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♪ ♪
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[Don Winston Jr] Larry, we are so
excited about this show. Right?
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- We've been talking about it...
- Cool.
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- ...all week long.
- Is that so?
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All right, so just a little bit
of housekeeping right up front,
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uh, on the casting side of things,
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you guys are pretty keen on
this particular young woman
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to play Marsha Lifshitz, right?
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- Uh, what's the...
- Maria Sofia Estrada.
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Maria Sofia Estrada. Yeah.
Where'd you find her?
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Oh...
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- We couldn't find her on IMDB.
- Is she on TikTok?
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- Does she do theater?
- Does she do theater?
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Does she do theater!
You know what?
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Okay. Are you ready?
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- Yeah.
- [Larry David] All right.
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A friend of mine, his
daughter goes to high school
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and they're doing a high school
production of Romeo and Juliet,
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and his daughter was
playing Mrs. Montague.
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He asked me if I wanted to go.
Sure, I'll go.
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I love theater. Okay? Sue me.
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What-- what-- what am I, crazy?
I just love it, you know?
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I just-- I sit there, and I go, "Whoa!"
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It's theater, you know.
It's all alive. It's happening.
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But anyway, his daughter, sorry to say,
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she just, you know, didn't have it.
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- But...
- Mm?
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...the girl playing Juliet. Oh!
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My God, she was sensational.
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♪ ♪
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Can you guys believe it?
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My daughter's gonna be the star
of Larry David's new show.
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I mean, she was incredible.
I went backstage.
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I saw my friend's daughter.
I said, "Y--y--y-- very good,
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where's Juliet?" You know.
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And I went to find Juliet, and
she came in to audition.
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- She's like a discovery.
- Oh, so she read for you already?
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- She read, yes.
- [Don] Oh, wow.
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- Oh! The electricity in the room, forget about it.
- Oh my God! Oh my God!
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I'd love to see the tape.
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Well...
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I, um, I did not tell you this.
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What?
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I accidentally erased
the tape yesterday.
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I know.
I've been hesitant to tell you.
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Oh, my God, Jeff, why did you do that?
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- You fucking idiot.
- Yeah, I know.
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- You're a fucking idiot, you know that?
- Can I tell you something?
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- It's all right.
- [Larry] Yeah.
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- I am. I am.
- You are.
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I am. I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm so sorry.
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So no tape? Okay. Um...
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Who told you the tape--
Who told you to futz with it?
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- Look, I got a little crazy.
- You got a little crazy.
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- What do you want from me?
- Yeah, shut up. Just shut up.
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Bit of a ray of sunshine then.
Um, we have a kid we think
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- is fantastic for Young Larry.
- Is that so?
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- Yeah. He's...
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Dylan O'Brien, you guys
know Dylan O'Brien?
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- Dylan O'Brien.
- He's so hot right now.
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[Don] He was in Teen Wolf.
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Uh, he's in the Maze Runner trilogies.
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- We think he's Young Larry.
- Yeah.
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[Don] Attaching someone like Dylan,
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- this show goes for a very long time.
- Uh-huh.
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So, look he's in a band.
He's got a little pet project.
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It's Dylan O'Brien and the Entrails.
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- You know.
- They're great.
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Yeah. They are--
They're actually pretty good.
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And he plays guitar and drums.
Come to the show tomorrow,
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you know, bunch of young
people will be...
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- He's gonna be singing?
- Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna sing.
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If you're going, I'm going.
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- You going?
- So you'll go?
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- Okay.
- Okay, great.
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Rock concert?
Can't stand rock concerts.
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This is pure torture for me, honestly.
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So loud, you know?
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It's a nightclub. There's not
even gonna be places to sit.
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Exact-- and-- and we're
gonna have to go backstage
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and pretend that we
liked it, and it's...
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- Ow. What the--
- Who needs that shit?
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Geez.
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Fuckin' tooth is killing me man.
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- You got a good dentist?
- He retired.
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He did? I got the guy for you.
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- [Larry] Really?
- Dr. Thanapapalous.
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- He's fantastic.
- Well, maybe I'll go to him.
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You gotta go to him.
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However, if you do go,
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uh, there's a young lady named Angie.
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Uh, great girl. Great hygienist.
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I got her pregnant.
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And, uh, she got an abortion.
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- And, uh, yeah.
- Wow.
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Wow. Sorry. Holy cow.
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- One big headache.
- You paid for the abortion?
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- Of course I paid for the abortion.
- [Larry] Yeah, of course.
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Geez.
What are you supposed to do?
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She's beautiful flirted with me.
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- What am I gonna do?
- What do you got going for you?
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I don't get it.
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By the way,
I don't question it.
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- So that's over now?
- Yeah. We're not dating anymore.
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All right.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Pee before you leave, that's my credo.
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It's a good credo.
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[Don] Come on in. Hey.
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- Sorry to interrupt.
- No, no. Not at all.
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We were talking about you.
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I just wanted to let you
know that I was using
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- the, uh, the unisex bathroom.
- Yeah.
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The toilet seat does not stay up.
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- Oh, I'm sorry about that.
- You know, I was climbing
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- on the rim, okay?
- Oh. Oh.
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Then I was holding it up with my foot
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because that thing can't
come down in midstream
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'cause, you know, I don't
have the urethral discipline
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I had when I was a youth.
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You know? So...
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But it beat the alternative,
which is sitting,
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pants on the floor, you know what?
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Those pants go right in the incinerator.
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I swear to you, if those
pants touch that floor,
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I'm going home in my underwear.
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That's fantastic.
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- Anyway--
- Yeah. I-- I-- you know what?
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Thank you for bringing
it to our attention.
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- I will talk to maintenance.
- You'll talk to maintenance?
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Absolutely.
You got it. We're on it.
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Okay, you go back to your business.
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- All right, take care.
- [Don] Okay.
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- [Don] Thanks, Larry.
- Bye, Larry.
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And you're going to Asia with this guy?
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You don't even know him
from a hole in the wall.
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I like adventure.
New places. New man.
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- I don't know.
- See new things. Fuck yeah.
