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Jeez.
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What are you doing in there?
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- What in the world was that?
- What?
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What, do you got Seabiscuit
in there with you?
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- What?
- That was crazy.
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- Oh, yeah.
- I never heard a...
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A stream like that.
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Yeah, I'm taking this new pill.
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That is, like, not human, that sound.
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It's got some backsplash too.
I gotta be careful.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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All right, so... anyway,
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it seems like Meg Ryan
is just not gonna work,
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because her schedule is too busy
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- and we're not gonna get her.
- Work? Work for what?
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For George's ex-wife.
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But Lisa Kudrow
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I think would also be great.
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- She's a great actress.
- Great actress.
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But I think you want...
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I think you want to go with
an unknown for this part.
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- Why?
- Because you believe that it's real.
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What's real got to do with what we do?
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Well, when George's ex-wife
calls him from the plane,
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right?
And, uh...
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He's got the TiVo guy there...
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- Mm-hmm?
- ...That happened to me
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- With Cheryl.
- Uh-huh.
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Cheryl should play this part.
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Cheryl!
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Maybe somebody that looks
like Cheryl, that's an idea.
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- No, but she--
- What about Renee Zellweger?
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But Cheryl, she's unknown
and she lived this part.
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- And she's an actress!
- So the person that it happens to
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- Is the best actor?
- What else do you want?
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You think Nixon could have
been Nixon in "frost/Nixon"?
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- Nixon's not an actor.
- Neither is Cheryl.
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- She is.
- All right, let's have her read.
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She can read.
Maybe she'll get it.
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- I'm open to it.
- You're open to it.
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- Yes.
- Hey, guys, here's the latest scripts.
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- There you go.
- Thank you very much.
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And, oh! Reminder-- you have
lunch with Richard Lewis,
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- Both of you.
- Okay, thanks.
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What is that?
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Yeah, that air conditioner
is-- I don't know.
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- It's making noise up there.
- Oh, I'll get it.
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Oh, here we go.
Don't worry about it.
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I used to do this for
my mom all the time.
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Oh, yep, hang on.
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There we go.
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It smells like a
rattlesnake is in there.
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Oh, there--
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- Does that sound better?
- Yeah, it's a little better.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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There we go.
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All right, you guys need anything else?
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- Are you good?
- No, we're good.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, thanks, Maureen.
- Yeah.
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I can't take it anymore.
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- How can she walk around like that?
- Every day.
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Every day, every day.
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We have to make a change.
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We can't.
Julia got her the job.
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We can't fire her.
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- We have to talk to her.
- Oh, okay.
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You need to talk to her
about her clothing.
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- I-- I can't do that.
- What are you talking about?
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I can't-- I can't do it.
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Why not?
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- I don't want to.
- Do you think I want to?
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- I don't want to.
- You have to.
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- I have to?
- Yes.
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Are you crazy?
You do it.
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No, but you-- it's the kind
of thing you do so well.
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- I do well?
- Yes!
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Are you nuts?
This is your forte.
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- No no no no no.
- Yes yes yes.
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You're smart and eloquent,
that's what you are.
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This is not a call for eloquence.
This is a call for charm,
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for, you know, lightness
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and breeziness.
That's you.
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You're really the boss.
You're the star of the show.
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She'd really respect it coming from you.
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I'm white glove.
White gloves, Larry.
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I don't do those things.
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When we did the show, you were
the one who did this stuff.
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Remember the cook? How you told her
she was using too much mayonnaise?
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- You did that!
- I know.
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And she came back the
next day duly chastened,
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fixed the tuna, fixed the egg salad.
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I know, but mayonnaise is not personal.
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The mayonnaise is as personal to the
chef as her flabby stomach is to her.
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So how are we gonna decide
who's-- I'm not doing it.
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We'll choose.
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- Odds even.
- One takes.
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- One takes.
- What do you got?
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- Odds.
- You got odds?
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- I got evens.
- Okay.
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- One two three--
- shoot!
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I win.
Do it.
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Okay, thank you.
Bye.
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- Hey, Larry.
- Hey.
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- What's going on?
- Not too much.
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- Yeah?
