
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,714
Check it out. You can see it.
487
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,757
You see the shape of it? Look.
488
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,926
Flat.
489
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,637
♪ ♪
490
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,682
- Oh, yeah!
- Unbelievable, right?
491
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,351
Look at this.
This is expensive too, huh?
492
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,894
- Yeah. Hey.
- Yeah.
493
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,896
You were right.
494
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,064
- Thank you.
- [Larry] Let's go return it.
495
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,277
Oh!
496
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,779
Another fucking gift?
497
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,282
You two sneaky cocksuckers.
498
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,076
What're they doing with that?
499
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,994
Fucking idiots.
500
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,166
Excuse me.
501
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,542
[Jeff] I'd like to return this.
502
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,880
- You wanna return it?
- Yes, please.
503
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,007
Hmm.
You feel comfortable with this?
504
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,467
I feel comfortable?
What are you--
505
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,469
- What are you talking about?
- After what you did?
506
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,512
What-- what did I do?
I didn't do anything.
507
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,057
Oh, I used the bathroom.
What a crime I committed!
508
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,267
I used their precious bathroom.
509
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,561
Hey, this isn't even mine.
I'm not even the customer.
510
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,355
He's the customer.
I didn't buy it.
511
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,106
Yeah, exactly.
You weren't a customer.
512
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,525
And you had no intention
of ever being a customer.
513
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,734
You just go into random stores
514
00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:14,612
and use them as your public restroom.
515
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,115
All right. Okay. It's enough!
Okay? I'll buy something.
516
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,618
- Okay? Will that make you happy?
- Yes.
517
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,994
What?
What can I buy in this store?
518
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,205
I have just the thing.
519
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,211
I think this would bring out your eyes.
520
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,046
Oh.
521
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,547
[Jeff] Mm-hmm, does bring out your eyes.
522
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,757
- Really?
- Let's try it on.
523
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,803
- Fabulous.
- This is amazing.
524
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,888
It's not the kind of thing
I would generally wear, but...
525
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,306
No, it works.
526
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,808
I'll ring it up.
A Southern gentleman.
527
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,101
- Poppin'.
- I'll take it.
528
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,311
- Yeah.
- Brings out my eyes.
529
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,813
That'll be 650.
530
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,984
♪ ♪
531
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:00,199
[Larry] All right.
This won't be long.
532
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:02,785
I'll text you when I'm done.
533
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,286
All right.
Well, good luck to you.
534
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,997
- Okay.
- Tell the lawyer I said hey.
535
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:08,916
Okay.
536
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,377
And I thought I was
gonna faint, you know?
537
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,212
And when I told him how thirsty I was,
538
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,715
he just went to the car and
got me a bottle of water.
539
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,008
- I understand.
- And it really made me feel
540
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,301
- so much better.
- I understand.
541
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,053
See? Thank you, baby.
542
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,763
[Joe] And how long would you say
you were on line at the voting?
543
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:25,808
It was over two and a half hours.
544
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,518
What a disgrace.
545
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,688
Okay, so look, as your attorney,
I just wanna be above board.
546
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,606
And, when we get in front of the judge,
547
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,483
you're going to plead guilty, correct?
548
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,193
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
549
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,945
Larry. Uh-uh.
550
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,321
I thought that you was gonna
help us fight this evil law.
551
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,782
- Uh, well...
- You gonna plead guilty?
552
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,076
What you mean you gonna
plead guilty, Larry?
553
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,661
- He has to plead guilty.
- No!
554
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,039
Larry is here to help us
fight for our cause.
555
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,791
Well, yeah. I am gonna fight.
556
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,501
You know, I'll fight it in my own way.
557
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,546
So what you mean is you're
gonna do it no way.
558
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,631
Larry. Larry, Larry, Larry.
559
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,215
I don't wanna go to jail!
560
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,427
Larry, people are thinking you a hero.
561
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,429
I thought you were better than that.
562
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,848
I really did.
563
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,475
I smell s-- Leon,
564
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,393
I smell something burning.
565
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,811
You better not be throwing no
spaghetti up in my ceiling.
566
00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:14,023
We ran out of spaghetti sauce,
so I had to use ketchup.
567
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,192
[Auntie Rae] Boy, what are
you cooking over here?
568
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,694
[Leon] I'm doing the best I can with
just Heinz ketchup and spaghetti!
569
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,154
You're still pleading guilty, right?
570
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,489
Oh, yeah.
571
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,990
Good.
572
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:26,410
Man!
573
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,205
This woman's coffee. Have you
had this woman's coffee?
574
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,955
It's amazing.
