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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,817 Jeez. 2 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:28,278 What are you doing in there? 3 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,615 - What in the world was that? - What? 4 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,909 What, do you got Seabiscuit in there with you? 5 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,827 - What? - That was crazy. 6 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,121 - Oh, yeah. - I never heard a... 7 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,790 A stream like that. 8 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,212 Yeah, I'm taking this new pill. 9 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,589 That is, like, not human, that sound. 10 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,092 It's got some backsplash too. I gotta be careful. 11 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,343 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 12 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,178 All right, so... anyway, 13 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:57,349 it seems like Meg Ryan is just not gonna work, 14 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,017 because her schedule is too busy 15 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,687 - and we're not gonna get her. - Work? Work for what? 16 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,480 For George's ex-wife. 17 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,400 But Lisa Kudrow 18 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,402 I think would also be great. 19 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,153 - She's a great actress. - Great actress. 20 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,905 But I think you want... 21 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,616 I think you want to go with an unknown for this part. 22 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:18,161 - Why? - Because you believe that it's real. 23 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,372 What's real got to do with what we do? 24 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:23,292 Well, when George's ex-wife calls him from the plane, 25 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,836 right? And, uh... 26 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,712 He's got the TiVo guy there... 27 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:30,048 - Mm-hmm? - ...That happened to me 28 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,550 - With Cheryl. - Uh-huh. 29 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,261 Cheryl should play this part. 30 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,971 Cheryl! 31 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,557 Maybe somebody that looks like Cheryl, that's an idea. 32 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,684 - No, but she-- - What about Renee Zellweger? 33 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,271 But Cheryl, she's unknown and she lived this part. 34 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:47,316 - And she's an actress! - So the person that it happens to 35 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,234 - Is the best actor? - What else do you want? 36 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,112 You think Nixon could have been Nixon in "frost/Nixon"? 37 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,156 - Nixon's not an actor. - Neither is Cheryl. 38 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,700 - She is. - All right, let's have her read. 39 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,952 She can read. Maybe she'll get it. 40 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,662 - I'm open to it. - You're open to it. 41 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,540 - Yes. - Hey, guys, here's the latest scripts. 42 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,792 - There you go. - Thank you very much. 43 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,046 And, oh! Reminder-- you have lunch with Richard Lewis, 44 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,255 - Both of you. - Okay, thanks. 45 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,757 What is that? 46 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,758 Yeah, that air conditioner is-- I don't know. 47 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,011 - It's making noise up there. - Oh, I'll get it. 48 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,721 Oh, here we go. Don't worry about it. 49 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,306 I used to do this for my mom all the time. 50 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,312 Oh, yep, hang on. 51 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,442 There we go. 52 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,404 It smells like a rattlesnake is in there. 53 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,031 Oh, there-- 54 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,617 - Does that sound better? - Yeah, it's a little better. 55 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:39,701 - Yeah? - Yeah. 56 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,703 There we go. 57 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,705 All right, you guys need anything else? 58 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,415 - Are you good? - No, we're good. 59 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,750 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 60 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,044 - Okay, thanks, Maureen. - Yeah. 61 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,088 I can't take it anymore. 62 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,924 - How can she walk around like that? - Every day. 63 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,717 Every day, every day. 64 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,552 We have to make a change. 65 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,263 We can't. Julia got her the job. 66 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,931 We can't fire her. 67 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:04,476 - We have to talk to her. - Oh, okay. 68 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,269 You need to talk to her about her clothing. 69 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:09,064 - I-- I can't do that. - What are you talking about? 70 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,649 I can't-- I can't do it. 71 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:11,900 Why not? 72 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,903 - I don't want to. - Do you think I want to? 73 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,780 - I don't want to. - You have to. 74 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:17,906 - I have to? - Yes. 75 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,700 Are you crazy? You do it. 76 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:23,078 No, but you-- it's the kind of thing you do so well. 77 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,162 - I do well? - Yes! 78 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,206 Are you nuts? This is your forte. 79 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,375 - No no no no no. - Yes yes yes. 80 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,961 You're smart and eloquent, that's what you are. 81 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:34,214 This is not a call for eloquence. This is a call for charm, 82 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,216 for, you know, lightness 83 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,926 and breeziness. That's you. 84 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,595 You're really the boss. You're the star of the show. 85 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,848 She'd really respect it coming from you. 86 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,642 I'm white glove. White gloves, Larry. 