- Jerry and I were just talking.
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Mm-hmm.
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And...
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We kind of have a little
bit of a problem...
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Oh no.
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...With the, uh...
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The bare midriff.
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What-- with my shirt?
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This is all exposed and the stomach--
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If it's not too much trouble...
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- Uh-huh.
- ...Maybe you could start wearing longer shirts?
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- What do you think?
- Okay.
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- I see, okay.
- What?
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- It's because I'm a woman. I understand.
- No!
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[Larry stammers] - I didn't think
you were like that, Larry,
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- But I guess you are.
- I'm not like that! No, I'm not.
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Because if a man was wearing this, you
wouldn't go out and say anything to him.
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Even if it was a man,
I wouldn't want to see that.
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"That"?
What is "That," Larry?
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Well, that.
You know.
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- Why do you keep doing this?
- Do I?
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- Yes.
- Oh.
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- Um, I don't know.
- What is the problem, Larry?
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- Are you offended by my body?
- Not at all, not at all!
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But it's not really appropriate
attire for an office.
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Okay, so you want me to
wear, like, a burka?
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Not a burka, but something
in-between this and a burka.
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Do you know that I have
lost 68 lbs in two years?
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- That is fantastic.
- Thank you.
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- I'm so happy for you.
- I'm very proud of it and I want to flaunt what I've got.
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You can flaunt 2/3 of the
day outside of the office.
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And then you got 1/3 non-flaunt.
Do you have to flaunt 24 hours?
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Why not take a break in the flaunt?
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Why would I need to take
a break in the flaunt?
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There's something about being
a little mysterious--
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"Oooh, what's under that?
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Hey, look at that woman.
What has she got under there?
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- What's going on with that one?"
- You know what, Larry?
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I don't need this, okay?
I quit. I'm sorry.
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- You're gonna quit?
- Yeah, I can't do it, Larry.
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- I'm not gonna do this stuff for you anymore.
- No, I understand.
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- I completely understand.
- I'm not going on vitamin runs.
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- I'm not gonna go buy your socks for you anymore.
- Yeah, I'll buy my own socks.
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That's fucking ridiculous.
I'm out of here.
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- Seriously?
- Yes, I'm gone, Larry!
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Done!
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[Jerry] I cannot believe she's gone.
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I thought maybe she would
change what she wore.
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But I never thought we could
be done with her completely.
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But isn't that really
why you sent me in?
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I mean, were you thinking of it
somewhere in the back of your mind?
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- I was hoping, yeah. I was thinking...
- That I would mishandle that
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- And it would lead to something terrible?
- I thought, "This Bulvan
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will walk in there and in two minutes
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she'll be out in a huff."
That's what I thought.
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[Larry] hey, come on, man!
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- Just pulling out like that!
- Idiot!
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What's he doing?
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You got something you want
to say to me, cuntface?
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- Huh?
- Hey, look, I'm sorry.
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I didn't see you pull out. I'm sorry.
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Learn to fucking drive, you fuck!
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- [Larry] honking's very dangerous.
- [Jerry] yeah.
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I try never to honk.
Only in dire emergencies.
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So you just wait if someone's in front
of you, the light has turned--
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Nothing? You just sit behind them and wait?
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- Can you do a little-- huh?
- The gentle honk?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- The throat clear.
- The most I could do
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- Is a gentle honk.
- Exactly.
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- "Hello, excuse me."
- Do you have that technique?
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- I do a great excuse me.
- It's a language.
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- It's a Lang-- absolutely.
- Yeah.
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- By the way.
- What?
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How many napkins does a person need
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to get through a sandwich?
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I don't know.
I use a lot of napkins.
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- Always. Every meal.
- You should bring a bath towel to eat.
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That's
what you should bring.
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- Hey, guys, I'm so--
- Hey!
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- Hey hey, man, good to see you.
- How are you?
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- Long time. Good to see you.
- What do you like to do?
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- I don't know what you do.
- Plea-- yeah.
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[Larry] we-- we ordered.
We couldn't wait.
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I can see. But I'm-- can I--
I want to eat something.
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I'm famished, so...
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- You know, can I-- I'm starved.
