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What does it take to be
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a "Girls Gone Wild" girl?
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You have
to show your !
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{\an8}- Go!
- One, two...
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Those girls
from Cancun are wild.
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Yes, they are, but if you
want to see how wild
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they really get, you've
gotta get the video.
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- Hello?
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Channel 57.
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Yeah, I got...
I'm watching.
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- Ho-ho-ho-ho!
- What's going on in the world?
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[Jeff] They're college
girls and they're wild.
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- They've gone wild.
- They've gone wild.
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[Jeff] They've gone wild.
We gotta have it.
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- Okay.
- I ca... I can't have it...
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Sent to my house.
Susie'll kill me.
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I don't want it sent here.
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- How about your office?
- Okay, good, my office.
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Okay, I'll order it on the phone.
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- Okay.
- Okay, bye.
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"'Ultimate
Spring Break" absolutely free.'
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You won't believe the
uncensored insanity...
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- Larry?
- As our cam...
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- And so unlike most...
- Oh.
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Um, have you seen my PalmPilot?
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PalmPilot?
It's not here, no.
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- What are you watching?
- Just flipping around.
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Um, what are we doing
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about the poison oak in the backyard?
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I thought you were supposed
to be taking care of that.
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Um, Jeff's got this Indian guy.
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They're immune to it.
Wandering Bear, yeah.
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- Okay.
- Um...
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I'm gonna see Jeff tomorrow.
I'll mention it to him.
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- Okay.
- I'll take care of it.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Okay, okay.
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And um, while we're
here, have you noticed
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that we have not had sex
in a very long time?
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Cheryl, I'm watching this
thing about hippos.
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Listen, this is the longest we've gone
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since we've been married.
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Well, I had the dog bite, you know.
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I know.
That was a while ago.
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- It's better, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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But you know, you went off the pill.
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What are we supposed to do?
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So we use condoms or something.
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I can't use condoms.
First of all
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I'm embarrassed to buy 'em,
and I'm not good at it.
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Why don't we do this?
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I'll call and make an
appointment for you
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to have a vasectomy, and
then we don't have to
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worry about this any longer.
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- Ha-ha. Okay, fine.
- No, no, but I want you--
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I'll get the condoms.
I'll get the condoms.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So have you seen my PalmPilot?
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It's not here.
It's downstairs.
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- I think it's downstairs.
- Okay.
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See and hear underwater
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and they're well insulated.
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{\an8}Don't miss the videos
everyone's talking about.
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"'Girls Gone Wild
Ultimate Spring Break"'
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on video or DVD for just $9.99.
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Yes, I was, uh
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I was thinking about ordering
the tape, the videotape...
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...about the college girls
and the wild-the wildness.
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They're going wild or something.
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Somebody told me about going wild.
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Hey.
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What's the matter?
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Marvin and I broke up.
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I mean, I can't believe it,
Larry, I can't believe it.
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How come?
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I-I just... I can't say.
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- It's too personal.
- Too personal?
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I just don't understand,
Larry.
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I mean, I just don't
understand why it happened.
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Everything was going so well.
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You know? I mean, I thought we
were gonna maybe get married.
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I just, I didn't see this coming at all.
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I mean how can things be
going so well one day
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and you're planning a trip, and
then the next day it's over?
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What are those, Mentos?
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Mmm.
Boy, that's really good.
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That is a hell of a
candy, you know that?
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How do they get the essence
of orange like that?
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I-it's amazing, just with chemicals.
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Well, I got a couple of things...
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...for you to do.
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I need you to get some cash for me
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and I got a corn.
I need some Freezone.
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- I hope that'll get rid of it.
- Mm-hmm.
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- One ounce or two?
- And get some MENTOS for me.
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Fill up my car with mints and gum
and good fresh breath stuff.
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Lot of fresh, freshness.
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So, I'll just reach into the well and
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I'll just have an unlimited
good-breath supply.
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And, uh, cancel lunch with,
uh, Jason Small for me.
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Okay, cancel lunch, and why?
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I don't know just tell him
it's my mother's unveiling
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or something.
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Okay, so lie and then get
some treats for the car?