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- [Mary Ferguson] Yeah.
- I call her Deuce. Number two.
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- Mary Ferguson Two.
- That's right.
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By the way, let me give
you a little tip.
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- [Mary] Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
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- You're gonna be with this guy?
- [Mary] Yeah?
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Don't walk into any glass doors.
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I'll try not to.
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Okay. Well, I'm still hungry.
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- My steak was amazing. So good.
- Are you gonna finish it?
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Uh, no, I'm gonna save that for my dog.
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Oh.
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Can I have some?
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Uh, no I'm gonna give it to my dog.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- I can't have a piece of that?
- No taking it in a doggie bag.
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[Leon] Right now, that dog is
sitting home anticipating
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a doggie bag coming home.
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They're not expecting five
slices. Got five slices there.
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What if you brought home three
slices and gave me two,
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would that kill anybody?
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No, I'm gonna take it all for my dog.
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Humans should take
precedence over an animal.
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But pets should take precedence
over someone I just met.
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- So you're not gonna give me any?
- No.
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- Okay.
- Makes sense to me.
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You know what makes sense to me?
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If you wanna give your
dog all your steak,
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perhaps...
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perhaps you should pay for it.
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Wow.
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- Wow?
- Wow.
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No, no, no. That's not "wow".
This is wow.
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No, asking me to pay. Wow. Wow.
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No, no, no.
Dog over man. That's the wow.
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No, it's, um, "Oh, I want
you to pay for this meal."
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- That's a wow.
- Yeah. No, no.
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"I'm gonna give my dog
five slices of my steak
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- and not this guy." Wow.
- [Mary] Oh, oh--
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- That's wow.
- "Oh, you should pay for the bill,"
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- yeah, no, that's wow. "Go pay for the bill."
- Oh, no. Wow. Wow.
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- I got the wow.
- I got the wow.
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That's not the wow!
That's not the wow!
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That's not the wow!
That's not the wow!
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So listen, I don't know
what to make of this.
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Angie told me she's having complications
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- and she needs more money.
- From the abortion? Jesus.
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- Wow.
- What complications?
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Man, oh, man, that sounds a--
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That sounds a tad suspicious.
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She might be taking
complete advantage of me.
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How are you supposed to know?
She could say anything.
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Right. That's why you're
on a secret mission.
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When you're at the dentist,
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you need to find out what's going on.
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So when you go there, keep an eye out.
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- [Susie Greene] Hey, Jeff?
- Oh, you know, but you say he's good.
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But that touchdown wasn't a touchdown.
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- No, no.
- No way.
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- Hey, what are you doing here?
- Oh, we got to go, uh,
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see that kid play at a concert.
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- The young actor-- -Oh, the actor for the show.
- [Larry] Yeah. Yeah.
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- We got the new towels. Fluffy.
- Oh, they're beautiful.
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Feel this, new fluffy towels.
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- Not like your ratty old towels.
- What?
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What'd you say about my towels?
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I said not like your ratty old towels.
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Ratty towels?
I have ratty towels?
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Well, it's just a fact, Larry--
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It's not a fact, my
towels are not ratty.
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Well, don't take such offense.
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We get new towels every few years.
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You need to get some new towels.
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No, you're wrong.
I don't need new towels.
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Towels are better when they're washed
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over and over again,
like a pair of jeans.
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- They dry you a lot better.
- Okay.
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They're aged.
Because new doesn't dry.
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You pat dry, I rub dry.
That's the difference.
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You wanna keep patting dry, you
have the rest of your life,
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go pat dry, because you don't know
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the pleasures of a rub dry.
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Well, you know
I love the fluffy towel.
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- [Susie] You love a fluffy.
- Oh, my God.
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But when I wanna do a
quick dry, and thorough,
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I'd love to have some aged towels.
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- Can we keep a couple aged?
- All right, you see what you're doing now?
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You're turning him against
my nice new towels.
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- I didn't need your butt-in sky.
- All right, come on. We better go.
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[Susie] We're not keeping
the old towels!
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♪ ♪
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Can I get a champagne, please?
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Oh, my Lord. Look at this.
Look who's here.
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- What?
- Fancy meeting you here.
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I know. How's it going?
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- Good. What are you doing here?
- I came to watch Dylan.
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My friend Anne is his publicist,
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so I've known him for a very long ti--
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What are you doing here?
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We're scouting this, uh, Dylan O'Brien,
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maybe he's gonna be in our show.
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Oh. Well, it's fun to be here, right?
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- It's kind of seedy.
- [Larry] Yeah.
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A little ratty, like your towels.
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What?
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When I say ratty,
I think of your towels.
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Like my towels?
Ratty like my towels?
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Did Susie talk to you
about my towels? Huh?
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I'm just saying your
towels are old and ratty.
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- That's all I'm saying.
- Did Susie say that
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- to you recently, huh?
- Does it matter? I'm just saying.
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Don't talk about my towels,
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and don't say they're ratty,
'cause they're not ratty.
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- Don't say the word ratty?
- No, don't say the word ratty.
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Don't use them in your analogies anymore
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if something is ratty.
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A ratty towel has holes in it
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and you use it to-- to clean up vomit.
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So let's just agree to disagree.
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No, I don't agree to disagree.
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I disagree to disagree, and I
don't wanna hear it again.
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I love you, Dylan! Whoo!
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- Enjoy the show. We'll see you.
- [Cheryl David] You too.
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♪ ♪
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Let's go!
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♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
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♪ I'm gonna eat
A lot of peaches ♪
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♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
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♪ I'm gonna eat me
A lot of peaches ♪
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♪ Oh, peaches come from a can ♪
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♪ They were put there by a man ♪
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♪ In a factory downtown... ♪
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I mean, what else did we expect?
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- It's intolerable.
- My ears are bleeding.
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This is really one of the worst
experiences of my life,
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I'm not exaggerating.
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♪ Some sulking vultures
In the shade ♪
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Oh no, drums.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
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♪ I'm gonna eat me
A lot of peaches ♪
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♪ I'm moving to the country... ♪
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Thank you. Holy shit.
