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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,773 I can't believe I'm getting this number. 2 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,441 It didn't even take me that-that long. 3 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,569 - We're easy in New York. - Jeez, this is unbelievable. 4 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,072 - We'll go out to dinner. - Cool, I like to eat. 5 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,281 And you know what? You don't have to worry about choking 6 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:34,493 because I'm great at the Heimlich. 7 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,203 Oh, well God, you know, I mean if I wasn't gonna 8 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,996 give you my number before that just did it. 9 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,957 - That's an impressive skill. - Did that clinch it? 10 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,000 - Yeah. - Are you leaving right now? 11 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,668 'Cause I don't think we should run into each other again. 12 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,129 - Yeah, that'd be so awkward. - That would be awkward. 13 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,798 I'm not leaving just yet. 14 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,758 It would be great if you can get out of here. 15 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,385 Well, we have to save something for dinner. 16 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,178 Because if we have too good a time here... 17 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:57,224 - Alright. So just get out. - I kind of like that actually. 18 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,142 - Bye. - I'm gonna call you. 19 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,105 Hey, hey, look who it is. 20 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,399 - Hey! Rosie! - Larry David. 21 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,984 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 22 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,986 - You look fantastic. - You know what? So do you. 23 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,862 - You like the art? - To tell you the truth... 24 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,864 - What? - Forget about the art. 25 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,157 What? 26 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,119 I met the most fantastic woman tonight. 27 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,538 I-I'm... I can't even believe it. 28 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,039 - Are you kidding me? - Swear to God. 29 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,041 - So did I. - You're kidding. 30 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,168 I felt it right away. You know how you can feel it? 31 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,336 Yes. I mean, who knows what's gonna happen? 32 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,671 - But it's a great start. - Oh, no. 33 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,214 I think something's gonna happen. 34 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,757 You know what a lesbian brings on a second date? 35 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,134 A U-Haul. 36 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,386 That's right, a U-Haul. They move in together. 37 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,097 I looked at her and I thought hyphen name. 38 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,433 Kids are gonna get to know her. It's all gonna work, you know. 39 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,934 - That's lovely. - I'm happy for you. 40 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,270 - I really am. - I'm completely smitten. 41 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,896 - She smiled. - At you? 42 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,357 At me. Who's smiling at an old bald man? 43 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,444 - Mine is so vivacious. - Mine's vivacious too. 44 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,070 And built. 45 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,365 A body I would like to get my hands on. 46 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,451 - Ooh! - Exactly. 47 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,536 I know what you mean. You know what? 48 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,455 - What? - She's Jewish. 49 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:02,539 - No kidding. - Yeah. 50 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,624 - Can I tell you something? - What? 51 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:04,916 - Mine too. - Really? 52 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,168 - Yes. - Unbelievable. 53 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,171 - Cheers. L'chaim. - L'chaim. 54 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,756 - It's too good to be true. - Yours is Jewish? 55 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,758 Yeah, I knew from her name. O'Donnell, Irish, duh. 56 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,261 Yeah, right. Yeah, Cohn, Jewish. 57 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,263 - Yeah. - Yeah. 58 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,058 - What did you say? Cohn? - Mmm. 59 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,476 Jane Cohn? 60 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,361 Holy shit. 61 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,113 Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? 62 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,657 How's it a joke? Here's the number. 63 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,200 - How'd you get that? - She gave it to me. 64 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,576 - She gave it to you? - What am I, a magician? 65 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,244 I know that you have a card on you? 66 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,705 Why would she give us both her card? It doesn't make any sense. 67 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,707 Obviously she's bi-sexual. 68 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,250 - Fucking hate that. - What is that? 69 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,419 What is that anyway? I mean, pick a side already, right? 70 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,296 - Absolutely. - Can't you make up your mind? 71 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,256 What is this? They have to have sex with everyone? 72 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,466 They have to do everything? 73 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,760 Half the population isn't enough for them? 74 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,011 They want everybody? They're so selfish? 75 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,389 I can't believe it. She did not seem the type to me. 76 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,102 - So what are we gonna do? - I don't know. 77 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,854 I guess you'll just have to back away because most of these women 78 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,107 who say they're bi are really gay and they just can't say it. 79 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,150 - Back away? Me back away? - Yeah, I think you should. 80 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,986 Why would I back away? This woman is crazy about me. 81 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,988 - I don't believe you. - You don't believe me? Really? 