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I don't know why
I ever married this man.
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What a schmuck.
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Shlomo, what is taking
you so long? My God!
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What the hell are you doing?
Get out here!
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You are such schmuck!
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Can't you do anything right?
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Is it so hard to keep this with that?
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Putz.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Have a good day.
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Larry, hmm?
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How are you, Anna?
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Oh, I'm just never been better.
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So what could I do for you, my friend?
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Well, got a little suit here
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uh, needs a cleaning.
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My wife and I are renewing our vows.
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- Ten years we've been married.
- Oy.
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Wow. I bet you make her very happy.
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[Larry] No.
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She's the most miserable
woman in the world
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believe me.
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You're pretty fit, Larry.
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How you stay so fit?
What you do?
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I run away from hoodlums, you know.
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It keeps you in shape.
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So what do you think?
You can get this, uh...
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...get this done for me for...
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Oh, I need it by...
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Oh, no, I got that dinner party...
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Tomorrow?
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You could have whatever you like, Larry.
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So do I need a ticket or anything?
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I know you, Larry.
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You don't need no ticket.
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Okay.
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♪ Ein keloheinu ♪
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♪ Ein kemalkenu ♪
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♪ Ein... ♪♪
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Rabbi.
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We got a cantor already.
It's okay, though.
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Huh, you got, can I be the new cantor?
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I think I can do it.
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- Can you do it?
- I think I could.
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So you ready for the big day?
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I'm all ready for Saturday.
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I want to thank you for-for doing this.
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It's a pleasure.
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- It's a pleasure.
- Yes.
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It should be completely
painless, I promise.
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[Larry] Okay.
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Looking forward to it.
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Is that you?
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That's, uh...
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That's Eddie Silverman.
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He's my, uh, brother-in-law.
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He, uh...
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He died on September 11th.
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Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Yeah. Terrible.
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He was in the building?
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No, no, he-he was uptown
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on 57th Street.
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He got hit by a bike messenger.
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- It's awful.
- Uptown?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Bike messenger hit him.
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Hmm.
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- What a shame.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, that's, uh...
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- Hey, Rabbi?
- Yeah?
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Um, can I discuss
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a, uh, private matter with you?
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Please. Anything.
I'm a rabbi.
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Anything you want to say.
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Ten years ago, before we got married...
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...my wife told me
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that if we stayed together for ten years
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that for our 10th anniversary
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as a present to me
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she would let me have
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relations with another woman
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just one time.
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And this is like, this is a gift to you?
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It's like I have total
permission to do it.
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Yeah?
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She's almost kind of
challenging me in a way
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in a kind of demeaning way
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she doesn't think I'm,
you know, suave enough.
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- Oh, really?
- And I want to.
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It's the only opportunity
I'll ever have
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for the rest of my life.
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I'm, I've never cheated on her
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I never would cheat.
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This is all on the up and up.
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So y-you're conflicted about it?
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Yes, yet I kind of, you know...
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I'll be honest, it would be nice.
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You know what comes to my mind, Larry?
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What comes to my mind
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is the story of Abraham and Sarah.
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Sarah could not conceive
and said to Abraham
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you know, "Go in to your
handmaiden, you know, Hagar
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and-and have relations with her."
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Abraham's wife said that to him?
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- Yeah, absolutely.
- Get the hell outta here!
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It's-it's right there in Genesis.
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I-I think that you can look at that
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as a very real precedent.
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And-and this woman's never
gonna replace your wife.
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She's not gonna mean anything, you know.
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Of course not.
Of course not.
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So I mean there's no danger of that?
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No!
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It's-it's not an act of love anyway.
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- It's-it's lust.
- So-so you know...
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"Love," I don't know what
that has to do with sex.
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Yeah, well it has a lot to do, but...
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I would say that
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she's giving you something
out of generosity
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and, uh, I think you should probably
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accept it in that same
sense of generosity.
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And I'm not a bad person if I do it?
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No, no, you're not a bad person if you--
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I'm a bad person anyway, but I'm not...