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♪ I'm moving to the country ♪
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♪ I'm gonna eat me
A lot of peaches... ♪
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He's eating a lot of peaches!
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He's...
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♪ With a rotting peach
In my vest ♪
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♪ I'm dreaming about you
Woman... ♪
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♪ And it was a big time
It's a small space ♪
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[Dylan O'Brien] The last peaches verse,
I think, best we've ever done.
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And we-- and we're gonna run with it.
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- Hey!
- This fucking guy!
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- What's going on?
- That was fantastic!
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- Is that so?
- Oh, my God. We loved it.
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It was amazing.
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Oh, I was clapping and swaying
and clapping and swaying.
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You have no idea
how much that means to me.
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I'm so emotional.
It makes me connected to you.
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You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry.
300
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What are you, uh...
You got, like, hearing aids?
301
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You got fucking tissue in your ear.
302
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,910
- Is that to block sound? No?
- Oh!
303
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:27,038
- Oh! Look at that!
- Can you believe?
304
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- "Hey, loved the show. Loved the show."
- Oh, my God, look at that.
305
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"Loved it so much,
I put fucking tissue in my ear."
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- No, no, no--
- Definitely not in there
307
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to block the sound out of the show?
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- Don't wanna hear it.
- Oh, no. There was a guy
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standing behind me.
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- Huh.
- So loud...
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- Screaming in my ear.
- Screaming in the ear.
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And he was drowning out the show.
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- [Dylan] Okay.
- And this way, I was able
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to drown him out and
still get the essence.
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I think you're full of
shit a little bit.
316
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To tell you the truth, it was
a tad loud for us, okay?
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All right.
See, that's all you got to say.
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We don't get music.
It's not our thing.
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- [Dylan] Okay.
- We're-- You know, we want you for your acting.
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All right. Listen, I'll
give you one more shot.
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You say you're a fan of my acting?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- What performance of mine
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really resonated with you?
324
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- Of your acting?
- Yeah.
325
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,287
Oh, you know, the-- the--
326
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- What have you seen?
- I've seen, uh...
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- You like the show?
- You know, the one where you were
328
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- in the kitchen cooking.
- Yeah?
329
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:14,919
- The boat movie.
- The boat movie.
330
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- The boat movie.
- Yeah. There's no boat.
331
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- There's no kitchen.
- You never cooked
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- chicken Alfredo with a friend?
- [Dylan] No.
333
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See, my art means a lot to me.
334
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,344
- Okay?
- [Jeff Greene] Uh-huh.
335
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Something I do out there
every time is profound.
336
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,639
Did you write that "Peaches" song?
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00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,016
No. Technically I didn't
write the "Peaches" song.
338
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[Larry] Huh. Okay.
339
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What would prompt a person to
sing such an idiotic song?
340
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Because the way it's
aged 20 years later,
341
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don't you see how relevant it is now?
342
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,525
- No, I don't.
- Okay.
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- See, I can take the honesty.
- Yeah. You can take it.
344
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- I can take criticism, you know?
- Of course. Yeah. You should be able to.
345
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- What great artist couldn't?
- Name one who could.
346
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- I'll tell you what. You're looking at him.
- Yeah?
347
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- You want the straight dope?
- Give it to me. I promise you.
348
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,453
I can take it.
I'm ready to grow.
349
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- In two words...
- Yeah.
350
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- ...it stunk.
- Go fuck yourself.
351
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I thought you said you could take it.
352
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,043
You think that you've got a shot
in hell at me doing the show?
353
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,919
- No, no, no.
- Listen,
354
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,339
- let's just cut the cord, okay?
- Okay, yeah.
355
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I'm a kind person, all right?
356
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,468
I'm a very peaceful guy.
Dogs are my life, right?
357
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,595
I started a restaurant where you can sit
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00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,681
and eat a meal with your
dog next to you outside.
359
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,059
- First of its kind.
- You didn't start the first one.
360
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,727
- I see people sitting outdoor--
- Show me one place.
361
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,813
Name one, name one other
restaurant that does that.
362
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,648
Where you can bring your dog outside.
363
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,607
Burger King.
364
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,443
- I gotta be honest.
- [Larry] Yeah?
365
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,070
I took an edible as soon
as the show ended,
366
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,696
and it's really starting to kick in,
367
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,907
so I kind of need to get
in my zone right now.
368
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,076
- Do some yoga, do some MDMA.
- [Larry] Okay. Yeah. Got it.
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00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,244
You sure you didn't take that
edible before the show?
370
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,623
- Get the fuck out, okay?
- Okay. Sure.
371
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,750
[Don] I got a call from
his manager, Larry,
372
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and, um, Dylan was offended.
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00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,171
- Ah.
- [Don] Yeah.
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Dylan is someone, as I said before,
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that we are very high on at the network.
376
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,262
I'm not sure, after the
conversations that we've had,
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00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,557
that this show works without Dylan.
378
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,018
You know what? I like the kid.
- He's great, right?
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I liked his personality.
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- Very charming. Funny.
- [Don] Great.
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Qualities I think I had when
I was a young man, right?
382
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,526
I think he's a perfect fit for the show.
383
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,319
I see him as Young Larry!
384
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,030
So do we, so do we.
385
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,907
So what I think would be appropriate
386
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,536
is, um, you know, some sort
of apology, some sort of...
387
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,579
- I will apologize.
- [Don] Fantastic.
388
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,039
See that palm?
389
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,582
That's what he's gonna be
eating out of very soon.
390
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,877
[Don] Well, I'm glad
to hear you say that
391
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,671
because if we can land someone
like Dylan, you know,
392
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,132
that helps us work with your unknown,
393
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,551
- Maria Sofia Estrada.
- Maria Sofia.
394
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,678
Which you guys are still
leaning towards?
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00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,805
- Absolutely.
- Oh! Oh, my God.
396
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,223
That performance...
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00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,808
We were wondering, um,
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00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,560
because it came up from
our morning meeting,
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would she, uh...
Would she go back on tape?
400
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,108
They wanna see tape, huh?
You wanna see tape?
401
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,109
- Yeah.
