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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:17,330 Those who ceaselessly hone their killing arts are known as "Masters." 2 00:00:17,790 --> 00:00:22,777 After many generations, they have gained lethal abilities 3 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:25,340 called "Modified Bloodlines." 4 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:31,617 This is the story of one such Master, the Poison Master, Hikaru Gero, 5 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:34,310 and his attempts to get married. 6 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:46,217 ♪Locked in Latata♪ 7 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:49,887 ♪Secrets in my veins Latata♪ 8 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:51,677 ♪I know you want it♪ 9 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,467 ♪And sure, I love it♪ 10 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:57,727 ♪So I stay behind the mask Latata♪ 11 00:00:57,810 --> 00:01:01,067 ♪Run, run, run back to back Run♪ 12 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:04,936 ♪Fun, fun, fun unpredictable but fun♪ 13 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:07,157 ♪At the end of every mind game♪ 14 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,127 ♪Shoot through the darkened night♪ 15 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:14,327 ♪Poisoned in our bodies still♪ 16 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:18,997 ♪Laugh at us our reckless souls♪ 17 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,327 ♪TOXIC♪ 18 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:22,627 ♪For you I will♪ 19 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:23,917 ♪TOXIC♪ 20 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,347 ♪Rewrite my destiny♪ 21 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:29,847 ♪Losing it, falling for you♪ 22 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:33,307 ♪What’s tomorrow Kill or Kiss♪ 23 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:34,507 ♪TOXIC♪ 24 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:36,847 ♪Tell me what you want♪ 25 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,097 ♪TOXIC♪ 26 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:40,397 ♪I’ll stay right here♪ 27 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,867 ♪Like a spell, I’ll be by your side♪ 28 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:47,590 ♪What you gonna do Kill or Kiss♪ 29 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:54,110 ♪Kill or Kiss♪ 30 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,660 ♪Kill or Kiss♪ 31 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:01,000 ♪Kill or Kiss♪ 32 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,479 Head? Of the Beast Clan? 33 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,650 Then, Toshiro is... 34 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,860 I'll be taking them with me. 35 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,890 I assume you don't object? 36 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:27,120 You're both good boys. 37 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,890 I do need to cull... 38 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,130 trash that doesn't know its limits. 39 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:36,550 Oh, Hikaru. 40 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,760 I hear you're looking for a mate. 41 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:46,640 Shall I make you my pet? 42 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:51,860 As heads of our families, we'll surely meet again, 43 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:56,730 as the Five Great Families move toward unification after hundreds of years. 44 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,007 Well, guess we'd better go. 45 00:03:08,090 --> 00:03:10,287 Huh? You sure shift gears fast. 46 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:14,287 Uh, I mean, we did save Ms. Arashiyama, 47 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:17,207 and we managed to stop the Beast Clan's plan. 48 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:19,340 Well, you have a point. 49 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:23,860 And for you, the hard part is what comes next, right? 50 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,130 I'm rooting for you. On the marriage thing. 51 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:35,230 Hey! Hikaru Gero! 52 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,827 You okay? 53 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,197 We're fine. - We managed. 54 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,490 (Taxi) 55 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:56,040 Thanks, all of you. 56 00:03:57,550 --> 00:04:00,300 We're gonna put all the gratitude we've got... 57 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,297 into showing you a good time! 58 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:03,657 Modified Bloodline Increment! 59 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,927 (Modified Bloodline) Modified Bloodline Increment! 60 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:08,510 (Modified Bloodline Increment) 61 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:19,529 Go! 62 00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:24,990 Ham! 63 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,787 Little Critters... 64 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:29,147 Thanksgiving Extravaganza! 65 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:32,250 (Little Critters Thanksgiving Extravaganza) 66 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:57,020 She should be a Cuteness Master. 67 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:01,787 Here comes the big climax! 68 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:02,480 Ham! 69 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:07,447 Well? 70 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:08,107 (Thanks, Man) 71 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:10,487 (Thanks, Man) How'd you like my gratitude? 72 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:11,220 (Thanks, Man) 73 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:20,050 This whole thing really rubbed it in... 74 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:25,210 that a small fry Master like me can't do much more. 75 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,760 But that's fine by me. 76 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:31,597 I'll live with my head held high. 77 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:32,890 Ham! 78 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:34,810 Awesome. 79 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,690 You're all cool as hell. 80 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,880 You bet we are! 81 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:51,667 The beyond-first-rate marriage swindler, Mei Kinosaki, 82 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:55,450 didn't miss the moment Gero and Arashiyama clicked. 