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Am I an extra-bad person?
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No, it does not make you
an extra-bad person.
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I've got to start coming
to Temple more often.
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I'm glad I could, uh,
be helpful with this.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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You're very welcome.
You're very welcome.
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And I'll see you tomorrow
night for dinner?
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Oh, yes, I'm looking forward to that.
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Oh, listen, um, Larry
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I was talking to a friend of mine
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and, uh, he's a survivor
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and, uh, he would love to meet you.
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Would-would it be possible,
I mean
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for me to bring him to dinner?
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Of course!
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I don't want to impose or anything.
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There's no imposition at all.
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You want a friend of
yours, bring him over.
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That's fine.
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You know, it's just gonna be my family.
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- He'll be thrilled.
- It's not a big deal.
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- He'll be absolutely thrilled.
- Okay.
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Alright.
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Go. Enjoy.
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Rabbi, thank you.
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Okay.
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Yes, Your Honor, I do admit
for the last 20 years
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I've been a lying,
double-crossing, two-faced...
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J-just stop it!
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- I can't stand it anymore!
- Call a truce.
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- Alright?
- All summer.
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How's it going?
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It's not going well.
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I'm trying to memorize this stuff
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they're making a racket.
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I've got two weeks.
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Y-you're doing great.
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I'm gonna be humiliated.
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Oh, the rabbi said
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he's bringing a survivor tomorrow.
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Should I have my father
bring his friend solly
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who's also a survivor...
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You know, the guy with the glass eye?
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Oh, right.
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- Remember him?
- Yeah.
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[Larry] You think that's a good idea?
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Do survivors like seeing each other?
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Do they like to talk about old times
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or does the sight of another
survivor depress them?
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I-I think you should invite him.
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- Invite him.
- I guess if I was a survivor...
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I'd want to see somebody...
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[Cheryl] You'd want to see somebody
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you have a shared experience.
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Yeah, talk about, well,
see that's the thing.
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Do they want to...
I-I don't know.
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How are your vows coming along?
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I-I just haven't had that much time
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to really work on it yet.
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This is important to me,
Larry.
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The whole thing's gonna
be embarrassing anyway.
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You didn't tell me this
was gonna be part
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of the whole thing, that
I'd have to say this
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in front of people.
I thought it was...
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Okay I'm giving you a good gift.
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Okay, so this is what I have so far.
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"May I always have the wisdom
to look past your shortcomings
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"and appreciate all of the
goodness you possess.
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"We promise to continue loving
each other unconditionally
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"not only throughout this lifetime
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"but after death through all eternity.
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We stand before you--"
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Huh? Wait a second.
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- What?
- What was that about eternity?
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Um...
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"We-we'll love each other, uh,
throughout this lifetime
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but after death, through all eternity."
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You mean this is...
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This is continuing into the afterlife?
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Yeah, that's the idea.
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Do you have a problem with that?
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Well, I...
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I thought this was over at death.
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I didn't know we-we went
into eternity together.
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I... isn't that what it said in...
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"Till death do us part,"
I thought it was...
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Do you have a problem with eternity?
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Well...
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We finally found each other, Larry
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and we're celebrating
this for all eternity.
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I just, I guess I had a
different plan for eternity.
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I thought...
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I thought I'd be single,
I guess.
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[Cheryl] I'm sorry.
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I'm interrupting your
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single life in eternity?
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No, I just didn't realize that
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this relationship carried
over after death.
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[Cheryl] Well, it does!
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It carries over!
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So I guess I just took that for granted.
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Okay. Do you not want to
renew our vows? Because...
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No, I want to renew our vows until...
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You know, I didn't...
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Can we take out the eternity part?
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No.
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Okay.
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[Cheryl] It's nice meeting you.
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This is a-a treat.
This is really a treat.
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- The treat is ours.
- Hi.
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Look at you.
You look great.
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- You happy?
- Yeah, I'm very happy.
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Did I really need to
wear a suit for this?