82 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,824 Because I felt it. My body felt it, okay? 83 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,576 I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara Desert. 84 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,744 - You follow me, Larry? - Look... 85 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,663 In baseball the tie goes to the runner. 86 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:28,166 In situations like this, tie goes to the hetero. 87 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,502 It was no tie, babe, she hit my base first 88 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,671 cleanly before she even saw you. 89 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:33,922 You're intent on going through this? 90 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,799 Of course I am. I don't want you to get hurt, Larry. 91 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,175 You've been through a lot, right? 92 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,010 A lot of other women here, probably women 93 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,888 who are more your speed. More your level. 94 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,057 Spare yourself the expense and embarrassment. 95 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,184 - Get out of this now. - Okay, save myself? 96 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,061 Yes, 'cause you're gonna be annihilated. 97 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:51,106 I'm gonna be annihilated by you in the love department? 98 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,525 - We'll just see what happens. - Game on, Larry David. 99 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,569 - You've got it, sister. - Alright. 100 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,487 - Good luck to you. - You're in over your head. 101 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,989 - You think so? - I know so. 102 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,324 She's a dyke. Deal with it. 103 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,830 Ho ho! Look who's in the motherfucking house! 104 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,040 Leon in the motherfucking house! 105 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,043 You drove the car? Look what you did to the car. 106 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,754 Let me tell you something, this motherfucking car 107 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,839 has got some heart, man. I was surprised. 108 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,257 I thought it was a bitch-ass car. 109 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,842 This shit got some fucking heart to it. 110 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,594 - Why didn't you fly? - I don't fly, baby. 111 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:21,970 You gotta have a photo ID for that. 112 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,346 You know what I'm saying? Fuck that. 113 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,723 I don't know how you can give a car back 114 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:25,974 to somebody in this condition. 115 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,642 This motherfucker has some room to it too. 116 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,269 I got eight motherfuckers up in this car. 117 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,021 - Yeah. What? - I thought it held 4 people. 118 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,606 What did you do? You picked up hitchhikers? 119 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,399 See the baby seat back there? Hell yeah. 120 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,859 Come on, man. Let me see your place, man. 121 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,444 What are you, what are you doing here anyway? 122 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,070 I just had to get out of that fucking house, man. 123 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:40,654 Roommate was driving me crazy and shit. 124 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,365 - The who? - The roommate all in my shit. 125 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,951 - Roommate? What roommate? - Let me see the place, man. 126 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,747 The fucking roommate at the house in California. 127 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,084 So she gave, she gave her phone number 128 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,836 to me and Rosie O'Donnell. 129 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,338 Oooh! Ha ha ha! 130 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,257 Whoa, look at this, man! Are you kidding me, Larry? 131 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:02,010 - Renny Harlin's place. - Oh, shit. 132 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,803 New York City, baby. I'm here! 133 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,972 You got to tell people you're here sometimes, right? 134 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,140 Anyway, so what do you think about it? 135 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,809 I'm in competition with Rosie O'Donnell. 136 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,519 - Wow, man. - I'll tell you what. 137 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,020 I'm feeling a little insecure about it. 138 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,772 Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way. 139 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,440 They some tricky motherfuckers. 140 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,234 Frankly, I don't know what I'm doing down there. 141 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,401 Ladies know that shit. You're right. 142 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,694 That's what I'm saying, I can't compete 143 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,946 with a lesbian like that. 144 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:21,904 They know every nook and cranny. 145 00:05:22,029 --> 00:05:23,532 You know, every nook and cranny. 146 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,783 What would happen if we were bi-sexuals? 147 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,284 I couldn't be comfortable now. 148 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,495 I wouldn't be comfortable right now. I'd be all fucked up. 149 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,247 I would have zero interest in a person like you. 150 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,290 You're goddamn right. Me too, Larry. You know what I mean? 151 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,541 Oh, you wouldn't be interested in me? 152 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,085 Fuck no, Larry, first of all, 153 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,128 I would fucking throw the fuck up, I would regurgitate 154 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,714 my own shit. I would regurgitate and shit. 155 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,509 You think I'd go out with a guy wearing a green wife-beater? 156 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,177 - Look at you. - Look at this shit right here. 157 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,346 - This shit on your head, huh? - Are you kidding me? 158 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,515 - What the hell is that? - Oh, I gets mine, Larry. 