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A beautiful Sunday, we're
sitting here like idiots.

- We should be playing golf.
- Yeah.

- How do you work a glue gun?
- Oh, yeah.

Like I know how to work a glue gun.

Should we try going to a public course?

On a Sunday, it'd be a long wait.

When do you think I'm
gonna hear from them?

- From the new club?
- Thursday.

- My interview went very well.
- I thought mine went great too.

- It did?
- Yeah.

Did you have the, the tall blond guy?

- Two guys.
- Yeah.

I-I think they-they, uh,
really took a shine to me.

- I gotta tell you.
- They took a shine to you?

- Yeah, I really do.
- Okay.

[Larry] I don't know what
to do without golf.

When I'm done with this paper

I-I'm gonna wander the streets.

Wow.

You wanna get the violin
out, huh? The violin?

- It's sad.
- That is pretty sad, yeah.

Here's there's another thing,
I'd love to get to this

Dodger game tomorrow night.

- I called everybody I know.
- You did?

- Yep. Nothing.
- Nothing?

Everybody at Dodger Stadium
from top to bottom.

Nobody's got tickets.

It's gonna be some game.

I know.
I want to go, too.

It's too bad we got kicked
out of that golf club.

Marty Funkhouser has two season tickets

to the Dodgers.

His father just died.
He's probably not even going.

I'm sure he's not gonna go. He
hasn't even gone back to work.

- He's not gonna go to the game.
- He's not gonna go to the game.

So what's gonna happen to those tickets?

They're gonna go to waste.

It is weird to ask a guy

you know, his father just died,
"Can we use your tickets?"

It is kind of tacky to do that.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Huh.

Still, I mean... it doesn't hurt to ask.

There might be a way to...

What do you do, just call
him up and say, "Hey."

"Marty, I know you're
still in mourning..."

Right, "I'm sure you're--"

"Marty, I know you're still in
mourning, but is there any..."

"I feel your grief, but are you
gonna use those tickets?"

"Marty, just so your tickets
don't go to waste..."

There's no good way to
go about it, none.

Still...

You know what? Every Sunday,
he has brunch over at Nat's.

Well, we gotta get some
breakfast anyway, right?

We gotta get breakfast, we say
hello, happen to run into him.

Let's go get some breakfast.
Maybe we'll run into him.

Say hello, and just, you know

we'll feel it out, check him out.

Zip in, zip out, say hello.

If the subject of baseball
comes up, it comes up.

That's all.

Ah, see him?
See him?

[Jeff] Yeah.

Yeah, it's tougher than
I thought

but hopefully in a few weeks,
I'll feel better.

- Hey, hey.
- Look a-here.

- Look what's going on here.
- Thanks for calling me.

Do me a favor, call me back,
and we'll play maybe.

Bye.

- Hey.
- How you doing, Lar?

Good to see you guys.

I can't believe you come in here.

- I eat here all the time.
- Really?

I used to eat here with my dad.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

I've never seen you guys here before.

We thought, we were talking about it.

- I thought I'd try it out.
- We were hungry.

- Yeah.
- It's great food.

Yeah, what's good?

Well, I always order the turkey.

A little turkey action today.

- A little turkey action today?
- Turkey today.

I just can't eat today.

I've lost five pounds in two days.

I have no appetite.

By the way, you know,
I'd just like to apologize again

about the whole 5-wood incident and...

- It's forgotten.
- 'Cause, you know, I hit the--

- I know you do. I know you do.
- You know that.

Let's not talk about the
5-wood anymore, okay?

Okay, alright, alright.

You guys get into
Beverly Park?

- Not yet.
- Well, we interviewed.

- Yeah.
- We're waiting to hear.

- Waiting to hear.
- Good luck.

- Great course.
- Yeah.

Have you played it?
Uh, no, I'm a Jew.

Ah, funny.

Oh, hey, who do you like in the
Dodger game tomorrow night?