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Yes, look at, everybody is dressed up.
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So what have we got going on?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, you should
say hello to the rabbi
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and, uh, you know, mix
and mingle with people.
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- Larry.
- Hello, Rabbi.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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This is Colby.
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Hi, Larry.
Nice to meet you.
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- Where's this survivor?
- What?
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H-he's the survivor.
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From the, from the television show.
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"Survivor."
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- I was over in Australia.
- Yeah.
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- I'm a huge fan of "Seinfeld."
- He really is.
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How is Jerry?
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- He's good.
- Yeah?
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Is he still doing stand-up?
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I just thought you two should meet
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you know, fellow celebrities,
I thought...
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Uh-huh.
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Thanks again for having me over.
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No problem.
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Okay, I'm gonna, uh,
say hello to my dad.
262
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,410
Okay.
263
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,745
[Colby] Thanks again.
264
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:21,871
Great sense of humor.
265
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,289
He looked thrilled to meet you.
266
00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,582
- Stunned.
- It was neat.
267
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,875
- Hi.
- Hey.
268
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,168
You're the "Survivor" guy, right?
269
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,128
Hello, solly.
270
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,171
Hello. How are you?
271
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,297
- Good to see you.
- You too.
272
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,549
Yeah.
273
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,342
You have a beautiful house.
274
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,302
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
275
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:40,181
- There's gonna be a dinner?
- Oh, there'll be a dinner.
276
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,225
A delicious dinner.
277
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,144
- I like it. I like it.
- Yeah.
278
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,520
Hey, solly
279
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,772
Cheryl and I are renewing
our vows on Saturday.
280
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,190
Why don't you come keep
my father company?
281
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,192
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
282
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,402
Yeah?
283
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,030
Listen, where's the other survivor?
284
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,745
He's that, uh, tall guy over there.
285
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,874
He's...
286
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,625
He's from the television show.
287
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,004
"Survivor?"
288
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,175
- Huh, what?
- What?
289
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,552
So here we are in a region of Australia
290
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,929
where out of the world's
ten most deadly snakes
291
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,431
nine of them inhabit this region.
292
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,766
[Colby] It was harrowing.
293
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,684
You come across a taipan on the trail
294
00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:28,313
you get bit, you're
dead, 30 minutes flat.
295
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,775
I'll tell you that's a
very interesting story.
296
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,987
Let me tell you,
I was in a concentration camp.
297
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,780
You never even suffered
one minute in your life
298
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,617
compared to what
I went through.
299
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,910
Look, I'm saying-I'm
saying we spent 42 days
300
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,078
trying to survive.
301
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,914
We had very little rations, no snacks.
302
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,958
Snacks?
What are you talking snacks?
303
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,461
We didn't eat, sometimes for a week.
304
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,504
- For a month, we ate nothing!
- Don't.
305
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,173
- I went from...
- Alright.
306
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,090
I couldn't even work out
when I was over there.
307
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,217
They certainly didn't have a gym.
308
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,176
A what?
309
00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,260
I mean,
I wore my sneakers out.
310
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,345
And then the next thing you know
311
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,261
I've got a pair of flip-flops.
312
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,472
Flip-flops!
313
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,015
[Colby] We slept on the
ground, on the dirt.
314
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,808
Okay,118 degrees during the day
315
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,102
98 at night with 98 percent humidity.
316
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,564
45 degrees below zero!
317
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,357
- Did you guys have a bathroom?
- A bathroom?
318
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,567
Yeah, we didn't have one.
319
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,944
We had 12 people at a time
320
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:16,861
would go and shit--
321
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,780
Well, I'm sure you had toilet paper.
322
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,949
- We had newspaper.
- We had mosquitoes.
323
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,117
Mosquito?
You see this glass eye?
324
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,535
Huh? Huh?
325
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,580
- Have you even seen the show?
- Did you ever see our show?
326
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,332
It was called the Holocaust!
327
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,875
Look, all I know is
I was damn close
328
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,293
to that million dollars, alright?