87 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,477 I don't do those things. 88 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,646 When we did the show, you were the one who did this stuff. 89 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:53,358 Remember the cook? How you told her she was using too much mayonnaise? 90 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,860 - You did that! - I know. 91 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,362 And she came back the next day duly chastened, 92 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,072 fixed the tuna, fixed the egg salad. 93 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,241 I know, but mayonnaise is not personal. 94 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:05,412 The mayonnaise is as personal to the chef as her flabby stomach is to her. 95 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,206 So how are we gonna decide who's-- I'm not doing it. 96 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,333 We'll choose. 97 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,793 - Odds even. - One takes. 98 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,420 - One takes. - What do you got? 99 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,963 - Odds. - You got odds? 100 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,089 - I got evens. - Okay. 101 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,091 - One two three-- - shoot! 102 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,760 I win. Do it. 103 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,514 Okay, thank you. Bye. 104 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:31,813 - Hey, Larry. - Hey. 105 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,815 - What's going on? - Not too much. 106 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,860 - Yeah? - Jerry and I were just talking. 107 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,862 Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,697 And... 109 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,201 We kind of have a little bit of a problem... 110 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,286 Oh no. 111 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,038 ...With the, uh... 112 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,748 The bare midriff. 113 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,543 What-- with my shirt? 114 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,921 This is all exposed and the stomach-- 115 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,255 If it's not too much trouble... 116 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:01,718 - Uh-huh. - ...Maybe you could start wearing longer shirts? 117 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,428 - What do you think? - Okay. 118 00:05:04,553 --> 00:05:06,431 - I see, okay. - What? 119 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,391 - It's because I'm a woman. I understand. - No! 120 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,601 [Larry stammers] - I didn't think you were like that, Larry, 121 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:13,063 - But I guess you are. - I'm not like that! No, I'm not. 122 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:17,067 Because if a man was wearing this, you wouldn't go out and say anything to him. 123 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,861 Even if it was a man, I wouldn't want to see that. 124 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,198 "That"? What is "That," Larry? 125 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,283 Well, that. You know. 126 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,786 - Why do you keep doing this? - Do I? 127 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,038 - Yes. - Oh. 128 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,874 - Um, I don't know. - What is the problem, Larry? 129 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,919 - Are you offended by my body? - Not at all, not at all! 130 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,839 But it's not really appropriate attire for an office. 131 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,841 Okay, so you want me to wear, like, a burka? 132 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,761 Not a burka, but something in-between this and a burka. 133 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,264 Do you know that I have lost 68 lbs in two years? 134 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,349 - That is fantastic. - Thank you. 135 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,726 - I'm so happy for you. - I'm very proud of it and I want to flaunt what I've got. 136 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:57,148 You can flaunt 2/3 of the day outside of the office. 137 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,735 And then you got 1/3 non-flaunt. Do you have to flaunt 24 hours? 138 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,529 Why not take a break in the flaunt? 139 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,447 Why would I need to take a break in the flaunt? 140 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,616 There's something about being a little mysterious-- 141 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,827 "Oooh, what's under that? 142 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,830 Hey, look at that woman. What has she got under there? 143 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,832 - What's going on with that one?" - You know what, Larry? 144 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,666 I don't need this, okay? I quit. I'm sorry. 145 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,794 - You're gonna quit? - Yeah, I can't do it, Larry. 146 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,714 - I'm not gonna do this stuff for you anymore. - No, I understand. 147 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,883 - I completely understand. - I'm not going on vitamin runs. 148 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,844 - I'm not gonna go buy your socks for you anymore. - Yeah, I'll buy my own socks. 149 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,846 That's fucking ridiculous. I'm out of here. 150 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,764 - Seriously? - Yes, I'm gone, Larry! 151 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,145 Done! 152 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,357 [Jerry] I cannot believe she's gone. 153 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,318 I thought maybe she would change what she wore. 154 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,653 But I never thought we could be done with her completely. 155 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,404 But isn't that really why you sent me in? 156 00:06:45,529 --> 00:06:47,657 I mean, were you thinking of it somewhere in the back of your mind? 157 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,118 - I was hoping, yeah. I was thinking... - That I would mishandle that 158 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,871 - And it would lead to something terrible? - I thought, "This Bulvan 159 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:56,124 will walk in there and in two minutes 160 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,003 she'll be out in a huff." That's what I thought. 