- We'd love to.
402
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,777
- We'll get you tape!
- Great!
403
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,612
Get out of here.
Of course, we'll get you tape.
404
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,031
- That would be great.
- Unfortunately...
405
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,618
can't do it right away because
she's out of town, so...
406
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,912
We can send her equipment.
We can get her a tripod.
407
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,707
- [Don] She can shoot on a phone.
- Yeah her iPhone's fine.
408
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,750
Very busy, very busy.
She's too busy.
409
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,252
Did she get a gig, is
she on set someplace?
410
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,546
No, no. She's, uh she's doing, um,
411
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,132
- Habitat for Humanity
- Habitat for Humanity.
412
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,800
- Oh. Wow.
- Well, good for her. Wow.
413
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,052
- That's commendable.
- [Larry] Pretty great, right?
414
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,304
Where's she doing that?
415
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,848
- In New Mexico. Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
416
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,725
Uh, why there?
417
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,977
Well it's close to Mexico.
418
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,064
And uh, she's got family
across the border
419
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:27,278
and, um, they like the fact
that she's working nearby.
420
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,197
Okay. Well, you know,
as soon as she's free,
421
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,407
we'd love to get her back on
tape, and that would, um...
422
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,367
- That would-- That would--
- All right. Well, thank you.
423
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,912
- [Don] Yeah. Thank you guys--
- Oh, you know, um...
424
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,915
Just... one more thing before we go.
425
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,500
Yeah.
426
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,336
I used that unisex bathroom
before the meeting.
427
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,795
- Mm-hmm.
- [Larry] And I noticed
428
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,965
that the seat, it's
still not staying up.
429
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,008
Oh.
430
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,135
Did you talk to the maintenance guy?
431
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,930
Uh, yeah, I did, right after we spoke.
432
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,973
Hm. You know, it's an odd thing.
433
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,934
'Cause those maintenance guys,
they're usually right on it,
434
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,769
you tell them something,
they do it right away,
435
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,730
especially from, you know,
the big-- the big cheese.
436
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,273
It's a big building.
You know?
437
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,858
Lots of, uh... Lots of things.
438
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,401
- All right. Sounds good.
- [Don] Yeah.
439
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,819
- Okay. Yeah.
- All right. Great.
440
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,696
[Jeff] So are you gonna
apologize to the actor?
441
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,448
Apology? I don't think
that's gonna cut it.
442
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,325
Nope. Got to come up with
something different.
443
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,410
Yeah. Something...
444
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,746
- Big. Good. Yeah.
- Something... Something... Something interesting.
445
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,666
Julio, hi!
446
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,751
- How are ya?
- Good.
447
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,754
Julio works in the building
where my dentist's office is.
448
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,464
Oh, yeah?
And you also work here?
449
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,550
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, you spoke to Don Jr.
450
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,468
About the toilet seat
that, uh, won't stay up?
451
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:36,013
No. No one said anything
about a broken toilet seat.
452
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,932
Don Jr. didn't talk to
you about a toilet seat
453
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,101
on the sixth floor bathroom
that won't stay up?
454
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,061
Nobody's talked to me about a
toilet that doesn't stay up.
455
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,438
Maybe he spoke to somebody else?
456
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,940
If it was broken, they
would speak to me,
457
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,692
'cause I fix everything in the building.
458
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,486
Why would he tell me he spoke
to you when he didn't?
459
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,530
Junior.
460
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,285
Fucking Junior!
461
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,247
[Larry] I notice you got
arrival time here.
462
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,748
Why do you need arrival time?
463
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,459
I can see appointment time,
but the arrival time,
464
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,629
- that I don't get.
- Just standard policy.
465
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,631
- Can I be honest with you?
- Sure.
466
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,884
If my arrival time was after
my appointment time,
467
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,429
I think I would lie about
the arrival time.
468
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,472
Why would you lie?
469
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,349
I don't know. I'd feel like
I'm not being a good patient.
470
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,018
We just like to keep track of things.
471
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,645
Yeah, keep track of what an
uncooperative patient I am.
472
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,980
Are you?
473
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,816
Well, I'm saying hypothetically,
I could be,
474
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,444
but you'd never know, because
I would lie about it anyway.
475
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,779
If you could just put
down your arrival time.
476
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,865
Here's the Wilson file for you, okay?
477
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,116
- Thanks, Angie.
- Yeah, of course.
478
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,618
- Angie?
- Hmm?
479
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,286
I'm Larry David,
I'm a friend of Jeff Greene.
480
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,121
He's the one who recommended
me to come here.
481
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,539
- Oh Jeff's so cool.
- [Larry] Yeah.
482
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,790
- Love Jeff.
- [Angie] Yeah.
483
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,001
So I guess I'll see you
in a minute in the back.
484
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,252
- Okay.
- [Angie] Okay.
485
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,129
Oh, I
love those earrings.
486
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,298
- They're new.
- Are they diamonds?
487
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,383
- [Angie] Yes, they are!
- Means they're expensive.
488
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,135
[Angie] I know, I treated myself.
489
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,720
And I don't wanna feel
guilty about that.
490
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,555
- You shouldn't. No.
- I shouldn't. And I won't.
491
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,973
I like that.
492
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,769
West Side Dental group.
493
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,936
You took the middle?
494
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:13,234
♪ [Greek music playing over speaker] ♪
495
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,324
[Dr. Thanapapalous] Okay, Mr. David.
496
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,326
How we doing?
We taking good care, huh?
497
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,369
Oh, I'm having such a blast.
498
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,330
I wish I could come every day.
499
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,623
Somehow, I don't believe you.
500
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,249
Let me ask you something.
501
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,042
And please, don't take
this the wrong way.
502
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:32,421
How does it feel to know that
nobody wants to see you?
503
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,590
Well, they probably have
problems with other dentists,
504
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,217
but once they come here,
they wanna come back.
505
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,885
Everybody comes back to this one.
506
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,929
I know, but they don't
want to come back.
507
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,181
Okay. Whatever you say, then.
Let's get down to work, okay?
508
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,475
All right. So we just made
the impression, so now...