329
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,795
And the whole time,
everyone's backstabbing me
330
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,046
and undermining me
331
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,297
trying to get me kicked off the show.
332
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,631
Don't aggravate yourself here.
333
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:38,967
You know nothing about survival!
334
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,551
I'm a survivor!
335
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,261
- I'm a survivor!
- I'm a survivor!
336
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,514
- I'm a survivor!
- I'm a surv...
337
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,979
Uh, somebody get a sponge.
338
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,816
I don't understand.
Why don't you get a sponge?
339
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,072
What? I just told her to
get a sponge, that's all.
340
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,200
[Cheryl] Are you getting dressed,
Larry?
341
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,412
The rabbi wants to start
the ceremony by noon.
342
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,746
My suit's not in the dry cleaning.
343
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,290
I can't-I can't find it.
344
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,583
- What are you talking about?
- It's not there.
345
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,627
I mean, the guy gave me
everything that we had in there.
346
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,713
She wasn't there?
347
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,756
No, it was, the husband was working.
348
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,300
Oh, okay.
No wonder why.
349
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,177
She, uh, she doesn't give me a ticket.
350
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,846
She doesn't give you a ticket?
351
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,181
You know, she knows me.
I go in there a lot.
352
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,809
I go in there a lot.
She gives me a ticket.
353
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,229
Well, then, just wear
your black suit, okay?
354
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,024
Well I got this new suit
just for this occasion.
355
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,275
You shouldn't have made me
wear it to the dinner party.
356
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,443
Oh, my God.
357
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,653
Larry, I don't know what to tell you.
358
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,238
If they're closed, they're closed.
359
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,405
You know what?
360
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,950
I always see their van on Ocampo.
361
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,244
I'll bet it's parked in
front of their house.
362
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,287
Maybe they'll open the store for me.
363
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,205
- Mm-hmm.
- It's worth a shot.
364
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,790
Okay, then if that's
what you're gonna do
365
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,460
you need to go now, alright?
366
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,878
And if not, I'll wear,
I'll wear the black one.
367
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,130
You'll wear the black one.
368
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,140
Larry.
369
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,892
What are you doing here?
370
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,934
Well, um...
Ahem.
371
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,438
Actually, I, uh...
372
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,981
I kind of need a bit of a favor.
373
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,359
I'm so sorry for disturbing you.
374
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,736
You would never disturb
me, even if you tried.
375
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,989
Oh, that's very sweet of you.
Anyway...
376
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,742
How did you know where I live, Larry?
377
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,787
I had seen your van
parked outside before.
378
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,955
You've been stalking me,
haven't you, Larry?
379
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,457
No, not really.
I just saw the van out there.
380
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,125
Oh, Larry.
381
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,044
Anyway, I'm so sorry
to bother you on the
382
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,296
on the Sabbath. Um...
383
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,049
I was kind of wondering
if it would possible...
384
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,843
If, um
385
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,763
there was any way that you could go
386
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,474
open the store so I can get my suit?
387
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,059
Well, you know it is the Sabbath.
388
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,602
I cannot drive.
389
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,895
Well, we can walk over there.
390
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,689
It's I can take you piggyback.
391
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,734
Oh, now you're talking, Larry.
392
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,612
You know,
Shlomo is at shul.
393
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,115
Oh.
394
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,410
Do you want to come in for a drink?
395
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,036
Hmm?
396
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,040
Actually you know, uh
397
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,708
I really don't have that much time.
398
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,045
We're renewing our vows, and, uh
399
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,089
I kind of got to get going.
400
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,551
- Your vows with your wife.
- Yes. Yes.
401
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,302
- 10 years?
- Yes, yes.
402
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,138
10 years. Yeah, yeah.
403
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,181
I too have been married for 10 years.
404
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,269
- Yeah.
- 10 long years.
405
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,401
I'll go get the keys.
406
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,194
Okay.
407
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,376
- Hey.
- Hey.
408
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,546
What are you doing here?