Oh, it's gonna be tough.
It should be a great game.

- Yeah.
- It's sold-out.

It's a shame about your dad and all

because, well, you're probably... what

you're just not up for going
to the game, I guess, huh?

No, I decided I'm gonna go.

- No kidding?
- Good for you.

- Good for you.
- He would have wanted me to go.

- I think that's true.
- Mm-hmm.

- Don't you?
- He would have, most certainly.

Hey, you know what, if you're,
if you're a little lonely

you need a little
companionship at the game

if you want me to keep you company

I'd be happy to do it.

I don't have a seat for you.

What about your dad's seat?

It's spoken for.

- Okay, alright.
- Ahh.

Okay, well, you have a good time.

- Great seeing you guys.
- Turkey.

- Gonna get the turkey.
- You're gonna love it.

- Good, thank you.
- Where are those seats anyway?

Uh, they're third base, field level.

Hmm.

Okay.

Hey, you know what?

If you hear of anything...

Where am I gonna hear of anything?

Well, sometimes you hear that someone

so-and-so's got an extra ticket.

- The game's tomorrow.
- Okay, well.

If the person who you're taking
might drop out, you know.

No dropping out.

The tip.
Remember the weatherman's tip?

The statute of limitations has
gotta be up on that, no?

You're still asking about the golf tip?

Ehh, forget it.

Daddy-O! Hey-hey.

Yo, wearing that old "Seinfeld" jacket?

Yeah, you're still
wearing that thing, eh?

I'm trying to get out
of jury duty today.

You know, I'd do it,
but I'm in the middle

of rehearsals for "The Producers."

So is that gonna help you
get out of jury duty?

Yeah, 'cause they hate people
in the entertainment industry.

They don't want them serving on juries.

So I thought, you know, what the hell?

Oh, and they'll look at
the "Seinfeld" jacket

and they'll throw you out of there?

- Yeah.
- Alright.

- Alright.
- Hello, darling.

- Hello, darling.
- Hey, there.

Look who's here, my beautiful wife.

I know that girl from someplace.

- She looks very familiar.
- I'm glad I caught you.

- Yeah.
- What are you doing?

- I gotta go downtown.
- Oh, for jury duty.

It's hard to get out of these things.

I don't know what, I'm gonna
have to make something up.

I would serve if they made
me the foreman, but...

Yeah, I do-don't think
you get to choose.

I, I can't serve under another foreman.

- That's not gonna work.
- No.

- And then what are you doing?
- I'm gonna go...

I guess I'll go to Jeff's
house and watch the game.

Would you rather go to the game?

I got you tickets.

What, are you kidding me?

Who did...
Where did you get these from?

You know what?
I'm not gonna reveal my sources.

But, but just trust me, they're good.

I got you two tickets.

That's pretty high up in the alphabet.

Okay, then, you know what?

I'm just joking around.
Come on.

Do you wanna go with me?

No, no.
Go, go with Jeff.

I know you guys were working on tickets.

- That is so nice, you know.
- Oh, oh.

Thank you.
That's so nice of you.

- Okay, well, you guys have fun.
- Okay.

You got a wonderful girl over there.

Yeah. What are you doing, "TV
Guide" crossword puzzle?

Yeah, tell you the truth...

...I'm having so much
trouble with the glaucoma

the pressure on the eyes...

Alright, look,
I've told you ten times already.

Let me get you the, you know,
some marijuana or something.

No, come on.
Again with the marijuana.

- Will you stop already?
- What's the matter with you?

Do I look like some kind of beatnik?

- I'm not gonna...
- What's beatnik?

It's good for glaucoma.

It'll make you feel better.

Medication is...
Well, it's not working, but...

You take a couple of puffs,
you'll feel better.

- So what? Is that bad?
- No, I don't like the idea.

Why should you be in pain like that?

Alright, will you stop
nudging me about that, I...

Just do it.
If I get it, will you do it?