159 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,809 I fucking gets mine. You know I gets mine. 160 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,769 Okay. Okay. 161 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,355 Where's my room at? Where the fuck's my room at, Larry? 162 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,899 Ha ha! I'm in the house! 163 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,447 I'm here to pick up some food to go. David. 164 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,700 - Okay, one second. - Okay. 165 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,410 Larry? 166 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,911 - Larry, hi. - Duckstein. 167 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,496 - We're both in New York. - Yeah, we're both in New York. 168 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,164 Look at this, two Angelinos here in New York. 169 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,666 - That's something, isn't it? - What are you here for? 170 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,752 You know, I just came. 171 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,463 Hey, here's a thought. Let's go to lunch. 172 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,008 - Tomorrow? - Mmm. 173 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,469 - Mmm, I don't think so. - Okay, Thursday. 174 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,556 - No, I-I-I don't think so. - Why not? 175 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,766 Well, we don't really see each other in LA. 176 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,269 So why, if-if we're in one city all the time 177 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,563 and we never have lunch in that city 178 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,565 why would we have lunch in the new city? 179 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,567 I see what this is. I see what this is. 180 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,986 You're still holding a grudge 181 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:46,865 because we didn't invite you to Joanie's bat mitzvah. 182 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,199 You'll never forgive me for that. 183 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,201 - No no. - Larry, I'm telling you. 184 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,702 We sent it out. You were on the list. 185 00:06:51,827 --> 00:06:53,246 - I did get the invitation. - Yeah? 186 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,416 Yes, and I paid so little attention to it 187 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,585 that I didn't even bother to RSVP. 188 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,838 Because I shouldn't have been invited in the first place. 189 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,174 I was offended that I was invited. 190 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,550 So let me get this straight-- 191 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,593 There's nothing to get straight. 192 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,219 I'm gonna eat alone tomorrow. 193 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,554 Why do you want to eat with me? 194 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,973 Because we never get a chance to eat in LA. 195 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,808 Because we're not friends. 196 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,478 We're not friends because we never spend time together. 197 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,854 We don't spend time together 198 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,190 because I don't want to spend time together. 199 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:23,360 Is it possible that you have a little room for growth? 200 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,153 No, Duckstein... 201 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,781 I think we've taken us about as far as we can. 202 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:31,952 There will be no lunch, no breakfast or dinner. 203 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,746 There won't be a snack. There won't be coffee. 204 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,123 There won't be a drink, and hopefully 205 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,042 there won't even be another bump into. 206 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,211 I feel badly for you 207 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,297 because life is like this... 208 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,342 ...and what you've done is made it like this. 209 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,386 I want to make that smaller. 210 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,805 - Really? - Yes. Shrink it. 211 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,723 Shrink it. Put the hands together. 212 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,726 That's what I want. See ya, Duckstein. 213 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,186 Bye, Larry. 214 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,647 - Hello. - I'm here. 215 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,233 Awesome. Thank you for coming over. 216 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,943 I know we wanted to go out but she just... 217 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,903 My cat will not stop throwing up 218 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,488 and it makes me nervous so... 219 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,115 Maybe the cat knew I was coming. 220 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,492 Oh. Maybe that's why I was throwing up a minute ago. 221 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,161 - See, I have that effect. - I get it, yes. 222 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:18,415 She's got, like, empathetic nausea 223 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,000 at the potential of your arrival. 224 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,627 Yeah, ever since I met you I can't stop puking. 225 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,295 I don't know what it is. 226 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,339 You're not the first person who's told me that. 227 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:27,799 - Really? - Yeah. 228 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,342 You just have that effect on people? 229 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,719 I do. Particularly women. 230 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,721 - That's hot. - It's a wonderful quality. 231 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,808 - So what are we eating? - Japanese. 232 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,602 So... Ooh, God. Um, that's not gonna work. 233 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,480 - Are you serious? - Oh, jeez. 234 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,400 Oh, look at this. They didn't secure the soup. 235 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,402 Why didn't they put it in one of those bags? 236 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,863 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, my God. 237 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,280 The whole thing is ruined. 238 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,074 You know, you're in the take-out business 239 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,242 you got two things to do 240 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,369 get the order right, secure the food. 241 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,039 Usually they're good. I don't know. 242 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,499 Well, you know what, I'm going back there 243 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,835 and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. 