All language subtitles for Curb.Your.Enthusiasm.S08E02.The.Safe.House.1080p.BluRay.DDP5.1.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

It's okay. Let it go.

Let it go. This is pushing
buttons, and that's all right.

- No, you're safe, you're safe.
- Uh...

It's all right.
Let it go.

- Oh my.
- Uh...

Oh. Oh.

I just want to get some Chubby Hubby.

Sir, could you please give us a moment?

Yeah, aw.

Aw, aw.

Yes, aw.

A little to the left or the right.

Separate... separate.

Excuse me.

I'm trying to get to the Chubby Hubby.

- Yes, you said that.
- Yeah.

Yes, okay, that's a good girl.

Oh, oh my.

Poor baby.

Sir! Excuse me.
Now I've tried to be nice.

I have asked you to give us some space.

- What's this about?
- None of your business.

Personal.
It's a personal thing?

- Would you please?
- Okay, alright.

Thank you.

Don't pay attention to that jerk.

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, are you alright, sweetheart?

It's gonna be...

[Marty] You're not going
to believe this.

Richard is dating a burlesque dancer.

- I had dinner with them.
- Really?

I don't like to sound like a pig

but she has magnificent breasts.

- What's she like?
- She's dumb.

All she wanted to talk
about was how she dances

how the crowd loves her and--

- Oh, here he is.
- I'm sorry.

- Huh?
- Let me alone.

Don't yell at me.
They moved the audition.

It's, like, in 10 minutes.

I was on the phone with an ex-girlfriend

who was suicidal, so I
couldn't exactly hang up

to say I want to go to a salad bar.

Wait, she's going to commit
suicide and she calls you?

A lot of people call me
who are suicidal, yeah.

I don't think you'd be my suicide call.

- You're kidding me.
- No, I don't think you'd be.

What would bring you to the brink

of suicide out of curiosity?

Can I ask him why he
wouldn't call me first?

- What would bring you...
- Him.

- Oh, he would?
- He would.

Oh, so you'd be calling the
guy who caused you to--

Yeah. By the way, are you
dating a burlesque dancer?

- What makes you say that?
- We heard.

I didn't say anything bad.
I said she was beautiful.

Why do you have to blab
about my personal life?

You didn't swear him to secrecy.
What's the big deal?

Hey, if it wasn't for fucking burlesque

we wouldn't have Chaplin
or the Marx Brothers.

Oh, Chaplin was a great pole dancer.

Admit it, the only reason
you're going out with her

is because of her ample bosom.

That's despicable to say
that to me. Of course not.

For her superior brains and
her sense of worth and--

[Marty] Have you set a date aside

when you're going to
finally look at her face?

That's-that's really funny.
Yeah, laugh it up.

Alright, listen,
I have an audition now

so if you don't mind.

- I'll see you later.
- That's very funny.

That's it?
You come for two minutes?

I told you why I'm late.
I have an audition.

Quite frankly
I'm a little offended

by you just focusing on

a woman's breasts and nipples

when maybe I'm in love
with her, alright?

- So how does that--
- You're always in love.

No, I'm not always in love.

But she also gives to charity

and she has a great personality.

- She gives to charity?
- That's right.

- Milk?
- Huh?

- She gives milk?
- That's funny too?

You guys are on a fuckin' roll. I'm out.

[Marty] Dance for underprivileged kids.

Charity!

Gives to charity?
Alright, I gotta go.

Look at the stuff that
comes out of his mouth.

- I got an idea.
- Hmm?

Why don't the three of us

one night this week go see her dance?

Hell yes.

We're not doing anything wrong.

No, let's go.
He never said we couldn't.

We can't say anything to him, we can't--

Who's gonna...
He doesn't need to know.

We sit in the back.
I say we go.

- What are you doing?
- I don't need to do that.

I did a hands in.

Please, we don't need a hands in.

I'm gonna get going.
You got lunch?

- I got it. I got it.
- Okay, thank you.

Yeah, let's go see her.
What the hell?

Oh, you'll love it, believe me.

Excuse me, I've just gotta
run out for one second.

Could you just keep an eye
on my computer for me?

- Sure.
- Thanks.

Excuse me.

Would you mind keeping an
eye on that computer?

The guy asked me, but I have to go.

Um, yeah sure, okay.

Good, thanks.

Aha!

Ha ha!

Okay, this is the dog.

This is the dog that's
been going on my lawn.

- No bag? Where's your bag?
- Well...

You know, life, it gets
so crazy sometimes.