509
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,727
- [Angie] Everything looks good...
- ♪ [Greek music continues] ♪
510
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,979
[Thanapapalous] ...make you a temporary
crown. You listening to me?
511
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,773
And then you come back in a week,
512
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,650
and we'll put the permanent
in, and that's it.
513
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,902
And then you don't have to see me anymore!
514
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,780
No hard foods, no hard candy,
taffy, things like that.
515
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,032
- Chewing on apples, okay?
- ♪ [Greek music playing] ♪
516
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,494
Now, let me just take a
look at your X-rays.
517
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,663
[Angie] No. I'm serious.
Four and a half years,
518
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,540
I've not taken a single day off.
519
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,417
So I deserve like, honestly,
like a six-month long vacation.
520
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,169
I haven't even taken a Saturday off...
521
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,380
♪ [Greek music playing] ♪
522
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,465
- [Angie] I try and eat healthy...
- Could you do me a favor?
523
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,800
[Thanapapalous] Sure. What?
524
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,176
Could you turn the music down, please?
525
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,720
You want me to turn
down the Greek music?
526
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,180
- Yeah.
- This is a Greek office.
527
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,557
Yeah, I understand.
528
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,393
But still, it just--
it feels wrong here.
529
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,436
It's the music of my ancestors.
530
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,314
Yeah. Not necessarily the music
of your patients, though.
531
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,191
Oh, well, I'm so sorry
I offended you.
532
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,693
You're not offending me.
533
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:36,944
I just-- I'm just asking
you to turn it down.
534
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,487
You're coming into my office,
535
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,946
and you're telling me what to do.
536
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,615
I'm not telling you,
I'm asking you.
537
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,242
What? Does this really
bother you that much?
538
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,785
- Don't take it personally.
- Well, I am!
539
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,996
You come in here and you tell
me you don't like the music,
540
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,749
that it's annoying to you, that
you don't like Greek music?
541
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,459
- Yeah.
- You don't like it? Go.
542
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,462
You wanna leave? Okay.
We're done here. Fyge!
543
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,505
- You're kicking me out?
- Yes, I'm kicking you out.
544
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,549
- Fine. Good.
- Okay, good. We're done.
545
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,468
But you didn't finish!
You gotta put the crown in.
546
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,344
I can't-- I-- I--
My mouth is no good!
547
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,222
I don't give a skatá about your crown!
548
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,183
And you were late, anyway.
549
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,268
Maláka!
550
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,605
♪ [Greek music continues playing] ♪
551
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,238
- Julio?
- Yeah. Yes, sir.
552
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,240
Boy, you really get around!
553
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,492
So let me ask you something.
554
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,660
Don Jr. still hasn't spoken to you?
555
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,205
No. And I was there yesterday.
On his floor.
556
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,457
Well...
557
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,751
I just-- I don't know what to say.
558
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,878
I mean, it's-- it's remarkable.
559
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,589
- Yep.
- Junior, Don Jr.
560
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,757
Have a good day.
561
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,592
Asshole.
562
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,011
[Larry] So the music is blaring.
563
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,223
Going to the dentist,
it's excruciating enough
564
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,226
without hearing that music.
That makes it ten times worse.
565
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,936
That Greek music is very specific.
566
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,104
You know what I mean?
I put that shit in the category
567
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,773
of that fucking Feta cheese.
You gotta be into that shit.
568
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,692
- Do you like Feta cheese?
- No. Fuck that.
569
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,361
I don't think mice like that shit.
570
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,905
What you should do is this,
you send that email
571
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,490
before you go to the dentist.
572
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,325
You know? Let them know
what you wanna hear.
573
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,952
What kind of music does
your dentist play?
574
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,537
He plays what the fuck
I tell him to play.
575
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,996
It's like playlist courtesy.
576
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,623
But what do you generally
listen to on the chair?
577
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:17,795
One, stripper music, or
two, bossa nova. See?
578
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,672
- One is for taking off your clothes.
- Mmm.
579
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,507
And one is for putting clothes on.
580
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:22,967
- I like bossa nova.
- I love bossa nova.
581
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,760
- Brazilian, you know? Yeah.
- Ooh.
582
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,178
- I love that music.
- Hi, guys.
583
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,596
- [Leon] Hey!
- Hi, honey.
584
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,098
How you doing?
585
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:30,724
How you doing? All right.
586
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,768
So you have everything you
need for taking care of him?
587
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,478
Oh, yeah.
We're gonna have a good time.
588
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,980
What? What do you mean?
589
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,690
What do you mean, taking care of him?
590
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,275
I'm gonna be taking care
of the dog for a few days
591
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,818
while she does the little job thing.
592
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,653
The dog's staying here for a few days?
593
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,113
- Yeah.
- Are you serious?
594
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,614
You don't think you could have asked me?
595
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,324
You guys are gonna have so much fun.
596
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,201
You're gonna say, "The whole
time you were in Asia,
597
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,369
I wanna take care of Angel Muffin."
598
00:22:51,494 --> 00:22:53,580
- Who? What?
- Angel Muffin.
599
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,040
- Angel Muffin?
- [Mary Ferguson] Yeah.
600
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,876
- Angel Muffin?
- Yes.
601
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,295
That's her name? Angel Muffin?
602
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,504
His name.
603
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,715
Him. Him?
You named a male Angel Muffin?
604
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,217
- [Mary] I did. I did.
- Why?
605
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,470
Because when I saw him at the
rescue, that's the name
606
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,347
that popped into my head,
Angel Muffin.
607
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,267
There's no gender to angels or muffins.
608
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,810
You gotta be kidding.
609
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,061
That's like a-- a five-year-old
would name their dog that.
610
00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:19,148
- You're gonna fall in love with this damn dog too.
- You are.
611
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,608
I could never say that name out loud.
612
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,026
Never. It's too humiliating.
613
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,736
I would never shout out that name
614
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,446
under any circumstances.
615
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,114
Well, you have to, that's
all he responds to.
616
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,199
- [Leon] Angel Muffin!
- [Mary] Come say hi to Larry.
617
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,743
Angel Muffin. See?