244 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,128 Oh, get to the bottom of it? 245 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,047 I'm definitely gonna tell them what happened. 246 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,173 It's fine, 'cause actually 247 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,675 I had sushi last night, so... 248 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,635 - You had sushi last night? - Yeah. 249 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,679 I didn't even ask you what I was getting. 250 00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:17,265 No, I-I love sushi. 251 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,641 I'm just saying it's not a huge deal 252 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,018 that I don't have it again. 253 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,686 So where'd you go last night? 254 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,354 I had sushi at Yankee Stadium, which you would not think 255 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,398 is good sushi, but it was actually really good sushi. 256 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:26,982 Really? Sushi at Yankee Stadium? 257 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:30,987 I know. I went with, um, this friend of mine, 258 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:36,159 and she's very connected and we had a box to ourselves. 259 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,745 And they brought in catering and we had sushi. 260 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,498 - It was unbelievable. - So who is this person? 261 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,042 Just this, you know, it's funny. You might know her. 262 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,961 Um, I mean it's Rosie O'Donnell. 263 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,922 I'm sure you've probably crossed paths with her. 264 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,216 - No. - Do you want some wine? 265 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,635 - Yeah. - Okay. 266 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,136 - Red or white? - Oh, I don't care. 267 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,938 So, um... 268 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:10,944 What did, uh, what did Rosie think of your apartment? 269 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:15,155 She didn't see my apartment. 270 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,285 - Really? - Yeah. 271 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,828 - She wasn't here? - No. 272 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,456 Oh. Hmm. Poor thing. 273 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,125 Oh! 274 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,545 You know, I've got to tell you it was traumatic 275 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,964 to open that bag and then see what was going on. 276 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,381 It was very distressing. 277 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,592 - You know, I was on a date... - Yes. 278 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,386 - ...with a bi-sexual. - No. 279 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,847 And I'm competing for her affection against a lesbian. 280 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,015 - You think that's easy? - Sure sure. I have a-- 281 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,476 Did I mention that I had a soup and sandwich for dinner? 282 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,645 You didn't mention, you talk a lot 283 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,523 but no sandwich mentioned so... 284 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,276 You've got to secure these bags. 285 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,111 Secure the bags 286 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,364 with tape, staples, however you've got to do it. 287 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,742 Right, I understand, so I get you another order 288 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,705 then you can take home and everything be okay? 289 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,540 You know what? I really appreciate that. 290 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,293 But that's really not quite what I had in mind. 291 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:12,088 - Oh. - Basically, man to man... 292 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,425 I think an apology would be nice. 293 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:19,386 Okay, okay, so I say sorry, you believe, you feel something 294 00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:22,849 then you move on? You go away? Everything okay, yeah? 295 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,643 Yeah, if I like the sorry, everything will be hunky-dory. 296 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,227 Okay. 297 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,482 I am sorry. 298 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,737 Oh, the bow. Oh, my gosh. 299 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:40,325 Oh. I can't quibble with the bow. I love that bow. 300 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,493 Come on, how many times do you get a bow in your life? 301 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,703 - Right, yes. - Fantastic. 302 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,413 - Bow is very important. - Fantastic. 303 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,081 We could learn a lot of things from-from Japan. 304 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,460 You think about on the way home. I think, yeah. 305 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,420 But next time, if I come back again 306 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,047 to get some take-out 307 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,256 are you gonna beef up the security in the bag? 308 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,134 Absolutely, sir. The tape, staples... 309 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,470 Everything gonna be secured for you, okay? 310 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,347 When you're hungry you've got that take-out order-- 311 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,182 Listen, listen. You-you said a deal, right? 312 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,768 You said I say sorry, you believe 313 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,436 you move you go away, okay? 314 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,689 You long explanation how special bow is. Okay, we got it. 315 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,234 Next time we see you come in we make sure bag secure. 316 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,153 - Very special for you, okay? - Okay. Are we good? 317 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,447 - Can I... Do I bow back? - Yeah, yeah. Do. 318 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,077 Then you got that to follow. 319 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,789 - You follow? - Yes. 320 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,920 - Hi. - Hey. 321 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,297 Larry David. Look at this. 322 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,633 Hey, Rosie. Look who's here. 323 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,635 So, Larry, how was your night? 