- Oh, life gets crazy?
- Yeah.

If you're gonna have a dog,
you have to have a bag.

I will bring a bag. I didn't
bring a bag today. I'm really--

Because the dog without the
bag... It's incomplete.

It's a marriage. The bag and
the dog, they go together.

I just don't see why you
had to yell at me.

I'm yelling for society, for everybody.

- It's not just me.
- Got it.

- People make mistakes.
- Every day?

Roscoe, come.

[Marty] Don't you love this place?

[Leon] This shit is fucking amazing.

- It's great.
- Yeah.

- Do you love it?
- What are you doing?

- I'm looking for Lewis.
- Let loose.

He's not here.
Have a good time.

[Marty] We ought to do this more often.

Come to disgusting strip clubs?

- Why is it disgusting?
- That's a harsh word.

Watch this shit.

- That's her. That's her.
- That's her?

It's like Jell-O pudding inside
of those motherfuckers.

She is communicating right now.

Understand what I'm trying to tell you?

In Hawaii, they move hands and hips.

Out here, it's titties.

The fuckin' titties are
talking right now.

And what exactly are they saying?

Those titties are a blabbermouth
you know what I'm talking about?

They're fuckin' just
yippity-yapping right now.

Did you have fun?

No, not really.

Boy, I had a blast.

- You know what I think?
- What?

- I think Lewis lost his mind.
- Why?

I just saw his girlfriend's
tits, that's why.

So what?
He's not gonna marry her.

He's just having fun.

How can you not tell me you
were going to see Stella?

She's my girlfriend, for Christ's sakes.

Yeah you're right. We probably
should have told you.

You're right. But-but you
didn't say we shouldn't go.

And by the way, if you're
dating somebody who takes

their clothes off in public,
then what's the difference?

Everybody's gonna see her.

You went there like a pervert.

Hey, I didn't-I didn't
even see that much.

What percentage of the show
did you look at her breasts?

- I saw like...
- Hello, tiger.

- Hi honey. Good to see you.
- Hi, sweetie. Sorry I'm late.

This is Larry, one of my oldest friends.

Nice to meet you.
I've heard so much about you.

I thought you said he was old.

- You don't seem that old.
- Well--

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

I didn't know Marilyn Monroe
was on the base, sir.

He made out like you were
a granddad, you know?

You called me old?

You're two days older than I am.

You're a dissipated alcoholic.
How dare you?

- Recovering alcoholic.
- Alright, recovering.

Okay, listen, sorry, I
didn't mean to start

an argument or anything.

By the way, I actually did see

your show last night.

- You came to see my show?
- Yes.

I enjoyed the presentation.

What do you know about burlesque?

I saw the movie "Gypsy"
with Natalie Wood.

Oh, then you should be a professor

at Ohio State and teach this.

I think it sounds like you
appreciate the art form.

Well, I appreciate naked women.

Did you like the
air fucking number I did?

The air fucking was sensational.

- You liked that? Yeah, yeah?
- Yes.

But let me just say this, okay?

Your breasts are magnificent.

- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- What did you just say?

You're not dissecting a frog
in 12th-grade biology.

It's okay.
I take it as a compliment.

She's not a specimen in a cup.

By the way, I did notice in the show

that there's a small mole

on the underside of your right breast

that you might want to get checked out.

Are you being serious?
There's a mole?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

How did you see a small mole
from where you were sitting?

I have breast vision and
that's how I'm able to--

- You have breast vision?
- Yes.

Why don't you go to every burlesque show

and just stare at all the breasts?

I could be a burlesque dermatologist.

- We'll get it checked out.
- Thank you very much.

- Yeah, for sure.
- You're welcome.

Well well well, look who's here.

- You don't remember me?
- No.

I'm the idiot who asked
you to look after

my computer yesterday, remember?

- Yeah. So where is it?
- You didn't get that back?

No, I didn't get it back.
Why am I asking you?

I didn't get it back and
it's gone and so were you.

You were taking such a long time.

I had to get going and
I gave it to someone.

- Who did you give it to?
- I don't know.

- I gave it to some black guy.
- You gave it to some black guy?

- Yeah.
- You gave it to a black guy?!

Because that's...
I mean...

What I was about to say was

why wouldn't you give
it to a black person?

In fact, that day when we were in there

I had been looking for a black person

to leave my computer with.

I didn't see one, so I left it with you.

Left it with me.
Good good.

I'm sure it's gonna turn up.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for him.