83 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,920 This is a perfect chance to get closer. 84 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:03,500 Did you see last week's Twisted Ropes? 85 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,757 Yup, sure did. 86 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,197 You watch Ropes, too, Hikaru Gero? 87 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:07,707 I look forward to it every week. 88 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:08,927 I steer the conversation with superhuman skill. - I look forward to it every week. 89 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,010 I steer the conversation with superhuman skill. - Last week... 90 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:14,100 Speaking of exciting dates, I went on a private jet one time. 91 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,600 What are you, an oil baron? 92 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:21,860 In minutes, the whole boat was primed to talk romance. 93 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,357 (Taxi) 94 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,670 How irrational. 95 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:30,337 By the way, Piichi, what's your girlfriend like? 96 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:32,120 She's the best there is. 97 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:37,580 Seeing her smile before a job lets me give it my all. 98 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:41,580 Just having a meal with her totally refreshes me. 99 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:46,660 When I hang out with her on a day off, I can work harder the next day. 100 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,840 I'm not a decent person. 101 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:57,100 All the normal, human happiness I'm aiming for, I learned from her. 102 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:00,740 We share the good times and the bad. 103 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:05,270 If it's to protect my life with her... 104 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:09,650 I'd do anything. 105 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:17,570 Piichi Nakagawa, you said that so calmly, without a hint of embarrassment! 106 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:20,010 I-Is this... 107 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,370 how a guy girls like acts? 108 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:26,147 Talk about passion. 109 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:27,507 Want to see a picture? 110 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:28,097 Oh, for sure. 111 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:28,997 Okay. - Oh, for sure. 112 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,637 The stage is set. 113 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,537 Hey. 114 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,170 What's with this swimsuit? 115 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:34,797 We hadn't been on vacation in a while. 116 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,067 Real talk. Arashiyama's into you. - We hadn't been on vacation in a while. 117 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:38,117 Real talk. Arashiyama's into you. - These are some great photos. 118 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,850 Real talk. Arashiyama's into you. 119 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:45,440 She's into you, but that's a double-edged sword. 120 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:49,690 Because she idolizes you, if she gets disillusioned, it's over. 121 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:54,450 You need to keep it together more than with Himekawa or Ureshino. 122 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:59,090 Gero's grown, so a pep talk should get him pumped up. 123 00:07:59,530 --> 00:08:00,330 Got it? 124 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:08,050 Keep calm and cool, like Piichi, and get her number. 125 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:11,330 And that smooth move will be your first as a brand-new Gero. 126 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:15,390 Aw, we're almost there. 127 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,117 And then, I guess it's goodbye. 128 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:18,727 Kinosaki-style Courting Arts: Bridge Builder! 129 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:21,680 (Kinosaki-style Courting Arts: Bridge Builder) Kinosaki-style Courting Arts: Bridge Builder! 130 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:25,217 I'm sure gonna miss the hammies. 131 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,687 M-Me, too. 132 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:28,020 I'll bet! 133 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:31,570 Go on, Gero. That's your cue. 134 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:34,929 A-Arashiyama... 135 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,290 You mean she likes me? 136 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,790 For real? You're not pulling my leg? 137 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,317 She likes me? 138 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,800 She honestly likes me?! 139 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,297 Hey, Gero! Gero? 140 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:59,140 Was it too soon to tell him she's into him? 141 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:04,660 What now? He's stiff as a board. He might not be able to add her like this. 142 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,310 Hikaru Gero. 143 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:10,157 What's up? Cat got your tongue? 144 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,240 Ham? - What's up? Cat got your tongue? 145 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,110 Oh, it's hopeless. 146 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,870 I'd better calm them down and set things up for another try. 147 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,410 Mind if I say something, then? 148 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,130 I like you. 149 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:42,850 Did someone say something? 150 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:47,100 I, uh, like you. 151 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:51,987 But I... 152 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:55,360 I can't throw my hat in the ring to marry you. 153 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,920 I knew you were looking for a bride. 