324 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,470 - Couldn't have gone better. - No kidding? 325 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,429 - Yes. - Same feeling I had. 326 00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,015 - You know that? - And you saw her when? 327 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,558 - Monday? - Yes, Monday. 328 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,227 Monday? Who goes out on Monday? 329 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,271 Someone who's really desperate to have a date 330 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,815 I suppose, calls somebody for a Monday night. 331 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,566 I won't tell her that you said that. 332 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,194 But listen, the thing... Did you throw your arm out? 333 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,737 Well, you know what? 334 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,905 All night long I was like in this position. 335 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:05,785 And then up from this side. You know what I mean? A lot of that. 336 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,828 A lot of guys think that's a good move. 337 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,415 It's funny. Usually women laugh at it. 338 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,792 I don't think she was laughing. 339 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,961 She was, she was too busy moaning to laugh. 340 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,630 I had the same thing in my neck. 341 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,090 What did you say? 342 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,717 Couldn't move my neck from Tuesday morning. 343 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,635 It's alright, listen, the thing is, um 344 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,347 she just texted me. We're going to the Tonys together, okay? 345 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:31,019 - The Tonys? - As my date to the Tony Awards. 346 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:35,273 Jane. Me Tarzan, not you. 347 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,067 The Tonys, you could ask any stranger on the street 348 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,403 they'll go to the Tonys. That's no great accomplishment. 349 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,655 She knows all the words to "Cats," okay? 350 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:47,201 Even the British version. She enjoyed "Chess" the musical. 351 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,162 Saw it three times. She saw "Carrie." 352 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,874 It was only open two nights. She likes Broadway, Larry. 353 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,625 She likes Broadway! 354 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,088 She's going to the Tonys? What the hell am I gonna do? 355 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,881 You can't compete against the Tonys. 356 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,759 I'm dead. 357 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,266 Good play, Larry. 358 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,977 Alright, Larry. Two away. Two away. 359 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,688 Ha ha. 360 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,441 Come on, Little Larry. Here we go. How's your arm? 361 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,194 - Good enough for you. - Come on, throw it to mommy. 362 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,362 Let's go, Larry. 363 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,201 Oh, fuck! 364 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,620 - Go go go! - Ha ha, Larry! 365 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,789 I don't even have to run, Larry. 366 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,832 - I can walk. - Go go go! 367 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,294 - Oh, did you get lucky. - She's going for third Larry! 368 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,422 - Where's he throwing the ball? - She's going home, Larry! 369 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:45,718 Oooh! Whoo! 370 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,554 I don't feel like going on this date. 371 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,515 I swear to God, I'd like to cancel right now. 372 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,017 Let me tell you something, man, I would not be a fucking friend 373 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,769 sitting around this plush motherfucker 374 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,522 and allow you to go out there and allow a lesbian 375 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,191 to beat you at a fucking game, okay? 376 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,653 Come on, it's over. She's taking her to the Tonys. 377 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,740 And let's face it, she's got the lesbian advantage. 378 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,202 We are fucking men, Larry. What do we have, man? 379 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,704 What the fuck do we have that she doesn't have? 380 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,915 You know, I've got the penis. 381 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,834 You're damn right. Rosie O'Donnell does not have-- 382 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,044 - Has no penis. Has no penis. - Doesn't have a penis. 383 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,879 Women do not have penises. Men have penises. 384 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,133 You are absolutely right. Don't be a fucking victim. 385 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,094 Okay? You at bat. 386 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,054 What's below your fucking bat? 387 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,432 What dangles below your bat? 388 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,599 - Huh? - Balls. 389 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,518 - We got bats and balls, right? - Right. 390 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,855 - Okay, what do ladies have? - Gloves. 391 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,398 What do gloves do? Catch the goddamn balls. 392 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,234 That's what ladies on this planet do is catch balls. 393 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,361 Bats and balls run the fucking world. 394 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,363 The woman is on this Earth to catch balls. 395 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,949 - Interesting theory. - See what I'm saying? 396 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,409 Too bad I don't have a daughter. 397 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,286 I would like to impart that knowledge to her. 398 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,539 Gloves don't catch gloves. We have the advantage. 399 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,125 Okay? You've got to realize that though. 400 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,918 Yeah yeah, I know. I know. 401 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,087 But we're talking about the Tonys here, okay? 402 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,631 This penis that I have cannot compete with the Tonys. 