575
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,167
You know, I wanted to ask her
where she got the beans, but...
576
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,421
I, uh... It's gotta be
the beans, you know?
577
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,507
It's the beans, like my
old man used to say.
578
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,133
♪ ♪
579
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,843
All about the beans.
580
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,512
You don't have the beans,
you don't have the coffee.
581
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,680
You like coffee,
Larry? Hmm?
582
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,682
Try this coffee. Have a sip
of this coffee, Larry.
583
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,768
Good coffee is all about the beans.
584
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,353
I'm gonna ask her where
she get these beans.
585
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,188
You don't have the beans,
you don't have the coffee.
586
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,232
You want a cup of coffee, Larry?
Have a sip of this coffee.
587
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,192
Have you had this coffee, Larry?
You like coffee, Larry?
588
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,446
I c--
589
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:04,824
Can't do this anymore.
590
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:05,825
What's wrong?
591
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,369
You remind me of someone
592
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,579
I detest.
593
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,958
Sorry.
594
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,752
♪ ♪
595
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,548
How'd it go?
596
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,050
Fired the lawyer.
597
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,426
Mocha Joe?
598
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,428
Mocha Joe.
599
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,057
Is it a million degrees
or is it my imagination?
600
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,392
It's unbelievable.
601
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,644
It's scorching.
602
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,109
♪ ♪
603
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,236
[Larry] I cannot believe this
weather. Is it hot here?
604
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,737
This isn't-- Crazy.
605
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,573
It's like nothing
I've ever experienced.
606
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,740
Yeah.
607
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,119
Something you wanna tell me, huh?
608
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,374
- What?
- Where have you been?
609
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:58,085
Um... well, I went to the, uh, lawyer.
610
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,545
- [Susie] The lawyer?
- Mm-hmm.
611
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,298
You went to the lawyer. Uh-huh.
612
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:06,093
With a gift box, you went
to the fucking lawyer?
613
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,511
Well, it was just a show of my
614
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,221
- appreciation.
- Appreciation.
615
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:12,224
Oh, really? And how did
Perry Mason like his gift?
616
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:13,851
Liked it.
617
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,603
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, he liked it.
- Yeah.
618
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,396
You are so full of shit, both of you.
619
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,358
'Cause I saw you on the
video up in the tree house
620
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,902
taking that box out.
621
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:26,071
What do you got?
Like a Georgia whore
622
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,740
who you're giving gifts to?
623
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,282
No Georgia whore.
624
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:31,118
Yeah. Well, who the fuck
was that gift for?
625
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,787
I saw you all taking it out and
all, "Oh, look, I got it.
626
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,205
I'm all excited."
And you two high fiving.
627
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,334
- Who was the gift for?
- You.
628
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:41,003
You think I'm gonna
believe that bullshit?
629
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,254
Then where is it?
630
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,923
I returned it.
631
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,590
You returned it?
632
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,967
It was expensive.
633
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,094
- [Susie] So what?
- Well, you--
634
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:50,471
You liked the first one,
635
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,138
so the second one was unnecessary.
636
00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:53,933
[Susie] You couldn't give
me two fucking gifts?
637
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,184
What was it?
638
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,477
A purse.
639
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,311
[Susie] So on my birthday,
640
00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:02,942
you spent your day returning
my birthday gift.
641
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,069
Oh, that's a wonderful use of time,
642
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,487
both of you.
643
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,614
Oh my God.
644
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,075
Oh my God.
645
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,910
What's going on here?
646
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,248
What the fuck is this?
647
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,669
Hair dye.
648
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,796
All right, you two.
649
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,006
You have really gone too far this time.
650
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,134
Go out and get me a Black
jockey right now!
651
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,552
You better fucking find one.
652
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,680
And I want that purse back too.
653
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,807
It's Giuliani!
654
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,266
No wonder I thought he
looked like an asshole.
655
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,309
[Susie] Just go!
656
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,354
- Giuliani!
- Go! Go! Go!
657
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,233
Now! It's my fucking birthday.
You're ruining it.
658
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,653
♪ ♪
659
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,490
[Larry] All right, Leon.
Where do we go?
660
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,700
You gotta ride a little further out
661
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,284
if you wanna find one.
662
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,494
All right. Well, direct us.
What should we do?
663
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,287
[Leon] Just keep fucking driving.
664
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,580
I'll tell you where to fucking turn.
665
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,042
Look, this whole
Black lawn jockey shit
666
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,711
is bullshit anyway.
667
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,379
You know, it should be
something more respectable.