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Yeah.
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Anything else?
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Well your mail's here.
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"Girls Gone Wild,"
Larry?
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Hey, what are you doing opening my mail?
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I thought it was my mail.
I ordered a Pilates video.
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Well, look, it says "Larry
David" on it, doesn't it?
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Well, I was a little distracted.
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Anyway it's not for me, it's
for Jeff, so you're open--
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- For Jeff?
- Yeah.
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Come on. "Girls Gone Wild?"
Do you know how--
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It's supposed to be "College
Girls Gone Wild," isn't it?
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Oh, "College Girls Gone
Wild," that's even better
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they're younger.
Crazy girls.
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Yeah, "College Girls
Gone Wild."
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Do you know what
that does to women?
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Terrible, I agree with you.
It's terrible.
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Do Jeff a favor and throw that away.
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I'm gonna talk to him.
I intend to talk to him.
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Good, Larry.
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Why the hell does he need this stuff?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I, uh... got you what you need.
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Everlast condoms, my friend.
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- Hey.
- The best in the business.
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Really?
Oh, thank you.
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With those babies you're
never gonna stop.
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- Never gonna stop?
- Never gonna stop.
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Well, I want a condom
called "get it over with."
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- Not Everlast?
- Yeah.
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How long you think
I want to do that for?
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I don't know, all night long,
I would've guessed.
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- It gets boring, come on.
- Fucking's boring?
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It doesn't get boring after a while?
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- Uh, uh... It's a bore.
- No, it doesn't get boring.
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It doesn't get boring.
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- What is it?
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It's enough, in and out.
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These things, by the way, really
give me problems anyway.
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- I don't know what--
- Why? You just roll it on.
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- Can't get 'em on!
- Come on, they fit me.
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Ah, you gotta get 'em
on so fast, you know?
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Who's timing you?
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Mm.
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They'll make you a
different kind of man.
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So, they really make you,
like, last? Everlast?
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All night long.
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Well, thank you for getting 'em for me.
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I'm too embarrassed to
go to the drugstore.
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- I couldn't do it.
- Well, my pleasure.
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Hey, remember that Indian
you were telling me about?
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- Yeah, Wandering Bear.
- I need his number.
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[Jeff] I'll be glad to give it to you.
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But don't say you got it from
me. He's pissed off at me.
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- 'Cause Susie doesn't want me...
- Really?
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To pay him because he went
$200 over the estimate.
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But it's an estimate.
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- It's an estimate!
- Well...
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Hey, what's going on with your gal
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down the hall there?
She's crying and--
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Well, I'm having a lot
of problems with her.
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You know, first of all...
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...her boyfriend broke up with her.
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Yeah?
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And frankly,
I'd like to do the same.
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Why don't you fire her?
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- I can't.
- Why?
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Because she knows everything about me.
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She knows my dietary habits.
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She knows about all my web of
lies and bullshit and deceit.
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She knows more about
me than Cheryl does.
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You can't fire her.
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- She'll destroy me.
- You're trapped.
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I'm trapped for life, and
she has no, she doesn't
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wanna do anything else with
her life, this is it.
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Oh, dear God, you're trapped.
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You know what else she knows?
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She knows about
this, my friend.
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Oh, man, it came!
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Wow, "College Girls Gone Wild."
Look at that.
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You know what, we can go
to my house and watch it.
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Oh, yeah, we'll have, like,
an "Auto Focus" party.
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- "Auto Focus" party?
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I got the big screen, we can watch it.
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Which character are you gonna be?
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- I'm Bob Crane.
- Ha-ha! You're Bob Crane?
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I'm Bob... You can be the freakish guy.
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- I'll be Willem Dafoe.
- You'll be Willem Dafoe.
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He's a freak.
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It's the hottest
"Girls Gone Wild" video ever.
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I'm having so much trouble
with these glasses.
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You know, I got these blended bifocals.
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- Yeah.
- And I can't get...
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I can't get used to them.
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Just watch.
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You know what?
I wanna go to the car
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and get my other glasses, okay?
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- Go ahead.
- Alright, so...