- [Jerry] oh.
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- Move over.
- I'm starved.
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- You should-- you know.
- What? No, you.
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What's going on?
Can I sit down?
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Come on, scootch over.
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How many years you guys-- you know
this guy? You're close friends.
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Right, I know him longer so
he should sit over there,
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because I'm actually gonna be
talking to him more than you
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so I should have eye contact with him
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as opposed to turning around
and straining my neck.
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You know, I'm a lefty.
I can't--
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It'll be to your right.
It works to your advantage.
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Look, the only reason you want me
to slide over is because you want
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- The luxury suite.
- Of course I want the luxury suite.
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- You want the luxury suite too.
- Yes, I do.
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You're right, you're right,
I do. But you--
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- Hey, where'd he go?
- Oh my God.
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- What the hell?
- [Richard] I'm fucking angry at you.
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Hi, guys.
Hi!
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- Hi.
- I was just on the lot.
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- I thought I'd come by and say hi.
- Hi, Cheryl.
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Jerry, I wanted to thank you so much.
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- Oh.
- This is gonna be so great.
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Thank you for giving me the part
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in the "Seinfeld" reunion.
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- The--?
- The part on the reunion show?
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- You know.
- Oh.
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So-- I am so excited about it
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- And I wanted to thank you personally.
- Oh, well,
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I'm-- I--
I can't believe it.
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- I can't either!
- Why don't-- I'll go meet you upstairs.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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I'll see you upstairs.
Go--
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Why don't you go up?
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All right.
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- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
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- I got an odd, um--
- No.
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- -Vibe from him.
No?
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No.
You know, the only thing is
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you prob-- um...
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You're kinda gonna have to--
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- Audition, yeah.
- I have to audition for this part?
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- I thought you said I had it.
- No, you do have it.
235
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- You do have it, you know.
- That's why--
236
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It's like winning an election
but waiting to get sworn in.
237
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So the audition is the
swearing in. It's nothing.
238
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- It's a formality.
- Formality, yeah.
239
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- But I have the part?
- You just show up and read it,
240
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,124
and just-- you know, he needs
to see that-- read it?
241
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,876
He needs to see that you can read
and write, you know, whatever.
242
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,503
- All right, well--
- All right, so--
243
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,005
I'll see you, uh... you'll
call me and tell me.
244
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,133
- Okay.
- Right? When to come in and--
245
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,759
- Yeah.
- --For the formality.
246
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,886
- You look good.
- Thank you.
247
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,681
I can't believe that you
would have the audacity
248
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to even-- to even broach the subject,
249
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,311
- To have the gut-- okay.
- Well, first of all, I didn't do it.
250
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,022
Excuse me, he did it.
Listen,
251
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,400
what is this with
Maureen? What-- what--
252
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,527
I tried to be very sensitive.
253
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,279
I-- I did, but she stormed out.
254
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,865
You can't go up to a woman
255
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,367
and tell her that her
shirt is inappropriate
256
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,872
or distracting to you or whatever
the hell you said. It is sexist!
257
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,666
- It's completely sexist.
- We would have said that to a man
258
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,376
if-- if there was man flab.
259
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,461
- Yeah.
- A man wouldn't even dress like that.
260
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,714
Women dress like that.
That's the look for the...
261
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,133
- ... Young girls.
- Yeah, for your swinging,
262
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,677
sexy L.A. scene that you live in.
263
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,721
- We don't live in that world.
- What are you talking about?
264
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,723
He lives in Los Angeles.
Who do you think you are?
265
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,225
He lives in his own mind. He
doesn't know anything about it.
266
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,061
The point is this-- there's lots of
men that we talked about hiring
267
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,814
that we wouldn't hire for
various reasons-- absolutely!
268
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,232
Yeah, what about the guy we didn't
like because he was veiny?
269
00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:34,402
- Yeah, there was the veiny guy.
- Yeah.
270
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,821
That first ad from "evening
shade" had foamy mouth.
271
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,949
- We didn't hire him.
- He was bubbly. I can't work with somebody who's bubbly.
272
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,703
Guys, I think you've forgotten
that Maureen's mother
273
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,830
was our nanny for years and years
274
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,707
and she helped me with the girls.