668
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,673
Like a fucking Black lawn doctor
669
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,925
with a stethoscope around
his fucking neck.
670
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,343
Totally!
671
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,012
Giving motherfuckers checkups and shit.
672
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,680
- That's perfect.
- O-- or-- or a fucking lawyer
673
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,015
- holding a briefcase and shit.
- [Larry] Yeah.
674
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,435
Oh, look, right there.
Look, look, look, look.
675
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,645
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good.
676
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,814
Hi, good afternoon.
I'm wondering, uh
677
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,358
if you might be interested in
selling your lawn jockey.
678
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,568
No.
679
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:29,987
No!
680
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,031
Get out of here!
681
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,036
- Yeah?
- Good afternoon.
682
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:38,746
I'm so sorry to bother you.
683
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,205
- I recognize you.
- Ah.
684
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,333
You're the wing nut that came down here
685
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,377
and is messing with our elections.
686
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,754
Yeah. Yep. That's me.
687
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,173
What the hell you want
with my lawn jockey?
688
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,259
My sister's an avowed racist,
and she's very sick.
689
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,886
I thought this might cheer her up.
690
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,432
- That sounds familiar.
- [Larry] Nothing. No luck.
691
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,978
Well, what are we gonna do?
692
00:26:03,936 --> 00:26:05,272
We gotta do something.
693
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,233
Who you calling?
694
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,736
Oh, hell!
695
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,821
Larry! What are you doing, big guy?
696
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,531
[Larry] Hey, Emmett.
697
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:15,907
[Emmett] Hey, listen,
I gotta tell you something.
698
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,910
I cut out dairy like you said,
699
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,828
and everything is better in my life.
700
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,122
I feel like a million damn dollars.
701
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,791
That's-- that's fantastic.
702
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,375
[Emmett] It's all 'cause of you, Larry.
703
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,170
I just can't thank you enough.
I wish there was a--
704
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,422
A way I could repay you somehow.
705
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,633
Actually...
706
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,676
Yeah. Be careful, it's fragile.
707
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,930
Got it. Now slide it that way.
Pull the bottom down that way.
708
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:41,225
- It's bottom heavy. It should be fine like that.
- There we go. Thank you, Emmett.
709
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,643
Yeah, no problem.
710
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,520
- [Larry] Thanks so much.
- Hey, my pleasure.
711
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,480
Larry, I'll tell you, ever since I--
712
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,691
I quit this lactose business,
I'm turning over a new leaf.
713
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,401
That little statue I
got from the church?
714
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,487
- [Larry] Yeah.
- That's the last thing I'm ever stealing.
715
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:55,280
Stay right there.
716
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,532
[Emmett] What?
717
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,826
- Don't you move.
- All right.
718
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,744
The hell's this?
719
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,330
Whoa!
720
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,873
- What the hell is--
- Go ahead.
721
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,375
This for me?
722
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,086
- Try it on.
- You got-- Oh, shit!
723
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,505
- There you go.
- Whoo! Good Lord.
724
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,298
You know, you do
Larry David a solid,
725
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:16,301
- that's what you get in return.
- God almighty, man.
726
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,262
Woo-wee!
727
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,888
Wow! You are a real
Southern gentleman.
728
00:27:21,013 --> 00:27:22,307
Fits perfect.
729
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,017
- Great to meet you.
- Pleasure meetin' you.
730
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:25,686
All right, boys.
731
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,063
Y'all drive safe, all right?
732
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:31,358
You come back to Atlanta any time.
733
00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,736
Ah! Pastor, y'all having a good time?
734
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,530
[Brooke] Yes, Miss Rae.
735
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,490
Listen here now. I want y'all
to eat as much as you can,
736
00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,242
- all right?
- Sure will.
737
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,369
Chester, you better put some
more ribs on this plate.
738
00:27:43,494 --> 00:27:45,330
One rib.
What are you thinking, boy?
739
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,332
- Yes, ma'am, I got ya.
- [Auntie Rae] All right, I'm coming.
740
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,792
[Larry] God, look at all these people.
741
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,377
[Leon] Yeah, church barbecue.
742
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,464
- [Jeff] All right. See you later.
- [Auntie Rae] Hey, Leon!
743
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,258
- Hey!
- Listen, is-- is Larry with you?
744
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,011
- Larry's right there.
- [Auntie Rae] Hey, Larry!
745
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,345
Come on, Larry.
Come on. Get out the car.
746
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,348
- [Larry] Hey.
- Everybody, this is Larry David.
747
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,392
Give him a big round of applause, y'all.
748
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,144
[Auntie Rae] Say, "Hi, Larry."