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Just pause it for...
I'll be back in two seconds.
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No, I'm not gonna pause it.
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What do you mean you're
not gonna pause it?
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I'm not a pauser.
I don't like pausing!
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Okay, let's see 'em.
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Eh you're just not being very fair.
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Fine!
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Hurry up!
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- Oh.
- Ready?
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- Yeah, that's more like it.
- Okay.
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Have you seen Oscar?
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No.
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Oscar!
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Did you leave the door open?
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Yeah, when I--
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Goddamn it!
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What, I...
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- Oscar!
- Oscar!
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Oscar!
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Oscar!
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Oskie!
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Oscar!
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- See that?
- What?
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I waved to a guy in a Prius
and he didn't wave back.
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I don't wave to people
with the same car as me.
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Well, we're Prius drivers,
we're a special breed.
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- Special breed.
- You know what?
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I wanna see what's up with that guy.
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See what's up with that guy?
What are you doing?
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What are you gonna do
after you catch him?
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- Nothin'.
- Oh, my God!
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Oscar.
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[Jeff] Oscar!
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Oh, my God, are you okay?
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- Oskie?
- He seems okay.
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Oskie, are you okay, boy?
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He's not bleeding or anything.
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Let me see if he can stand.
Come on.
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Stand up, Oskie.
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Oh, yeah.
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He seems fine.
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Oh.
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What do you want to do?
Should we take him to the vet?
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He seems okay.
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He actually does seem okay.
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Alright, we'll go back to the house
248
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we'll put the video in, watch it
249
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,357
and the whole time we'll monitor Oscar.
250
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,526
Yeah, we'll watch...
we'll watch the video
251
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,028
and we'll keep an eye on
him at the same time.
252
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,446
I'm not saying don't take him to
the vet, but if he needs to.
253
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,448
Yeah, we'll...
Right, we'll watch the video
254
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:16,533
and monitor him.
255
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,451
Video and monitor, that's it.
256
00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,953
Alright, let's get him in the car.
257
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- Come on. Come on, Oskie.
- Come on, come on.
258
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,248
Hey, do not tell anyone
about this, anyone.
259
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,668
Yeah, well, he knows about it.
Good thing he can't talk.
260
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,836
Come on, pal, hop in.
261
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,838
- He seems okay.
- Seems fine.
262
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,923
- Huh, is it my imagination?
- No, he seems fine.
263
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,759
- I think he seems okay.
- Yeah.
264
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,470
I got news for ya.
I don't even think I hit him.
265
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:38,429
I don't think you hit him either.
266
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,848
I didn't-I did not hit that dog.
267
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,057
Yeah, you did not hit that dog.
268
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,809
Hey, let's make a pact right now.
269
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,561
If we notice anything wrong
while we're watching this tape
270
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,688
we're gonna stop the tape
and take him to the vet.
271
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,897
- Immediately.
- Immediately.
272
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,232
Let's go.
273
00:10:56,905 --> 00:11:01,035
See, it pays to lay off
that sex for a while.
274
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,662
You know, kind of reminds me
275
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:06,124
of when Mantle was injured in '63.
276
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:10,837
He's out for about two months,
comes back first at bat
277
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,089
out of the park, home run.
278
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,549
Huh?
Think it's kind of similar.
279
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,345
What?
280
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,640
There's something really...
281
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,684
...strange happening.
282
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I am completely numb.
283
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,440
Yeah.
284
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,107
- Down there?
- Yeah.
285
00:11:32,232 --> 00:11:33,776
I can't feel anything.
286
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,153
- Really?
- Yeah.
287
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,698
- Hmm.
- I don't know why.
288
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,992
This has never happened before.
289
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:46,456
Well, got something to
do with the condom?
290
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,542
I don't know why it would.
291
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:54,088
"Everlast... lasts all night.
292
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,217
"Contains the numbing agent...
293
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,886
...lidocaine."
294
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,684
What?
295
00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:10,104
I must have put it on inside out.
296
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,399
Inside out? Honestly, you don't
know how to put this on?
297
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,109
I just, I didn't know
how... no, I put it on
298
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,444
I slipped it on the way you're
supposed to put it on.