- Where are you gonna get this?
- I have no idea, but...

You gonna go out on the
street and pick up--

I don't know how I'm gonna get it

but I'm gonna get it for you, okay?

If you'll, if you'll do it with me...

I'm, I'm not gonna have
any, but, but you will.

- Alright.
- Alright I'll see you later.

[Nat] Alright, right.

Ms. Whitaker, have you
ever served on a jury before?

No.

Have you ever been the
victim of a crime?

[Ms. Whitaker] No.

Is there any reason you can think of

that you would not be
able to decide this case

in a fair and impartial manner?

No.

Okay, thank you for your time.

Absolutely.

Moving on, Your Honor.

Could you state your name, sir?

Larry David.

Mr. David,
I'm Counselor Condon.

Counselor Condon, nice to meet you.

Uh, have you ever served
on a jury before?

No, unh-unh.

Have you ever been the
victim of a serious crime?

My cousin once stole an
Almond Joy from me.

It was upsetting at the time, but, um...

I don't think that would be
considered a serious crime.

Is there any reason you can
think of that you would not

be able to decide this case in a fair

and impartial manner?

I don't know if I could
be impartial, Mr. Condon

given that the defendant is a negro.

Problem?

Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.

Uh, I couldn't help but
notice the, uh...

...the transaction
between you and the...

...the other gentleman, and, uh...

What exactly were you thinking of?

Got a little, uh, a little weed going

you know, some weed?

Yeah, I got it.
I got it, yeah, you know.

First of all, you can
calm down a little.

- Sure.
- Just, you know, relax.

Just... create the illusion
that we're friends

talking here, alright?

What are you-you kidding me?

You know what?
You're 100% right.

That's too much,
Alright, that, yeah.

Okay, you're doing fine.
Just chill out.

Well, I can get you an ounce
of, like, some real, you know

hydroponic scientific stuff, but
that'll run you 500 bucks.

- Hydroponic?
- Yeah.

I'm not looking for a
sound system, my friend.

- Hydroponic.
- You know what I mean?

Just looking to get my father
a little, a little relief.

Let's play it safe. I'll give
you an ounce of schwag.

- schwag?
- But it'll cost you 200 bucks.

- An ounce of schwag, $200.
- $200.

Is that a fair-fair price
you're quoting me there, sir?

Look, you can pay me 200
bucks or go fuck yourself.

- Okay, well...
- Look...

I don't need to sell the drugs.

- The drugs'll sell themselves.
- Yeah, no. Sure.

You know, forget it. Just go
ahead. Just keep walking.

No, no, schwag, $200, okay, I got it.

I got it.
So what do we do?

- What happens now?
- You got $200 on you?

Yes, yes.

Alright, take out the 200 bucks.

I'll-I'll count to three.
Where is it?

- Let me put my hand on it.
- Just give me your money, sir.

One... hold it. You're not
letting me put my hand...

Your hand is on it.
Your hand is on it.

- Alright.
- One, two, three.

Just...

Alright, now keep walking.

Okay, any particular direction?

Just-just-just-just please move.

- Which way?
- Just walk. Just walk.

Just walk.

Jesus Christ.

- I gotta go this way.
- Just go. Just go.

What? Oh Jeff, you're
not going to the game?

What are you kidding?
Oh, my God.

No, it took me so long in court

now I can't even ask
Cheryl to go.

Oh, you should see the traffic.

The only thing moving
is the carpool lane.

I'll never make it.
I'm just gonna go home.

I'm not gonna use the
carpool lane by myself.

'Cause I-I don't want to.

Well, that's the difference
between you and me.

Alright, goodbye.

Hey, daddy.
You wanna date with mama?

- Get in the car.
- Okay.

- So what's your name?
- Monena.

[Monena] What you, what you into today?

A little lollipop love?

A little digging for diamonds?

See, actually, I'm not really
interested in any sex, per se.