275
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:51,836
Okay, she is very mentally unstable
276
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,381
and right now she's going through
a very rough time. All right?
277
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,634
Her daughter getting fired
278
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,761
or quitting or whatever
it is that happened,
279
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,765
it's gonna make her--
She could be, like, suicidal.
280
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,643
- She's suicidal?
- You've got to get Maureen back here to work.
281
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,938
- Okay? You've got to do it.
- You really should-- you should take care of this, Larry.
282
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,190
You should. You need to drive
over there right now.
283
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,484
- That's what you have to do. That's right.
- Yeah.
284
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,322
Man.
285
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,493
- So Jerry and I talked, and--
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,578
We want you to come back.
287
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,413
Want you back.
288
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,874
You want me to come back?
289
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,876
Yeah.
290
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,922
Well, the whole reason was because
you weren't okay with this shirt.
291
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,216
Honestly, I don't even know
what I was thinking about.
292
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,635
I'm fine with the shirt.
I'm fine with the whole thing.
293
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,679
The whole-- the whole-- what
do you mean the whole thing?
294
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,764
All the whole-- what is this
whole thing? What is this?
295
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,849
You know, whatever's happening there,
I'm fine with it.
296
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,351
My stomach?
What does that mean?
297
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,602
You know, the protuberance
and the whole-- all of it.
298
00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:53,106
- So we're good?
- I mean...
299
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,607
It's a simple thing, Larry.
300
00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:57,735
- Perfect world?
- Okay.
301
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,489
Maybe an inch further down,
cover up the belly button.
302
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,616
That's all.
Perfect world, perfect world!
303
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,703
I'd cover that little thing
there, the little belly button.
304
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:10,456
An inch lower. You know, but belly
button or no belly button,
305
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,874
we want you to come back.
306
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,377
- Okay.
- Good.
307
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,838
I'm glad we talked, Larry.
308
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,840
- Oh, honey.
- Hi, Mom.
309
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,801
Hi, honey.
The traffic was unbelievable.
310
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,803
Oh no.
311
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,266
- Mom, are you okay?
- Oh my God.
312
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,768
This is my boss.
This is Larry.
313
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,438
No, this is not Larry.
This-- you--
314
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,648
You are the spitting image
315
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,984
of my deceased husband Tom.
316
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,777
Oh my God.
317
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,822
Oh I'm having a hot flash.
Oh ho ho.
318
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,741
Seriously?
I really look like this guy?
319
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,328
- Ohhh.
- You look exactly like him.
320
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,038
Wh-- what-- wh--
What happened to him?
321
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,208
Oh, it happened so fast. You
know, he was murdered, and...
322
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,626
- We got married--
- Murdered?!
323
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,588
Yes!
It was 1962.
324
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:04,052
LT was our wedding day. We were driving
down to Mexico for our honeymoon...
325
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,266
♪ Don't say
Nothing bad about my baby ♪
326
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,895
♪ Oh no ♪ - ♪ don't say
nothing bad about my baby ♪
327
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,774
♪ I love you so ♪ - ♪ don't
say nothing bad about my baby ♪
328
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,819
♪ Dontcha know? ♪ - ♪ Don't
say nothing bad about my baby ♪
329
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,529
- ♪ He's good ♪
- ♪ He's good! ♪
330
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,782
- ♪ He's good to me ♪
- ♪ He's so good to me ♪
331
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,618
♪ That's all I care about ♪ - ♪ I
don't care about nothing else! ♪
332
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,954
That's all I care about.
333
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,831
Ohhh.
334
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,584
- Happy, baby?
- I'm so happy.
335
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,087
You ever think you'd get a guy like me?
336
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,756
No. I don't think my mom did either.
337
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:46,094
Yeah. Are you looking
forward to the sex later?
338
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,722
Well, I have to admit
339
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,266
that I have been fantasizing a little.
340
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,811
- I have a confession to make.
- Yeah?
341
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,687
I don't think I know what I'm doing.
342
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,733
Hey!
343
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,735
- What the hell?
- Just let him go.
344
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,029
- What are you doing?
- Just let him go.