154 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,810 So I thought maybe I had a shot. 155 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,290 But no. 156 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:10,470 I'm not up to my own standards yet. 157 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:17,450 I've got no confidence in my own work, and I'm mentally a mess, 158 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,887 so even if by some miracle, I got you to accept me as I am, 159 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:24,850 I'd end up dependent on you, and I'd make trouble for you. 160 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,820 That's the last thing I want. 161 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:31,577 So I know it's half-assed and self-centered, 162 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:36,140 but I'll go get crazy independent and improve the hell out of myself, 163 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:39,250 and then I'll tell you how I feel again. 164 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:42,437 U-Um, thank— 165 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,940 I just carried out the job they told me to. 166 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,920 Forget just idolizing you. I'll become so awesome, 167 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:52,380 I'll be able to help and support you. 168 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,130 I'll make you fall head over heels for me. 169 00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:56,860 Just you wait! 170 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:05,180 Wait. What the hell am I saying? 171 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,670 Thanks. 172 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:15,010 You've thought so much about me, of all people. 173 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:22,030 No one's ever said anything like that to me before, so, uh... 174 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:29,040 I'll be waiting. 175 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,940 G-Great. 176 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,757 S-So, um, would you add me on... 177 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,407 S-Sure. 178 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:50,310 Oh, for the love of... How are they this slow? 179 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,417 (Friends 4) 180 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,320 Okay. 181 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,947 I've got you in my contacts. 182 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,230 Me, too. 183 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,050 Well, they've got a decent thing going. 184 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,590 I'm aiming for the best possible marriage. 185 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,740 For both of them. 186 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,410 Deposit my fee, including the extra charges, in the designated account. 187 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,087 If you miss the payment deadline, I'll kill you! 188 00:12:14,170 --> 00:12:15,640 Bye-bye! 189 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:17,970 Is she upset? 190 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,390 When did Piichi leave? 191 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,640 Welcome back, Piichi. 192 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,600 It's good to be back, Marin. 193 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,510 How did it go? 194 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:34,097 I mean, I know group activities aren't your thing. 195 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:38,570 An overnight on an island with strangers must have been rough, right? 196 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:47,740 Oh, right. It was kind of rough, but I was pretty okay with those guys. 197 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:50,067 Really? That's great. 198 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,410 I guess that means you made some friends. 199 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,280 Friends? 200 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,500 Friends? 201 00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,617 Oh, right. 202 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,870 I learned how to prep and cook a giant squid, 203 00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,510 so how about squid ink pasta? 204 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:05,987 Wow! 205 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,470 Let's add it to our café's menu. 206 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:09,990 Yeah. 207 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,457 What's next for you, Arashiyama? 208 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,397 I'm glad you asked. 209 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,837 I intend to start a detective agency! 210 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,397 (Arashiyama Detective Agency) Ham! 211 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,007 You're not going to put on more shows like that one earlier? 212 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:26,570 It was incredible. 213 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,330 Being a detective is cooler, you know? 214 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,370 Besides... 215 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:36,180 I wanna find out where my big bro disappeared to. 216 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,130 Ham! 217 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,720 See you. 218 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,340 Arashiyama is... 219 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,550 No, it's not just her. 220 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,510 Himekawa... 221 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,140 and Ureshino, too. 222 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:56,230 They're beyond amazing. And more than that, they're working so hard. 223 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,650 It makes me want to get way more charming, 224 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:04,600 so that I can be a good match for them. 225 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,947 Okay, I'll crank the intensity up to 1,000 and whip you into shape. 226 00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:15,050 Uh, please do. 227 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,100 Teruaki. 228 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,660 How are you enjoying... 229 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,710 your new vat of poison? 230 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,950 I nearly died and I've never been better! 231 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,577 So, Teacher... 232 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,010 What can I do for you? 233 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:58,480 It concerns Master Hikaru's marriage. 