Per-what, you one of them

freaky motherfuckers or something?

To tell you the truth, what
I'd really like to do

is I want go to Dodger Stadium

and, uh, I wanna go to the game
and I'll pay you for your time.

What? Five hours it'll be.

You just want me to sit in the car?

Just sit in the car.
That's all you have to do.

Oh, you a crazy son of a bitch.

Alright, $1 000.

$1 000.
What, are you kidding me?

- That's, uh...
- $200 an hour?

Exactly, I can give
four blowjobs an hour.

- Four blowjobs in an hour?
- Oh, yes, I'm good, okay?

I drove a cab, I used to
drive around for two hours

I couldn't get a fare, you're telling me

you're getting four blowjobs in an hour?

Yes, honey, you done picked up the best.

Honey, I got a red snapper
that talks to you.

You know what it's saying?
"I'm charging way too much."

$750 and take me to the game.

I'm going to the game then.

I can't take you to the game, Monena.

I'm terribly sorry.
I only have one ticket.

- $750.
- You know this is not fair.

I know. Listen, you're unhappy.
I'm unhappy, too.

That's what a good
compromise is all about.

Have you heard of Henry Clay?
You familiar with Henry Clay?

No, I don't know no Henry Clay.

- What'd he say?
- He was the great com promiser.

- This is a good compromise.
- It's not a good compromise.

A good compromise is when both
parties are dissatisfied.

And I think that's what we have here.

Boy, look at this. We are
really zipping along here.

I'm gonna make this game.
This is great.

I thought you only had one
motherfucking ticket.

That's two tickets.

I'm meeting a friend there, actually.

No, I'm gonna go to the game

or you're gonna take
me back to the corner

or I'm gonna call my motherfuckin' pimp.

How 'bout that?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Yeah, let's go to the game.
Ow, baseball.

Ooh, you know, I ain't never
been to no baseball game.

- This gonna be cute.
- Alright, well.

Pull, pull your thing up over there.

Make yourself presentable.

[Monena] You know you're
gonna have to feed me.

I want two hot dogs, a bag of peanuts

and a milkshake.
They got milkshakes?

[Larry] I-I-I don't know
if they have milkshakes.

Hey, don't put your wallet
away, 'cause you know

I'm gonna get hungry again.
I mean--

Just stop talking for
a second, would you?

I know the seats ain't
way the fuck up here.

You got a problem with the seats?

You said we had good seats,
club seats and shit.

We're way the fuck up.
Shit.

Hey, there are a lot worse things

you could be doing, you know.

- Whatever.
- Alright.

Let's just watch the game.

Alright, yeah.

[Monena] What you looking at?

[Larry] My friend Marty Funkhouser

sitting next to an empty seat.

He said he was taking
somebody to the game.

Oh, I know, I know you
ain't looking around

like you scared somebody gonna
recognize you or some shit.

You trying to act like
you ain't with me?

No, I'm not trying to act like
I'm not with you.

- What are you saying?
- I will pull a titty out.

- I will pull a titty out.
- Don't you dare do that.

- Act like you with me then.
- I'm with you, I'm with you.

- I'm acting like I'm with you.
- Okay, cool.

- That's better like that.
- No, don't!

That's better.
That's better. Okay.

Alright, yeah.

Alright, yeah.

- Shit.
- Who are they?

[Larry] These two guys who
interviewed me for this golf club.

You know what?
I gotta get out of here.

- I'll-I'll be back.
- I'm not playing with you.

- You better come back.
- I'll come back. Don't worry.

[Larry] If I'm not back,
I'll meet you at the car after the game.

What the fuck you looking at?

Batting for the Atlanta Braves

the catcher, Javy Lopez.

Ball one. Alright, three more
of those, and we force in.

- Hey, Marty.
- Hey, Larry.

I see you got a ticket.

Yeah, the seats really stink, though.

I-I'm sitting all the way up there.

[Marty] What can
I... Oh there's a hit.