299
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,655
15-year-old boys do it every day.
300
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,365
- Well, I don't know.
- It's not hard!
301
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,991
I don't use it that often.
I just slipped it on the way I
302
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,451
there's no instructions or anything.
303
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,702
- I rolled it down.
- Obviously, there's a wrong...
304
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,080
...way and a right way.
305
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,582
You're the one who wanted
to wear the condom.
306
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,293
You didn't tell me you didn't
know how to put it on, Larry.
307
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,628
- Jesus.
- I didn't know you could...
308
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,255
...put it on inside out!
309
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,219
- Hello?
- Hey.
310
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,845
[Larry] Hey, that condom you gave me?
311
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:43,972
- Everlast?
- Yeah?
312
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,390
There's something wrong with that thing.
313
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,599
What?
314
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,809
I put it on inside out by mistake.
315
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,977
Now Cheryl's all numb in her vagina.
316
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,312
Don't you know how to put a rubber on?
317
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,438
It's dark in the room!
Who can read?
318
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,940
I can't start looking at the package
319
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,316
and reading instructions!
320
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,734
How could you have done that?
321
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,028
I knew there was something
uncomfortable about it.
322
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,905
Couldn't... It was really, like,
squeezing the life out of me.
323
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,033
They're designed to go
the other way, and
324
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,743
and then you last and you last.
325
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,287
Have you ever heard of this before?
326
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,163
- What?
- The numb vagina?
327
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,291
We got bigger problems
than a numb vagina.
328
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,876
- What?
- Oscar is not good.
329
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,671
He's just lethargic as can be
330
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:21,259
and his-his bark is,
like... emasculated.
331
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,552
You think it's from the incident?
332
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,721
Yes, I think it has something
to do with the incident.
333
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,597
- Jeffrey!
- Susie knows something's...
334
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,932
...going down.
I'm telling you.
335
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,350
[Susie] Jeffrey, where the hell are you?
336
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,727
Well, you listen and you listen good.
337
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,812
You keep that trap shut.
You read me?
338
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,188
[Susie] What did you do to this dog?
339
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,898
Alright, listen,
Susie's yelling.
340
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,192
I gotta get going, all right?
I'm sorry about Cheryl's vagina.
341
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,569
- I'll-I'll talk to you later.
- Jeffrey, what's wrong...
342
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,321
- ...with him?
- Bye.
343
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,578
Hey!
344
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,582
How is it?
345
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,376
Feels like it's been
shot with novocaine.
346
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,462
- Oh, my God.
- There's nothing.
347
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,839
[Larry] I'm really sorry.'
348
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,719
Hey, Wandering Bear.
349
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,554
How's it going?
350
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,182
Good.
351
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,476
Okay.
352
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,938
Hey, I'm sorry about that
situation with Jeff and Susie.
353
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,484
You should just go there and
demand that they pay you
354
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,403
the money they owe you.
I guarantee you'll get it.
355
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,614
Hmm.
356
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,575
There's an old
Indian saying
357
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,078
"What goes around comes around."
358
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,538
You sure that's Indian?
359
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,748
I thought that was English.
360
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,334
It could apply to anyone.
361
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:41,214
Yeah. Hey, Wandering Bear,
let me ask you a question.
362
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,508
You're a shaman of sorts.
363
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,469
You know all about plants and herbs
364
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:50,014
and you're kind of a
medicine man in a way.
365
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,974
Last night
366
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,812
I put a condom on inside out
367
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:59,565
and my wife's vagina is completely numb.
368
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,651
Do you know of any...
369
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,279
...herbal remedy that
might work for her?
370
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,206
Hmm.
371
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,377
Give me a pencil and paper.
372
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,212
Well, I have a pen.
373
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,049
Same thing.
374
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,885
Well... yeah, but you said pencil
375
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,555
so I just thought I'd
mention that I had a pen.
376
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,269
They both perform the same function.
377
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,146
That's true.
378
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,647
Pencil has an eraser.
379
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,649
You make a mistake, you can erase
380
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,900
so there's a slight difference.