161 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,132 [Larry] hey, come on, man! 162 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,176 - Just pulling out like that! - Idiot! 163 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,636 What's he doing? 164 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,263 You got something you want to say to me, cuntface? 165 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,723 - Huh? - Hey, look, I'm sorry. 166 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,892 I didn't see you pull out. I'm sorry. 167 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,686 Learn to fucking drive, you fuck! 168 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,694 - [Larry] honking's very dangerous. - [Jerry] yeah. 169 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,530 I try never to honk. Only in dire emergencies. 170 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,700 So you just wait if someone's in front of you, the light has turned-- 171 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,702 - Yeah. Yeah. - Nothing? You just sit behind them and wait? 172 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,497 - Can you do a little-- huh? - The gentle honk? 173 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,748 - Yeah. - Yeah. 174 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,917 - The throat clear. - The most I could do 175 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,669 - Is a gentle honk. - Exactly. 176 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,922 - "Hello, excuse me." - Do you have that technique? 177 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,799 - I do a great excuse me. - It's a language. 178 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,467 - It's a Lang-- absolutely. - Yeah. 179 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,720 - By the way. - What? 180 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,764 How many napkins does a person need 181 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,683 to get through a sandwich? 182 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,768 I don't know. I use a lot of napkins. 183 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,354 - Always. Every meal. - You should bring a bath towel to eat. 184 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,523 That's what you should bring. 185 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,108 - Hey, guys, I'm so-- - Hey! 186 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,193 - Hey hey, man, good to see you. - How are you? 187 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,612 - Long time. Good to see you. - What do you like to do? 188 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,781 - I don't know what you do. - Plea-- yeah. 189 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,992 [Larry] we-- we ordered. We couldn't wait. 190 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,911 I can see. But I'm-- can I-- I want to eat something. 191 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,579 I'm famished, so... 192 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,332 - You know, can I-- I'm starved. - [Jerry] oh. 193 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,709 - Move over. - I'm starved. 194 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,587 - You should-- you know. - What? No, you. 195 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,257 What's going on? Can I sit down? 196 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,092 Come on, scootch over. 197 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,261 How many years you guys-- you know this guy? You're close friends. 198 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,973 Right, I know him longer so he should sit over there, 199 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,726 because I'm actually gonna be talking to him more than you 200 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,519 so I should have eye contact with him 201 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,813 as opposed to turning around and straining my neck. 202 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,648 You know, I'm a lefty. I can't-- 203 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,942 It'll be to your right. It works to your advantage. 204 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,738 Look, the only reason you want me to slide over is because you want 205 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,615 - The luxury suite. - Of course I want the luxury suite. 206 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,784 - You want the luxury suite too. - Yes, I do. 207 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,037 You're right, you're right, I do. But you-- 208 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,707 - Hey, where'd he go? - Oh my God. 209 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,793 - What the hell? - [Richard] I'm fucking angry at you. 210 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,889 Hi, guys. Hi! 211 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,599 - Hi. - I was just on the lot. 212 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,768 - I thought I'd come by and say hi. - Hi, Cheryl. 213 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,936 Jerry, I wanted to thank you so much. 214 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,022 - Oh. - This is gonna be so great. 215 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,982 Thank you for giving me the part 216 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,692 in the "Seinfeld" reunion. 217 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,820 - The--? - The part on the reunion show? 218 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,905 - You know. - Oh. 219 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,617 So-- I am so excited about it 220 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,620 - And I wanted to thank you personally. - Oh, well, 221 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,914 I'm-- I-- I can't believe it. 222 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:45,043 - I can't either! - Why don't-- I'll go meet you upstairs. 223 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,170 - Okay. - All right. 224 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,380 I'll see you upstairs. Go-- 225 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,049 Why don't you go up? 226 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,467 All right. 227 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,594 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 228 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:58,765 - I got an odd, um-- - No. 229 00:09:58,890 --> 00:09:59,933 - -Vibe from him. No? 230 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,851 No. You know, the only thing is 231 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,645 you prob-- um... 232 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,647 You're kinda gonna have to-- 233 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,525 - Audition, yeah. - I have to audition for this part? 234 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,693 - I thought you said I had it. - No, you do have it. 235 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,654 - You do have it, you know. - That's why-- 236 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,864 It's like winning an election but waiting to get sworn in. 237 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,742 So the audition is the swearing in. It's nothing. 238 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,744 - It's a formality. - Formality, yeah. 239 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,871 - But I have the part? - You just show up and read it, 240 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,124 and just-- you know, he needs to see that-- read it? 241 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,876 He needs to see that you can read and write, you know, whatever. 