Oh, foul ball.
Hey, what a great game, huh?

- Is anybody sitting there?
- No.

- Well... can I join you?
- No.

Why not?

Well, uh, it's a seat for my father.

Your father's dead.

It's a memorial.
We used to go to games together.

It makes me feel close to him.
It's to honor him.

- Oh, no!
- Home run, yeah.

Come on, Marty.
Let me sit there.

I can't let you sit there.

- What, are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding.

You're not gonna let me sit there?

- Not even for a minute.
- Are you nuts?

Right-fielder...

Thanks, Marty.
Thanks.

- Oh, you back fast.
- I told you I'd come back.

[Monena chuckles] You did. You did.

- That's good.
- There you go.

Now, I bought us some popcorn.

You're a sport. We gotta go
out more often, really.

- I gotta pay you back.
- Yeah, you ain't even shittin'.

If you're ever looking
for a good blow job

at a reasonable rate... she's your gal.

That was good.

You got some big ooh, you a pimp.

Larry. Larry, come here
a minute, please.

One second.

You're not gonna believe this,
but my car won't start.

Oh, my God.

- What a shame.
- It is.

Listen, I've gotta pick up
someone at the airport.

And I know it's on the way, can
you give me a lift, please?

Why don't you ask your father to
help you jump-start the car?

Hey, Leo, why don't you give him a push?

I'm sorry about the ball game.
It was emotion.

Just give me a ride, and let's
not go through this, please?

There's one little problem.

I'm with a prostitute.

My eyes are closed.
I'll sit in the back.

- Do what you want.
- I didn't pick her up for sex.

I actually picked her up so I
could use the diamond lane

so I can get to the stadium
on time for the game.

I buy it, just give me a lift
to the airport, please?

Alright, I'll tell you what,
I'll take you.

[Marty] Oh, that's so great.

But I want the weatherman's golf tip.

That's the only thing
I can't do.

- Eh, your friend'll take a cab.
- Okay, okay, wait. Done deal.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

- Take your normal stance. Okay?
- Alright. Yeah.

Forget everything you've
ever thought about golf.

[Marty] Thanks a million
for the ride. I gotta go.

- I'm coming in with you.
- Nice meeting you, Winona.

- I'm gonna use the bathroom.
- Well, how long you gonna be?

I'll be two minutes.

Well, what if the security people come

and tell me to move the car?

Keep driving around and around.

Well, you in overtime.
This is some bullshit.

Hey, do me a favor.

Just hold on to my jacket
when I use the bathroom.

Why don't you bring it in there?

Where am I gonna put it?
What if they don't have hooks?

[Marty] It's not my marijuana!

I was just holding the jacket!
What are you doing?

This isn't even my jacket!
It doesn't even fit me!

Get your hands off of me!
Easy! Get that dog away from me!

Hey what took you so damn long?

Marty got arrested f-for marijuana.

- You're bullshittin'.
- I'm not bullshitting.

I asked him to hold my jacket
when I went to the bathroom

and there was marijuana in the pocket.

You had marijuana in your pocket?

I bought it for my father
for his glaucoma.

I bought it this
afternoon, and I forgot.

- I completely forgot.
- You don't need no marijuana.

I got the best shit in town.
You should have said some shit.

- Chronic.
- Put that down. Are you crazy?

There's cops all over the place here.

That's some good shit
right there, chronic.

The schwag.

- What the fuck is schwag?
- schwag.

You don't even know what
the fuck you bought.

I bought fucking schwag, okay?

You don't even know what
the fuck schwag is.

Have you ever bought it before?

- Huh?
- schwag? Yeah.

Well, this is chronic, okay?

It's gonna clear your daddy's
eyeball problem and shit.

We gonna hook daddy up. Put
that on my motherfuckin' bill.

That ain't free. Okay?

Okay?

Got a little, a little problem.

"Little problem..."

I don't quite have enough
cash to pay you tonight.