234 00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:02,210 Tell me more. 235 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,960 (Thanks, Man) 236 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,180 I've got a good vibe going with all three of them. 237 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:14,147 My senior at work, a guy the same age at another school, 238 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:17,480 and a guy in the grade below I was in a club with in junior high. 239 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:22,660 I love them all to bits, so there's no way could I pick just one. 240 00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:24,990 Tell me, Advisor, 241 00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:26,770 what should I do? 242 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,417 I see your problem. 243 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,110 All three of them really wanna take me on a date for my birthday. 244 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,717 Oh, really? 245 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,387 But you know... 246 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:36,830 Romantic counseling? 247 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:37,957 Yup. 248 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:38,207 (Mei the Love Evangelist) 249 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:40,227 (Mei the Love Evangelist) "Mei the Love Evangelist." 250 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:43,127 "Followers only. Kiss your worries goodbye." 251 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,580 (Followers only! Kiss your worries goodbye!) 252 00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:49,050 I want you to tag along while I'm doing my thing. 253 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,890 Why should I— 254 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,430 I-Is this it? 255 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:59,097 My training to get charming enough for Himekawa, Ureshino, and Arashiyama? 256 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,210 Training of a thousand torments? 257 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,297 (Special Guest: ) I'm already up to a hundred. 258 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:07,030 (The gorgeous guy in the glasses, Hikaru) If I manage to overcome this... 259 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,530 Bring it on. 260 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:13,017 Ah, what am I supposed to do now? 261 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,450 Well, this is just a suggestion, 262 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:19,077 but why not round up all three and triple-book your dates? 263 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,780 I never thought of that. 264 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,837 Thanks a bunch! 265 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,487 Good luck. 266 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:29,417 Hi there, Yu? About my birthday... 267 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,950 W-We're just getting started. 268 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:36,090 Yo! I want to ask out the team manager before I graduate! 269 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,847 The whole team likes her, 270 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:41,930 but no one's feelings are stronger than mine! 271 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,560 What can I do to score a try on her heart? 272 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,400 What do you think, Gero? 273 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,610 F-For a start, 274 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,837 put your, uh, heart into it. 275 00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,747 Right! 276 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:00,777 And be polite. 277 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,870 Right! 278 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:03,580 Thanks, coach! 279 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,109 Good luck. 280 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,020 Bathroom time. 281 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,557 The bathroom's sparkling clean! 282 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,427 What the hell? 283 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,690 Is it a magic trick? 284 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,060 Was my advice good enough? 285 00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:26,130 Okay, Gero. Let's get to work. 286 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,817 At first, I was just playing around, 287 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,190 but lately, my feelings have gotten serious. 288 00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:36,487 Ever since I finished college, 289 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,570 I've been swamped with work, 290 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,620 and I haven't met any nice girls. 291 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,457 For a long time now, 292 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:47,670 I've been teaching a Spanish cooking class, 293 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:51,610 and one of my students is making my heart flutter. 294 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:58,380 Please give me tips on this song I wrote for my girl. 295 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,260 I'm wondering whether I should ask out this girl in my year. 296 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,727 I met an older woman on a trip, 297 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:08,310 and I just can't forget her. 298 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:14,230 We've been living together for five years, but we've never talked about marriage. 299 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:20,280 I've developed a passion for my Spanish cooking teacher. 300 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:26,040 I think we can fit in another 20 today. 301 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:30,110 I've got no choice. It's my only hope. 302 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,357 Intellectual Linguistic Enhancer Toxin: 303 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,750 (Toxin: Silver Tongue) Silver Tongue. 304 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,527 Whoa! Gero! 305 00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:39,010 Don't kill yourself over romantic counseling! 306 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,760 I'm totally hopeless. 307 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,847 Everyone's thinking so hard about their problems, 308 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:50,317 and there's no way I can give them the answers. 309 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,110 That's fine. 310 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,380 I wanted you to get a feel for how serious they all are. 311 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,410 Honestly, there are no right answers. 