You should be getting ready.
409
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,173
[Larry] I had to go pick up my suit
410
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,592
from the dry cleaners.
I had to go to her house.
411
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,468
- The Hasidim one?
- Yeah.
412
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,802
The one I was telling you about.
413
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,053
She invited me in for a drink
414
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,139
then we went to the store...
415
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,894
- We-we set something up.
- You're kidding me!
416
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,480
I told her all about the 10th
anniversary present, all that...
417
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:24,150
- One time. It's on.
- Wow! Great!
418
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,359
- And guess what?
- What?
419
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,236
I've got the Rabbi's blessing.
420
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,529
You talked to the Rabbi about this?
421
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,740
I spoke to the Rabbi about it.
I have his blessing.
422
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,450
So you gotta go get a sheet now, huh?
423
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,368
What are you talking about?
424
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,662
The Hassids, they-they
have sex through a sheet.
425
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,539
That's-that's not a...
Come on, that's a myth.
426
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,916
Let me tell you something, you
better show up with a sheet
427
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,334
or you're gonna be in big trouble.
428
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,461
- Really?
- Trust me. Yes. Hey, Susie.
429
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,254
Jeff, you forgot the cantaloupes.
430
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,881
- Oh, forget the cantaloupe.
- Where are the cantaloupes?
431
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,425
Come here for one second.
Come here. Come here, come here.
432
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,636
- How do the Hassids make love?
- What do you mean?
433
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,304
When Hasidim make love,
how do they do it?
434
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,431
Oh, with the sheet you're talking about?
435
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,851
They put in a hole in a sheet
and there's, through that.
436
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,770
- You're kidding.
- You didn't know that?
437
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,355
- I thought it was a myth.
- Everybody knows that.
438
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,065
No, it's not a myth, they
cut a hole in the sheet
439
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,193
the man puts the penis in, they
can't touch each other, Larry.
440
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,070
It's a religious thing that they do.
441
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,239
What do you guys talk about?
This is what you talk about?
442
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,240
- How Hasidim have sex?
- No, it just came.
443
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,492
The subject came up!
It came up!
444
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,036
Help me with the bags, alright?
445
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,288
- Wow. How do you like that?
- Yeah.
446
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,707
Oh, well,
I gotta-gotta get a sheet.
447
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,126
You know what you should do? You
should spring for a satin sheet.
448
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,753
Really? I don't think
that would be good.
449
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,588
You'd be sliding all over the place.
450
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,340
- Well...
- Cut it beforehand, you think?
451
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,384
Beforehand! Show up with
the hole beforehand.
452
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,468
You gotta do that.
453
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,136
Well, I would think it
might be kind of fun
454
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,305
cutting the hole with her,
sharing it, you know?
455
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,099
[Susie] Jeff, will you
bring in the groceries?
456
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,351
- I'm coming! Alright, bye.
- I'll see you later.
457
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,859
- Larry?
- Look. Huh?
458
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,611
Aren't you glad
I picked it up?
459
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,488
My mother is very upset right now
460
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,949
and she says she's not
coming to the ceremony.
461
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,200
What? Why?
462
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,952
Because of your sponge comment.
463
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,125
- You want me to go talk to her?
- Yes, I do!
464
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,960
She was just trying to help out.
465
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,670
Well, then she should've got the sponge.
466
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,255
Why does she want somebody
else to get the sponge?
467
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,756
Oh, my God.
468
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,758
If she's trying to help
out, then get the sponge.
469
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,223
Mom. Mom, I just want to
apologize about the, uh...
470
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:25,313
You know, the whole sponge thing.
471
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,984
You know,
what happened that night, uh
472
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,613
because of the whole, the
survivor confrontation
473
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:38,659
and it just brought up a lot
of stuff about the Holocaust
474
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,872
and it's kind of in my DNA and
I was very flummoxed by it
475
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,415
very flummoxed.
476
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,916
You wouldn't understand
477
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,461
but if you were in my religion
478
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,713
what happened to my people
479
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,715
things came out that
shouldn't have been said.