403 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,009 - Tonys are a grand slam. - Fuck the Tonys. 404 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,760 {\an8}Fucking Tony. Who the fuck is Tony? 405 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,304 {\an8}Want a grand slam? 406 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,225 Hmm. 407 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,270 Juice? 408 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,150 - You want me to juice? - I want you to win. 409 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,366 That was amazing. 410 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,077 The penis is an extraordinary instrument, Jane. 411 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,330 Sometimes it surprises even me. 412 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,290 And it's not just a one-time thing. 413 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,001 That's-that's what you get on a consistent basis with me. 414 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,628 - Really? - Absolutely. 415 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,297 - I can't even move. - Well, speaking of that. 416 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,175 Shall we do this again on Friday? 417 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,177 I don't want to wait that long. 418 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,513 - How about Thursday? - Thursday? 419 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,097 I thought you had plans on Thursday. 420 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,558 I'll cancel them. 421 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,143 - You'll cancel them? - Mm-hmm. 422 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,480 Wow. Too bad for that person. 423 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,236 Alright, Janie. 424 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,280 It's been swell. Hope you had fun. 425 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,542 Ah. 426 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,054 Oh! 427 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,146 Excuse me. You speak English? 428 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,731 - Yes, I am fluent. Yes. - Oh. 429 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,109 I noticed that when you apologized to this man 430 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,361 you-you gave him a rather deep bow. 431 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:54,907 - Almost 90 degrees. - Yes, I-I spilled ice cream. 432 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,911 So I very sorry. So I apologize to him, yes. 433 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,789 Now the other night a Japanese fellow apologized to me. 434 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,333 But he only went down a-a few degrees. 435 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,917 - Kind of like that. - Like that? 436 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,295 - Yeah. - Oh, oh. 437 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,548 That is not apology to you. 438 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,175 No, he was not sorry at all. 439 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,552 - He wasn't sorry? - No, no. 440 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,597 He a little dismissive of you. 441 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,348 - Dismissive? - Yes. Yes. 442 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,267 - I got a dismissive bow? - Yes. 443 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,520 A little bit, uh... shit bow. 444 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,813 - Shit bow? - Shit bow. 445 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,273 - Shit bow. - Shit bow. 446 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,526 A shit bow I got. I got a shit bow. 447 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,653 No bow would be better than that bow. 448 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071 - No bow better? - Yes. 449 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,281 Little insulting to you. 450 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,199 Do you hear... Not a bow like that. 451 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,076 Not sorry at all. Little bitty bow. 452 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,330 {\an8}I'm sorry to tell you, but that was not apology. 453 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,166 Thank you very much. This has been very helpful to me. 454 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,752 - You're very welcome. - Can you bow for a thank you? 455 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,754 - You can bow for thank you. - You can bow for thank you? 456 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,214 - Sure, yes. - That's a thank you bow. 457 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,300 Thank you, yes. Very good. 458 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,926 - Good day to you. - Thank you very much. 459 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,094 Good luck. 460 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,388 How you doing, Lar? 461 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,974 - Doing good. - Yeah? 462 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,602 - I guess you heard. - Heard what? 463 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,979 Jane cancelled our date to the Tonys. 464 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,522 - Really? - Really. 465 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,275 I didn't know. 466 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,443 It's funny 'cause, you know, something doesn't figure 467 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,028 out of the whole thing. 468 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,780 I've known like four decades of women that you've dated. 469 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,616 None of them ever, ever talks about your performance. 470 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,825 You're a singles hitter your whole life 471 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,494 now all of a sudden you're Mr. Power Hitter? 472 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,830 You're Mr. Grand Slam? Mr. Get Anybody, even Jane, huh? 473 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,166 You doing something, Lar? What do you do? 474 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,377 - Can you explain this to me? - Well, I'm... 475 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,295 I'm on a new regiment. I'm-I'm working out. 476 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,465 I've changed my diet. Makes a big difference. 477 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,925 - You're working out? - Yeah. 478 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,551 - That's it? - That's it. 479 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,472 - What, are you juicing, Larry? - Pfft! 480 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,015 Are you juicing now? 481 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,561 I have never taken performance enhancing drugs ever. 482 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:52,942 Period. No no, no, no, no, no, no. 483 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,903 Got it. But it doesn't make sense, Larry. 484 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,571 I've known you too long, alright? 485 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,157 Something just does not add up. 486 00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,786 Outfield in. Play to first. 