345
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:05,988
- Hey, same to you!
- No no.
346
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,824
- Uh-huh, yeah!
- Please don't.
347
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,325
- Please don't.
- Jesus, huh?
348
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,370
- Do not ruin our perfect day.
- What a Schmohawk.
349
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,039
- You bastard! Go ahead, pull over.
- Just keep going.
350
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,874
You don't pull over.
Just keep driving.
351
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,043
- Please, don't get in a fight.
- Okay okay.
352
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,212
- Don't worry about it.
- Please, just-- Tom!
353
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,340
- What are you doing out here?
- Wait here.
354
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,019
Wait, he's behind you!
355
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,896
No no no!
356
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,898
- Oh!
- Fucking moron!
357
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608
Learn how to fucking drive!
358
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,820
Learn how to speed the hell up!
359
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,573
♪ Bad about my baby,
oh no ♪
360
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,784
♪ Don't say nothing
bad about my baby. ♪
361
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:55,079
And all he did was honk!
362
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,540
He honked!
363
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,750
- That's unbelievable.
- It is.
364
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,628
- You can't honk anymore! You cannot honk.
- Oh, no no.
365
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,881
I'll tell you what else you
can't do-- you can't shush.
366
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,632
No honking, no shushing.
367
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,551
That sound-- shh-shh, you know.
368
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,595
- Lt is offensive. It's startling.
- [Maureen] it's awful.
369
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,263
But people don't kill you for shushing.
370
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,140
- They kill you for honking.
- That part's true.
371
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,893
Let me help you with the groceries.
Let me get these out of your way.
372
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,770
Thank you, dear. I'm gonna
show you a picture of Tom.
373
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,024
Because you're not going
to believe. It's uncanny.
374
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,861
Come on, hmm?
375
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,655
- You see it, don't you?
- I'm sorry to say.
376
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,617
- What?
- He doesn't look anything like me.
377
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,411
- Honestly.
- Look, the-- the--
378
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,497
The hair, the glasses, everything.
379
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:41,959
- It's the same. Confirm it.
- All bald people do not look alike.
380
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,128
I don't see how you cannot see that.
381
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,381
- May I use your bathroom?
- Yeah, second door on the right.
382
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,675
Okay.
383
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,244
Oh.
384
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,775
- I'm just gonna take off.
- Oh, hey, Larry.
385
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,819
- Hey.
- Hey, I'm glad we had that talk.
386
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,279
- Yes!
- I feel much better.
387
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,863
- Oh, me too, me too.
- Thanks for coming over.
388
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,157
- So nice meeting you.
- You should talk to her.
389
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,535
You know, about the bare midriff
390
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,662
and the belly button.
391
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,798
- Hello?
- Larry, it's the invisible Jew.
392
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,259
- Richard Lewis, remember me?
- Oh, hey!
393
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,928
- Yeah.
- I cannot believe
394
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,888
I get invited to lunch
with you and Jerry.
395
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,266
I'm standing there like a putz.
You don't even--
396
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,310
You don't even make believe I'm there.
397
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,395
What am I,
Marley's ghost?
398
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,606
I am so sorry.
You're so right.
399
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,816
I was completely in the wrong there
400
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,609
and I truly apologize.
401
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,446
I'll tell you why I felt
even doubly shitty,
402
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,115
because I went to a memorabilia
show the other day
403
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,700
and I bought you a present.
404
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,535
Guess what--
A Joe DiMaggio bat
405
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,288
that he signed that he used
in a World Series game.
406
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415
- Oh my God, that's so sweet.
- That's right.
407
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,167
- And I was gonna give it to you.
- Oh, that's so sweet of you.
408
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,045
Thank you! You know what? Keep it on you
409
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,921
and you'll give it to me
next time I see you.
410
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,758
- And next time I'll slide down.
- All right.
411
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,343
Fair enough.
All right.
412
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,387
- Fine. All right.
- All right.
413
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,017
Hello?
414
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,769
Where--
415
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,561
Larry!
416
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,402
Ehh.
417
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,244
[Maureen] Mom!
418
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,498
You've got to see this.
Come here, come here!
419
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,708
- Oh oh!