I'm gonna go in. He's probably
dropped it off in there.

Probably dropped it off.

- Take care.
- Okay.

[Leon] Larry!

What up, man?

Oh, uh, nothing.

Who's that dude, man?

Well, I mean it's not a big deal.

He gave me his computer to watch...

- Uh-huh.
- And I had to leave.

And I gave it to this guy

and he never gave the computer back.

Who the fuck did you give it to?

It was a guy.
Not important.

Who the fuck did you give it to?

A black guy.

- Wow.
- I'm sorry.

- God damn.
- I didn't want to tell you.

- Fuckin' black dude in there...
- You forced it out of me.

I feel fuckin' bad now.
Know what I mean?

You trusted that black motherfucker.

- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

I don't want you thinking
that shit about me,

you understand?

I could've stole this motherfucker

plenty of times, but I didn't.

I know the code to the
fuckin' house and shit.

3948, right?
The last four

of your Social Security
card number is 4938.

All you did was change it around.

All that shit I fuckin' know.
ATM numbers.

Remember that time you
gave me the ATM card

to get gas for the car and shit?

And your signature...
Come on.

It's a big L. It's real clear, right?

Then the "arry David" it's like sloppy.

Any man can do that shit.
Your mom's maiden name...

Ratner. You know what I mean?

All they wanna know is that part.

- Where are the car keys?
- Inside the car.

I'll drive.

Who the fuck told you my
mother's maiden name?!

- I must've overheard it.
- You're going through my shit!

[Leon] There's shit
laying around the house!

[Larry] Where the fuck did you find out'

my mother's maiden...

- Oh, hi.
- Hello.

I'm your neighbor
Margaret.

Actually, I'm realizing now that
we've run into each other--

- The supermarket.
- Oh yeah.

That was kind of an awkward thing there.

I was just trying to get some ice cream.

I understand that.
I understand that.

Chubby Hubby.

You wouldn't move over.
It was odd.

Well, there was a little
more to it than that.

I know the woman was crying. I saw that.

But still, she could have
cried a foot or two over.

Well, you see, the reason she was crying

is she's a-a new member
of our safe house

that I'm the housemother for.

- Safe house?
- Yes.

Some people call them battered women.

I choose not to use that phrase.

- Oh, they're battered.
- I think it's very pejorative.

- So anyway--
- Oh, where's the house?

It's just a couple of doors down.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

And speaking of those women

a couple of days ago

I think there was a little incident

with one of our members and her dog.

She's also part of the
sorority over there?

Well, we don't call it a sorority.

But yes, she is one of our members.

And Saundra was so upset
when she came home.

- She was upset?
- Yes.

Her dog pooped all over
my lawn three times.

She doesn't clean it up.
She doesn't bring a bag.

What we would love as
neighbors and friends

to invite you in to start a discussion.

And you can talk to Karen and
you can talk to Saundra

and you can bring up your issues...

- And perhaps apologize...
- Apologize?

For any discomfort you caused them.

I don't know why I would apologize.

- I didn't really do anything.
- Well--

All I want to do is buy some ice cream.

All I want to do is have a clean lawn...

Without poop on it.
I didn't really do anything.

And you know what would
be wonderful, Larry?

Is that so many of these women
have a negative connotation

as far as a male perspective goes.

Of course, yes.

So it would be so great

to have a safe man in their midst

that could give them a male perspective

that they could feel good about hearing.

So I would be representing men.

In a safe place, yes.
What do you say?

I'm happy to be the male representative.

Oh my goodness, that's wonderful.

Maybe I could drum up a
date over there, huh?

Oh, now, Larry, let's
remember boundaries.

Hi. A little bit of a
surprise for all of you.

I'd like to introduce our
neighbor and friend Larry.

What a great pleasure to meet you all.

By the way, very nice house,
if you don't mind my saying.

- Beautiful.
- isn't it nice?

I don't know where you
were living before

but I would think this

probably would be a step up.

You hit the jackpot
with this place, huh?

You know what, Larry? Thank
you for admiring our home.

You're really hitting the
cake here, huh? And donuts?

Well, you're welcome to help yourself.

I hope you guys are working
out eating this...

My father would call this crap.
That's a lot of crap.

Well, Larry, I think you might
remember our friend Saundra.

- A pleasure.
- Hi.

Did you have anything you wanted

to say to Saundra?

I do have something
I'd like to say.

First off, I want to apologize

if I hurt your feelings in any way

as a result of the dog pooping.