480
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,302
And, um, I certainly apologize for that.
481
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,057
- Thank you.
- And...
482
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,685
Even though, you know,
you were kind of...
483
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,228
...right by the kitchen
484
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,356
you were the closest one there,
I thought, "Well--"
485
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,775
Let's just talk about how
you don't respect me.
486
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,818
- Oh, that's not true.
- I don't think you like me.
487
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,321
- And you know what? I have--
- I like everybody.
488
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,699
I'm like, I'm a people-person,
I like everybody.
489
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,994
I love people.
You know what?
490
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,789
Let's just put this behind us, come on.
491
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,167
- Come on. Let's go, let's go!
- What is this?
492
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,961
Let's go. Let's go to ceremony.
Come on, this is crazy.
493
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,297
It's so silly, come on.
494
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,425
A sponge. Yes, come on.
495
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,802
Next time you're sitting
by the kitchen...
496
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:38,969
Oh, get out! I'll get my dress.
497
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,805
...you'll get a sponge,
you're standing 2 feet
498
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,516
from the kitchen. You'll get the
sponge next time, so what?
499
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,898
- Oh, my gosh.
- All present and accounted for.
500
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,653
[Solly] I've never seen
such a car in my life.
501
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,571
It's a beautiful car.
502
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:03,536
My beautiful Cheryl,
Larry, congratulations.
503
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,539
Thank you.
Thanks, everybody.
504
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:11,001
It's so nice to be here.
What a pleasure this is here.
505
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,837
Glad you're here, solly.
Listen...
506
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,922
Wait till you see these
two getting married.
507
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,799
You've got a big affair yet.
508
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,267
What is he doing?
509
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,228
He's mimicking me. You are...
Why are you mimicking me?
510
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,397
No, no, no, the light
from your glass eye
511
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,107
it's-it's reflecting on me.
512
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,276
You-you were making fun of me!
513
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,862
- No, no, no!
- I don't like this here!
514
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,406
I don't want to be here!
No more!
515
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,616
Hold it! Stop the car!
516
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:47,663
No, solly. Wait, solly.
Please, don't-don't get out.
517
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,040
Somebody get a sponge.
518
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:02,762
Right, so then
I'll, uh, do the blessing
519
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,056
uh, the last blessing.
Just a little bit of Hebrew...
520
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,143
And then I will put the
glass on the floor
521
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,563
and you'll step on it and that'll be it.
522
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,273
That's when everybody
yells a matza toff?
523
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,859
No, no, it's-it's Mazel tov.
It means good luck.
524
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,027
Could we say yippee or something?
525
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,695
- Or good luck or something?
- Yippee.
526
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,696
- Hallelujah would be good.
- 'Can you just say Mazel tov?'
527
00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:23,657
- Yeah, Mazel tov. '
- 'Anything else?
528
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,659
Um, just that the Hebrew,
529
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,744
I mean, are we gonna know
what-what you're saying?
530
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,622
Yeah, I'll translate
it. It's just very basic--
531
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,373
You want me to translate for
you? "We love God. God!
532
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,584
"Thank you, God. Thanks, God.
God, you're great. Oh, God.
533
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,503
- Oh, you're wonderful."
- Okay, um...
534
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,505
"You're amazing, God."
It's all God.
535
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,131
It's a little overdone, but...
536
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,593
Well, it's a blessing.
It's more about you than God.
537
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,179
- Oh, God, yeah.
- Larry, I'm sorry.
538
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,807
You know, I don't want to
change the subject, but...
539
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,975
...isn't there something you
can do about that stain?
540
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:54,730
- I mean, it's horrifying.
- Yeah, I know. It's a, uh...
541
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,191
It's a go-home stain,
but I didn't go home.
542
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,777
I mean, I just, it's kind
of disrespectful, you know
543
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,030
just in terms of standing
in front of the Ark and--
544
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,740
- Mm-hmm.
- Excuse me.