242 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,503 - All right, well-- - All right, so-- 243 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,005 I'll see you, uh... you'll call me and tell me. 244 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,133 - Okay. - Right? When to come in and-- 245 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,759 - Yeah. - --For the formality. 246 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,886 - You look good. - Thank you. 247 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,681 I can't believe that you would have the audacity 248 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,725 to even-- to even broach the subject, 249 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,311 - To have the gut-- okay. - Well, first of all, I didn't do it. 250 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,022 Excuse me, he did it. Listen, 251 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,400 what is this with Maureen? What-- what-- 252 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,527 I tried to be very sensitive. 253 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,279 I-- I did, but she stormed out. 254 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,865 You can't go up to a woman 255 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,367 and tell her that her shirt is inappropriate 256 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,872 or distracting to you or whatever the hell you said. It is sexist! 257 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,666 - It's completely sexist. - We would have said that to a man 258 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,376 if-- if there was man flab. 259 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,461 - Yeah. - A man wouldn't even dress like that. 260 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,714 Women dress like that. That's the look for the... 261 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,133 - ... Young girls. - Yeah, for your swinging, 262 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,677 sexy L.A. scene that you live in. 263 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,721 - We don't live in that world. - What are you talking about? 264 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,723 He lives in Los Angeles. Who do you think you are? 265 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,225 He lives in his own mind. He doesn't know anything about it. 266 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,061 The point is this-- there's lots of men that we talked about hiring 267 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,814 that we wouldn't hire for various reasons-- absolutely! 268 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,232 Yeah, what about the guy we didn't like because he was veiny? 269 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:34,402 - Yeah, there was the veiny guy. - Yeah. 270 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,821 That first ad from "evening shade" had foamy mouth. 271 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,949 - We didn't hire him. - He was bubbly. I can't work with somebody who's bubbly. 272 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,703 Guys, I think you've forgotten that Maureen's mother 273 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,830 was our nanny for years and years 274 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,707 and she helped me with the girls. 275 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:51,836 Okay, she is very mentally unstable 276 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,381 and right now she's going through a very rough time. All right? 277 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,634 Her daughter getting fired 278 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,761 or quitting or whatever it is that happened, 279 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,765 it's gonna make her-- She could be, like, suicidal. 280 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,643 - She's suicidal? - You've got to get Maureen back here to work. 281 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,938 - Okay? You've got to do it. - You really should-- you should take care of this, Larry. 282 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,190 You should. You need to drive over there right now. 283 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,484 - That's what you have to do. That's right. - Yeah. 284 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,322 Man. 285 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,493 - So Jerry and I talked, and-- - Mm-hmm. 286 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,578 We want you to come back. 287 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,413 Want you back. 288 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,874 You want me to come back? 289 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,876 Yeah. 290 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,922 Well, the whole reason was because you weren't okay with this shirt. 291 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,216 Honestly, I don't even know what I was thinking about. 292 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,635 I'm fine with the shirt. I'm fine with the whole thing. 293 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,679 The whole-- the whole-- what do you mean the whole thing? 294 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,764 All the whole-- what is this whole thing? What is this? 295 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,849 You know, whatever's happening there, I'm fine with it. 296 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,351 My stomach? What does that mean? 297 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,602 You know, the protuberance and the whole-- all of it. 298 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:53,106 - So we're good? - I mean... 299 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,607 It's a simple thing, Larry. 300 00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:57,735 - Perfect world? - Okay. 301 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,489 Maybe an inch further down, cover up the belly button. 302 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,616 That's all. Perfect world, perfect world! 303 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,703 I'd cover that little thing there, the little belly button. 304 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:10,456 An inch lower. You know, but belly button or no belly button, 305 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,874 we want you to come back. 306 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,377 - Okay. - Good. 307 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,838 I'm glad we talked, Larry. 308 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,840 - Oh, honey. - Hi, Mom. 309 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,801 Hi, honey. The traffic was unbelievable. 310 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,803 Oh no. 311 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,266 - Mom, are you okay? - Oh my God. 312 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,768 This is my boss. This is Larry. 