I was just going to say

that your anger is your problem

and it's not my problem anymore.

Okay, but it really was great

that Larry acknowledged your
feelings and apologized.

- I guess, yeah.
- Hmm.

She doesn't seem to be
too overwhelmed by it.

Well, but you know what?

I feel very good about

that interaction and--

It's just that dogs don't really
have control of when they go.

Yeah, but the owner has control
of where the dog goes.

Right. You know what?

Do you want to apologize to my dog?

Because you really yelled at my dog.

Yeah, it's very hard
to apologize to a dog

because they're a stupid animal.

Well, you know, okay, again

We're going to move on down the couch.

And I think you may also remember Karen.

[Larry] Karen!

I would just like to
apologize to you as well

if I made you uncomfortable
in any way at the market...

- You did. It's okay.
- Wow.

...when you were bawling in
front of the refrigerator.

I have no problem with
crying in a grocery store.

- I was very upset.
- I know, I see.

I would suggest, however,
that the next time

you feel overwhelmed by something

to go to a different section

a section that's not used
as much as the ice cream

which gets a lot of action.

I would go maybe to the,
where the Japanese food is.

The ho is in sauce
I don't think is a big...

It's not like buying ice cream.
It's a different--

[Margaret] Again, I am going to
say we're going to concentrate

on the positive part of
what you had to say.

- So--
- Who's that one?

That is Dale.
She's one of our members.

- Dale? Wow.
- Yes.

Why don't you finish what
you were saying to Karen?

What a bovine she is, huh?

- Jesus.
- Well, okay, so--

She's like the capo here, huh?

No. No, she's not, Larry.

Does she run the show?
Tell me the truth.

No, she doesn't.
Nobody runs the show.

Is this the inspirational
speaker that we're getting?

No, that's next week.

This is our friend and neighbor Larry.

Oh, my God.
What happened to you?

We are again going to stay
in the present moment...

- Being grateful and being...
- inspirational speaker?

What in the fuck is she talking about?

We have somebody coming in next week.

And, um, I think she just got confused.

- But instead--
- Yeah, I could see that.

- Um, now--
- The washing machine's fucked.

Thank you, Dale.

That darn washing machine.
I'll tell you, we

We use it so much, as you can
imagine with all of our members.

I'll tell you what
I'll do for you.

If you need a machine,
you're welcome to come

and use my machine anytime you want.

- Oh my goodness.
- How about that?

- Wow. Oh, is that generous.
- Huh?

- Huh?
- That is incredible.

Isn't that a beautiful gesture?

That is great.

Give me a little round of
applause if you want to.

It won't kill you.
Go ahead.

[Margaret] That would be fine.

Sure. Why not?

- You deserve that.
- That's kind of tepid.

Anyway, thank you.
That was very kind of you.

How about the marm here, huh?
How about this marm?

Okay, well, that's alright, Larry.

- How about this marm?
- Okay, thank you.

[Margaret] I think that I'm
just gonna say goodbye.

Um, if you touch it it's yours.

Well, again,
thank you, Larry.

Thank you so much.

And, uh, ladies,
I'm just going

to walk our guest to the door.

- Mm, Krispy Kreme?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

And thank you so much. Okay.

This fuckin' thing is unbelievable!

Alright, okay.

Larry, thank you again for coming by.

Couldn't be happier.

Did you put one of these
disgusting things

back in here after eating it?

I might have.
I have bad manners.

There's a whole side dish
here for the remnants.

- This is the remnant plate.
- Hello, boys.

- Hi, beautiful.
- Hi.

- Oh!
- Oh hi.

- Hello, gorgeous.
- I am so happy.

I just came from the doctor

and the mole is absolutely fine.

- Fantastic! You see that?
- I know, I know.

- I knew.
- That's good.

- Believe me, I knew all along.
- I was so worried for a while.

I'm very happy for you.

Although if you told me
that it wasn't fine

I still would have been happy
because I would have said

"See? Good thing I told you
to go to the doctor."

And something happened
when I saw the doctor.

I started talking about how much pain

I'm always in with my boobs...

- What do you mean pain?
- That I get these backaches.

And I've decided that I...

I'm going to get my, my breasts reduced.

You're going to what?

I'm going to get them reduced.

- That's--
- What?

- She's hilarious.
- That's funny.

- That's funny.
- No.

That's a good joke.

I'm serious. Yeah.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I get backaches all the time.

Like it's really, really painful.

You take an Advil for that stuff.

You throw a couple of stones

behind your brassiere.

