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Oh, hi.
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I didn't expect you home.
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Why? What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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It's Friday night.
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I know.
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You're a young guy. Why aren't you out?
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I don't know.
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I don't go out that often.
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Why not?
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This is the prime of your life.
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Oh, God. This is the prime? You just
started college.
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Yeah. You should have parties to go to.
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True, I get it. I bet there's no games
tonight, nothing?
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I mean, there's a few things, but I
don't know. I'm just being lazy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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When I was your age, I was out every
night, every weekend.
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Really? Come on. There's got to be cute
girls out.
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Oh, my gosh. I get it. I mean.
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You got to go out there.
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I was thinking about going out, but. You
got to put yourself out there. I mean, I
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remember.
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Some of my best times were back in
college.
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Just going out on a Friday night.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I mean, you know.
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What'd you guys do when you were in
college?
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We'd go to the games, of course. Go to
parties.
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There's gotta be some parties tonight.
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Oh. We'd go out to the dock.
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Yeah. I mean, I would do that. Everyone
wants to go outside. Everyone wants to
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just, like, party and drink, you know?
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Well, I mean, you... We'll have a good
time.
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True. Come on.
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I'm sure one of your friends has like a
pool.
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No, honestly, I don't think so.
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You do a little skinny dipping.
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That's how you can find a lady.
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Find a girlfriend.
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Yeah.
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I use the skinny dip all the time.
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It's totally... It's a good time.
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It's fun.
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Are you skinny dipping?
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Yeah. Come on. You're so, like, goody
two-shoe.
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Well, I mean, you know, when I was
young.
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That's crazy to think of you, like,
skinny dipping or, like, doing crazy
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stuff. I mean, the girls your age don't
do anything like that.
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I know you've got some wild girls.
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Not really.
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You haven't found a girlfriend yet?
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Come on. I've had fleas, but I don't
know. College is hard. Everyone's doing
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their own thing, you know?
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Everyone's doing each other.
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Except for you, apparently.
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Whoa, whoa.
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I mean, I've had sex, but... I'm...
Whoa.
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What's your type?
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Who have you... Who have you... Who have
you hooked up with?
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Why does that matter?
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I'm, I'm, you know, I just want to know
how my stepson's doing in college.
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I don't know if I really have a type. I
mean, there's like all types of girls,
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you know, like girls my age, older women
sometimes, you know. Okay, older women?
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Sometimes. Who are you hanging out with
that's older?
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I don't know. I did, I don't know, why
am I telling you this? I did like, okay,
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recently I had sex with them.
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A milf. A milf? Yeah.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. How old is this milf? Don't... I'm
not telling you.
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It's weird.
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Why is it weird?
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I don't know.
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Everyone told me that it was fucking...
Everyone was making fun of me for
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fucking a milf, and I was like... Milfs
need love, too, honey.
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I mean, I... How old was she? I mean,
how much of a milf was she?
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That you're making your friends
uncomfortable.
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Not a gill fishy.
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No, no, no, no.
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She's like 27.
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27?
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Yeah.
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That's like the oldest.
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How is that a milf?
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27?
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I don't know. She's like 7 years older
than me.
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She has a kid.
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Okay, she has a kid. And she has a job.
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She's like a real...
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Woman, you know.
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Okay, a real woman.
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Yeah, she's 27.
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Well, how does she compare to me?
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Am I a real woman?
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Yeah, I mean... She's 27, honey.
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She called herself a milf, so I don't
know. I mean, she's 27.
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She's in her 20s.
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I mean, look at me.
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I mean, yeah, you look... There's...
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No comparison there, right? You can't
really call that a MILF.
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Why are you trying to say that you're a
MILF? I mean, do you know what that
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stands for? Am I not?
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Do you know what it stands for, though?
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Yeah, I know what it stands for.
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I mean, I guess you're a MILF, but,
like, that kind of insinuates that I
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don't know what the fuck you just said.
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What's wrong with that?
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I mean, I'm your stepmom. You're my
stepmom. It wouldn't be.
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I'm your stepmilf.
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Right? There's nothing wrong with that.
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I guess.
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I guess I really haven't been with a
real milf.
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Maybe I was just kind of fantasizing,
you know?
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What do you fantasize about when you
fantasize about Melf?
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Anyone I would know?
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Oh my god.
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I mean, maybe you kind of broke my brain
a little bit. I mean, I haven't
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fucking thought that long, you know?
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Well, your father won't be home until
late.
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Maybe we could go have fun and
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stay in.
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I did not know that you had this idea.
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Are you sure about this?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm sure about this, baby.
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Oh, it seems like you're pretty sure,
too.
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You don't need to, like, do this laundry
or anything?
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I don't know.
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Sorry, I'm just, like, kind of nervous.
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Well, laundry can wait.
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Be a little irresponsible, honey.
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Have a little fun.
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This is what college is all about.
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the treatment that you deserve being
such a big
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all these new experiences.
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That's exactly what college is for.
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Feel something, baby.
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What?
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Let's see how freaky we can get.
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Really makes some memories.
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Holy shit.
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Just like you're supposed to at this
age.
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I have experiences you can talk about
for years.
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I like fucking your stepmom's
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feet.
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I'm gonna get out of this house
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all about.
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All these new experiences.
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Figuring out what you really like.
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What makes you feel good.
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Like milk and feet.
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I'm going to turn into a foot part.
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You deserve to party tonight.
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So we're going to be using more than
just my feet.
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Make this your best.
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knows how to use Every
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part of her head to toes
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Thank you.
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Good Oh
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You feel so good.
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Taking me back.
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Taking me back to my college days.
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I used to call me a stupid sucker.
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Oh my God.
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fucking ghost in my home.
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Yeah.
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I did not know you could fuck like this.
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What the fuck?
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You guys really got it out of me, honey.
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I wanted to show you how you can get
what a real male fucks
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like.
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How do you think it was 27-year-olds
know what they're doing?
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You're a pretty fucking asshole too,
holy shit.
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God damn.
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Fuck you, Sue.
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See how it tastes?
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I'm
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gonna
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put a little squirt on you. Oh, yeah,
just a little.
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Thank you so much.
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That's what I like.
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That's what I like.
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That's what I like. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Hmm.
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I love you.
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I love you. I love you.
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That's it, baby.
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That's it.
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Yes. Mm-hmm. Just like lotion.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, we'll go to a party.
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Get it all between my toes.
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My soles.
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Should I have my heels?
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Okay.
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Oh, wow.
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