- Oh my God.
420
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,335
- What?
- Look at Jesus!
421
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,004
I know!
422
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,316
[Jerry] all right, what page are we on?
423
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,609
12. Let me ask you something.
424
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,613
When you get drop-off calls
with a guy-- mm-hmm?
425
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,990
You don't call back for an
official goodbye, do you?
426
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,200
- No.
- Huh?
427
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,910
I mean, you have your wife rules
428
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,955
and you have your friend rules.
429
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,624
- Yes.
- For the wife, you're always--
430
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,752
You must be careful not to
disturb the exotic bird.
431
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,838
- Right.
- But what kinda guy?
432
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,923
- I mean, a regular guy?
- Lewis.
433
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,758
Oh.
Well, that's different.
434
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,677
Yeah.
435
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,762
Were you in the wind-down
phase of the call?
436
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,391
- Total wind-down, yeah.
- Did anybody say "So" and "All right"?
437
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,767
Yeah, I mean, there was an "All right."
438
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,019
In that register?
That "All right!"
439
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,106
- Yeah, I think there was.
- That one? Okay, well, that's half a goodbye.
440
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,608
- Right, it's over.
- You don't need the goodbye.
441
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,569
- Yeah.
- Hey, guys,
442
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,363
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- [Jerry] oh, sure, Maureen.
443
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,157
Um...
444
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,992
Oh, gosh, uh...
445
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,703
- Are you all right?
- I'm actually the best I've ever been
446
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,913
- In my life.
- Oh, wow.
447
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,999
Um, do I look different to you?
448
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,917
No, I'm seeing everything
I usually see.
449
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,295
- Really?
- Yeah.
450
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,255
'Cause my whole life has changed.
451
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,924
Yesterday-- it was actually
right after you left,
452
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,802
a miracle happened.
453
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:06,390
I went into the bathroom
and I called my mother in
454
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,060
because there is a painting
hanging up of Jesus.
455
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,729
It's beautiful.
456
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,023
And he's got a tear
457
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,734
coming down on his face.
458
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,611
- Really?
- A real tear
459
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,280
that was never there before.
460
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,366
- Wow.
- Can you believe that?
461
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,744
- That's odd.
- It's a miracle!
462
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,623
- He chose us.
- Are you sure it wasn't...
463
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,375
You know, water?
464
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,710
No no, it was at eye level.
465
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,837
LT was-- there's no way
water could get up there.
466
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,715
Have you ever witnessed
a miracle like that?
467
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,468
- No.
- I mean, can you think of one like that?
468
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,845
I think every erection is a miracle.
469
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,390
Anyway, I'm sad to tell
you guys this, but I...
470
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,184
I have to quit.
471
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,393
- What?
- Ohh!
472
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,979
- I'm sorry, you guys.
- Oooh.
473
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,273
It's just my mother and I
decided after seeing it
474
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,567
we can't just keep it to
ourselves, you know?
475
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,903
We're going to go and buy
an RV and tour the country
476
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,615
and show the whole country our miracle.
477
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,950
- It's amazing.
- That's wonderful.
478
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,785
And we can't just keep it to ourselves.
479
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,619
- We have to share it.
- [Jerry] you have to.
480
00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:12,248
Trust your gut, you know.
481
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,500
Thank you so much.
482
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,627
Um, I have to ask you a favor though.
483
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,588
- The RV that we want to use...
- Yeah?
484
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:24,885
...We need a cosigner. I would
normally never-- you got it!
485
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,470
Don't even think about it.
486
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,013
- That's nothing.
- You'll do it?!
487
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,849
- Of course.
- That is Larry David.
488
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,976
- Tell her who I am.
- Larry "How can I help" David.
489
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,270
- Yes.
- It would have to be done by 3:00 tomorrow.
490
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,355
- Yes yes! I'll sign anything.
- Really?
491
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,983
- Anything you want, yeah.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
492
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,317
- Yes!
- Thank you.
493
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,987
- Thank you. Thank you for all the...
- Wonderful.
494
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,030
...The good work.
495
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,493
You splashed him, didn't you?
496
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,663
I splashed him.