618
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:31,869
[Leon] You can't just
call a dog anything,
619
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,329
motherfucker won't turn around.
620
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:34,872
Hey, hey.
Stop scratching the pillow!
621
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,416
What's going on here? Hey. Hey!
622
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,959
Angel Muffin, stop.
623
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,211
[Leon] See, you gotta say
Angel Muffin first,
624
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,340
- then you say stop.
- Angel Muffin, off the couch.
625
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,925
That's it. Easy.
626
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,843
Oh, by the way, how did
the dog enjoy the steak?
627
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,471
He didn't, actually.
It made him really sick.
628
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,723
- Oh.
- Yeah. He's been throwing up.
629
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,391
Wait a second.
Throwing up? Where?
630
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:55,392
All over the place.
631
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,269
Well, what's he doing in the house?
632
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,811
- Get him out of the house!
- It'll be fine.
633
00:23:58,938 --> 00:23:59,980
I don't want the dog in the house.
634
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,066
What the fuck?
635
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,777
Oh, Angel Muffin.
How are you doing?
636
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,321
- [Mary] He's sick. He's sick.
- What? Come on!
637
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,282
I told you! Look at that!
638
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,659
Oh, poor baby.
639
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:12,868
Angel Muffin, up!
640
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,119
Oh, look at that.
641
00:24:15,244 --> 00:24:17,539
Now this is how your towels should feel.
642
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,209
Ooh.
643
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:23,420
Okay. So, Angie the hygienist.
What do you got for me?
644
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,757
I know she was showing off
these new diamond earrings.
645
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,009
And she said, "Well,
I'm treating myself."
646
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,178
- She's treating herself.
- Yeah, treating herself.
647
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,222
- With your money.
- With my money.
648
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,517
Also, I heard something about
how she never took a day off.
649
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,519
- Who doesn't take a day off for an abortion?
- Yeah.
650
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,729
How do you get an abortion
then clean someone's teeth
651
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,815
- in the same day?
- Not unless you're a sociopath.
652
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,608
You might be getting taken.
653
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,569
But the thing is, I don't know.
And I wanna do what's right.
654
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:50,071
- Exactly.
- We need definitive proof.
655
00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:51,907
You know what we need?
Private detective.
656
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,034
You know who we need?
Mr. Barnaby Jones.
657
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,619
Is this big enough for him to take?
658
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,744
Oh, most definitely.
659
00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:58,497
- Going into the office...
- Yeah.
660
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,374
"Mr. Jones, here's our problem."
661
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,917
Yeah.
662
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,669
No, you want Barnaby Jones on this case.
663
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,129
- Thank you so very much.
- You're so welcome.
664
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,964
- [Larry] Thank you.
- Hello, hello, hello!
665
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,382
- [Jeff] Hey, hey, hey.
- [Larry] Hey, hey.
666
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,590
- You started already?
- Yeah.
667
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,301
Oh, God, you couldn't wait?
668
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:12,886
Now what kind of behavior is that?
669
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,388
Who wants to wait?
What's the point?
670
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,057
What is this meshugaas I'm hearing
with you at the dentist?
671
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,350
What the hell happened?
672
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,477
By the way, you could've
warned me about the music.
673
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,229
- [Susie] Jeff loves it.
- I tune it out.
674
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,231
But listen, you gotta
talk to him for me,
675
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,733
because I-- I need the--
676
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,359
He's got the crown.
I need the crown.
677
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,652
I'll work it.
Don't worry about it.
678
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,987
- Thank you.
- I'll work it.
679
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,780
Oh, you ran into Cheryl,
I heard.
680
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,782
Yeah. What are you talking about
my towels to Cheryl for?
681
00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,577
Well, I thought Cheryl
would be interested.
682
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,244
- Interested? Why? Who cares?
- In that the towels
683
00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:40,122
went downhill since she lived with you.
684
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,498
Stop gossiping about my towels.
685
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,167
- They're none of your business.
- All right!
686
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,085
And you know what?
I'm getting new towels now,
687
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,462
and I'm gonna make them ratty,
688
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,213
and in ten years, you're gonna see
689
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,882
- some great towels.
- You're getting new towels,
690
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,425
you're gonna make them ratty, how?
691
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,885
You wash and you wash and you wash,
692
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,845
and then you hit 'em against a rock,
693
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,513
you hit 'em against the rock,
and then you age your towels,
694
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,724
until I get it right,
but it takes years.
695
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,184
You got a big rock in your backyard?
696
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,186
Yes, yes.
I have a rock in my backyard.
697
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,395
And you use it for aging towels?
698
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,646
Aging towels, yes.
699
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,440
You know what, if your
towels weren't so ratty
700
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,691
I wouldn't have to talk about them.
701
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,359
You wanna talk about me? Fine.
702
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:10,861
You wanna talk about my
relationships? Fine.
703
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,030
Do not discuss my towels.
704
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,200
So what's going on with the
casting and everything?
705
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,035
- Everything good?
- Oh, yeah.
706
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,121
We got to figure out what to
do about this Dylan O'Brien.
707
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,332
We need to somehow apologize,
708
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,042
but that's not gonna do anything.
709
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,086
- So maybe a gift.
- What kind of gift?
710
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,755
- I don't know. I don't know.
- What does he like?
711
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,298
I don't know what he likes.
712
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,592
I know nothing except that he
likes dogs, which we know.
713
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,010
Yeah, we know he likes dogs.
714
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,012
[Jeff] He's just crazy about dogs.
715
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,515
Loves them.
He can't get enough of dogs.
716
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,266
♪ ♪
717
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,477
How do you do?
718
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,479
[Larry] Who's such a good doggy?
719
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,648
Who's such a good boy?
720
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:50,317
- Who's a good boy?
- Larry?
721
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,320
- Hey.
- [Dylan] Hey.
722
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,905
What are you doing at my place?
723
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,534
Oh! Oh, this is the place
you were telling me about.
724
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:01,494
- Yeah. Yeah. It's my restaurant.
- Oh, wow.
725
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:02,704
What do you got--
Are you walking a dog?