313 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,438 No, this is not Larry. This-- you-- 314 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,648 You are the spitting image 315 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,984 of my deceased husband Tom. 316 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,777 Oh my God. 317 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,822 Oh I'm having a hot flash. Oh ho ho. 318 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,741 Seriously? I really look like this guy? 319 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,328 - Ohhh. - You look exactly like him. 320 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,038 Wh-- what-- wh-- What happened to him? 321 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,208 Oh, it happened so fast. You know, he was murdered, and... 322 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,626 - We got married-- - Murdered?! 323 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,588 Yes! It was 1962. 324 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:04,052 LT was our wedding day. We were driving down to Mexico for our honeymoon... 325 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,266 ♪ Don't say Nothing bad about my baby ♪ 326 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,895 ♪ Oh no ♪ - ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby ♪ 327 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,774 ♪ I love you so ♪ - ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby ♪ 328 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,819 ♪ Dontcha know? ♪ - ♪ Don't say nothing bad about my baby ♪ 329 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,529 - ♪ He's good ♪ - ♪ He's good! ♪ 330 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,782 - ♪ He's good to me ♪ - ♪ He's so good to me ♪ 331 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,618 ♪ That's all I care about ♪ - ♪ I don't care about nothing else! ♪ 332 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,954 That's all I care about. 333 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,831 Ohhh. 334 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,584 - Happy, baby? - I'm so happy. 335 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,087 You ever think you'd get a guy like me? 336 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,756 No. I don't think my mom did either. 337 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:46,094 Yeah. Are you looking forward to the sex later? 338 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,722 Well, I have to admit 339 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,266 that I have been fantasizing a little. 340 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,811 - I have a confession to make. - Yeah? 341 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,687 I don't think I know what I'm doing. 342 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,733 Hey! 343 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,735 - What the hell? - Just let him go. 344 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,029 - What are you doing? - Just let him go. 345 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:05,988 - Hey, same to you! - No no. 346 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,824 - Uh-huh, yeah! - Please don't. 347 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,325 - Please don't. - Jesus, huh? 348 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,370 - Do not ruin our perfect day. - What a Schmohawk. 349 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,039 - You bastard! Go ahead, pull over. - Just keep going. 350 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,874 You don't pull over. Just keep driving. 351 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,043 - Please, don't get in a fight. - Okay okay. 352 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,212 - Don't worry about it. - Please, just-- Tom! 353 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,340 - What are you doing out here? - Wait here. 354 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,019 Wait, he's behind you! 355 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,896 No no no! 356 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,898 - Oh! - Fucking moron! 357 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608 Learn how to fucking drive! 358 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,820 Learn how to speed the hell up! 359 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,573 ♪ Bad about my baby, oh no ♪ 360 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,784 ♪ Don't say nothing bad about my baby. ♪ 361 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:55,079 And all he did was honk! 362 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,540 He honked! 363 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,750 - That's unbelievable. - It is. 364 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,628 - You can't honk anymore! You cannot honk. - Oh, no no. 365 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,881 I'll tell you what else you can't do-- you can't shush. 366 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,632 No honking, no shushing. 367 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,551 That sound-- shh-shh, you know. 368 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,595 - Lt is offensive. It's startling. - [Maureen] it's awful. 369 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,263 But people don't kill you for shushing. 370 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,140 - They kill you for honking. - That part's true. 371 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,893 Let me help you with the groceries. Let me get these out of your way. 372 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,770 Thank you, dear. I'm gonna show you a picture of Tom. 373 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,024 Because you're not going to believe. It's uncanny. 374 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,861 Come on, hmm? 375 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,655 - You see it, don't you? - I'm sorry to say. 376 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,617 - What? - He doesn't look anything like me. 377 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,411 - Honestly. - Look, the-- the-- 378 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,497 The hair, the glasses, everything. 379 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:41,959 - It's the same. Confirm it. - All bald people do not look alike. 380 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,128 I don't see how you cannot see that. 381 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,381 - May I use your bathroom? - Yeah, second door on the right. 382 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,675 Okay. 383 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,244 Oh. 384 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,775 - I'm just gonna take off. - Oh, hey, Larry. 385 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,819 - Hey. - Hey, I'm glad we had that talk. 386 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,279 - Yes! - I feel much better. 387 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,863 - Oh, me too, me too. - Thanks for coming over. 388 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,157 - So nice meeting you. - You should talk to her. 389 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,535 You know, about the bare midriff 390 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,662 and the belly button. 391 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,798 - Hello? - Larry, it's the invisible Jew. 392 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,259 - Richard Lewis, remember me? - Oh, hey! 393 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,928 - Yeah. - I cannot believe 394 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,888 I get invited to lunch with you and Jerry. 395 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,266 I'm standing there like a putz. You don't even-- 396 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,310 You don't even make believe I'm there. 397 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,395 What am I, Marley's ghost? 