497
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,792
[Larry] no no, don't worry, Maureen.
498
00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,628
I'm just getting something to eat.
499
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,881
I'll be at the bank
at 3:00 to cosign.
500
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,008
Yes, I will.
501
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,469
All right,
I'll see you at 3:00.
502
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,598
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
503
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,109
Hey you!
Put the napkins back.
504
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,945
- What?
- Only two. I put two in the bag. That's plenty.
505
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,989
Two, are you kidding? I got a
chicken parmesan sub here.
506
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,782
I had a handicapped kid in here yesterday--
know how many napkins he got?
507
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,287
- Two!
- What, do they eat differently than the rest of us?
508
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,663
That's the point.
Two.
509
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,749
- What's the point?
- Two napkins.
510
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,501
- I don't get the handicapped reference.
- Put the napkins back.
511
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,464
- What's the handicapped reference?
- Put the napkins back.
512
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,221
- Fine. Here.
- Thank you very much.
513
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,388
- Okay.
- Okay?
514
00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:53,891
All right.
Thank you very much.
515
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,517
- Thank you for your business.
- Okay.
516
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,240
Oh God.
517
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,202
Damn it.
518
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,834
Good afternoon, sir.
519
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,670
License and registration, please.
520
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,339
Would you mind telling
me what I did, Officer?
521
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,717
Huh? I think I was going
the speed limit.
522
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,597
Where'd you-- where'd
you buy that sandwich?
523
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,642
Enzo's.
524
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,727
- He give you any napkins with that?
- Yeah yeah.
525
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,771
Yeah? How many napkins they give you?
526
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,773
Two, they give you two napkins.
527
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,484
What's in the bag?
528
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,571
Some plastic forks, knives,
529
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,449
spoons.
530
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,160
Let me see the bag, please.
531
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,635
- I need them!
- Step out of the car, please.
532
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,387
Oh, come on!
Are you serious?
533
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,557
What did I do? I took some
napkins. I got sauce on my face.
534
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,892
- I need napkins to clean the sauce.
- Step back of the car, please.
535
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,395
- Come on, this is crazy!
- Face the car, please.
536
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,023
- We're talking about napkins!
- Put your hands on the car.
537
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,693
so you're sure it's
not one of the other guys?
538
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,278
- Just those two?
- No no, I remember the glasses
539
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,821
and the bald head.
Bald with glasses for sure.
540
00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:33,198
All right.
541
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,617
Four and six, step forward please.
542
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,162
The rest of you step out to the right.
543
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,210
Okay, what do you think?
544
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,801
- I just can't tell.
- Don't know which one it is?
545
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,638
I'm confused.
I just see bald.
546
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,641
I-- I don't know.
547
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,352
All right, you're free
to go-- both of you.
548
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,401
[Larry] hey, thanks so much for
picking me up at the police station.
549
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,029
I can't believe you missed the signing.
550
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,157
I mean, it's over something
so stupid as napkins.
551
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,160
I mean, why do you have
to use so many napkins?
552
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,913
I don't know.
I like a lot of napkins.
553
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,499
Hey, thanks for letting me
drive the car, by the way.
554
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,542
- Lt Feels good, huh?
- Oh my God, I can't believe you kept it all these years.
555
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,420
- Oh yeah.
- I'll give you $200 for it.
556
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,172
- Oh.
- What do you say?
557
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,132
- No no, I couldn't part with it.
- Hey!
558
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,970
- Don't honk, don't honk!
- Quiet.
559
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,806
- My gosh.
- Yeah, pull over!
560
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,810
Don't stop.
Oh, please, don't stop.
561
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,811
- I'll be right back.
- No no, don't get out of the car!
562
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,563
- I'll be back in a minute.
- Don't get out!
563
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,400
- Hey.
- You have a lot of nerve!
564
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,694
- I do?
- You have a lot of fucking nerve.
565
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,656
- Why, what did I do?
- What, are you banging some kind of Mormon beautician?
566
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,616
- Get out of here.
- Who the fuck is that?
567
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,409
- It's a long story.
- Let me tell you something,
568
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,912
when I called you about that gift,
okay, the phones went out.