726
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,374
Oh, do I have a dog!
I sure do. Look at this guy.
727
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:06,542
[Dylan] Oh, wow.
728
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,377
You didn't mention that you had a dog.
729
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,629
No I've had him about
two and a half years.
730
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,005
He a rescue or you get him-- You
didn't get him from a breeder, right?
731
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,757
- No. A literal rescue.
- Oh.
732
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,635
Crazy story.
I'm walking down 26th Street,
733
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,430
and I hear this whimper
coming from a dumpster.
734
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,640
That's so fucked up.
735
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,350
I go over there, and I
hear the whimper again.
736
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,018
- It gets louder.
- He's scared.
737
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,438
I dive into that dumpster.
It was disgusting.
738
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,648
I had ravioli all over me.
739
00:27:30,773 --> 00:27:32,192
I sift through the garbage.
740
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,696
I come out with this amazing miracle.
741
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,656
- Unbelievable.
- Took him home, gave him a bath.
742
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,367
- He's my best friend. We watch TV together.
- Yeah?
743
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,787
He retrieves golf balls.
I hit 'em at the high school.
744
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,289
- No way.
- I love this kid.
745
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,458
Aren't they amazing?
Dogs save your life.
746
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,003
- Kiss, kiss, kiss.
- [Dylan] Aw!
747
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:55,840
Sorry. I can't. Dogs are just my whole heart, so...
748
00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,217
- Why don't you join me?
- Really?
749
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,052
Yeah. Bring that little
guy over here. Come on.
750
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,097
Oh, I'd love to.
That would be great. Yeah.
751
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,391
What's, uh... so, what's
your little guy's name?
752
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,727
- What's up, little sweetie?
- Oh. Oh, uh, Dumpster.
753
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,896
- Dumpster? Right. 'Cause you found him...
- Found him in a dumpster.
754
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,439
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
755
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:13,150
Oh, shut up. Shut up.
756
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,276
You shouldn't talk to him like that.
757
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,320
No, no, no, no.
You got to be strict with these.
758
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,821
Yeah. You gotta be strict.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
759
00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:20,782
Hey, by the way...
760
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,993
I just wanna apologize again
for the other night.
761
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,162
- The tissue thing.
- Uh, yeah. The tissue thing.
762
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,830
Look. You know, I'm sorry, too.
763
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,249
'Cause I can get a little testy.
764
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,084
Yes, of course.
You're a sensitive artist. Yes.
765
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,961
To be honest,
I reflected on that night,
766
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,422
and I think I was feeling a lot
of insecurities, you know?
767
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,299
- And I'm actually kind of glad I ran into you...
- Yeah.
768
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,051
...because I'm seeing a new
side of you today, that--
769
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,969
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
770
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,638
[Dylan] Oh, you want daddy?
What's that? You gotta poopie?
771
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,640
You gotta do a poopie?
You know what?
772
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,975
- [Larry] He's gotta go poopie!
- I think it's poopoo time.
773
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,602
Listen, I'll be right back,
774
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,604
and why don't we talk a little
more about Young Larry?
775
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,814
Oh! Yeah!
776
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:53,982
- Great.
- All right.
777
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,525
- I'll be back.
- Okay.
778
00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:58,779
Ugh, shut up.
779
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,032
- Okay.
- [Angie] I can't wait.
780
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,243
I am so excited.
I've never been here for lunch.
781
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,078
I've heard so much about this place.
782
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,913
- Oh, it's expensive.
- No, don't worry about it.
783
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,289
I'm gonna get it. Yeah.
784
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,124
- Okay.
- It's on me.
785
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,584
[Larry whispering] Shut up.
786
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,419
So, I'm gonna be taking some time off.
787
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,546
- You are?
- Yes. Because I'm gonna go
788
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,799
on a 10-day retreat.
789
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,550
Shh. Quiet. Quiet.
790
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,470
Costa Rica? That's a little far.
791
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,888
Read about a quarters.
792
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,598
I'm gonna go into this,
like, four-star resort...
793
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,100
Don't bark! Shut up!
794
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,309
Bad doggy. Bad dog.
795
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,771
Hey! Hey!
796
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:34,690
No. Don't--
797
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,733
Hey! Angel Mu...
798
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,695
Angel Muff... Dog!
799
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:40,988
Dog, dog!
800
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,826
Hey, buddy! What the fuck?
801
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,411
Why didn't you call your dog's name?
802
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,371
Couldn't say it.
803
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,372
Wow.
804
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,795
[Don sighs] All right.
805
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,383
Well, needless to say,
Dylan is out.
806
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,843
Not doing the show.
807
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,345
There's plenty of people.
We're gonna be fine.
808
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,888
Just get another actor.
He's not the only actor.
809
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,640
Well, we'll get some names together
810
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,100
- and see what we can do.
- There you go, there you go.
811
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,893
[Jeff] Okay. Let's get going.
812
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,812
- All right. Get going.
- Yep, yep, yep.
813
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,564
- All right. We'll get going. Come on. Come on.
- [Jeff] Thank you.
814
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,441
A little puppy got grazed by a car.
815
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,609
He's okay.
Not the end of the world.
816
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,445
- We're going. Thank you.
- All right.
817
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,447
- [Jeff] Thank you for your time.
- Thank you.
818
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,157
Oh, you know what?
819
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,910
Forgot to mention.
820
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:32,539
I spoke to the maintenance guy.
821
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:36,043
And he said that you guys never spoke.
822
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,295
I'm sorry. We're talking
about the toilet again?
823
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,589
[Larry] Yeah, because you
said that you spoke to him,
824
00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:44,301
and he said that you never spoke.
825
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,511
Hmm. Well, Larry,
I can assure you
826
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,013
that I spoke to the maintenance guy
827
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:49,681
- about the toilet seat problem.
- Really?
828
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,559
Why would he say that you didn't?
829
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,853
Larry?
Are you calling me a liar?
830
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,813
I don't know.
Who am I supposed to believe?
831
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,231
The maintenance guy?
832
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,359
Or Don Jr.?
833
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:04,237
- What is that supposed to mean?