381
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,987
Some people are very specific about it.
382
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,656
One writes, the other writes.
383
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,199
But you did say pencil.
384
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,555
Is that a Y?
385
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,309
That's a T.
386
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,395
Thank you,
Wandering Bear.
387
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,030
What?
388
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,755
- Hey.
- Hey.
389
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,466
You forgot to cancel that
lunch with Jason Small.
390
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,593
Oh. Oh, yeah.
391
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,304
Yeah, he called my house.
It was kind of embarrassing.
392
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,473
Really? Wow.
393
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,934
Oh, gosh, I'm really sorry about that.
394
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,770
Um, today I need you to
go to Mel Brooks' office
395
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,605
pick up some music for me.
396
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,023
And then I need you to go to my
397
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,650
business manager's office,
and there's a package
398
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,777
which I need you to bring to my house.
399
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,948
Uh, hey, let me ask you,
um, like, a guy question.
400
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,491
- Um...
- Sure.
401
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,244
At home my machine is full
of all these hang-ups.
402
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,246
- Yeah.
- And I'm wondering...
403
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,080
If it's Marvin calling me because
he wants to talk to me.
404
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,415
Yeah, of course.
Of course, Marvin's--
405
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,792
- Is it?
- Yes, yes.
406
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,001
Okay, alright, so I
don't know what to do.
407
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,547
I mean, clearly he's reaching out...
408
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,510
But I shouldn't make the
first move, right?
409
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,471
Yeah, you want to get the phone?
410
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,888
Should I make the first, I'm--
411
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,849
- No.
- No, I should stand my ground.
412
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:39,934
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.
413
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,270
[Antoinette] Okay, thanks, Larry.
414
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,563
Hello, Larry Da...
415
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,273
Hello?
416
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,989
Wandering Bear cured her vagina.
417
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,616
He wrote down this thing,
it's a root or something.
418
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,576
She went to a health food store.
419
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,411
I spoke to her on the phone...
420
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:00,621
...she's better.
421
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,040
Wandering Bear cures vaginas?
422
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,251
That guy's some kind of
magician or something.
423
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,670
I wish I had special
powers over the vagina.
424
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,422
How's, uh, how's Oscar, by the way?
425
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,007
Not good.
426
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,967
He's, uh, just moping around
427
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,135
same old thing making those noises.
428
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,428
- Really?
- Yeah.
429
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,597
Susie took him to the vet.
430
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,763
Did you say anything?
431
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,143
Okay?
432
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,853
Oh, hey, by the way
433
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,230
here, you can have these condoms back.
434
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,817
No, I'm not using 'em anymore.
My doctor told me not to.
435
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,277
He says it's no good for me
to keep going and going.
436
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,070
It's not good for my heart.
437
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,699
- Wow.
- It's a rubber for a young man.
438
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,492
You know what?
You might be right about that.
439
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,036
Okay, that's who it's for.
440
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,580
Hey, my 5 Wood's coming in
today at 4:30.
441
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,789
Let's go get it.
442
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,333
Alright,
I'll pick you up at 4:30.
443
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,251
Beautiful.
444
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,138
Hey.
445
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,513
- Hi.
- Hi.
446
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,350
What did the vet say?
447
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,894
He said that Oscar's
voice box is damaged
448
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,772
as though somebody was
trying to strangle him.
449
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,148
- Strangle the dog?
- Yeah.
450
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,441
Somebody was trying to choke him.
451
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,902
Who could that be,
I wonder?
452
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,696
What, who would want to
do something like that?
453
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,281
The dog bit your penis, so you're trying
454
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,949
to fucking kill him?
Is that what it is?
455
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,076
No that's ridiculous!
456
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,035
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
457
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,369
Then what happened?
458
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,288
How come he can't speak?
What's wrong with him?
459
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,915
I don't know, maybe he got hit by a car.
460
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,709
Oh, please, he's gonna
get hit by a car, how?
461
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,586
Well maybe somebody left the door open.
462
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,462
Who's gonna leave the door open
463
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,089
and let him out of the house?
464
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,674
Jeff could have left the door open.