312 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,660 It's proof that everyone is racking their brains for all they're worth 313 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,950 and just going for it. 314 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,790 The other day, Gero... 315 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,677 Arashiyama said she liked you, and you seemed totally rattled, 316 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,690 like you'd lost your confidence. 317 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:24,950 That look said, "I can't accept Arashiyama's feelings the way I'd like to." 318 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:27,780 But that... 319 00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:34,020 just proves you're giving your all, like everyone else. 320 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:39,870 Don't worry. You're walking the path to your best marriage. 321 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,300 That marriage is still a long way off, though. 322 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,500 Thank you very much. 323 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,880 U-Uh... 324 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,720 Best of luck. 325 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,710 Thanks. 326 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,567 Why the candy kit? 327 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:10,180 I'm rewarding myself. 328 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:14,427 Now, let's go celebrate. With sukiyaki. 329 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,430 Sorry. 330 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:18,430 I've got plans I can't change. 331 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:21,387 Some other time. 332 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,470 Fancy sukiyaki, and then sushi for the after-party! Got that? 333 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,390 Kinosaki. 334 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,370 Y-You know... 335 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,920 Since I first met you that time... 336 00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:38,880 Since you became my marriage advisor, 337 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:45,180 we've been through a whole lot, but, uh, well... 338 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:49,140 I've had a great time through all of it. 339 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,347 Before I met you, just about the only fun thing in my life 340 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,450 was DIY candy kits. 341 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,980 So, basically... 342 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:03,700 I hope you'll continue guiding me in my search for a bride. 343 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,450 Gero. 344 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,177 Leave it to me. 345 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:16,990 I promise I'll make sure you have a happy marriage. 346 00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:34,350 Hikaru. 347 00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:36,270 It's been ages. 348 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,260 Thanks for making time today. 349 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:41,887 How's the search going? 350 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:43,487 Well, okay, I guess. 351 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,917 What? You're doing okay? 352 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,860 That advisor of yours is good. 353 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,530 You sure don't expect much of me, Akari. 354 00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,600 Still, you might have to hurry. 355 00:21:57,170 --> 00:22:00,030 "The Gero branch families." 356 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,600 "Teruaki... 357 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,770 ...is up to something." 358 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,970 (Delicious!!) (Deli Corner) 359 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,980 (Half Price) 360 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:29,887 ♪Ah! Something smells fishy!♪ 361 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:31,807 ♪I'm shocked, startled, it’s adding insult to injury♪ 362 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,137 ♪I'm completely obsessed♪ 363 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,517 ♪Ah! Something smells off!♪ 364 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,517 ♪You're all bluff, I'm sick and tired, so disappointed♪ 365 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,650 ♪Bye-bye, mwah!♪ 366 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,687 ♪It seems like I'm only good at♪ 367 00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:44,527 ♪workbooks for a child♪ 368 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:47,297 ♪Even through infectious disease, I want to love with you♪ 369 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:50,247 ♪No! No! Love's in gridlock!♪ 370 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:52,737 ♪Forever and ever, I love you, Shake Na Baby♪ 371 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:55,957 ♪Darling, heading toward a twisted signpost♪ 372 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,457 ♪Heart fluttering, I love you, Shake Na Baby♪ 373 00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:01,300 ♪Just the two of us, consolation prize♪ 374 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,677 ♪Ah, the scent of dance♪ 375 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,507 ♪I'm completely obsessed♪ 376 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:16,947 ♪with you as you flutter down♪ 377 00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:19,207 ♪Ah, something smells off♪ 378 00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:21,397 ♪I'm blown away by you♪ 379 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,397 ♪Bye-bye, mwah!♪ 380 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,527 ♪It seems like I'm only good at♪ 381 00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:28,277 ♪workbooks for a child♪ 382 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,127 ♪I want us to share even our growing pains♪ 383 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,870 ♪No! No! Love's in gridlock!♪ 384 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,587 ♪Forever and ever, I love you, Shake Na Baby♪ 385 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:39,667 ♪Darling, heading toward a stagnant signpost♪ 386 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:42,237 ♪Heart fluttering, I love you, Shake Na Baby♪ 387 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,090 ♪Singing a grand chorus cheekily♪28363

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