- You just even it out.
- What's the big deal?

- Oh my God.
- Like a seesaw.

Okay, boys, you obviously
don't understand.

Imagine you had huge balls.

- Yeah?
- Balls?

Enormous, sweaty, just
filled with spunk--

You're comparing breasts with balls?

People hate balls.
Balls are reviled.

You can't even mention balls and
breasts in the same breath.

Of course you can.
Balls are male boobs.

Balls are disgusting.
They're hideous.

Everybody wants to see those.
Who wants to see balls?

- Right.
- People want to see those.

- Sorry.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Wow, I am talking

to two schoolboys right now.

How much are you planning on taking off?

- Maybe half.
- Half? Did you say half?

I'll be able to go jogging.

- Half?
- Half, yeah.

You don't just love me
for my tits, do you?

Larry, please, do I
have to defend myself in this?

Hold it. There's many things
you can say about this guy.

- Uh-huh.
- But not that.

- Not that.
- Thank you.

How could you even suggest

that I would think that?

Look, you hurt the man.
You hurt the man.

Look at him.
It's insulting.

- As his friend I'm insulted.
- Okay, sorry.

- I just, you know--
- Listen, we'll discuss this.

I'm there for you regardless
of what you have

to do, because I love you.
Everything will be fine.

Oh, I'm so happy you're so supportive!

Thank you, sweetie. I'm just
going to the loo, okay?

Back in a sec.

You're the woman of my dreams

for Christ's sake.

- You fucking idiot.
- What?

You did this.
You're responsible for this.

You looked at her mole
with a goddamn telescope

like Galileo jerking off
from 40 feet away.

I had breast vision,
I told you.

Because of you I'm going to
lose this beautiful woman

with that figure, with those boobs.

I thought you didn't
care about her breasts.

All right, I lied.
What am I supposed to do now?

Go from a Double D to a...
What's half of Double D?

B+? No, B-.

B-. It's closer to the D, yes.

What's closer to the D,
the minus or the plus?

I don't give a shit, quite frankly.

This is not algebra.
This is my life.

- Life is short. How dare she?
- How dare she?

Yeah, what gives her the right?
It's self-centered.

- It really is.
- It is selfish.

- Isn't it?
- Totally.

[Larry] She's getting
half of it taken off.

Reduce them by half.

There shouldn't be a
motherfucker out there

cutting titties down.

You don't fuckin' wanna reduce

your titties by half and expect

a motherfucker to be
happy with that shit.

- You know what I'm saying?
- I do.

- I do know what you're saying.
- You know what I'm saying?

Why do you keep asking me that?
I know what you're saying.

Sometimes you don't know
what the fuck I'm saying.

I know what the fuck you're saying.

I explain it to you and you
don't fucking get it.

I get it. You want to
give me a test on it?

You like fucking full
titties or half titties?

You got two half titties, right?

- Know no better.
- Alright, you know what?

We could talk till we're
blue in the face.

I don't mean that as a
racial thing either.

Would I ever turn fucking blue?

- It's an expression.
- Who turns fuckin' blue?

You say that to white people
too. You can't turn blue?

- Hell no I can't turn blue.
- Blacks blush. You blush?

- Blacks don't fuckin' blush.
- You never saw a black blush.

Never seen a black blush
in my fuckin' life.

Blacks don't fuckin' blush.

- Hey, Laura.
- Hey, Larry. Thank you so much.

- We really appreciate it.
- You're very welcome.

- Did you use the Downey?
- Yes, I did.

- Hi, Dale.
- Hey.

- Wow.
- Huh?

Did you get a load of that one?

- Yo, she's something else, man.
- Isn't she?

- Who could fuck her up?
- I know.

Me and you couldn't take that bitch.

She must have made up a story

or something to get in there.

I bet she heard about it

from a friend in there.

And my guess is she's
living in some dump

and decided to move over.

Gotta find out what the
fuck the story is.

I'm going to find out right now.

Shit.

Yoo-hoo!

How's the laundry coming along?

- It's coming along.
- Huh? Coming along?

Yeah.

- You ever ice skate?
- No.

Maybe I'll take you ice
skating sometime.

- That'd be fun.
- I guess.

So, Dale, if you don't mind my saying

with all due respect,
I was just wondering

how you kind of...

...you know, wound up over there.

Because it looks like you could...

...take care of yourself.

- It's none of your business.
- Ah, okay.

Because the thing about it is that

I just don't see anybody
taking you down.