465
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,301
Jeff did you leave the door open?
466
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,469
Yeah, exactly.
467
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,887
I'm not saying he did it on purpose.
468
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,472
Maybe he went to get
something from his car.
469
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,974
You know what? Maybe you
didn't try to strangle him
470
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,644
but something else happened,
and you were involved
471
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,980
and I am gonna get to
the bottom of this.
472
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,075
Hi Wandering Bear.
473
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,451
Hello.
474
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,787
How is your vagina?
475
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,920
It's... getting better.
476
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,630
Good.
477
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:29,145
Wandering Bear just asked
me how my vagina is.
478
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,481
Well, I'm sure he just wanted to
see if his cure was working.
479
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,941
Okay, well, I don't appreciate strangers
480
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,484
asking me about my vagina.
God.
481
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:40,281
Wait a second.
Did you thank him?
482
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,782
- No.
- Well...
483
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,451
You could have least
expressed some gratitude.
484
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,619
He did cure your vagina, did he not?
485
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,335
Hey Wandering Bear.
486
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,840
Might not be such a good idea
487
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,343
to ask my wife how her vagina is.
488
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,304
I don't know how it is
with American Indians
489
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,263
but the Jew generally doesn't ask
490
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:07,808
other men's wives about their vagina.
491
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,020
It's a custom thing.
492
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:15,065
Well, if you take her to
the white man doctor
493
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:20,696
he will not only ask about
her vagina, he'll look.
494
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,115
Good point Wandering Bear, good point.
495
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,700
Anyway, it's really working out.
496
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,411
She's feeling a lot better.
Thanks again.
497
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:37,254
Hey.
Here are the papers
498
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,548
from your business manager's office.
499
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,177
- So--
- What about the music?
500
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,221
From Mel's office?
501
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:49,141
Oh, Larry, was I supposed
to pick that up?
502
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,061
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry. I totally forgot.
503
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,563
Yeah, uh-huh, just like you
forgot to call Jason Small
504
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:58,234
and cancel the lunch appointment.
505
00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,819
Okay, fine,
I'm sorry.
506
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,321
I'm terrible.
I'm a bad assistant.
507
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,740
You know, I don't need this.
Do your own errands.
508
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,867
- Run your own life. I'm done.
- What?
509
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:07,993
- I quit.
- What're you talking about?
510
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,078
- No, I quit, Larry. I quit.
- What?
511
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:09,954
I don't need this anymore.
512
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,455
You quit? No, you can't quit.
513
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,999
You can tell Jason
Small, or maybe I will
514
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,125
about your mom's fake unveiling.
515
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,377
How about that?
Isn't that nice?
516
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,795
Okay, come on, that's not necessary.
517
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,296
And I'm sure Cheryl would love to hear
518
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,757
about "College Girls
Gone Wild."
519
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,300
- What? Hey! Hey!
- Yeah, Cheryl, that's right.
520
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,219
"College Girls Gone Wild,"
Cheryl, it's hot!
521
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,512
- You know what?
- Okay.
522
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,513
Everybody's gonna know
every lie, every deceit
523
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,641
every half-truth you
have ever told, mister!
524
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,977
- What?
- Eight years of service!
525
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,105
Come on, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
526
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,731
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
527
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,275
You can't quit. Come on.
528
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,443
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
529
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,196
[Cheryl] Larry!
530
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,406
What are you doing?
What's going on?
531
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,616
She quit.
She quit.
532
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,742
She's gonna expose me to the world.
533
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,910
She said she's gonna tell everybody
534
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,619
about all my lies and my deceit
535
00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:54,164
and you know, I said terrible
things about so many people.
536
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,877
And you and Jeff and Susie and
Louis, everybody I know--
537
00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,920
What?
What have you said about me?
538
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,630
- Oh, did I say you?
- Yeah.
539
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,632
No, no, I didn't mean you.
No, the others.
540
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,051
The others, not you,
but the point is that
541
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,470
I'm gonna be ruined, you understand?
542
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,805
We're gonna have to move.
543
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,390
Well, why was she so upset?
544
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,766
I don't know,
I yelled at her a little bit.