But I'm, you know,
I'm totally good.

I'll pay you tomorrow.
I'll come to your house.

Tomorrow? This ain't
motherfucking pussy on layaway.

You better take your little
trying-to-trick-a-bitch ass

European ass in there to the
motherfucking ATM machine.

What are you talking about?
Oh, I can't.

'Cause I went to the
ATM machine this morning.

I already took out $500.
There's, there's a limit.

I am not fucking around with you.

You know how much money you owe me?

I thought we were "Cool de la."

What's this "Cool de la" shit?

Cool de la.
I thought we were cool de la.

"We're cool de la," you trying
to be all hip and shit.

I'll tell you what
I'll do with you, okay?

- Yeah, what you gonna do?
- Okay, here's what I'll do.

We'll go to my father's
house, we'll get some cash

settle, everything clean, okay?

I'm not going to your daddy's house.

Why?
What's the big deal?

'Cause you've been dragging
me around all fucking day--

Hey, I took you to a
baseball game tonight.

Yeah, and we didn't have
none of that good shit.

We sat up in them fucked-up
seats way up there.

And you bought me one little
raggedy-ass hot dog.

Yeah, yeah.
Which you proceeded to blow.

- Oh.
- Hey.

Yeah, oh, you're up so late at night.

- For heaven's sake.
- What? I was-I was at the game.

I was just about to go to bed.

- Did you watch the game?
- Nah, watch the game.

I'm just all blurry.
I can't watch.

- Um...
- Yeah.

I I got the stuff.

- Well, listen...
- This is it.

- That, uh...
- Huh?

- That's the stuff?
- I got it, okay?

- Yeah.
- This is a joint.

It's a-it's a reefer.

Yeah, absolutely.
You, you light it up.

You go like this.
Put it in your mouth.

Yeah, yeah.

- You gotta inhale.
- Hold it in your lungs.

Hold it inside.

And then...

- See how long I did that for?
- That's a long time.

It's not like a cigarette,
where you're... like that.

- It's not like that.
- Oh, okay, so, um...

Boy, oh, boy, I'm getting
dizzy just from doing that.

- Yeah, yeah, so...
- Um...

Alright, so you do that
a couple of times

and then turn the TV on and
see what it looks like.

- Okay.
- Okay and I'll leave this here.

Listen. Do you have any cash?
I need cash.

Yes, I got cash on me.
What do you need?

I need hundreds.
Hundreds.

No, I don't have that kind of cash.

- How much do you have?
- I got, what?

- $35. I got $40.
- Oh, jeez.

Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Let me put this away.

- Hold it. Hold it.
- Wait. Oh, my God.

Don't-don't-don't answer.

- Hello.
- What are you doing?

- I'm coming in.
- No, no, no, no.

[Monena] I told you,
don't put me in no...

You always got me waiting in the car.

I got it. What? I don't
want you coming in here.

I'm coming in there. You tripping!
What's wrong with you.

Oh, look at your cute little daddy, hey.

Uh, this is a friend, this
is a friend of mine.

- Okay, hi.
- This is, uh, Monena.

- She's uh... she's a friend.
- That's your friend?

We went to the game together.
She's a friend of Cheryl's.

Cheryl couldn't make it.
So I took-I took Monena.

So you went with another girl?

No, it's Cheryl's friend.
I guess that's okay.

You... Look, sweetie, we brought
your little eye medicine.

This your dad?
We gonna hook you right up.

Little daddy got the little eye problem.

- Look what we got for you.
- Oh, that's a joint.

Yeah, this is a joint.
Very good, daddy.

- Chronic.
- This is good, yeah.

- I have a joint.
- That's very good, honey.

You want to go sit down and smoke it?

She's a lot of fun.
She's a lot of fun.

You two-you two go sit and smoke.

I want you to do it, too, you know?

You have to do it, too.

- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.

- Alright.
- Uh, okay.