749
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,561
[Larry] Hello, everyone.
750
00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:10,522
Larry. See all these people?
They love you.
751
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,566
I know you not gonna disappoint them.
752
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,026
- No, we-we--
- [Auntie Rae] So come on. Uh-uh.
753
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,652
Get out that car and get you
something to eat, boy.
754
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:16,945
[Larry] All right. Okay, I'm coming.
755
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,655
All right. Okay.
756
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,240
Give him another big round
of applause, y'all.
757
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,243
Larry David. Yes!
758
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,369
Least I could do.
759
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,538
Oh, uh, Jeff, right?
760
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,498
- [Jeff] Yeah.
- Come on and get you some too.
761
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,626
You know what? I want you to
meet Pastor Sherman, okay?
762
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,586
Yeah. Hey, would it be okay
if I use the bathroom?
763
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,421
Oh, absolutely.
Right through there. Go ahead.
764
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,387
Hey, you see this guy right here?
765
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,348
That does not look like his jacket.
766
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,767
Let's light him up.
767
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:52,898
What the hell is this?
768
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,358
You gotta be kidding me.
769
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,068
Where you get this jacket, sir?
770
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,487
What? It was a gift.
771
00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,031
A gift? Why is the tag
still on there, sir?
772
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,992
Honestly, I didn't know it was on there.
773
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,744
Let me see your driver's license.
774
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,121
Shit.
775
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,541
♪ ♪
776
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:17,881
- Come with me.
- What?
777
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,633
- You're under arrest.
- This is bullshit, man.
778
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,426
What the fuck? Ow!
779
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,637
I didn't fucking steal it!
- Get in the car, sir.
780
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,764
- It was from my friend Larry.
- Yeah.
781
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,934
Some crazy old man I met in
jail talking about almonds.
782
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,435
Come on. Fuck!
783
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,895
Hey, Jeff.
784
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,313
How you enjoying them ribs?
785
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,440
They got a kick to them.
You know that?
786
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,985
- Ma'am, they're delightful.
- I'm glad you loving them.
787
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:41,321
Chester, I need you to box
up some more of those ribs
788
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,365
so that Jeff can take
them home with him.
789
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,368
Coming up.
790
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,287
Ah, Larry David. Larry David.
791
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:49,997
- I'm Pastor Sherman.
- Pastor Sherman!
792
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,623
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
793
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,125
Come on.
Let me introduce you
794
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,418
- to the congregation.
- Oh, no, no.
795
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,586
Uh, Saints, listen, listen.
796
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,714
- Listen up.
- This man!
797
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:02,092
This man is an inspiration.
798
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,095
- Oh, yes.
- It's gone a little overboard.
799
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,638
You see, Larry David...
800
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,640
Or-- or-- or should I call you
Larry Daniel?
801
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:14,187
Because just like Daniel, he
walked into the lion's den
802
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,731
without fear.
803
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:17,733
You know what? I like the
sound of that. Larry Daniel.
804
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,484
Maybe I'll change my last name.
805
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,196
You see, like Larry
is that powerful man today
806
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,073
for the Black community here in Atlanta.
807
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,076
What the... Hey! Hey, hey!
808
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:32,956
Oh, no. Don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't. No!
809
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,917
[Chester] What the fuck?
810
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,673
[Chester] Motherfucker's got a lawn jockey!
811
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,468
What is wrong with you, man?
812
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:45,761
It makes me sick!
813
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,846
[Larry] Oh, no, no, no!
814
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,184
Get out of here, man.
815
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:57,647
- [Larry] Hey, hey! It's not mine!
- [Chester] Bye, Larry!
816
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,400
{\an8}Mr. David, uh, you've been charged
817
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,153
{\an8}with one count of obstruction
of the election process
818
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,529
in the state of Georgia.
819
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,239
And if you're found guilty at trial,
820
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,283
you'll be subject to a
fine of 10,000 dollars
821
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,951
and up to a year in prison.
822
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:11,787
How do you plead, sir?
823
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:17,000
♪ ♪
824
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,046
- Not guilty.
- Oh!
825
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,340
Now, that's the Larry David I know!
826
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,510
{\an8}Trial set for 90 days hence.
Next case!
827
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:28,804
That's why I already made a big ole pot
828
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,555
of those put-yo-foot-in-it greens,
829
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,601
and I got some of that shotgun
shoot-it-'fore-they-run-now
830
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,812
spicy fried chicken!
831
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,480
- You know I'm going.
- [Auntie Rae] We going back to the house!
832
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,817
♪ ♪
833
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,550
♪ ♪
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