545
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:13,934
She was supposed to do
some stuff for me.
546
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:14,935
She didn't do it.
547
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,061
I'm sure she'll be fine once she--
548
00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:18,397
No, she's not gonna be fine.
She hasn't been fine
549
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,690
since she broke up with her boyfriend.
550
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,233
That's the whole problem.
551
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,362
See, now, if I could get
those two back together...
552
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,992
I need to talk to her boyfriend.
553
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,493
I got news for ya.
554
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,996
Okay.
555
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,540
That's what I need to do.
556
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,847
- Hey, Marv.
- Hi, Larry.
557
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,933
I came to see you.
558
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,100
Okay, yeah, sit down.
559
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,478
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure.
560
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:02,273
So, uh, I wanted to talk
to you about Antoinette.
561
00:24:02,398 --> 00:24:05,903
Oh. Ahem.
Yeah, that's, um...
562
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,071
...that's a tough, uh,
a tough situation.
563
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,865
I don't understand what happened.
564
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,742
I mean, you guys, you were
such a great couple and--
565
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,869
Yeah, you know, she's a great gal.
566
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,329
She really is. I love her.
Yeah, I... Well--
567
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,164
So, what are you breaking
up with her for?
568
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,751
It's... You know, it's...
It's personal.
569
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,379
I know.
That's what she said.
570
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,089
It's, uh--
571
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,632
Pour it out, buddy.
572
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,594
It's sexual, sexual.
573
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:34,013
Marvin, I've had every sexual
problem known to mankind.
574
00:24:34,138 --> 00:24:35,766
- Well--
- What is it, you're impotent?
575
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,642
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I've gone ten years...
576
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,352
...with no erection.
What is that? Nothing.
577
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,647
No, no, Larry, that's not it.
It's not that.
578
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,777
When the race begins,
I'm at the finish line...
579
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,028
...just like that.
580
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,364
Quick, quick,
I finish quick.
581
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,409
Ah.
582
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,703
Hmm. Tsk.
583
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:56,912
It's tough.
584
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,580
Hmm.
585
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,590
- Marv.
- Yes?
586
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:16,098
Your problems are over.
587
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,225
Everlast condom?
588
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,561
I've used condoms before,
Larry, they don't help.
589
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,189
You haven't used this one.
590
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:28,736
All night, my friend, all night.
591
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,701
I just got one little
word of advice for you.
592
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,578
Don't wear it inside out.
593
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,457
Thanks, Larry.
594
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,513
- Hey. Yeah.
- Ready to go?
595
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,391
Let me get my jacket.
I'll be right out.
596
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,686
How's, how's Oscar?
He's not good, Larry.
597
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,438
He's not good.
He's the same.
598
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,648
He hasn't gotten any better,
and I know you did something.
599
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:07,816
I didn't forget!
600
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:10,736
I-I'll get that.
601
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,738
Yeah, good, go get the door.
602
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:15,157
Ah, Wandering Bear.
603
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:15,991
No, no, no, I don't
want him in the house.
604
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,701
- Come in, come in.
- Hello, David.
605
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,994
Hello.
606
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,122
I've come to collect my money.
607
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,707
You know what,
Wandering Elk
608
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,502
whatever the fuck your name is,
you were paid already, okay?
609
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,045
Hey, you don't need to talk like that.
610
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,755
You're a better person than that.
611
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,131
No she's not.
612
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,299
We paid you, that was it.
613
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,468
I'd like you out of my house.
614
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,303
I need to be paid in full, please.
615
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,222
You don't get out of my house,
I'm gonna get my dog, alright?
616
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,306
- Susie!
- Susie!
617
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,599
- Oscar!
- What?
618
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,142
- Susie, come on.
- Oscar!
619
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,144
- Susie.
- Please don't do that.
620
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,316
[Susie] You see this?
He's useless. He's useless.
621
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,234
You see what you did to him?
He's useless.
622
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,778
This used to be a watchdog.
623
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,365
May I take a look at him?
624
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,494
Fine, fine, go ahead.
625
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,540
Ahh!
626
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,384
Hey, Prius!
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