545
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:08,828
- Does anybody have a mint?
- I got a mint.
546
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,455
It's in my pocket. Do you
want me to hand it to you?
547
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,541
It's loose.
It's not in a package.
548
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,959
Or do you want to put
your hand in my pocket
549
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,127
and get it yourself?
You got three options.
550
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:20,089
You can do one of those two
things, or you can refuse it.
551
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,633
- There you go.
- Cheryl, honey. Would you--
552
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,302
Reach into Larry's pocket for
an unwrapped mint? Sure.
553
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,054
- This is fine. Here.
- Thank you, darling. Great.
554
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,890
A loose mint.
You got your mint. Great.
555
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,892
- Okay?
- Alright, everybody ready?
556
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,561
- Yeah.
- Alright, let's roll.
557
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,897
What? "Let's roll"?
558
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,733
- What did you say?
- What?
559
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,530
You knew that my brother-in-law
died on September 11th.
560
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,657
How dare you say something like that!
561
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,201
With all due respect, wasn't
that just a coincidence?
562
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,994
- Um, I-I--
- Alright. Poor choice of words.
563
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,746
- What the hell kind of a--
- Alright--
564
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,957
Oh, you know,
I don't wanna do this!
565
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,584
- Forget it, forget it!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
566
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,917
Oh I-I didn't know...
567
00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,253
- I didn't know that if you--
- Larry.
568
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,088
That if you died uptown on 9/11
569
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,465
that it was, that it was part
of it, of the tragedy, I--
570
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,509
Do I have to listen to
this, do I have to
571
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,678
go on and on and on about this?
572
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,763
I didn't know that an uptown
death on West 57th Street
573
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,308
was part of the tragedy.
574
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,851
{\an8}I-I don't think
I want to do this.
575
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:17,104
{\an8}I-I really don't. I mean,
you look like a slob.
576
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,480
I don't think you're
taking it seriously.
577
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,607
What? No.
578
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,191
You could've gone home with the stain--
579
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,734
Rabbi, you're going very
far with this. Come on.
580
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:24,778
We came all the way
from Florida for this
581
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,281
and we would like to just get it
over with, if you don't mind.
582
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,991
[Nat] He doesn't know what he's doing.
583
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,827
- He really doesn't.
- What do they say in the Bible?
584
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,538
- "He knows not whereof--"
- Don't try to quote the Bible.
585
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,373
Just don't-don't try.
586
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,417
- Let's quit--
- Cheryl, Cheryl, I'll do it.
587
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,377
- Rabbi, thank you.
- I'll do it for you.
588
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,129
- I really appreciate it.
- "He knows not whereof--"
589
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,089
I'm sorry about your-your loss.
590
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,925
- Larry, you can be quiet.
- Thank you, thank you.
591
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,594
- Come on, come on.
- Alright, let's vamoose.
592
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,930
- Let's vamoose!
- Let's get out of here.
593
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:56,143
And may we continue to love
each other unconditionally
594
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,186
not only throughout this lifetime
595
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,898
but after death through all eternity.
596
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,652
- That's very moving, Cheryl.
- Thank you.
597
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,488
Yes. Okay, Larry.
598
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,833
Uh...
599
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,628
I'm drawing a blank here, Rabbi.
600
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,800
I don't have the paper.
601
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:31,345
Y-you know what? Just-just-just
speak from your heart.
602
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,597
Just speak to Cheryl, look into her eyes
603
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,600
and it'll come, the words will come.
604
00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:41,939
Things have been good...
605
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:47,987
It's a very good, uh...
relationship,10 years.
606
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:52,074
Pretty good, it's pretty, pretty
607
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:55,369
pretty, pretty good.
608
00:24:55,494 --> 00:25:02,167
And... I am your devoted servant.
609
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,628
Well, I don't know about servant, but...
610
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,840
You know, I'm not a servant, but,
uh, I'll certainly help you
611
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:11,468
if you ever need help with
anything, you know that.
612
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:12,886
I'm in the house a lot.