- I think you know what it means.
834
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,115
- No, I don't know what that means, Larry!
- You know what Don Jr. means?
835
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,658
You know what?
You should take your show
836
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,160
and I think you should find
a better home for it.
837
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,745
- With pleasure, Don Jr.
- [Don] Fantastic.
838
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,246
Good seeing you, Larry.
839
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,873
- Goodbye, Don Jr.
- [Don] Yeah. Thank you, Larry.
840
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,375
- Thank you, Larry.
- Yeah, no, thank you.
841
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,793
- Bye, Larry.
- See you, Don Jr.
842
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,419
- Thank you, Larry.
- Okay, Don Jr.
843
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,172
[Leon] Mary Ferguson is gone,
Larry. And it's your fault!
844
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,217
It's so hard to find fucking
Mary Fergusons, man.
845
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:26,885
That's two Mary Fergusons
you've cost me.
846
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,845
Mary Fergusons don't fucking
grow on trees, Larry!
847
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,764
You think I'm happy?
848
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,308
Okay. My show's over at Netflix 'cause
I didn't wanna work with a liar.
849
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:36,853
And your precious Mary Ferguson
is bilking me for more money.
850
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,563
- How?
- The dog needed hip surgery.
851
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,190
Fine. I paid for that.
852
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,150
Now she's saying there
are complications.
853
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,361
You know what I think?
I think it's a scam!
854
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,030
The same way that that
hygienist is scamming Jeff
855
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,782
about the abortion.
856
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,992
Let me tell you something, man.
Taking a dog to the fucking vet
857
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:53,161
is like taking your fucking car to
the dealership. They add shit on.
858
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,664
Veterinary, uh, teeth cleanings,
all kinds of dumb shit.
859
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,417
They clean the ass out, all
kinds of-- Cut the nails.
860
00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,751
Dogs get worms and shit.
861
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,253
They gotta deworm these motherfuckers.
862
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,088
Take the worms out these motherfuckers.
863
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,965
Okay. I don't give a fuck.
I want you to talk to her, okay?
864
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,342
I didn't yell the dog's name,
fine. But this is not fair.
865
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,052
What the fuck is she gonna do?
866
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,887
She over this shit.
You understand?
867
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,389
I invested in that ass.
868
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,433
And who the fuck's gonna
go on my trip now?
869
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,768
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
870
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,354
But there is some good news.
871
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:23,400
- Ta-da!
- Mm. Fuck.
872
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,193
Oh, yeah. That's nice.
873
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,112
- Oh, shit.
- That's a soft towel.
874
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,488
I'm done with coarse towels.
875
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,115
This is the way to go.
I was wrong.
876
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,367
I'm looking forward to my next shower.
877
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,827
Yeah, fuck that.
878
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,662
I'm taking this shit to my fuckin' room.
879
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,956
What? What are you talking
about? What are you doing?
880
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,416
- [Leon] Fuck you mean, "I'm talking about?"
- Hey, give me those towels.
881
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,710
- What are you doing?
- [Leon] Fuck you, Larry.
882
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,503
[Larry] Anyway, I'm so sorry for
what happened the other day.
883
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,422
That's really not a true
representation of who I am.
884
00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,090
- Really?
- Yes. Since that visit,
885
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,593
I've been listening to Greek music
886
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,928
and it turns out, you know what?
887
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,513
I really like it.
888
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,973
- It's so fun.
- Are you kidding me?
889
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,101
♪ ♪
890
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,770
All right. Okay.
891
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,314
- Don't hurt yourself.
- I love it. I love it.
892
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,483
I knew you would like
Greek music.
893
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,401
You were so right,
Dr. Thanapapalous.
894
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,070
You know, my father always
said it takes a great man
895
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,822
to be able to recognize
that he was wrong,
896
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,741
and I accept your apology.
897
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,410
I guess you're saying
I'm a great man.
898
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:16,786
Okay. You know what?
899
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,538
Your permanent crown is waiting for you.
900
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,415
I'm gonna go get it and
we'll take care of you.
901
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,250
Thank you, Dr. Thanapapalous.
902
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,835
You, too, are a great man.
903
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,380
♪ Two great men
Two great men ♪
904
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:32,594
♪ [Greek music playing] ♪
905
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,722
♪ ♪
906
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,184
Okay, Mr. David.
907
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,602
How you doing?
908
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,271
- Uh-huh.
- You good?
909
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,403
You like it?
910
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,030
And next is the sailor
dance in the weddings.
911
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,074
You know, they crash
plates and everything.
912
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,700
Have you ever seen that?
913
00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,953
Opa!
914
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,248
Oh, you're really getting
into it, huh? I love it.
915
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,625
- Excuse me, Dr. Thanapapalous.
- Yeah. Uh-huh?
916
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,710
The urinal is still broken
in the men's room,
917
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,128
and people are complaining.
918
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,964
- Julio didn't fix it?
- No.
919
00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,924
I talked to him twice this week.
920
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,969
- Okay, okay. I'll call him. Thank you.
- Okay.
921
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:16,638
That son of a bitch janitor.
922
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:20,183
This Julio, he promised me,
he looked me in the face
923
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,852
and he said he was gonna fix
the urinal and he didn't.
924
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,813
- He's a fucking liar.
- Uh-huh.
925
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,356
[Thanapapalous] I asked him twice.
926
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,319
- Ah!
- I think he drinks.
927
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,989
- Yeah.
- You never lie to a Greek.
928
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,784
Especially the Greek mafia.
929
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,119
- I'm just kidding.
- Yeah, yeah.
930
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,328
Just kidding.
931
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,206
Here you go, Doctor.
932
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,626
Oh, efcharisto, Angie.
933
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,460
Oh do you need anything else right now?
934
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,880
No. No no. I'm good.
Thank you.
935
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:56,052
Poor thing.
She's really down.
936
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,804
Uh-huh?
937
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,640
- She had an abortion last week.
- Good.
938
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,810
But you know what?
She didn't miss one day of work.
939
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,481
♪ [Greek music concludes] ♪
940
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:20,160
♪ ♪
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