Ahh!

That is some shiner you got there.

Can you tell me how it happened?

I was home and I was
talking to somebody.

And... I said something
I shouldn't have said.

So this person struck you?

No. I fell.

Yeah, I fell. I'm clumsy.

I'm really clumsy.
I trip all the time.

But, you know, I kind of...

I deserved it actually.

- I was wrong.
- Larry.

Excuse me, we're--

- I need some money.
- You need money?

I gave you $40 yesterday.
What for?

I'm fuckin' hungry waiting around

all this fuckin' time and shit.

Can't you see
I'm in pain here?

I know. I'm sorry.

But I'm fuckin' hungry right now.

What are you going to get?

- Fuckin' fruit chews.
- Fruit chews?

You know how bad those
are for your teeth?

You want to spend the winter
in the dentist's office?

- Put this on my fuckin' tab.
- On your tab?

Like you're going to pay me back.

You know I got you.
Give me a few dollars.

Alright.
I'll give you some.

- I love you, Larry.
- Yeah, I love you too.

- I'm sorry, you know him?
- Yeah, he lives with me.

- You live together?
- Yeah, we live together.

Uh-huh.

You know, I didn't even
ask him to move in.

He just moved in, doesn't pay any rent

and he eats all my food.
He knows all about me.

He knows my mother's maiden name.

I've got to get this
guy out of my house.

It's driving me crazy.

Mr. David, is there anything

that you'd like to tell
me about this accident?

This is completely in confidence.

- No, mm-mm.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Hello?
- Larry. Lewis.

- Hey!
- Hey, how are you doing?

Good. What's happening?

Stella is going through with

the breast reduction on Friday.

Oh, I am so sorry.

So on Thursday I'm going to throw myself

and those breasts a farewell party

like they've never seen in their lives.

A breast blowout.

A breast blowout.
Exactly right.

Because I'm going to go to
the Biltmore downtown.

I'm going to have all their favorite

frozen margaritas and put flowers there.

It's like the last time
you're going to see them.

- Like you're going off to war.
- Absolutely.

I never went to 'Nam and I feel
like this is sort of like

in a way sort of the same thing for me.

- Alright good luck.
- I'll speak to you soon.

Okay.

Oh my God, so I asked you
to watch this computer

for two minutes, I told you
to give it to the guy

when he comes back in,
and what? You-you...

You're not the guy.

Alright,
I made a mistake.

I thought you were somebody else.

- Sorry.
- Who did you think I was?

I thought you were this
guy who I told to watch

this computer and... he stole it.

Oh. So was this guy black or white?

Pfft, happened to be black.

So you think that all
black people look alike?

I think all computers look alike.

Have a nice day.

[Saundra] One statement.

It's hard to make
decisions in the moment.

So buy a bunch of one thing

and then we have a lot of
one things to choose--

- Excuse me, gotta get in here.
- Sir, don't ever touch me.

Sorry, we're from a
battered women's shelter.

Well, it looks like you could
take care of yourself, honestly.

- Oh my God.
- Hey. I know.

It's me, Bob, from the
restaurant, your neighbor.

Oh my God are you serious?

Yes. I'm so sorry.
I had to take off.

I know you asked me to
watch the computer

but nobody else looked trustworthy.

So, I couldn't leave it
there, so I took it with me

and I figured
I'd track you down.

And now we can find the rightful owner.

Nobody else looked trustworthy.

And I thought you took it!

Well, no well, I did, but
I'm bringing it back.

Hey, You know what?
I gotta return some laundry

to some neighbors.
You got two minutes?

- Can you wait in the house for me?
- Yeah yeah, sure.

Make yourself at home and
I'll be right back.

Okay.

Hi, sir. We're responding to
a domestic battery call.

I-I don't live here.

Um, the owner of the
house, he just left.

Sir, you match the description
of somebody who's been reported

for domestic battery at this address.

No, no, no, no, no, see, the owner,

he just walked out.
He'll be right back.

Well, apparently you've been
living here with Mr. David

and he's been trying to get rid of you.

It's all in the doctor's statement.

No, no, no, no, no,
look, we can just talk

to Mr. David.
He'll explain everything.

You won't be speaking to Mr. David.

He's being moved to a safe house.

What?! No no! I was just
returning a computer.

- You're going to jail now.
- A computer.

I don't live here.
You're making a mistake.

Wait for the guy to come back.
He'll tell... God damn it!

- Hello.
- Hey, Richie boy!

How's it going?
Having fun?