487 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,246 Alright, let's go, Larry. 488 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,914 Easy out. 489 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,302 - Yeah! - Well, get it in! 490 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,691 How are you doing? 491 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,694 - Did ya hear about Duckstein? - No. 492 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,031 Some lady walking her dog found him on the ground choking. 493 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,074 - What? Is he okay? - Yeah. 494 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,993 He's in the hospital, but they say he's gonna be fine. 495 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,329 You know how to do the Heimlich. You could have, you know. 496 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,789 Yeah, I know how to do the Heimlich. 497 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,041 You do. If you only went to lunch with him. 498 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,959 Yeah, you're right. I could have helped him. 499 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,546 - I feel terrible. - So how's things with Jane? 500 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,048 Oh, it's fantastic. 501 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,424 - She loves baseball. - I love that. 502 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,093 She's taking me to Cooperstown on Sunday. 503 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,970 She blew off the Tonys with Rosie. 504 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,263 - This woman blew off the Tonys! - Blew off the Tonys. 505 00:21:47,388 --> 00:21:48,891 - To take you to Cooperstown? - To take me to Cooperstown. 506 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,559 You know what, it's not like being with a guy. 507 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,354 It's like being with a great guy who happens to have a vagina 508 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,857 and knows the statistics of what Roy White hit in 1971. 509 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,692 - Exactly. - Unbelievable. 510 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,444 And I beat Rosie. 511 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,957 Hi. Here to pick up an order for a Larry David. 512 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:16,001 Oh, it's right over there. Should be ready in a second. 513 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,965 Hello. 514 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,093 I got the stapler, tape. 515 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,011 - Your soup is, look at this. - Wow. 516 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,390 You-you could run marathon and no spill it. See? 517 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,267 - Can I turn it upside down? - Yeah, sure. 518 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,811 - That's the test. - Yeah, sure. Turn down. 519 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,564 - Wow. - Good. 520 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,608 That's how you run a restaurant. You secure the take-out order. 521 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,570 You know, there is, uh, there's one more little issue 522 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,738 I just wanted to, uh, mention. 523 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,032 I-I was in the park and there was a Japanese fellow 524 00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:53,205 and I saw him bowing, but he bowed to 90 degrees. 525 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:58,085 Your bow was only like...15 degrees. 526 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,212 I asked him about it and he said 527 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:03,132 that what you did is actually dismissive. 528 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,885 So I just thought I would let you know about it. 529 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,761 Sure, yeah, thank you. 530 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,431 You know, listen, a bow is a bow, right? 531 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,433 No, he said a bow is not a bow. 532 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,435 - Yeah, a bow is a bow. - No, this is not a bow. 533 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,770 You were short of the authentic bow. 534 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,647 I had authentic bow. Bow is a bow. 535 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,900 He is not authentic. He doesn't know. 536 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,943 Is it possible you don't know the bow rules? 537 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,528 Bow rules? I understand the bow rules. 538 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,739 - You know your bow rules? - I was raised by bow rules. 539 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,532 - Did they mention a degree? - No. 540 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,869 They didn't mention degree because a bow is a bow. 541 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,579 Do you know what the Japanese guy in the park 542 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,705 actually said about your bow? 543 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,207 No, what did he say? 544 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,417 - He said... - Yeah. Uh-huh. 545 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,252 It's a shit bow. 546 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,504 He said shit bow? 547 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,715 Yes, those were his words. Shit bow. 548 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,801 My bow is a shit bow? 549 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,929 I'm not saying that. Let's find out. 550 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,097 I'll go on the internet, we'll do a little research 551 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,559 and then I'll come back and we'll see if-if, uh 552 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,019 your bow is right. 553 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,520 - Okay, sure. I do that for you. - Alright? 554 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,648 - We'll do contest. - Alright, we'll look it up. 555 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,608 Also, future reference, just to note 556 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,027 there's other good restaurants around too. 557 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,905 You should try sometime. There's good places here. 558 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:11,617 - I really enjoy this food. - Yeah, you do, huh? 559 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,577 - Yes. - For you, here we go. 560 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,454 Okay. 561 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,665 - That looked good. - Okay. 562 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,208 - That looked good. - Okay okay. 563 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,961 - I'm still gonna research. - Yeah, sure. Yeah, research. 564 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,879 - Okay? - Yeah, Wikipedia. 565 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:27,049 You're goddamn right. I'm living large. 566 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,927 I just had a croissant filled with motherfucking champagne. 