Alright, it's okay.
Come on, daddy.

That's right, this is bubonic chronic.

Oh, good, good.

No, no more, no more.

[Nat] I'm gonna tell you what this is.

- What is it?
- That's good shit.

You're crazy!

I wonder what it is to
to smoke bad shit.

- We're gonna do some Ebonics.
- Ebonics?

Just say this.
"Dis chronic is the shiznik."

Dis chronic is the shizmik.

[Monena laughs] The shizmik?

- shiznik.
- For shizzle my nizzle.

For shizzle my ni...

That sounds almost Yiddish to me.

Ebon... Yiddish Ebonics.

[Monena] Yeah, yeah, you
holding on too long.

Look at that.
He blew the scene.

Hello.

Hello.

Gei kucken ahfen yam.

- Gei kucken ahfen yam.
- Gei kucken ahfen yam.

How about, "He's a meshuggener?"

- Me...
- "meshuggener."

"meshuggener?"
What's that, Ebonics too?

What are you looking at?

You see something? Huh?

Wh-what did I do?

What did you do?
You know what you did.

You do nothing.

If you want me to do
something, just tell me.

You gotta change the diet.
I told you about that.

I don't want the red meat.

You're eating the red meat.
I don't like that.

I'm doing the best I can.
Go to a doctor.

Get yourself a checkup.
Colonoscopy.

Are you afraid to get a colonoscopy?

What's the matter with you?
I'm sorry.

Everybody gets it.
Get a colonoscopy.

I-I-I'm really gonna do it.

You know something?

You're a good human being.

Oh, thank you, Nat.

And-and you know,
I love him, too.

He is my boy.

Fuckin' faggot.

You got your father-in-law's
birthday coming up.

You gonna get a card?
Okay.

You're not gonna get a card!

You're not gonna do a fuckin' thing!

I'll try and do better.
I will.

TV, TV, TV, that's what you like
to do! Read a freaking book!

Okay, yeah, you're right.
You know everything.

Who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?

- What happened to her?
- Eh, making a phone call.

- She's a very nice girl.
- Oh yeah.

You know something?

This stuff? I can see.
I swear to you.

- I'm not lying to you.
- Really?

You're coming through so crystal clear.

- You're kidding. Really?
- It's-it's a miracle.

I swear to you it's a miracle.

That's fantastic.

Alright, you ready to go?

Oh, my God. It's a hooker.

All you have to do, Larry, is get
up there and tell the truth.

- Okay.
- That's it, okay?

It wasn't your jacket.

No, just keep me out of this completely.

It was Larry's jacket.
It was Larry's grass.

He's on trial. I'm not.

Right, it was your pot for
your father's glaucoma.

Right. You know, you could
be a little more grateful.

I did come forward and get
you off the hook here.

Oh, thanks a million.

Why didn't you tell me there
was grass in the jacket?

I didn't know there was
grass in the jacket.

- You didn't? You bought it.
- No. I forgot.

Guys, I just need you to
be earnest, alright?

The judge has to find you
a credible witness.

Where is my jacket, by the way?

I don't know where your jacket is.

Well, you were the last one to wear it.

Who gives a shit about your jacket?

I'm sure you can get another one.

[Monena] You know I know the
way out. Alright, baby.

- Holy shit.
- Ahh. Oh, Mr. Baseball.

Mr. Owe-Monena-$200.

You said five hours, and
it was seven, honey.

You still owe me $200.
I want my $200 skrilla.

So this is your anniversary
present, Larry?

See, I was, I was going
to the ball game--

I want my money, baby.
I need my skrilla.

- You got-you got any cash?
- Uh, maybe $20.

- You got any cash?
- I got nothing.

All rise for The
Honorable Judge George Nagel.

Is that the judge?

Yeah, that's him.

[Larry] Oh, no.

Well, Mr. David...

...what do you have to say for yourself?

Well, you see, Your Honor, my
father has this condition.