398 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,606 I am so sorry. You're so right. 399 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,816 I was completely in the wrong there 400 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,609 and I truly apologize. 401 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,446 I'll tell you why I felt even doubly shitty, 402 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,115 because I went to a memorabilia show the other day 403 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,700 and I bought you a present. 404 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,535 Guess what-- A Joe DiMaggio bat 405 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,288 that he signed that he used in a World Series game. 406 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415 - Oh my God, that's so sweet. - That's right. 407 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,167 - And I was gonna give it to you. - Oh, that's so sweet of you. 408 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,045 Thank you! You know what? Keep it on you 409 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,921 and you'll give it to me next time I see you. 410 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,758 - And next time I'll slide down. - All right. 411 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,343 Fair enough. All right. 412 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,387 - Fine. All right. - All right. 413 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,017 Hello? 414 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,769 Where-- 415 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,561 Larry! 416 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,402 Ehh. 417 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,244 [Maureen] Mom! 418 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,498 You've got to see this. Come here, come here! 419 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,708 - Oh oh! - Oh my God. 420 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,335 - What? - Look at Jesus! 421 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,004 I know! 422 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,316 [Jerry] all right, what page are we on? 423 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,609 12. Let me ask you something. 424 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,613 When you get drop-off calls with a guy-- mm-hmm? 425 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,990 You don't call back for an official goodbye, do you? 426 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,200 - No. - Huh? 427 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,910 I mean, you have your wife rules 428 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,955 and you have your friend rules. 429 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,624 - Yes. - For the wife, you're always-- 430 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,752 You must be careful not to disturb the exotic bird. 431 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,838 - Right. - But what kinda guy? 432 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,923 - I mean, a regular guy? - Lewis. 433 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,758 Oh. Well, that's different. 434 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,677 Yeah. 435 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,762 Were you in the wind-down phase of the call? 436 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,391 - Total wind-down, yeah. - Did anybody say "So" and "All right"? 437 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,767 Yeah, I mean, there was an "All right." 438 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,019 In that register? That "All right!" 439 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,106 - Yeah, I think there was. - That one? Okay, well, that's half a goodbye. 440 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,608 - Right, it's over. - You don't need the goodbye. 441 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,569 - Yeah. - Hey, guys, 442 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,363 - Can I talk to you for a second? - [Jerry] oh, sure, Maureen. 443 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,157 Um... 444 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,992 Oh, gosh, uh... 445 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,703 - Are you all right? - I'm actually the best I've ever been 446 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,913 - In my life. - Oh, wow. 447 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,999 Um, do I look different to you? 448 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,917 No, I'm seeing everything I usually see. 449 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,295 - Really? - Yeah. 450 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,255 'Cause my whole life has changed. 451 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,924 Yesterday-- it was actually right after you left, 452 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,802 a miracle happened. 453 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:06,390 I went into the bathroom and I called my mother in 454 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,060 because there is a painting hanging up of Jesus. 455 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,729 It's beautiful. 456 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,023 And he's got a tear 457 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,734 coming down on his face. 458 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,611 - Really? - A real tear 459 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,280 that was never there before. 460 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,366 - Wow. - Can you believe that? 461 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,744 - That's odd. - It's a miracle! 462 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,623 - He chose us. - Are you sure it wasn't... 463 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,375 You know, water? 464 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,710 No no, it was at eye level. 465 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,837 LT was-- there's no way water could get up there. 466 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,715 Have you ever witnessed a miracle like that? 467 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,468 - No. - I mean, can you think of one like that? 468 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,845 I think every erection is a miracle. 469 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,390 Anyway, I'm sad to tell you guys this, but I... 470 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,184 I have to quit. 471 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,393 - What? - Ohh! 472 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,979 - I'm sorry, you guys. - Oooh. 473 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,273 It's just my mother and I decided after seeing it 474 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,567 we can't just keep it to ourselves, you know? 475 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,903 We're going to go and buy an RV and tour the country 476 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,615 and show the whole country our miracle. 477 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,950 - It's amazing. - That's wonderful. 478 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,785 And we can't just keep it to ourselves. 479 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,619 - We have to share it. - [Jerry] you have to. 480 00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:12,248 Trust your gut, you know. 481 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,500 Thank you so much. 482 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,627 Um, I have to ask you a favor though. 