569
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,290
- You didn't call me back!
- I ended our conversation with all right,
570
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,626
- Then the drop off.
- I want an official goodbye.
571
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,128
You can't assume goodbye?
572
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,672
our flashback weekend
continues back to 1963.
573
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,590
It's the cookies, "Don't say
nothing bad about my baby."
574
00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,969
♪ Don't say nothing
bad about my baby... ♪
575
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,638
I'm gonna give you your gift
anyway. You don't deserve it.
576
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,849
- I must just be such a wuss.
- That's very sweet of you.
577
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,684
- That's so nice of you.
- It's beyond sweet.
578
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:27,354
This is a Joe DiMaggio bat, by the way.
579
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,065
♪ Don't say nothing bad about
My baby... ♪ - uh-oh, oh no.
580
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,193
Behind you!
The bat, the bat!
581
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,991
- Tom!
- Ohhh!
582
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,911
- ♪ Don't say
Nothing bad about my baby... ♪
583
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:51,003
- So Lewis is gonna be okay?
- Yeah. Unscathed.
584
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,921
That is a tough guy.
585
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,923
But he stayed overnight in the hospital.
586
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,633
I went to...
I went to go visit him.
587
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,969
- Oh, that was nice of you.
- Yeah, but he was sleeping
588
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,138
- So I didn't really get to talk to him.
- Oh.
589
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,932
I'm thinking that counts as a
visit though, wouldn't you say?
590
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,934
- You were there.
- I visited.
591
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,936
- You did your part.
- He can't complain.
592
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,688
- Can't complain, no.
- Right.
593
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,648
- You know what? I gotta go pee, so...
- All right.
594
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,484
Maybe tomorrow we'll dress
up like Kaufman and Hart--
595
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,069
Put on coats and ties, tweed jackets.
596
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,488
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Smoke some cigarettes.
597
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,157
Maybe we'll have a good writing day.
598
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:23,076
Yeah, then maybe wrestle naked
like Oliver Reed and Alan Bates.
599
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,416
Shit.
600
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,335
Hey!
601
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,337
Oh, damn it.
602
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,215
Fuck.
603
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,557
- I'll come in and help you with your stuff.
- Thanks, Mom.
604
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,110
Do you hear that?
605
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,946
Yeah, what is that?
606
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,662
I think it's coming over here.
607
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,373
- You hear it, right?
- Yes!
608
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:11,917
- wow, what the heck is that?
- It's over here.
609
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,171
- Oh my God.
- Oh, honey, what is-- what was that?
610
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,923
- What are you doing?
- Larry?
611
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,217
The-- the-- the door was locked. I-I--
612
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:23,262
How did that even get up
here? How did that--
613
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,681
- What is it?
- Oh my God.
614
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,767
- What?
- That's how Jesus--
615
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,727
- That's how--
- Oh no.
616
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,771
- No!
- Oh no, you didn't.
617
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,773
You did not do that, Larry!
618
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,985
- It's horrible.
- You know, it just goes up in the...
619
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,153
Larry, you sprayed on Jesus!
620
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,489
- What can I do?
- I can't believe it.
621
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,409
I'm taking this medication and
it's getting all over the place!
622
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:46,827
I can't control it!
623
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,121
The church groups, the tour--
624
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,124
There was no miracle?
625
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,793
- Sorry.
- Mom--
626
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,336
Mom?
627
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,755
Where did she go?
628
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,966
- [Larry] she went that way.
- Where did she go?!
629
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,719
Larry!
Mom?
630
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:06,305
- What the hell happened to her?
- Like, how far could she have gone?
631
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:07,597
I don't know.
I don't get it.
632
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,391
- Mom!
- Mrs. Cochran!
633
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,727
Mom?
Larry.
634
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,937
Larry!
Oh my gosh.
635
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,275
- [Larry] oh, Christ.
- Let's go-- go get her.
636
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,334
Oh no!
Please--
637
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,007
Larry.
638
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,593
Oh, Larry!
639
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,887
Hang on, Larry.
Hang on!
640
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,056
Larry.
641
00:30:49,973 --> 00:31:57,457
- Hold on.
- Ahhhh.
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