613
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,513
You wanna open a bridge
table, or something?
614
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:15,888
You know, whatever you need.
615
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,474
I'm not a great handyman
616
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,685
and I'm not good at making plans.
617
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,395
That I don't do very well,
I have to admit.
618
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,397
She makes the plans, you know.
619
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,150
She makes good plans.
We always have stuff to do and...
620
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:31,446
And I will love you
621
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:34,825
for the rest of my life...
622
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:39,747
...until the day I die.
I'll love you until death.
623
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:45,252
That's a pretty good thing.
Not that many women have that.
624
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,129
Right now till the day I die
625
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:50,132
there will never be any
other woman till death.
626
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,592
And, you know, we don't, you know...
627
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,469
So after death who knows what happens?
628
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,013
- Even you-you don't know what...
- No.
629
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,600
I promise to love you
through all eternity.
630
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,733
Alright, eternity.
631
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,027
Okay, okay. Uh...
632
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,571
Before I pronounce you man and wife
633
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,698
it's time to break the glass.
634
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,243
Here we go.
I'm just gonna put it...
635
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:21,205
Ah! God, my hand!
636
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:24,291
Oh, it's bleeding! Jesus!
637
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:32,215
Somebody get a sponge.
638
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:49,650
Hey.
639
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,026
Well, it's about fucking time, Larry.
640
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,070
My God, I've been waiting
all day. Come on in.
641
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,155
- What is that?
- My suit.
642
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,865
I got it stained at the ceremony.
643
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,827
I figured as long as I'm here,
I'd drop it off with you.
644
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,329
- Drop it off with me?
- Yeah.
645
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,248
- Here?
- Well, yeah.
646
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:05,833
I figured you'd save
me a trip, you know?
647
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,751
Why didn't you just take it
to the cleaners, Larry?
648
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,254
Well, I'm here.
Y-you're the cleaner.
649
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,589
I'm not going to schlep
your dirty clothes
650
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,258
all the way there.
Why-why should I do that?
651
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:15,968
What's the big deal?
Put it in your trunk.
652
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,052
You're going right over there.
653
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,512
You throw it in your trunk,
Larry.
654
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,055
You take it in your fucking car
655
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,348
and you go over to the cleaners.
656
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,225
It's not a big deal, you
do it all the time.
657
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,435
I figured I'd kill two
birds with one stone.
658
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,397
I am not going to schlep
your dirty fucking clothes
659
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:30,898
over to the cleaners, Larry.
My God!
660
00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:32,818
How do you do with wine stains?
661
00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:35,279
- We get them out.
- What about blood?
662
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,114
{\an8}Of course we get
blood. We get everything.
663
00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:39,907
We're very good, we're the
best cleaners around, Larry.
664
00:27:40,032 --> 00:27:41,410
- Wine and blood?
- Wine and blood!
665
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,787
Alright. You got your work cut
out for you with this one.
666
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,747
- What is wrong with you?
- Alright.
667
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,124
Don't get so riled up about it.
668
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,250
I'm not so riled up.
669
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,542
You're going to the store anyway.
670
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:50,836
You come here to fuck, or
you come here to talk
671
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,589
about your dirty suit?
672
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,840
Hmm?
Fuck or suit?
673
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,806
{\an8}- Okay, the-the first one.
- Well, there you go.
674
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:03,932
{\an8}Let's go. I don't got all day.
675
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,559
So you're not gonna take the suit?
676
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,644
- Jesus Christ!
- Alright.
677
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:18,446
- Where'd you get the sheet?
- Linen store.
678
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,157
Who-who brings a sheet to a hotel?
679
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,326
And what's it...
There's a hole there.
680
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:28,207
Yeah, 'cause your Hasidic.
681
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,292
What, do you believe that stupid shit?
682
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,794
What kind of fucking idiot are you?
683
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,964
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit. It's an earthquake!
684
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:39,426
Wait, Larry!
Oh, jeez!
685
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:55,025
Larry! Hey, we survived.
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