483 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,588 - The RV that we want to use... - Yeah? 484 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:24,885 ...We need a cosigner. I would normally never-- you got it! 485 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,470 Don't even think about it. 486 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,013 - That's nothing. - You'll do it?! 487 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,849 - Of course. - That is Larry David. 488 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,976 - Tell her who I am. - Larry "How can I help" David. 489 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,270 - Yes. - It would have to be done by 3:00 tomorrow. 490 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,355 - Yes yes! I'll sign anything. - Really? 491 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,983 - Anything you want, yeah. - I'll see you tomorrow. 492 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,317 - Yes! - Thank you. 493 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,987 - Thank you. Thank you for all the... - Wonderful. 494 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,030 ...The good work. 495 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,493 You splashed him, didn't you? 496 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,663 I splashed him. 497 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,792 [Larry] no no, don't worry, Maureen. 498 00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,628 I'm just getting something to eat. 499 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,881 I'll be at the bank at 3:00 to cosign. 500 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,008 Yes, I will. 501 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,469 All right, I'll see you at 3:00. 502 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,598 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 503 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,109 Hey you! Put the napkins back. 504 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,945 - What? - Only two. I put two in the bag. That's plenty. 505 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,989 Two, are you kidding? I got a chicken parmesan sub here. 506 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,782 I had a handicapped kid in here yesterday-- know how many napkins he got? 507 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,287 - Two! - What, do they eat differently than the rest of us? 508 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,663 That's the point. Two. 509 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,749 - What's the point? - Two napkins. 510 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,501 - I don't get the handicapped reference. - Put the napkins back. 511 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,464 - What's the handicapped reference? - Put the napkins back. 512 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,221 - Fine. Here. - Thank you very much. 513 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,388 - Okay. - Okay? 514 00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:53,891 All right. Thank you very much. 515 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,517 - Thank you for your business. - Okay. 516 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,240 Oh God. 517 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,202 Damn it. 518 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,834 Good afternoon, sir. 519 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,670 License and registration, please. 520 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,339 Would you mind telling me what I did, Officer? 521 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,717 Huh? I think I was going the speed limit. 522 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,597 Where'd you-- where'd you buy that sandwich? 523 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,642 Enzo's. 524 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,727 - He give you any napkins with that? - Yeah yeah. 525 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,771 Yeah? How many napkins they give you? 526 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,773 Two, they give you two napkins. 527 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,484 What's in the bag? 528 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,571 Some plastic forks, knives, 529 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,449 spoons. 530 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,160 Let me see the bag, please. 531 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,635 - I need them! - Step out of the car, please. 532 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,387 Oh, come on! Are you serious? 533 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,557 What did I do? I took some napkins. I got sauce on my face. 534 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,892 - I need napkins to clean the sauce. - Step back of the car, please. 535 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,395 - Come on, this is crazy! - Face the car, please. 536 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,023 - We're talking about napkins! - Put your hands on the car. 537 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,693 so you're sure it's not one of the other guys? 538 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,278 - Just those two? - No no, I remember the glasses 539 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,821 and the bald head. Bald with glasses for sure. 540 00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:33,198 All right. 541 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,617 Four and six, step forward please. 542 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,162 The rest of you step out to the right. 543 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,210 Okay, what do you think? 544 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,801 - I just can't tell. - Don't know which one it is? 545 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,638 I'm confused. I just see bald. 546 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,641 I-- I don't know. 547 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,352 All right, you're free to go-- both of you. 548 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,401 [Larry] hey, thanks so much for picking me up at the police station. 549 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,029 I can't believe you missed the signing. 550 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,157 I mean, it's over something so stupid as napkins. 551 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,160 I mean, why do you have to use so many napkins? 552 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,913 I don't know. I like a lot of napkins. 553 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,499 Hey, thanks for letting me drive the car, by the way. 554 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,542 - Lt Feels good, huh? - Oh my God, I can't believe you kept it all these years. 555 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,420 - Oh yeah. - I'll give you $200 for it. 556 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,172 - Oh. - What do you say? 557 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,132 - No no, I couldn't part with it. - Hey! 558 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,970 - Don't honk, don't honk! - Quiet. 