567 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,595 Hey, I've got to talk to you. 568 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,932 Hold the fuck on, bitch. Hold the fuck up. Goddamn. 569 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,267 - What's up, Larry? - Got a date with Jane. 570 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:42,356 - Oooh. - I need a... 571 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,525 Supplement. 572 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:47,736 - A what? - You know, a supplement. 573 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,196 A supplement? What the fuck is that? 574 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,739 You know, one of the pills. I need a pill. 575 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,075 Oh, I'm out of pills, man. I don't have no pills. 576 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,952 - That's it. I'm out. - Since when? 577 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,494 You're popping these motherfuckers like candy. 578 00:24:56,619 --> 00:24:57,788 Why didn't you tell me? 579 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,540 I gotta tell you when I'm out of pills? 580 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,667 - You know I'm depending on it. - You got to go solo, man. 581 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,292 - What? Solo? - Go fucking solo. 582 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,962 She'll notice the drop off. How am I gonna do that? 583 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,840 Yeah, that's fucked up, you can't go into a fuck fight 584 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,300 with no goddamn weapon. That ain't cool. 585 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,927 Fucking walking in with a goddamn jump rope hanging 586 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,178 from your fucking pants, you know what I mean? 587 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,638 Get off the phone. Who are you talking to? 588 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,348 - I'll call you back - Come on. 589 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,725 I gotta pick her up in 2 hours. Can you think of anything? 590 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,978 - I need some help. - Oh, I've got an idea. 591 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,186 Here's what I want you to do, okay? 592 00:25:22,311 --> 00:25:24,148 Go around to Washington Square Park, alright? 593 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,846 Got any, uh, got any of that stuff? 594 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,598 The money. Come on. 595 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,280 - That's it? Two? - Yeah. 596 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,574 - I thought there were three. - That's it. Now beat it. 597 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,951 - Get out of here. - Nice to meet you. 598 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,453 Yeah. 599 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,006 - Alright, I've got one. - Okay. 600 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:35,344 Who holds the record for most postseason home runs? 601 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,471 Most post season home runs? Come on, Jane. 602 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,431 What are you doing? Give me a test. 603 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,766 - Come on. - Bernie Williams. 604 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,351 Wrong. Manny. 605 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,311 - Manny? - Manny Manny Man... Whoa! 606 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,106 Jeez, I'm so sorry. 607 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,358 - I took your shoe right off. - No, it's fine. 608 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,194 - Are you really sorry? Really? - Yes. Yes. 609 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,071 - Okay, then give me a bow. - I don't know if I'm bow sorry. 610 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:57,532 No, I need bow sorry or I'm not forgiving you. 611 00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:58,617 - Really? - Yeah. 612 00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,743 - You want the bow? - I do. 613 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,204 - Jane. - Larry. 614 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:03,872 - You've got it. - Yay. 615 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,167 Whoa, you dropped something. 616 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:10,504 What is this? 617 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,137 Are you juicing? 618 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,681 No, no! 619 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,143 Look, i-it's not for performance. 620 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,061 - It-it's just for recovery. - Bullshit, Larry. 621 00:27:27,186 --> 00:27:28,689 No, seriously. Are-are you kidding? 622 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,523 I can put up those numbers anytime. 623 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:31,900 You think anybody else could do what I do 624 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,570 just by taking one of those pills? I-I have skills. 625 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,032 Hey, w-what are you doing? Where's my ticket? 626 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,744 - What about the Hall of Fame? - You're not getting in. 627 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:46,248 Everybody's doing it! I was just leveling the playing field! 628 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:51,503 I'm sorry! So sorry! 629 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,592 [Larry] Anyway, you know, I-I heard about what happened. 630 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,595 and, uh, I really felt terrible and thought I should-- 631 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,554 Forget it, you know why 632 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,805 'cause the important thing is 633 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,140 whatever brought you here 634 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,267 is now the beginning of a friendship. 635 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,393 I approached you, I asked you... 636 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,103 - You let it sink in... - Mr. Duckstein. Lunch. 637 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,022 And here we are. Oh, lunch time. 638 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,441 Lunch time. You know something? 1 o'clock. 639 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,401 What do we have today? Salisbury steak. 640 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,777 Would you like to stay for lunch? 641 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,362 This could be our first meal together. 642 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,696 Get my friend some lunch. My new friend some lunch. 643 00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:21,241 You know something? This is so ironic. 644 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,244 We're having lunch after all. Talk about destiny. 645 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,121 I feel it, I know you feel it. 646 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,580 This is gonna be the first of 647 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:30,417 God knows how many lunches. Because this is the beginning. 50430

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