559 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,806 - My gosh. - Yeah, pull over! 560 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,810 Don't stop. Oh, please, don't stop. 561 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,811 - I'll be right back. - No no, don't get out of the car! 562 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,563 - I'll be back in a minute. - Don't get out! 563 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,400 - Hey. - You have a lot of nerve! 564 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,694 - I do? - You have a lot of fucking nerve. 565 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,656 - Why, what did I do? - What, are you banging some kind of Mormon beautician? 566 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,616 - Get out of here. - Who the fuck is that? 567 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,409 - It's a long story. - Let me tell you something, 568 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,912 when I called you about that gift, okay, the phones went out. 569 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,290 - You didn't call me back! - I ended our conversation with all right, 570 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,626 - Then the drop off. - I want an official goodbye. 571 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,128 You can't assume goodbye? 572 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,672 our flashback weekend continues back to 1963. 573 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,590 It's the cookies, "Don't say nothing bad about my baby." 574 00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,969 ♪ Don't say nothing bad about my baby... ♪ 575 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,638 I'm gonna give you your gift anyway. You don't deserve it. 576 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,849 - I must just be such a wuss. - That's very sweet of you. 577 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,684 - That's so nice of you. - It's beyond sweet. 578 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:27,354 This is a Joe DiMaggio bat, by the way. 579 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,065 ♪ Don't say nothing bad about My baby... ♪ - uh-oh, oh no. 580 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,193 Behind you! The bat, the bat! 581 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,991 - Tom! - Ohhh! 582 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,911 - ♪ Don't say Nothing bad about my baby... ♪ 583 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:51,003 - So Lewis is gonna be okay? - Yeah. Unscathed. 584 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,921 That is a tough guy. 585 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,923 But he stayed overnight in the hospital. 586 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,633 I went to... I went to go visit him. 587 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,969 - Oh, that was nice of you. - Yeah, but he was sleeping 588 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,138 - So I didn't really get to talk to him. - Oh. 589 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,932 I'm thinking that counts as a visit though, wouldn't you say? 590 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,934 - You were there. - I visited. 591 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,936 - You did your part. - He can't complain. 592 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,688 - Can't complain, no. - Right. 593 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,648 - You know what? I gotta go pee, so... - All right. 594 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,484 Maybe tomorrow we'll dress up like Kaufman and Hart-- 595 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,069 Put on coats and ties, tweed jackets. 596 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,488 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Smoke some cigarettes. 597 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,157 Maybe we'll have a good writing day. 598 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:23,076 Yeah, then maybe wrestle naked like Oliver Reed and Alan Bates. 599 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,416 Shit. 600 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,335 Hey! 601 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,337 Oh, damn it. 602 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,215 Fuck. 603 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,557 - I'll come in and help you with your stuff. - Thanks, Mom. 604 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,110 Do you hear that? 605 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,946 Yeah, what is that? 606 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,662 I think it's coming over here. 607 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,373 - You hear it, right? - Yes! 608 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:11,917 - wow, what the heck is that? - It's over here. 609 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,171 - Oh my God. - Oh, honey, what is-- what was that? 610 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,923 - What are you doing? - Larry? 611 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,217 The-- the-- the door was locked. I-I-- 612 00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:23,262 How did that even get up here? How did that-- 613 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,681 - What is it? - Oh my God. 614 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,767 - What? - That's how Jesus-- 615 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,727 - That's how-- - Oh no. 616 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,771 - No! - Oh no, you didn't. 617 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,773 You did not do that, Larry! 618 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,985 - It's horrible. - You know, it just goes up in the... 619 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,153 Larry, you sprayed on Jesus! 620 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,489 - What can I do? - I can't believe it. 621 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,409 I'm taking this medication and it's getting all over the place! 622 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:46,827 I can't control it! 623 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,121 The church groups, the tour-- 624 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,124 There was no miracle? 625 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,793 - Sorry. - Mom-- 626 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,336 Mom? 627 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,755 Where did she go? 628 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,966 - [Larry] she went that way. - Where did she go?! 629 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,719 Larry! Mom? 630 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:06,305 - What the hell happened to her? - Like, how far could she have gone? 631 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:07,597 I don't know. I don't get it. 632 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,391 - Mom! - Mrs. Cochran! 633 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,727 Mom? Larry. 634 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,937 Larry! Oh my gosh. 635 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,275 - [Larry] oh, Christ. - Let's go-- go get her. 636 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,334 Oh no! Please-- 637 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,007 Larry. 638 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,593 Oh, Larry! 639 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,887 Hang on, Larry. Hang on! 640 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,056 Larry. 641 00:30:49,973 --> 00:31:57,457 - Hold on. - Ahhhh. 50570

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